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Game 133: Reds at Astros

Cincinnati Reds at Houston Astros, Aug 27, 2008 8:05 PM EDT



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Cincinnati Reds
@ Houston Astros

Wednesday, Aug 27, 2008, 8:05 PM EDT
Minute Maid Park

Josh Fogg vs Roy Oswalt

Clear. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 85.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Josh Fogg 2-6 7.66 1.62 42 25



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Roy Oswalt 11-9 4.23 1.33 132 39


You know what I realized today?  The Reds are 7 games away from being mathematically eliminated from the division title and 12 games away from being mathematically eliminated from the wild card.  So, as long as we don't see a combination of Cubs wins and Reds losses that total up to 7 for the rest of the season, we're still in this thing!

Oh, and Josh Fogg is facing Roy Oswalt tonight, so as long as the Cubs don't win 6 games tonight, we're still in this thing!

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I know this will come as a shock to most of you

But Scott Boras is a dick.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Very sneaky

This looks like it’s much bigger than Boras, but to pull the “we never really had a deal” stunt is pretty low. So is commenting on another player’s (Hosmer) contract.

by ken on Aug 27, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The lineup

from the Fay:

Dickerson, lf
Keppinger, ss
BPhillips, 2b
Votto, 1b
Bruce, rf
Encarnacion, 3b
Patterson, cf
Bako, c
Fogg, rhp

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 27, 2008 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

He was the Giant Killer last year, or whatever

He made a reputation of pitching well against the other team’s ace. Go figure, huh?

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better that way.

We’re probably going to lose against their ace.
We’re probably going to lose when Fogg pitches.

This way, that’s one loss instead of two.

“Always look on the bright side of life…. dee doo, dee doo, dee doo….”

by bbjones on Aug 27, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just got my daily donate to barach email...

and i’m drinking bud select to get into the spirit of the football draft

by chandrathan on Aug 27, 2008 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Good call.

I’ve got a full fridge too. Let’s do this!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm about to head home

Might stop and get something on the way. Suggestions? Remember I have to go light, it’s a busy week for me. :)

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah

I duplicate that at home. Easy as pie.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You think I'm an asshole?

You should ask the kidnapped employee I keep in my basement what he thinks of me.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Race weirdness

I have only seen asian employees at the cajun restaurant in the Kenwood Towne Center. It baffles me why I don’t see a huge guy with a beard back there speaking unintelligibly while sucking the insides of a crawfish from its boiled shells.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's funny.

I only see hispanic/latin employees at mall chinese food court places.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Aug 27, 2008 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a chinese place there, too

Also staffed by Asians, which makes “sense”.

Truth be told, I don’t care if it’s an Inuit midget amputee serving Ethiopian food, as long as it’s fast and what I ordered. :)

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm already All In

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in the beer league

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the problem with Ehtiopian food, though,

there’s no such thing as “just what I ordered.”

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by Man Mountain on Aug 27, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

1500 calories of light

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Aug 27, 2008 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller or Bud?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It must be hard to be a Major League hitter

It seems so easy, I know. But check this out:

Said Bruce, "I know I have to be aggressive in the zone. These pitchers up here know right now that they don’t have to throw me a strike, so they won’t. Why should they? I wouldn’t either if I didn’t have to.

"This is all a learning process I need to shorten that process as quickly as I can," he added. "I haven’t struck out seven times in my life, ever. In your whole life you are always experiencing first times and hopefully that’s the last time I experience that.

"But at this point I was going up there more trying not to strikeout than get a hit," he said. "That’s a bad approach. That’s like playing not to lose rather than playing not to win."

Gotta a good head on his shoulders. I wish his manager wasn’t trying to make him be more aggressive.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Aug 27, 2008 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

When does that draft take place?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

7:45

and we need one more…this is first in the league notes

Your Head-to-Head league will not be able to start the season if it contains an odd number of teams.

by chandrathan on Aug 27, 2008 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

didn’t we have 12 earlier today?

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 27, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was 10 earlier, back down to 9 though.

