Game 159 Thread: Cardinals at Reds
by Slyde on Oct 1, 2009 10:30 AM EDT
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The day after John Smoltz was upset for not having his balls properly rubbed, the Cardinals send their ace out to try to salvage something from this series. I'm sure you don't need a recap of Carpenter's career of dominance over the Reds, so I'll just point out that this season he has made 3 starts against Cincinnati and thrown 23 innings, allowing just 4 runs while striking out 18 and walking only one. BUT, he has never faced Scot Rolen's Reds™. He hasn't faced the team that has gone 25-11 in its last 36 games, averaging 5.1 runs per game in that span. It's a whole new ballgame now...er, probably not.
Remember a couple of days ago when I talked about how Bronson Arroyo has been successful because of the defense has improved behind him? Let me introduce you to Kip Wells. While Arroyo's DER (Defensive Efficiency Ratio - the number of balls in play turned into outs) was a fabulous .742, Wells' DER is even better at .786 with the Reds. Suffice it to say, neither number is likely sustainable, but I think this demonstrates that even a mediocre pitcher can look good when there is a top flight defense behind him. It's a helluva lot easier to pitch when balls in play are turned into outs instead of doubles.
Just four more games left in the season, and honestly, this last month-plus has been really fun, so I'm kind of sad to see it end. I'm still not overly optimistic about 2010, but I've enjoyed watching winning baseball for once. And the Reds are just one game back of the 3rd place Brewers, who are up against the playoff bound Rockies and Cardinals in their last 4 games. We've got a shot.
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get pucked
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
by Man Mountain on Oct 1, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
definitely too soon
Definitely a good argument.
by Slyde on Oct 1, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Throwin' Samoan
still hasn’t heard from his family.
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Kip Wells again, Mom?
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
Pr' much.
Smoltz took exception to him stealing bases in the third inning, but that’s because he is cranky and old, and Stubbs was on his lawn.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 1, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Something tells me that Smoltz needs to retire
and become a cranky broadcaster…
Stubbs is trying to win a roster spot… Smoltz is a prick. End of story.
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Stubbs was only following orders
Smoltz rightly blamed Dusty, not the kid.
That said…I pick Nix for the beaning target. He’s the one who hit the salami.
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Hitting the salami while not properly rubbing the balls
Bad form.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 1, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
don't you have a Maloney sandwich to eat or something?
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No way the Cards have Carp bean anybody
can’t risk getting suspended before playoffs. But as soon as he is pulled, don’t put it past TLR to have a minor league guy not part of the post season team to throw at Stubbs. I have a feeling the Reds are fired up from the Cards accusing Arroyo of cheating. Today could turn into a beanball war, especially late.
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I doubt there are any beanings
in the grand scheme of things, what Stubbs did was nothing. I think Smoltz was just frustrated at the time and wasn’t happy with the steal. I bet the Cardinals would have done the same thing in that situation.
Definitely a good argument.
What was his objection to the steal?
I did not see this game.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 1, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
it looked like he wasnt pleased with it because he thought it was the Reds piling on
up 6 runs in the 3rd inning. Dusty yelled from the dugout, and i quote, “it’s the 3rd fuckin’ inning!!”
i agree with Dusty.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 1, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Right on, Dust
But why did it take 5 months for him to get fired up?
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 1, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I lost
a lot of respect for Smoltz after that..he was always one of my favorite pitchers..I guess playing for the Cardinals will do that to a player.
That's what she said.
Maybe we can blame it on the Red Sox
Not that I’m real keen on the Braves either.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 1, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Never really liked the Braves either
Smoltz was one of the few guys that I like, along with Maddux…always hated Glavine for some reason.
That's what she said.
Nike glove
Nice.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 1, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
yes it is a nice glove
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only tiger eyes
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
by Man Mountain on Oct 1, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah- that baseball doesn't look properly rubbed
Seriously, quit bitching. Grow up- You guys lost to the Reds… boohoo
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Bitching?
