Brilliant video on Dock Ellis' no-no on LSD
Drugs have always been a part of baseball. Dock knows this, you know this.
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Farneyismycopilot
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That is easily my favorite line of the whole thing.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Nov 12, 2009 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
it would be great to watch that
I have no idea if any footage exists,but I would love to see that game.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
just beautiful.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
That is awesome.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
LSD is so underrated
that Owsley guy was alright
"Success is getting up one more time than you fall down, then walking away saying "Fuck it".
LSD is one of those drugs I'd like to try just once
it seems like a good time, and I mean is it that harming to use it once.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Nov 13, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
This is why you and Mads need to hang out more.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Nov 13, 2009 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
"Dock Ellis," by Zachariah & The Lobos Riders
pretty good youtube song
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
I still think Dock Ellis should be the Reds pitching coach.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
Generallisimo Francisco Franco
Still dead.
The man who will one day be President is, at this moment, lying in his cradle, trying to find some strategic way to get his big toe in his mouth.
-Mark Twain
we already had decided that he would be better than a life Dick Pole.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Nov 14, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
er live dick pole
haha, live dick pole.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Nov 14, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
Doc melted into a cosmic blob as he merged with his refrigerator one day.
Although they found his body…Dock was gone.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Quentin Crisp
looking him up on wiki i found this even better nugget ...
May 1, 1974 game against Cincinnati
Ellis attempted to hit every batter in the Cincinnati Reds lineup on May 1, 1974 in an effort to prove a point to teammates. Ellis hit Pete Rose, Joe Morgan, and Dan Driessen in the top of the first. The clean-up batter Tony Perez avoided Ellis’ attempts, instead drawing a walk, and after two pitches aimed at the head of Johnny Bench, Ellis was removed from the game by manager Danny Murtaugh. Ellis’ box score for the game reads: 0 IP, 0 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 0 K.5
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
back when men were men
and they didn’t have all this warning bullshit.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Nov 14, 2009 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
my mom loves to tell me about Gibson
I think he is her favorite pitcher, she loves his no-bullshit attitude, and that hitters feared him. She laments that pitchers aren’t like that today, she will watch a game and see somebody crowd the plate and say “Gibson woulda knocked his ass down”.
I’m kind of jealous of her, she lived in St. Louis for a period growing up when Gibson pitched. She told me when she was a little girl her dad took her to games where Gibson and Koufax faced off simply because he knew they would be fast games. I’d like to think this is the game she was referencing. 2 hours and 14 minutes, 1-0 Dogers, Koufax threw a shutout, and Gibson threw 8 innings of one run ball. It is shame Koufax’s arm gave out on him, add 5-10 more years on his career, and he would be Hall of Famers Hall of Famer.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Nov 14, 2009 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
The Bob Gibson statue at Busch
is enough to frighten me. I can’t imagine meeting the man.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
I remember Waite Hoyt talking about Gibson when Wait was the Red's commentator.
Hoyt was truly enamored of Gibson’s fearlessness. Hoyt was also drunk a lot…never the less Gibson would just as soon hit any batter who crowded the plate. God help you if you hit a HR off him -plunk….I loved Gibson.
I was pretty young and Gibson was the first black pitcher that I ever saw. Up to that time I assumed that only white players were good pitchers. Ha…
Ha- Satchel Paige’d
Here’ s the friendliest picture I’ve ever seen of Bob Gibson

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Quentin Crisp
why doesn't Gibson get mroe mention these days?
he has to be the most forgotten about legendary pitcher in the games history.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Nov 14, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Ever listen to Tim McCarver?
Ah wonnuh tayuh.
The man who will one day be President is, at this moment, lying in his cradle, trying to find some strategic way to get his big toe in his mouth.
-Mark Twain
I remember one time going out to the mound to talk with Bob Gibson. He told me to get back behind the batter; that the only thing I knew about pitching was that it was hard to hit.
"He wears his hat like a left hander!"
by TimMcCarver on Nov 14, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
i honestly haven't watched a full game called by you in years
it is for the best.
"There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child."-The Onion
by justin007000 on Nov 14, 2009 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
We have gotten rid of Billy Packer
Can’t we shed ourselves of this tool?
The man who will one day be President is, at this moment, lying in his cradle, trying to find some strategic way to get his big toe in his mouth.
-Mark Twain
That was pretty nice of Bob,I'm surprised he didn't just deck you and then urinate on your protrate body.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Quentin Crisp
Tim!
You’ve never told us about the time YOU ate acid.
"If you have a spaceship and are looking for a hilarious astronaut with an irregular heartbeat and thirty million dollars, I am prepared to leave as soon as tomorrow."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Nov 16, 2009 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
No but I told you all about the time I was in O'Hare airport and well you know the rest of the story
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Quentin Crisp























