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This is an open thread as the Detroit Tigers and the Minnesota Twins battle for dominance of the AL Central.  Scott Baker takes the mound for the Twins in the Stay-of-Execution Bowl at the Metrodome.  Rick Porcello is pitching for the Tigers.

 

Go team that will beat the Yankees!

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Go tigers.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Oct 6, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think the Scott Baker v. Rick Porcello matchup

is almost fortuitous as the Tigers could have hoped for. If they Tigers don’t win today, they don’t deserve it.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Oct 6, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cabrera

is a wild one.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 5:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe he blew a .26 the night/morning before a game.

That is an impressive binge. A lot of people were talking about suspending Cabrera (or benching him for tonight’s game). I wonder if the Reds would do that. Or the Rockies, who are pretty adamant about their players being good Christian boys.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Oct 6, 2009 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, I don't remember the Reds suspending Ryan Freel

I can’t find any mention of whether or not they did. Someone with a better memory/stronger google-fu?

by Brendanukkah on Oct 6, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

WTF was he thinking?

Maybe they’d have avoided this playoff if he were, you know…sober.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's been in a slump that predates the night of the incident.

And the Saturday night loss was a pretty emphatic one. Plus, I don’t like the Tigers chances without him. Hey, he almost just scored the go ahead run.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Oct 6, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The story I heard was that he was out drinking with members of the White Sox

So, fraternization is obviously a bad idea, but one wonders if it was the Pale Hose Players that took him out in the first place. Kind of a more direct, less fun version of sending a hooker to the guy’s room the night before a big game.

by Brendanukkah on Oct 6, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

interesting

Yanks and Red Sox fans are known to practice that ploy. Buy the opposing team’s players drinks, or if you’re a bartender, make them extra strong.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously?

Maybe the Reds should have Pete Rose take the opposing team out every home stand

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He said he was "focused"

I just can’t buy that he was focused while toasted. I guess the Twins should thank Miguel Cabrerra.. And if the Tigers lose, they can blame it on the juice!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jw24LbeV-w

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am rooting for the Twins, I admit

I’m not even sure why, other than I covet Joe Mauer’s offensive production

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Great Header Brendan!!!

Little girl I can’t forget
Smoking on a cigarette
She’s a real teenage Queen
She’s the one who makes me scream
Yeah

Iggy and the Stogges, The MC5, the Amboy Dukes,The Frost…

Yes these were truely the bands of my College Daze…

Speaking of little girls..where the hell is Ash????

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 6, 2009 5:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

roar

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess

he should get drunk and smack his wife around often.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what scares me

is that it might be his typical warmup every day

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds like she gave as good as she got

Maybe she beats him up every day. ;-)

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it did say they were both beat up

maybe the fight started because she was dissappointed in him leaving 4 on base in a crucial game.

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

definitely a good reason for punching out your husband!

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another story

While he was out drinking, he tried to pick a fight with some 300 pound kid and told him he should “work out.”

Hee! Miguel Cabrera calling someone fat!

by Brendanukkah on Oct 6, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't really care

as long as it’s not the Angels.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This thread needs a bump

to the front page

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

especially since the title

doesn’t make it clear it’s a gamethread.

But two new articles were posted to the front page shortly before the game started, so I guess Brendan didn’t want to bury them with a game thread.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why not?

they buried his article :-)

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

I probably should have included “Game Thread” in the title, but it was pretty long already. And there was a ton of stuff going on in the front page already, at least some of it having to do with the Reds. Plus, if those bands aren’t a draw, all the activity going on in here will draw in the curious.

by Brendanukkah on Oct 6, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm

i don’t know about that.

this is a thread that will actually get activity. It’s where people will want to have discussion. The threads that already have the benefit of being on the main page only have a couple of comments.

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're welcome

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooh, sweet K.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Oct 6, 2009 6:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Three games tomorrow?

Ye gods.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 6:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Nick Punto does the little things, knows when to take that extra base..."

that initial base, however, eludes him yet.

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 6:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's go Twinkies

What this game needs is some extra innings.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 6:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

yeah

so the Twins need to get to business in thebottom of 7

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd for prescience

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clutch HBP

for former Red Brendan Harris.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is nobody watching this game?

