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Game 162 Thread: Pirates at Reds

Pittsburgh Pirates at Cincinnati Reds, Oct 4, 2009 1:10 PM EDT



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Pittsburgh Pirates
@ Cincinnati Reds

Sunday, Oct 4, 2009, 1:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Jeff Karstens vs Homer Bailey

Mostly sunny. Winds blowing out to left field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 60.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Jeff Karstens 4-5 5.37 1.47 50 44



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Homer Bailey 7-5 4.78 1.46 79 49


This will be the 4th time Homer Bailey has started against the Pirates in his career.  All 4 starts have come in the last 43 days.  It's amazing to me how often the Reds and Pirates have faced each other in the last month and a half.  That should be one reason why we don't want to get overly optimistic about the Reds play of late.  As for Bailey, he's actually pitched worse against the Pirates than he against the rest of the teams he's faced in his recent lights out stretch.  Of the 11 runs he's allowed in the last 52.1 innings he's pitched, 6 have come against the Pirates in 19.1 innings.  That means his ERA is 1.36 in his last 5 starts against teams that aren't the Pirates.

That's not to say that he hasn't pitched well against the Pirates.  He is 3-0 with a 2.79 ERA, but he also only has 12 strikeouts against 10 walks in those starts.  He did a good job keeping his walks down in his last start against the Cardinals (just 1 walk in 7 innings).  If he can keep improving on his control, he will be a major force to be reckoned with in the future.

Last game of the regular season for everyone (except maybe the Twins and Tigers) today.  The Reds have given us some hope for the future with their play over the last month, but I'm sure once we turn a critical eye back to the team this off-season, we'll see that there are plenty of holes to be filled.  Even still, it made the end of the season much more enjoyable than it would have been if we were watching a race to 100 losses.  All in all, if the Reds can pull off a win today, a 78-win season ain't too bad given where they were just a month and a half ago.

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Everyone, it's been a much more enjoyable season because of you all here

That being said, I think I’m gonna go watch football. There’s only so many times you get a chance to eat Skyline in DC, and during Bengals games at the Bottom Line is one of them. You gonna be there, RijoSaboCaseyWKRP? I’ll be the guy wearing the Jeff Blake jersey.

by Brendanukkah on Oct 4, 2009 11:16 AM EDT reply actions  

sounds like a good time

and I agree, this season has been way more fun because of RR. I’m gald I finally found it

by Red_Poodle on Oct 4, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I find RR galling, too

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I knew I missed you,

I too have an awesome Jeff Blake jersey…but I’m going to be skyline-less here

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last

game of the season.

No wonder the pagans saw fall as the time when the year died.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 4, 2009 11:27 AM EDT reply actions  

it is a sobering thought

Spring training isn’t that far away, so the cycle of fun and dissappoibtment can begin all over again

by Red_Poodle on Oct 4, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tis may be the last game, but later today begins the hot stove league,

which is much more hopeful than in-season feels.

Keep your shit off my whimsy.

by PeteyHendrix on Oct 4, 2009 11:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Junya hit his 630th HR last night

over/under on him finishing his career with that number?

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 11:30 AM EDT reply actions  

griffey is the only way i can imagine

630 career homeruns being a colossal disappointment

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds similar to Yankees fans and Mantle

A huge ‘what could have been’ despite being one of the best ever for both guys.

by dougdirt on Oct 4, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Among other things

I think we could probably throw Eric Davis in this too. Granted his career wasn’t close to the same as those guys, he had some seasons that were up there, just not nearly as long as those two did.

by dougdirt on Oct 4, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I feel cheated it isn't higher and a whole bunch more

and a hundred and twenty five more with the Reds. But I really did enjoy, for the most part, having Jr as a Red. I just wish the ownership would have had a better team here around him.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

first!!`

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 11:31 AM EDT reply actions  

who dey

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who Dem

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today's Football food

I went to kroger and got some cajun turkey and cajun roast beef from the deli counter. Also got some muenster cheese. Gonna put it on peppridge farm sesame seed hoagie buns. as a side i have bbq grippos and will be drinking sam adams octoberfest!

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 11:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Dee Felice Jambalaya here

marked down to 1.99 from 5.79/jar. No chips. No beer. No worries.

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

cajun roast beef?

um, ew.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are wrong

it is awesome

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get it.

roast beef is best with sharp mustard (or horseradish). I can’t see it being good spicy

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

horseradish is spicy

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

red'd

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have Moerlein Fifth & Vine Marzen here

It just might be better than Sam Oct.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 4, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i also have 2 harvest moons left

which are definitely better than sam adams octoberfest

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

crushed a bottle of bull's blood last night

very, very, good times

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

looking forward to ending the season with a strong Homer performance

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 11:36 AM EDT reply actions  

no shit

I was actually on stage performing during the 4th quarter. The only tv in the place was only visible from the stage, so I was watching as I was playing. i let an f-bomb go during the middle of a song when AJ Green made that catch. The bass player had no idea what was going on.

BTW, I suppose this helps the college football powers hype next weeks game against Florida, but make no mistake UF should beat LSU handily Tebow or no-Tebow. LSU is just not that good.

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

They are a top 5 team by default

but still, LSU at night is almost an impossible place to win as a visitor

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's done more regularly than people realize

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

can't find anything at the moment

I’d bet LSU gets a point and a half to two points

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

also,

AJ Green is the best offensive player in the SEC. He’s a perfect wide receiver.

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

better than mike hartline?

i find that very easy to believe sir

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bass players in genral don't multi-task well

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was enough that he showed up on time

barely

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

But did he remember tobring his equipment?

