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Game 127: Reds at Cubs

Cincinnati Reds at Chicago Cubs, Aug 20, 2008 8:05 PM EDT



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Cincinnati Reds
@ Chicago Cubs

Wednesday, Aug 20, 2008, 8:05 PM EDT
Wrigley Field

Bronson Arroyo vs Ted Lilly

Clear. Winds blowing out to left field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 80.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Bronson Arroyo 10-10 5.51 1.52 125 50



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Ted Lilly 12-6 4.32 1.35 141 54


Hey, I sold my house today!  Drinks on me!

I was surprised to see that the Reds are still playing.  Er, I mean that games are still scheduled to play.  I wonder if the team missed the bus last night or something.  It didn't look like anyone but Cueto showed up.  Hopefully Arroyo will get more support tonight.

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Now we’ll win!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 20, 2008 6:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A new good luck charm? We'll win for sure...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 20, 2008 6:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

congrats slyde

you sell the cincinnati home or the michigan home?

if it was the cincinnati one where are you moving?

I’ll be asking more personal questions later

by chandrathan on Aug 20, 2008 6:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh... yeah, congrats on that... That's kind of a big deal ain't it?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 20, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

from what I hear

congrats, brother Slyde. At least something good can come of this August.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 20, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the Cincinnati one

And we’ll be moving in Cincinnati, hopefully to a better school district and a slightly bigger house.

I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On a related note...

I just sold Dusty Baker’s house. He’s gonna be so pissed when he gets home and his keys don’t work.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2008 6:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I lawled

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 20, 2008 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We could kidnap him

With the promise of a pheasant or three I’m sure he could be lured into a box/stick/rope trap, then sent off to live on a farm way out in the country somewhere.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pitfall trap?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 20, 2008 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pit trap

Yes, that’s good…we’ll take a bunch of underachieving former players of his, put them in an open hole/dungeon, and then cover it with a bed of toothpicks. When he comes by and hears the calls of crappy players past, he’ll find himself unable to resist the temptation to pluck a toothpick from the bunch…and SNAP! As he bends over to grasp an oral fixation device, Homer Bailey will spring from the bushes with a bowie knife (and inflated ERA) to add the Reds’ skipper to his list of victims. And Homer will feed Dusty’s entrails to the plebeians in the HomerHole® while they scream in horror at what they all have done…

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2008 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, silly

The kind I use at home:

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's solid!

What bait would best attract Dusty Baker? Perhaps a circa-1977 Pam Grier? Or maybe a circa-1977 Elton John…

Golly, somebody needs to tell me how to paste pix on the blog and quote others like you cool folks do…

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2008 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Things to bait the Dusty trap:

- Australian chewing sticks
- Corey Patterson in a Playgirl spread
- Pheasants
- Tom Emanski videos

Also Petey, those little icons between the title box and the body box might help you out on your quest.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 20, 2008 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sexy!

Now I can rule the world with imagery!

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2008 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Javier Valentin is so slow...

…if he ran any slower, he’d be going backwards. You know, like the Reds organizationally.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2008 6:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hmm

Javier Valentin is so slow, he’s still running from dinosaurs.

I don’t even know what that means.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on Aug 20, 2008 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually I think the dinosaurs are running from Javy...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 20, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How did you get the picture embedded in your blog....

If you didn’t know how?

I smell a rat……

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Javier Valentin is so slow

Sean Casey could beat him in a footrace to a plantain buffet. With a rock in his shoe. And Javy on his shoulders. In full equipment.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2008 6:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Would you guys stop making fun of the greatest pinch hitter of all time...

My pictures shows him winning the catcher’s sprint to see who gets to flog Mike Stanton…of course he’s gained a little weight since then…but he’s fast when he needs to be bitches.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 20, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Could we get him to steal if we put a twinkie on third base?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 20, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LLM NOT FAT

fluffy

Pvt. Pyle, you disgusting fatbody!

by Plowboy5 on Aug 20, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Because you could SMELL them?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 20, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Question for you guys from a Brewer fan

I was looking at the boxscores from yesterday’s games and I am extremely confused by Mike Lincoln’s line. 0 innings, 3 hits, 4 earned runs. He didn’t walk or hit a batter, but he faced 4 hitters. What the heck happened there? It’s gonna bother me if I don’t figure this out. Catcher’s interference or something?

Oh, and, beat the Cubs for us please

And neck size to baby eating ratio.

by Jordan M on Aug 20, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he gave up a single

and the the next batter attempted to bunt him over. Votto got to it quickly and threw to 2nd, but he threw it wide and the runner was safe.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 20, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

got it, thanks

dominate Ted Lilly!

