Game 128: Reds at Cubs
by Slyde on Aug 21, 2008 12:15 PM EDT
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The Reds are going for back-to-back wins for the first time since...aw, screw it. Look at that pitching match up. What do you think is going to happen?
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we used to have a big guy hit big z well and hit well in wrigley
what was his name?
Wow, that's sudden
Didn’t even tell people he was sick it looks like.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
apparently he just found out last sunday
by chandrathan on Aug 21, 2008 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
pancreatic cancer is some bad shit
He probably ignored the symptoms for a long time, but it likely didn’t matter. Pancreatic cancer is pretty much a death sentence.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
This is a pitching matchup you just gotta like for the Reds.
Oh wait, teams don’t really play for draft position in baseball, do they?
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 1:26 PM EDT reply actions
I didn't think so... but... we could...
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 21, 2008 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
no, especially since the best the Reds will likely do is get 4th
There’s no way they catch the Nationals.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
d'oh
sorry, I meant 3rd. But then, that’s only if they catch the Padres. Right now they’d be 7th or 9th, I think.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
Okay, I'm a big time idiot
I thought the draft alternated AL-NL, but it doesn’t. Right now the Reds would be 6th or 7th.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
well...
hopefully we’ll keep sucking…
if we’re going to finish last in the division, hopefully we can be almost worst in baseball
by chandrathan on Aug 21, 2008 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but if we're gonna tank, we should start tomorrow
I’m not cheering for the Cuns.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 21, 2008 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm on bored with that
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
Where's Crolfer with his burning Oreo package?
I’d guess 7th period study hall
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 1:49 PM EDT reply actions
It had a sleep over at my house
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Dusty Baker
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Lineups, off the Fay bolg
Dickerson – LF
Keppinger – SS
Bruce – RF
Phillips – 2B
Votto – 1B
Encarnacion – 3B
Patterson – CF
Bako – C
Fogg – P
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
7-8-9 is brutal.
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
You don't have any pics of me. You can't threaten me!
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
the reds are going to sign milton bradley this offseason
by chandrathan on Aug 21, 2008 1:53 PM EDT reply actions
Milton Bradley
I’d been just fine with that. Dude can hit.
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Aug 21, 2008 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Plus the media would love his "passion and fire for winning." Others might decipher it as "anger issues"
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I've never sat through the entire TV pre-game show before.
Brother where art thou…why do they waste all with that time on useless bullshit. Especially horrid was the segment with Jacoby talking about leadoff hitters. “They’ve got to be able to bunt and steal bases, A leadoff hitter ignites the offense.” I wish Brook had shared that little nugget of wisdom withe Dustbrain…maybe just maybe…CoFlat wouldn’t have led off for half of the season. (Beats head against the wall).
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It's pretty painful
I especially like how half the segments were filmed during spring training.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
No shit..maybe next game they'll have KGJr talk about how to play CF
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george grande rockin' the short sleeves with his tie
niiiiiiiiccceeee!!!!
by chandrathan on Aug 21, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions
Do you heart big George...
Is it his fashion sense or the partial lobotomy?
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alright let the ass kicking begin
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
Yo Zach wasssup
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Dusty Baker
what up Madvile
how are you?
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
Well Zach, I couldn't be better - I have life just where I wanr it:
I’m getting old
Unemployed – yet still working my ass off
Dunn’s gone
Walt’s in charge
and Jodh Fogg on the mound
Its a great day in the neighborhood! Bring it on motherfuckers!!
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
Unemployed?
I thought you were GM or somesuch at the place on Kenwood Rd?
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
When I turn 21 I will buy you a drink
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
The land of the Free!
Rainbow Dyke Coalition Singers did a nice job on the National Anthem
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
Thom and Cowboy on the radio today
makes me want to stick a pen through my forehead
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Save an extra pen for me
drink to every Jeff K love comment they have today?
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
Yes.
Thom blabbering about Dickerson’s amazing physique right now. I wish I was making this up.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 21, 2008 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
"He has a swimmer's body." - Thommy
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
in the trunk of his car
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you're thinking of Norris Hopper
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 21, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
actually i was thinking of Royce Clayton
remember after the trade when someone in the Reds organization said he “had a young body”?
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
It was Wayne, I'm pretty sure
I remember almost wrecking my car on the highway after hearing that on the radio press conference after The Trade.
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by BK on Aug 21, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone with the Blue Jays
echoed that line the next Spring Training. Some beat writer actually made a story out of it.