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he brought the weed

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dallas clark is 4th in the league in receiving yards

Not too bad for a TE.

Reggie Wayne is 1st in the league in receiving yards.

Indianapolis’s offense has been a joy to watch this season

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 11:41 AM EDT reply actions  

my first two picks, RB's, are injured (LT and Gore)

and im on a bye finally. watch the team score big with the scrubeenies.

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

If I found a genie in a bottle and was granted 3 wishes

one of my wishes would be to strap Brett Favre to a giant rocket and shoot it into the sun. Hell, who am I kidding? The first wish.

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 11:43 AM EDT reply actions  

The colts game is on at the same time as the bengals game

this is going to be difficult to switch back and forth

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 11:56 AM EDT reply actions  

i hope so.

i might move two tvs together so I can watch both games at the same time

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

ash is gonna smoke your brother

seeing as how he’s got three byes in his starting lineup.

she’s gonna be a loud bitch if she wins the league.

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've had the top score in the league each of the first three weeks

i’m not feeling good about this week though.

my brother is out of town, and probably forgot to set his lineup.

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

he aint right

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably.

he’s back in tennessee, isn’t that his move?

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

STFU n00b :)

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 4, 2009 12:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

oh hai

i didn’t think you were around today :-)

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

no football watching!

game threads are ok. and im fine with that.

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

dan marino

can’t say tsunami. and bill cowher laughed about it when cbs was trying to have a serious moment

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 12:03 PM EDT reply actions  

how good are Boomer and Collinsworth?

lotta national broadcast talent has come out of Cincy (Trumpy, Wilcots, etc)

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by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

boomer and collinsworth are the best and have been for years

boomer is tremendous on the pregame

and collinsworth is as good as it gets in the booth. collinsworth actually talks about the game, and explains it in a reasonable way without just saying catchphrases or cliches

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to CTR, Sheldon, and everybody

This is George Grande’s last game as TV play-by-play for the Reds.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 4, 2009 12:13 PM EDT reply actions  

oh noez!

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's sad to hear

GG is widely known as one of the nicest guys evah.

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was his decision

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 4, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll be darned...good for him

Kelch? i sure could live with that.

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope it's Kelch

Please no Jim Day on the broadcast. He frightens little children…

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Oct 4, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

do they really need to hire someone?

can’t they just do full time what they did for parts of the year (ie, thom doing a majority of the games on the tv side)? i seem as if they have to many cooks in the kitchen as it stands.

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Oct 4, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who does the TV on the weekends?

Thom can’t be there every day….

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by cesarhernandez on Oct 4, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

sean casey!

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

nobody, they just let the ambiance take presendence

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Oct 4, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

until Brantley eats all of the crickets and small woodland critters

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

with a saucerfull of sweet mesquite bbq sauce

whee boy!

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

and air

and water

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

George Grande's

“gonna be gone!” then? That’s too bad, he is a bit verbose and maybe a little too upbeat, but I’ve gotten used to him and he (And Chris) are the only TV broadcast team I’ve known for the Reds

by Red_Poodle on Oct 4, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

So george is finally going to go ahead and get the full lobotomy

So I guess that puts Jim day in the booth with the Crappy ol’ Leftover

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 12:15 PM EDT reply actions  

boomer just said that

brett favre’s wife overcame breast cancer awareness

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 12:26 PM EDT reply actions  

love it

i can’t wait for demise of the term “awareness”

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No more Grande?

Now how I am going to know which side of the scoreboard is the smiling side?

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Oct 4, 2009 12:26 PM EDT reply actions  

i think the radio is employed by the team while tv is employed by FSN ...

 … but i could be wrong

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Oct 4, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

steve stewart was let go by the team if i remember correctly

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Oct 4, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

traded for Seth Rolen, I imagine

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stewart was let by sMarty, personally

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

And without him

I’ll forget how to get ’em on, get ’em over, and get ’em in!

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by cesarhernandez on Oct 4, 2009 12:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm going to try and watch my first bengals game of the season today

let’s see how that goes

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 12:35 PM EDT reply actions  

i wish you good luck ...

i have to decide on the last red game, the nascar race, and the colts game … i’m gonna listen to the reds game since it’s the last, then catch the nascar race after that.

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Oct 4, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

rooting for mark martin

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I decided not to get MLB.tv this year

which was like, my best decision ever. So now I just watch pirated streams of, well, whatever is on

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

guarantee

it won’t go down to the last play of the game like the previous three games.

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a sad day

I hate when I can’t watch the Reds play tomorrow.

At the very least the AL Central is making things exciting as a big Twins fan.

by dougdirt on Oct 4, 2009 12:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, the Twins are my AL darlings too.

But I just don’t care that much about them. It’s kind of a “if I had to pick” thing.

by jsl413 on Oct 4, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

large Twins fans are particularly exciting?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends if you like em with a bit of meat

My brother falls into that category, so I imagine he could go for a few large twins fans.

by dougdirt on Oct 4, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Red Sox are still in it

hop on the bandwagon! although its much less fun since they’ve won a couple world series, the pats have won a few super bowls and the celts won a championship. basically, Bostonfan has won enough this decade for a lifetime.

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm rooting for the Angels or Twins/Tigers

Flush both the Yankees and Red Sox down the toilet

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by cesarhernandez on Oct 4, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've liked the Angels since Moreno bought them

between lowering the price of beer and making a political statement with his team, I’m a fan

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

but the name

is a demerit

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also just learned that the Angels traded for Scott Kazmir

holy shit, how did that get in under my radar

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

pittsburgh'd

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's today's lineup?