Wonder who backed out.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a cun

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by Man Mountain on Aug 27, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

We’re gonna need a hero to back out to save the rest of us. As a disclaimer, it ain’t gonna be me, my life’s too pathetic to not play fantasy football

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 27, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

want me to jump over?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Help us Obi-Wan JCH, you're our only hope

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

it just went back to our original time

by CamIam on Aug 27, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope it does...

but it’s reverted to an autopick draft right now

by chandrathan on Aug 27, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just saw that

I guess we will not be drafting tonight

by CamIam on Aug 27, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet

I’ll head home and get ripped, I don’t think I’ve ever drafted a fantasy team drunk. The results could be interesting.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fantasy league

Ok, we have to all join a new league to get a new draft time. Tonight is completely out.

We can do anytime tomorrow night. Thoughts?

by Red Menace on Aug 27, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm out for tomorrow night unless it's later on.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would work

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Id be down

as long as it starts by 10

by CamIam on Aug 27, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tonight? Golden.

We’d have to find a way for greg456 to get in, wouldn’t we?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i tried to join

im free tonight. old school baby, we’re going streaking in the quad.

by obc2 on Aug 27, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Find another person

I hear Santo is free.

NOTE: Anyone wanna bet it’s someone from Bleed Cubbie Blue being a douche?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking cuns

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

no cbs tonight either

So a yahoo league tomorrow at 10? And we really make sure we have an even number?

by Red Menace on Aug 27, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has to be after the convention speech for me...

which sucks giant balls, but I have two events to run until it’s over…

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 27, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what happens

to the existing league we’ve already set up? It is permanently stuck on autodraft?

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Aug 27, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw hell

No draft tonight?

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Aug 27, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm up for that

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually I can set it at 9:00

everyone list their email addresses here and I’ll send you the invite

what time to draft?

by chandrathan on Aug 27, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

either time is fine for me

poweralley375 [at] yahoo.com is my spam friendly email.

by Red Menace on Aug 27, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

my handle at hotmail dot com

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

or look in my profile

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

email

jtesch6528 at aol dot com

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Aug 27, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

AOL? Really?

1996 called, they want their ISP back. :)

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!

Rec’d for standing up for the nerd in the taped glasses.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Aug 27, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's it

I’m dropping out of the league. an hour before the live draft. :)

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

been there for years longer than that

its not my main addy, but some folks still use it and I don’t have the heart to drop it.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Aug 27, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both are fine with me too

bkraeling@gmail.com

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

In other news...

the Reds are playing tonight

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah... but

Patterson, cf
Bako, c
Fogg, rhp

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

am I the only one here not part of the draft?

btw, I dig how Cheshire’s email is Chow-Land…tough first intial-last name bit there

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 27, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why else would anyone be here...

this team is unwatchable and there’s absolutely no way they win tonight

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't hate

Chow-Land’s Food Factory is soon to be a staple out here in rural NC

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 27, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wanna join a fantasy football league?

you and obc could make it 12. Of course, this is sissy football we’re talking about.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was just thinking the same thing

and Votto just broke Oswalt’s hand…but he’s STILL gonna pitch!

Dusty Baker is dumb.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 27, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its all about Oswalt

Is he 20-1 vs the Reds yet??

by obc2 on Aug 27, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

21 wins

which is the same number the Reds have had since July?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 27, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am currently Division 2 champion

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn you chesirecat

(lok, I spelled it right this time!)

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, lok at that.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully our division stays at 2

and you really are spellingly challenged

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 27, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loks like it

I dunno what it is lately, I’ve lost all ability to type.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea

They have a crazy point system. I have never played flea flicker before. I always play Yahoo.

by CamIam on Aug 27, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Fogg has half the wins of Aaron Harang

Which is optimistically what we were hoping for before the season began.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Correction

Josh Fogg has half the DORKs of Aaron Harang. He also has half the BLORKs for those scoring at home.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Aug 27, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Astros announcers declare that AB a "win for Corey Patterson"

even THEIR announcers think that a groundout is the best you can expect from him

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 27, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

the ball was hit

in exactly the one place he’d be thrown out. He almost beat it though

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 27, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well at least we're trying tonight

this is unprecedented success off of Oswalt

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 27, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

good play

Fogg was up next. it was an easy play for the 3B, but it was close at the dish.

by obc2 on Aug 27, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

need three more

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

make that two

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

football

Would anyone be against a 10:00 draft time? Pretty please with Splenda on top?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

JD update

JD was released from the hospital today

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 27, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

's great news!

