Mark McGwire hired as Cardinals hitting coach

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This will be interesting...

He’s going to have to address some issues with the press…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Oct 26, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions

He's not here to talk about the past

Definitely a good argument.

by Slyde on Oct 26, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions

Do you want to know the terrifying truth?

Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!?

by ken on Oct 27, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions

DINGERS!!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 27, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions

The logical case for HGH by Big Mac

Rick Ankiel “Hey Mac, is it true that you juiced your way to 70 homers in a season”
McGuire" Fuck no…everything I used was legal."
Rick"Hey can you help me..my power is down and I need to raise my average"
Mcguire " Raccoon Urine"
Rick " What"?
Big Mac “Drink some Raccoon Urine…it is legal and it elevates your sense and will give you incredible strength”
Rick ’C’mon Mac…you gotta be shitting me"
Mac “Pretty soon they’re going ban working out with weights.”
RA “So I should drink raccoon piss or should I work out with weights?”
Mac " Neither or either really. It don’t matter since HGH has been banned you’ll get about the same results."

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 26, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

wow, he was a way better hitter than I thought

I knew home runs and all of that, but a lifetime .394 OBP is pretty solid.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 26, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions