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2009 MLB Playoffs: Day 5


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who dey!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 12:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Naturally, they're starting at noon, 7 and 10.

Hrmmm…

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Their own fault.

Could they really not just schedule them all consecutively? 12, 3:30 and 7 would have been great.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno

i went to espn.com and their default scoreboard is the nfl. that’s bad for mlb considering they are in their playoffs.

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guacamole

Bud Select, BBQ meatballs, 5 lbs of wings, ingredients for homemade chili and mac n cheese

and three picture frames (dont ask)

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

where did that come from?

wtf is Esteban?

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what chad calls himself on twitter

esteban ochocinco

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i do?

i blame jeremy, he probably enrolled me in the crappity. via Internet Explorer.

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by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

that makes sense

you’ve never tweeted on it

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

well son of a bitch

the bengals need to abandon their kicking game

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 1:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Another crap FG snap from BSL

and Shayne misses it.

cut them both, dammit

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by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 1:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi kids!

What did I miss?

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Bend but don't Break!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

So I finally checked out the worst 100 movies, I've only seen two

Of course, I don’t watch many movies.

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

ed reed is good btw

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

Ballgame?

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 1:38 PM EDT reply actions  

wait til after this drive

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds about right

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's the first run

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should be at your house around 3:30, by the way

I’m hungee, you better go kill that cow and grill me up some meat. :)

Do I need to bring anything?

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

whatever you want to grill/drink

i have wings, meatballs, mac n cheese and hot dogs(kids), chili.

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by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

im stocked on puffers

besides, i have to seriously cut back very soon

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by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy crap

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Foxworth gave up on the play. i have no idea why

however, henry shouldn’t have been caught

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

CPD have caught him several times

as has Florence.

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by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

bengals fail

field goal unit on

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

i got a can of pringles today

and it proclaimes 100 crisps in every can*!

the asterisk says “on average”

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

i want a full report

lemme know the over/under when you’re done.

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by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bengals with a short field

Go deep to the criminal!

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

daniel coats sucks

cut him too

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

somoan sensation!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

holy balls!

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

not a touchdown

but should be bengals ball

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

they challenged the wrong thing.

they challenged the fumble which means if they lose it’s a touchdown.

they should have challenged that the bengal was down by contact

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

I’m not saying they SHOULD win the challenge, I just think they will.

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently it was a challenge by the bengals?

what the hell cbs?

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's some bullshit

Turrble call.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 11, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

hey refs

u r retarded

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

nice return

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm a big fan of The Coz

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 11, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi Beeker!

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

meep meep

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 11, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

And to not start two players I picked up for him

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 11, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big Ben gave up another Pick 6

Lions only down by one

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by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions  

OH NO OCHO!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

ed reed is good

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

jay mohr's show is still on?

i don’t get it

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

gary unmarried?

you should get it on CBS.

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by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aight, I'm outta here beetches

See you in an hour dude. You coming ’tHan?

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

i’m gonna be here tending to the pig flue two

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

you’re a peach!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

see?

I’m mobile commenting, wheeeeee!

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 2:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

work those knees!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ambiguous.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i drive with my knees so i can text

I’m quite the multitasker. :)

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 3:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

bleh

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

blah

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by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'd call the police

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

make that two deer

why would you call the police? don’t you want to be popular in your neighborhood?

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by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

but i do want to live in a dead animal free neighborhood

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i couldn't care less

one dude is a plumber the other is a roofer. i happen to suck at both those professions and its nice to have folks who can fix shit for ya.

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by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like cincinnati and texas may have gripes with the new polls

UC got jumped by tOSu, and Texas got jumped by Alabama

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions  

So is anybody here watching the baseball game?

I don’t get TBS, so.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

you don't get tbs?

do you not have cable and/or satellite?

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I do not.

And no, I don’t.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah.

may i suggest getting cable?

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You may

but I’m not gonna do it. Totally not worth $50/month to me.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what the base package costs?

it seems expensive. do you have cable internet?

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

It’s something like that. Maybe $40/month. Still not worth it.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe you could switch to cable internet if you don't have it

it comes with basic cable as part of the price

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

25 - 30 bucks a month

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have cable internet

and the total would go from $42.95 to at least $80 or so.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sucks

hook your tv up to the cable jack, you may find you have channels. that’s how it works with insight anyway

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only things I would actually watch on cable

would be sports, Comedy Central, and maybe a news show every now and then. I can watch the daily show online the next day, I pay for mlb.tv and most college basketball is on the networks, so I’m just left wanting to see things like the playoff games not on networks. Totally not worth even $20/month to me.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't even know what I would watch on ESPN any more...

Red Sox and Yankees games?

