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Game 138: Thread 2, The Legend of Curly's Gold

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It’s a dog wearing a yarmulke. I think what you suggested could be counted as racist. So that’s an official welcome to the board.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

racist?

the hands looked like legs, and the hat kinda looka like a police hat

by shark8 on Sep 2, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

kinda looka

now i sound italian, those immigrant pigs…

by shark8 on Sep 2, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Word, yo.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 2, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't remember the last time we went to threads

And the last time we went to threads with under 200 comments in the first one.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

someone needs to be blamed.

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you might

i had a chance to run him over a few years ago and didn’t do it.

thanks, for the new thread ’thaniel

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by Man Mountain on Sep 2, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way man!

I’d spin the wheel, take aim, and pound on the gas! NRRROOOOMMM! SQUEAL! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Empire Records

Anyway, Ben Folds was walking across Franklin Street and he does this silly/nerdy half jog across the intersection. Coming the other way is this phalanx of middle school girls at volleyball camp. And they are making fun of the way he’s walking across the intersection.

About 20 yards away, Tyler Hansbrough is sitting on a stone wall reading the student paper. Or at least staring at it.

I’m actually on friendly terms with Robert Sledge, his former bass player. Robert’s married to one of my colleagues.

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by Man Mountain on Sep 2, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I take back what I said about Brantley

I thought he did a great job of looking at Harang’s delivery.

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by Man Mountain on Sep 2, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hot coffee, mississippi.

book your travel packages now. limited packages available, due to lack of sleeping places

by shark8 on Sep 2, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

still doesn't beat

monkey’s eyebrow, kentucky

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 2, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lucky girl

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is

Extremely close. Go look at a buffalo sometime, you uncultured swine.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Sep 3, 2008 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHIT

Patterson can play allll night tonight if he wants

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

to his discredit

thats a pretty routine homerun rob. some guys can do that in they’re sleep

by shark8 on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

like adam dunn

he sleeps a lot

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 2, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Credit where it's due

There’s nothing truly routine about robbing a home run. I didn’t see it, but if it’s a nice play, it’s a nice play.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

but this is the majors, while that was a great play, that was easy compared to catches i’ve seen gold glovers or even jim edmonds make

by shark8 on Sep 2, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

"pretty routine homerun rob"

come on man. Patterson is a horrible baseball player and by all accounts only a so-so dancer, but give credit where its due.

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

for the Leipzig reference

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

its a tough play

but i’ve seen better. top 10 web jems has better

by shark8 on Sep 2, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As was the Hair Bear Bunch

But even THEY wouldn’t play C-Pat.

by PeteyHendrix on Sep 2, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought it was pretty awesome

i hate him, but damn

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by Man Mountain on Sep 2, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright.

Patterson is the best player on the Reds on the second day of September in 2008 that I’ve ever seen. That was amazing.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice day at the dish for Bruce so far

Didn’t he face Snell in his debut?

by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Score?

Overserved and underwhelmed.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 2, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just once

I’d like a hot mike to catch him calling Welch “my little cocksucking bitch.” Just once.

Overserved and underwhelmed.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 2, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how was yall's party?

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by Man Mountain on Sep 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good

Red Menace classed up the joint. snohio and his lovely family were great and JCH made me belly laugh.

Overserved and underwhelmed.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 2, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw

You sweet talking scamp.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Sep 3, 2008 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

It was my little “cocksuckidee”

Overserved and underwhelmed.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 2, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still can't believe no one on here follows UFC

but Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Coutrure was announced for November today

That should be the biggest fight in the history of the sport.

by chandrathan on Sep 2, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I observe from afar

Overserved and underwhelmed.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 2, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How's the Bebe?

Overserved and underwhelmed.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not throwing up

but has an ear infection and is screaming non stop

by chandrathan on Sep 2, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds stressful

i had an ear infection when i was like 21 and it was not fun what so ever. must be hell for a baby.

by shark8 on Sep 2, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man

that is pain. I’m sorry.

Overserved and underwhelmed.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 2, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if i could write the noise

i would reply to this with one of Kiff’s sighs.

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Have the boy lay out my formal shorts!"

“‘The boy,’ sir?”

“You, Kif. You lay out my formal shorts.”

by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, someone in the clubhouse needs to say

“The jackass would like to see you,” whenever Dusty calls a player back to his office.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"kiff!"

"i’ve made it with a women, alert the men:

by shark8 on Sep 2, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

patterson's situational hitting

1st 3rd 1 out. all he needs to do is get a good pitch to put in play to get the run in, and he swings at every pitch thrown…..sad

by shark8 on Sep 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here we go, Wilkin, here we go!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Patterson up in the clutch, having a big game so far.