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 27, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good to hear!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent news!

He’ll be back up and not blogging in no time!

But really, excellent news.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

Great to hear! Thanks, Caleb!

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Aug 27, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome

How is he feeling?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

a lot better

no pain.. Glad to be out. has to go back Friday for some follow up work but happy to be out and about. He said to thank everyone for their thoughts and prayers

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 27, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

40 doubles for fat elvis

do we have anyone even close to that total?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 27, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Team leader is EdE with 24.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Aug 27, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, 25 counting tonight.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Aug 27, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

FSN Houston is also

teasing a conversation with Geoff Blum about Talladega Nights.

I’m excited, especially as I remember his recent ruminations on players’ superstitions.

You’ll forgive me for quoting them in full:

I don’t really have any

The mind fairly reels at what might have been left of the editing room floor.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
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by Man Mountain on Aug 27, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, that really was the least thrilling conversation ever

I think its meant to be ironic.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 27, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 pitch inning!

Go Dusty Go!

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 27, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm calling someone

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

No dice

Lemme try another

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

what're you gonna call them?

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Aug 27, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ghostbusters!

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Aug 27, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you a collector of spores, molds and funus?

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 27, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm doing so poorly in Fantasy Baseball,,,

Only boobs is worse in our league and he’s about to my team….

What do I have to do?

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 27, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are the defensive settings correct?

Cause the points for solo tackles looks screwy, at least who they’re assigned to…

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Aug 27, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

i noticed that...

but i think they are rewarding an player for making a tackle after a turnover.

If I’m wrong on that, I’ll gladly change it

by chandrathan on Aug 27, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

to me it looks like noone else is getting points for tackles other than those positions

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Aug 27, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure

I have never been in a fantasy league that awards points for tackles…only sacks.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Aug 27, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't care

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I vote no

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Aug 27, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correct

Sacks are scored differently than tackles

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Aug 27, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

and this was also how the Yahoo

league was set up, if that matters.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Aug 27, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

me either

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 27, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't care

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 27, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know I'm' not part of this

But awarding points for individual tackles seems dumb.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY

If you’re going to impart wisdom, you have to join. Plus it’ll make for an even 10 teams. :)

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

But if you do want to

award points for tackles, then I think it would make sense for the defense to get those points as well.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Aug 27, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was the default setting...

but it seems that if we award a point for every tackle it would make the defense be worth way too many points

by chandrathan on Aug 27, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

true dat

which is why I voted no, just to keep it cleaner

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Aug 27, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

would it be helpful

for yall to set up another fanpost to work this stuff out?

I’m not being snide; I’m honestly suggesting it since you’re trying to work it out on the fly.

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by Man Mountain on Aug 27, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look at the bright side of things, MM

It’s still a clusterfuck like last year

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 27, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's true

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by Man Mountain on Aug 27, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aflac Houston

2 Reds to lead their teams in HRs 6 straight seasons

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by Man Mountain on Aug 27, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunn & Bonds?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

No luck on the calls

Loks like you’re on your own kid.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

How did the Reds score?

Been out watching the DNC

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 27, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

the exciting way, a groundout!

wanna join a fantasy football league?

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 27, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would

but need more time than 1 hour to prepare.

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Aug 27, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

screw it

none of us have prepared

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 27, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm good

If we did it tomorrow I would do it but not tonight.

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Aug 27, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

no one said this requires preparation

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 27, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fogg is hitting a wall

Or more accurately, even the wall is getting a hit off Fogg.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Josh Fogg is the kind of player that wearies you as a Reds fan

When the Reds signed him in the off-season, everyone knew he was going to suck.

