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Game 129: Reds at Rockies

Cincinnati Reds at Colorado Rockies, Aug 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT



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Cincinnati Reds
@ Colorado Rockies

Friday, Aug 22, 2008, 9:05 PM EDT
Coors Field

Aaron Harang vs Livan Hernandez

Partly cloudy with a 30-percent chance of rain. Winds blowing in from right field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 80.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Aaron Harang 3-13 5.59 1.48 115 38



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Livan Hernandez 1-1 15.58 2.68 3 5


Nothing against Harang, but I wish the Reds would just stop pitching him this season.

Nothing against Hernandez, but I hope the Rockies pitch him every game this series.

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I got it

I wish I had never joined the Reds mailing list. Yuck…..

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was it?

Finally the Dusty-Corey photos emerging?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you seen the pic mads posted?

Kinda like that.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GO REDS!

FEEL THE EXCITEMENT!

by thedecline19 on Aug 22, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

9:05 starting games are not very conducive to lively game threads, methinks.

I mean, Madville’s already passed out in the cow field…

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jog off, wanker

ppppbbbfffttthhhhh

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lineup

Dickerson, lf
Keppinger, ss
Bphillips, 2b
Votto, 1b
Encarnacion, 3b
Bruce, rf
Patterson, cf
Hanigan, c
Harang, rhp

Grande and Brantley on the TV side tonight… joy.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Grande also already said that

Phillips is back to the 3 spot where he’s familiar from last year. He hit there in 17 in the 154 games he started. 11%. Cracker jack analysis, Georgie!

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by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Other than Kepp

I don’t completely hate this lineup. It’s something different, and why not?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howard Dean kept me from tonight's game

his speach went to 6:45 and I didn’t want to go in a suit.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Aug 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bphillips! [sic]

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Wire..and why it is such a great show

quite possibly the 2nd best drama of all time behind the Sopranos

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 22, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only saw the first season

and gave up about half way through the 2nd. It was good and maybe someday I’ll go back and watch it

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 22, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just got season 1 of the Wire

I watched the first episode, and left kind of unimpressed. I’m willing to give it an extended try though. An acquired taste?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's because ken tremendous does

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Aug 22, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm working my way through season 2 of The Office

for the third or fourth time. “The Injury” is still the best episode of that show.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah it starts out a little slow

but it is supposed to be that way. to draw you in like a novel and then BAM it gets really, really good.

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 22, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Season 1 it was just your run of the mill crime show

albeit a very well done one. Season 2 meandered a little bit. It took the bold step of changing much of the focus and characters.

Seasons 3 and 4 were some of the best television ever.

by Red Menace on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great, great show.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just finished season 5

and I would say it is the best thing I have ever seen on television.

(Besides game 4 in 1990)

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Aug 22, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Brantley is a moron

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reds and the Super Bowl

i almost said both are more entertaining for their commercials. im waiting for a little farmers only and together again. ah, and im longing for masterchip theatre.

by obc2 on Aug 22, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I doubt we see any of the 3

Farmer’s only commercials are a rare treat, and together again’s been retired for the new shittier ones. I also miss Masterchip Theatre, and hate the new Grippo’s commercials.

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by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm rec'ing this

Because it’s a microcosm of being a Reds fan. August 22nd and we’re discussing which commercials we like best. Ugh.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some guy in the stands

was yelling “play some small ball” to Willy Taveras.

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fastest MLB centerfielders?

where does CPat rank?

(i cant name half of them)

by obc2 on Aug 22, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is that why

he just ran the ball halfway back to the infield after Hanigan’s errant throw?

He totally wanted to race Barmes to the plate.

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get over here you cornfield walking chickeebaby!

by obc2 on Aug 22, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I am not

Channel/time? Any good?

I’ve heard of it, and the potential of a reality show based on marketing people intrigues me.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

zoinks

the potential of a reality show based on marketing people intrigues me

the potential of opening a pole dancing studio really intrigues me…..

by obc2 on Aug 22, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not reality, it's a drama

It’s on AMC at 10 on Sundays. Season two is three eps underway. It’s Madison Avenue execs in 1960 (1961 now actually).

by Red Menace on Aug 22, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah

I’ve only half-watched the promos here and there. I’ll have to resort to the “any good?” portion of my comment.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's really good

Much of the entertainment value lies in the anachronisms of an incredibly chauvinistic office where the men drink scotch and harass their secretaries all day. But it’s got really good attention to historical detail as the white male masters-of-the-universe characters’ world is gradually overturned by social change.

by Red Menace on Aug 22, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice recap

i toss peanut shells in draft beers. might not be for me, eh?

by obc2 on Aug 22, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll check it out

Sounds like fun.