Here’s the opening day lineup 2009
Willy Taveras cf
Chris Dickerson lf
Joey Votto 1b
Brandon Phillips 2b
Jay Bruce rf
Edwin Encarnacion 3b
Alex Gonzalez ss
Ryan Hanigan c

Hanigan in only cause RayMoan was playing in WBC in Venezuela.If I remember correctly wasn’t Darnel McDonald a last minute replacement fo rWily?

Ineresting to see how the 1st line compares to today’s
and even more how today’s compares to the 2010 opening day lineup

Aaron Harang p

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

George Grande is leaving after 17 years

and that makes me sad. God speed George. I will miss you

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Homer!!!

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:11 PM EDT reply actions  

how did the bengals not score?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Blocked FG

Yet another bad snap.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 4, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

High-ish snap

led to blocked FG. Brad St. Louis needs to be cut

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by cesarhernandez on Oct 4, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

St Louis has had a really bad year so far

I know he has been around for a while but jeez. Enough is enough.

But who would take over?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone who knows how to snap a ball consistently

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 4, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

can't be easy or the regular center would do it

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

common Homer

no first inning runs. End strong

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Homer doesn't seem to have his good fastball today

at least not yet

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Homer got out of that in pretty good shape

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm a little surprised Nix is starting today

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

and corky

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Palmer drives me nuts sometimes

he is really a Manning wanna be

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:26 PM EDT reply actions  

if you have the ability to run that type of system

I agree

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

boom boom clap

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Stubbs has really taken me by surprise

I didn’t expect any power from him

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

He hasn't shown it much in the minors

But when he was drafted, he was told to have “light tower power”.

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by BK on Oct 4, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now if Janish could only hit .265

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

nice bunt though

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Although...

30-40 doubles is a nice bonus from a SS. He just has to get his BA and OBP up

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

boom boom clap

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

ok BP

here is a great opportunity to get closer to 100

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Phillips has had a nice year

really improved in some areas. OPS and walks up. Strikeouts down

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

boom boom clap

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

double post

96 RBI

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

too bad that didn't get by the rf

Votto would have scored easily

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Rolen

I was against the deal originally but I really have to admit I think he has had a positive influence on these kids

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I've gotta cop to that, too

No idea if he can stay healthy enough to justify what we gave up for him, but he has made some tasty plays this year.

Oh and hi, hello and welcome!

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by Officer Dibble on Oct 4, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was pro-trade all along

i think the Reds culture has improved tremendously in the past two years.

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

the infusion of talented kids has been a great thing. And there are more to come

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

needed a better inning there

but I’ll take a run

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:39 PM EDT reply actions  

any one thinking about going to AZ for Spring training?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been thinking

hardly convinced, though. Depends what I have going on in my life re: summer employment

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by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

my wife wants to go out for a week

although our daughter & son-in-law is expecting their second child the last week of March so that will keep her in Central Ohio

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

grandkids are exciting, congrats

in related news, has anyone here been to Kansas City? I’m going in a couple of weeks, and I have no idea what’s there to go do

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by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

never been. Wanted to catch the Reds there

heard there are a lot of fun things there.

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the Negro Leagues Museum

It’s kinda neat.

My fantasy football team this year? Lippincott's Shorts

by cesarhernandez on Oct 4, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

that looks really cool

also they are supposed to have a WWI museum that is pretty good. Not to mention steaks and jazz places

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll have to remember that

I’m going with a hipster who’s too cool for team sports, but I can probably sneak away for a few hours

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by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

except team kickball?

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bengals just stole a TD, literally

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:41 PM EDT reply actions  

do they still call him "jumpy"?

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by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

George Grande is out for next year?

Does that mean tHom all the time on TV? Now, I’m not sure if i think losing George is as fascinating as i thought

by timb116 on Oct 4, 2009 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

not sure what the line ups will be for the media next season

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

Redreporter first (I think)

loathe, platitudes and aphorisms used in a sentence.

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

easy inning for the Pirates

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo-hoo!!!!!

Just saw the news on Grande!!!! I didn’t think the day would ever come. I’m pre-ordering MLB extra innings already! Maybe they’ll clean house?

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 1:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I like Grande and Welsh together

probably in the minority but I like them. We rag on the Reds announcers a lot but compared to most of the other teams around MLB we are; and have been for a very long time, blessed.

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you read the report a few months ago that said Grande talked more than all but two other announcers

And, although, the analysis did nto say this, I felt the :“and says less for all those words” was implicit.

by timb116 on Oct 4, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with you there

but I like him. Ever hear either of the Florida teams TV guys? They are painful. Or the Cubs or White Sox? I would take Grande over most every other TV guy out there.

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Stone, but, when I am named dictator, the first person up against the wall is Hawk

Those games were free on basic cable (when my cable didn’t carry FSOhio) and I still could not watch, because of him.

by timb116 on Oct 4, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inqarcjed a little of the Tigers game today

Danks threw a ball chin high. An even when they played it back in slow motion, Hawk says “that’s belt high.”

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 2:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

What the he'll is that?

That first word was supposed to be “I watched.” iphone’s getting creative.

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 2:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I certainly didn't mean any offense

But the majority of the crews around the league are much better than the Reds’. The Florida guys really are not that bad (I keep hearing “Cody Ross!!!!!” over and over in my head).

I really don’t dislike Bob Brenly all that much anymore either. He’s far better than Chris Welch. And Hawk and Steve Stone aren’t all that bad on a day to day basis.

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 2:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

ooh

disagree on brenly v. welch

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, there's a first time for everything

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have a problem with Welsh.

