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Game 113: Reds vs Brewers

Milwaukee Brewers at Cincinnati Reds, Aug 4, 2008 7:10 PM EDT



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Milwaukee Brewers
@ Cincinnati Reds

Monday, Aug 4, 2008, 7:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Clear. Winds blowing in from right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Near 90.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Manny Parra 9-4 3.93 1.51 97 58



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Bronson Arroyo 9-8 5.74 1.53 107 42


Remember the slight air of hope that you may have felt prior to the Rockies series?  Yeah, me neither.  I don't know what to say at this point.  I still watch off and on, but honestly I watched Wipeout on Saturday night instead of the game.  Wipeout?!?!

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Hopefully they can do something to make the rest of this season interesting, but with the way they've been playing lately, I don't have a lot of hope.  Maybe Joey Votto is just getting ready to give us a Player of the Month performance for August?  Something like that could get him the Rookie of the Year award too.  Well that's what I'm rooting for then!  Help us, Joey-wan-Kenobi, you're our only hope!

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"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Man

I’m home sick and still couldn’t get first. :(

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I blame you

For not saving us from the Curse of Chandrathan. That poor baby is never going to get out.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 4, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone should tabulate the "First" records so far this season.

We need a proven veteran “first” poster to get out of this slump.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've only been first like three times this year

but i do believe the reds are winless when i post first..

but really, they’re gonna lose anyway

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, I won't be at this game

So a) we’ll have a chance of winning, and b) this game thread might exceed 200 comments. But c’mon people, I’m only one man.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 5:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lineup

via [sic]:

Jeff Keppinger ss

Joey Votto 1b

Edwin Encarnacion 3b

Brandon Phillips 3b

Adam Dunn lf

Jolbert Cabrera rf

Jay Bruce cf

David Ross c

Bronson Arroyo p

vs. LH Manny Parra

The good news: No Corey! EdE batting third!

The bad news: Jolbert batting 6th! Kepp (with his stellar .320 OBP) leading off!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The best news:

TWO THIRD BASEMEN! Well done, Fay.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dusty calls it the reverse shift

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

WTF?

Who did this lineup? Why is there a first baseman in the two-hole, when there’s a perfectly good CFer available?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 4, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Dusty thinks that

this team is so hopeless for the rest of this season, that the fans will stop bitching about the batting order.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't decided

whether I should be happy about EdE batting third, or mad that Dunn’s still batting 5th. Hm.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well it is bowling night, maybe they'll have the game on at the lanes:

With this batting order we’ll probably have Australian Football. Boy is Dusty OTL. I read that he likes batting Dunn 5th because he’s always batted 5th even in the minors. therefore he a #5 kind of guy.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 4, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, a Brewers game!

How long until battlekow comes busting in?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe he'll follow your lead, and post beastiality pics

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he shows up

then Jeremy will have to DRINK HIS BEERSHAKE!

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will not be drinking

any sort of “shake” from another man, thankyouverymuch.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would however

Partake of a sample of her shake.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I almost want the Brewers to do well this series

They’re more fun to root for than the Cubs.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 5:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Yup

They sure are.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 4, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think this sums it up quite nicely

“The third man, a 34-year-old Joliet resident, was not charged with a felony because he did not reach the victim until after the initial beating had taken place. Milwaukee police cited him for disorderly conduct and misdemeanor assault after he allegedly punched his sister in the mouth as she tried to intervene in the fight, police said.”

punched his own sister in the mouth. i bet alot of Cubs fans can relate to that.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 4, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy Cow!

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice necklace.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Aug 4, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhhh now this is what i like to see from a game thread

20 posts in the first 20 minutes. with this kinda spirit that baby will be back in her crib before sunset.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 4, 2008 5:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Off Subject but I ran across this photo while searching for information about Jedi buntmansters. Sure looks a lot like Crolfer...

Crolfs if that’s you you need to fatten that baby up.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 4, 2008 5:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so whats up with Jerry?

is he just gonna eat up a roster spot or are they going to DL him again? they need to do something because an OF platoon of CoPat and Holebert…nagannadooit.

FREE CHRIS DICKERSON

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 4, 2008 6:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Please don't suck this time.

Please?

I’ll probably just watch High Fidelity instead. It came via the crappy canadian version of netflix, zip.ca…which doesn’t really care what your preferences are, since they never send you anything in the top 40 of your queue anyway.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Aug 4, 2008 6:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Top Five All Time DVD's that you asked for but didn't get"

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dusty smokes crack

Proof? He thinks “If we get hot in our division, we are still in this thing”

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 6:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dusty smokes crack and Dunn don't care

kinda catchy tune

pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"

by dunnateher on Aug 4, 2008 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also said that Arroyo was on a pitch count

why?

