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Around SBN: Tobias Harris signs with Tennessee

An eyewitness caught a glimpse of Pops Daniels reading this article this morning and the witness stated that Pops was "intensely concerned and unabashedly pessimistic that the Reds would make a trade for this player." When asked directly for his thoughts on the matter Daniels replied, "I fucking know they'll do it. Arizona will eat some money and the Reds will give up a prospect or 2 for that piece of shit." Time will tell if this ticking time bomb is correct. "Fuckers," he concluded.

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I feel the same way

Joe Everyfan is going to be out there yelling for his scrappiness and hustle and Walt and Dusty will oblige because he “plays the right way”.

I don’t feel as certain this will happen as I did with the T-virus signing, but I’m beginning to smell the stink of impending doom.

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Oct 28, 2009 9:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what if they trade taveras for him?

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Oct 28, 2009 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice,

a polished turd straight up for pig’s silk hat. Let’s do the deal.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Oct 28, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do I laugh, cry, or just sit there numb?

I’m not sure, but I think i’d be okay with that assuming salaries come out neutral or favorable for the Reds. I think Byrnes is a bit slower so Dusty would be inclined to think that he would slump more (Speed never slumps) and therefore would play less.

People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Oct 28, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

noooooo

We’ve got too many outfielders as it is.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 28, 2009 12:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ideally, he'll end up costing significantly more

than Gomes would have.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Oct 28, 2009 1:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's the kind of pessimistic sarcasm

that warms my heart.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Oct 28, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is like taking a shower in a prison, we know it is going to happen

and yet it is still shocking and terrible when it does.

i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.

by justin007000 on Oct 28, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brilliant assessment, justin

  what a perfect analogy.

To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)

by Madville on Oct 28, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has this metaphor been used here or on TV lately?

I’m not accusing you of stealing or whatever, it just sounds really familiar. Disturbingly, I feel like it may have been during class.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Oct 28, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well it is my signature

I feel like i may have lifted it, but I’m not really sure actually. Like Dane Cook I don’t actually know what is my intellectual property.

i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.

by justin007000 on Oct 28, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stravinsky said (accurately) "Good artists borrow, Great artists stteal".

To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)

by Madville on Oct 28, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

am i the only one who see's a similarity?

i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.

by justin007000 on Oct 28, 2009 5:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

all white pepole all look alike.

i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.

by justin007000 on Oct 28, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

has Mark Chmura aged that quickly?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 28, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who cares what color

your pee pole is, as long as it works.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 28, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

that reply had some pep

Ole!

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 29, 2009 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ummm ... one hung out with a sasquatch named harry ....

and the other hung out with a dumbass named dusty

"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay

by joshuar9476 on Oct 29, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs


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