Take George out of the booth with him and he’s a pretty good announcer for the most part.

by Geki on Oct 4, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

when I am on vacation in Florida

thsoe guys are just horrible, IMO, and I can’t stand to watch baseball with the sound on

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it's tHom, then we're screwed

But maybe Kelch’s tryout this year went well with Bob.

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 2:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I liked him

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corky Miller scares no one behind the plate

so why does he bluff throws?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Stubbs!!! run baby run

before they bunt

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd love to see a gapper here

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:03 PM EDT reply actions  

you fire a guy 3 days before the end of the year

how is that classy?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Perez firing

bad times there by the Reds

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

bad Janish

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

boom boom clap

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

nice bloop

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I need to hear that one more time from George

and the infamous

Get ’em on, get ’em over, get ’em in

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

really? 1-0 in the 3rd inning, 44 pitches of the last game

and you replace the pitcher?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't get it

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i figured the PIrates were treating today like a spring training game and Kartsens wasn't that good

so they got to see a bunch of young/fringe pitchers. Did it help them when today? No, but it was one last time to see several guys pitch.

The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.

by justin007000 on Oct 4, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good bengals game on...

How many more RBIs does BP have get today to get to 100?

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

4

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

second at bat today with 2 runners on

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

too bad that didn't hit Berry

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

boom boom clap

runners on 2nd and 3rd. Golden RBI chance BP

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

he is up to 97 now

Hopefully they keep getting on base for him

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

boom boom clap

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

good inning

BP and Stubbs 2
Pirates 0

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

looks like someone is bad hurt in the ravens-pats game

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions  

any word on that?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've got the sound off

he wasn’t moving at all. Not even the customary thumbs up

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh.. I don't have that game here

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got taken to the hospital

but he’s moving all his limbs. hooray for small victories.

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is amazing

you don’t see more horrific injuries in the NFL with all the violent hard hits.

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you see that study

about how NFL players have a much higher risk of dementia? The NFL has been in major denial about that for years, but now their own study shows it’s true.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 4, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'd think with the blows to the head and concussions

it would have to be higher. How can they deny it?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

All things considered

Football is a retarded sport, with essentially modern day Gladiators. The NFL needs to do a helluva lot better job providing for its former players when they retire. There’s no reason for so many of those guys to be broke and dealing with health problems the rest of their lives.

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that will be part of the next CBA.

And I think that rookie contracts will have to be capped to deal with that.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Oct 4, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with you for the most part

but too many athletes (in all sports) don’t do enough to provide for themselves long term with the money they’ve earned.

Part of the problem with NFL players is that the contract environment really isn’t as lucrative and sustainable as it is in MLB and NBA, yet many players seems to spend as if it were.

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since many athletes come in from lower economic classes and without a lot of schooling

It’d be hugely beneficial to have a year long mandated financial awareness class implemented by all the major sports.

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't basketball do this?

I recall one of the sports having such classes.

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by Gray on Oct 4, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty sure they have those in some form already

i haven’t looked, but I’d almost be willing to wager that most athletes receive more schooling than the national average.

I’d bet they’re more middle class than we commonly assume as well.

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

NFL has a rookie symposium.

I don’t know what they cover, but I’m not sure it would help. I’m not sure I’d be sensible if I was pulling in multi-millions.

"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."

by ZJiff30 on Oct 4, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm sure i wouldn't

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

heck no

very few would be, without some serious guidance

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think that's a bigger issue

the lack of people around them who they can trust. My guess is that most young people who make that much money in realms other than sports probably don’t have the same high profile that attracts so many leaches.

But, then again, maybe they do

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exhibit A: Michael Crabtree

You know that the people he has advising him are screwing him over with terrible advice. He needs to realize what’s more important: starting his career. He’s never going to make more money than the 49ers are offering him now.

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by ZJiff30 on Oct 4, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially all of those college guys in the NFL and NBA

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they already do

But young people are not known for listening to advice, no matter how good.

And look at all those lottery winners (many of them old enough to know better) who end up broke within three years. They know the risk. They can afford and do hire financial advisers. They still end up losing the money. Heck, in some cases they are millionaires through their own hard work when they win the lottery, and still end up losing it all.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 4, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about the mention of no Dick Pole next year?

Aside from the absolute comedic horror that that takes away from us, does that open the door for a certain St. Louis pitching coach to move here?

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by Officer Dibble on Oct 4, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

that's been the chatter around here

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bud Selig on the phone with George Grande

black holes are born out of less

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

hang up on him

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

who was the last Reds non outfielder to drive in 100 or more?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

sean casey?

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure if Casey ever did it

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like he got to 99 twice

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Larkin never did it either

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

you might have to go back to Bench/Morgan or Perez

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like Bench witrh 109 in 1977

wow. That sucks

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey there was a play at the plate

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

ssshhh.

there’s a George Grande slobberfest going on

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope nothing is wrong with his family healthwise

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah. it is kind of sudden

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

His contract expires in December.

And I’ve been unable to find an exact birthdate, but he graduated from college in 1969 so he’s at least in his early 60s. I know we’re used to announcers staying around until they’re 80, but I don’t necessarily think there’s any deeper meaning behind Grande leaving.

by Geki on Oct 4, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

he said he has been in the buisness for 41 years

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grande:

“This job is such an f’ing grind for me. I’m sick of seeing all the same damn ugly faces every single day. I can’t stand anybody I work with. And Chris Welsh is a douchebag.”

