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Game 157: Reds at Astros

Cincinnati Reds @ Houston Astros



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Cincinnati Reds
@ Houston Astros

Tuesday, Sep 23, 2008, 8:05 PM EDT
Minute Maid Park

Edinson Volquez vs Wandy Rodriguez

Mostly clear. Winds blowing in from right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 85.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Edinson Volquez 16-6 3.29 1.34 197 92



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Wandy Rodriguez 8-6 3.73 1.33 118 42


This is probably Volquez's second to last start of the season (he should start next on Sunday).  He needs 3 more strikeouts to become only the 9th Reds pitcher to top 200 Ks for the season.  He also needs only 8 walks to become the first Reds pitcher to walk 100 batters in a season since Mario Soto walked 104 in 1985.  In fact, only two Reds pitchers since 1965 have walked 100 batters in a season - Soto in '85 and Bruce Berenyi in 1983.  Volquez's first season in Cincinnati has definitely been unique.

If you haven't noticed, the Reds have already topped last season's win total.  They've also clinched 5th place in the NL Central for the 5th time in the last 8 years.

The Astros are still technically alive in the Wild Card chase, but realistically they would have to win out and hope for a miracle.  A loss tonight and a win by the Mets drops their elimination number to one.  I'd say the Reds should do their part to make this happen, but they are 2-10 against the Astros this season and 6-21 over the last two seasons combined.  Maybe if they'd stop pitching to Lance Berkman things would change...

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We only have six more of these left in the season

That’s sobering. For as bad as the year has been, it seems like it went by pretty quickly.

Also, I have to wake up at 5:30 in the morning tomorrow, so screw you Astros for being in the Central time zone!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 6:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm a little upset that Stella said yes

And that she doesn’t like Star Wars. And that she’s a Mets fan.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 7:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i can't blame her for not liking star wars...

but i’ll go ahead and say that one episode into the season, big bang theory is a better show

by chandrathan on Sep 24, 2008 11:01 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

While you're up that early,

how about chopping some wood for the old hot stove? With just six games left, it’s almost time.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Sep 23, 2008 6:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is DC United playing a game in East Asia that I didn't hear about?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 23, 2008 6:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are you joining the rowing revolution?

seriously…why so early?

Also, friends of mine are going to the Alanis Morisette concert tonight in Baltimore. Because the one in DC is sold out. Don’t judge my friends, but just be shocked by the fact that Alanis sold out our nation’s capital.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 7:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought only American politicians would sell out in DC

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 23, 2008 7:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have to catch a train down to Newport News to check up on the installation of one of our exhibitions

Have you seen Alanis recently? It’s like after sifting through 10,000 spoons, she found her knife. And also a fork. And then ate and ate and ate to get over being dumped for Scarlett Johansson.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 7:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lineups, via Gameday:

Hairston CF
Kepp 2B
Votto 1B
EdE 3B
Bruce RF
Cabrera LF
Hanigan C
Janish SS
Volquez P

Keppinger is playing 2B!! Keppinger is playing 2B!! crap!!

"for integrity of races and the game" - Dusty Baker

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 23, 2008 6:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jurray for that.

Lets keep 3-4-5 for a while. Lets burn the rest to the ground (after putting Volquez in a flame-retardant suit (and after putting Cabrera in a Pete Rose Gasoline Suit))

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 7:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You hate Hanigan, too?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 7:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not hate by a longshot

but I don’t think he’s the answer.

Unless the question is “which Reds catcher isn’t awful?”

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 7:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

have you watched this team at all this month?

Castillo isnt a catcher. i dont think he ever will be as long as Dusty is running things.

"for integrity of races and the game" - Dusty Baker

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 23, 2008 7:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 7:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"as long as Dusty is running things"

yeah…I think I’m going to go back to being a South Bend Silver Hawks fan.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 7:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

huh?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 7:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not a Cheers fan, are you?

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 23, 2008 7:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

small sample size and all...

but his OPS+ is 103 in 83 PAs.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 7:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

11 SB/5 CS

so he’s caught 31%.

Bako has caught 21 of 74 for 28, and Ross had caught 10 of 34 for 29.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 8:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I bet Wilkin Castillo is Johnny Bench's bastard son

But we’ll never know. Although he’s already surpassed his dad as a left fielder.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 8:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow I offended a whole lot of folks

fine, fine…Hanigan can be extinguished immediately as the bonfire rages. Happy?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 7:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Youngster?

He’s 28, a year older than I am.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 8:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I didn't say I was offended.

