Game 144: Reds at Brewers
Cincinnati Reds at Milwaukee Brewers, Sep 8, 2008 8:05 PM EDT
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Volquez could have 4 or 5 starts left depending on how strictly the Reds stick to a 5-man rotation. So, he's got an outside chance at 20 wins, but it's doubtful. I don't know how important 20 wins would be given that it would simply be a cherry on the crap sundae that is this season.
Then again, Volquez and Arroyo have a chance to do something that hasn't been accomplished in the NL since 1986. That is, they can combine for more than 32 wins while playing for a team that finished at least 10 games under .500. The last pair of pitchers to accomplish that in the NL were Fernando Valenzuela (21 wins) and Orel Hershiser (14 wins) for the Dodgers in 1986 while playing for a team that finished 73-89. Yeah, pitcher wins are a lousy stat to follow, but c'mon, I'm grasping at straws this late in the season.
In other news, if the Reds win the rest of their games and the Brewers lose the rest of theirs, the Reds will finish one game in front of the Brewers at the end of the season. I think that makes the goal pretty clear.
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We cheered for 30-30 for BP last year
I’m cheering for 20 wins for the Wagon this year. Which is nice, because it will also mean that the Reds have won when he gets a victory. Synergy! Formerly Riverfront.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 6:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FIRST
even though i’m second. I love having internet again.
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by justin007000 on Sep 8, 2008 6:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
also i get two points
because i am back in Ada, but can actually watch Reds games because i am off campus and finally have decent cable.
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by justin007000 on Sep 8, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's nothing decent about a Reds game, son
Now, if only got got Mad Decent cable…
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
shit
Look at the lineup via Fay:
Patterson, CF
Keppinger, SS
Phillips, 2B
Votto, 1B
Encarnacion, 3B
Bruce, RF
Castillo, LF
Bako, C
Volquez, P
What a crappy 7-8-9-1-2 With everyone up here, no way Bako, Keppinger (Yes, I said It), and Patterson should start. Anyone else see Kepp’s OPS since the All-Star break? Its pretty sad, hovering around the .600 mark. I think that should put to rest of moving Kepp to 3B full time in 09.
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by MixFMKyle on Sep 8, 2008 6:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Keppinger
Actually, I was wrong. Its much worse
July OPS – .496
August OPS – .572
Sept OPS- .551
Why are we leaving him at the Number 2 hole?
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by MixFMKyle on Sep 8, 2008 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Patterson
July OPS – .269
August OPS- .659
Sept OPS- .686
Throw out July when Patterson spent time with the Bats, Corey has been a better offensive player than Keppinger. Who’d of thunk?
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by MixFMKyle on Sep 8, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is Dusty's getaway day lineup
fer serious
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2008 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA!
Nothing. How are you doing? no…
(been watching The Office, Season 2)
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's the best second season of the office evar!!!!!
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im great, 'tHan
ks for asking.
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They aren't up yet
They’re being called up tomorrow.
This might be the last hurrah for some in the lineup. Three have to go to make room for hte callups.
Or two, if they put Cherry on the 60-day DL.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 8, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought I read Cherry was almost ready to come back?
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
please put cherry on the 60 day
it will lower the reds price for the rediculous extension they will regret in 2010, 11, and possibly 12, and maybe even 13.
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by justin007000 on Sep 8, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
looks like Dusty
is laying down for the Brew Crew. Think he is still bitter toward the Cubs?
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was reading that at 6 months a human child is already capable
of being embarrassed by a parent’s love of Jimmy Buffett.
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not mine
she wears her margaritaville clothing with pride…
of course she also likes her cincinnati reds clothes, so she may not have good taste
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She wishes she had a pencil thin mustache
Then she could solve some mysteries too.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both Kepp and Corey have stunk it up.
The only person on the planet who would consider Kepp as the starting 3rd baseman in the number 2 slot would be:
Dutsey (thats right D U T S E Y) Bakedbrains.
