Better Know a Nickname: Joey Votto
by Cy Schourek on Jan 8, 2009 7:11 PM EST
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So Hova closely (1 vote) won our first nickname elections. So everybody better be puttin' up their dynasty signs in 2009.
via cusecountry.com
ok, so the poll is up, so vote however you like. I figure that if the "quit it Cy" option gets a respectable number of votes, we can end this right here, and my love-child here can end in a messy abortion
Oh, and that link is safe, so don't freak out and yell at me, even if abortion humor is "insensitive" and "politically dangerous" and what-have-you
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I like Votteaux and Vottomatic For The People
Instead of the Governor, maybe the Prime Minister? More power and more Canadian.
"You are not my ass." - Reynard
by BK on Jan 8, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
i think these posts should end
when a truly great nickname is coined, people will pick up on it and it will become the nickname…
Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill
by chandrathan on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Except for B*tch T*ts...
I am still waiting for the B*tch T*ts-erizing button on the interface.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
maybe they are saving it for opening day
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by chandrathan on Jan 8, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd
Enough of these nicknames. If “Hova” is the best we can do for Jay Bruce, then we need to be talking about something else.
by Brian B on Jan 8, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
and i'll rec that
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by chandrathan on Jan 8, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
double rec'd
no offense intended, but nicknames just have to flow outta da game threads. they just happen naturally.
by obc2 on Jan 8, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
kinda like a paternity suit with JCH?
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Jan 8, 2009 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
if you keep trying
eventually you’ll find a jch joke that’s funny…
or you will kill the trend dead…
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by chandrathan on Jan 8, 2009 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm predicting the ladder
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
by Slyde on Jan 8, 2009 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
cannuck hoser
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Jan 8, 2009 8:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Mounted Canadian Hoser
Mads, he is a crazy old man. Plus we have kinda had the same sabrametric evolution togeather.
Justin
by Madville on Jan 8, 2009 8:45 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Joe the Canada
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Jan 8, 2009 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I swallowed all of your ideas
I’m going to digest them and see what comes out the other end.
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
by Slyde on Jan 8, 2009 9:04 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
i have seen angela naked 0 times
"Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions!"- Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.
by justin007000 on Jan 8, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
are you watching an office repeat
when the national title game is on?
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by chandrathan on Jan 8, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
um
yes, and I don’t care
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
by Slyde on Jan 8, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
ok then
It’s probably a solid decision
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by chandrathan on Jan 8, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's okay
I’m about to fire up the PS3 and play some Resistance 2.
"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."
by jch24 on Jan 8, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
..and I STILL like Votto von Bismarck.
the Iron Chancellor! That’s fear-striking, right?
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jan 8, 2009 10:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Barring a miracle
It looks like Flordia is the national champion.
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by BubbaFan on Jan 8, 2009 11:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Not that impressed
You’re telling me Utah can’t give them a game after the showing vs. Alabama?
This is where the BCS sucks. Utah got screwed.
"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."
by jch24 on Jan 8, 2009 11:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Florida is the best team
but Utah did get screwed…
4th in the coaches poll? ridiculous
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by chandrathan on Jan 9, 2009 8:56 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Utah?
I think the best team in the country is USC.
by obc2 on Jan 9, 2009 5:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
usc got beat by a bad team
Utah went unbeaten, stomped Alabama, and beat a fair number of top 25 teams.
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by chandrathan on Jan 9, 2009 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
usc is probably better though
I just think Utah has a better claim to the national title
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by chandrathan on Jan 9, 2009 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
and that's why the college football system sucks
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by chandrathan on Jan 9, 2009 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
change you can believe it?
Obama renews plea for college football playoffs
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by BubbaFan on Jan 9, 2009 5:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Three Top 25 teams to be exact
"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."
by jch24 on Jan 9, 2009 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
rick reilly says four
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by chandrathan on Jan 9, 2009 5:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Rick Reilly...
"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."
by jch24 on Jan 9, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
you are wrong...look at the final rankings
alabama 6th
tcu 7th
oregon state 19th
byu 21st
all beaten by Utah.
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by chandrathan on Jan 9, 2009 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I dont care
I dont want a playoff system, and I might be in the minority…no problem. i like the endless debating and bitching and moaning.
And I hope an underdog wins March Madness in the next couple years, its been many years since anyone but an established program won it all.
by obc2 on Jan 10, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
that's not a surprising stance coming from an OU fan
not on the basketball front anyway
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by chandrathan on Jan 10, 2009 5:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I am totally with you on the anti-playoff front
by Brendanukkah on Jan 10, 2009 5:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Not surprising from an OSU fan
no team has benefited from the BCS more than Ohio State
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by chandrathan on Jan 10, 2009 6:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
hmm...
nope
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by chandrathan on Jan 10, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
florida has been good enough to win their games
Because of being the only good team in the Big 10, OSU keeps getting gifted BCS games that they have no business being in. That’s why they get embarrassed in a lot of those games. The only team thats fans should like the BCS as much as OSU’s is Notre Dame
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by chandrathan on Jan 10, 2009 9:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Im Irish and catholic
I love me some ND.
by obc2 on Jan 10, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ooh, ooh! Me too!
I mean about being Irish and Catholic. I can’t stand Notre Dame.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jan 10, 2009 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
How'd OSU do against PSU this year?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jan 10, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
PU
We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches
by Slyde on Jan 10, 2009 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Th ar's right! :)
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jan 10, 2009 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Th ar's = That's
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jan 10, 2009 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
oh
I was wondering if it was talk like a pirate day again.
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by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2009 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah
I guess their schedule shows where they were ranked at the time of the game.
"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."
by jch24 on Jan 10, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
yep
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by chandrathan on Jan 10, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Here's a good Votto nickname:
Left Fielder.
I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats. - Bill Veeck
by PeteyHendrix on Jan 9, 2009 12:22 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
He's not fat enough.
Mads, he is a crazy old man. Plus we have kinda had the same sabrametric evolution togeather.
Justin
by Madville on Jan 9, 2009 1:49 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Domo arigato, Mr. Joey Votto
“Mr Roboto” by the Styx style
by Snake the Jake on Jan 10, 2009 10:30 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
They used to use that song
for his at-bat music. He hated it.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jan 10, 2009 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
"Rush, dammit! I asked for Rush!"
by Brendanukkah on Jan 10, 2009 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Votto's at bat music should definitely be Arrogant Worms.
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by andromache on Jan 10, 2009 1:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
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