Game 134: Reds at Astros
by Slyde on Aug 28, 2008 12:00 PM EDT
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Cincinnati Reds at Houston Astros, Aug 28, 2008 2:05 PM EDT
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Afternoon game today. Man, I really wish Harang had been shutdown. I hope he's actually healthy and not just being a trooper for this shitty team. No way this team is competitive next season without a healthy Harang.
Reds NL Central magic number is down to 5. They are really trying to make it tight, aren't they?
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Did you guys see the Chicago Sun-Times tear Jay Mariotti a new one?
It’s awesome! (hat tip CTR)
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Aug 28, 2008 12:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah i saw that yesterday on fark
and couldn’t believe that it was a true story. That’s as good as it gets!
by chandrathan on Aug 28, 2008 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get my sports news from "humorous" websites
So I read that and thought it was made up. God, that’s good. “I’ll miss him around here. Not personally, of course.”
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Mariotti was leaving, I thought I'd miss him
but it turns out that I’ve got pretty good aim and I hit him squarely with the front bumper.
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Aug 28, 2008 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Awesome!
He still has a gig with ESPN though! Although he is not even the biggest douche on ESPN!
1. Jim Rome
2. Skip Bayliss
3. Stephen A. Smith
4. Woody Paige
are all ahead of him.
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
by Zach K on Aug 29, 2008 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gonna Have to disagree zach
Every person you listed there has at some point entertained me.
Mariotti has never done anything that didn’t make me want to change the channel.
Jim Rome’s radio show is actually really good.
by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2008 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What!
Jim Rome’s radio show is him blabbering on the whole time.
Skip Bayliss is like Reynard and Micheal x100 but except he gets paid lots of $ to do it
Stephen A. Smith ruined the 2007 NBA Draft with his non stop blabbering
Wood Paige always tries to make a “Good Ole Day” story out of everything.
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
by Zach K on Aug 29, 2008 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok
- Jim Rome’s radio show is him blabbering on the whole time.
Yep, that’s what you do when you host a radio show.
- Skip Bayliss is like Reynard and Micheal x100 but except he gets paid lots of $ to do it
At least his is clever and funny in his wrongness. Mariotti is neither.
- Stephen A. Smith ruined the 2007 NBA Draft with his non stop blabbering
Not a huge Stephen A. Fan, but I still like him better than Mariotti.
- Wood Paige always tries to make a "Good Ole Day" story out of everything.
He is a buffoon, but he embraces playing the part. I’d say that them making fun of him is what made Around the Horn.
by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2008 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Jime Rome blabbered all the time on his radio show it would be a huge improvement
The thing about Rome’s radio show is he takes long pauses.
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He takes these huge pauses on his radio show.
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He takes them to fill time and he repeats himself a lot.
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He repeats himself! And takes long pauses.
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To fill time.
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Sincerely,
Someone famous and not very funny
/faux attitude
by Red Menace on Aug 29, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm ahlso not gonna read...
…any posts by Red Menace…..So don’t bother sending ‘em….yeah, we’re not doing thaht……..I’m not gonna read them, clones….the ones thaht say how I take long pauses….so I’m telling you right now, don’t bother senthingthemincuzI’mnotgonnareadem…loved the conversation with Chan Gailey b’theway…
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by Man Mountain on Aug 29, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you guys are spot on!
but you forgot about playing the same audio clip over and over for about fifteen minutes.
boom…outta here
tell me how my ass tastes
by chandrathan on Aug 29, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The push for 29th best in the majors begins today!
Come on Reds, you can do it, San Diego is starting to heat up. Only 7 games back!
Politickin' in God's Country
by chesirecat on Aug 28, 2008 12:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Rosales starts!
Dickerson LF
Kepp SS
Phillips 2B
Votto 1B
Bruce RF
Rosales 3B
Patterson CF
Hanigan C
Harang P
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 28, 2008 12:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i guess Dusty wanted him to be "comfortable"
so he put him close to shortstop. Dusty Baker is dumb.