So we’ve got C-Dick who been raking a bit, and Rosales, A. Phillips and Hannigan and oh it doesn’t matter Dutsey only wants to prove his claim that the Reds team w/Grif and Dunn etc was not Walt’s and his team. Small ball forever dudes! Who’s on Monday Night Football?
Minnesota at Green Bay 7:00 PM ESPN Lambeau Field
Denver at Oakland 10:15 PM ESPN McAfee Coliseum
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by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 6:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dickerson has a gimpy ankle
at least that is what Marty said yesterday before he had the pinch hit in the 9th?
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
100% chance of rain
Lovely. At least Miller Park has a roof. Just think about Aaron Rodgers, having to make his first start on Monday night, against a divisional opponent, trying to shake the ghost of Brett Favre, in the rain. Lucky guy.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn you
My score is going up, yet I’m losing by more? Go figure.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
which league are you in?
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we ask them to open the roof...
So perhaps a different lineup can be used to try to win a game for Voltron?
I think perhaps Juan Castro might be available. He would fit right into this lineup.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Sep 8, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i forgot he played for Cincinnati this season
it seems so long ago.
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by justin007000 on Sep 8, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Stanton came to Spring Training
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by justin007000 on Sep 8, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Kent Mercker pitched
I wouldn’t mind seeing him as a coach next year.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or a boring broadcaster
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Sep 8, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Murker is actually pretty interesting, Methinks he would be a great coach
and someday a manager…I mean if coach Narron…
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by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, he is a pitcher
only catchers can manage.
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by justin007000 on Sep 8, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The next home run hit tonight will be homer number 250,000 in MLB history
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Sep 8, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gary Sheffield did it
He was determined. He hit #249,999 and #250,000.
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Sep 8, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
time to celebrate with some coke and whores!
it’s what the doctor ordered
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget the complimentary Joe Morgan tongue bath
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When is Brett Myers going to hit #250,000?
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gio Gonzalez makes the contribution of giving up 3 HRs in the game
and also hurting my fantasy team in the playoffs.
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did he really?
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by BubbaFan on Sep 8, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just another day on The Greatest Offense of All Time
/spring training
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how fitting would that be
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or a leadoff pop out
Followed by a Keppinger pop out. Ahh, the game is underway!
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a stupid counting stat
It tell me nothing about opportunity
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the game delayed?
MLB.tv is giving me Harold “Huggy Arms” Reynoids
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Huggy Arms?
You could have gone Huggy Bear and then someone could have called you racist.
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Sep 8, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ghostbusters III
in production.
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As is my next shit
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ray, anytime someone asks you if you've got to shit?
You say YES!
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Sep 8, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
akroyd wants rogan and apatow to do it
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is Ghostbusters
Can’t they get (the good) Belushi?
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Rogan as a Ghostbuster?!
i guess so, but im not 100% on this.
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 8, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I swear
If I hear the word “Favre-like” one more time tonight, I’m going to scream.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 8, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Favrovian
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Favrovian Response
“He’s just having fun out there!”
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Just like he's in his backyard,* throwin' it around"
*(Brett Favre may not have actually ever seen his backyard)
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think if the Reds don't act like there's a game on
then we don’t have to act like there’s a game on.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We're just out here having fun
throwin’ the old thread around. You run a that’s racist out to the lolcat and I’ll rec ya’
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice clean 1-2-3 1st
wow not one of our top 3 hitters would even be in the 1-5 spots on every other ml team
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shoulda just IBB'd him
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by BubbaFan on Sep 8, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Braun stole a base
What…. the fuck?
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And then Fielder hits a grounder to first, which could have been an inning ending double play
I’m already infuriated by our team.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he can steal bases
i remember they kept juggling him and fielder last yr so he could steal more. iguess its easier from the 3 spot or something, at least thats according to yost
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fielder could eat a base but never steal one
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 steals this yr
had 1 that helped me this last week in my fantasy playoffs
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
flipping back and forth
Rodgers doesn’t look bad from what I’ve seen.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Compared to ?
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did they have a shift on Votto?