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay

I’m here. I’m not happy about it, but I’m here.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and alone

sooooooo alone.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm back from work

August is my favorite month. The kids are out of school, and Congress is on vacation. What’s normally a 90 minute commute takes 40 minutes, tops. Traffic can tell me how my ass tastes.

/Shaq’d

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hear ya

I’m not looking forward to school starting the next two weeks. It fucks up my entire morning.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man alive

You commute 90 minutes normally?

by ken on Aug 4, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

I kind of hate Fairfax.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've not been ouotside all day

But it sure looks hot out there.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So

after being swept by the Nats, how many people you figure’ll show up to this one?

10K over/under

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

over

probably around 12 to 13K will show up to tonight’s….......titanic struggle.

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of announcers

Skip Caray’s death really saddened me. I heard him in NC all the time with the Braves blanketing the state and he had Marty’s sarcastic attitude without being a dick about it.

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed

watched Braves games all the time before FSN Ohio came on the air. very sad news

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A nice article on Marty's thoughts

http://cincinnati.reds.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080804&content_id=3252365&vkey=news_cin&fext=.jsp&c_id=cin

From what little I heard from Skip, he seemed like one of the good ones. He was a homer but not obnoxious about it.

by ken on Aug 4, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Over.

5 dollar view level tickets and dollar hot dogs for this series. That’s the only reason why I’ll take the over.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mmmm

Dollar hot dogs…

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know.

I’m pissed that I found out about it like, an hour ago, and today would be the only day this series I’d be able to go to.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw this over on Brew Crew Ball
.414 BA
.485 OBP
.931 SLG
1.416 OPS

That’s Edwin’s line against the Brewers this year. So, good thing he’s batting third. And Bill Hall is not in the starting lineup. We might have a chance!

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

One curveball for a ball

The rest were 89 mph fastballs. And Bronson gets Braun to fly out. Time for Braun to go rest on the Sabathia.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How close was Votto's hit?

GameDay shows it as right at the wall, maybe a little over.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh EdE

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Force out

Shucks, I was hoping to be able to use the “K”orey slam. Dacub is so clever! How does he come up with this stuff?

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just save it.

It’s only a matter of time before the Reds sign T. S. F. “K”orey Casto. So many applicable RR memes!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With Griffey gone,

it’s time to welcome Cameron back.

by ken on Aug 4, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay....

But no Brett Tomko.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CC

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No call on Sabathia?

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Halladay?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Halladay is one

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beckett?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Harang?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

none of those

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

two of them were in the 2004 ALCS

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pedro

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arroyo

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim Wakefield!!

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Answer

1. Oswalt, 106
2. Halladay, 105
3.Mussina, 100
4.Derek Lowe, 100

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DEREK LOWE?

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

crazy right?

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he won 21 games in 02

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You misspelled that

DEREK FUCKING LOWE?

SRSLY?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Derek Lowe?

Didn’t he spend some of that time as a reliever?

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

41 pitches through two innings for Bronson

Methinks we’ll be getting our second look at Masset tonight.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeez

I just went over 1000 comments. Guess I’m part of the basement club now, huh?

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Congrats.

You’re still 10K behind ‘Nukkah.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With this comment

I’m 95 away from 12,000. Who needs a life?

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hi, Hello, and Welcome

Who’s the leader these days? Slyde maybe?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Between Slyde and Caleb, I'd think.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I propose a cage match

With ‘tHan as the ring girl.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the way you think

Unless you’re referencing ‘tHan saying he & I look alike. In which case I hate the way you think, and I need a “motion sickness” bag.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look alike?

I thought it was more like “two bodies, one soul”

by ken on Aug 4, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only when we make the beast with two backs

Okay, I just offended myself.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well done

You know the drill.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 problems with that

We need to be mindful of Caleb’s recovery, and Slyde hasn’t left the basement in so long that the light of day might blind him

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder

If water does strange things to him, too.

Please note: I chose this pic because it was exactly 60K. :)

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't showered since I first saw Gremlins

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Aug 4, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are we opening up a book for this?

I’ve got Caleb by a lot. The man survived a heart attack, I think he can handle this:

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I have much less hair than that now.

