Byrnes, D-Backs close to split
An eyewitness caught a glimpse of Pops Daniels reading this article this morning and the witness stated that Pops was "intensely concerned and unabashedly pessimistic that the Reds would make a trade for this player." When asked directly for his thoughts on the matter Daniels replied, "I fucking know they'll do it. Arizona will eat some money and the Reds will give up a prospect or 2 for that piece of shit." Time will tell if this ticking time bomb is correct. "Fuckers," he concluded.
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I feel the same way
Joe Everyfan is going to be out there yelling for his scrappiness and hustle and Walt and Dusty will oblige because he “plays the right way”.
I don’t feel as certain this will happen as I did with the T-virus signing, but I’m beginning to smell the stink of impending doom.
People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Oct 28, 2009 9:30 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what if they trade taveras for him?
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Oct 28, 2009 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice,
a polished turd straight up for pig’s silk hat. Let’s do the deal.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Oct 28, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do I laugh, cry, or just sit there numb?
I’m not sure, but I think i’d be okay with that assuming salaries come out neutral or favorable for the Reds. I think Byrnes is a bit slower so Dusty would be inclined to think that he would slump more (Speed never slumps) and therefore would play less.
People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Oct 28, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to question the credibility of this alleged eye-witness.
IAN! I'm on traain!
by andromache on Oct 28, 2009 12:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I do constantly.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Oct 28, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
noooooo
We’ve got too many outfielders as it is.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Oct 28, 2009 12:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ideally, he'll end up costing significantly more
than Gomes would have.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Oct 28, 2009 1:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's the kind of pessimistic sarcasm
that warms my heart.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Oct 28, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is like taking a shower in a prison, we know it is going to happen
and yet it is still shocking and terrible when it does.
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 28, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Brilliant assessment, justin
what a perfect analogy.
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
by Madville on Oct 28, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has this metaphor been used here or on TV lately?
I’m not accusing you of stealing or whatever, it just sounds really familiar. Disturbingly, I feel like it may have been during class.
IAN! I'm on traain!
by andromache on Oct 28, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well it is my signature
I feel like i may have lifted it, but I’m not really sure actually. Like Dane Cook I don’t actually know what is my intellectual property.
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 28, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stravinsky said (accurately) "Good artists borrow, Great artists stteal".
To understand Israel and the Middle East, you must understand Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. -Glenn Beck (former cocaine addict and pedophile.)
by Madville on Oct 28, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
am i the only one who see's a similarity?
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 28, 2009 5:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they are both white, bald, and gray
but aside from that, i dont see it.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 28, 2009 5:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
all white pepole all look alike.
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 28, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both are bad news when they're naked in a bathtub
by Brendanukkah on Oct 28, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
has Mark Chmura aged that quickly?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Oct 28, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who cares what color
your pee pole is, as long as it works.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Oct 28, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that reply had some pep
Ole!
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Oct 29, 2009 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ummm ... one hung out with a sasquatch named harry ....
and the other hung out with a dumbass named dusty
"Some times you get lucky; some times you get Willy Taveras." - Teh Fay
by joshuar9476 on Oct 29, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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