Game 115: Reds vs Brewers
Milwaukee Brewers at Cincinnati Reds, Aug 6, 2008 12:35 PM EDT
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I have very little confidence in Bailey right now. I also have very little confidence in the offense scoring off of Jeff Suppan. So, I guess you could say I'm not too confident in a win today. Sigh.
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Slyde
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by chandrathan on Aug 6, 2008 11:06 AM EDT reply actions
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You want this dog?
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Bad Suppan Good Homer day
9-4 Reds with 4 homers
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
Homer will kindle our spirits today
and will show us why we should be excited about our rotation next year. he’ll give up 4 hits and K 8 over 6.1 innings. and Suppan will leave the game in the 3rd because he will be embarrassed when it is revealed that he is wearing girl’s underpants.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 12:03 PM EDT reply actions
from Fay
Jolbert Cabrera ss
Joey Votto 1b
Jay Bruce rf
Brandon Phillips 2b
Adam Dunn lf
Edwin Encarnacion 3b
Croey Patterson cf
David Ross c
Homer Bailey p
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
willing to submit to Dusty's advances?
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
Or those of Dusty's daughter...
heard that Corey Patterson (29 years old) was dating Dusty’s daughter, Natosha (28 years old i think)...
You have to take it with a grain of salt, given the source, but I’ve heard Tracy and Eddie talk about this before a few times. It’s not like they’re reputable sources, either, but it kind of makes you wonder…
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 6, 2008 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
i think the bigger issue
is the 800 pound gorilla playing SS and leading off. sheesh…
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions
seeing Jolbert Cabrera in the lead-off spot just bangs home how bad this team is.
He is neither fast nor can he get on base. Lead him off!
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
honestly
im more upset that he is playing SS. he’s a freaking corner outfielder!! the willingness of our manger to trot out insufficient defenders at the most valuable defensive position is absolutely galling.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I know that Jocketty wanted to use these last two months
to see what an outfield of Dunn, Hairston, and Bruce could do. Would it really be so much of a stretch to see what an infield of Phillips at SS and Kepp at 2B can do? There are reasons why you wouldn’t want to make Phillips switch positions in the middle of a season, but somehow I think the main reason that Dusty wouldn’t make the change is because it would mean he’d have to bat his cleanup hitter in the leadoff slot.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 6, 2008 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
man, im having problems with links lately
http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080806/SPT04/808060381/1071/rss08
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions
hairston
Still hasn’t proven he is an everyday player. I like him, love his versatility, and hope he can come back strong and give us 3 days a week next season but I don’t think he is the 3rd starting outfielder the Reds need, especially if Dunn takes a hike.
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
Agreed him
He’s a lot like Freel, only dialed down a notch. Good as a top of the order utility guy, but you don’t necessarily want to depend on him to be a starter.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 6, 2008 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
or bat him second
For some reason, it would give me great joy to see Phillips move to SS and then bat 2nd that same day. Pavlov couldn’t have designed a better experiment.
BTW, I find it odd that Phillips, who clearly is an excellent athlete, has been the least moved player in the batter order this season. Seems like if he was supposed to be the next Barry Larkin, he would be used in a much more flexible manner. And this is a knock on Dusty, not Phillips, who I’m sure would bat wherever they asked him to, as long as it was 4th or higher.
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
Perhaps Walt and Bob
can make a nominal bet about switching Kepp and Phillips. I hear the Nobel Committee may be very interested in the outcome!
I keep waiting for them to rename the committee
the “Rock ‘Em Stockholm Robots.” But they never do.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 6, 2008 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
...and add to this
the fact that Andy Phillips is most likely a better SS than Cabrera, and he doesnt get a shot. i know its just quibbling with minor roster moves, but it seems like Dusty cant even get the basic things right.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
yep
it should be anyway. they were jazzin’ about it last night.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
directv switched my fsn cincy to a different channel.
it says reds live but has bengals training camp stuff on … i hope i’m not getting blacked out now
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
they said no Reds Live today
because Jim Day was taking the day off. i think you’ll still get the game.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, game is on now ... had me worried for a minute
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Jim Day needs a day off?