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Aug 4, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this whole conversation included some great stuff

but this was definitely my favorite comment

rec’d

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

also,

I getting nearer and nearer to 10,000 comments then my plan is complete

Step 1 (10,000 comments) Step 2 (?) Step 3 (Profit!)

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think step 2 is "grow a big bushy beard"

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey that's my plan!

I never should have shared my plan

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arroyo climbing the ladder on Weeks

Get some!

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by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Corey steals my heart

and Davey’s singles

by ken on Aug 4, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cory Hart is one ugly sumbitch

Maybe Braun could give him dreaminess lessons or something.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Hart have lines shaved into the side of his head?

It looked that way when he took off his helmet earlier

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aflac

Which pitcher and hitter got their 300th win and 3000th hit on the same day?

Sounds vaguely familiar. Don Sutton and ….? Or maybe Phil Niekro?

by ken on Aug 4, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nolan Ryan and Robin Yiount?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

Neither the hitter nor the pitcher was a Red or Brewer. Great question, guys.

by ken on Aug 4, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A little before my time

Seaver and Carew?

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

You’re the king of the basement tonight

by ken on Aug 4, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My dad told me that actually for some reason a few years ago

And really, may as well show off my inner nerd on the day I join the quadruple digit comment club

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Son, this will win you a bar bet one day.

Or impress your friends on the internet.”

by ken on Aug 4, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"And if that's the case,

then this is the last time I call you ‘Son.’”

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You're on fire tonight

However, my dad actually was in the process of registering for an account on here when he read the privacy policy really in depth and he now thinks that sbNation is staeling all our identities

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reading the privacy policy really in depth

I’d say he’s definitely got the nerdly potential to do well here.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and he knows Mick Collins from his rock 'n roll days

you’d get along

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I assume you mean your dad's rock 'n roll days

Mick’s are still going quite strong.

That’s incredibly awesome though. If he did join, I would probably put all the catjacking of threads to shame with my Chris Farley Show-like questions? “Remember the time, wh-when Mick covered, uh, a Phil Lynott song? That was awesome!”

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah he is

although selling out for that Wal-Mart commercial docked him many points in my book

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually had no idea on that one

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey this guy has a no hitter going

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by Caleb on Aug 4, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What's that? A no-hitter? WOW!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This seems to happen almost weekly

The Reds cannot buy a hit until the later innings and by then it is almost too late.

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, at least Goodroyo is doing his part to keep the Reds in it

He can smell that 10th win.

And now I’ve jinxed it.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

There’d be no point in watching if Sheets and Sabathia were going

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was actually thinking about that before

It’s Bush tomorrow – he’s had a real hot-cold year. Suppan Wednesday.

by ken on Aug 4, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah why waste CC and Sheets on the Reds

hard to believe he has a no hitter going

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

some one should drop a bunt on this guy

to break up the No HItter

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by Caleb on Aug 4, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you know it's a boring game

when this banter is going on

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by Caleb on Aug 4, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Reds need to do something

Marty and Jeff are talking about cow tipping

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YAY JOLBERT!

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they were doing that yesterday ... for all three of us that heard the broadcast

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jolbert!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Baby steps, gentlemen.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey no more no no

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's go Cornroyo!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm vack

Didja miss me? Sucks I wasn’t even close on the annoying duck question. And cheshirecat, have your dad take a peek at the PATRIOT Acts if he wants to be afraid, very afraid.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

VACK?

HELL YEAH!

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My phone's already tapped

we know all about it

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice call!

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow!

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice call!!

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 4, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can you help Kepp out next?

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by Caleb on Aug 4, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well done!

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by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Common Parra, channel your inner Glendon Rusch...

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

double post

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by Caleb on Aug 4, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jo-eh!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the reds cannot be stopped!

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

once the 5th inning starts that is

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

truth

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have mixed feelings about this

The reds do obviously need to win, but at the brewers expense? I like the brewers, they’re longer suffering than us

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what's their WC lead?

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

But just think back to that series in 1999, where if we hadn’t completely shit the bed against the Brewers, we would have never needed to play that 1 game play-in game against the Mets.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bud Selig can rot in hell for that last damn game

I stayed up the whole damn night listening to it. Cal Eldred was the pitcher for the Brewers as I recall.

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok dusty...get somebody up please

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

majewski is up

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

8 straight balls for Bronson

I’m not too upset about pitching around Braun and Fielder, but now the Brewers are only down by one with one swing of the bat.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have $120 in Reds gift certificates that must be used for 2008 tickets

so, we’re heading to Cincy for the weekend to watch these losers play. I’m leaning toward splurging on the scout seats or the dugout boxes. Anyone going to be at the game?

by Brian B on Aug 4, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Better idea

Go wednesday with 23 of your closest friends. :)

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by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

RR outing?