Just pointing out that he hasn’t been all that bad…

yet.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 8:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bako: 56

Ross: 95 before he left
LLM: 82

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 7:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm gonna have to sit through this game

cause without Roy Oswalt pitching, the Reds have a chance!

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Sep 23, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're probably right

and I am pissed that I can’t watch the Twins/Sox game

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 23, 2008 8:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

its the ex-Reds-iest time of the year

who else gets frustrated when Casey Daigle comes up on BBRef when you want to find Sean Casey?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 8:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Triple post!

For the people!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 23, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They're skewed because of his callup last year

But Votto’s numbers in September are great. He’s sort of the anti-Dunn in that regard.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 8:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, the game started?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 8:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't want to hear about the Astros' whining

You got one hit in two games. Miller Park didn’t do that.

by ken on Sep 23, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For the love of God

Chris and George are still talking about this.

by ken on Sep 23, 2008 8:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Runners at the corners, one out.

Will anybody score?

My money’s on no.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shows what you know!

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 8:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nuts

That was a Crawford Box Special

by ken on Sep 23, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HR, K...

now time for the third true outcome, eh?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kinda quiet in here tonight...

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can you guys keep it down?

I can’t hear the commercials.

by ken on Sep 23, 2008 8:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry

I just got back here. Are we winning? It’s important to me that the Reds win 78 games.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 23, 2008 8:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's important to all of us!

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 8:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are you thinking of someone in particular?

I’ll be back when I’m done reading some Croatian nationalist literature…which’ll happen soon after I learn Croat. fuck me.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 8:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Obviously

Everyone switched over to Dancing With the Stars.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 23, 2008 9:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if only there was a place on the internet where one could search for such things.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 24, 2008 11:11 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i have been searching...

i thought the answer to all of my problems was to come and ask red reporters.

so have you found me one?

by chandrathan on Sep 24, 2008 11:12 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

200 strikeouts for the Wagon!

That’s nearly as many in 2008 as both jch and boobs.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hooha two hundred strikeouts Tuesdays!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 23, 2008 8:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's like a frat party at Sarah Lawrence College!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 8:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hoo-ha!

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 23, 2008 8:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Little known fact

I’m expecting a kid around xmas, so I didn’t always strike out. :)

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Sep 24, 2008 12:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If the Mets don't make the playoffs,

I couldn’t imagine Mets fan being happy with Omar’s 4 year extension.

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Sep 23, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just like they weren't happy with Mike Piazza's hair extensions

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 23, 2008 8:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Extensions?

You must not be familiar with the silky-smoothness of Prell.

by ken on Sep 23, 2008 8:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

200 K's hoo ha

nice

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Sep 23, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he needs to start walking some boys

or else he’s not going to get the coveted 200/100

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 23, 2008 8:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

by the way

Nolan Ryan achieved the 200/100 a record 8 times in his career. Eight times? Eight, Bob.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 23, 2008 8:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bunt time!

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dusty, please note

Keppinger hits well when he’s played as a second baseman.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Joey Votto hits really well when my fantasy team needs him to in the playoffs

take that Baker’s Dozing (aka ken).

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 23, 2008 8:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really effed up

Lohse and Hamels are on my bench tonight. I just don’t have the energy to keep up with these two-week contests.

by ken on Sep 23, 2008 8:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oooh

that’s gonna hurt. I hope I win by 1 point less than they score tonight.

Did you see that I picked up Jered Weaver? No idea how he is on the waiver wire at this point in the season, but I’ll take it.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 23, 2008 8:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait it's a 2 week final?

You guys are playing to get your money back, right?

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Sep 23, 2008 9:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I mean, at least the Reds aren't bent over by lefties anymore

now that Dunn and Griff are gon

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FWIW

Wandy has a 5.20 career ERA against the Reds coming into this game.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 23, 2008 8:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't let facts get in the way of feelings, please

Castro PHs for Hamilton for a reason, Slyde

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 8:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and I realize that was the WORST example I could've used

but, uh, managers are dumb.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 8:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Castro is intimidating

David Price walked him with the bases loaded yesterday. Cost him a decision in his first big league start.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 23, 2008 8:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Price was very impressive

during the AAA playoff game that i saw him play in

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 23, 2008 9:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GIEE

d’oh!

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 23, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whoa!

Grant Balfour had 56 IP with a 1.45 ERA. Dan O’Brien had the right idea after all!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good evening gentlmen, - Brendan...

A feisty bunch here tonight, getting all hard about Ryan Hannigan, If he can hit .240-.250 keep his OBP close to .300 and knock in a few RBIs we’d actually have a take charge catcher who doesn’t cost an arm and a leg.