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 28, 2008 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why not Jolbert in CF?
Is Dusty just trying to personally piss me off now?
by PeteyHendrix on Aug 28, 2008 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you not understand the historic significance of what Corey Patterson is trying to achieve????
The man needs ABs
Politickin' in God's Country
by chesirecat on Aug 28, 2008 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
edit:
Votto is batting 3rd, Phillips is batting 4th.
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 28, 2008 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ramon Ramirez "front-runner: to start Saturday, says Dusty!
by phantomo88 on Aug 28, 2008 1:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I always wanted Magglio Ordonez to pitch for our team
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's mulletist!
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Aug 28, 2008 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you'd said "mullattoist,"
that would have been racist.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was a type of coffee.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 28, 2008 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, they're cookies made by Pepperidge Farm
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Aug 28, 2008 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Delicious!
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 28, 2008 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pepperidge Farm remembers
When certain folks weren’t allowed to mix with other folks without ostracization.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, what?
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 28, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Basically riffing off a Futurama joke
TV Voice: “Do you remember a time when cookies came fresh from the oven? Petridge Farm remembers!”
Fry: “Ahh, those were the days.”
TV Voice: “Do you remember a time when women couldn’t vote and certain folk weren’t allowed on golf courses? Petridge Farm remembers!”
Throw the mulatto talk into the mix, and voila! Poorly executed joke!
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got it.
i just wanted to post a picture of an ostrich.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 28, 2008 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where can I subscribe
to the Annotated Brendanukkah?
by ken on Aug 28, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm reading a case in Torts
About Cunningham egging on a guy to blow smoke in the face of an anti-smoking activist on his show, and being liable for battery.
I’m not doing a really good job of staying unbiased
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 28, 2008 2:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo hoo! Work distractions!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 28, 2008 2:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Amen
and my boss is leaving for vacation in half an hour.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game's on
Keppinger on first with a single!
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Last night I listened to a half inning of the game on the radio
and Brantley said flat out twice in a 6 minute inning. It included this gem, “That’s how you get flat out of a double play.” (in regards to Joey Votto breaking up a double play) It’s like his mind knew the word “out” was coming up so it naturally threw a “flat” in front of it.
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Aug 28, 2008 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
love it
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since Brantley came around I've noticed more and more people using "flat out"
James Thurber should write a paper about it.
by chandrathan on Aug 28, 2008 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My father and his family use "flat out" a lot
and they’re Cincinnati back to the 1900’s.
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
William Howard Taft
can flat out bust trusts.
by ken on Aug 28, 2008 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not just cincinnati...but national media as well
by chandrathan on Aug 28, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's interesting
could be perception bias on your part.
But I did hear an Englishman in my dept. use it when talking about some EPL team on Monday.
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How Fulham flat out embarrassed Arsenal?
After they themselves were flat out embarrassed by Stoke City?
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he was talking about the Villians
He’s a fan, though I believe he may have been talking about how they were embarrassed by Stoke.
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, Villa
Flat out owned by Americans with an American flat out keeping goal, and another one flat out backing him up. They are flat out the new Team America. Fuck Fulham.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even more surprising:
the number of Englishman starting
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*men
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Votto
GIBP. weird dude.
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 28, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so is Ty Wigginton
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 28, 2008 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wigginton, out
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 2:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's wiggeda-wiggeda-whack
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Aug 28, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well this is going well, Adam
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 28, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Fuck Fuck Berkman
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 2:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Berkman doubles
also, gas prices are too high.
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 28, 2008 2:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hear the commodity market price for Berkman
has risen over $100 a barrel.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 28, 2008 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hot Damn!
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was half hoping that Harang was healed, hale, and hearty
But hurling heroically, though hazardously? Heaven help us!
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 2:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BP works fast.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 28, 2008 2:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At BP, efficiency is job one
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Aug 28, 2008 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Games at Minute Maid are lit like a strip mall
it really annoys me
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 2:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
plus
Tiffany plays shows there every Wednesday night.
