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Game 114: Reds vs Brewers

Milwaukee Brewers at Cincinnati Reds, Aug 5, 2008 7:10 PM EDT



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Milwaukee Brewers
@ Cincinnati Reds

Tuesday, Aug 5, 2008, 7:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Dave Bush vs Edinson Volquez

Partly cloudy with a 50-percent chance of rain. Winds blowing out to left field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 90.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Dave Bush 5-9 4.69 1.16 74 27



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Edinson Volquez 13-4 2.71 1.30 139 62


A win last night was nice, but I'm not quite ready to let the baby run free.  I will give her some room to move though.  I want to see back to back wins!

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Remember, Reds, only you can set her free.

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It disturbs me that you have pictures of children in makeshift prisons so readily available.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell, when our kids were little and crying and shit

We’d put in the trink of the car for a while..this kids got it great

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 5, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

First

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Lineup...

Keppinger SS
Votto 1B
Bruce RF
Phillips 2B
Dunn LF
Encarnacion 3B
Patterson CF
Bako C
Volquez P

Uh, boy…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um.

Yeah, if we’re not going to play Hairston, can we just put him back on the DL, let him take his time, and call up Dickerson?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Aug 5, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad to see, though

that Dunn is permanently in the fifth spot.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Aug 5, 2008 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

is the love affair with keppinger just about over?

he seems to be appropriately regressing to his mean, with a .269/.323/.360/.683 line and a 77 OPS+. What are everyday Reds fans’ thoughts on Jeffy?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 5, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

by "everyday"

i mean those in cincinnati whose ears are pulled by the enquirer and wlw all day

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Aug 5, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Changed slightly within the last month or so

From what I’ve seen, about a month ago, he was the second coming of Pete, and a stud prospect who will be the Reds SS for years to come. Just the other day, however, I heard some kid optimistic for Gonzo to come back next season. I’d assume it’s still pretty high, but not as high as earlier in the season.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 5, 2008 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Britney anagram earlier slayed me

So I’ve spent entirely too much time screwing around here today. My favorites for my name:

Harem Errs In Joy
Earn Her Rim Joys

Anyone else have a good one for their name?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit you have a blog now?!

/updates RSS feed reader
/redirects it to go to spam folder

Excellent.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 5, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool

We can all go over there and get the dirt on you.

Cute kid, BTW. Must take after her mother…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was SO close

Did you check out the link I sent you yet?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

As we drift farther and farther away from Baseball into the obscure ....

Dusty Baker = Turdey Skab

Where’s Pops?

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 5, 2008 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I's here

For you to cover that thing from the other night up.

82 wins is gonna change everything!

by Pops Daniels on Aug 5, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corey Hart

hates babies.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone here?

that first inning sucked

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got here

And you are correct sir. Started off nice and went straight to shit.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

A little something going here

COMMON BRUCIE!

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

boooooooooooooooo

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

extra outs are fun!

When we’re not the team giving them away.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

they hit dunn

the Reds need to hit fat boy now

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

He jumped at it and just missed it!

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

great play edwin!!!

Smart play!

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck you corey patterson

Bush just hit Dunn and went full on EdE. So you swing at the first pitch.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

why in the world

do you swing at the first freakin pitch

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Well...

At least Patterson didn’t strike out. :-P

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

you my friend

are an eternal optimist

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

looked low

but i’ll take it.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason KKKendal!!

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason Kendall!

Oh wait, that doesn’t really work.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Much better than the 1st

Now for some runs.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I was (gulp) folding laundry

While yelling at Corey Patterson to at least catch the damned ball if he’s not going to hit it.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't see it

I was going to give him the benefit of the doubt, but it was catchable, eh?

by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first two

(the 2B and 3B) were line shots that he played somewhere between trying to chase it down and playing it off the wall with the ball bouncing past him the other way both times. This last one, he pulled up and let it fall in front of him.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he was playing a little too shallow on the triple

and took a bad angle to the ball

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

feeding the baby ... who is not in a cage or upside down hamper

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 5, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like BP

Even if Slyde doesn’t.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

he shouldn't be in the 4 hole

pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"

by dunnateher on Aug 5, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i agree 100% ... but i still like BP

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

But he spoils me in the field.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

and should be playing short even if he doesn't want to.

pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"

by dunnateher on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

JTM

Was originally “Jack Maas Meats”? Who in their right mind names their kid Jack Maas?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

the same who name their kids jack knauff

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 5, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm waiting for this guy to drop a bomb on mic

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha, Jim Day doing play by play

While interviewing NC’s finest. (Sorry MM)

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

NC's finest?

