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Game 148: Reds at Diamondbacks

Cincinnati Reds at Arizona Diamondbacks, Sep 13, 2008 8:10 PM EDT



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Cincinnati Reds
@ Arizona Diamondbacks

Saturday, Sep 13, 2008, 8:10 PM EDT
Chase Field

Edinson Volquez vs Randy Johnson

Clear. Winds blowing in from left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 95.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Edinson Volquez 16-5 3.23 1.33 184 80



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Randy Johnson 10-9 4.21 1.28 156 38


The Wagon vs. The Unit.  I was surprised to see Johnson's numbers look as good as they do.  I thought he was washed up.  Guess I was wrong.

I'd like to see the Reds win tonight, but I'd also like to see the DBacks make the playoffs.  So, I declare that both shall happen!

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Let’s get #17 for big E!

by ctnyc on Sep 13, 2008 6:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So, um.

Where did the “unit” nickname come from?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 13, 2008 6:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

heres something witty and subtle

his dick. Try that on for size Steven Wright

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Sep 13, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, the horror

Global warming could cost Ohio its buckeyes

It’s not the best-researched global-warming theory, but it could be the most horrifying to certain fans of college football: Environmentalists said Friday that climate change might push the growing range of Ohio’s iconic buckeye tree out of the state, leaving it for archrival Michigan.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 6:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome news

I wonder if Ohio A&M will change their mascot if the Buckeye migrates north. No worries, Bobcats are better to retain than trees that bear worthless nuts.

(This story cracked me up. Directly after I heard this earlier today there was a report that 24% of married people sleep in different beds. Re he eally? Im not buying that one….)

by obc2 on Sep 13, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As opposed to...

…athletes that bare worthless nuts?

And bobcats…they’re benefiting from the mortgage crisis in California, moving into foreclosed homes.

I’m kind of surprised they’re that bold. Around here anyway, bobcats are so shy you never see them. There are supposedly quite a few around, but people never see them.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fifth!

You know, like where the Reds are.

I can’t believe I’m going to pay attention to tonight’s game.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on Sep 13, 2008 6:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

already a good day...

Michigan is 1-2; should be 0-3 if my alma mater could have mustered some offense !

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DOUBLE POST

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DOUBLE POST

way to go Votto

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by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

* crickets chirping *

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I imagine once the USC asskicking commences

folks will trickle back in.

I’m listening to the LSU game, 10-0 over the stalwarts of North Texas in the first quarter.

How did the reds score?

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hairston walks, votto doubled

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do like this Cherry guy - Ido - Cherry was driven by a Votto double

If Votto, EdE and Bruce keep increasing their power numbers and Gonzo comes back healthy and actually hits…Maybe we’ll see Jerry in LF in 09 ?

Oh and Go Bucks

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 13, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

On my reds wishlist for 2009

A right handed power hitter
Some plate discipline
A catcher that can hit, catch and throw runners out
a one way plane ticket for Corey Patterson.
A new 3rd base coach
A new manager ( or at least Joe Lieberman to whisper in his ear when he screws up )

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You've read my last will and testament

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 13, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should probably root for the D-backs

They’re standing in the way of a protected pick for the Yankees.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Moses Rosales is the ugliest guy ive ever seen

that was kind of shocking once they put him up there on the screen

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Sep 13, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

uglier than Randy Johnson ??

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buckeyes draw first blood

and chew up most of the 1st quarter 3-0 OSU

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is there a football game or something

whats football? is it like baseball?

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Sep 13, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

in that Jane Austen thinks young ladies should forswear it in favor of novel reading.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drooool

young ladieeeeesss!

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Sep 13, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

now 7-3 trojans

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sound a bit like my hi gh school love life....back in the 60's one had a difficult time

getting sex and an even harder time getting prophylactics.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tackling sounds very poor

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

now its 14-3

oh well, better now than in January

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This place is a ghost town tonight

Photobucket

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by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bases loaded for Dunn

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by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

gidp

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by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bucks down 14 - 3 8 minutes left in the 2nd qtr.

Meanwhile I’m taking a break from repairing my ice maker…Votltron is on. I heard clownboy and Mark Sheldon talking about Micah’s surgery etc. sounds like they think he’ll be Okay and bring some more depth to the rotation…

The kid’s got good form

Oh and what is Hobart doing in the line up…if I didn’t have to fix this ice make,r I’d call Bob and give him direction on how the manager is supposed to the play and evaluate the ‘young’ guys this time of year. If Walt and Dustbag don’t know Hobart by now, then they’re never gonna know. never gonna know….

