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Better Know a Nickname

OK, so there was a bit of feuding here earlier on nicknames for some of our favorite Reds, so I figure'd we ought to do this democratically (because nobody trusts our Dear Leaders...and plus, now that Boobs has returned, I'm expecting a putsch any day).

So it looks like the Wiki needs updating anyways...I've tried, but I really get confused every time I try. So in order to nickname our Reds, I say we put it to a vote.

We will do the following Reds, hopefully:

Bruce, Votto, Volquez, Cueto, Harang,  Phillips, Cordero

We could do more, but lets not get ahead of ourselves here...lets just see how this first one works.

I've put down a few options for what we should call Bruce. My personal pick is "Hova" but apparently it isn't a whitewash. So lets put it up to you, our readers. Please do any politicking in the replying, and if we need new options, then we can redo the poll.

Hopefully we'll give this a week, and keep going and we'll see how successful this is.

So to the ballots!

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