Farmer's Only: The Farmies!!!
It's that time of year again! That's right, time for everyone's favorite minor league awards, the (1st annual) Farmie Awards! We'll be presenting awards for outstanding performances in the Reds minor league system during the 2009 season. We'll present the awards over two days. Today are the smaller awards (think Art Direction and Makeup Design). Tomorrow we'll get into the major prizes. As with any awards show, there will be awkward acceptance speeches, terrible clothes, and controversial winners. That's where you come in. Let me know why my picks are wrong and who the award should've gone to.
Hope you enjoy!
The Chernobyl Award: Most Explosive Power
Juan Francisco
He's averaged 25 homers and 29 doubles a year in his first 3 full pro seasons. His ISO and OPS have gone up each of those 3 seasons as well. And he's only 22 and will keep getting stronger......now about those walks.
Honorable Mention:
Nobody in the Reds system is in his league right now.
The Bizarro Big Donkey Award: Best Outfield Defense
Drew Stubbs
We got to see a taste of his defensive deliciousness over the last month and a half of the season. He was worth 7.7 runs in his short time in Cincy, and he was just continuing the magic he displayed with Louisville this season. TotalZone rated him as worth 33 Runs per 150 games for L'Ville this year. We all know it's an imperfect metric, but that's still ridiculously good. Oh, and he was voted best outfield defense, best outfield arm, and best baserunner in the International League this season. He can flat out defend.
Honorable Mention:
Chris Heisey plays a solid CF and is good on either corner.
Yorman Rodriguez is still very raw, but word is he has a rocket arm and can cover some major ground in CF.
The Maňos Del Oro Award: Best Infield Defense
Zack Cozart
Ignore all of the errors. Cozart is a slick fielder with good range and a strong arm. Some have compared him favorably to Janish, only with (hopefully) a better bat.
Honorable Mention:
Miguel Rojas-Also a good fielding SS, but until he passes Cozart on the depth chart he'll play second fiddle.
The Jeffersons Award: Movin’ On Up Fastest Through the System
Matt Klinker
Klinker, a graduate of
Honorable Mention:
23 year old groundball machine Enerio Del Rosario started the year in
Yorman Rodriguez…..a 16 year old in
Need to add Logan Ondrusek here. BK pointed out his somewhat meteoric rise through the system this year, earning a spot in the AFL. Plus, dude's gigantic, I'd hate to make him angry.
The WorldCom Award: Greatest Prospect Stock Plummet
Kyle Lotzkar
The Canuck with the Hammer Curve dominated low-A as an 18 year old in 2008, striking out almost 12 batters per nine innings. He was given the honor of being Red Reporter's #7 prospect last year. Doug Gray rated him #8 in the system and said he had #1 starter potential. Due to an elbow fracture that still hasn't fully healed, there are serious questions about whether he'll ever pitch again, let alone be an ace.
Honorable Mention:
Last year at this time some thought Chris Valaika would be in Cincinnati by now, but injuries and a terrible April through July has hindered his progress. He's still got value as a prospect, but given his somewhat limited defensive capabilities and questions with the bat, he's far from a sure bet now.
The Google Award: Greatest Prospect Stock Gain
Travis Wood
Selected in the 2nd round out of high school in 2005, Wood has always carried the label of "prospect," but his first 4 professional seasons were characterized by allowing too many baserunners. This year, his age 22 season, something clicked. His BB/9 went from 4.78 last year to 2.86 this year. His average against went from .264 last year to .207 this year. This caused his Fielding Independent Pitching (FIP) to go from 4.66 to 3.28. Last year he didn't make the RR Community Rankings top 15, and Doug Gray listed him as the Reds 28th best prospect. I'm guessing he'll be on everyone's top 10 list this year.
Honorable Mention:
Chris Heisey was Doug's 23rd best prospect this year and will probably make all Reds top 10 lists this year. If he hadn't struggled a bit in AAA he would have easily won this award. As it is, he's still got a bit more to show to be considered more than a 4th OF at the major league level.
Zack Cozart, like Heisey, would've won this award in another year. He showed improved power and plate discipline this year to go with what might be the best SS defense in the minor league system.
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Heisey
I’m calling it right now: Chris Heisey will be starting in LF for the big club before the end of 2010. Write it down.
by ben nevis on Oct 14, 2009 11:18 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Also
At what stage does nycredsfan steal the mic from an award winner and suggest that someone else should have won?
And I’m recommending another awards category: The Obama Peace Prize for the player receiving the most hype for the least amount of actual achievement.
by ben nevis on Oct 14, 2009 11:21 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
That prize can also be given to the player
who represents the greatest gain over the previous occupant of his position.
i.e. Drew Stubbs.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Oct 14, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
rec'd for double truthiness
I'mma let you finish, but....
by nycredsfan on Oct 14, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you (or anyone else)
know where I can get a good illegal copy of photoshop? Maybe illustrator too? I have a something something I’ve had in the works for a while, but I need to get it up here
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Oct 14, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No idea. I don't do Windows software any more...
but you could always try Gimp for free.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Oct 14, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And a freeware alternative to Illustrator
is Inkscape.