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Griffey recently hit his 600th home run"

news moves slow in the Rockies

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's like having the best disaster readiness plan in the world

Move your HQ to Cincinnati, everything happens five years later there.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

7 years later in Bridgetown...

Where the feck in Addyston, bro?

by obc2 on Aug 22, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

typo

thats a geographical inquiry….where IS addyston. before cleves?!?

by obc2 on Aug 22, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just looked it up

It’s way out there dude. Right near Deer Run Country Club.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

feck.

im spoiled by same freeway exit. Travelin Man, eh?

by obc2 on Aug 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

preaching, choir, etc.

You’re talking to a guy who makes the trip to Grant co.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're a sweet ass ride :)

Chicks dig ’em!

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What does it make you if you ride in one?

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh come on

That was fun. You should have ridden with me when I was young and reckless. :)

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the muscles in the buttocks

those are big muscles, per Brantley. and he likes to call 3/4 arm slot “over the top”.

by obc2 on Aug 22, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ian Stewart has a pretty swing

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice play by BP

What do we lose by moving him to SS? He makes plays no other 2B has a chance at.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no shit!

he is clearly the best option at SS. good arm, range. why isnt this brought up more? Tracer agrees with us.

by obc2 on Aug 22, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tracer

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tracer

Meh.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That roast, ladies and gentlemen, was for the birds!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amazing.

Oh yeah, and check this site out and take a gander at a few of the jokes. Any of them sound familiar?

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by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I fail at linking

link

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by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a few more on there, but yeah.

Norm was simultaneously the best and worst roaster of the night.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

By far.

It was supremely mediocre compared to the Flavor Flav and Pam Anderson roasts… needed more Lampanelli, as much as I hate to say it

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder though

Did he do it on purpose?

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did you see it?

he told intentionally bad jokes and then explained them!

by chandrathan on Aug 22, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't

But I’m generally a Norm fan. He seems a little off kilter, which intrigues me.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

After seeing his entire routine as bad generic roast jokes

I’d have to say he absolutely did it on purpose. Nobody in the audience really caught on until a few minutes in, either, they all just thought he was being really unfunny.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you see the episode of SNL he hosted the season after they fired him?

Best. Monologue. Ever.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the one.

Damn, SNL’s pretty strict about taking their clips off of youtube, aren’t they.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I loved when he hosted the game show "Who's More Grizzled"

Grizzled Old Man: I don’t care for you.

Norm: A lot of people don’t, sir.

by Red Menace on Aug 22, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

robert duvall

very grizzled

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Garth Brooks

I’m sorry, he’s wistful. Wistful.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 22, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This site

Here (pops)

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i HATE saget

worlds worst comedian. i tried to watch his recent comedy special. HORRIFIC.

by obc2 on Aug 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

only the opposite of that

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I've heard a story about Bob Saget and his daughter, which I would believe is true,

and it made my jaw drop at how amoral it was. And I am a disgusting human being.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 22, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's see

His wife had had a long, difficult birth of their daughter. Saget had been with her for the whole ordeal. It was a beautiful moment. A friend of his stopped by the hospital to see him, and he was there with his brand new daughter. As his friend held her, he turned to Saget and said, “Wow. She’s beautiful, man.” And without missing a beat, Saget said, “I’ll let you finger her for a dollar.”

Seems like a good deal.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 22, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TSF Juan Castro

Just booted an easy grounder, letting Cano reach 1B on an error.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 22, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have an enormous red crayon in my living room

Discuss.

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks more red-orange to me

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 22, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I abuse my BB

I’m getting a new one this week.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it functional or decorative?

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by BK on Aug 22, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's the boy's

He aced his spelling/vocabulary test today so his mother bought him a huge fucking crayon piggy bank as a reward. These things always seem to end up at my house.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

I guess that’s better than a real crayon.

Teach the kid the value of saving, and all that.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 22, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He loves it

My favorite is when he digs in my wallet and asks me if it’s okay to put a 20 in his piggy bank.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Isn’t that what dads are for?

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by BubbaFan on Aug 22, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it big enough...

…to color your entire house red?

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by BubbaFan on Aug 22, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did that once...

mom was pissed…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 22, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey... Guess what I learned today in human anatomy and physiology?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 22, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It takes about an hour to skin a cat!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 22, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But...

…I thought there was more than one way to skin a cat.

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by BubbaFan on Aug 22, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't need school to learn that.

All you need is a cat and a stopwatch. And something sharp.

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by BK on Aug 22, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was gonna make a Schrodinger joke here

But couldn’t find a suitable image. Screw it. I’m drinking and short on patience.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where babies come from?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The difference between OPS and RC?

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by BK on Aug 22, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no... our teacher's not much of a baseball person...

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by crolfer on Aug 22, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I think RR's a better education either way.

You could learn the answer to at least one of those questions here.

