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It's that time of year again!  That's right, time for everyone's favorite minor league awards, the (1st annual) Farmie Awards!  We'll be presenting awards for outstanding performances in the Reds minor league system during the 2009 season.  We'll present the awards over two days.  Today are the smaller awards (think Art Direction and Makeup Design).  Tomorrow we'll get into the major prizes.  As with any awards show, there will be awkward acceptance speeches, terrible clothes, and controversial winners.  That's where you come in.  Let me know why my picks are wrong and who the award should've gone to.

Hope you enjoy!

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The Chernobyl Award:  Most Explosive Power

Juan Francisco

He's averaged 25 homers and 29 doubles a year in his first 3 full pro seasons.  His ISO and OPS have gone up each of those 3 seasons as well.  And he's only 22 and will keep getting stronger......now about those walks.

Honorable Mention:

Nobody in the Reds system is in his league right now.

 

The Bizarro Big Donkey Award: Best Outfield Defense

Drew Stubbs

We got to see a taste of his defensive deliciousness over the last month and a half of the season.  He was worth 7.7 runs in his short time in Cincy, and he was just continuing the magic he displayed with Louisville this season.  TotalZone rated him as worth 33 Runs per 150 games for L'Ville this year.  We all know it's an imperfect metric, but that's still ridiculously good.  Oh, and he was voted best outfield defense, best outfield arm, and best baserunner in the International League this season.  He can flat out defend.

Honorable Mention:

Chris Heisey plays a solid CF and is good on either corner.

Yorman Rodriguez is still very raw, but word is he has a rocket arm and can cover some major ground in CF.

 

The Maňos Del Oro Award:  Best Infield Defense

Zack Cozart

Ignore all of the errors.  Cozart is a slick fielder with good range and a strong arm.  Some have compared him favorably to Janish, only with (hopefully) a better bat.

Honorable Mention:

Miguel Rojas-Also a good fielding SS, but until he passes Cozart on the depth chart he'll play second fiddle.

 

The Jeffersons Award: Movin’ On Up Fastest Through the System

 

Matt Klinker

Klinker, a graduate of Lakota West High School (gooooooo Firebirds!), was drafted in the 15th round of the 2007 draft out of Furman University.  He toiled mostly in Dayton last year as a 23 year old, and his prospect status was marginal.  This year, however, after struggling a bit through 9 starts in Sarasota, he was promoted to Carolina where he made just 6 more starts before being promoted again to Louisville where he got 5 starts before suffering a season ending injury.  He performed better with each successive promotion, striking out over a batter per inning in AAA, and could potentially be in the #5 starter conversation in the spring.  Not bad for a 15th round pick just 2 years out of college.

Honorable Mention:

23 year old groundball machine Enerio Del Rosario started the year in Sarasota as well, and finished on Louisville’s playoff roster.  He has great control and almost 70% of balls in play against him were groundballs.  Sounds like a good fit for GABP and our infield defense.  He has an outside chance of starting next year in the Reds ‘pen.

Yorman Rodriguez…..a 16 year old in Billings?  That’s craaaaaazy.  If he even sniffs Dayton next year he’ll be a lock for this award in 2010.

Need to add Logan Ondrusek here.  BK pointed out his somewhat meteoric rise through the system this year, earning a spot in the AFL.  Plus, dude's gigantic, I'd hate to make him angry.

The WorldCom Award: Greatest Prospect Stock Plummet

Kyle Lotzkar

The Canuck with the Hammer Curve dominated low-A as an 18 year old in 2008, striking out almost 12 batters per nine innings.  He was given the honor of being Red Reporter's #7 prospect last year.  Doug Gray rated him #8 in the system and said he had #1 starter potential.  Due to an elbow fracture that still hasn't fully healed, there are serious questions about whether he'll ever pitch again, let alone be an ace.

Honorable Mention:

Last year at this time some thought Chris Valaika would be in Cincinnati by now, but injuries and a terrible April through July has hindered his progress.  He's still got value as a prospect, but given his somewhat limited defensive capabilities and questions with the bat, he's far from a sure bet now.

 

The Google Award: Greatest Prospect Stock Gain

 

Travis Wood

Selected in the 2nd round out of high school in 2005, Wood has always carried the label of "prospect," but his first 4 professional seasons were characterized by allowing too many baserunners.  This year, his age 22 season, something clicked.  His BB/9 went from 4.78 last year to 2.86 this year.  His average against went from .264 last year to .207 this year.  This caused his Fielding Independent Pitching (FIP) to go from 4.66 to 3.28.  Last year he didn't make the RR Community Rankings top 15, and Doug Gray listed him as the Reds 28th best prospect.  I'm guessing he'll be on everyone's top 10 list this year.

Honorable Mention:

Chris Heisey was Doug's 23rd best prospect this year and will probably make all Reds top 10 lists this year.  If he hadn't struggled a bit in AAA he would have easily won this award.  As it is, he's still got a bit more to show to be considered more than a 4th OF at the major league level.