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 8, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i didnt notice
that would be interesting if they did….
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Braun caught it right of where the SS would normally be.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could see how you'd confuse Ryan Braun with Craig Counsell
similar power numbers along with the looks
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 8, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoops
I forgot they moved him to LF. Counsell then, whateva. :)
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I be added your MLB handicapping newsletter
in addition to your NFL newsletter?
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely
I’m full of opinions, it’s just a damned shame they’re usually wrong.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm only down by 33 now...
four second half adrain peterson touchdowns and you are in trouble!
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were you, I'd stick to the "whatshisname" strategy.
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hopefully they do it again
and he beats it
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The D-Train
Has been stalled at the Single-A Station.
Apparently, he’s won over his minor league teammates by picking up the tab for dinner every night, as well as buying them soap and deodorant. Sometimes he even buys the other team dinner.
Must be weird to be back in A-ball.
And jeez, you’d think the Tiggers could do a little better by their players than Popsicles and peanut butter and jelly. All that sugar can’t be good for you.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 8, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Donde esta el Station?

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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
id keep the dtrain in AAA
if he helped my minorleaguers be better, its almost like the salary your giving him is just going towards his teammates in a way.
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dave Bush is pitching a perfect game through 2 innings.
Yup, a perfect game. Can you believe it? I wonder if he can keep up that perfect game.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
False.
Hova with a double
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 8, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Wee Willie Wilkin with the RBI
GameDay has led me astray again.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"This team needs to get back to playing (team name) football"
You’ll be shocked to learn that said football is always characterized by “smashing mouths,” “getting after it” and perhaps a little “pounding” of “the football.”
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
man bruce has such easy power....
so effortless its crazy
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Castillo, w00t!
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SAFE
No surrender
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If the reds win
Battlekow won’t post teh boobies over here
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so we should root against volquez?
would it be gay to root for the reds?…..shit!!
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude....
i searched his name and clicked on pictures….bad…bad idea
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're new around here, huh?
We really should have a place where new people can go to learn the lessons of those who came before them.
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Sep 8, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol...yeah pretty much
still i got a good laugh out of it too
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Send them to my house.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure, come on over

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Sep 8, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
ROFL

Now you know why infielder Enrique Cruz got tagged with nickname “Gay Porn Star.”
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by BubbaFan on Sep 8, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hint:
It wasn’t because he was light-hearted and happy.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got this student
who continues to use “gay” as a generally pejorative term. He’s a nice kid, but it’s just hard-wired into his vocabulary.
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should get off your lawn.
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Sep 8, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's so gay
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by BubbaFan on Sep 8, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does he have a white South Carolina hat?
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you asking is he's a cock?
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This both homophonic and racist
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
your baby's on your computer again
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
that’s just my inability to type
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The keys are like right next to each other.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was trying to help cover for you, dummy
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
around
nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why don't you guys just get a room and get it over with?
I’m tired of this will they or won’t they crap.
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Sep 8, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“2…4…6…8! Homer’s crime was very great!
[pause]
Great meaning ‘large or immense.’
We use it in the pejorative sense!”
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whew
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kendall's second homer all year
Yup… these are my pitchers.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His 6th HR in his last 2300+ PAs
odd that Volquez gave it up. Only the 11th he’s given up all year.
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Sep 8, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never thought he'd give it up...
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One Enrique Cruz reference and this whole thread gets pretty gay
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 8, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing gay about Rick Rolling
Now Rick House on the other hand.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you post the first result, I'll post the second
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first result I got was far creepier
far, far, far creepier
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
Driver just had a long TD called back on a penalty.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm Feelin' Lucky?
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Sep 8, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I read that all wrong then.
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 8, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never thought he'd let us down
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never thought he (Kendall) would run around
the bases.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've love it if Corey would desert me
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 8, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me representing Reds fans
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 8, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here you go
Beaker as Rick Astley, featuring the Electric Mayhem.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They were due!
Both of them.
