Reds are looking for mascot performers
This is your chance to creep kids out and fondle fans and not get arrested immediately!
10 months ago
Slyde
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I've heard a rumor
that John Wayne Gacy, Jr. is Gapper.
"I'm standing at the plate thinking, Where are my hands? Where's this, where's that? Before I know it, the pitch is there and I'm completely out of rhythm." -
-- Adam Dunn
by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Jan 9, 2009 3:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Craig Sager is retiring?
All Mickey Mouse films are founded on the motif of leaving home in order to learn what fear is.
by Man Mountain on Jan 9, 2009 5:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I didn't know
that was a full-time job.
I’m too short to be a mascot. :-(
I wonder if there are height limits for the grounds crew…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2009 6:41 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
I'm apparently too tall.
We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.
by Gray on Jan 12, 2009 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I could use a job.....
(insert Man Mountain’s cartoon pic of old pedaphile)
Mads, he is a crazy old man. Plus we have kinda had the same sabrametric evolution togeather.
Justin
by Madville on Jan 10, 2009 9:13 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Eh, why not?
I put in an application. I need something to do this summer.
by Bertemus Dorsi on Jan 14, 2009 1:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
If you get the job
I’m charging you with keeping a diary about the experience. This is front page feature stuff!
by Brendanukkah on Jan 14, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd, great idea
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
by jch24 on Jan 14, 2009 5:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think you should just start saying
Rec’d, cause I’m a rec whore.
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
by Slyde on Jan 15, 2009 10:00 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
It got me wondering how many of jch's posts were just informing someone that he had rec'd them
It’s also interesting that he shows more courtesy to anoymous internet posters than to his anonymous baby-mamas.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 15, 2009 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like 189
Still seems low.
by Brendanukkah on Jan 15, 2009 10:20 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
considering we've only had the rec system for 10 months
that’s a pretty high rate.
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
by Slyde on Jan 15, 2009 10:25 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to catch up since I was scolded for chasing the profanity record.
"I AM ARABIC FOR SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- by sukr on Jan 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST
by jch24 on Jan 15, 2009 11:28 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
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