When the Reds said he wasn’t brought in to start, everyone knew he eventually would.

And everyone knew that he’d be seeing us through the death throes of another shitty season.

No more Josh Foggs.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Aug 27, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the flip side

When they said Affeldt would start, everyone knew they were lying.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

My brother is going to play…

he and chandra are going to run a joint team

by chandrathan on Aug 27, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

The Trail Blazers of the late 90's would like a word with you

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

and that word is...hol' on....'kay "rearward"

dudem, you t’ly can’t say that werb when you’re high…

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by Man Mountain on Aug 27, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

woo hoo

strike em out throw em out

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Aug 27, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I freakin hate that guy

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm headed home

A quick stop by Kroger and then a draftin’ we will go. Someone create a fanpost to talk in so we don’t muck the game thread up any more than what it is already.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

someone in my apartment house

uses Bad Newz Kennels as the name for his/her wireless network.

Considering the strange people who live here, I love trying to figure out who that might be.

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by Man Mountain on Aug 27, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heck yes

the Gotham Knights have finished the selection process

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 27, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Oswalt gets a hit

That guy really does have our number.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

And yet he never calls.

What a jerk.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Aug 27, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's busy.......uh.....washing his hair

yea……that’s it……

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 27, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, I'm gonna take this opportunity to excuse myself

I have work to do and wine to drink. And lets face it…nobody’s expecting a win here.

But well played up there, andro

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 27, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude, ditch your foreign friends on Saturday

Or bring them to the Rhino. The Terps are blowful.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

If somebody was outside of GABP

selling number 21 t-shirt jerseys with “Quickerson” on the back, I’d buy two

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

how about someone on the internet

selling a number 23 t-shirt with LaRue on the back?

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by Man Mountain on Aug 27, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno if he's looking to sell

But Man Mountain could hook you up with a 21 Fratteberg shirt.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

never

I will be buried in that

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by Man Mountain on Aug 27, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hear that, BK?

All you need is a shovel and a bus ticket!

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sold.

It’ll go nicely with my “The Mayor” shirt as well

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

the shovel will prove handy

should your bus pass through Canada

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by Man Mountain on Aug 27, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The bullpen needs a break

After the off day and the complete game by Bronson.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

and

his arm hasn’t completely fallen off

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Aug 27, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dr. Dre- The Chronic

Best rap album of all times?

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 27, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe not even of that year

You had Ice Cube’s The Predator, Runaway Slave by Showbiz and AG and Sex Violence by KRS with Boogie Down in 1992.

In this white guy’s opinion, 36 Chambers is the best rap album ever despite the presence of the pernicious rap skit (even though Wu’s are weirdly compelling all things considered).

But maybe Illmatic for the lack of offending skits?

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by Man Mountain on Aug 27, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh shit.

I hadn’t heard about this. RIP, Dre, Jr.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

EPMD? Kurtis Blow? Slick Rick? Kool Moe Dee?

Blackstreet?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a purist

“It takes a Nation Of Millions to Hold Us Back” and “Straight Outta Compton.”

Immortal Technique’s “Revolutionary Vol. 2” was a recent masterpiece of the political rap genre.

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 27, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for the PE reference

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hova gets a hit!

I’d throw more love behind the Grey Album, but that “Justify My Thug” track is atrocious.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I recently decided that

that version of “99 Problems” is my third favorite, behind the original and the split with Linkin Park. Brutal.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Linkin Park one commits the fatal flaw of rap-rock

It only works well when you’ve got the black guy rapping.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is a coincidence and irrelevant.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit, I wanted to be the first person on the site to use that line

I was hoping the success from using that line would bring me everything I need: Fame…fortune….fah-gina.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Aug 27, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that's it

Welcome to 22-1, Patsy

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by Man Mountain on Aug 27, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

'than if you're around..earlier I responded to the fantasty football question?