Oh, and yes as far as managers go Dusty is stubborn dumb.

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Sep 23, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

como estan, bitches?!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

goodness gracious

pitch efficient this time out, too. No such luck to see those 100 walks, hopefully.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brendan-The JW Marriott Hotel on Pennslyvania Ave

Nice place? This is where next year’s SABR convention is going to be held.

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 23, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Really?

I’ve been to a conference there. Nice place.

by ken on Sep 23, 2008 9:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There's a convention?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 9:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

this year it was in Cleveland when the Reds were there.

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Sep 23, 2008 9:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I assume so

I’ve never been in it, but I drive past it every day. It’s nicely situated. Two blocks from the White House, a couple blocks north of the Mall. You look down Pennsylvania and you get a wonderful view of the Capitol. It’s right across the street from the Willard, which is one of Washington’s most famous hotels. And the Hotel Washington is next to that, with a wonderful sky bar and restaurant (they’re doing construction on it now, but it should be done by next summer).

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 9:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sounds really nice

might end up going to this.

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 23, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

let a brother know if you do

I’ll be slumming in the area as well, most likely

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

definitely

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 23, 2008 9:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm trying to find jobs outside of DC

But chances are I’ll still be here then. I’ll come out. I love conventions and symposia!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

great place to visit..

but i would need way to much money to live there even in the pauper like standards I’m accustomed to

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 23, 2008 9:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Word

Hence why I’m keen to move on.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 9:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Volquez strikes out the side

We might have something with this fellow.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Out of this world scrap

Nick Punto just squeezed home a runner on third and slid safely into first.

Earlier in the inning Griffey dove and missed a flyball, giving Jason Kubel a tripe.

by ken on Sep 23, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tripe?

Is Griffey now losing intestines?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe you should...

…either not post at all if you’re going to type inane comments – or at least hire a writer. If you were attempting wit – keep trying.

/reddrox’d

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Sep 24, 2008 12:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Keppinger is now 3 for 3...

Perhaps he should play second base more often?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Duh...

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Sep 23, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wha...? Like a sabremetrics Convention ?

Is Tony LaRusa going to be there? We could tip Bob off and he could send Walt to DC to talk to him about managing the Reds and Monkeys will also fly out of my ass on fountain square on Xmas morn.

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Sep 23, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sabermetrics

but also a lot of baseball history. From what I have been told, the convention is about 50/50 split between the stats geeks and historians.

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 23, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mutually exclusive?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, not your mom.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 9:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and as a history major

thank God for that

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God was a history major?

why didn’t voltaire let us know?

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 23, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why the past tense?

is God dead?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no,

but I though his ascent into heaven was a euphemism for getting into graduate school

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 23, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If that's what heaven is like

Then I’m even more comfortable with my decision to lead a life of unrepentant sin.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Have fun getting up at 5 am tomorrow

I’ll be thinking of you when I wake up

7 hours later

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
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by Man Mountain on Sep 23, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The oath I just uttered in your direction

Is enough to get me the small envelope from the Celestial Office of Admissions.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My advisor to me, today, after I explained what I had been doing for the past two weeks...

“So what, exactly, have you been doing for the past two weeks?”

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I meet with my thesis advisor Thursday

there are a lot of books in my room that are unread, and will remain unread until then.

Thankfully, I’m still undergrad.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just you wait...

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am intrigued by your xmas proposal

And wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Sep 24, 2008 12:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They just announced Reds Fest Dates

December 12th and 13th.

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 23, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think EE got a gift walk on that one...

Wandy was pissed

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 23, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bruce

with three Ks in three ABs. Impressive!

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

99 pitches for Wandy

And nine of them have struck out Bruce three times. I love the kid, but he can be maddeningly frustrating with his strikeouts. Moreso than I ever was with Dunn.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bruce will soon become the NEW DUNN

Marty’s probably bitching about him already.

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Sep 23, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

will he OPS+ > 130?

because yeah, I could live with that. Even if he gets run out of town 7 years from now.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well Ken, I can only respond to Mr sMarty with a hearty:

FUCK YOU OLD MAN

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Sep 23, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ty Wiggington is scary looking

very vapid – kinda like one might imagine a child molester, big and dumb and viscious.

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Sep 23, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

on Gameday

he looks like an Anglo LLM

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ALM?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I imagine an Anglo Love Machine

Would be brief, awkward, and apologetic.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

rec'd

because the mental image of Bill Nighy in a Skinemax production is epic.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he would also remind his lover

to finish his Latin prep before going out for ruggers.