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 5, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone from Duke

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

false

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 5, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some guy who had driven in from NC for the game

He was a piece of work. As Caleb said above, there was a bit of resemblance to John Kruk.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their Corey > Our Corey

Not that that was really in question, but…

by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

duh

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 5, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit Bako

Catch the ball before attempting to throw out a runner.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

aflac trivia

2 sets of Reds rookies to hit 10+ hrs in the same season

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

hmmm

Votto and Bruce this season

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

AJ Burnett is only 31?

Seems like he’s been around forever.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

So NOW swinging at the first pitch is a big deal

Got it.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets go Reds

I’m a Cubs fan here so I thought I’d come over here and cheer for the Reds to beat the Brewers.

"Check the magic of a winning season and there are always reasons beyond the talent." Ned Colleti

by wrigleyrocker12 on Aug 5, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Were you in the shitstorm last night?

I saw a great vid of some dude dressed as Elvis taking a header across the tarp.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Lightning was striking about a block away from Wrigley. The lightning never stopped.

"Check the magic of a winning season and there are always reasons beyond the talent." Ned Colleti

by wrigleyrocker12 on Aug 5, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

The best story I read somewhere

Was that the lightning was so bad that Berkman yanked his necklace off and threw it out of fear.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I'm wrong as usual
Before LaTroy Hawkins took the mound in the bottom of the eighth, Berkman ran back to the dugout - jokingly, according to the first baseman - to remove his silver necklace.

But minutes later, Berkman, again startled by the ear-splitting conditions, had seen, and heard, enough. He ran for cover, even before the umpires officially shooed the players off the field.

MLB Link

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's a vid on MLB.com

Of Derek Lee swearing and Lance Berkman running away. http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?mid=200808053254947&c_id=chc

"Check the magic of a winning season and there are always reasons beyond the talent." Ned Colleti

by wrigleyrocker12 on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great

It’s heading this way.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you really want us to win

You’ll take back Corey Patterson. Or Dusty. If you take both, that will practically guarantee* you a trip to the World Series.

*Guarantee not valid in IL.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooohhhh

Redus/Esasky and Votto/Bruce.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

redus/esasky???

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 5, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

So sayeth the glowing tube

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Caleb :)

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aflac Trivia answer

Bruce and Votto
Redus and Esasky 1983

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

good question

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can't believe there hasn't been a bunch more ... 10 hr doesn't seem like much

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 5, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep1 pitch, k, k

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Patterson k's

This is a burning question for me, because all of Cubdom hated him but anyway, how do you guys like Dusty?

"Check the magic of a winning season and there are always reasons beyond the talent." Ned Colleti

by wrigleyrocker12 on Aug 5, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

i miss pete

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

They should’ve kept him. He was a good manager.

"Check the magic of a winning season and there are always reasons beyond the talent." Ned Colleti

by wrigleyrocker12 on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'll go to hel,l for lying

Or so I’m told.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i actually wanted bremely if we were not keeping pete, but pete was my number 1

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're getting there

He’s a big name manager though

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a heart attack 4 games into the season

that tell you any thing? lol

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The 2008 RR slogan?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I despise all of you

for the laughs you must have at our expense with dudepick managing and his lover in centerfield

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 5, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey 'nukkah!

Guess who’s playing at the Taste of Blue Ash this year?

Kenny Loggins! (with War and Eddie “The Money Man” Money)

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Aug 5, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

When is that?

Didn’t they have Heart last year?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was right, hell yes!
Blue Ash offers three summer events each year: Summerbration; Red, White, and Blue Ash; and Taste of Blue Ash. Red, White and Blue Ash is held on annually on July 4th and features the biggest Independence Day firework display in the region. The event also draws headline acts for a free concert before the fireworks. The Charlie Daniels Band and 38 Special are slated to perform on July 4, 2008. Heart and Head East played in 2007. Other past performers include Toto in 2006, Styx in 2004, The Doobie Brothers in 2000 and 2003, Eddie Money in 2002, and REO Speedwagon in both 1998 and 1999.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

reo and doobie

are both 2 time headliners? woah!

who is gonna be the first 3 timer?!?

by obc2 on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was just Dennis DeYoung in 2004

All of Styx, huh? And Toto. I never knew smooth music could rock so hard!

by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's from the Blue Ash Wiki page

So take it for what it’s worth.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW

It’s August 22, 23, 24th. Don’t know who’s performing which night, but I’d guess that War is Friday, Loggins on Sat, and Money on Sunday.