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 2:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

I was just thinking

I heard the last game Waite Hoyt called. And Nuxy. Now George. That’s good stuff. I have been blessed

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure.

looked like he glanced at Stubbs, who did the same thing. That is the CF’s ball all the way

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think the latter

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stubbs must take control in that situation

He and Nix both looked up and waited on the other guy to take charge

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Sean does ok.. Tells great stories

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just noticed how much the Tigers have collapsed...

and now the Twins are leading their game, 4-0.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Oct 4, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

are the Tigers still ahead?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

In their game or in the standings?

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by Gray on Oct 4, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

game

they are in a flat out tie in the standings. Looks like a 1 game playoff tomorrow

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

5-0

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The city of Detroit

could really use the lift

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aflac Trivia

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

What Hall of Famer did Grande play with at USC?

Tom Seaver

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

also played with Tom House and Dave Kingman

that’s actually a pretty interesting piece of lagniappe

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homer wiggles off another hook

nice job kid

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

he's doing pretty well keeping that tailing fastball down and just off the corners

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

how did the reds score in the first inning?

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Stubbs singled

Janish bunted him over, Votto walked, and BP hit a double.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Oct 4, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillips knocked in Stubbs

Stubbs single
Janish Bunt
Votto walk
BP DOuble

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stubbs single

Janish sac fly, Votto walks, BP double that scores Stubbs.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 4, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

argh

Not a sac fly for Janish, a sac bunt.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 4, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

is stubbs still able to get the ROY in 2010?

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by joshuar9476 on Oct 4, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

I think so

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Way too many PAs this year to qualify.

Unless he’s gonna do it Volquez style.

by Geki on Oct 4, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing no

The current standard is less than 130 at bats or less than 45 days on the roster. He’s over.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 4, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh well, i'd still rather have him getting experience

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by joshuar9476 on Oct 4, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep the at bats got him

isn’t there some caveat about service time? I think it used to be the time only counted while the 25 man roster limit was in effect. But either way he has had way too many at bats

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

3rd at bat for BP

with two runners on base. They are enabling you Brandon. Please take advantage

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Hiya folks.

I have to get back to work but I figured I’d stop in and say hello on the last day of the season. You guys made this year really fun — despite me not being here lately. Looking forward to the offseason, hopefully I’ll have more time to dick around.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

howdy

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

RBIBP!

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

well 3 rbi today for BP

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

3 feet from getting 100 on that swing

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes he was

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

second double off the right field wall for him

I hope he keeps that in mind for next season. Go the other way

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Rolen with a triple!!

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I would like to take this opportunity

to say that I love Scott Rolen and have been on-board with his acquisition the entire time. :)

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by Officer Dibble on Oct 4, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIRST TRIPLE OF THE SEASON!!!

FIRST OF MANY MORE, oh wait yeah. sad face.

The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.

by justin007000 on Oct 4, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Triple Post!

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Bruce!!!!!!!!

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

6-0 Reds

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

boom boom clap

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

And UC is now No. 8 in the country and OSU is No. 9

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's see that game

OSU keeps getting jumped in the polls just ‘cause no one wants to see them anywhere near the Top 2 come BCS selection time. That’s fine, but the Buckeyes post-USC would be realllllllly tough for the Bearcats.

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, there's an issue with USC.

There’s no way OSU jumps the Trojans after their Week 2 game. I do agree with you though, Chesire, OSU’s defense (even against USC) has been great this year. The only issue would be if UC’s line could hold OSU’s front 7. If so (which I don’t think UC could do), the Bucks’ secondary would get dismantled by Pike. I just don’t see OSU’s front 7 allowing Pike to get enough time.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

OSU can't jump USC until the trojans lose again

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

they are setting up a BCS game between them

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

George and McCoy

Last game for both

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

ye gods

Janish stole 2B?

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by BubbaFan on Oct 4, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

it is one of those days

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitch Count today for Homer?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd let him go as far as possible

hopefully a complete game

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

so much for that

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

great try by Rolen

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

IS George Grande a Hall of Fame announcer?

I think he should be

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

nothing specific

longevity certainly is a plus.

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

I wonder if that has negatively effected Nuxhall?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was Nuxy not liked?

Gotta find that hard to believe

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bengals are gonna get beat today

A lot of talk lately about how well the Bengals have played this year, when they really haven’t been playing very well at all.

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 3:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

seem to be struggling with the Clowns

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bengals-Browns tied at 14

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Francisco is a stud

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

boom boom clap

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

yes he did

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

set BP up again boys

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

and Stubbs has 3 hits

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh fuck

Here come the Browns again.

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 3:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

how'd they get the ball back?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

saw a loss against the Browns coming

it’s just the Bengals thing to do

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok BP do it

4th at bat with at least 2 runners on

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Not that time.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Oct 4, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he hits into a GIBP

sigh

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, why is Bailey out?

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by Gray on Oct 4, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

saving him for the next series

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dustied

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

wimp

Only threw 112 pitches.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 4, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

he has all winter to rest

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bengals down 17-14 now

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Phillips might get one more chance

the guys in front of him have done a great job today

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking Bengals ought to be ahsamed...

Lets see if BP gets his last 2RBIs
Go Reds

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by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

he certainly has had the chances today

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carson looks terrible again.

Ducks all around. Wonder if his elbow is still bad.

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 3:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

that was a horrible throw to Henry

lucky it wasn’t a pick. And he was wide open

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tigers won, Twins leading

playoff baseball tomorrow

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it's Tuesday

Monday Night Football tomorrow.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 4, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh I forgot

I thought the Yankees want to start Tuesday

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is the backup catcher next year?