I’m about to be put in last place bu boobs in the RR beer league…but if you need another player in fantasy football – I’ll do it…what do I need to do?

BTW did you get the note from Chelsea?

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 27, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

we're underway now and rolling strong

But you can join the autodraft league. Check out the fantasy diary. Just adjust your player rankings in yahoo and wait for the season to start.

by Red Menace on Aug 27, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are.

Caleb, ‘than, and chesirecat have all been the victims of Fleaflicker’s atrocious auto-drafting logic.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 27, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate fleaflicker

fuckers don’t know how to draft…

and I was there, so I shouldn’t have gotten the autopick

by chandrathan on Aug 27, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

You were ASLEEP

The “zzzzzzz” next to your name said so. :)

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by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

Best part of the draft. Maybe second to me taking LT #2 after Caleb took Romo #1. :)

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by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berkman is amazing

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by Man Mountain on Aug 27, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Vintage Berkman

3-3 with a walk. He’s harder to get out than Tom Cruise.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

I’m glad someone finally has the courage to take a shot at Tom Cruise.

Seriously though, that was funny,

by Red Menace on Aug 27, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three runs

No problem. It’s a tall order, but we’re taller.

(How white would it be to suggest the first two Streets albums be considered for best rap albums?)

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Speaking of British rap, since no one is talking about anything else

Check out this song. One of the toughest songs I’ve heard. Not for a woman. Not for a British person. Not for a rapper. For anyone.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

do we send Bruce to the Fall League, or is he considered too advanced?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Aug 27, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

They finally got his swing right in AAA

but Dusty and Jacoby have screwed it up again. He was taking more walks and K-ing less, but now it has revered in the short time he has been up with the big club.

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 27, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant to say

“reversed” instead of revered

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 27, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Patterson strikes out to end it, natch

Big assists go to Bruce and Encarnacion for their K’s in the 9th. Fuck that Oswalt.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 27, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

stay on target

This is a place to discuss fantasy football.

by Red Menace on Aug 27, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually have taken a job again

So I have to go to sleep now…but i’ll check on this football thing tomorrow.

Working is very time consuming and requires mental discipline…Oh well I was getting bored after the last consultancy ended.

How about those Red’s tonight…they can’t play long ball, they are unsucksessful at small ball…Jay is off his feed.. Votto seems to rounding into shape. We better get somebody hit with HR power next year or raise the fences about 4 feet all around (Adam Harang wants the team to move the right field fence back and raise it’s height).Good-night all

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 27, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where you at now?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 27, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I left the general manager's job at the Drexel Heritage-Henredon Showrooms

just in time. I thought I was going have to actually do some work – hung out at home for a couple of months then got this Director’s job at Art Enclave LLC. This most was also timely as Mrs. M was starting to ask me what I was doing all day while she was at work.

Anyway we’re building an arts community in Mason. Yep Mason, that bleak little burg only 25 minutes North of the ghetto. So any of you RRs who are Artists,Sculptors, Painters, own an Antiques store, or a specialty arts related business(or always wanted to) just email me to become locally, regionally nationally and internationally renowned.

This is one landmark I’m eager to experience.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 28, 2008 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just looked this up

The combined batting line for last night’s starting lineup (not including Fogg) was: ..252/.311/.417 The NL average hittier (including pitchers and bench players) is hitting .259/.330/.412. The Reds had 3 players last night with an OBP and SLG higher than the league average (Votto, EdE, and Dickerson – the latter was playing in his 13th career game). They are now averaging 3.36 runs per game since Griffey and Dunn were traded. If they continue that pace, they will finish the season with just over 650 runs. It’s likely to be the lowest total for the Reds since 1997. If they don’t make it to 650, then you have to go all the way back to 1989 to find a full season where they scored fewer runs.

Dusty didn’t sign on for this.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Aug 28, 2008 9:40 AM EDT reply actions  

1989?

Well we all know what happened in 1990!

by chandrathan on Aug 28, 2008 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure do

Kal Daniels was screwed out of a World Series ring.

Overserved and underwhelmed.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 28, 2008 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

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