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Aug 28, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She and Darin Erstad
are running just as fast as they can.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 28, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoo
Harang rolling.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 28, 2008 2:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Harang
studied efficiency under the illustrious Brandon Phillips. 23 pitches through 2 innings.
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 28, 2008 2:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Backe is a visiting professor
18 pitches through 2.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude is going for tenure
9 pitch inning
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 28, 2008 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Patterson sees 2 pitches
dude is flat out consistent
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 28, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If he were to fall
would he be flat out, flat out?
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 28, 2008 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Dusty,
WE SUCK AT BUNTING. Everyone on the team. ‘Cept maybe Hopper, but he’s hurt. Stop calling for us to bunt, for we are terrible at it. Don’t. Bunt. Anymore. Got it? Good.
Sincerely,
’Nukkah
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 2:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope you used your nicest stationery.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 28, 2008 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Disney spelled stationery wrong.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 28, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And copyrighted,
for like a million years.
by ken on Aug 28, 2008 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Backe is batting .302 with two dingers
Not bad. Only 3 RBI though. Figures he only hits meaningless solo shots. Must be a Texas thing.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 2:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He has two dingers?
He must be popular with the ladies.
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Aug 28, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why am I listening.
I just FLAT OUT, CAN NOT take clownboy doing play by play.
Fingernails on a chalkboard sound better.
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by snohio on Aug 28, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Time Warner Cable.... HIGH DEF
Brantley really struggles when there’s no one there to comment on his stupid southern witticisms. Well, struggles even more.
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 28, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
@ work.
Otherwise it would be DirecTV HiDef.
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by snohio on Aug 28, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holla
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 28, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I meant that he was doing a promo for Time Warner,
finished it, and then said it again in a funny voice going “Time Warner Cable… HIGH DEF!”.
Duh, didn’t it come across the internet?
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 28, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh..
I had him tuned out in my mind.. I though you were saying you were watching on TW.. I didn’t think these get-away games were on TV..
Sept 6th - Duffers Open - http://duffersopen.org/ - Play some golf with your fellow RRs.
by snohio on Aug 28, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, I have U-Verse anyway
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 28, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He sounds like he's announcing the starting lineups for the Chicago Bulls
Only he’s talking like that for the entire inning.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 28, 2008 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
14 pitches for Backe that inning. We’re breaking him, boys!
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 2:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
41 through 4 innings
if he’s not careful, he might end up throwing 90 pitches this game.
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Aug 28, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed, I cried from laughing
Then I laughed some more.
Kid falls over the wall in Philly
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 28, 2008 2:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that's scary
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Aug 28, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get Busy..
Don’t you have a small little fireworks show you have to prepare for.. :)
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by snohio on Aug 28, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quiet, you
They let me out to eat and play on the intarwebs every couple of hours. :)
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 28, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously
what are the chances any of our terrible coaches are fired this winter? i have to think Dusty stays, if only because this team has seen enough turnover already, not to mention all the shamola he is earning. Jacoby has to be gone though right? i feel like i just want them all gone out of irrational frustration, but they all really do suck at their jobs, right?
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 28, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree
But would this be an opportunity for Dusty to bring in “his” coaches?
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats what im REALLY afraid of
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 28, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eric Davis is the hitting coach here next year
you heard it here first
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 28, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But
I thought that as a player he did everything in exactly the wrong form. (Hole up and in, pulled hands down, wrist swing, off balance) I mean I loved him but…
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 28, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you're probably right.
I just think he seems like the perfect guy that Dusty would like on his staff. Former Red, black, speedy outfielder, and he had a great deal of success, even if it was unorthodox. Dusty doesn’t seem like the type that would actually consider a player’s swing before hiring him to coach his team’s hitting.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 28, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not so
I heard it here first.