I am going to the playoffs. But something was definitely up with the balls yesterday. Even your club house attendant said so
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 1, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Just remember
You’re not an alumni yet, crolfs.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 1, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
You have a long ways to go kid
there are parties and parties and parties before you sleep
and miles to go before you……..Uh (fill in the blank)
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woah guys
enough of the name-calling
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 1, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
i wasn't all that serious.
this is how i joke around. my bad. i don’t even care about the whole thing really…
seriously
I don’t think he’s here to start trouble. Cool it with the names
Definitely a good argument.
what did the club house attendant say?
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interesting
But not convincing. Probably just sucking up, since half of Cincinnati expects La Russa to be their next manager.
I thought Arroyo’s comment that the Reds never use a lot of mud was more believable.
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"Maybe I won’t send over our lineup (to the Reds’ clubhouse)," said La Russa, half-smiling. "It would just disappear like the mud balls did."
What?
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Hmm, how come
the Cardinals relievers didn’t seem to have a problem with the balls?
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by cesarhernandez on Oct 1, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I've got baseballs, who doesn't have baseballs laying around? Tony LaRusa?
The attendant told La Russa, "I want you to know something. I had nothing to do with those balls last night. I’m the one who rubbed them up, but I had nothing to do with them. I don’t know what happened to them after they were over there but you look at them today and they’ll be the same."
La Russa said, "You mean the same as what? yesterday?"
La Russa then showed the attendant two balls he had saved from the previous game and said, "Do they looked rubbed up to you?"
I wouldn’t put it past LaRussa. “Oh yeah, here’s the balls from yesterday!”
Is it against the rules to put pine tar on your hat?
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 1, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for the clarification, chet
Now to business. What shade of powder blue are those hoodies?
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 1, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you
I’ll take a gross. Send them to 123 Main Street, USA, c/o Jeffshaw Sabocasey, WKRP.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 1, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
You told me your name was Joe Everyfan!
by Brendanukkah on Oct 1, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a strange time in my life
Prague, the late 1970s. The Crimean war had just ended and I was a middle reliever for the Houston Colt 45s. I was a different person then, in more ways than one.
Also, WKRP is a terminal degree. So respect it.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 1, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
The question is;
Is it against the rules to put pine tar on your dong?
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Also, Laynce Nix was putting scuff marks on the outfield seats
For shame, Laynce Nix! For shame.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 1, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
might be against the rules
But I have a feeling everyone does it. Even more so than ’roids.
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Yes
Bronson sez,
"That’s what happens. It’s from playing in every other park where there’s so much mud on the balls that that black stuff comes off on young fingers every time. I guess he said I went to my hat time every time. Yeah, I grab my (crotch) and do 8,000 other twitches. What you want me to do about it? That’s how I pitch."
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 1, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
That stuff on his hat came from his crotch?
Eww.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 1, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
(Crotch) you mean
I wonder what he actually said. At some point, Arroyo went out of his gord. I hope he never gets help.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 1, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Fay'd
Also, Polanski’d?
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 1, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Dave Duncan sounds pretty crotchety...grumpy even.
The Cards are on a losing streak and he implies that Bronson would cheat?
Schmoltz and Duncan have to deal with kind of adversity everyday in different parks with different ball rubbing approaches. What a couple of whiners.
I noticed while watching at the lanes last night that Bronson certainly likes to ‘rub’ his own balls..adjusting the package 2 and sometimes 3 times before each pitch. that’s creepy enough to distract any hitter.
Nice to see Dusty giving some shit to the fucking Cards…you know the Cardinals would ‘never’ steal a base that late in the game with a decent lead.
I fuckin’ hate LaLoser..he’s a prick when he wins and whines when le loses and he’s infected their entire organization.
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by Madville on Oct 1, 2009 11:59 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The thing is already curved
what more does he want.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Oct 1, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
a screw
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
by Man Mountain on Oct 1, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
"le loses"?
Looks like someone else is infecting the organization
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
by Man Mountain on Oct 1, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck 'em up, Redlegs
Show them why you should never pick a fight with an ugly man.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 1, 2009 12:08 PM EDT reply actions
Has Pujols said anything about yesterday's game?
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It is true he has tar on his dong...
Bronson takes the capsules and crushes them with an Baluba medicinal stone and adds a ‘special’ thickening agent.