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Must be brutal - tHom nonstop yapping while clowboy drools on the mic
Mean while I’m stuck with The crappy ol’ leftover and George Bland
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Okay, I have work to avoid...
but are the Reds going to help me do that?
I doubt it.
I think we overmeet as a society.
I'm banking on the RRs to help me in that aspect
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
you can count on me Gray
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Dusty Baker
dickerson shoulda tried on that one
derosa had to catch it over his shoulder
by chandrathan on Aug 21, 2008 2:28 PM EDT reply actions
Uh Oh Thom is turning on Bruce!!!
Don’t worry only a few more years and you will be in Boston Jay!
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
Bruce is turning into Jeff Francoeur
I’m a teeny bit concerned
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
True the dude hasn't walked much this year
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
Hacking on 3-0
No cure for that either, so it seems
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Not the Reds coaching staff
that’s something they’ve been trying to get through to these young players
—George Grande
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, Grande has referred to him as a young player several times this season
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
0 for 14 w/RISP in this series so far
This is one of the worst Red’s team ever. Man on 3rd w/one out and they can’t score.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
I do not understand why Edwin is not hitting 4th?
BP is a number 2 or 7 hitter
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
Because BP gets to play 2nd and bat 4th or he's going to take his ball and go home
I’d love to see BP in the 7 hole.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
Walked Soriano? Tremendous.
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 2:35 PM EDT reply actions
Fogg is already overmatched and its only the 2nd batter
Why is Bako catching..Hanningan is plenty young enough to catch a day game after a night game.
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Dusty Baker
but Zambrano is a tough righty
better to put the left-handed .214 hitter in there.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 21, 2008 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, there are very few right-handed pitchers
so we should protect him from them as long as possible.
I think we overmeet as a society.
To be fair
Bako also has a VORP of 6.8….
oh sorry, that’s -6.8.
But he is a horse whisperer.
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
This oughta be good - CoFlat againts Carlos
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Dusty Baker
Ok if the Cubs score one more run game over
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
Then I'll either have to do some work or start drinking
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
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Ok everyone so what Inning is Fogg going to give up 4 runs
I’m going with the 3rd
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
Hey I just saw Jr. on the TV at the bat,is he back w/the team?
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I still can't believe the Reds are paying 3 million for this fuck
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Make that 3.5 M.
Why is he on the team…oh he’s bonking Dustbrain’s daughter
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I posted that
when he swung at pitch number two out of the zone and nearly popped out to Derrek Lee in foul territory.
But since he managed to get to five pitches and pop out weakly to shallow center on a pitch out of the zone, I retract my earlier statement.
Give him the keys to the city and Bob’s liquor cabinet.
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Ooh a Phelps reference!
I’m still amazed how swimming became randomly popular because of that man. I know 8 gold medals is impressive but when he won 6 in Athens no one seemed to pay much attention.
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This a good candidate inning for at least 4 runs
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There's 1.
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I'll say it again: I hate Mark DeRosa.
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 2:52 PM EDT reply actions
Bur ol George Grande
sure loves to slobber DeRosa’s knob
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Aug 21, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
According to Zach this game is toast
I guess I’ll stick around for one more masochistic inning. It hurts so good…
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Dusty Baker
Dickerson clogging the bases
Perfect for a Kepp DP
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
You flat out called it.
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't seen a whole lot of games recently
but I feel like in 75% of those I have seen there’s been a Keppinger DP at least once a game.
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 3:04 PM EDT reply actions
Third basemen of the future
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
game over
that is what bill packer would say if he were calling this game.
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Bleed Cunnie Red!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 21, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Time for a well earned 'Red Stripe'
MMMMM…nothing like a cold brew, watching your favorite team on the tube and that sinking feeling of existential nausea – what as combo
Oh look Carlos drills one over the CF wall…I love Josh Fogg
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Fogg is the new Belisle standard of hopelessness
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Not even that.
At least with Milton, there was like, a 1/10 chance that he’ll give you 7 innings of 1-run ball. With Fogg and Belisle, you know you’re getting 4-5 innings and he’s going to give up 4+ runs.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 21, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
You could say that about Belisle
http://www.baseball-reference.com/pi/gl.cgi?n1=belisma01&year=2007&t=p
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Then Fogg is in a class by himself. Wonderful.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 21, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Belizzle has more ability, he just couldn't get his head striaghr - Fogg is just plain bad.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
One more Reds at bat...that's all I can stand - the pain is unbareable
Beyond the pale
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Dusty Baker
21.5 games back, 15 under .500 and two biggest sluggers traded away
yet Patterson, Bako and Fogg continue to be lineup regulars.