From what? Bringing random audience members cheese coneys?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 6, 2008 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope he remembers to take his shirt off and spin it round his head like a helicopter
As is the local custom.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 6, 2008 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Counsell moves the runner over
and tHom get a boner.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 12:40 PM EDT reply actions
When former Diamondbacks do good things
tHom needs a tissue
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
Good thing Homer's not a former Diamondback
With that strikeout of Braun, the broadcast booth would be looking like the outside of a peepshow window.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 6, 2008 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Old Hoss in the mid-90s according to Gameday.
This is good news.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Bailey's bringing the heat today
gameday has him at 94-96
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 12:44 PM EDT reply actions
Jinx!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 6, 2008 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
its not a jinx
if i said it first. doi.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
dammit
i just refreshed and now YOURE first. i concede. i owe you a drink.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Parra vs. Fielder II: Red Reporter Style
by Brendanukkah on Aug 6, 2008 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions
(press conference at the end of the thread)
im sorry for what i did, but im not sorry for the passion i bring to this blog.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I had to sit through your shit
Now you have to sit through my shit!
by Brendanukkah on Aug 6, 2008 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions
You both can't be Prince.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 6, 2008 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
what time is it?
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by Man Mountain on Aug 6, 2008 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
i forget
are the Gin Blossoms around yet?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sorry
in keeping with the Spin Doctor’s theme, we were looking for “Ah 4:30…It ain’t late, no, it’s early, early, early…”
Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
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Would you have accepted a pocket full of kryptonite?
cuz that’s all I’ve got
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
alexi lalas was an ok soccer player
but he was a great lead singer
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Missing something
Chris Barron was the lead singer of the Spin Doctors. Lalas did have a musical “career,” but it was either solo or with his band The Gypsies.
you mean the galaxy fired chris barron?!
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right off the bat
with the charity talk in the booth. awesome.
Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
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cabrera says "i can lead off"
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Baker says "I can manage while eating a plum"
Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
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by Man Mountain on Aug 6, 2008 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Cabrera says "I can steal bases"
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 6, 2008 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Cabrera is bona fide!
that’s all the evidence Dusty needs right there.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 12:54 PM EDT reply actions
Gritty ground out RBI by the Bruce
30 ribbies on the season for him.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 6, 2008 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Marty has a golf tournament?
And it’s considered a “classic”?
Do tell….
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done, getting the job
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Bailey's socks go up, his velocity goes up
hmmm…
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Billy Hall scores
and we all die a little inside.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 1:06 PM EDT reply actions
Marty sounds like he's dying on the outside
“Looks like Dunn is playing in the corner for the first time ….”
by ken on Aug 6, 2008 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I've only got the radio
but it sounds like Dunn flubbed the XBH from Cameron.
by ken on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
What the hell happened...
Marty ripping on Dunn. Uh oh.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
I'm going to guess that at the very least
the sun came up.
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
Wellllp.
As soon as someone makes a crappy defensive play behind Homer, he completely explodes.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
The wheels come off faster on this guy
than anyone I can remember. They need to hire a shrink.
by ken on Aug 6, 2008 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Who knows what happened - tHom is yammering on andon about youth baseball
fuck those kids I want to watch the game
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
remember when Homer struck out Ryan Braun?
that was good…
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Rickie Weeks going 2-2 with 2 RBI in the first two innings
is roughly equivalent to Corey Patterson doing the same. Not good times.
if you were an aging middle reliever
your name would be “Brendan Downer-ly”
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright then, good news!
They have basically caught the anthrax guy! And by “caught,” I mean he killed himself last week!
Saving the tax payers a boat load of money
what a patriot
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that whole story sounds like a government cover up to me
and im not the type to go in for wild government cover up stories. its just too weird man.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Not gov't
Kappa Kappa Gamma conspiracy. You don’t want mess with those girls.
by ken on Aug 6, 2008 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
The Kappas at my alma mater
will burn your ass. Straight up.
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
Can someone sign me in for this?
“Take it Like a Man: Hazing Through the Lens of Masculinity,” will take place tonight from 6:15-7:30 p.m. in the Union Building Terrace rooms.
by ken on Aug 6, 2008 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
You know that chick Towers from Richmond?
I can totally facebook her to sign us in for credit and we can totally split and grab some natties and throw a little bee in front of Manigault
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ryan freel is just rehashing
the speech he gave his senior year at San Dimas High School History Day. Even broke out the letterman’s jacket.
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Homer - 2Ks and 3 up and 3 down
Fucker better get his act together today – Let’s get some runs.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
Uh yeah..it is Wednesday
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
You know how it feels like the offense sucks at coming from behind?