Or does Walt go get a starter and keep Hanigan as a back up?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

I wouldn’t be surprised to see Walt looking for some retread ‘VET PREZ’ cheapo catcher to ‘mentor’ Hanigan.

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by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure who is out there

but I agree with you

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would we rather see Walt get a starting shortstop or catcher in the off season?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

If sutton is the 'new Cherry'

then we might see Jannish get a shot next season. Can’t see bob spending any money.

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by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

rather see a Hardy enter the picture

but the two are hardly mutually exclusive

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by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

common Burton!

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

way to wiggle out of it

The Reds have gotten out of several of those today

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

nice rendition of God Bless America

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Did I mention the pathetic play calling?

They haven’t thrown the ball down field since the firs quarter. Trying to establish the run in the 4th quarter isn’t going to cut it. Pathetic.

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 3:46 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Cribbs 50 yard return to the 14

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

show hands

who’s feeling stupid for allowing themselves to get excited about the bengals?

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

me me me

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

how did Whoseyourmama do?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's got like 40 yards or so

manning has been in complete control

they are up 34-3

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

me

shoulda realized that the might Derek Anderson can’t be beat.

Unrelated, but congrats on your 400 point demolition of me in the RR league, ’tHan.

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Mark Sanchez!

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Rosie!!!

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Homer ended the year well

Like the guy we all knew/hoped he would be

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Browns up 20-14 now

still time to pull this one out

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

had 4 ab's with at least 2 runners on base today

gibp his last at bat with the bases loaded

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to see one more bomb from Bruce this year

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

i wish rosie were cool enough

to use ACDC’s “Whole Lotta Rosie” as his at bat music

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

My favorite part on AC/DC Live is when they start to play "Whole Lotta Rosie"

but the crowd thinks it’s “Thunderstruck.” It takes until well after Brian Johnson’s started singing for some of the crowd to stop saying, “Thun-der!” Ah, AC/DC, whose every song sounds exactly the same. I will argue with anyone that AC/DC is the prototypical rock band.

by Brendanukkah on Oct 4, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, my best friend in high school

still claims that the moment you referenced on the live album is his favorite song.

When AC/DC released “Rock n’ Roll Train” last year, I was shocked that it took AC/DC over 20 years to release a song with that title. Then it occurred to me that they might already have, but no one remembered it. Least of all them.

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by Man Mountain on Oct 5, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nix is a double machine

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

i wish someone in the booth

would acknowledge that the problem with rolen isn’t his play but the likeliness that he’ll be healthy throughout the year

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

All I want is 135 games from him next season

any more is a flat out plus

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

flat out

People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring

by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why don't we fire Dusty

and make him an 11 million dollar player/manager?

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

wasn't that good as a player

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

vpr

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought I read something

about someone being a candidate for a managers job for next year who was still playing,,,Ausmus, maybe?

Why arent there more player-managers anymore?

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by Officer Dibble on Oct 4, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't know

players union maybe?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bengals trying to do something on "O"

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

O R They?

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by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Omg

Why do they continue to try running the ball?

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 3:56 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Bengals to the 4 first and goal

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

how'd they get it to the 4?

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

pass to the tight end

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course if they score

Cribbs will run one back

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes he did

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by BK on Oct 4, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

4th and goal

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

go to henry

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

touchdown ochocinco

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

ocho touchdown!

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I was on a delay

Oh fuck, nice snap St. Louis. Why is this guy still on the team?

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 4:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Does McCutcheon bat every other player?

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

hopefully they do not screw up another snap

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

blocked of course

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

BP double play

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

unbelievable

blocked xp?

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by Officer Dibble on Oct 4, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

unreal Bengals, unreal

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 4, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

not sure that was his fault

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

but maybe

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

the snap was bad again

huber was just able to get to it

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah it was

I wonder what his problem is?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This goes back years with him

This is what he does as a profession, for christ’s sake.

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 4:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hahahahahaha

It’s so sad it’s funny

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

3rd and 3

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh first down

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man two chips missed by Graham

Line drives right into the Defensive line’s upraised hands. These are not St. Louis’s screw-ups. The lst snap wasn’t great but is was easily handled. Maybe its the holder’s mess up.

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Were not going to stop them.

I had a dream on Friday night that I was watching the Bengals losing and I was tearing up my basement with rage. Unsurprised I woke up from that and dint have a stroke.

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 4:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

OVERTIME!

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

4th and 10 browns are punting

not trying a 58 yard fg attempt

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

:11 seconds left

I wonder if they will take a knee

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

it's the only option

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

why?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

they were on their own 10 with only 10 seconds left

all that could happen would be an interception that set up an easy field goal

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah tell that to Denver

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice last game for Stubbs

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

love him

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

they should have kicked

and the Bengals should have run a play

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

BP might get one more chance

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm actually riveted by this

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bengals get the ball

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

In 2/3 of overtime games

The team that wins the toss score on the opening drive and the game ends.

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by Joe Public on Oct 4, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Sutton

he’ll be a good bench guy next season

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

up to Votto to get on one more time

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

No shot for BP

dang it

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Time to give up 6 runs, Carlos!

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went over 19,000 RR posts today

that’s a lot of boom boom claps

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

railroad posts?

Those things must take up a lot of space.

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by Joe Public on Oct 4, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a big back yard

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

congrats

with Grande retiring, I’m afraid I’ll never reach that number. He was my stat-padding muse.

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

you need a catch phrase

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta score a td here

can’t depend on your kicking game

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

says Jim Tressel

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

he does have a big arm

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

two outs

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

ocho was interfered with again

the jersey got extended

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

They've been holding his jersey all day

As obvious as it has been, I’m wondering if the officials even consider it a penalty any more.

