God I'm bored
How many days until spring training? How soon will Walt get off his but and start talking arbitration? What is the chance that I will still be alive by the start of the 2010 season. I am so bored...Bengals football and Xavier basket ball had better be good or I'm going to be reallllllly bored. Xavier women look to be unstoppable this year UC women have a new coach UC men look improved too...although their coach is very short
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I'm so bored
That I resorted to watch TV tonight
Watched V.
YAWN
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
What kind of job do you want to take on?
1.Musketeer
2.Autopsy Room Attendant
3.Aerospace Void Tester
4.Podiatrist
5.Anesthesiologist for Organ ‘Donors’
6 Alien Relations Co-ordinator
7.Clergyman
8.Conquistador
9.Wheel Man
10..Federal Agent Men’s Room guard
11. Wind Lesson Trainer
12.Professional Race Car Driver
13. Clown
14.CIA Agent dressing room attendant
14. Beach Wedding Photographer
15.Police Officer’s boy bitch
16.Talk Show Host
17.Talk Show Host sidekick (w/obc)
18.Pedophile Counselor
19.Back Door Man
20.Crocodile Wrangler
21.Peach Ripener
22. Carny’s assistant
23.Gay Model
24.Lobotomist
25. Adult Store Cubicle attendant
Here are some careers that I have solid contacts in. Let me know what interests you and for a nominal fee I’ll get right to work setting up some interviews. these jobs are the first to spring to mind, if there is some other job you wish help in procuring – let me know.
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
He could be my wheelman
As you may recall, I’m seriously considering bank robbery as my next vocation, provided I can find a wheel man with nerves of ice.
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
Count me in
Excellent driver? Check
Nerves of ice? Check
Flexible morals? Check
Sense of direction above reproach? Check
by Highlifeman21 on Nov 4, 2009 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
So Hi...may I call you Hi?
Are you interested in the position?
Flexible hours
a generous percentage of the heist
a willingness to shoulder all the blame if caught..
Easy money
No real work involved!!!
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
You MAY call me Hi
Definitely interested
No set hours? No problem!
What kind of %?
Blame? What me worry?
No real work? Sign me up! …. just don’t ask me to recommend a burger place, however…
by Highlifeman21 on Nov 4, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Mostly thinking of small credit unoins and pizza place
Real banks don’t have any money in them.
We need a good car
My ’94 Camry has 189,338 miles on it and has been acting up lately.
We need something really fast
Reliable and inconspicuous
Like this little number
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
I wouldn't call that inconspicuous by any stretch of the imagination
But I agree that we should target small credit unions, and also those check cashing places
I just turned 75K on my Mazda 6, so while it’s been reliable, we might be pushing the envelope a tad
I’m thinking we go with something like this….
… b/c nothing says inconspicuous like The Bandit
by Highlifeman21 on Nov 4, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
I wish I still had my '63 Impala
We could have installed a 459 Hemi with a 4 on the Floor Hurst and some glasspacs..
No stinking cop would ever catch that car.
http://www.carsbackthen.com/Impala%20pics%2010-26-08%20001.jpg
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
hhhhmmmmm
1.Musketeer – Only at Xavier, I look horrible in those silly hats
2.Autopsy Room Attendant – I’m only used to attending to dead bodies in the bedroom
3.Aerospace Void Tester – Not the first time I would have “tested” a vaccuum
4.Podiatrist – Not with these feet, I’d have no credibility
5.Anesthesiologist for Organ ‘Donors’ – So you’ve seen me in action on Saturday nights?
6 Alien Relations Co-ordinator – She said she had a green card, I swear!
7.Clergyman – I like women, sorry
8.Conquistador – I like the title but I’m kind of a wuss so no taking over land that isn’t mine
9.Wheel Man – Me & you, Bonnie & Clyde of the ‘10s
10..Federal Agent Men’s Room guard – I don’t need to see what kind of heat they’re packing, so no
11. Wind Lesson Trainer – I can’t tell if you want me to predict the weather or play an instrument with this one
12.Professional Race Car Driver – If someone would pay me to drive fast I’d be happy to oblige
13. Clown – You can get paid for that?
14.CIA Agent dressing room attendant – see #10t
14. Beach Wedding Photographer – I’ve been photographed on the beach after my wedding, close enough?
15.Police Officer’s boy bitch – Played that part growing up, no thanks
16.Talk Show Host – I’m not that big of a douche (or am I?)
17.Talk Show Host sidekick (w/obc) – This sounds intriguing. I’d have to kill his mic at some point though
18.Pedophile Counselor – I’ve tried talking sense into Justin, it’s no use
19.Back Door Man – As in the past, I have to turn down this offer on moral grounds
20.Crocodile Wrangler – If I could rid the world of Crocs, I would
21.Peach Ripener – Ahem….
22. Carny’s assistant – I don’t smell like cabbage, so I’m probably not qualified
23.Gay Model – We would have to ask the boys at Adonis what they think on this one
24.Lobotomist – I need all the extra brains I can get, so this is a maybe.
25. Adult Store Cubicle attendant – “I don’t know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don’t clean it right away.”
"What'd I say?"
by jch24 on Nov 4, 2009 10:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In regards to number 4...
If you’re not Catholic, you’re ok there. I’ve got some great contacts in other, more Protestant religions.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
by ZJiff30 on Nov 10, 2009 4:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I guess I'll have to look for some less mainstream occupations for you
Here’s 25 more, you’ll recieve my invoice in the mail.