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by Man Mountain on Sep 23, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there was a "his" "her" slip there

and you just missed a great opportunity to build on the “homosexuality at boarding school” joke.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

with Erstad as the PH

this may be the most scrappy 1-2-3 the Reds have faced this year (Wiggington, Ausmas, Erstad)

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by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is wigginton considered scrappy?

never heard that one. his slugging would seem to disqualify him.

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by Man Mountain on Sep 23, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would consider Wigginton more likely to

to eat little Johnny’s dog named scrappy. Fucking pedophile.

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Sep 23, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

your logic escapes me

Wigginton would be “more likely” to eat a child’s dog (than rape him, presumably) and, by virtue of this, is a “fucking pedophile”?

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by Man Mountain on Sep 23, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Madville:

Truthiness we can believe in.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is that as opposed to

a pedophile who refrains from fucking?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that reminds me

of this

(safe link, don’t worry, I’m no battlekow)

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by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

xkcd, for the win sir

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 23, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

c'mon, it's a great analogy!

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No sense getting

Into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble
And bed-wetting

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by BubbaFan on Sep 23, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man Mountain when have I ever lowered my myself to common logic?

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by Madville on Sep 23, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

COMMON!

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's certainly a snappy slogan...Truthiness we can Believe in!

BTW Bill Nighy is almost exactly one year younger than I but looks more like a cadaver than Ty.

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Sep 23, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That certainly is a snappy campaign slogan Cy:

Truthiness we can believe in! And you certainly can believe in your ol’ Pal Mads.

BTW Bill Nighy is almost exactly one year younger than I…but he looks more like a cadaver than puffy boy TY.

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Sep 23, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is it bad

that I always think that Michael Bourn should look like Matt Damon?

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by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the same joke

in three less minutes: 300 Mexicans

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by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But then you have to picture Ed Wade

as Joan Allen last winter, telling his assistants to “get Bourn”

by ken on Sep 23, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm imagining Ed Wade switching places with Joan Allen

And I don’t really see it making much of a difference in either case.

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by Man Mountain on Sep 23, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Defense!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 23, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm not sure if linking to other Reds blogs is a faux pas

but I got a huge giggle out of this bit

Monday’s announced attendance of 13,565 boosted the Reds’ final attendance to 2,058,632, an improvement of 39 over last year’s total.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's not bad

13,565 is pretty decent for a makeup game on a Monday workday.

Hal McCoy said there about 12 people there. Guess he was exaggerating a bit.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 23, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hal
saw

about 12 people there.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stupid code...

inserting line breaks after my HTML tags.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tejada gets in run down so that Bourn can score

and he doesn’t see it

way to waste your wing man, Mike

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by Man Mountain on Sep 23, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This game is boring...at least my RR comrades are always and continuously clever and entertaining.

Excuse me whilst I procure another RED STRIPE imported lager..
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Beer the only beer brewers that never use derogatory and abusive pictures of women in their advertisements.

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Sep 23, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I finally had a red stripe a couple of weeks ago

and was completely unimpressed.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

indeed, they've already moved on to patronizing foreigners

forward thinkers, that crew

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by Man Mountain on Sep 23, 2008 10:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"You are very ugly!"

[gives man Red Stripe]

“Look at the beautiful man!”

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well Gray, Red Stripe is an acquired taste:

The more you acquire
The more you drink
The more you drink
The better it tastes

At least that’s what my son told me when he pawned 2 cases of the stuff off on me.

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Sep 23, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll pass

it was worth the $2 I paid for it, I guess, but only because nothing else was on special.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

location location location

it’s really only good if you are on a caribbean island.

kinda like Corona and Mexico.

by bbjones on Sep 24, 2008 2:36 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did you know?

If you record the words “hooray beer” and play it in reverse it still sounds like “hooray beer”?

/reddit’d

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Sep 24, 2008 12:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Excellent question!

“Today’s poll” on mlb.com:

Which is the most impressive?
A) Brad Lidge 39-for-39 in saves
B) Francisco Rodriguez’s 60 saves
C) Joakim Soria’s 41 saves for last-place KC

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gotta go Joakim

also, props on the Reds for the “fuck pithcing to Berkman!” strategy

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 10:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joakim has the best nickname in MLB

but I would have to go with Lidge or F-Rod

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 23, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my "I believe in Adam Dunn" shirts

were a star-crossed idea. But we need “HOVA” shirts next year. Someone get on my back about it throguh the off season

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was definitely out!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 23, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

replay!

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 23, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

REPLAY!

for the people!!

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by Man Mountain on Sep 23, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

home run

where is the instant replay ??

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 23, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought only the crew chief was supposed to view the video?

