2009 MLB Playoffs: Day 3
The MLB Postseason goes on, despite this judge's choice of Matt Holliday in "Man Getting Hit in Groin by Baseball" as most outstanding work this postseason. The scrappy Twins try to win their first game all year against the Yankees behind Nick Blackburn. The Yankees counter with third-biggest free agent acquisition A.J. Burnett, making his postseason debut. This season's statistics would indicate that New York is the favorite, but bear in mind that the Yankees have not been up 2 games to none in a division series since 1999. Twins in an upset, sez I!
The nightcap sees Big Game Pitcher Josh Beckett take on Regular Game Pitcher Jered Weaver. The Angels managed to do what cancer couldn't and beat Jon Lester in the first game, helping to get put all of Boston's postseason dominance over the lads from Los Angeles/Anaheim partially behind them. They can take a commanding two game lead with a win tonight. Beckett seems to shine when he's needed most, but the Sox offense looked mighty pedestrian against John Lackey. Weaver has shut down the Red Sox this year, posting an 0.66 ERA over 13 2/3 innings, and recording 12 strikeouts. Should be a good game, and I look for the Angels to put their boot on Boston's throat and keep them down while they're struggling.
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ahhhhhhhh no i didnt
it wasnt my idea. i just wanted to take credit for it. SBNation makes all this stuff up. we just pull the levers.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 9, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
i knew
i just wanted to let you feel good about yourself
you did the right thing coming clean!
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i did
i learned that ’tHan was my friend!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 9, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I learned
you’re a bottomless pit.
Holy cow! A double, two singles, and a grilled cheese?
And they were 1/3 pound burgers…
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how was the
grilled-in-leftover-grease cheese?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
You burger people need to go to Dayton....
and hit up Voltzy’s. The only bad thing about that will be that the contest will be over after you have Voltzy’s.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
we went to dayton and ate the dreamy weenie
i don’t know if voltzy’s can compete with the dreamy weenie, but i’d give it a chance!
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I'm not scared.
Click on “Photos”
Click on “Menu Items”
Wipe the drool away from your face.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
they've got some good looking food
but their choice to use myspace makes me leery of them
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
Rick's not the most technologically advanced guy on Earth
Hell, he just moved into his first restaurant without wheels in August. Before that, it was just him in a trailer, with a girl taking orders for him if he was really busy.
But, seriously, go.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
They're purdy!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 9, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd like to know what his excuse is for last year's postseason, then.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
cubs fans...
We were all way off… not a single entrant picked 83 wins (my guess, 93, was just as far off as most people’s). There was one person who chose 84 — Arbusto, who is the winner.
So, one game is “way off”?
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Nobody accused the people over at BCB
of being good at math.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
we should raid them
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
I figured you'd have learned your lesson at the LGT! incident
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Oct 10, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Cubs can blow Madville
Sig lines are for suckas.
by jch24 on Oct 9, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think there was a fanpost or fanshot
that was titled or included the text “is there any way this team doesn’t win the division by 10 games” or somesuch.
Just stopped in to say hi fellers and gals
I’m off to make someone have a bad day.
Sig lines are for suckas.
wow
Way to pick up AJ.
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Burnett = Nasty.
He’s fun to watch when he’s on, and he’s on tonight. That slider he struck Mauer out on in the 3rd was ridiculous.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
he's had a half dozen of those ridiculous sliders tonight
lucky for the Twins Blackburn is throwing some rocks of his own.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 9, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
What's everybody drinking?
Looks like I missed the Twins taking the lead. I did see that baserunning stupidity in the bar, though.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I have a delightful assortment.
Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA (The best beer on Earth)
Bell’s Two Hearted Ale (The second-best beer on Earth)
It’s my birthday. We spared no expense.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
I do like Bell's Two Hearted
but when I was in MI I had Oberon, which I liked a lot more. Then again, I’m not usually an IPA fan…
Do you have any other Bell’s beers where you are?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Oberon's a nice wheat ale. I really enjoy that one.
Their Amber is fantastic, their Porter is great for a Porter, and I would rate their Stout as above-average.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
You shut your ass.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Oct 9, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yuck.
I’m drinking Blanche de Chambly. It’s like a 1000X better version of that.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
If you're going to go with a really good (but not too expensive) Oktoberfest
you’ve got to go with Spaten.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I need to try that.
I don’t typically drink lagers, so I’m not as well-versed in the Oktoberfests as I should be. Hofbrau has a good one, as I recall. But I’ll definitely grab some Spaten.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Oooh.
That’s the word they use to try to convince us that Bud Light is good. That is a bad word. Quick, pick a different one.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
It's a good thing you're a boxing fan....
otherwise, I’d have a good mind to kick your ass right now.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Oct 9, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Much better.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
the dr. told my mom to drink a bottle of little kings a day
while she was pregnant with me.
that probably explains a lot
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I think this one's $25-30
Somewhere in that range.
Save your money and spend $55 on Cotto-Pacquiao on November 14.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Cotto-Pacquiao will be worth it.
Bring a few friends over, split the cost. No big deal.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Pac Man
is da bomb.
im very torn that he’s Filipino. Takes a lot of the fun out of watching him box.