It’s a pretty good game, dammit.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yep

on gameday, I don’t have access to TBS (that’s where I read it was being broadcast)

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't realize

it wasn’t available in all markets.

That kinda sucks.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I think it is in all markets

I just don’t have cable at the moment (at least I think it is). It’s an exciting game—and the Twinkies just took the lead!

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been sitting here the whole time

looking for the pitcher in the btting order and realized i’s an AL game. I’m blaming that on the fever too

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy cow!

Twinkies take the lead on Orlando Cabrera’s 2-run homer.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

watchnig this

reminds me of that horribleMts shutout in 1999. That game should have been more like this one

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only home team to lose a one-game playoff

in the wildcard era, I believe. Depressing.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Oct 7, 2009 7:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Mauer is awfully cute

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad you brought it up

because he is, and that batting average is even cuter. That guy is an incredible player

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to mention he's a catcher

The hardest position to fill.

He’s gonna look great in pinstripes.

And I wonder if the Reds regret cutting Brendan Harris loose.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The other thing about catchers.

Is that they have amazing thighs.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Oct 6, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol, thanks for mentioning that

now I know the next time I’m at a game, I’ll be inadvertently staring at Ryan Hanigan’s thigh

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went to a Dayton Dragons game this past spring.

Let me just say, the day Kevin Coddington makes it to the big leagues will be a great, great day.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Oct 6, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and here I thought

Posada just had a big ass.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of which

i hear A-Rod has some amazing thighs

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BYB is on their 5th game thread.

Huh. I guess people cheering for a possible playoff team actually care.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Oct 6, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Magglio!!!!!!!

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Magglio Ordonez ties it up with a home run.

This game is bananas.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Oct 6, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good game.

Keep your shit off my whimsy.

by PeteyHendrix on Oct 6, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

indeed

neither is gonig willingly

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Tigers!

They’re my favorite baseball team from Detroit!

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how is inge representative of the struggle of detroit?

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A. He is a white dude.

B. He has giant tattoos of his sons’ names on his forearms.
C. He once had facial hair that looked like a Brazilian.

That just SCREAMS the struggle of Detroit to me.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Oct 6, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I finally purge Thom Brennaman from my eyes for six months...

…and I am forced to listen to Chip Caray? He’s only slightly less annoying.

Keep your shit off my whimsy.

by PeteyHendrix on Oct 6, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Nathan got two outs by throwing 1 strike.

Which was called a ball. Outside of the plate has been a ball all night.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Oct 6, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, I think we found out what happened to GG

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 6, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a game

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if the Twins get eliminated

that means no more Mauer for the playoffs, which isn’t a good thing

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That call was turrible

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 6, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just turrible

home cookin’

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

randy marsh may do a bang up job as a geologist

but he sucks at calling balls and strikes

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sweetbabyjesus what a game

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 6, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

simply wow

Keep your shit off my whimsy.

by PeteyHendrix on Oct 6, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it was the Reds playing in the game

I wouldn’t have any fingernails left.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

definitely not!

you might get your wish for extras afterall. Or Mauer could hit a gamewinner

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dana Carvey sighting!

that dude needs a show!

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

inge with the glove!

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he pisses pure detroit

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

because the twins bunted

mauer doesn’t get to hit.

good strategy

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

narronesque

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Free baseball!

If the game is still going on tomorrow night, will the Yanks have to postpone it?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

extras!!

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Oct 6, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BRANDON INGE!!!

#homerbailey

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's had a great game

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leadoff Triple?

ridiculous!

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

outfielder fail!

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is unreal

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOWWW

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you've got to play that for a single

and keep it front of you. really bad mental error

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ev'rett, hacking

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brendan Harris walks!

/shakes fist at Krivsky

by ken on Oct 6, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shoulda kept him

instead of signing A-Gon.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't let the 11 or so people who voted to re-sign Sea Bass in the poll see that ;)

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy freaking shit

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how did he miss that?

i thought it was a double play!

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ on toast

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

5-5! Holy crap! Go Twinkies!