Well….
Lead PA BA OBP SLG OPS 4+ run lead 392 .269 .333 .446 .779 3 run lead 265 .253 .375 .429 .804 2 run lead 308 .286 .370 .557 .927 1 run lead 322 .300 .367 .438 .805 Tied 1160 .228 .304 .362 .666 1 run deficit 578 .255 .340 .443 .783 2 run deficit 375 .228 .310 .365 .675 3 run deficit 313 .234 .306 .353 .659 4+ run deficit 652 .226 .281 .374 .655
I’m not sure if this is anything definitive, but damn, they really suck when they are trailing, eh? I guess it doesn’t help that they have many more at bats while trailing too.
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
That looked effortless
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That fat kid looked like a good candidate
The one wearing his batting helmet backwards and standing on top of the plate
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Jay - fucking - Bruce
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
HOVA!
This team’s got 99 problems, but the Bruce ain’t one.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Since the Griffey trade (going into today)
Bruce: .333/.368/.833
Votto: .313/.353/.563
Patterson: .385/.385/.692
The future is taking hold, kids.
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
Are these guys gonna call this game?
I know this is important to get stuff for the kids but come on call the game!!!!!!!!!!
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on Aug 6, 2008 1:37 PM EDT reply actions
They haven't called the game this entire series
why start now?
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
How great would it be to see Fukodome going up into the sky like it was The Wizard of OZ!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on Aug 6, 2008 1:39 PM EDT reply actions
that's where being shifty will get you
/pUn ;-) !
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You know that chick Towers from Norfolk?
I can totally facebook her to sign us in for credit so we can grab some natties and throw some bee out by Manigault
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Is there something wrong with your computer?
Your replies are all over the place.
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
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I blame ‘than’s computer
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If Dusty MasterBunter could only teach him how to bunt
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
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And also, if you’re going to run a telethon, Reds, at least give us episodes of Are You Being Served? during the Brewers half inning.
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Jay -fucking -Bruce
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
Why dont we keep some of the Cincy kids in our system?
Brandon Webb, Youklis, ect. ect
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on Aug 6, 2008 1:45 PM EDT reply actions
I guess we cant get them all
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on Aug 6, 2008 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Griff make that play?
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on Aug 6, 2008 1:47 PM EDT reply actions
Bruce is the new 'Young Mr. Grace'
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
Bruce ate his Wheaties this morning
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10 pitch inning for the Hoss
i like it.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply actions
Brantley pisses the shit out of me, even when he's talking about positive stuff.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
he really is bad at his job isnt he?
i mean, you dont really have to know what youre talking about to be a good radio man (see Marty), but damn he is annoying AND stupid.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
He's a third guy in the booth, at best.
His voice gets all circusy when he’s trying to do play-by-play, like he’s a PA announcer. He’s good for the occasional target of Marty’s ridicule, but other than that, he doesn’t say anything worthwhile. Say what you will about the guy, but Welsh runs circles around Brantley in the booth.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 6, 2008 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed
im almost beginning to like Welsh. he’s been doing a good job lobbying for Dunn these past few months. sure, he’s kind of a gomer, but he is definitely the best we have to offer.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 6, 2008 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
clownboy is such a drag
Are they holding the Red’s community Fund Telethon on the Radio? If Anything makes NOT want to give money is incessant fucking yammering. KilltHom’s mic
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
No, but Brantley trying to call games is just as bad
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 6, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Do more of that Corey!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on Aug 6, 2008 1:50 PM EDT reply actions
at least he didn't ground out to second
he’s keeping the defense on their toes.
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
Can we trade Corey for some of these kids?
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on Aug 6, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions
0-2
We Are All Witnesses
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Hey, the Reds are going to announce a new Mascot
Rosie Red will sonn be gracing the field.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
Seriously?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 6, 2008 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
maybe she’ll have sex with gapper on the visitor’s dugout
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
lol
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
They need to euthanize Gapper on the warning track.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 6, 2008 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Put him in a platic bag and throw him into the river
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on Aug 6, 2008 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I would like to hold a charity event for the Red's community Fund
Buy a ticket to get to be the person who holds gapper down. $100 bucks a ticket…
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
Motorized wheelchair baseball - looks like fun for the kids
Also could be a good approach for Adam Dunn in LF.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
That is both funny and wrong in so many ways!!!!!!!!