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been saying (seriously) for awhile now

that Eddie Money is due for a come back. Or at least a rediscovery by a new generation of music fans. Like some up and coming band needs to cover “Gimme Some Water.”

by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Parr?

He’s really only got that song. Eddie Money has at least four good songs. But “Man in Motion (St. Elmo’s Fire)” is one of the best songs of the ‘80’s.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

he had that Naughty Naughty song also

theme of the 1983 CHL 8th grade hoops champs, Loveland Middle School.

by obc2 on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that from the 80s?

I meant the best 80s song about a guy in a wheel chair.

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Aug 5, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and not even DC

One of the ‘burbs. He’d better be careful because with those kind of ticket price fluctuations, he’s entering… a very dangerous zone!

by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that this game is interesting...

but it’s sorta sad to see edinson slipping these past two months. i hope he gets dominant again for the end of the season so he has that to carry him thorugh winter

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 5, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Not to get all stattty

but some of it is regression too. We knew he wasn’t going to be able to maintain that level. I’d be happy if he makes it through the season without an injury.

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you're right

It was just so cool to be able to think that we were going to win the game regardless for those first few months of his Reds career

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 5, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, the old balk move

How I hate it.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I miss Volquez

I think fielder ate him

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fielder don't eat meat

but he sure likes the bone.

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Aug 5, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

this just in.....

Skyde thinkd Fielder is gay

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Aug 5, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

my fingers tend to get fat when I drink

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Aug 5, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's it

Next time I go to a game, I’m gonna be Omaha, Nebraska’s biggest Reds fan. It pays extremely well.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

just got here

doesn’t seem like I missed that much. Damn, I miss the “Hell yes! Volquez is pitchin!” feeling

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 5, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

and yikes

I hope this isn’t what the world sees when they think of a Reds fan.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 5, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

We get it dude, it’s UNREAL. I changed it this time, I don’t need to see someone eat a fucking Skyline coney four times.

Or maybe I’m just pissy because the Reds suck tonight.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

Are they feeding some North Carolinian Skyline on the air?

by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

Jim Day brought a whole tray of coneys to him.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Having fun, folks?

These Brewers/Reds games aren’t as good when battlekow isn’t around. An important part of our game thread at Brewcrewball discusses Dick Pole.

And by the way, Kendall’s hit was almost certainly the farthest he has hit a ball this year. So be proud you were able to witness that milestone!

And neck size to baby eating ratio.

by Jordan M on Aug 5, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

really?

doesn’t Dave Bush sort of suck? WTF Reds?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 5, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's retired 14 in a row

“This is unreal, man.”

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the best part

I threw harder than that at the fair Saturday night.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

it makes you wonder

is Carolina BBQ the best BBQ there is? If only someone could describe the differences in bbq in song form…

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 5, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

also:

Brendan…care to duke it out to decide DC’s biggest Reds fan?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 5, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

If its a comments rumble

its Brendan by first round TKO

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 5, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're College Park's biggest fan

I’m Fairfax’s biggest fan. We’re both winners!

by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

is Masset friends with Manny Para or something?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 5, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Look out dudes

Prince might try to eat Nick Masset. Or if they fight.. you saw what he did to a guy on his team. The Brewers really need to have a bench-clearing brawl: I wonder what Prince could do.

And neck size to baby eating ratio.

by Jordan M on Aug 5, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Get winded halfway to the mound

And have to be carried off by CC. :)

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a starter

We’d have more AB to make up the runs after his two innings of work.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is Pete allowed to participate

in the RCF charity game/auction/dinner thingy? Wouldn’t that be a MLB-sanctioned event?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

they must have

gotten special dispensation from the Big Brewer in New York

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

17 in a row retired by
Juan Marichal Dave Bush

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey!

