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Jesus Tapdancing Slyde!

 Thank you, thank you, thank you Threepenny Review and Arts and Letters Daily.

The Red Reporter with a "Utility Belt"?

Yeah, more like a dance belt and a tube of chapstick:

At the beginning, both the name and the maneuver it labeled were a kind of gimmick, something to set him apart from the hundreds of tap dancers still flooding show business. In another way, Slyde was already unlike most of the other black hoofers of his generation and older. Their motto was "Never took a lesson in my life"; he learned his craft in a dancing school.

It wasn't just any dancing school. Located across the street from the New England Conservatory of Music, where young Jimmy took violin lessons, Stanley Brown's school was a hub of the black entertainment world. The greatest dancers of the age—Bill "Bojangles" Robinson, John Bubbles, and others—came by to visit, observe, teach a little, inspire. The students were required to practice tap fundamentals and take ballet, and the recitals were like professional shows, with agents in the audience.

One of the regular instructors, "Schoolboy" Eddie Ford, was a specialist in slydes, and he put together an act for Slyde and another student, Jimmy "Sir Slyde" Mitchell. As the Slyde Brothers, the two teenagers did flips and splits in the manner of the Nicholas Brothers, but slydes were their trademark.

Star-divide

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via i15.photobucket.com

Wife? Children? A life beyond his mother's basement and Gregory Hines' jealous gaze?

Piffle:

Offstage, he was a private man, close to his parents until their deaths, ever the gentleman but a little slippery, reclusive, difficult to know. (The missing fingers on his right hand added to the mystery.)

He was fond of word play and tended to speak metaphorically, often in little tap koans that could sound like platitudes but would work in the minds of his pupils like slow-release pills, gradually gaining resonance, or time bombs, long opaque then making sense in a flash.

Lessons about the dance resonated as lessons about life: "You've got to fall," he'd say, "and you've got to learn how to get up, gracefully. Like you never fell. Everybody slydes sometime."

The shockingly truthful shocking video of truth!

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via www.traditionintap.org

 

 

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He got on a burlesque circuit and tried Chicago and San Francisco

The Cincinnati brain drain is bad enough, but the beefcake drain has gone on far too long. How many Slydes must we lose before we stand up to the zoning board?

by ken on Sep 9, 2008 12:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

huh

i didnt know Slyde was black.

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 9, 2008 1:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There's a lot about me that you don't know

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2008 8:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I asked them to de-emphasize my package for the drawing

I wanted to maintain some modesty.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2008 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how very noble of you

the last thing this country needs is a stat geek superhero with ostentatious junk.

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 9, 2008 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was so much older then

I’m younger than that now.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2008 8:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd tap that

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 9, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

but I’d feel really conflicted about it.

Overserved and underwhelmed.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 10, 2008 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's unusual.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 9, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slyde's greatest competitor - Johnny 'tHan' Slippers

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 9, 2008 9:44 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's near me!

I live in a real place!

Retired pro wrestling has justified me!

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 9, 2008 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's apparently more to the story...

or so claims TMZ.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 9, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It looks like Ashley hadn't heard

that most pro-wrestling organizations outlawed disfiguring oneself for purposes of furthering the drama.

Overserved and underwhelmed.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 10, 2008 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just so you know 'what' you 're getting 'into'

Certainly a looker!

Personally I think that this photo is harmful to the reputation of any self respecting Appalachian….

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 10, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ashley Flair - Man Mountain's not secret anymore lover...

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 10, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Appalachian State!

Q. How many batteries does it take to defeat Michigan?

A. 1-AA

by Brendanukkah on Sep 10, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She wears that shirt with great pride as though it were Shawnee State

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 11, 2008 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sports and Academics

Since App State repeated as FCS Champions their applications for admissions have gone up 50%.

That’s a pretty amazing spike.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 11, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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