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JANUARY 2OTH - THE BIG DAY!

That's correct Jan. 2o is Mad's birthday AND it is the official Martin Luther King Jr. day too...oh and they're inaugurating that Obama fellow too. I would like to take a moment and thanks those of you who had the kahunas to actually buy me birthday presents, Not too late BTW to grab three canned goods of your choosing and drop them off at your local homeless shelter, drop in center or at Slyde's Mom's basement. As I've grown older, I've mellowed a lot and life is pretty damn good. However, I feel the need to share a few thoughts on those things in life still annoy the hell out of me. Maybe you have some you'd like to share too. 1. The Ice Capades - enough said 2.Shortstops that are stuck at 2nd base 3. Tired Old Queens - so fussy 4. Condi Rice's Hairstyle 5. 1970's MLB uniforms - Esp. the Red's 6. Tribute Bands - Esp. a Grateful Dead Tribute Band 7. Nancy Pelosi - Some people will never be 'bi-partisan' 8. Judy Grimes - Some people will never be funny 9. Grossly overweight women bowling in Capri pants 10. People of 60 who think they're 'Hep Cats' - e.g. Sgt. McCain 11. The sMarty and Clownboy show 12. Consensual sex between obese intellectual men over 80. 13 Anal Plugs 14. 98% of Organized religious activity - Except Turtle's church 15. WalMart - or any other fundamentalist organization,
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