2009 MLB Playoffs: Day 2
The open thread for today's playoff action
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| It's amazing what having Cliff Lee does to the Phillies rotation. Now they are up 1-0 and are pitching Cole Hamels. That's gotta be a huge boost to them. Aaron Cook is no pushover though, so this should be a pretty good game. Of course, now that I've just talked about the pitching, it'll probably be a 10-9 game. |
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| Expect to hear a lot of talk in this game about a 21-year old starting a playoff game, but Clayton Kershaw is more than just a regular 21-year old. Adam Wainwright is in contention for the Cy Young award this year, but I can't see him topping Tim Lincecum or his teammate Chris Carpenter. Should be a good pitching matchup in this one. |
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| Finally, as predicted in the Bible, we'll see the epic battle of the proper way to spell Jo(h)n. Jon Lester vs. John Lackey. Will the "h" prevail, or will its superfluousness be proven. Tune in to find out! |
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There's a jch joke here somewhere.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Oct 8, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Cook is looking sharp
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
Now that I'm on board
with my favorite team again. I’d love to tickle that shortstop Tulo. Mmmmm, mmmmmm.
I heart Man Mounting.
got that curve working as well
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
Rockies announcer says
he credits the Rockies AAA pitching coach for helping him improve.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
add that to the pile
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
MADVILLE WINS AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF VOTES!!!
The Redreporter people have spoken and they have overwhelming by a vote of 42-17 that they want Madville to be an author. Will the current leadership bow to the masses?
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
*overwhelming stated by a vote...
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
but jutsin held a parasite!
Is this not a demography!
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
by Man Mountain on Oct 8, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It is the policy of this site
Not to negotiate with errorists.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 8, 2009 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 11 recs
and a fine policy it it is
Rec’d.
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I don't know nothin' about blowing the masses
but if erected I will come to the aid of my party
As an author I will only tackle sabremetric tomes

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
so congratulations mads
you will make a fine author.
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 8, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Hamels has left the ballpark
Apparently, his wife went into labor.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
is he a doctor or midwife?
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
What was he thinking?
This is worse than getting married in October. He’s going to miss the kid’s birthday every year they’re in the post-season.
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that is a good point
he could demand to be traded to a non-playoff contending team, such as the Pirates. I’d suggest the Reds, but I think his addition might take us to the playoffs lol.
many are void of all thought at moments like those
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Oct 8, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
or, more properly, thinking of all void
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
my college roommate
was really into women’s ice hockey. She played in college, and afterwards. She eventually quit when she realized that her teammates were all timing their pregnancies so they wouldn’t miss any playing time. She thought that was a little obsessive.
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IME
That kind of thing doesn’t make up for your absence.
Not to mention, the kid might end up hating baseball.
That happened to a friend of mine who is a big-time sports fan. He dreamed of taking his son to ball games, and even signed up for Jets season tickets before the kid was born (because the waiting list was so long).
He ended up giving up his season tickets. The kid hated sports from almost the moment he was born, and still does.
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sell that kid to gypsies.
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
that is so racist
gypsies dont accept paper currency. their’s is a barter system.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
they were so terrible
one of the kids i was traveling with was sitting on a bench, a gypsy came up and tied string on the kids wrist, and wouldn’t stop following him until he received 25 euros.
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I am capable of throwing together a certain sandwich very quickly
that that gypsy would have gotten gratis.
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Oct 8, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
apparently the roman police would then side with the gypsies
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 8, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Good thing they got their "we're expecting" photos professionally done