"I have found me a home"
Pacquiao is fun to watch...
but Cotto is my boy. I’m really looking forward to that fight. One thing that’s being overlooked is that Cotto is fucking great at neutralizing speed. See: Cotto v. Mosley.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Yeah, I'm skipping it too.
I love watching Juanma and Gamboa, but they’re both showcase fights. Neither one will have much of a problem. Now, if they make the Juanma-Caballero fight, I’ll probably have to get that one. If they end up with a Juanma-Gamboa fight at some point, oh hell yes.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Of course, next weekend begins the Super Middleweight Tournament
if you have Showtime. I don’t, unfortunately, but Abraham-Taylor and Froch-Dirrell should both be hella entertaining.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
I didn't realize that Showtime
showed boxing. I mean, I know HBO started out showing a lot of boxing, but…huh.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
If you have Showtime, next weekend will be worth it.
They lined up 6 of the top 8 Super Middleweights in the world (one of the deepest divisions in boxing) for a tournament. Each of the 6 guys (Mikkel Kessler, Jermain Taylor, Arthur Abraham, Carl Froch, Andre Dirrell, and Andre Ward) will fight 3 of the other guys in preliminary matches. Then, the’ll take the top 4 in a seeded single elimination tournament to crown the real champion. I think it’s awesome.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
(crickets)
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
so does the free tv project
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 10, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
i'll spend the 5 bucks a month
to watch about 4 hours of programming a week in HD on my awesome tv. I’m not gonna sit and watch a stream on my computer.
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redemption
Sig lines are for suckas.
by jch24 on Oct 9, 2009 8:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Indelibile.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Wait, the lead?
I’m a little tipsy, but I think I would have noticed that.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Aaaaaand
it’s tied.
So pissed that this isn’t on network TV.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
"And A-Rod has come through again"
Words I never thought I’d hear.
It’s not that I thought he’d never come through again, it’s that I never thought he’d be given credit for it if he did. I thought that run would be credited to Jeter’s scrappiness and heads-uppiness.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Go Big Moe! 14-6 at half time over Elder, in the Pit! Suck it, Farney!
In other news, I took my kid to the Toy Story 3D double feature today. The movies look great in the 3D, but the best part was that the movie theater was letting everybody in for free because they only had a single person to work the ticket booth and start the movies and movies were starting late because of it. Our movie started 4 minutes late. So, thanks for the free tix Regal Deerfield! It made up for my 4 minutes of inconvenience!
Definitely a good argument.
As for the last two sentences...
TWSS.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Oct 9, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Twins announcer just complained
about Chamberlain not giving a “good follow-through,” which supposedly would have allowed him to make that play.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
"Joe Mauer has 4 stolen bases this season, all coming in the 7th inning on.
He usually tries to steal one in this situation."
Hmm.
Definitely a good argument.
Uh.
So I didn’t notice that Pujols had so many stolen bases. Leads the Cardinals!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I agree....
but only if it’s followed by “implicated in steroids scheme.”
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Pete Rose was from a Yankee state
then again, he’s from the West Side too, so, maybe not.
Definitely a good argument.
Is it just me....
or does she look like Chris Farley’s Saigon whore from “Dirty Work”?
Is that racist?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
He's alright....
but Teixeira’s the MVP, because he did it in NEW YORK.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Jesus, I'm a lightweight.
I’m a leeeeetle bit tipsy, 2.5 beers in.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Hey computer nerds
do any of you know of a good free computer activity monitoring software?
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Depends.
Is this my boss?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
i don't think so
it would be odd if i was though. we would work together and not even know it!
seriously though, can you help me out?
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Nope.
I’m computer stupid.
I live in Charlottesville, VA, so it would be really weird if we worked together. Hell of a commute for at least one of us.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
be more specific please
Network activity or machine based?
BTW, know of anyone looking for a gently used SUV? :)
Sig lines are for suckas.
machine based
i used one this morning that seems like it will work.
I’ll give you 100 shiny nickels for that SUV today!
and, I’ll pay the taxes to transfer it :-)
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I think you send Gomez here.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
I could be a Major League manager.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Oh, Nick Punto.
Great.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
WOOHOO!!!
Oh! Nick Punto! Great!
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
How can anyone call them, with a straight face
the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
How can anyone, with a straight face
say THE ohio state university?
"I have found me a home"
by obc2 on Oct 9, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bud Light Wheat review
Better than American Ale or Landshark.
Actually, not bad.
"I have found me a home"
Nick Punto review
Better than Willy Taveras or Jeff Francoeur.
Actually, not bad.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
The announcer just said....
that Punto is a “dirty uniform kind of player.”
For those not well-versed in baseball speak, that means “he’s white, and not particularly good at baseball.”
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Are you serious?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Oct 9, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Alright, Bubbafan.....
Come clean. We know you ordered the Derek Jeter and Mark Teixeira gold-plated commemorative coins. Own up to it.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
not me
Though if there were a Bubba Crosby one, it might be a different story. ;-)
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As a somewhat-Nats' fan
that was positively Zimmerman-esque.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
old pete
ol pete and ole pete?