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

could be.

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it wasn't a day game...

Oh wait, most RRs don’t have jobs. Carry on!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a job...

so I couldn’t make it anyways. Just want to do a RR outing sometime before this team falls off a cliff…

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

before?

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No problem

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by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same here.

I’d be up for an RR outing as well. Preferably when Big Bob lowers ticket prices substantially to get people to come see this shitty team.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

should have gone tonight

$5 seats and $1 dogs

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know.

I heard about it too late, though.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It goes through Wednesday

Hence my “23 of your closest friends” joke earlier.

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by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hence?

what an asshole

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, that's H. Pence

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by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

Hence, by “most RRs have jobs” statement. (Myself included.) Asshole.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my dad bought some cheap tickets

for the Giants series later in the month. won’t be there this weekend but i will be there during that friday game for the giants

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ash and i will be there saturday

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You guys suck

I thought we were buds.

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by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey man you wanna come to the game saturdaY?

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too late

I will never be your ring-girl-mate now.

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by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but if they score 10 runs, we could get free wings at hooters!

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sukr bet right there

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by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't flash the blade on the guy in shades, Bronson

Corey Hart vs. Arroyo Speedwagon. Only one of them takes it on the run (column).

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What happened

my gameday’s gone kaput

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks

it told me that it was suddenly 4-4 (which woulda been a hell of a feat) then froze

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

perhaps an unfortunate case of foreshadowing?

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is nukkah running gameday?

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

counsill with two on grounded to votto who bobbled put still made the 3rd out

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

counsell ... have a horrible case of fay-itis

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corey Hart had a hit single (before your time)

Braun scored. He and Fielder had been walked on eight straight balls. Then Craig Counsell scrappily grounded out to first.

Bronson’s at 111 pitches, and I would say he’s done. Pretty nice outing from Goodroyo today.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the remote about went through the tv on that play

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jay-Z?

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you are a witch tonight .....

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ask and ye shall recieve.

second time tonight

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unreal

Nostranukkah

by ken on Aug 4, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

ha ha .. recd

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

strait up the nose

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF does Kadeem Hardison have to do with anything?

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by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you live in a different world jch

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonight

You do not question anything I do.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point

Predict something else, something cool!

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by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

woohoo

jay the bruce!!

by thedecline19 on Aug 4, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep, that's our 7 hitter.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Corey Patterson in the game

The Cesspool in centerfield only plays well in the Cesspool on the Potomac.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

THE MAJIK MAN!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

makes the ball dissappear off Cameron's bat

and into the stands

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cameron homers in GABP the first home game after trading Griffey

Karma, baby.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUCKS!

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUCKS!

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

looks like were due for some threadz

I blame ‘Nukkah’s pic. (and why is my sig line in the first but not the second?)

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double sucks

(Your sig line is in both posts.)

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he should pull

The John C. Reilly routine from Talladega Nights, with the hand gestures and all. He’d still suck, but would at least be entertaining.

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by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well ... crap

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Welsh calling Majewski a "contact pitcher"

That’s another word for “he sucks”. And look, he’s proving my point by showing us where to shove it.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey 'nukkah

dont ever go to a Reds game ever again, m’k thnx. bad voodoo.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 4, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Curse my something d-o-o economics!

“It did not work, and the team sank further into depression.”

by Brendanukkah on Aug 4, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dugout fight!!!!

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT!

This is better than the game!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 4, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wha happened?

I was stuck watching Chowder on Cartoon Network.

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by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rada rada

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

by chandrathan on Aug 4, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Parra and Prince were talking in the dugout

Parra threw his jacket down and Prince shoved him and then hit him in the face before he was pulled off. im sure they will run it again.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 4, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Parra looks like he is going to cry

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 4, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i would be crying too

his life probably just flashed before his eyes.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 4, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

might want to check the back off his pants for a brown stain

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you guys with the fancy TVs explain to us gamedayers

what the hell happened there?

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by chesirecat on Aug 4, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

pitcher was talking shit to fielder who turned around and pushed him twice before being seperated

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm sure it'll be on BBTN

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Aug 4, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing Prince is a vegetarian

He could probably eat Parra in no more than six bites.

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by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we have six runs on four hits...

"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord

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