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by BK on Aug 22, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably the latter...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 22, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or former rather...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 22, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both

At the same time.

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear god

Brilliant.

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no... that's next semester

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by crolfer on Aug 22, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice AB by Bruce

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice AB by Corey

Who wants to watch more of Patterson at the plate anyway?

by Brian B on Aug 22, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good call

Maybe he’s just trying to do us all a favor by getting the hell off of our TV screens as soon as possible. Also explains his baserunning when he mistakenly ends up there.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aflac

Alfredo Griffin?

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm waiting for Barack to call...so I've not been able to post

Just cant resist commenting on the incredible number of ways that clownboy has developed to overstate the obvious…..What the phone’s ringing…gotta run

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 22, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How did the 3rd run score

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Magic

Or a Bruce single to LF, one or the other.

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quickerson!

He’s growing on me.

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, me too.

He makes some mistakes here and there, but none that are really bad.

by Brian B on Aug 22, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darkness, Summer of 03

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed

I don’t care what the arbiters of hip say, the guitar sound on that album can peel paint off the walls

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, we're up by 6!

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by BK on Aug 22, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He we stole second base while up 6 runs!

I guess it’s still the 4th inning . . .

by Brian B on Aug 22, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Livan needs to pitch every game against the Reds

This is more fun. Kind of.

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 22, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not yet... he still needs 2 outs.

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by BK on Aug 22, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh... I just cursed him didn't I?

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by crolfer on Aug 22, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Colerain leads St. X 13-3

Sorry, I’ve never wrapped my head around the obsession with HS football here.

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Grande agrees with you MM

Says Kinsler’s swing is “something special”

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Stewart

Got my Ians confused. I’m a moron.

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like a real stud

.291/.392/.557 in 160 ABs since coming up.

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you're getting that out of a 2B

You’re doing just fine.

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3B

but yeah he’s doing fine anywhere. I hadn’t seen him actually play since he got the call.

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

Yahoo has him listed at 2B/3B, I thought they had Atkins at 3B. And no, I pay no attention to lineups and box scores.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure where they want him long term

But with Helton out, the Rox have moved Atkins to 1b.

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he hits like that

He;ll find a position. I wish the Reds had the same problem.

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Playing Caleb

Aflac answer:

“The last position player to get the win as a pitcher?”

Brent Mayne.

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah Jeff

I’m sure you care sooooo much about your NLCS ring.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn

For some reason I thought he had gotten a WS ring. I stand corrected, I bet he does take pride in that ring.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I WANT FREE WINGS!

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Glendon Rusch!

Can we pinch hit Bronson for Patterson?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Corey

Tries, but he just couldn’t check his swing on the first pitch. so he hacked at the second. He took the third, but I don’t think he was ready for the pitch.

Thanks Corey for the big AB there. You’re a star.

by Brian B on Aug 22, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holliday

Double Play

it would be…

it would be so nice…

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

crap

Got lucky there.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SWEET

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

COMMON ADAM

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PITCHING RALLY CAPS?

SUCK IT, HAWPE!

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by BK on Aug 22, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES SIR

CAPS ARE NOT RESERVED TO HITTING. GET ’EM, ADAM!

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by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'M DOWN.

HELL YEAH HARANGATANG!!!!

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by BK on Aug 22, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YESSIR

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Harangatan looks a lot better

He may have finally recovered from The Game. He’s had to battle, but had cranked it up a notch when needed.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he got out of that jam

but he’s still not right. His fastball doesn’t have the life it should and he’s getting behind in the count. They should still probably shut him down.

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

You’re not gonna hurt him by running him out there (within reason), and he’s been getting to 93 or so tonight which is where he normally sits. I think he’s OK physically at this point.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's not pitching with his normal delivery

which means he’s altering his mechanics, which might mean he’s putting stress on body parts he normally wouldn’t.

I don’t like it.

And, Madville, he can’t throw his great fastball up in the zone. He tried it once in that inning and Holliday took it 10 feet right of a granny. His velocity seems all right, but he’s not locating.

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That inning something certainly went arwy MM. But I think his mechanics look pretty good.

Clownboy has been showing him in slo mo and Aaron looks balanced and is driving his pitches ,for the most part down in the zone. The last part of the bases loaded inning he reached back and plain threw the ball past the hitters. I think he is OK. I guess we’ll see how he feels tomorrow and how his next outing turns out.

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by Madville on Aug 22, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's looked better

since loading the bases.

What worries me, for instance, is that you can see him exaggerating his arm angle to keep the ball down in the zone, which indicates he doesn’t trust his 2 seam fastball to dive. If it’s just a psychological tic rather than a physical one I guess you let him pitch through it. I guess.

But the Reds’ training and medical staff have had a terrible season with regards to injuries.