It’s hard* to argue with this logic:
I would love to see Eric Davis back in a Reds uniform because it would give some visual evidence of franchise pride and continuity for the young players.
Eric Davis was also one of the many players that I imitated while playing backyard baseball as a kid.
*easy
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh, but nobody else said that he'd become the hitting coach
Just a coach. I win.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 28, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Back in a uniform"
Your starting centerfielder for the 2009 Cincinnati Reds…
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be a clear upgrade to our current situation.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 28, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone reassure me that there's no way Corey Patterson comes back next season
I’m nervous…
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 3:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't.
I’m sure Dusty will come up with some reason he did so poorly and start rambling on about how well he sounded and it was all just bad luck.
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by snohio on Aug 28, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
8 full years
Is a small sample size.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 28, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ive been drinking maalox by the case
i felt nervous 3 months ago. now im self-destructive over it.
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 28, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's okay
it’s not like he’s married to Dusty’s daughter
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Aug 28, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A quick stop in Vegas on the Reds next west-coast road trip could change that
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 28, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 28, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fuckin' quintero
that creep can roll, man…
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
8-year-olds dude
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 28, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quintero now has as many homers as Backe
and a date Wednesday, pendejo.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn't quintero hit his other homer agains the Reds?
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
August 8th off of Masset
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marty almost said Adam Harang on that homer
Oh yeah, and fuuuuck.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 28, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey guys
its the 5th already. oh, and the Reds havent scored yet.
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 28, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SMALL BALL!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 28, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey did you all know
that Darin Erstad used to be a punter at Nebraska?
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 28, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought
He was raped after trying out in Colorado.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 28, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've arrived...
are we losing yet?
I think we overmeet as a society.
by Gray on Aug 28, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Another speedy runner picked off
what’s not to like about the team speed philosophy?
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You can't coach speed
or baserunning.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn't a famous manager say something about this?
I think we overmeet as a society.
by Gray on Aug 28, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you misspelled "infamous"
Dusty Baker is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 28, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think he was talking about tomato plants
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Off Wigginton
Politickin' in God's Country
by chesirecat on Aug 28, 2008 3:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wigginton
“I think I’ll step out again”
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 3:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
As the saying goes, when you're playing the Astros, make Ty Wigginton beat you
As Aaron Harang’s saying goes, I walked into a door at Ty Wigginton’s house.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brantley
Is he telling Harang how to pitch? Brantley should be a pitching coach with all of his wisdom.
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by snohio on Aug 28, 2008 3:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn throw out Ty, and this'd be hell of a start.
It’s still been pretty damn good, hope for ’09, at least. Too bad he drops to 4-15 because this offense is so completely inept
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by chesirecat on Aug 28, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Even with Ty it's a quality start
I haven’t been watching, but were any of the HRs an Enron special? Quintero’s looks pretty shallow in LF.
by ken on Aug 28, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, they were all to the LF short porch
Quintero’s hit the Chik-Fil-A cow.
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Hova maybe starting to turn it around?
Opposite field triple. I’ll take it.
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 28, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
5 hits, eh?
Has anyone noticed that Bako’s almost caught up to Patterson’s ineptness, at least in terms of batting average? Oh, and he’s already reached a lower slugging percentage. Impressive.
Bako: .206/.278/.318 in 298 PAs
Patterson: .196/.233/.337 in 295 PAs (before today)
I think we overmeet as a society.
by Gray on Aug 28, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the most remarkable part is that they've combined for nearly 600 PAs
That’s roughly 13% of your total PAs for the entire year (not counting pitchers).
by bengalred on Aug 28, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't tell you how depressing it was when I finally capitualted and added Craig Counsell to the sidebar as the starting 3B
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Aug 28, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I came to help restore your pluck, 'cause I'm the nurse that likes to...
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Aug 28, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
drive a truck?
I think we overmeet as a society.
by Gray on Aug 28, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
only for monday to friday?
that’s bad business
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 28, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha, that's not the right image...