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I'm currently enjoying more 90 Shilling Ale
but i’m not enjoying this Reds game.
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 8, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
driver/rodgers just had a 75 yrd touchdown called back by a penalty
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
jch just breathed a sigh of relief
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're playing each other in the RR fantasy football league
And I’m beating his ass. Adrian Peterson needs to turn into Jim Brown for him to have a chance at this point.
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by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
donald driver coulda made up a third of my deficit on that play
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love fantasy football
such a hilarious game
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need Ryan Grant to score around 5 touchdownds to beat chesire
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Sep 8, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this the Beer League?
If so, i’m destroying Verka and his Bengals squad
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 8, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the the RR Beer League?
If so, I’m currently destroying Verka’s predominantly Bengals squad
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 8, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
now with added qualifiers!!
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, the Fleaflicker league
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by BK on Sep 8, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I'm rolling against you
Hopefully you get to play ’than soon!
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by chesirecat on Sep 8, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my team's not that bad
i got screwed on the whole derek anderson thing though
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I got Payton Manning when Peterson was on the board
and I ain’t bitching about it now am I?
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by chesirecat on Sep 8, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
um, no?
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh i thought you weren't either
what happened?
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by chesirecat on Sep 8, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He took a smoke break
And fleaflicker waaaaaaaay overrated QBs for some reason.
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by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was there and posting comments, but i got set to away somehow.
and when I was about to make my pick, it picked anderson for me…
second round no less
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The perils of the live draft
want Matt Schaub?
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by chesirecat on Sep 8, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it could be worse
I need Mason Crosby to throw two picks, commit a fumble, and miss 6 extra points to win a game in one of my other leagues.
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by BK on Sep 8, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ineligible downfield...
then they had 3rd and 9 and threw a 3 yrd pass.
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Braun steals his second base of the night
I’m beginning to think Paul Bako might not be a very good catcher.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i think he needs a couple of more years before you can make that determination...
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the brewers announcers say volquez is slow to the plate
i think i might agree with them….still bako leaves a lot to be desired as a “defensive” catcher
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aflac
Since 1900, who are the two Reds pitchers to win 20 games and strike out 200+ batters?
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by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Frank Robinson
and Dusty Baker
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That has to be one
the other one has gotta be Orval Overall or Ewell Blackwell
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by BK on Sep 8, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You forgot the other one
Noodles Hahn & Jim Maloney
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by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maloney maybe
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by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they give the answer yet?
its probably some old timers
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Noodles Hahn & Jim Maloney
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by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
when you said maloney i pictured matt maloney...
I’m no reds historian thats for sure.
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't recall it happening recently
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AFLAC
What major league record did the Brewers tie in April ’06 against the Reds?
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Four straight HR?
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by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
close. 5 Homers in one inning
Bill Hall
Damien Miller
Brady Clark
JJ Hardy
Prince Fielder
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I vaguely remember that
There was a lot of cursing involved.
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by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of Aflac
Ducks on the pond for Bako!
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope he's current on his bill
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by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice bako up with bases loaded no outs
then the pitcher….so gay
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
baker i hate you so much...
bako’s not far behind
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ducks off the pond
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 8, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Some people say that Gus used to go to that other pond, with all the ducks in it.
One man, no ducks.
I’m Bart Simpson
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that sucked
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by BK on Sep 8, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
AAARGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
I feel like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football when I watch this team.
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by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad Paul Bako is so good at "working with young pitchers"
that he helps the opposing team’s young pitchers as well. Or just any opposing pitcher, really.
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah he sure helped his pitcher out there
my god baker is dumb
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bako really sounded good in BP though
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 8, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what was bako doing in bp?
that’s kinda gay
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Enrique!
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 8, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MySpace
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by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want to know where you found that
or why it’s on Dusty’s Top 8
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by BK on Sep 8, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dunno..
i think you need to give him a couple of more seasons before you can make that determination….
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Patterson shows bunt
I show him the finger, and turn to YouTube videos of the Donnas covering classic rock songs to make me feel better.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Close
REO Speedwagon and KISS. Not exactly smooth.