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed MM, Doc K sucks, why did he allow Jerry Jr. to come back early and Aaron H. too?

Talk about poor decision making across the board from this organization….

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by Madville on Aug 22, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From watching of HDTV his fast ball seems to moving all over the place,,,92, 93 and 94 mph

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by Madville on Aug 22, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I glad that Adam Harangatant is pitching...a silver lining on shitty 2nd half

Strikes out the MF side, LIke the Harang of old – He’s BACK

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by Madville on Aug 22, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"I'm Bill Kurtis And I've Discovered The Internet"

Classic.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

isn't brian b?

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 22, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

And 3 Fast 3 Furious lived there for awhile. Also a couple Northwestern grads here (Menace and TheC, I’m pretty sure, though I think there are more).

by Brendanukkah on Aug 22, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ryan Hanigan is getting unlucky

He’s been robbed on at least 3 hard hit balls that I’ve seen this week.

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hanigan looks relly good so far, I hope he's the real deal.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 22, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another meaningless double for Kepp

(See… if you replace Dunn with Kepp, it doesn’t sound nearly as natural.) (I miss Dunner.)

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like this batting order, Infact this line up is one of Dustbrain's better efforts.

Good to see Bruce moved down and EdE up.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 22, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

cp mixing it up

strike 1 swinging
strike 2 pop foul
strike 3 swinging

variety is the spice of life

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Magic man in.

He’s got an ERA under 5. Color me surprised.

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by BK on Aug 22, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

jch!

you’re needed!

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fine

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not anymore!

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 22, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess he told me where to shove my unrealistic expectations of him.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, you can't convince me at this point

that Eric Davis wouldn’t be a better option in the OF over Corey. You think if we just snuck him in there, anybody would notice?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell yes...he'd be a better manager than Dustbrains too....

Player manager #44- Eric the Red. Motherfucker would not take any grief from anybody.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
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by Madville on Aug 22, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit

Willy Taveras has 60 SBs… Dusty’d probably trade Voltron for Taveras straight up. No way he isn’t in a Reds uni next season (our big offseason trade, get excited!!!!)

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by chesirecat on Aug 22, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

crap... This game's not over is it?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 22, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Majewski

shoving it up our asses again….

AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 22, 2008 11:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey weathers

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yessir, its that time of the evening when Stormy plods in and does his Danny Graves imitation

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by Madville on Aug 22, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

The bullpen is reverting before our eyes

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by chesirecat on Aug 22, 2008 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Off topic

I’ve been living in Virginia for three years, and people have been telling me that it wasn’t really the South. And after visiting Charleston for a week, I finally agree. I have never seen more ’Bama bangs in my life.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 22, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Christ on a pogostick...Virginia is definately The South - Robert E. Lee etc

Hell Cincinnati is too Southern for me.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
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by Madville on Aug 22, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy fucking hell Edwin...

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 22, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

same old story

He makes an amazing diving play that many third basemen wouldn’t get to, then he foolishly throws the ball away.

by Red Menace on Aug 22, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Put Edwin in Center field and LLM at 3rd..

Benefits? – Lots Of the greatest pinch hitter in recorded history and no more Corey.

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by Madville on Aug 22, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Weathers' numbers in Coors

IP 25
ERA 9.00
Hits 45
Runs 27
Earned 25
HR 7

I bet no one in that dugout knows this

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Stormy's the 8th inning guy and that is how he'll be used..just ask Dusty

Yeah Crolfer was right this game is not over.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
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by Madville on Aug 22, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From tomorrow's wrap-up

“David’s been solid at Coors, " said Baker. "These things just happen from time to time in a 162 game season.”

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by chesirecat on Aug 22, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would wager

That despite being a manager in the NL West for so long, Dusty still has problems remembering Denver has a baseball team. Playing the Rockies wasn’t something the Dodgers ever did, he can tell you that much.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 22, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd say someting mean about jason Grilli

But I don’t want his dad to write me a vicious email.

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by Man Mountain on Aug 22, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bryan Clay of the USA wins the decathalon!

Yes, it happened a long time ago, but they just showed it on TV. Hooray for winners!

by Brendanukkah on Aug 22, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Coco Time (This is where he does his best Stormy imitation!)

C’mon and blow these guys away

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by Madville on Aug 22, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

warning track

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by Man Mountain on Aug 23, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

looks like we’ve got SoSo tonight

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by chesirecat on Aug 23, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't worry

we’ve got him locked up for another 3 years. You’ll have plenty more opportunities to actually see SoSo in action.

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by Man Mountain on Aug 23, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oy

Vey.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 23, 2008 12:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fair Weathers FAn 'than!

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 23, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 23, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you Mr. Poseydick

Adam Dunn 0 for 3 – 3Ks is the honeymoon over yet?

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
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by Madville on Aug 23, 2008 12:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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