Rare Cincinnati Reds Logo Shaped Onion

by TheRedOnion on Aug 25, 2008 12:38 AM EDT

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&item=170254841794

Check out this Reds logo shaped onion. Its 100% genuine.

This is a must have for Reds Fans and Baseball fans alike.

Act now because it will soon be gone.

If the auction goes over $100 ill include a Brandon Phillips autographed baseball.

Go Reds. Go Reds . Go Reds. Go Reds. Go Reds.

Happy Bidding and Good Luck.

Thanks and Bye.

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I don't even know what to say about this

by kennythered on Aug 25, 2008 1:20 AM EDT reply actions

For those who don't want to click through

boobs, immediately redirect the bereavement pool fund towards this investment!

by Red Menace on Aug 25, 2008 1:47 AM EDT reply actions

If you turn it 90 degrees

it’s a natural gas flame.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions

is it scratch-n-sniff too?

I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.

by Slyde on Aug 25, 2008 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions

No

But it tastes like burning.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2008 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions

He's left out some of the juiciest tidbits!

from the description

You are bidding on an onion found at Burger King on a Whopper that looks amazingly similar to the Cincinnati Reds logo. This item has not been tampered with at all and is a must have for all Cincinnati Reds fans and baseball fans alike. This one of a kind collectible will sell fast and there is no other onion like it.

AND, some one has bid $10.50 for it already!

Things like this are what get me coming back to this site at 2 AM

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 25, 2008 1:57 AM EDT reply actions

Are... You... Kidding... Me?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 25, 2008 6:34 AM EDT reply actions

light it on fire

…then start the bidding.

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Aug 25, 2008 7:47 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs

Rec'd

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 25, 2008 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions

Pitch in.

Maybe we should all pitch in, buy it, have it sent to Crolfer and have him set it ablaze.

Hey, if I had some place to go I certainly wouldn't be in 'Cleve-Land'. -H.T.Duck

by snohio on Aug 25, 2008 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions

I like that idea...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 26, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions

The site of this

brings a tear to my eye.

by CamIam on Aug 25, 2008 7:54 AM EDT reply actions

sight

by CamIam on Aug 25, 2008 7:54 AM EDT up reply actions

I like that he includes

an image of the actual logo for reference.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Aug 25, 2008 9:41 AM EDT reply actions

On Aug-24-08 at 22:52:09 PDT, seller added the following information:

NOTE: THIS ITEM IS NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION I REPEAT THIS IS NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!

Kind of like 2008 Reds baseball.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Aug 25, 2008 9:43 AM EDT reply actions

No

after consumption, digestion and fecal discharge it will closely resemble your floating 2008 Cincinnati Reds.

Overserved and underwhelmed.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 25, 2008 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions

Reds logo shaped onions and JTM burgers

they’re together again!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 25, 2008 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions

Yes, but can I tie it to my belt?

If so, I’ll give you five bees for that onion. Please mail it to Shelbyville as I am on my way there…

by Brendanukkah on Aug 25, 2008 10:28 AM EDT reply actions

Taking the monorail?

Be careful out there.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 25, 2008 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions

Being stuck in hot, unbearable places

No one was hurt and by 5:20 p.m., around 90 minutes after the train first came to a halt, all passengers had been safely evacuated, Seattle fire spokeswoman Dana Vander Houwen said.

“The heat was unbearable,” he said.

Catherine Long, 76, a tourist from Tennessee, said the heat quickly took a toll on the passengers inside.

“That was the worst thing,” she said, after being safely evacuated from the train.

Remember that time when thousands of people were stuck in the superdome for days without clean water, food, or beds?

Remind me not to be poor and black when trapped in things waiting for rescue.

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Aug 25, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions

What a season that we've come to this. Thanks Bob.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 25, 2008 1:31 PM EDT reply actions