And neck size to baby eating ratio.

by Jordan M on Aug 20, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry pal

this lineup features our two most productive hitters in the 5 and 6 spots, and they have a combined OPS ~.800. this team has been abused by the likes of Brian Moeller. twice.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 20, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lineup

Dickerson CF
Kepp SS
Bruce RF
Phillips 2B
EdE 3B
Votto 1B
Cabrera LF
Hanigan C
Arroyo P

Patterson sits against the tough lefty Ted Lilly. will the Reds have enough team speed to overcome his absence?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 20, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No Rosales...

But we have a 35-year-old journeyman from the Japanese league in LF.

As we near September, we will continue to provide valuable playing time to our young players and new acquisitions who we feel can become significant contributors at the Major League level.

Try to achieve a balance of derisive laughter and open weeping.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a feeling

That letter is going to be quoted a lot over the next six weeks.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've sold the basement

I get to move upstairs.

I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can anyone tell...

which player is seen here checking out donkey’s ass?

It sorta looks to me like my old shop teacher, Mr. Krangle, who had 3 full fingers and a penchant for young Asian boys. But I’m pretty sure he’s doing time in Lompoc, not roaming the field during batting practice to glance closely at form-fitting polyester that hides only one’s inflated OBP.

by PeteyHendrix on Aug 20, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So.....

Lohse got suspended five games for throwing at EV. Sweet.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"I'm sorry, but not really"
“I was surprised and pretty disappointed,” Lohse said. “My intent wasn’t to hit anybody. My intent was to make the opposing pitcher feel as uncomfortable as I did the at-bat before. The way they interpreted it, it seems like they feel I was trying to hit him.”

Edinson handled the questions like a man:

Volquez, who was not disciplined, learned of the Lohse suspension prior to the Cubs-Reds game.

“I don’t know if he really tried to hit me,” Volquez said. “Maybe he was trying to take me out of the game a little bit, and mess with my concentration.”

Volquez denied having any ill intent when he nearly hit Lohse with a pitch.

“I don’t want to hit a pitcher,” Volquez said. “If I’m going to hit somebody, it’d be position players.”

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080820&content_id=3339807&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

by ken on Aug 20, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

doesn't Dickerson suck vs. Lefties

but do we have any righties besides Rosales, Philips, EdE?

eesh.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 20, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bad call

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"and he does have his foot on the bag...barely....if at all"

wonderful insight there chris. of course the replay didn’t even have lee in the picture, so there was no way to tell if it was an out or not…

by chandrathan on Aug 20, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shat

8 pitches? not good….

predictions on bronson? im going conservative with 17.

by obc2 on Aug 20, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hits given up? batters faced?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh snap

we have an obc sighting.

Speaking of which, I have some good info for ya son, call me.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

feck

im on a call with family. text it….im multitasking.

by obc2 on Aug 20, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too much to text, holmes

It’s worth it though, I promise.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok

give me a few….

by obc2 on Aug 20, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arroyo-ho-ho looking efficient

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Makes sense

If you can see the bright side of that franchise you can see the sunny side of anything.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

like eggs

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 20, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rooting for the Reds

makes me thankful for the 3 outs rule. I mean, otherwise, we could sit here all night watching out team ground and strike out.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Aug 20, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Out Team! Assemble!

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never understood

The other night, did you say you were a /. nerd or no?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, I read faithfully.

But don’t post.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Aug 20, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why?

when she can be hanging out with the 71 Ls

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

mmmmmm... those are good...

Reminds me of the Cholesterol Burger they sell at a bar and grill near me…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 20, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Foods not containing bacon, eggs, more bacon, cheese, and ground beef

Are simply not worth my time.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Aug 20, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd for xkcdness

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 20, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love xkcd

i suppose it goes along with the /. ness.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Aug 20, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's part of my daily routine

Along with Garfield Minus Garfield, Pos, and Overheard in New York.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same here with GMG

I’ve got Married to the Sea and Toothpaste for Dinner on my list as well.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 20, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love TFD

Haven’t seen Married To The Sea, I’ll go Google now.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Made by the same guy.

Same humor, different format.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A friend just sent this to me yesterday.

"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 20, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh. Well...

it’s funnier when you can read it.

"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 20, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is exactly what the Cholesterol Burger has

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 20, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There goes the No-no...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 20, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and now the shutout..

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 20, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

still a no-hitter for Lilly...

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ted Lilly has a no-hitter?

A no-hitter! Wow!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 20, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bob Brenly:

“Sometimes a manager will put a hit and run on to get a slumping batter going”

You can read more about this in my book “Wins and Losses are the Only Stats They Should Keep and Other Ridiculous Shit I Make Up to Fill Time” forthcoming from Oxford UP.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

my god this offense is bad

second game in a row where they have been retired in order in the first three at-bats.

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Aug 20, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Smash Mouth and Wrigleyville

they’re together again.

note – this is from WGN feed.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 20, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Worst Hit Song Ever

“I Love a Rainy Night” Eddie Rabbit

Thoughts?