But I also watched the video for “Hold the Line” by Toto. I never knew that smooth music could rock… so hard!
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flat out terrible.
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 8, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Corey Patterson, struggling more than any player in... Reds history"
-Chris Welsh, truthsayer
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by BK on Sep 8, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
soothsayer?
I can get behind that
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gagne donated $50,000 smackeroos
to a charity helping children with cancer
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
redundant, sorry
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He also donated blown saves
to baseball teams suffering with corey patterson
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
VolKKKKKKKez!
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by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Awwwwwwww damn
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Sep 8, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OUCH
He hammered that ball.
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by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What did I miss?
I’ve been in the ER for 3 hours…
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by crolfer on Sep 8, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
haha, rec'd
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by crolfer on Sep 8, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened?
Reds down 4-1, HR by Hardy & Kendall. Castillo singled in Bruce for the REds run. Bako-Volquez fucked up a bases-loaded/one out situation. You know, the usual.
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by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there were no outs
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you missed
A newbie wondering who Enrique Cruz was, and Googling it.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 8, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least someone is laughing
even if its at me.
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to say
Your post was about the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. :)
Not least because we all did the same. Nobody ever heard of Enrique Cruz when he was called up last year. So of course, we Googled him. o_O
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by BubbaFan on Sep 8, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i got a pretty damn good laugh out of it too
enrique cruz was/is a current prospect! i just assumed he played a few years or something.
damn, this might make me actually google him again
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try looking him up on baseball-reference instead
There’s less gay porn stars there, with one exception to the rule. (Don’t google him, either.)
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by BK on Sep 8, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well done sir
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by jch24 on Sep 8, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
horry kow, rec’d, LGT! style
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by BK on Sep 8, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are actually two prospects
named Enrique Cruz, who are about the same age. Very confusing.
But the gay porn star Enrique Cruz is apparently more famous than either one of them.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 8, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...but if we got them together.....
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crolfer what you doing at the ER ?
You OK ?
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by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, got 4 stitches from baseball conditioning...
We were doing stadium step sprints and I missed a step… cut through to the muscle and cut the muscle at one place… pretty sweet
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by crolfer on Sep 8, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not sure actually... I'm taking Anatomy and Physiology this year...
The muscle wasn’t cut too badly though, they didn’t have to sew it up… just the skin.
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by crolfer on Sep 8, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh right... right on the shin.
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by crolfer on Sep 8, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
counts as a torn muscle doesnt it?
can you play with it?
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
okay okay okay
just stop this filthiness right now.
We’re going to give Madville a heart attack
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, I'll be able to run again in a week or so... I'll just do upper-body stuff during practice till then
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by crolfer on Sep 8, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crolfer you've got to play throught the fucking injuries.
back in the day we’d we just wrap some wet newspaper around and go on and play…
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by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh... I finished the workout... I would have kept going if coach had let me
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by crolfer on Sep 8, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EdE the last 2 weeks (not including tonight)
.286/.417/.514
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bruce had another walk too
These are the type of signs that portend things to Welsh the Soothsayer.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EdE is to the Brewers as
Bill Hall is to the Reds
by ol Pete on Sep 8, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well okay, let me just say he pounds the Brewers.
by ol Pete on Sep 8, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check our wiki
Bill Hall is so good against the Reds that he became the namesake for the All-Star team of players who perform significantly above their career stats against the Reds. The Hall-Stars, if you will.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really
.261/.339/.823 in 177 PAs. Perhaps the 8HR were memorable?
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
career splits vs. Brewers
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose it is
1.061 OPS, wow
Still not Bill Hall-esque
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
10! 10 strikeouts for the Wagon!
Ah, ah, ah, ha!