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 13, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hats

The Yankees and Rays are wearing their 4th of July hats. For 9-11, maybe?

Are the Reds wearing their normal hats?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes..

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

Maybe it’s a NY thing.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

34 comments through 6 innings

is this a season low ??

and its 21-3 USC now so that shouldn’t be the reason

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well Ohio State is taking it up the butt

looks like not much is up here… mourning?

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Sep 13, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey guys!

I’m not here to taunt you OSU fans…

i promise

by chandrathan on Sep 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah I had no expectations

And let me tell you they are delivering!

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Sep 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you shouldn't

not after the way michigan played today

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not so fast

I don’t think tHan has announced his allegiances for this season. Perhaps Michigan is not on his list.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

it is hard to root for a punk like rodriguez…

i still hope kentucky wins…

but most of my college football rooting is for OSU to lose…

by chandrathan on Sep 13, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Reds Suck, The Bengals are an embarrassment, UC basketball stinks

and now OSU is taking it up the butt. To top it off my fucking ice machine is not co-operating. I am setting off a small nuclear device in my fridge…and while we’re at it fuck Michigan.

Christ on a hubcap traveling on a1949 Chrysler Windsor with fluid drive 2 speed (the first real) automatic transmission heading on the road to Mecca. Allah be praised

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 13, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wonder if they'll have Tina Fey as Sarah Palin

so says yahoo

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sarah pahlin looks alot like Tina Fey..

but she sounds like the school secretary in ferris buehler

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

totally agree

nice

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

grande and stache talking about the new reds spring facility...

i still can’t believe spring training will be in Arizona. theres probably all of a half dozen reds fan in the entire state

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

I don’t like it, either. It’s really too far to drive. And flying is such a pain these days.

I really wonder if they are making a mistake. Airlines are dropping like flies, due to high fuel prices. Something like 100,000 Brits were stranded when a British airline went under today, and the CEO of British Airways said he expects 30 more airlines to fail before Christmas. The days of casual air travel may be coming to an end.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Help is on the Way!!

http://www.space.com/businesstechnology/080912-solarpower-beam-test.html

WASHINGTON — A former NASA scientist has used radio waves to transmit solar power a distance of 92 miles (148 km) between two Hawaiian islands, an achievement that he says proves the technology exists to beam solar power from satellites back to Earth.

John C. Mankins demonstrated the solar power transmission for the Discovery Channel, which paid for the four month experiment and will broadcast the results Friday at 9 p.m. EDT. His vision is to transmit solar power collected by orbiting satellites as large as 1,102 pounds (500 kg) to lake-sized receiver stations on Earth.

Mankins, who worked at NASA for 25 years and managed the agency’s space-based solar program before it was disbanded, transmitted 20 watts of power between the two islands in May. The receivers, however, were so small that less than one one-thousandth of a percent of the power was received, Mankins said.

The experiment cost about $1 million, and Mankins said larger arrays could be constructed with more money.

Each of the nine solar panels used was built to transmit about 20 watts of power, but the transmission was scaled back to two watts per panel in order to obtain U.S. Federal Aviation Administration approval for the test.

Despite the miniscule reception on the receiving end, Mankins said the ground-based test proved it is possible to transmit solar power through the atmosphere.

“The test was in no way fully successful,” he said. “I think it showed it is possible to transmit solar power quickly and affordably.”

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and i'm flying to jacksonville tuesday for $95 dollars

have to fly out of Indy though

it makes no sense, the airlines deserve to fail with stupid pricing schedules like that

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who knows

It’s such a crapshoot.

But I wanted to go to Arches National Park in Utah this fall or winter, and basically, you can’t get there from here. Even if I leave from NYC…I’d have a 10-hour layover in Dallas or Atlanta to get there. It’s nuts.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I looked into that

But it would be 5-1/2 hours drive from Denver – each way. And 4 hours from Salt Lake City. Might as well just get comfy for ten hours on the floor of an airport somewhere. Preferably one with free wireless.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dallas does if you're in the AA Admirals Club

though I think admission to that might cost more than I could earn by spending ten hours on the floor of an airport.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently, it looked like Brad Lester had been killed on the field

on his back, not moving, eyes closed, neck immobile.