HT to The Good Phight.
by ken on Oct 9, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
All you naysayers who decried soccer players and enthusiasts as "foot fairies"
It's Poodle's favorite
Jayson Werth.
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if I were a Rockies fan
I’m sure I would be clamoring for the HBP lol I won’t suggest it to the Rockies, though, because their HBPs are too hardcore. They took Rolen out of the lineup for weeks.
Well, since the offseason is for speculating...
Riddle me this:
Detroit beat writer is speculating that Granderson may be shopped this offseason, and the Tigers (due to Zumaya’s injury history and Rodney/Lyon being free agents) will need a closer. They hint that a middle infielder and a replacement OF may be necessary to get the deal done.
Would you, oh fervent RR’s, send CoCo/Dickerson/ and one of Cozart/Valaika/Frazier to get Granderson? An OF of Granderson/Stubbs/Bruce/Gomes would be electric both offensively and defensively, and we’d have to have Masset step up as closer.
Salary wise, it would even save a few bones. Keep in mind Granderson hit 30 HR’s this year, and is a year removed from a 20hr/20double/20triple/20steal/20hamburger/20touchdown season.
Oh yeah, he can leadoff too.
Discuss.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Oct 8, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions
not gonna happen
Walt says “we dont need a CF”
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
holy cow
Miguel Cairo and Paul Bako made the post-season roster?
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Shame Victory-No
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
Yeah, I guess everybody left...
I have the game audio going while I work. It’s not an incredibly exciting game, though.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Is there a football game on
that nobody told me about?
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I'm entering county-level data...
and Jesus, Texas has a ton of counties.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
why are you entering county-level data?
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
It's historical data
on the holder a mortgage on every single family, nonfarm house in 1940. It’s straight out of Census reports, but there are still over 3,000 counties…and I’m entering 9 numbers for each.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
for a job or some sort of grad school project?
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
Oh, I don't have a real job.
I’m writing a paper on homeownership across the 20s and 30s, which will be a chapter in my dissertation.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
history, political science?
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
i shoulda guessed
my fiance wrote a major research paper on birth rates using county data from a single state.
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I tend to throw tons of data at a problem.
I have a 1% Census sample for each of 1920, 1930, and 1940, plus county-level data on a ton of other stuff. Then I’m adding this…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
The last paper I wrote was on Indigenous African Art
any one wishing discuss the dual function of this Dogon grainery door may call me between the hours of 9am and 8am tomorrow morning.

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
Jim Thome is still in the majors?
Holy crap. I had no idea.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
8th inning and Wainwright is still in and struggling a bit
Seems very un-Tony like. I’d expect him to be on his 4th or 5th reliever by now.
Matt Holliday tried to catch a fly in his crotch
James Loney gets a gift double. LAD down one, two outs in the ninth.
wow
Dramatic ending, And it’s former Red Mark Loretta with the walkoff hit.
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argghhh
That’s former Red Sock Mark Loretta, of course.
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that was a difficult loss for them
what is wrong with the Cards? If they can’t win with Carpenter and Wainwright, I don’t know how they can win any games.
maybe playing at home will help
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too bad the reds tanked in june, july, and august
if it wasn’t for sucking for half a season this team coulda contended with the Cards, and a post season rotation of Arroyo, Cueto, and Bailey is nothing to sneeze at……
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
Cards go 0-2
with 2 of the 3 leading Cy Young candidates starting. I’m looking forward to the first time I see a GIF of the Holliday error.
just one...
but i have a feeling every girlfriend watches it so i hate them all for keeping it on the air.
mine hates it
find a better one
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
my ex watched it.
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
not everyone can get a girlfriend that lives in canada
plus, we wouldn’t know her
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Oct 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol, Grey's is awful in my opinion
I just find it fairly boring and trite. Sorry, I know I’m breaking with the norm, but I also don’t think Patrick Dempsey is that attractive.
My parents like it
I don’t know anyone under the age of 50 who watches it. Kinda like American Idol.
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it seems to be a big thing amongst college girls
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
my wife watches it
she’s embarrassed by it, but still does it. it’s a guilty pleasure kinda thing i guess.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
My close friends are mostly over 50 and I don't know a single one whowatches that creepy nighttime soapshit
Now daughter #2 and #3 have been reading the book…they’ll find time to view the series later

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
disown them
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 8, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
and i can usually overlook that if she’s hot enough, but she’s just not. and in this episode she has this little boy haircut and she looks so butch. ugh
Grey's is currently on here
i don’t enjoy it at all, and it should be the kind of show that’s right up my alley.
also, if a girl is as annoying as katherine heigl, or any other girl on grey’s anatomy it doesn’t matter what she looks like
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
katherine heigl is a real looker, I tell ya