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DAMN!
That was a great play.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
nah
my least favorite college team is north carolina. i hate the yankees slightly more than the tar heels though
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
I've got that discussion of Mauer from yesterday or whenever in my head
with the ladies discussing things like catcher’s thighs. I’d like to not remember that.
Yeah, probably shouldn't have given him a fastball
down the middle of the plate.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Does anyone else
hate the Red Sox more than the Yankees?
The man who will one day be President is, at this moment, lying in his cradle, trying to find some strategic way to get his big toe in his mouth.
-Mark Twain
I can't stand A-Hole
but I kinda respect Jeter and Posada.
The man who will one day be President is, at this moment, lying in his cradle, trying to find some strategic way to get his big toe in his mouth.
-Mark Twain
not even close
the Sox fans went 90 years without a Series win and their fans are faithful as hell.
"I have found me a home"
I would pick a game at Fenway over a game at
(what’s it called, New Yankee Stadium?) any day.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
ever been to Fenway?
i must admit the experience at Fenway and Wrigley is unrivaled, great atmosphere.
not the best ballparks, mind you. but the neighborhoods really set the experience apart.
"I have found me a home"
I haven't been
but I’d love to go. I get the feeling that the fans at Wrigley would annoy me a lot more than those at Fenway, but I’d love to go to either.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
i'd love to go to fenway
and i have plans to go to wrigley next season
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I mean seriously
gotta be like 90% odds of scoring one with the bases juiced and none out. Choke fest on both sides in extras.
RR: Proud home of the most mods in SBNation.
Suck it Twins!
No one likes your small market, homegrown talent bullshit anyway.
Throwing overpaid free agents at a wall and seeing if they’ll stick! Now that’s the American Way!
RR: Proud home of the most mods in SBNation.
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short
I phone him up at home, and I make him do my tech support
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But it's the industry standard!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Oct 10, 2009 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm still blown away by how badly the Mauer call was botched...
but even before that, it’s kind of impressive that Nathan blew it so thoroughly.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I didn't realize it was that controversial
Went grocery shopping this morning, and everyone was talking about the Yankees. Senior citizens to zit-faced kids. I ended up having to wait for awhile when the middle aged white woman who was stocking cleaning products got so involved in the post-game analysis with her young black coworker that she blocked the aisle for several minutes.
I’ve never seen it like that: this area probably has as many Red Sox fans as Yankee fans. (As evidenced by this vehicle, which is in the parking lot every Saturday. It’s got even more stickers since I took that photo, including one that says “Yankees Suck!”)
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It wasn't really controversial.
It was clearly wrong.
I’m wary of complaining about things that are judgment calls, like ball/strike calls or saying whether or not that player was hit by a pitch the other night. And then there are things that happen so quickly that an ump is bound to get some wrong, like plays at first base.
But there was simply no excuse for this one. This umpire was standing on the foul line all game just to make this call, and when it happened right in front of him he completely blew it.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Rockies - Phillies
Snow began falling Friday night in the Denver metro area as the temperature dropped to 17 degrees in the Mile High City overnight, breaking the record low of 25 for the date, set in 1905. Coors Field was blanketed in snow by Saturday morning, and the white stuff was expected to keep coming down into the day, predicted to dissipate by the 7:37 p.m. game time. Since Coors Field is the only field in the Majors with an underground heating system, the snow might have been cleared away.
The cold is another matter, though.
Denver awoke to icy roads, multitudes of accidents on the highways and snow all around, with the updated forecast for the scheduled 7:37 p.m. game time calling for a temperature of 26 degrees — which would have been by far the lowest for a postseason game in history. That distinction belongs to Game 4 of the 1997 World Series at Cleveland between the Indians and Marlins, with a game-time temperature of 35. The predicted high temperature for Denver on Saturday is 33.
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Wimps!
Football players play in those conditions all the time. And they actually have to do stuff!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
They're "The Boys of Summer"
Not the Boys of Winter.

Might be interesting to play baseball in the snow. “He’s digging it out of the corner” would have a whole new meaning.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
the new park
is going to be dome-less?
That doesn’t seem like a good idea.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Deemed too expensive, apparently.
They will have a large roof covering the seats, though! And maybe heated seats. That would be just as good, right?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I guess roofs are expensive
Steinbrenner didn’t shell out for a roof for the new Yankee Stadium, either. They built it so a retractable roof could be added later.
Personally, I think a retractable roof would be worth it. Especially for the Yankees, where people drive hours to games. Who wants to drive two hours only to find the game’s rained out?
Plus, if Al Gore’s right, the northeast will be getting a lot wetter. Having a retractable roof could be a big advantage over the Sox. Fewer makeup games at the end of a long season.
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unless the stadium is equiped with oxegen and is water tight it wont' really matter if al gore is right.
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 10, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I think
we’ll see changes in rainfall patterns sooner than we’ll see that 20’ sea level rise.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I find it almost immoral to be playing baseball in the snow

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
i went to the first friday game in 2007
the game time tempature was 35, and it was a night game. I wore layers, brought a blanket, and everything.
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 10, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 10, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions

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