When correct consistency is produced he smears it on the appropriate place and presto – he’s almost unhittable. Always trying new ‘supplements’ that are yet to banned. Bronson is a leader in baseball science.
http://www.herbsgardenshealth.com/images/Ladies_Supplements_Pics/Premier_Health_Dong_Quai.JPG
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They're probably saying, "Holy shit, it's Kip Wells and Scott Rolen's Reds!"
“Yeah, I’ll bet that’s what they’re saying.”
by Brendanukkah on Oct 1, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey isn't that the bear that the kid was flying around on that god awful movie
“The Never Ever Ever Ending Story?
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Look alikes - well it thought it was a bear and the olsen twins are Aliens
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In other news
I just learned that if cookies and brownies are substitutes and the price for cookies goes up, then…
I am flipping burgers for taco bell…
Gotta love multiple choice stuff…
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I learned all about that from the liner notes from Prodigy's "Fat of the Land"
Ah, high school in the late 90’s…
by Brendanukkah on Oct 1, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I especially liked it when he sings
Oh, Lawd, I’m on my way)
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I'm in the middle of class... pretty sure I won't be able to watch that without laughing and making everyone watch me...
Just judging by the title…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I hate you guys...
I’m really tempted to click on that, but know it would be a terrible idea
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
do it
if the professor says anything, just say “my tuition pays your salary!”
they love that kinda stuff
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
that's incredible
I had the exact same thing happen to me 10 years ago. For the first time I feel connected to my generation.
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
by Man Mountain on Oct 1, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Game on!
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 1, 2009 12:43 PM EDT reply actions
Cowboy going all forensic on us
with a side of some ol’ brown sugar applesauce ribs
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
hopeully when I go back to the dorms between classes it'll be on...
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What's this?
nobody on, 2 out for Votto… who’da thunkit
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love how Pujols and Holliday
are showing class and asking the ump to check the balls.
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Arroyo fights back
"That’s what happens. It’s from playing in every other park where there’s so much mud on the balls that that black stuff comes off on young fingers every time. I guess he said I went to my hat time every time. Yeah, I grab my (crotch) and do 8,000 other twitches. What you want me to do about it? That’s how I pitch."
The real question is what word did Arroyo use rather than “crotch”.
The Reds need a new manager, one like Putin.
Also
I already posted this farther up the thread fail.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 1, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Including the crotch comment
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 1, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
COMMON
Don’t try to tell me that Kip Wells is the best guy we have to start here.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Micah Owings is warming up in the bullpen...
Why the hell couldn’t he have started the game?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Exactly.
To whomever decided that Kip Wells should start over Micah Owings, I say:
Fuck you.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I'm fine with Wells being in the bullpen now...
but we know by now that he’s simply not a major league starter.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Chris Carpenter just hit a Grand Slam.
Kip Wells, you’re a turd-burglar.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Stop running it up, La Russa
It’s the first inning for fuck’s sake
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
Just a nice low line drive
into the left-field stands
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Too bad Jay dropped the easy ball in left
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Yes, Kip Wells certainly does suck
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Oct 1, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions
Let Kip face Pujols... bean him with a tarball...
Then he can get thrown out and suspended.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
I feel less bad about going to lunch
And pretty soon I’ll have to set up a projector and sit through a webinar about our Employee Assistance Program.
That won’t be fun either, but did Chris Carpenter seriously just hit a grand slam? Jesus.
-Scrabbles
And then took out the home plate ump.
Is that what you call the counseling program for employees?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I guess I'm not seeing what there is to learn.
Does that really need more than a page or two in the employee handbook?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Also while at lunch
“Rio” by Duran Duran came on my iPod, and I kicked myself for not realizing earlier how well Arroyo fits in that song.
“And when he shines, he really shows you all he can. Arroyo, ’royo dance across the Rio Grande!”
ooohhhhhhh
sorry, im a little slow on the uptake. i just finished a webinar on swine flu prevention.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 1, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Janish?
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Oct 1, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope the Cardinals get bulldozed in the playoffs for pulling this weak whiny shit in a meaningless series.
Also, Kip Wells, thank you for removing yourself from any discussions about the future of this team. Now go fuck yourself.
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Jesus this delay is taking forever
I used to ump….it shoudn’t take this damn long for an ump to change into the gear.
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and miss
the Cowboy giving the most rambling, incoherent breakdown on the Philadelphia Phillies imaginable?