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
VolKKKKKKKKKKswagen
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by BK on Sep 8, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bako's been solid behind the plate tonight to go along with the solid night batting
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 8, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of GAY - Craig counsel now has added a body humping dance in his stance
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by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they put up a chart comparing favre/rodgers 1st games
and tirico says “i hope we dont do this week after week”
apparently he forgot who he works for
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like no 20 wins for Volquez this year
Unless there’s some relief outings. Dusty, I’m looking at you.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and Dusty is looking at a Redbook from March 2003
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty doesn't really care - he's only concerned about proving his point about who's team this is.
That’s just a fake cover MM inside is a 1977 Field and Stream
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by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cherry Hudson Junior sighting
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by BK on Sep 8, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't look like he's going on the 60-day DL...
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by BK on Sep 8, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't look like tHom will ever shup the fuck up either
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by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Hairston coming back allows the Reds to cut Corey
Since they didn’t have any OFers to bring up with the roster expansion
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Sep 8, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck you patterson
wow i didnt realize dave bush was a 20-game winner like pitcher
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Patterson down to .201
Will he? Won’t he?
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His epic quest provides my life with meaning
Politickin' in God's Country
by chesirecat on Sep 8, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thus we shall dub him...
Parsifail.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I support green commenting
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so....big gulps eh?
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by xjjeep90 on Sep 8, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Patterson's return is predicated on Diskey's Daughter's level of satisfaction
Not Corey’s BA
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by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll have what he's having. Hemlock, is it?
Ice water.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm only interested in the second game to see
Michael Bush from…..Louisville.
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by xjjeep90 on Sep 8, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
props for it not being to see the guy from arkansas
the raiders will suck until they get those youg’ns some lineman
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't ruin it, I don't have Showtime
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by BK on Sep 8, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn't ruin it...
but it’s the next to last episode of the season, so she’s gotten herself into another predicament!
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was a bomb
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Votto certainly is blossoming into a blooming power hitter!
tHom thinks Joey’s also pretty good looking too boot
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by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
some of the lady friends have said the same thing
when he was here in AAA
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by xjjeep90 on Sep 8, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No doubt - but would Joey go for a guy like tHom?
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by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burton sighting..go Jared
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by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
2 innings yesterday off an injury and he throws him right back out there??
….little risky IMO
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAR Har Har Har
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by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Braun - The 2008 winner of the 'What Race am I' contest
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by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Votto next year
25 homeruns, 40 doubles, 90+ rbi, .300 should be obtainable. I’m looking forward to 2009
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh Oh - Is Ryan evangelically challenged?
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by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He doesn't need evangelism
he has a covenant
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed.
i think he might be a better hitting prospect than bruce (right now), bruce is still a little raw.
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah but Bruce will be there in a couple of years
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
boom boom clap
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
boom boom clap
here we go again kids
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Seemingly down the only road we've ever known
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like a drifter I was born to clog alone
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was posting, then your post showed up, so i had to cancel
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should have made up your mind
about not wastin’ no more time
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm just another heart in need of rescue
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Castille looking good.
(maybe he’s not tHom’s type)
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by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i could live with him and hannigan next year at C
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 8, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my next post will be 16,000
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i just noticed that i passed 11,000 tonight!
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LLM on deck
Triple play?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Sep 8, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LLM sighting game to end now
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no kidding
He has to lead the league in game ending at bats
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOM BOOM CLAP
And I am so freakin glad that Dusty did not make that kid bunt
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oooohhh billy billy bill-y
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Sep 8, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not as bad as gitp
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit the ball towards Prince - he might just eat it
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Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We really needed something out of that at bat
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"K"orey time
Oh goody!
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by BK on Sep 8, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
boom boom clap
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Corey hasn/t hit the ball out of the infield time for Dusty's Law of Averages - please
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
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by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOM BOOM CLAP
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
File under: That's racist
Valentine’s batting stance makes him look exactly like th fat Aguilar brother from the Bad News Bears.
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that's racist!
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 8, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luckiest. Hit. Ever.
I don’t hate you as much right now, Corey
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Sep 8, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
pitcher playing hackeysack with the baseball
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 8, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
damn!!
that would have scored two if it hadn’t clipped the pitcher
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
thats the luckiest shit ive ever seen
that buys him the starting job for the rest of the yr
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If Torres hadn't botched that it would have probably scored two
so…kind of unlucky?