(…it took me like 20 minutes to find this thread. Just sayin’)

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol! glad you did,

we need more Twinkie support in here

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm glad you said that

because you are right

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flag him

Make the popup happen.

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 7, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you do it

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by 'tHan on Oct 7, 2009 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

everyone agrees!

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by 'tHan on Oct 7, 2009 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, it's not

/counterpunto

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well done

I guess I got a little ahed of myself, because I htought a groundout or a sac fly could do the job!

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's certainly good at that

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is this game televised?

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tbs holmes

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he probably is

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate you fuckfaces

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game has had everything!

Now the winning run gets thrown out at home?

Awesome

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

caray blew the call!!

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That won't be the last thing he blows tonight.

I hear Paul Molitor may be in town.

Keep your shit off my whimsy.

by PeteyHendrix on Oct 6, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nice

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 6, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who the hell said "base hit"? freaking tease!!

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

CHip Caray blows another call.

sigh

GREAT GAME!

Keep your shit off my whimsy.

by PeteyHendrix on Oct 6, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hear it's the best thing since The (American) Office

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

proably a poor imitation

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the Twiknies can keep it together

Mauer might get a chance to hit the gamewinner I was holding out for

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you know, casillas might have got under that tag

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Odd that they would schedule a playoff game

the night before opening day…

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by 'tHan on Oct 6, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

its an exhibition game

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I blame Brett Favre

The NFL refused to move the Vikings game.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice throw by the guy who fucked up the single into a triple.

Who god’s name are the announcers…holy shit they suck. These guys must have gone to the tHom B. school of irrelevant meandering…Chirst on a Twinkie…plus the guy was safe at home…

The pitcher for Detroit’s name is Rodney Rodney…pretty sweet…

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 6, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And he wants...

…a SHRUBBERY!

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it goes like this...

“I take batting practice; I take infield practice…”

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brendan Harris

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Freel is probably on one of these teams, right?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 6, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im rooting for the Twins

anything to prolong the HHH Metrodome’s baseball life.

what a gem!

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i have to admit

this is the best baseball game ive seen in a long time

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 6, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it's exciting

the ideal playoff game

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the game where the Reds beat the Cubs in extra innings this year

was best material. no doubt.

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the Rosie groundout gamewinner?

The Twins could have used someone like Rosie to do that last inning!

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what drama

you should have been there

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's trade them Rosales for Mauer!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's fair

they would have won this game already had they had Rosales! Definitely a good argument

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Brendan

how did you write up that title and not mention the MC5??

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 6, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Oct 6, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they called other white people "honkies"!

They were fo’ real!

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Dirtbombs have more than one good song

And I could have just said Motown and shut everybody up about everything.

by Brendanukkah on Oct 7, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sonic Smith-Wayne Kramer...Kick ou the Jams MF

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by Madville on Oct 6, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

great commercials

viagra…avodart

wait, are these ads aimed at US?

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If US means me and you, I think so

Kinda depressing, really. Makes me feel old.

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 6, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what a play by granderson

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

web gem by Granderson

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

look out for Don Kelly

nothing strikes fear into the hearts of an opposing pitcher like the name “Don Kelly”.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ruh-roh

That might be the game.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Inge has 24 rbi with the bases loaded

thats a lot more than Ryan Hanigan

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tigers just got jobbed

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 6, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

meh

that’s a sissy hbp, foot fairy.

gotta win this game outright!

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another amazing defensive play

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

where'd everybody go?

is there a sci fi marathon on i dont know about?

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a proper last game for a ballpark

if the Twins lose

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

don't you dare walk him

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY CRAP

WHAT A GAME

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Daaaaaaamn

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 6, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what inning does this end?

i say 14

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was going to say

Delmon Young with the walkoff, but they’re IBBing him. Chickens!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna guess 12th

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

its over?

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well lookee there...

I guess it is! I’m right!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 6, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Great game, times 15.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Where you been girl?

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by Madville on Oct 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nowhere and everywhere. Just busy.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Wolverines!

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Bearcats!

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Spartans, apparently.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

a rec, and a Bass, to you, ma’am

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she couldn't find the game thread!

’Cause Brendan hit it under a goofy title on the sidebar. Like burying a perfectly good burger in grape compote.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

au contraire

the grape compote is, at worst, the 2nd best burger ever.