Zack Cozart, like Heisey, would've won this award in another year.  He showed improved power and plate discipline this year to go with what might be the best SS defense in the minor league system.

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Heisey

I’m calling it right now: Chris Heisey will be starting in LF for the big club before the end of 2010. Write it down.

by ben nevis on Oct 14, 2009 11:18 AM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Also

At what stage does nycredsfan steal the mic from an award winner and suggest that someone else should have won?

And I’m recommending another awards category: The Obama Peace Prize for the player receiving the most hype for the least amount of actual achievement.

by ben nevis on Oct 14, 2009 11:21 AM EDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

rec'd for double truthiness

I'mma let you finish, but....

by nycredsfan on Oct 14, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

do you (or anyone else)

know where I can get a good illegal copy of photoshop? Maybe illustrator too? I have a something something I’ve had in the works for a while, but I need to get it up here

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 14, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No idea. I don't do Windows software any more...

but you could always try Gimp for free.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Oct 14, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

right, I couldn't remember the name of that thing, thanks.

also: let me know if/when you’re coming to St. Louis if you want to grab a drink or otherwise meet up. We could even be facebook friends and everything

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 14, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm coming in the 12th and leaving earrrrrly on the 14th.

Not sure when the others are arriving and leaving so not sure whether Thursday or Friday night would be better for me. Do you have a preference?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Oct 14, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that very early?

Or just early in Pirate Standard Time?

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Oct 14, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both!

It’s a 6:40 AM train.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Oct 14, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

train?

i didnt know St Louis was in Europe.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 14, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually St. Louis has a decent rail connection

there are a number of daily trains that connect St. Louis to Chicago. You can also ride the rails from St. Louis to Texas, if you are so inclined.

i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.

by justin007000 on Oct 14, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

woah

now TEXAS is in Europe? now ive heard EVERYTHING.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 14, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It totally is.

Ribhouse Texas, in the Netherlands

I wonder what’s in their Cowboy soup.

IAN! I'm on traain!

by andromache on Oct 14, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

then what's Chile?

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 14, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm taking it to Chicago...

I think there are several daily trips each way on that route. It’s supposedly a 5.5 hour trip. And it only cost me 1000 of my Amtrak frequent rider miles!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Oct 14, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you cut down on your Amtrak trips

you can afford cable tv.

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 14, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, but then I'd be spending more time in NC.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Oct 14, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Either one, I'll be around

just sitting here, moping that the cool grad kids mock the ones getting professional degrees.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 14, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, but they'll be waiting tables and you'll have a real job.....

maybe…what degree are you getting?

I'mma let you finish, but....

by nycredsfan on Oct 14, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

law

and judging by what everyone says, the only Real Jobs with law are in New York, and those don’t exist. Thankfully, I do not want to be in New York.

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 14, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, if they're real...how do they not exist?

I’m confused.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Oct 14, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you went to law school, you'd understand

pretension’d

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 14, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so i'm cool?

i mean sometimes Walt is like a prison shower, you know it is gonna happen, but it isn’t a good thing.

by justin007000 on Oct 15, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I gave up Windowpane in '72 for some good blotter

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 15, 2009 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

holler at the pirate bay

they got you, dog.

He fixes the cable?

by Colin Auscapee on Oct 14, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great stuff

Logan Ondrusek deserves some mention here as well, either for the Jeffersons Award or the Google Award. Dude started in High-A with EDR, and kept putting up zeroes wherever he went, ending his season as the closer for Louisville and earning himself a spot in the AFL. For a 24-year-old that hadn’t done much since being a 13th round pick, he had himself a huge year last year. Also, compared to the rest of the Bats bullpen, he looks like Lurch.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 14, 2009 11:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you rang?

Definitely a good argument.

by Slyde on Oct 14, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My point exactly.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 14, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

especially if those are blood relatives of Fred Patek in the photo

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Oct 14, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We should do post season awards for Posters too

as long as I get one…

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Oct 14, 2009 12:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I feel like I might have the most punned name

Or i could get the Quincy Jones award for backing the coolest name for a weekly segment. Farmer’s only.

Or I could get the Jamie Kennedy award for most wanting to be a part of something but sucking too bad.

Dusty Baker said it was the first [triple play] he’d seen in person. When he was with the Dodgers, they hit into one, but he was in the bathroom.- C Trent

by The Crushinator on Oct 14, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AWESOME pic!!! What a find!

“Juan” in a million?

Time for a moniker change? From “BubbaFan” to “CiscoKid”?

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on Oct 14, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this easily wins GIS of the Year

we of RR owe BF a debt we shall never be able to repay.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 14, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been on the Wood bandwagon since he was drafted,

this is great, just great, to see.

I also didn’t know Klinker was a Christian Knight…I’m friends with a few, I’ll have to ask about him

"And then there was the USAID guy in Kandahar who drove a giant pink Cadillac, which the locals set on fire one day. If you wanted to destroy something symbolic during a riot, you just could not do better than that. Good stuff." - Ghosts of Alexander

by Cy Schourek on Oct 14, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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