3 pitch K. thats the Patterson i remember.

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Are both Castillo and Hanigan wearing #26

or am I misremembering Hanigan’s number?

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
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by Man Mountain on Sep 2, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks, who was 26 most recently?

Ross?

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by Man Mountain on Sep 2, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hanigan's number

is made out of velour.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jared Burton sighting!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 2, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Burton's back!

now THATS a beard.

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd never be able to tell

which end the shit was supposed to come out of.

Overserved and underwhelmed.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 2, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

now THIS is a beard

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
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by Man Mountain on Sep 2, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She thinks they're just method acting

when Tom keeps calling her “Joey.”

by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks more like Katie Holme's older sister than a fish

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 3, 2008 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Christ, here we go on a small ball rant

shut the fuck up, tHom

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by Man Mountain on Sep 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

at least its not grande

id rather have brantley’s awful playcalling than georgies

by shark8 on Sep 2, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a friend heard Grande calling the game Sunday

and asked me to turn it off. Thought he had the most atrocious accent ever.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 2, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

his cadence is a little bit like

George Clooney in “O Brother Where Art Thou”, dontcha think?

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"give himself up"..."its humility"

like its so fucking altruistic.

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thom thinks they're saying "Schweizer"

when they’re actually saying “Schiesse!”

by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like

I rec.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Sep 3, 2008 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Night babies

gotta get some rest after 3 days of sloshing. Go Reds.

Overserved and underwhelmed.

by Pops Daniels on Sep 2, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you know, i was thinking the other day

that perhaps getting Meintkewitz this offseason would be a good move. supposedly he’s still an above average 1B and his OBP is solid. but there is no way in hell i would be able to sit through two weeks of the booth’s oral sexing of him for not wearing batting gloves.

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Minky's Game Day photo is a little odd

I can’t tell if he has peyos or a jheri curl.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just thinning hair/balding, IMO

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by BubbaFan on Sep 2, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not good

to grow your hair long if it’s thinning.

Makes you look like you have payos.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 2, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i missed Jared Burton

im just so glad he’s back!

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm really looking foward to more

Frank TV commercials during the playoffs.

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 2, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they renewed that show?

i hate that guy. he’s not funny.

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, apparently

and no. he’s terribly unfunny.

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 2, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

his bush impression is awesome

most of the others are either dumb or you cant tell who it is. i saw the show once and was done with it.

by shark8 on Sep 2, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for the fresh thread, hombres

but I’m having problems again.

Grading awaits….

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by Man Mountain on Sep 2, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I know my computer is crappy

But the site seems slower than Sarah Palin’s newborn.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Trig the Trog?

come on man, family is off limits.

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe in the political realm

You may have run across a certain meme involving my mother on this site.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

from what ive read

there are a number of memes involved with your mother

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

this game has been a lot more boring than a 1 run game should be.

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so ive been a little

erm, checked out for the past coupla weeks. what have the reds been up to? are we still in first?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 2, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just finished my last bats feature for the courier-journal

the last, i hope, until my next. fingers crossed

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 2, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Patterson made a spectacular catch

to rob a homer earlier. it was nice to see him contribute.

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad news

The Reds suck, they’re in fifth place, and you’ve been missing for 18 years.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who are you?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 2, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

welp

its been a nice game fellas, but i have to go back to work tomorrow. 4 day weekends just dont last as long as they used to.

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 2, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't want to look it up

How many 9th inning at-bats does CoPat have?

by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ooh!

Javy with a chance to make the last out of the game!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 2, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's 18 of 'em

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Sep 2, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Javy's up to end the game... this breaks some kind of record, right?

And Brantley called him a “pinch hitting extraordinaire”

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Sep 2, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gosh Darnit...I missed the game, missed the thread but caught most of the Republican Convention

It really appeared to more like a convention of Kiwanis Club rejects than a political rally. If you missed it here’s the recap:

John McCain is a Hero, Maverick, Statesman, Leader, Uniter, a-taker-on of his own party, Loyal and apparently a bit of a Prick.
George Bush is not among the living as I’ve only seen im on tape for the last few months
Laura Bush needs a face lift
Cindy McCain has had too many face lifts
Fed Thompson wins the award for the convention speech with the shortest sentences ever in the history of American Politics.
Like most conventions this night was totally lacking in substance, however this evening was really boring. But so, I read, was tonight’s game.
Not much said about Bristol Palin – which is as it should be
Not much said about Sarah Palin – Not much to say.

Umm… who was calling the game with sMarty tonight? Was it the Bat’s announcer? He’s not great but he stuck to the game which made sMarty stick to the game which made the game much more fun to listen to.

Well that’s it from convention central!

VOTE FRED

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 2, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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