Definitely a good argument.
by Slyde on Oct 14, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
right, I couldn't remember the name of that thing, thanks.
also: let me know if/when you’re coming to St. Louis if you want to grab a drink or otherwise meet up. We could even be facebook friends and everything
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Oct 14, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm coming in the 12th and leaving earrrrrly on the 14th.
Not sure when the others are arriving and leaving so not sure whether Thursday or Friday night would be better for me. Do you have a preference?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Oct 14, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that very early?
Or just early in Pirate Standard Time?
IAN! I'm on traain!
by andromache on Oct 14, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both!
It’s a 6:40 AM train.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Oct 14, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
train?
i didnt know St Louis was in Europe.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 14, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually St. Louis has a decent rail connection
there are a number of daily trains that connect St. Louis to Chicago. You can also ride the rails from St. Louis to Texas, if you are so inclined.
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 14, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
woah
now TEXAS is in Europe? now ive heard EVERYTHING.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 14, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think that's European for "chili"
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 14, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
then what's Chile?
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Oct 14, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Second place in CONMEBOL, bitches!
Only one point behind Brazil, too.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 15, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm taking it to Chicago...
I think there are several daily trips each way on that route. It’s supposedly a 5.5 hour trip. And it only cost me 1000 of my Amtrak frequent rider miles!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Oct 14, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you cut down on your Amtrak trips
you can afford cable tv.
"I have found me a home"
by obc2 on Oct 14, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but then I'd be spending more time in NC.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Oct 14, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either one, I'll be around
just sitting here, moping that the cool grad kids mock the ones getting professional degrees.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Oct 14, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, but they'll be waiting tables and you'll have a real job.....
maybe…what degree are you getting?
I'mma let you finish, but....
by nycredsfan on Oct 14, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
law
and judging by what everyone says, the only Real Jobs with law are in New York, and those don’t exist. Thankfully, I do not want to be in New York.
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Oct 14, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, if they're real...how do they not exist?
I’m confused.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Oct 14, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you went to law school, you'd understand
pretension’d
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Oct 14, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What on earth is a "Real Job" ?
IAN! I'm on traain!
by andromache on Oct 14, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
anything that entails working for The Man
"I have found me a home"
by obc2 on Oct 14, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think those jobs are in NY.
IAN! I'm on traain!
by andromache on Oct 14, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so i'm cool?
i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.
by justin007000 on Oct 15, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Logical Fallacy: Affirming the Consequent.
IAN! I'm on traain!
by andromache on Oct 15, 2009 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah I gave up Windowpane in '72 for some good blotter
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
by Madville on Oct 15, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
holler at the pirate bay
they got you, dog.
He fixes the cable?
by Colin Auscapee on Oct 14, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great stuff
Logan Ondrusek deserves some mention here as well, either for the Jeffersons Award or the Google Award. Dude started in High-A with EDR, and kept putting up zeroes wherever he went, ending his season as the closer for Louisville and earning himself a spot in the AFL. For a 24-year-old that hadn’t done much since being a 13th round pick, he had himself a huge year last year. Also, compared to the rest of the Bats bullpen, he looks like Lurch.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Oct 14, 2009 11:37 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My point exactly.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Oct 14, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
especially if those are blood relatives of Fred Patek in the photo

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Oct 14, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Logan is pronounced "Lurch"
"I have found me a home"
by obc2 on Oct 14, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should do post season awards for Posters too
as long as I get one…
Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent
by The Crushinator on Oct 14, 2009 12:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
would you be crushed if you didn't get one?
Definitely a good argument.
by Slyde on Oct 14, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like I might have the most punned name
Or i could get the Quincy Jones award for backing the coolest name for a weekly segment. Farmer’s only.
Or I could get the Jamie Kennedy award for most wanting to be a part of something but sucking too bad.
Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent
by The Crushinator on Oct 14, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Roarrrr

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Oct 14, 2009 12:23 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
AWESOME pic!!! What a find!
“Juan” in a million?
Time for a moniker change? From “BubbaFan” to “CiscoKid”?
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Oct 14, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this easily wins GIS of the Year
we of RR owe BF a debt we shall never be able to repay.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 14, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap! I don't have a dress yet!
by Brian B on Oct 14, 2009 1:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I've been on the Wood bandwagon since he was drafted,
this is great, just great, to see.
I also didn’t know Klinker was a Christian Knight…I’m friends with a few, I’ll have to ask about him
"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander
by Cy Schourek on Oct 14, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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