He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Oct 8, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
She reminds me of my dorm roomates' girlfriend in college
She fit the description of hot, but was so in your face all the time you just wanted to her down the stairs.
by Dave from Louisville on Oct 8, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
so, i had to go out of town today because my aunt died, and we were going to her visitation and funeral. I am currently in a hotel in Prestonsburgh, KY. (Caleb knows where that is)
Cameron started with a cough last night, and was feeling like crap all day. We took her to urgent care, and it turns out she has both strep throat and the pig flu. They gave here medicine, and we will be heading back home early in the morning. Unfortunately, we are going to have to skip the funeral.
Also, on the office tonight, Dwight was drinking a Yuengling Black and Tan, and I thought that was cool.
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
Hope she gets better man.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Oct 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Any idea where she got it?
That’s a pretty nasty combination.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Oct 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
one of the kids chan watches was diagnosed with the pig flu today
he is in first grade, so i assume he got it at school.
i have no idea where the strep came from
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my bro, years ago
once had flu and strep. The Flu makes it easy for opportunistic infections to strike. My guess is she must have started with the flu first. Strep requires closer contact than most illnesses. A sneeze or cough in close proximity can cause it.
sorry about your aunt
and your kid. at least the office delivered the goods, right? that has to dull the sting a bit.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Kevin walking around in a toupee
and kleenex box shoes. had me in tears.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
so did those siamese twin monsters on Sesame Street
they were shoe shopping and couldnt agree on a style, until they put the boxes on. it’s my favorite Sesame Street skit ever.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
My wife made me watch it...no comment
Other than to say swine flu and strep can;t be fun for Cameron or parents,,,hang in there..I hope you guys don’t get ti too.
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
one way to have some fun with strep avoidance
I read that red wine can kill the strep bacteria in your mouth, so start drinking!
My prayers are with her (strep and pig flu!?!!)
I think I just had pig flu and it sucked. If you can, get tamiflu, it speeds up the illness alot, so it only lasts 3 days instead of 7. But strep with it? That is rough.
the dr said she couldn't have any medicine to treat the flu because of her age
but if she starts throwing up, we have to take her to the emergency room.
she got some antibiotics for the strep throat, and she doesn’t like taking them :-(
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
I didn't even think of the age issue
I hope she recovers quickly, that just stinks, but the antibiotics will KO that strep quick
So much for my suggestion of a shot of Jack...
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
it isn't that unusual to get strep ontop of other illnesses
the immune system is already weakened. I had strep when I had mono.
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 8, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
my 1 year old son has pig flu too
i was at home with him today. I hope your daughter gets better soon. Reed had a fever, cough, and shits all day.
The pig flu is everywhere almost everyone I work with has a family member with it. Its a little ridiculous.
by Dave from Louisville on Oct 8, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks dave
i hope he gets better soon too. it’s odd to have heard about this for months, and then cameron gets it, and the dr. just tells us to keep her hydrated and she’ll get better. it’s kinda a helpless feeling
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i watched a little of the phillies game today
i counted 10 called strikes and 8 of them should have been balls according to pitchtrax.
just shows how inconsistent and bad umpires are. i’m amazed mlb will allow tbs to use it
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the ones in the playoffs
are supposed to be the ones who were best during the season or at least that’s what I thought
Whoa.
Catcher interference? The radio guy said that TV had already gone to commercial break.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Did announcer dude really just say RISP
like it was a word instead of an acronym?
Cheesus.
TBS is making MLB look small and embarrassed.
He fixes the cable?
TBS
Turning Baseball to Shit
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
very funny
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Oct 8, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 8, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
i really like Buck Showalter as a punchline on Seinfeld
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 8, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
bra i am rolling with the 4th edition
the most current.
It just is not a word.
I feel lost in the world.
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Oct 8, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Does anybody have a picture of the goat play from the Cardinals game?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
go check out VEB it is fun
i was looking through the comments laughing.
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I amdit I clicked on it for a second
not really schadenfreude, I actually feel bad for them.
Now the Dodgers need to get a dose of the pain they delat us. Maybe a Pujols grand slam to ruin an 8th inning shutout?
How about those spunky dodgers
As big of a Albert fan as i am, I can’t help but smile when Tony LaRusa loses.
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
by Madville on Oct 8, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
C. B. is pretty terrible IIRC
I will never hate any of them as much as I do Bill Hahn.
I guess they keep the crews intact for the playoffs, regardless of the dead weight they may carry. Is this correct?
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Oct 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
oh good
you had me worried. i can finally go to bed.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 9, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
I am fucking live kid
I’ve been a good person to this point, You have no idea of the “I told you so” lines I have in store.
Sig lines are for suckas.
Come have a beer and I'll explain
Otherwise it’s exclusive to the RR Burger Crew, sans obc and Mads. Because they’re out back doing it, of course.
Sig lines are for suckas.
Sorry, personal info
If you were to have met me and learned of my life experience, you’d have a perfect frame of reference. Otherwise, we’re just pissing in the wind of the internet. The lesson learned here? COME TO THE RR GET TOGETHERS.. ALL OF YOU. EVEN THE LURKERS.
Sig lines are for suckas.
They have a great imagery, to be sure
Problem is, they both have more kids than I do.
/ARE WE DONE?
Sig lines are for suckas.
eyewww
I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.
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i just put that image on facebook
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 9, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions

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