1.Fantasy Broker
2.Ball Picker
3.Ant Catcher
4.Brain Picker
5.Lookout
6.Douche odor Tester
7.Finder
8.Egg Breaker
9.Hooker Inspector
10.Foot Fairy
11. Winkie Measurer
12.Boner
13.Cowpuncher
14.Temporary Savior
15.Weed Farmer
16.Easter bunny
17. Clown’s assistant
18.Breath Odor Evaluator
19. Fashion consultant and corpse dresser
20. Stool-Sample Analyzer
21. Safe Cracker
22. Men’s Room attendant at Adonis
23.Immigrant Washer
24.Parachute mender
25Wal-Mart Greeter/Postal Clerk – This is an apprenticeship for Mass Murderer
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
Hey I can till hit a lick on the ol' git fiddle, Dude
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
But Seriously gang..I am really really bored...
I am almost to the point of caring wether Vic Torino plays tonight or not.
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
Well the Yankees win the series
No baseball for nearly 5 months
I can’t remember what it was like here at RR last year at this time
I suppose Slyde and charlie and Beek and the gang will keep us entertained…
Football is Ok
Basketball is a nice distraction
But baseball rules
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
I credit hockey for filling the offseason void
it’s my savior for the winter blues. I only started following it recently, but man does it help bridge the gap.
I love that not even he knew that he scored and he continued to try to put it in - Evilducks
I take it you like San Jose?
I used to intern with the Public Relations department of the now defunct Cleveland Barons, a minor league affiliate of the Sharks. I was following guys like Jonathon Cheechoo and Vesa Toskala way back when. Best job I ever had.
how could you tell?
thats interesting, I actually didn’t even know about that franchise (i meant it when i said recently), but I have seen their logo from time to time, I wondered where it came from.
I love that not even he knew that he scored and he continued to try to put it in - Evilducks
Hockey's OK
But it doesn’t get played here much in the winter…
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
Ice hocket...I get it
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
wow....plaid, really?
interesting baseball tie to those though, supposedly they were actually Bob Uecker’s idea, and were used for one game and then auctioned off for charity.
I watched a womens field hockey match during the olympics solely because all of the players were smokin hot, couple euro teams if I remember right. one of my favorite events I watched that summer.
I love that not even he knew that he scored and he continued to try to put it in - Evilducks
I watcher Summer too
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
by Madville on Nov 5, 2009 7:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That is ESPN commentator and former Olympic swimmer
Summer Sanders…
She wants me…but I’m true to the FMM
I gave up working out. My philosophy: No pain... no pain. ...
Mads.
Speaking of boredom
Where is Ash to mitigate my boredom
Red Poodle to reconfigure it
Daedalus to confound it
BubbaFan to critique it
And most importantly are you all ready to be back up singers in Brendan’s new band: Immigrant Washers?
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
Please notice that Mads' posts end just before 4:20.
Just sayin’.
Al Gore didn't invent the internet. But he did more for the internet than probably anyone you'll ever meet.
Het Petey What's up my brother?
I am now so bored that I am going in search of a new sig.
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
I gave up working out. My philosophy: No pain… no pain. …
I gave up working out. My philosophy: No pain... no pain. ...
Mads.
by Madville on Nov 6, 2009 1:32 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I am now lying under my desk at work beyond bored.
I gave up working out. My philosophy: No pain... no pain. ...
Mads.
what are you still doing at work at 6:10?
I love that not even he knew that he scored and he continued to try to put it in - Evilducks
Another tedious day...what's the use life is bleak and the you die
Oh wait a minute…i was confusing myself with crolfs…
life’s bleak and then you get old. – thats more like it
I gave up working out. My philosophy: No pain... no pain. ...
Mads.
Just when i though the end was near I ran into a Jeff beck vid with tal Welkinfelf om bass....
And she can play…
Makes me feel like playing
I gave up working out. My philosophy: No pain... no pain. ...
Mads.
For those who haven't had a chance to read it Slyde's new novel..here's an excerpt :
As Raven strolled across the beach, the summer salty sea breeze flounced her blond hair like waving wheat in a desert of blue and gold. As she looked across the rippling water she could see Lance and Carlos frolicking on the pier…
I’ve ordered my copy in advance – NY Times Bestseller list stuff.
I gave up working out. My philosophy: No pain... no pain. ...
Mads.
That's so Madville.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Nov 11, 2009 10:07 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Slyde is quite novel.
I’m hoping to get the job as his agent.
"Success is getting up one more time than you fall down, then walking away saying "Fuck it".
Sure thing Hi
You know in order to get Slyde published we are will have to knock off a couple of pizza places, a bank or two and at least one Toys ‘R Us. This is necessary because Slyde is too avante guard for the masses and we will have to fund his first effort. Once that book is published, printed and distributed then we’ll need your driving skills to either:
1; Get the Hell out of Town
2. Run fropm the paparazzi
As soon as I finish ghost writing the secular parts for Slyde, I’ll get back to you.
Your Pal
Mads
"Success is getting up one more time than you fall down, then walking away saying "Fuck it".
At least I can be the driver, b/c so far I'm 0 for suggesting burger places
So I’ve got that goin’ for me…
by Highlifeman21 on Nov 12, 2009 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
I've yet to actually get a chanceto work with Slyde but here's another exceprt from his Novel:
Lance looked longingly into Carlos’ eyes as they stood at the end of long pier. They held hands in a tentative yet anticipatory manner as they watched the sun make its descent into the darkening waters. From her corner beach penthouse Raven watched the two sea struck lovers and felt her own loneliness expanding as though it were the oncoming night. She would have to break her own code. She had made her decision. She would call Caesar and beg him to take her back.
Good Shit – No?
"Success is getting up one more time than you fall down, then walking away saying "Fuck it".
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