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

sec and acc football and basketball!

and mlb and nfl and lots of other stuff

ESPN has an unearned bad reputation, but between the different channels, they play a ton of good stuff

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they do have some college football and basketball that I'd watch...

but living in ACC territory, most of the basketball games are on local TV anyway.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT AN INCREDIBLE RUN!!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions  

RETRY!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

he's gone tomorrow

count on it

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by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's gotta happen

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 11, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

How 'bout them Cowboys?

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

loving it

i only wish they were losing at home and punters were bouncing balls off that effin scoreboard.

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by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

great, huh?

Today has been positively insane. The Bengals, the Cowboys…and Papelbutt blowing a save.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 11, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Larry Johnson

11 carries 14 yards. nice

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by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

that's great

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure Oklahoma City would be interested

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 11, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dallas has tied the game

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Greetings from chez obc

Kids are everywhere, wings and beer are about to be consumed. :)

— jch

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by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

i hate daniel coats

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

FAIL!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

fucking WOW

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Big extra point coming up!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

yes!

it shouldn’t be that big of a question mark on extra points.

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I repeat

This team is going to kill me.

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Bengals win!

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Leon Hall!!!!!

Interception! That’s what happens when you have players from Michigan!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

that was awwwwwwwwwwwwwwesome

i havent seen such a well-fought football game in a while. and my team won! woopee!!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 11, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

CBS just switched from the bengals game to the Browns/Bills game. That’s a slight downgrade in quality! #homerbailey

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Buffalo is about to lose at home to cleveland

they should be contracted

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

cleveland won and their quartback went 2/17 for 23 yards and an interception

i’m glad i didn’t have to watch that game

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

jimminy christmas

boy, am i glad the Bengals are playing well. if i had to suffer through another suck season from both the Browns and Bengals i would probably give up the NFL for a while.

and i feel really bad for Brady Quinn. he lost his job to that stat line.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 11, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey JCH and/or dave from louisville

UL players Terrence Jennings and Jerry Smith arrested for fight and resisiting arrest according to WAVE 3 in Louisville

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome

I like my team’s players to have a fighting spirit!

Oh, and you forgot xjeep :)

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeep's not obnoxious about his fandom :-)

John wall’s going to have to break into 2 fans houses to make up for this one!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Christ on a blocking sled!!!

Who Dem!!!!

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 11, 2009 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

that would be close to home

but not a very prestigious job

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

not very presitgious??

there is nothing more prestigious than being the head football coach of a NASCAR team.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 11, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes but in a way to let scrabbles know

that i really don’t get it

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, ok then

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's loss?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 11, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know which game to watch now

49ers/falcons or patriots/broncos?

I’m at least starting with the broncos

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

i kinda like them

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

you would

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just sitting here thinking about the bengals being 4-1

they have wins over every team in their division.

I would not have predicted that.

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I credit my ability to eat Skyline and sing silly Bengals songs at the Bottom Line

Granted, I’ve only seen three games there this season and one of them was the opener against Denver, but still…

Down to the wire matches every week. Exciting!

by Brendanukkah on Oct 11, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Attentional NFL

They aren’t considered “throw backs” if you were them about every fucking game. The only ones that look good are the Chargers baby blues.

I hate Tom Brady. My fantasy football team name is “Brady sucks at life” just thought I would throw that out there. Figures no other games are on. How bout them Bengals?

by Dave from Louisville on Oct 11, 2009 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

So how do you really feel?

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

in all that i found something we can agree on!

i hate tom brady very much as well!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's still a douche

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

where he rotted on the bench

Behind Drew Henson.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 11, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

red farmhand anyway

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

former Yankee

and former Cowboy, too.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 11, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

the rare athlete

that seizes the opportunity to fail professionally at two sports!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he quit baseball too soon

He was only 23 when he retired.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 11, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

and booed by the hometown fans

Because he played for Michigan.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 11, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's kinda dumb

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured that was implied, considering why they booed him

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 11, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

we agree on alot, just not college basketball

which pretty much all that matters if you are a U of L or UK fan. carry on

by Dave from Louisville on Oct 11, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you just turned on this game, didn't know who was playing, and only had the uniforms to go by

how many guesses would it take you to decide it was the broncos?

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

When the game kicked off I was wondering why the Minnesota Golden Gophers were playing on Sunday

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 11, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

they told us at the beginning of the game

“In case you don’t recognized this team…”

They also said it was the ugliest uniform ever.

I had no idea they once wore mustard yellow.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 11, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if this guy is available to play SS ?

He sure can catch the ball…

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 11, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

ain't my fault, dude

yell at than, jch, and obc. They seemed to be the primary culprits.

Definitely a good argument.

by Slyde on Oct 11, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terrell Owens' middle name is Eldorado

How did I not know this before today?

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

terreldorado

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randy Moss just got an interception

awesome

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

GO FALCONS, HAWKS, THRASHERS, AND BRAVES!