Sigh.
Won't get no-hit
But we will be in single digits as far as hits for the series!
Politickin' in God's Country
fuck, that's dumb
Votto had no chance to hit that pitch it was so low and away
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure what playing for one run in the 4th inning does for our chances to win the game.
But I’m sure it isn’t good.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 21, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice K into a throw'em out DP
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Zambrano is trying to give them chances, but the Reds are trying harder to give them back
Maybe, hopefully, wishfully it’s a quiet attempt by the players to look so bad there’s no choice but to fire Dustbag.
He's not going anywhere
and he’s going to install a gimmick offense for years to come.
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't step on my dreams
Given this team’s unwatchable-ness, they’re all I have
"Here comes Patterson... and he's not gonna get it"
No more obvious words have come out of Brantley’s mouth. Did that look as bad as it sounded?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
For those of you who couldn't see that "double"
thank your lucky stars
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Bob Brenly:
“I would rather spend only the last day of the season at the top of the standings than lead for 161 days but miss the playoffs.”
An American treasure.
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That could have been our manager.
Not sure which is worse.
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Because that's all the drama this season has left
Corey and the Mendoza line… will he or won’t he????
Politickin' in God's Country
not today
Double Post!
he has 2 doubles today
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
he hit one and he gave Aramis Ramirez one
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
He will
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 21, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Buy me one anyway damnit.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Double
fuckin’ figures. That’ll buy him at least 3 more straight starts.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That and Dustbrain's daughter
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
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Nicky Hound Dog warming up now
Looks like he’s coming in for the next inning, no matter if Fogg bats or not
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
No
Patterson and Bako are the only players he blows.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Fogg had thrown 60 pitches
That’s 46 over his limit.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
Patterson should have been out
sliding back in to third
What does speed matter if you’re at idiot on the base paths?
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You married too?
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
what happened to all the strippers?
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Ryan Freel, anyone?
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
I think Wayne Krivsky might be interested in extending that contract
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get it
Ryan Freel is white and plays hard. What relevance does he have to Corey Patterson?
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
Ryan Freel is white?
Then I retract every bad thing I’ve ever said about him.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
NEILYNG, I mean, Reynard will argue this point to the death
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 21, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
What does being an idiot matter
if you’re sacking up with the coaches daughter?
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
*coach's
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
the apostrophe in "Coach's"
is actually indicating that an “e” has been dropped. When English was still an inflected language the “es” ending indicated the possessive case.
So, relax and have another Captain and Diet.
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
you relax and have another nerd sandwich
you nerd.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
um, I'm not black
at least I don’t think I am. I don’t see color.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
That's racist!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 21, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
"I don't see color"
That means you’re tone deaf, you dummy.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
nerd wrap
I’m on the South Basement diet
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
that's probably a good idea
that’s why I’m on the captain and diets. I have to watch my figure in case somebody stumbles upon my webcam site.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
there's a downside
the relationship with my mom has cooled considerably since I haven’t needed her to cut off my crusts.
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I hear that
my mom’s all, “When you gonna get a job and move out of the basement?” And I’m all, “I had a job. It’s not my fault people couldn’t see Jesus Christ in the Dorito I was selling on eBay!”
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
these are dark times indeed
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that for Math fetishists?
You in your footed Elmo jammers doing proofs?
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
talking dirty about Danica McKellar
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
I have pictures
of her using a slide rule while making pee-pee. I’ll e-mail them to you.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
discreetly
I don’t want my mom to find them.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
Better than screwing the cow - and the pay's better too
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
I'm glad this picture doesn't load for me.
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep, it's exactly what you think it is.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 21, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
so I guess this is like a regular thing then?
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
Only if a cow field
is on the way home on bowling night.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Some folks calls it a pasture
but I calls it a cow field.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Phillips, excited by Bruce's 1st Pitch swinging HR
promptly shits the bed
Politickin' in God's Country
Hey Jay Bruce hits one out!
Cow field on the way home from bowling…you cut me to quick Pops…I ain’t never screwed no cow….but depending on the size of Dustbrain’s daughter maybe Coflat has.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
With love Mads
just a-joshin ya.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
he gets hit
hard
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Slyde or anyone, do you have a link to that article showing how SBs are basically worthless
unless a team can have success at a 75% clip or whatever?