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that's a good question

even on the first td it was blatant

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good news, sort of ... Ravens are losing, late, to NE.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap

Here comes Cribbs

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 4:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Huber just had the play of the game

Not kicking that to Cribbs

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by BK on Oct 4, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

... and this one belongs to the Reds!!

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks guys

it was fun, despite the Reds’ play the last 3 months.

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by Joe Public on Oct 4, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

And this one belongs to the Reds!

Way to salvage the season boys! Kudos all around, the last month of this season was a heckuva lot of fun.

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

a sad day when the season ends

but they played their ass off in September and that makes me happy

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

This one belongs to the Reds

Great season, guys. Who had 78-84 in the predictions?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 4, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

not me

I went plus .500 I think

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno

can anyone look that up?

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by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't post in the prediction thread

but I guessed third place, I was off by just a little!

by Red_Poodle on Oct 4, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

amen brother!

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i lost in the first inning of the first game

a Victoria Secret catalog landed in my mail by mistake

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ocho needs to catch that one

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Benson picked him up.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Benson with a great run... 21 yards

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Watching Benson run has been awesome/hysterical here in Illinois

SO MANY ANGRY BEARS FANS

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

common Bengals 3rd & 8

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks yall

love the game threads the most here.

Go Reds!

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by Man Mountain on Oct 4, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Leave it to the Browns

to waste a great effort like that in a loss.

If the Bengals were playing any other team (excluding Oakland), they’d have already lost.

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by Officer Dibble on Oct 4, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

The game threads make this team bearable

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

nice punt Huber

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by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

great punt by Huber

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell was St. Louis doing that far down field that he was able to down that?

Not complaining, just wondering how the center downs that.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

common defense

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Christ on a Ping-Pong table

This football game is driving me crazy…we need to score on a turnover.

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by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

whew that was almost a deep completion

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Ravens lose

c’mon you guys.

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by Joe Public on Oct 4, 2009 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

i hate the patriots

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

more than the Steelers?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

3rd & 10

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

converted

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

converted

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by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

perverted

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by Joe Public on Oct 4, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feury is tough

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

make that Furrey

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuery is tough

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by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw him in high school at Hilliard High school

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

3rd and 10 ... again

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

punt

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to blitz Morgan Trent

Because he can’t cover a turtle.

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 4:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

that guy can kick

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by Joe Public on Oct 4, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Palmer threw that like Pryor for OSU... off balance

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

3rd & 5 Bengals

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

boom boom clap

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

geez another punt coming

eventually Cribbs will get one

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone else smell a tie?

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

a cleveland bow tie

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm getting REALLY tired of this long out pattern to Ocho

It’s been a loser today and they keep going a it. Whatever happened to the tight end screen that worked so well in the first quarter?

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 4:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Ahhh ... nothing like a completion for negative yards to slow things down

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright this is it

Need a good drive with no turnovers.

/understatement’d

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 4:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Hey, does anyone else remember when Mangini was the toast of NY and was

appearing on The Sopranos and being called a genius? Man, that feels like decades.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

one last drive to win it

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad start

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

solid commitment to the run

stupid

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Phillips is the man

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

awwwwwwwww

Caldwell has to hold that

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

chris henry is alive!

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Slim 15 is a big play reciever

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by BK on Oct 4, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slim Thuggity

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

enery with the 1st down

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

better

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by Joe Public on Oct 4, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate the NFL's broadcasting rules, instead of cutting to the end of the game

I’m listening to James Brown giving me play-by-play from the studio and Cowher and Boomer saying nonsenical stuff while THEY watch it.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

well, it's not a cbs game

so it’s hard to fault that

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's is it?

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

fox

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

How? It's two AFC teams?

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

because i am stupid

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was watching the colts game at the same time

and it was on fox.

i got confused. sorry

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

So basically

this is fucking retarded, having to listen to Boomer and Shannon Sharpe guffaw like people with down syndrome while we get every other play updated.

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's cool. I still hate the 'we can't cut in and show you this' rule.

Instead, I get to listen to morons in a studio or watch Reggie Bush fumble around in New Orleans

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

almost intercepted

yikes and away

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

do the Bengals have a tight end?

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

they have two on ir

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just wanted to point out

this comment by obc

hopefully the link works, there

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

No sir

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't work.

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope, but it's his "last play" bit

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

obc is rarely right

but when he is, you’ll hear about it

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

your retarded

im right about that.

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by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coles with a big catch but flags down

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

2 defensive penalties

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce the Buccaneer?

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. He was called Bruce.

The reason — and I’m serious here — was because he looked gay. Much like the Buccaneers, apparently.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great. A pass for no gain followed by a sack.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

you've got it...No you've got it...

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus. it's going to be a tie.

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Playing for the tie now

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

was that a designed qb draw?

incredible!

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

i think so

Tressel called that one in

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT A PLAY!

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

oh my

PaLMER!! A QB draw

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

say...!

:)

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by Joe Public on Oct 4, 2009 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, CBS and the NFL can both go fuck themselves.

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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

what a gutsy call

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

down to the 16 now

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

boom boom clap

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

.this is a difficult situation

because you can’t trust the kicking game

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

terrible clock management

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

if this field goal is missed

cleveland gets to run a play

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok field goal attempt looming

if they screw this up they better just leave St. Louis and Graham in Cleveland

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh boy

Can they screw this up here? What do you say if you’re Graham? “Hey, chip shot. First round is on me.”

