Why Pirates Fans Are The Luckiest Fans In The World
A new study of sports fan psychology concludes that fans who have the most negative emotions toward their team's prospects, get the most enjoyment out of games.
So treasure your angst ... because it's more fun that way.
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Be a pessimist!
That way, you’re never disappointed.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I prefer to think of it as a realist
That way, you’ll be pleasantly surprised when positive results happen, as opposed to the typical negative results we’ve come to expect.
But, with being a Reds fan, maybe a pessimist is really a realist? Po-ta-toh, po-tah-toe?
by Highlifeman21 on Nov 22, 2009 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
“You need the negative emotions of thinking your team might lose to get you in an excited, nervous state,” Knobloch-Westerwick said. “If your team wins, all that negative tension is suddenly converted to positive energy, which will put you in a euphoric state.”
Shit all I gotta do isdown several Jack and cokes, a few Coors Light Beers and I’m in a euphoric state win or lose.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Quentin Crisp
Liquor before beer, in the clear
but I never doubted for a second you knew the order, Mads
by Highlifeman21 on Nov 22, 2009 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
i am told that is a myth
really the only reason that has some semblance of truth is, if you start out sober and drink liquor first, you will probably drink it slower, and then you switch to beer, which has a lower alcohol content. But if you get reasonable drunk with beer, and then switch to liquor you will drink it faster, and get really trashed.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Nov 22, 2009 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty sure Mythbusters just did this
And it proved Liquor before beer, in the clear & also beer before liquor, never been sicker
But I could be wrong.
I was drunk while I was watching that episode, but did notice someone knocked up the hot redhead
by Highlifeman21 on Nov 22, 2009 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
shame
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Nov 22, 2009 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
actually, I think they showed that it really doesn't matter much
One guy actually felt better when he had beer and then liquor. The other guy did a little better, but was basically the same.
Unfortunately, they didn’t test the pregnant chick.
Definitely a good argument.
You sir, are correct
In my drunkenness, I only remembered the myth, not the outcome of the myth
by Highlifeman21 on Nov 23, 2009 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
there is a problem with that study
1. study of 113 fans is a small sample size.
2. There is only one study and crucial data to make comparisons is missing. She really needs more studies in general, and she needs to compare the results with the happiness of fans who expect there team to win and watch them actually win.
This is why women shouldn’t do science.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
Women scientists have changed since I was in school

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Quentin Crisp
This is why historians shouldn't make comments about science.
You proclaim that 113 fans is a small sample size, but without any knowledge of actual data. 113 AB is a small sample size because variance is extremely high. If you had a sample size of 100 people, half of whom have been dosed with a certain chemical and all of them die, I’m fairly sure no one would argue that the sample size isn’t large enough to come to a conclusion. In most cases, there maybe other variables at work, and this is no exception, but the results are fairly limited anyway. The survey participants are fairly similar: they’re all students, and they all watched the same game. One question might be whether there’s some bias of the people who said they expected Ohio State to lose simply enjoy everything more, or if, because they always think they’re going to lose, they have a particularly grim outlook on life and winning a football game served as a particular highlight. But that’s not really a problem you can solve with a larger sample size in and of itself – you’d have to screen the participants based on how much they feel they enjoy the rest of their lives, as well, that is, it’s a scale problem, and you might be able to re-adjust the scale on an individual basis.
Also: of course there’s only one study – that’s how research is done these days: this piecemeal, discretized, write as many small papers as you can is an approach favored by the male-dominated academic hierarchy. (In any case, it’s a little disputable about how scientific this study is even intended to be, since it’s a communications professor, and will be published in a communications journal. Disclaimer: I don’t know really, anything about communications, so I’m not trying to say anything terrible about it; I just don’t know how scientific is.)
The results showed that the group that enjoyed the game the most were the Ohio State fans who were convinced that the Buckeyes would lose the game.
This implies that the comparisons WERE made between OSU fans who expected the team to lose, and the ones who expected the team to win: otherwise, there probably wouldn’t have been any findings made.
Also, I think your comment about women in science was a joke: but it’s a fairly dominant idea even still, that I had a hard time with in school, and taken in context, it doesn’t sound like a joke at all.
Altogether now: Tl; dr.
IAN! I'm on traain!
by andromache on Nov 18, 2009 3:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the comment was in jest
i mostly just didn’t think the study produced very much.
Mostly I would like to see more studies on this, I think one study of 113 people isn’t really proving anything.