Figured I’d beat you all to the joke. :)

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

joke?

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you didn't lol?

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

you did?

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

it would’ve been better if i’d made the joke

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

cold!

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way

I prefer short brunettes with short hair while he goes for the “enhanced” tan blondes.

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much

But I’ll bet we do as well if not better than your average RR.

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by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

What kind of a comparison is that?

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, I've seen the average RRs...

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

we (myself excluded) arent exactly burnin’ up the internets with our smoldering sexuality.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 11, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i bet scrabbles did well for himself

he is, afterall, dreamy

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

I <3 Scrabbles 4eva.

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

that reminds me

sweetest day is coming up soon ;)

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 11, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's it

I’m gonna find your address and send you flowers.

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

What good is any of that stuff?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not with me

I’m the only person who gives in the sack.

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

where were you?

deja vu?

and she wanted your money, duh!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think most of us could get women into us

if we paid them.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is the other way around, Gray- you pay them to get into...oh never mind

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 11, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Racer's

It was my boy’s bachelor party. I forgot how expensive a strip club is.

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes it is

But naked women are naked women.

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

While this is true

there are varying degrees to which I would like to see different naked women.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've paid far more than that...

but I was able to do more than look.

Usually.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

craigslist ftw!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

no diseases is important.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

disease free! so far!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's why im monogamous

im sexually frustrated to the point of exhaustion, but at least i dont have critters on my peener!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 11, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, you've got hands.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

uhh

that’s what she said

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 11, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

too true, amiright?

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

short brunette with short hair?

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

He avoided the tan blonde augmented ones, of course

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 6:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i don't like short hair

i do like enhanced tall blondes however

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have poor taste in women though

(no offense to chan of course)

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure you do.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enhanced?

I prefer the phrase “augmented”, m’kay?

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 6:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

i'm tired of the roughing the brady rule

it doesn’t get called if it happens to any qb not named brady

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

oh well

it’s still the truth

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manning?

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 6:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Which one?

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've not seen it called on a hit on manning this season

and i’ve watched all but one.

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, and now I understand why they didn't have the stupid Rockies game during the day.

Though, as my father pointed out, it’s kind of stupid to have the game at 8:00 local time when you’re worried about the cold.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I got deleted!

Who saw it!

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 6:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I saw it!

reply’d!

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

heheheh

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what's in N-ville?

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

horse-drawn carriage rides!

that’s his move!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Memories

That was one passionate night I bet.

Maul’d

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 6:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hey jch

quit deleting comments!

it’s screwing up the thread

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

divorce'd

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did NOT get married

Dodged that bullet, a mere flesh wound.

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Common

You threw yourself in front of thay bullet intentionally.

I have no idea how it didn’t penetrate your flesh.

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 6:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Um, Broncos?

Could you just let the Patriots punt the fucking football?

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

tHan

How’s you’re daughter’s pig flu?

by Dave from Louisville on Oct 11, 2009 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

she seems to be doing much better

she’s running around screaming for pizza at the moment!

thanks for asking!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus.

Does nobody here understand contractions?

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just graded a stack of descriptive essays for my writing class

and one chick used an apostrophe for every plural. every single one.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 11, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

college

it’s a wonderful time for experimenting.

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

obvious.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Call justin, I think you found his soulmate

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 11, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, cut it out.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

and pisses me off!

take his powers!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

does it really?

It doesn’t do anything to my thread, it just refreshes. It’s probably because you’re using Google Chrome, so says obc.

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it only works like that for the person who deletes it.

It fucks up everyone else’s page.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And taking your lucky charms?

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

hi kids

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Oct 11, 2009 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

nada

enjoying a nice quiet day

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Oct 11, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

mid march

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Oct 11, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

awesome

Sig lines are for suckas.

by jch24 on Oct 11, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rosales will be ready mid Feb

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 7:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

good

‘Cause he’s gotta run to Goodyear, Arizona.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 11, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about a new thread for it?

This one’s getting kinda long in the tooth.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 11, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Den should go for 2!

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 6:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

too soon!

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who Dey!

"I have found me a home"

by obc2 on Oct 11, 2009 7:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

who dat say who dey

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Oct 11, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

craig sager doesn't need to speak

his suits say it all

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

baseball time!

watching this series has rekindled the fire of anger inside me for the Reds not going after Nick Swisher last winter.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 11, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

who?

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i do

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Broncos have two minutes to lose this one.

I think they can manage.

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by Gray on Oct 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

there was just a fumble

and cameron ran to the tv, pointed at the pile and said “the baseball’s on the ground!”

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by 'tHan on Oct 11, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Future Team USA Volleyballer

Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....

by Madville on Oct 11, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sports!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Oct 11, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

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