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 4:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

and this one belongs to the Bengals

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

he almost missed that

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought he had

until i saw the signal from the refs

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so too

How was that good?

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was wide

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

but I will take it

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed!

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

eveyone on Cincy Jungle thought it was wide also

both refs didnt hesitate to call it good however and the Browns fans didnt explode.

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by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah the guys on the field all knew it was good also

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i only saw it once.

must’ve been something with the camera angle to make it look like it wasn’t good

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIRST PLACE BENGALS!!!!

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Boom. Victory.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

what a good day at the old Redreporter

Reds win, Bengals win

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

one season over

one stumbling into birth

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 4, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa! I thought he missed it!

Except the crowd wasn’t cheering.

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 4:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Holy shit, I thought he missed that

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by chesirecat on Oct 4, 2009 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

wow still saying goodbye to George Grande

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

How are the Jets 3-0? They can't tackle worth shit.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

damn I am getting choked up over Welsh and Grande

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Are they kissing good-bye?

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by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn near son, damn near

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol easy now big guy

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHO WOOT DEM

Another last minute win by the greatest pro team in Cincinnati…Go Bengals!

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by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

gotta love it

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's between them, the Blue Jackets and the Cavs for tops in Ohio.

(Technically, I guess, the Crew would top them all, but no one really cares about that.)

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Oct 4, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cyclones!

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 4, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok it has been fun this year, once again

I’m out. See you kids around the old hot stove this off season.

Go Reds!

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by Caleb on Oct 4, 2009 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah the old woodstove...Can't wait until Slyde cleans out his basement...

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by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got back from GABP

Very fun game to watch, but I didn’t get any swag, unfortunately. There were actually a few decent prizes being given away like Joey Votto RBI baseballs. I think the Pirates have alot of those.

I have to say, though, there was an extremely creepy rally squirrel video played while the Pirates were changing pitchers.

by Red_Poodle on Oct 4, 2009 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

it was a fight for survival

that broke out in revival.
They were jumpin pews and shouting Halelujah!

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by 'tHan on Oct 4, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry you didn't you win the "Date With Joey" package..too bad here's a picture of the winner

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by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can only hope for Joey's sake

that she couldn’t make it to the booth to claim her prize lol Even with his MLB salary, he couldn’t afford one dinner with her. Any other aspect of a date doesn’t bear thinking about

That is truly disgusting, you’ve out-done yourself Mads!

by Red_Poodle on Oct 4, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pshaaaw - shucks Ma'am t'wern't nuttin'

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by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

so long everybody..

(baseball season over…gun to mouth)

"Live every week like it's shark week. And dress everyday like you're gonna get murdered in those clothes." - Tracey Jordan

by RedinWrigleyville on Oct 4, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

it's not over, only taking a bunch of consecutive off-days ;)

we’ll still be able to cirticize management in the off-season and maybe dig up some of andromache’s “harmless sleaze”

by Red_Poodle on Oct 4, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like Dunn is going to end the season stuck on 38 home runs

I don’t think he hit more than 1 in September. Shame. I thought he was going to blow right by it.

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 5:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Well you know he really doesn't like baseball anyway.

Is he available for FA in 2010?
If so Bob should re-sign him, if for no other reason than to piss Dusty off.

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by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a good enough reason for me.

Maybe they’ll hire him to be GM in Toronto.

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 5:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wow

Braves game just ended in the 15th inning on a bad check swing strike call with the tying and winning runs in scoring position. I feel bad for the kid at the plate.

by Brian B on Oct 4, 2009 5:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Eye Witness Report

I went down to the game, I sat the first row (that will come into play later) in right field, picked up 3 for $10 a piece tickets from a scalper about 25 minutes before game time. So yay suckatude.

The Reds put GiGi and Hal on the jumbotron and announced their retirements, at first I thought i misunderstood it, but wow. I have been watching the Reds since 1995 and Gigi has been their the whole way. I’ve given him a hard time, but I’ve grown accustomed to his voice.

The crowd was surprisingly large, most of the field level was filled. They were also pretty into the game.

Homer was a thrill a minute and gutted his way through 6 innings, I was impressed but I think the Pirates helped him out. It was awesome when he struck out the side to get out of the 6th.

They did give away more a years car lease, and a shitton of autographed memorabila including a Willy T-Virus autographed photo and baseball.

In the 8th (i think) Moss made a weak through towards the infield and I shouted to him “You throw like a girl!!” and he looked at me cocked his head a bit and shrugged, and then the rest of my section started to heckle him.

I was sad when Bruce caught the last out. It is over, but 6 months from tomorrow the journey starts again.

Folks it has been a fun filled season, and I will be looking to RR once again to help with my off season baseball withdrawls. Doug provides regularrly provides new content at redsminorleagues.com and that will help too.

Today was a beautiful day at the ballpark and a great way to end the season, and I am optimistic towards next year.

Good bye George, good bye Hal, good bye 2009 Reds!

The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.

by justin007000 on Oct 4, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Good-Fucking Bye Wily Taveris

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by Madville on Oct 4, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

true dat!

Can Taveras ever get 3 hits? Stubbs needs to stick around. He can work out his strikeout issues. Definiely a good centerfielder.

by Red_Poodle on Oct 5, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I read Hal's account of that moment

and it was pretty moving. My bro and I were in attendance and it was a fun way to send off the team. As bad as Reds baseball can be, I’m going to miss it alot

by Red_Poodle on Oct 5, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

last

i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.

by justin007000 on Oct 7, 2009 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

I've been waiting to do this for like 4 days now

Last again!

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by BK on Oct 7, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

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