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Aug 28, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
1st and third
Any chance Dusty pinch-hits for CoPat?
by bengalred on Aug 28, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hah!
I’m sure he is “due” according to Dusty..
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by snohio on Aug 28, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read this as Dusty pinch-hitting himself for Corey.
I’d probably take that.
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 28, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh..
You know Dusty is writing in his mental notebook that Corey is Clutch.
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by snohio on Aug 28, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Something tells me
Dusty’s mental notebook is a Lisa Frank with a Felix the Cat flipbook on the corners that he and Corey drew
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 28, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dusty's mental notebook looks a lot like this
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 28, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know when your pitcher is done
when CoPat gets a hit off of him.
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by snohio on Aug 28, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Double Doodie
in the bullpen..
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by snohio on Aug 28, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's see if we can hit TheTroy any better
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not looking like it.
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by snohio on Aug 28, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bra?
Did sMarty just call Clownboy “Bra”?
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by snohio on Aug 28, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Man-siere would be more applicable, probably.
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 28, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
David Weathers is still on the team
I feel like Jocketty should enact some kind of Logan’s Run policy regarding players.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 4:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sure beats the Soylent Green policy.
I’d like to see Carousel at GABP sometime.
Except I’m 33…they’ve been after me for a while. The real trouble was getting my damned hand to stop flashing. Like my Pink Floyd “Pulse” album, I just took the battery out.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on Aug 29, 2008 6:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only this team had a higher batting average
and more team speed. They need to bunt more and strikeout less. Thank God Adam Dunn is gone. Could you imagine how bad we’d be losing if he were still here?
by Reynard's Ass on Aug 28, 2008 4:18 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I love you
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 28, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha
Rec’d
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 28, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/golf clap
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 28, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Berkman, to end this bitch...
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by chesirecat on Aug 28, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
http://commieobama.com/Images/Product_Pics/HatSmall.jpg
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 28, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will the side strike out?
I’m on the edge of my seat!!!111
I think we overmeet as a society.
by Gray on Aug 28, 2008 4:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!!!!!
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE DID IT!!!!!111
I think we overmeet as a society.
by Gray on Aug 28, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guys, those aren't the right kind of rally caps
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU MEAN, THE KIND THAT WORK?
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by Man Mountain on Aug 28, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
kinda fucking indicative of the season, huh?
Fuck off, Reds
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by chesirecat on Aug 28, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Love me some Reds..
Red Hots.. The candy.. C Reds, not so much..
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by snohio on Aug 28, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It may be racist
But I hear the name Jose Valverde and I think he’s trying to sell me salsa.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 28, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mmmm Salsa..
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by snohio on Aug 28, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Impressive display by 3-4-5
Good to see the only three decent hitters we have, well, they suck
by bengalred on Aug 28, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
G'night nurse..
Sign up for the Beer League Football before Sunday..
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by snohio on Aug 28, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Here
everyone has earned a good chuckle.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 28, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I liked it better when you were posting strange photos of strange persons!
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 28, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's stumpist.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on Aug 29, 2008 6:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, that's a bit optimistic
The true magic number was actually 4, before this game. The thing is, the traditional magic number doesn’t take into account the fact that since all the teams above you are playing each other, they can’t ALL lose.
At RIOT, they use Network Optimization to find the true magic number. The way to read it is that the Reds need to win 25 games and get ALL the breaks in order to win the Central. Of course, they need only win 19 games and get ALL the breaks in order to win the wild card. And, they have 29 games left.
It’s extremely geeky. I’ve been watching for about 4 years, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen the true number diverge from the classic Magic Number by more than 1 or 2. So, it’s lots of effort for very little gain.
But, it’s some Cal guy’s effort, so, that’s cool.
by bbjones on Aug 28, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so, you're saying there's still a chance?
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
by Slyde on Aug 28, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dumb: The Reds Approach to Baseball
Dumber: Us for rooting for them every year.
by chandrathan on Aug 28, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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