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cowboy says no.
Corey hit it “too hard” and would have grounded into a double play.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Sep 8, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i kind of want to see it again
and see where weeks was playing
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a break for someone...I guess Corey can't win for losing - too bad.
Uh Oh GIDP – Kepp
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Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
did that put him over .200?
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He was at .201 going into the AB
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by BK on Sep 8, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
does it matter?
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 8, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no PH's available for Kepp?
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FLAT OUT!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Sep 8, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hoorah!!!!!! the high socks strike!
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Sep 8, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW
I flat out apologize to Misters Patterson and Keppinger
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Great AB for Kepp - proved me wrong
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Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Unlikely heroes!
Politickin' in God's Country
by chesirecat on Sep 8, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF??
Why did BP swing at the first pitch. The guy has no clue about situational hitting
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you can blame that on dusty
i really hope he works on that this offseason
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
non clutch EdE coming up ....
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by joshuar9476 on Sep 8, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
EdE w/ bases loaded
.385 career and that includes 2 for 16 this season (before that at bat). He was 18 for 37 before this season.
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Votto will be walked - Chicken Shit Brewers
Doesn’t anybody? in Milwaukee own a gun – shut tHom up one way or another
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
new JTM commercial?
is that one with Chris in the Reds HOF new?
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by xjjeep90 on Sep 8, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
was on all last week
i was on reds vacation the week before that
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by joshuar9476 on Sep 8, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh God why has thou forsaken me...Chris and Bronson Bumping in the Hall
I’m going to hurl
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Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lama sabachthani?
I hope that wasn’t near Vada’s plaque
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were rubbing thier butts right as close to Vada;s face as they could
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flat out fuck yeah!
My computer is soooo slooooow.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 8, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Coco sighting - where's the fucking falg?
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
More than likely
Our closer will leave tonight having amassed 10 decisions.
That’s not exactly a positive thing.
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that's what I'm talking about!!
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
damn that was a bad ass catch by brucie
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by joshuar9476 on Sep 8, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Grffey would have had that easily
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yep. In 1994
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a great catch
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i thought votto was the catch
Am I Right, Ladies?
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bruce: Leathery, Domestic
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by Man Mountain on Sep 8, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
tHom would know
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
... and this one belongs to the Reds!!!!
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
reds win! reds win!!
well we’re not spoilers if we beat both teams in the same race
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and i guess
that doesnt make us racist either?
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
later kids
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by xjjeep90 on Sep 8, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If Bruce misses that it probably ends up a triple
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice to see Corey and Kepp contribute.
I am glad that Hobart didn’t play a role.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Once again, they come from behind to win it in the 9th.
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by BubbaFan on Sep 8, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how many last at bats wins is that this season?
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Enrique Cruz was on our side tonight
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Sep 8, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
been awhile since we did that
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by Caleb on Sep 8, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty doesn't really care - he's only concerned about proving his point about who's team this Reds group belongs to.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dusty doesn't really care - he's only concerned about proving his point about who's team this Reds group belongs to.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dusty doesn't really care - he's only concerned about proving his point about who's team this Reds group belongs to.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
me neither
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wasnt it a joke
you stated a comment well. i thusly comment on the wellness of your somment
by sharks on Sep 8, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow how did that happen? Must be the habd of God
Anyway 450 and counting – RRs never give up…fucking masochists
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
habd = HAND
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone found a torrent for the new hedberg cd?
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who ? Nerfberg Torrent?
I am officially old
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't think that is new information
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Sep 9, 2008 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Votto - 2009 = 30HRs 80 RBIs
Bruce 2009 – 30 HRs 100 RBIs
These guys are up and coming. Only Dusty could fuck these guys up
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Sep 8, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ha mike goldberg
just described the OSU-USC game
as a Mini Cooper running into a locomotive…
by chandrathan on Sep 8, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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