I saw two umpires go down the tunnel…werid.

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 23, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

done for the night

and only a bit later than Wandy. Lets hope that this is 17, folks. Take it easy.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Sep 23, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So was it out?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Still under review

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 23, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

George and Chris think it's out

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 23, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

George has come out...I missed something here..

What happened.

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Sep 23, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Show us the replay, GD!

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the ball hit off the top of the yellow

it should be out, right?

"for integrity of races and the game" - Dusty Baker

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 23, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It bounced off of the seat in the first row, back onto the field

That’s a HR

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 23, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

interesting

FSN Houston keeps showing the replay and I keep changing my mind whether it hit a seat or the top of the wall?

What a weird play.

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by Man Mountain on Sep 23, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought so

but you have to remember that it all happens so quickly…

when you’re watching it on slow-mo over and over again

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by Man Mountain on Sep 23, 2008 10:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fast mo, slow mo, any kind of mo

(Can’t believe they left that phrasing in the Jeter commercial. They had to have known what they were doing, right?)

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 10:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I cant understand

why there is even a question of whether it is out. On replay, the green vinyl under the yellow line is pretty clearly rippled when the ball hits the top of the yellow, which should mean HR.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 23, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh

And I have power back now…yay.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 23, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

congrats Dibs!

welcome back to society

"for integrity of races and the game" - Dusty Baker

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 23, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've actually been back

and powered since Friday, but it took til Sunday around 5 to get me back with internets/cable/phone.

There are still a few people up here in Clintonville that were STILL without power today, so I guess I shouldnt complain too loudly.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 23, 2008 10:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But having said that

I think I will…

How in the hell does an electric company not restore service to an urban area in the United States of Friggin America that was not destroyed by a hurricane or a tornado in an entire freaking week?

AEP has deep problems. And not only are they going to try to reach in our pockets for the privilege of restoring our power in such an ahem timely fashion, these are the same asshats that have a rate increase in front of the PUCO that aims to give them 15% rate increases PER FREAKING YEAR for the next three years.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 23, 2008 10:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As of yesterday

Houston still had ~767,000 people without power.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 23, 2008 10:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See my comment above

About the exclusions of people hit by hurricanes and tornadoes.

There is a price to pay for living in Houston, Galveston, Miami, or any other coastal area, and that would be it.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 23, 2008 10:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just read

that the University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston only had $100 million in insurance…and is requesting $600 million to replace what it lost.

Um, guys?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 23, 2008 10:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, since the feds seem to be

passing out free money like Pez on Christmas morning, mebbe they can get themselves some part of that 700 billion bailout.

If and when that little bit goes through with no oversight over the Treasury chairman, they ought to string up any person who voted for it.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 23, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

agreed

they need the increase. How else will they make up lost revenue in Ohio for the past week.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Sep 23, 2008 10:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have an idea

Put your customers back on line more quickly to reduce your losses?

Hey, might work!

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 23, 2008 10:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pg&e

Hey, I once was without power for 3 days, outside San Jose, CA. There was no storm at all. A transformer or some such blew, and they couldn’t get the right parts. There was no backup.

by bbjones on Sep 24, 2008 2:39 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It looked liked it hit the seat and then bounced back onto the field

and this review is taking too long. 5+ minutes

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 23, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

6 minutes and 20 seconds

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 23, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

The first instance of instant replay was an A-Rod homer, and it took 2 minutes to decide.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 23, 2008 10:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Review's over

Single. No fucking way.

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by BK on Sep 23, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What I don't get (other than them blowing the call)

is why the umps had to huddle for a few minutes before watching the replay. Just go watch it.

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by Man Mountain on Sep 23, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah.

This new system isn’t going to work if the umps blow the calls after looking at the replays.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 23, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought there was a clause in the rule

that a random number generator determined if the umps were required to make the correct call or the wrong call to keep the human error people satisfied. Looks like the number came up bad for the Reds.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 24, 2008 7:58 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well sheeeeee-it

"for integrity of races and the game" - Dusty Baker

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 23, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

common dusty get thrown out...

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by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 23, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Has he gotten thrown out all year?

I think he may be 0 for 156 so far.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 23, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

once..

and he got suspended for it..

he’s been a choir boy ever since…

could you imagine what potroast would have done ??

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 23, 2008 10:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We should send Officer Dibble to clean up that mess.

Some one needs to bee incarcerated.

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Sep 23, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mad, I would totally

work over Bud Selig with a sack of oranges for free.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 23, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And throw in that douche

that runs MLBAM as an added bonus.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 23, 2008 10:20 PM EDT