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
I loved that.
How many words did it take him to say that he thinks the Phillies are good hitters?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Christ on a hubcap that wait was terminal
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Rolen got the bean ball
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
Scott Rolen just got hit?
Let the punches fly.
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What's this beanball crap on Rolen?
Some kind of dumb retribution? Wells was terrible. It’s not like he meant to do that.
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As good as Carpenter is
I am pretty confident he meant to do that.
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Or maybe not
after an outside curve to Bruce…he stared at the baseball he got back…not enough mud on it, perhaps?
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Time to remind everyone
that Dusty Baker eats white toddlers.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Oct 1, 2009 1:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Once again the complex machinations of Dusty's hitting tactics are revealed
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by Madville on Oct 1, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This game is over
Only question now is if Carpenter throws a no-no.
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Not a chance
I just posted Dusty’s How to hit in the Majors chart and emailed it to the little Gnome guy in the dugout to pass out to the hitter.
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mads
i’ll call you after i get off this call at work. are you available to talk in fifteen minutes or so?
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Hey Gang
Looks like Owens may have found his niche. I know some folks want him to start but I think he’s gonna be more valuable out of the pen. Esp. in long relief cause he gets to hit..
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If he lasted more than 3 innings yes.
Jay Bruce will become a major league baseball STAR, starting in April, 2010.....
it's just the accumulated mud of a long season
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by Man Mountain on Oct 1, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
No more no-no
now it’ll be just a run-of-the-mill shutout loss…
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run-of-the-mill?
dude, 8-1 blowout wins have become run-of-the-mill now. check your program.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 1, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
i heard it!
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
Hey MM
Do you have any interest in the Oct 30 Holy Ghost Tent Revival show at Local 506?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
yes i do, as a matter of fact
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
Wha...?
Stubbs got picked off at first. Owings is still at third, and now Sutton’s on first.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Yahoo's f'ed up then.
It said Owings picked off at home, catcher to first. And Stubbs was on first. That didn’t sound right, so I was confused.
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
Yeah, it was catcher to first.
But the pickoff was of Stubbs.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
that makes much more sense.
Thanks, Gray. Glad we have knowledgeable, helpful mods around here!
"If it wasn't this, it'd be something else."
i love how much that's eating at justin007000
People, please. We're all frightened and horny, but we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring
i imagine eventually
justin will run off to the other side of the internet and start his OWN Red Reporter, and it will be SOOO much better!!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 1, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
i was this close to posting a pic of Jerry Lewis' Nutty Professor on Yom Kippur
but instead i went with Koufax.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 1, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Just a persoal aside
Thans ‘tHan – you’re da man.
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Well...
I’m gonna get a power nap before my last class- Biochem lab… Peace
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You know crolfs I was just surfing the net
It is what I do when blathermounth and clownboy are on the TV.. and I ran across this delightful surfer…
FAofthe G – after all the season is almost finished
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I just noticed some unfortunate facial hair
on their shortstop.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Today's Cardinal's starting team has got to be among the top in the league
unattractive players starting with Chris Carpenter and ending with LaLoser
YEP
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so
What happened to Kip?
Injury or suckitude?
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Well you cannot, just can't win 'em all
Time for the Madster to roll on to work for a while
Go Reds – and Gray for you buddy
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Well damn
there goes the 80 win season, huh? Can we start trying to injure them or something to keep this interesting?
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Roar?
People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Oct 1, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions
No Roar.
People always asking, 'Uncle Jemima, why you sell booze?' I say 'sell whatchu know' and I knows about booze.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Oct 1, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank goodness
That run differential was getting a little too close to mediocre. Can’t be messing with the pythag.
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Just got done with my webinar
I can have unlimited calls to a counselor – any time of day! Oh, you better believe that’s getting abused.
Another HBP?
What do we have to do to get a bench-clearing brawl around here?!?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
this is why the pythag theory sucks
we’re just another .500 team over the past week in run differential now..
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by RedinWrigleyville on Oct 1, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions
It doesn't suck
it just doesn’t work on a small sample like a week. It’s not intended to work that way.
Definitely a good argument.
I need no excuse for this breakage of rules
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thats quite the wardrobe malfunction...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 1, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
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