Scary

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

has there been any update on him?

by chandrathan on Sep 13, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think so

I heard via another blog that is “just” a neck sprain. Which is bad, but considering it looked like he had died on the field, it’s obviously a relief.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I wonder

what the take will be on football 100 or 200 years hence. It could be seen as a pretty unforgivable “sport.”

But I have a suspicion that the game has gotten somehow safer over time. I wonder what the death/serious injury figures are compared to the number of people playing organized football.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's gotta be miniscule

just because of the large number of players per team…

by chandrathan on Sep 13, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a terrible sentence

What I meant was, I wonder if there are fewer serious injuries today then say 30 years ago — when adjusted for increase in popularity.

It’s probably an impossible task to know for sure; there are just too many variables and too little information.

But it strikes me as one of those situations that turn out to be counterintuitive. The easy thing to say is “the speed and size of the game have lead to more and more serious injuries.” I could just see the opposite being true.

Or not.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kentucky just squeaked by Middle Tennessee...

You wanna hear some bullshit?

UK’s last two weeks they have played Norfolk State and Middle Tennessee.

Neither has been on local television, but both have been available on UK PPV.

That’s right for only 25 you can see a mediocre UK team play lower level teams, with UKTV’s shitty production values and horrible announcers. What a deal!

by chandrathan on Sep 13, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If you want to see them live....

we get the re-broadcast over SNL. I don’t know which is worse

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 13, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SNL

hands down

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So the Astros-Cubs series is moving to Milwaukee

and the Astros lose home field advantage even though they will bat as if they are at home.

Total bullshit.

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 13, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I blame Al Gore

Or whoever decided it was a good idea to build a city in a hurricane zone.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I blame Jimmy Webb

and this guy…

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 13, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd for good music taste

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Galveston, oh Galveston

BTW, anyone have any idea where this music video came from? I thought music videos weren’t invented when that song was popular.

Or when Glen Campbell was that young…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

Did they make a lot of music videos for that show?

And here I thought MTV invented them.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bands shot promotional films for songs all the time in the early 60s

Here’s the Who doing “The Kids Are Alright”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmowtt9vhLY&feature=related

and there was a show called Direct Hits that would film studio segments from various angles and air a few during a half hour program. Basically the same thing as MTV. Sometimes even as conceptual.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jerry Jr. with a pro AB - hope Jay and BP were watching

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 13, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Buckeyes. Fail

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Sep 13, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Epic fail

I guess this is why the Condoms are #1.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want you to hit the mascot ...

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we're trying our best

Photobucket

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by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love your wholesale commitment to chimps

and, what’s more, I respect it.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right now

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Sep 13, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

like I said before..

better now than in january

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahaha

gonna be lucky to be in the alamo bowl after this

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Sep 13, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and for that i'm thankful...

if they’re not good enough to win it …I’d rather not have them in it

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was proven last week

anytime the Bobcats have the lead entering the 4th Q vs ANYONE its a shocker.

by obc2 on Sep 13, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that makes sense...

they are a good team though…
they should win the big 10 easily

by chandrathan on Sep 13, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

Dunno about the fans, but the announcers are now getting on OSU for choking on the big stage…again.

It’s 35-3.

I think that was the score of the game with the biggest margin of victory in Rice history. Bubba had six hits, 8 RBI, and 17 TB.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

118 pitches and counting..

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 13, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dusty really is a poor manager

*th – 120 pitches a runner on 2nd – this shouldn’t be happening.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 13, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

agree

he should have PH for Cordero last inning.

by obc2 on Sep 13, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW Mrs. Mads tell me that Tina Fay is to be on SNL as Gov. Sarah

I’d vote for TINA

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 13, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

yes and yes

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 13, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mads...you're on a roll tonight !

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roenicke

glad to see him here, finally. he gets Stormy’s role next year.

by obc2 on Sep 13, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's got stormys act down already

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and EVs gonna get the L

amazing

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Sep 13, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dusty should get the loss...

no way edison should have started the 7th

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 13, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Soft Walk

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice of Adam to agree to play 1st base for the Rattlers

I betcha that coach Narron lied about Adam not want to play 1st. AND Dustbrains believed it.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 13, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like how Rouch has to step off the mound

and Price has to walk on top to be at eye level.