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions
I usually reference Tango's The Book
You might check on his blog for it.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
thanks
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
or
you could have witnessed what just took place
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Because it is more fun to ask you guys then check reds.com
can I get a update on this game?
by jacob brumfield on Aug 21, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions
Foggy being foggy
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 21, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
3-1 Cubs
Shit stacks pretty high apparently.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
reds trail 3-1
Derosa, Zambrano, and Bruce have all homered.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
I managed to get a screen grab
I’m forwarding it to Ripley’s
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
God damnit
and Bako singles on the next pitch. This is fucking bush league ineptitude
Politickin' in God's Country
hahaha
and then Dickerson singles, too!
Thanks, Dusty and Patterson!
I think we overmeet as a society.
Doing the little things= giving away outs
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Keppinger just flat out little-thinged
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Tell him to leave it alone
or he’ll go blind.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Rally Caps - NAH
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
Also
idiots do most of the running on this team.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
I haven't decided yet
who is worse, this guy or Dusty.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
who is the douche in the plaid suit???
by jacob brumfield on Aug 21, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
leatherplaid?
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
I'm leaning strongly toward Dusty
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
WGN blows
hoping this game would be on tv but instead I get AFV, with countless footage of stupid people doing stupid things….then again, as long as Dusty and Patterson are with the Reds….
by jacob brumfield on Aug 21, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions
What's it all about Alifi?
Friday, April 20, 2007
Sudanese Man Forced To Marry Goat…
…after having intimate relations with it.
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat’s owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Well, good luck to the happy couple…I guess.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
methinks Madville is on a mission to add us to some questionable google search queries
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
OOO - Hmm I never thought about that repercussion
Well it was bizarre while it lasted….just trying to keep Gray entertained
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
That's the next locigal step
if your gonna let The Gays get married.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of Gays - Votto just knocked the piss out that one
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
6 degrees of
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 21, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry....
But damn…Jim Scott looks like a walking cadaver…thank God he’s on the radio,esp. a station that I never listen (except the Reds)
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
Rally time in the 9th!
Let’s see, who do we have starting it off? Oh… Corey. And then Bako. And then the pitcher’s spot.
Cuns win!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
It's sad
Reds down a run in the ninth, and I’m rooting AGAINST their player…CoPat.
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
Just cut Patterson now
and bring up Danny Richar. Stick Dickerson in CF and Richar in LF.
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
ALERT LLM ALERT LLM ALERT LLM ALERT LLM ALERT LLM ALERT
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
I was just
going to say that. It’s not a real Reds loss unless LLM makes the final out.
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Aug 21, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
17 for the season
Garrett Atkins and Jason Kendall still tied for 2nd with 13.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
How many times has Bako struck out today?
I’m too lazy to look it up
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions
2
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 21, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Veterany!
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 21, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
That pitch was
high. But still too close to just take, I thnk.
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
Yep.
We’re only 1/2 game back of the Royals for the 5th pick in the draft! Go Royals!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
wow what a horrible game
only made worse by Thom and Brantley talking about how they aren’t that far away at the end of the game as LLM strikes out. they really don’t seem to get it.
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
Run, run, run
lose. My kids are starting to think their names are “Fuck you, Dusty!”
Overserved and underwhelmed.
tHE CAMERA JUST PANNED THE CROWD STANDING AND CHEERING AT WRIGLEY
The only good thing I can find from this is at least Cincinnati fans are stuporific looking as Chicagoans.
Another perfectly good afternoon wasted watching the Reds lose. Wow corey Patterson is so bad, Paul Bako is bad, Hobart Crabcakes is bad, Josh Fogg is lame, The list is too long to name. Well.. tHom and clownboy revel in the idea that somehow small ball win make everything all right again.They can go fuck themselves
Good Day everyone
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
That is are not as stuporific
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
It's okay
Frankly, I am shocked you can type at all in that straitjacket.
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by Man Mountain on Aug 21, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
RECORD WATCH
Javier Valentin just ended the game with an out for a league leading 17th time this season. I believe this breaks the Reds record (going back to 1956, when this data is available) of 16 set by Tommy Helms in 1970. The NL record is 18 (again, back to 1956), held by both George Foster (1983) and Jerry Martin (1980). The MLB record in 19 by Ed Charles in 1964.
FWIW, Javier does not hold the Valentin family record as his brother Jose had 18 such events in 1996 for the Brewers.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
Who needs Griffey when we have the LLM?
That’s the kind of records that I’m going to tell my kids about!
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