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You haven't been the Thurman's yet.

Emphatically anti-grape compote since 2009!

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont know what they are complaining about

a fanpost with over 100 new comments this evening should grab anyone’s attention. especially if they look at the frontpage and dont see a game thread. their loss.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 7, 2009 8:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it only started getting a lot of comments late in the game

It was deadsville here for the first few innings.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 7, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWINS WIN

unreal, just unreal

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They're interviewing

the Cabrera who didn’t get drunk and punch out his wife.

He said it was the greatest game he’s ever played in.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow, great game

Oh, and hi kids. :)

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hello chuckles!

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey sugar

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 6, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, thank you, Twins for proving Steve Phillips wrong.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what did Steve Phillips say?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He took the Tigers in the 1-game playoff.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who did Jim Bowden pick?

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Austin Kearns?

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That alone

is probably reason to have picked the Twins.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think subconsiously that's why I did!

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twins players going crazy with the fans

I’m so jealous right now.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 6, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

1990!

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2010?

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Oct 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Homer Bailey for Cy Young!

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it just needs to hppen soon

so Rosales can hit the game winner ;)

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's the new Billy Bates

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's not gonna happen if an Adam Rosales is on the 25-man roster.

"I heard he punched Cowboy in the face, grabbed his own balls and said: 'Clutch this.'" ~ obc

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shhhh

you’re loud! and you can’t be serious.

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or the 40 man roster or the 125 man roster.

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i disown you

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know I love Rosy….high socks, goofy grin, intensity personified.. he’s just not very good…and if we have to resort to a player with his actual playing ability…well then 4th place here we come…again

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 6, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Real Fucking baseball...wow

Well I’m rather sad that that beady eyed phedoliphilic looking Ron Gardenhire wins over the the stately Jim Leyland…Craig Sager must be Ron’s Dugout-Bitch..

But hey what a game….someday …..someday……someday ,,,,it will be our turn again.

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i hate the Cards

but they have front line starting pitching, the best player in the game + Holliday/DeRosa.

just a hunch

and they have ash’s favorite closer ever, mr franklin

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 6, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh... Ryan effin' Franklin.

Emphatically anti-grape compote since 2009!

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do!

It’s going on my mantle as soon as I get a case for it.

Emphatically anti-grape compote since 2009!

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really think the Cards have being playing badly lately though

those losers dropped three to the Brewers which killed our third place finish hopes!

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really do not like the American Office

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But TBS really, really, REALLY! wants you to like it.

“YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT. We’re going to put it on 6 hours a day until you LOVE IT!”

Emphatically anti-grape compote since 2009!

by Ash on Oct 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like to think it's more of an American-style Andy Rooney kind of spleen

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 6, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I'm bummed having sided with the Tigers after tuning in in the ninth

Currently, Bud Selig is drawing up a plan to have a one-game playoff in every division and wild card regardless of the teams records. It’s popular! The fans want it! Look at the ratings!

by Brian B on Oct 6, 2009 10:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

I feel your pain Brian...after not caring much one way or the other as the gaem went on and on and on

I began to really feel uncomfortable to have to look at Ron Gardenhire…fat, beady eyed and creepy.

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 6, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what a burn!

but Gardenhire is creepy looking

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As matter of fact...now that you mention it ,,,,,

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 6, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Damn, well done sir.

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 6, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHhy do games like this,

end like this for us?:

end like this for us?

(sorry picture was bigger than I thought!)

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice thread...I just realized that we had commentary from 4 women on this thread

4 women, Ron Gardenhire and a Picture of MJ.
Wow.

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 6, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

4 women

explains the little detour about catchers’ physical attributes lol, but you’re right, a pretty well rounded thread all around

I’m also happy because I’ll be able to give Mauer love for a little while longer anyway. He’s my “Joe” away from home ;)

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol it's more interesting

he is another “Joe” who can hit well, so it’s easy enough to make the transition. Let’s hope next year the Reds get far enough that I don’t have to look for other Joes to root for at the season’s end of the regular season

by Red_Poodle on Oct 6, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amen, sista

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 7, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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