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by xjjeep90 on Sep 13, 2008 11:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C-Dick sighting

I cannot believe that Distybrains is actually PH for Hobart

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 13, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who the hell's idea was it to bring that kid into bat and let him K

Fucking baker is an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 13, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For the love of God

SCORE YOUR PITCHERS SOME FUCKING RUNS!!

by Brian B on Sep 13, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least he has a picture

Danny Ray is the invisible man.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This team needs an enema!

Better put, this team’s front office needs an enema.

by obc2 on Sep 13, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I award you points

and may God have mercy on your soul for having sat through that monstrosity.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

D-Backs have 2 people from Louisville

and three people total from the state of KY on their roster. Awesome.

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Sep 13, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Another literary loss...another Red's fan gone

 CLAREMONT, Calif. – David Foster Wallace, the author best known for his 1996 novel “Infinite Jest,” was found dead in his home, according to police. He was 46.
Wallace’s wife found her husband had hanged himself when she returned home about 9:30 p.m. Friday, said Jackie Morales, a records clerk with the Claremont Police Department.

Wallace taught creative writing and English at nearby Pomona College.

This is what happens to intellectual Red’s Fans…

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 13, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit

I actually met him a few years ago when he walked into a restaurant in which I worked.

What a loss. What a talent.

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by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes - Infinite Jest is brilliant

I meant no disrespect, but as Wallace was a King of Irony – i just assumed he must be a Red’s fan.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 13, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd say writing doorstoppers full of studied existential angst,

courting sadness and often reveling in it marks him out as a Cubs fan pretty definitely

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by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to go watch Tina - hope the boys pull it out

Like Dusty’s dad should have

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 13, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, good. Patterson will be up!

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 13, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Common

PHing for Hanigan? He’s 2 for 3 tonight.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Obviously

Dusty is a genius!

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by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Playing for the tie...

great to see!

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 13, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

La Machina

mas linda

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by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

horrible....

what a horrendous play. tie game.

by obc2 on Sep 13, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the hell just happened?

missed catch error?

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Sep 13, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love that Dunn and Eckstein are playing side by side

The veritable ying and yang of the underrated/overrated wars

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by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 11:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's playing now?

I’m confused.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 13, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Story of the Reds

8 out of 9 innings the leadoff batter for the Dback reached base.

you cant win like that, folks. and here come stormy!!!!!!

by obc2 on Sep 13, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You'll no doubt be glad to know

Reds farmhand WIll Hudgens quarterbacked Memphis against Marshall in Huntington tonight. The Herd won 17-16.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Sep 13, 2008 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There are some very revealing pics of Vanessa floating around the inter-net

I’d post one but – better not

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 13, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm conflicted

George Grande calling Tom Browning “Mr. Perfect” thrills me as a Reds fan, but offends me as an 80s wrestling fan.

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by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

i got 8th row tix for Raw in 9 days. my kiddos are bouncing off the walls. ick.

by obc2 on Sep 13, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my boys are going in Mysterio gear

i just dont want to be caught on camera…

by obc2 on Sep 13, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love luchadores

though I haven’t watched competitive wrestling in 12 years or so

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by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Santino is italian an butcher people's names.

Right now he is the Intercontinental Champion, and has started a countdown to becoming the greatest intercontinental champion of all time. He calls it the Honky Tonky Meter..

Funny stuff.

You are right though, wrestling is much worse now than it was in the days of the NWA

by chandrathan on Sep 13, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wasn't saying it's worse

I just have no idea what’s going on.

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by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no it's worse...

the lack of competition has pretty much killed it

by chandrathan on Sep 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welsh: "You can learn a lot by how David Weathers goes about his business"

Putting the lead runner on is not good for his “business”

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by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

According to Gameday

It was actually Danny Ray who put the lead runner on.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was speaking generally

though I suppose he did walk Dunn

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by Man Mountain on Sep 13, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He did

But that was probably Dusty’s call…wasn’t it? They don’t let the pitcher decide those things, do they?

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by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Free baseball

yay, stormy

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by BubbaFan on Sep 13, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice battle by Dickerson

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by BubbaFan on Sep 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pwnings!

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by Man Mountain on Sep 14, 2008 12:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

let me just say

that my reds malaise might be lifted with this Micah Owings pinch hit. This is awesome.