I know nothing of science and could never do it, and as an undergrad I was surrounded by pharmacy majors who were much superior in science to me. Hell one of my undergraduate girlfriends was a pharmacy major, and was pretty damn good at it before illness knocked her out of school. I hope when she gets back on her feet she becomes a doctor, because male doctors don’t take her “female problems (endomitrosis)” seriously.
My fiance got her degree in econ with an emphasis on statistics, she is much better at math than I could dream to be.
So I apologize for my comment, it wasn’t meant to be serious. I say things that I don’t mean, because they are so they seem so outlandish and ridiculous coming from me. This is especially ironic considering I got a C in high school chemistry because the teacher liked me. I don’t know what I have done about my undergraduate science requirements if I didn’t take a joke of a biology class in Havana, and a joke an astronomy class, where I failed all the tests miserably but still somehow got a C. If you knew me in person, why I wouldn’t say I am a male leader for the advancement of women, I am very sympathetic to issues women still face in society today. Is this a weak statement? Probably.
I am just saying overall 113 fans is a small sample size, considering this is the only study. If there were 20 studies using 113 fans I would be more inclined to believe it.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Nov 18, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
Sure: But a lack of other studies isn't a weakness in THIS study.
Besides, who’s going to fund a study of 5000 OSU students watching a football game?
I think your real problem might be with press releases and writers who make broad claims based on limited findings. Everything gets spiced up for general blog release.
IAN! I'm on traain!
that is probably true
I’m sure the Psychologist who did this, didn’t mean for this to be the end all be all study.
I’m also just cranky because it is the end of the term, and i have too many books to read and too many papers to write.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Nov 18, 2009 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
this is my first time around the block too
so i kinda just feel the walls collapsing around me. I hope it is easier when i reach critical mass next semester, or I learn not to put myself in this position.
I say this as I eat Thai food and talk to a friend from undergraduate school on aim.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Nov 18, 2009 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously - 2 (count 'em) of my three daughters are scientists.2 of my daughters are scientists
D#2 – Toxicology researcher with a degree in Bio-Chem (minor in Photography)
D#3 – Senior at OSU majoring in Molecular Genetics (after 1 year at the University Miami studying Bio-Engineering)
Unfortunately women in science are still quite the minority. It is most unfortunate because women are so damned smart in fields like Chemistry and biology and with the emphasis now being placed on new teaching teaching techniques for girls in Math…the sky is the limit. I for one am not finding it remotely difficult to be a sem-kept man. Just got finished cleaning the downstairs wood floors…its a nice gig.
Here’s shot of D#3 (left) with D#2 doing what all good scientists do when they go to Italy

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
I want to go back to Italy.
If I were a fuck up and spent one extra year in undergrad, I could be leaving for Spain tomorrow.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Nov 18, 2009 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
haha i spent a week in Ireland
got drunk alot
Vikings 4 the superbowl
i spent a few days in Ireland
but it was with my dad we drank but not to inebriation. Wow I spelled inebriation right without Firefox’s help. YAY!!!
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Nov 18, 2009 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
One out of two ain't bad, don't be so hard on yourself
Zing!
"Santa Claus doesn't use Craigslist." -- 'tHan
Drinking wine out of plastic cups......thos elook like my kind of girls!
"Santa Claus doesn't use Craigslist." -- 'tHan
are yo uhitting on mads daughters?
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Nov 19, 2009 3:21 AM EST up reply actions
jch had a chance to hang with D#2...
But was too busy talking abut himself…now she’s got a new honey…
Don’t none of you even think about hitting on D#3…she’s just a baby…besides she wants to go onto medical school and doesn’t have time for frivolousness.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
I would never date any of your daughters, Mads
I can just imagine going to your house for Thanksgiving dinner and waking up in the back of a 1975 Cadillac Eldorado convertible rural AZ three days later with no recollection of how I got there.
"Santa Claus doesn't use Craigslist." -- 'tHan
Sounds like a helluva good weekend to me
you were so blackout drunk you made all the way to Arizona before you came to.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Nov 19, 2009 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
What I wanna know is....
Do you wake up with, or without your kidneys?
by Highlifeman21 on Nov 22, 2009 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Pirate Fans love Rusty Potato, julio julio,Moose Seaman, Duck Dickhouse and the gang..
Loquacious Johnson for MVP!!!
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill





