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on Aug 6, 2008 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Rickie Weeks = reds killer
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on Aug 6, 2008 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
All part of Prince Fielder's Scare the Hits out of You Program
(Hey jch, guess what “hits” is an anagram of?)
What's the purpose of that new Clone Wars movie?
Isn’t it basically going to rehash what took place in the Cartoon Network series (which were AWESOME)? But, with like, crappy computer animation?
the purpose?
Are you familiar with George Luca$? He ha$ only one purpo$e.
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
Hist
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
I know Jerry Lewis and you Mr. Thom are no Jerry Lewis
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on Aug 6, 2008 2:05 PM EDT reply actions
The French love Thom!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on Aug 6, 2008 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
he'll regret that decision
maybe not today, but soon, and for the rest of his life.
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
Prince Fielder is definately fatter than he was yesterday
And tHom isn’t even as good as the Crappy ‘ol Leftover’
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
He ate Manny Parra last night
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on Aug 6, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Now comes the African American Urban portion of the Telethon
Nobody from the reds in that spot. Cincinnati is just plain racist. Oh wait there’s Jim Day talking to Dusty’s Uncle.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
Hobart Hits
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
Grounder hit towards BP, deflected off of Homer's glove. Hence 2 more runs
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
Bad luck game for Homer
Breaks didn’t fall right. Dusty to slow on the draw again too.
Prince looks fatter than he did at his last AB
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
He's having a hell of a game.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 6, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Fielder's Slide
Beached whale
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
And they're doing this with virtually no help from Bill Hall.
Mindblowing.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 6, 2008 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Look who's shutting The Reds down - Jeff - Fucking - Suppan
Barely above Belizze
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
Give me 9 Jay Bruces, I'd win a lot.
Not as much as 9 Froppers, but quite a bit, nonetheless.
"I got a list of demands written on the palm of my hands. I ball my fist and you're gonna know where I stand. We're living hand to mouth! Hand to mouth!"
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 6, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions
Stone Cold Dunna.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 6, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
3 for 20 in August
Followed by Mr. 1-for-21.
Nice.
It's not a coincidence that the overall offense is struggling at the same time
or that they were clicking more along last month when both guys were hitting.
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
More than any two players, these guys are absolutely maddening
There is absolutely no middle ground…all or nothing.
They’re either white hot or Corey Patterson. ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!
I disagree on the all or nothing
but I will defend your right to ARRRGGGGHHHHH
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
Certainly an oversimplification
But given the season is lost, I was hoping either one of the two would continue their hot hitting into the last two months so I have some reason to pay attention.
Oh, well. At least it looks like Bruce is picking it up. Sigh….
Bruce and Votto have both been hitting well right now
But it’s hard to overcome Dunn, EdE, BP, and Kepp, who are hitting a combined .110/.207/.159 so far in August. That, my friends, ain’t getting it done.
All I’ve ever done was be Juan Pierre," he said. "I don’t know why, for some reason, they’re just sticking it to me this year."
So 'nukkah
The women’s team didn’t play so hot, eh?
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Nope
Sort of like the Reds. They gave up a lot of soccer runs early, then couldn’t come back. Without Wambach, their offense is significantly less potent. It would be a major upset if the men advanced farther than the women, but the women are still alive, and the men have a tough group (Japan, Netherlands, and Nigeria, I think).
that's because their team is full of little hotties

And we only have Heather Mitts
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
She is our only Hope

Hans little sister
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
I miss Lenny Harris
Is it too late to become a robber baron?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Aug 6, 2008 3:31 PM EDT reply actions
That was his major league leading 16th out to end a game this season.
Only 5 other players have more than 10. Garrett Atkins and Jason Kendall are tied with 12.
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
Yeah but he must have like 25 walk off hits right?
I mean, he’s the best PH of all time…
Politickin' in God's Country
well another perfectly good afternoon wasted on the deadbeats
Deadbeat team that just mails it in. Jay excluded.
I miss Brandy
MMM Brandy

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
Hey
The Yankees are on ESPN tonight. In a lot of markets, anyway.
Yeah, yeah, I know. But they’re playing the Rangers. You might get a chance to watch Hamilton wreak havoc on the hapless Yanks. He hit a two-run homer off Andy Pettitte last night. (it was the first time he’d ever faced Pettitte.)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

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