Edwin with a 4 pitch at-bat! And coaxes an error!

by Brian B on Aug 5, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

woo hoo

Co Pa with a ground rule double. Redeemable for 3 more starts this week

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corey Patterson

In play, no out? Or is GameDay fucking up again?

by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

extra bases even!

if only on a technicality.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 5, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

just curious

is Ben Sheets the best Brewer pitcher ever? Who have they ever had that was better…did Warren Spahn pitch for them ever? I’m gonna look this up and get back to you

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 5, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll try to save you some time

Sheets is probably the best. Vukovich and Caldwell were good back in the day, and Teddy Higuera struck out a lot of guys. You could count Rollie Fingers, too. And Dave Bush.

I never saw any of them pitch- before my time. :)

And neck size to baby eating ratio.

by Jordan M on Aug 5, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks, brother

or should I say….abi?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 5, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

screw you catcher witch

if you no help me now I do it myself

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

that would have been better

had I typed it faster and Bako actually hit the ball

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cherry Hudson Junior!

We need you!

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

never, ever, thought I'd hear those words.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 5, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

bad strike one call

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 5, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

crap on a stick

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

That brings us back to the "swing for a solo homer" part of the lineup.

As opposed to the “swing to make a quick out” part of the lineup.

by Brian B on Aug 5, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I miss Mike Cameron

(never thought I’d say that)

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason Kendall vs. Ryan Freel in an all out grit-fest

Who ya got??

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

g-good god! That's Gabe Kapler's music!

he deserves a mention in this discussion

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 5, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dante's third level of hell....

Stuck watching “I Survived a Japanese Game Show”, two hour special, with the kiddos…

by obc2 on Aug 5, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Could be worse

You could be watching this game. Lord.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arroyo

pinch-ran for Cherry?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

True story

It was 2-1 Brewers when I got off the train and walked home. I got home, threw a burger on the grill, sat down on the couch, and turned the game on. It was commercial. I thought it’s likely the score is no longer 2-1, so what is it? I guessed 5-1 Brewers and Volquez was being chased.

Sure enough, the game returned and it was 5-1. Andy Phillips pinch hit for Volquez that inning.

I bet 90% of you would have guessed the exact same thing.

by Brian B on Aug 5, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

i just called to add showtime

and insight told me that they couldn’t add channels this late at night…

i’m not enjoying my day

by chandrathan on Aug 5, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

yep...

i watched the first five episodes of season 4 online, but now all of this season is on the on demand channel.

by chandrathan on Aug 5, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce, Dunn

Getting hits, starting shit, just another day. Bitches.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

OK

2 out rally time

82 wins is gonna change everything!

by Pops Daniels on Aug 5, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha

With LLM? On this night?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

he almost made contact. Scrappy yet fat AB.

82 wins is gonna change everything!

by Pops Daniels on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

LLM

Fat Sexplosion!

82 wins is gonna change everything!

by Pops Daniels on Aug 5, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

blech

put this turd in the books.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

just got here

looks like I got here before the REDS!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Aug 5, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank God

I don’t have to see that dude from NC anymore. He seemed nice enough but damn, they beat that horse all night long.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Hobbs has 110 RBI

Damn.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I know the trade was the right thing and all but

maybe Jesus really does like him best.

82 wins is gonna change everything!

by Pops Daniels on Aug 5, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

ESPN had already added his two for tonight, he’s only at 108. Pshaw.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus Loves Josh more than Voltron

We shoulda kept him. what an outfield – Dunn LF, hobbs CF, Bruce RF….What a whole lot of runs that group would produce – give ab average Fogg like pitcher a chance every game

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 5, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hobbs is not really a CFer

I think he’s going to end up in right field.

He DH’ed tonight. A-Rod got plunked twice, so Veras “protected his teammate” and plunked Hamilton. It was pretty obvious. As Josh took his walk, Veras looked into the dugout at A-Rod, as if to say, “This one’s for you.”

Texas had the last laugh, though. The Yankees went down fighting, but in the end, Everyday Eddie got the save.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 6, 2008 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

He homered off Pettitte tonight

Andy had kind of a rough night.

Pettitte struck him out later in the game, and Josh got pretty upset with the umpire. I thought he was going to get tossed, but the umpire took off his mask and Hamilton got the message.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 5, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Home from the lanes - a brutal night of bowling coupled with a ridiculous Red's game.

Mad’s bowling> Red’s game

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 5, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

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