AND I WROTE THAT BEFORE THAT DOUBLE! THIS IS GREAT!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 14, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In play, run(s)!!!111

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 14, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What a fascinating confluence of events

The coolest thing was Owings sneaking a look at where the catcher was setting up before the pitch.

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by Man Mountain on Sep 14, 2008 12:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Micah Owings

is already having a greater impact on the lineup than Adam Dunn.

by MyScreenNameIsKevin on Sep 14, 2008 12:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I saw something i thought was amusing at Kroger today.

The Kroger version of Grape Nuts cereal is called…

Nutty Nuggets

by chandrathan on Sep 14, 2008 12:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow. that was fucking awesome.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 14, 2008 12:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, isn't Owings a pitcher?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 14, 2008 12:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

I guess it’s a good thing the Yanks didn’t get Micah Owings in the Randy Johnson trade, as was rumored. Clearly, this guy would be wasted in the AL.

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by BubbaFan on Sep 14, 2008 12:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i like this one
Just Keep Muttering To Yourself
He was a mediocre pitcher. He was a mediocre pitcher. He was a mediocre pitcher.

http://www.azsnakepit.com/2008/9/13/613785/gameday-thread-147-9-13-vs#comments

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 14, 2008 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

little did they know

that adding Adam Dunn and his osmotic laziness would make all their pitchers mediocre.

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by Man Mountain on Sep 14, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Owings vs. RHP:

.367/.441/.500 in 35 PAs this season…before tonight.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 14, 2008 12:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

As Owings is a RH hitter

your splits defy the laws of the universe, and I refuse to believe them.

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by Man Mountain on Sep 14, 2008 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he did the same thing last year.

career numbers (for two years):

vs. LHP: .220/.256/.341 in 43 PAs
vs. RHP: .366/.403/.662 in 79 PAs

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 14, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lalalalalalalalalalalalala

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by Man Mountain on Sep 14, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

as boobs said

your opening day starting LF!

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Sep 14, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tobttr

that was fucking nice

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 14, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and once again

We owe it all the Corey Patterson. ;-)

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by BubbaFan on Sep 14, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just saw the play that scored the tying run...

and quite obviously, Arizona gave this game away.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 14, 2008 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hmm
I just saw the play that scored the tying run…

and quite obviously, Arizona Adam Dunn gave this game away

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by Man Mountain on Sep 14, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tina Fey was awesome as palin....

the rest of snl is simply not funny

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Sep 14, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

surprising.

That’s not what I would have expected…

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Sep 14, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think snl has gotten better than a year or two ago.

keenan from keenan and kel aside

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Sep 14, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His Charles Barkley impression was awful

I think Darrell Hammond could’ve done better.

by ken on Sep 14, 2008 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think amy poehler could have done better

"for integrity of races and the game" - Dusty Baker

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 14, 2008 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

very predictable

Fey as Palin is great. Michael Phelps isn’t much of a comedic actor.

And how bout that Micah Owings?

by Red Menace on Sep 14, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1st time I've watched SNL in maybe a couple - three years...

The guy who did the Political Comedian role on weekend update was pretty funny
Tin as General Palin (she commands the Alaskan Nat’l guard, damn it) was exceptional. I can only hope that she’ll continue this character because She nailed it.

And what about Micah Ownings ? Is he so great a pitcher that one wouldn’t consider him as a position player?

Well, now I’ve got a serious crush on Tina Fey…what? Oh Mrs. Mads is callig…hope she’s dressed in the Cowgirl thingy tonight…Comin’ dear

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 14, 2008 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fey

You know, I watched the opening too and it didn’t seem like Fey was acting like anyone. She was basically herself.

by Brian B on Sep 14, 2008 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought she did a great job with Palin's mannerisms from her speech

her little nodding as she looked around thing, and at one point she kind of opened her mouth and licked her teeth.

by Red Menace on Sep 14, 2008 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep - I guess Brian didn't watch the same SLN that we did RM

Goota go Momma is a callin’

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Sep 14, 2008 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have

you ever thought about SNL. You know, some kind of tryout. What you do is spot on. You are just merciless and your parodes show no partiality. You just spew pure truth in comedic forum. kudos.

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.

by havanaconnect on Sep 14, 2008 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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