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I see your Eddie Rabbit, and raise you with this.

“mmm bop, ba duba dop ba doo bop, dibbie da ba doo bop, dooba dah bah doo… yeah ee yea-ah”

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 20, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least that has a bouncy melody

IARN just sits in the middle 8 like a turd

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pitchers of Lilly

Lilly, Oh Lilly

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kepp fan flat out break up perfect games

2nd in two nights

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Aug 20, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what the heck did BP swing at?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

moths

lots and lots of moths

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 20, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But seriously

it was the throw back from the catcher

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I back...appears I didn't miss anything on the field

just the wonderful repartee of RR community.

Why is Hobart in this game?

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 20, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Because we suck?

BTW, we still have to get together for that beer. What are your plans for Riverfest?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great, now how about a hit

Haven’t scored since Sunday.

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by jgoodfri on Aug 20, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

23 runs A.D.

I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how many games is that?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 20, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

7

I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tonight is number 8

I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just a modest 3.2 runs a game?

but I thought this was the offense of the future!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 20, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in the future

offenses won’t need to score runs with robot pitchers on the mound

I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

um, if the robot pitchers are anything like

 Brandon Claussen/Paul Wilson of the Robo-Arms…that’s not gonna work.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 20, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

An oldie but a goodie...

I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

57 runs A.K.G.J.

I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are SUCH a nerd

I wish I could quit you.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, I'm annoying at first

but then after a while, you start to miss me when I’m not around.

I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am 'willing' a hit this inning - anything to shut tHom the fuck up

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 20, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Check that willing a hit shit

This may be the lamest team lineup I’ve witnessed in 59 years. this is horrible.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 20, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This might happen, seriously

Lilly’s on, this lineup……perfect storm.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm rooting for this as well.

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Aug 20, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's at 64 pitches

it’s gonna be tough against this patient Reds lineup.

I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like a lot of wasted Reds pitching since Grif and Dunner

Maybe Rosales should get some ABs/PT couldn’t be worse than this shit

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 20, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he could very well be as bad

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers

by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes but could he be worse than old man hobart?

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 20, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm with Mads here

At least it’s a different flavor of shit.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lineup

im ok with phillips and bruce, and votto. other than that is completely substandard.

by obc2 on Aug 20, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about Bronson - He's got more pop that Hobart

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 20, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

interesting that you didn't mention the current team leader in OPS

I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he was traded...

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 20, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm out

Gotta go work. I may be back, may be not. Love and hugs and kisses all the way around.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oddly, we usually give Arroyo a lot of run support

He’s 10-10 with a 5.40 ERA.

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by jgoodfri on Aug 20, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I just realized what would've made me enjoy the Cast/Jock letter a lot more

if they hired This Guy to get it written.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 20, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hanigan

BOOOOO

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Aug 20, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is almost sort of a rally, isn't it?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Chris Dickerson is clearly a special type of a player

a type of player this team needs more of

I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.

by Slyde on Aug 20, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who are you?

Bizarre Daedaelus?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 20, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bizzaro Keppinger drives in the tying run...

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 20, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

woo-hoo

RBIs the backdoor way.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 20, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Our TV announcers talk more than the Radio guys

I woujld like to watch the game with occassional commentary…please

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 20, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bruce walks

Hallelujah

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by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

would you like fries with that?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good call

Fukudome did catch that

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by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa.

I was just about to comment on how, after getting 15 walks in his first 151 PAs, Bruce got only 3 walks in his next 160 PAs.

And then he walked.

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously.

WTF is BP swinging at?

I think we overmeet as a society.

by Gray on Aug 20, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BP swings at one over his head

I going homesitting – done babysitting

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 20, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

do you seriously babysit

Madville of the “I’m gonna post pics of dudes fucking cows” fame?

Must be some bold parents there…

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 20, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm out for the rest of the night, thoguh.

enjoy, y’all.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 20, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Javert comes through

The Reds might win this game. Craziness.

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by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Goodroyo tonight fo' sho'

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 20, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rosales batting for Cornroyo.

Well done, Bronson.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 20, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

stormy weathers approching Wrigley.

hold on to your butts

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 20, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate Mark DeRosa

It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aramaswingandamis

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by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DeRosa

boom….outta here

the karma bites him in the ass

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 20, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKordero earns his lettuce tonight

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by Man Mountain on Aug 20, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We held the Cubs to 3 hits!

And Coco got an actual save! Holy shit!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Aug 20, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why can't they do this every night?

Oh right……

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by xjjeep90 on Aug 20, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is Krivsky's team, silly

It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 20, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slyde, your signature really makes it difficult to search for comments re: Adam Dunn

. . . who is up right now . . . and who hit a three-run homer in the first tonight. Oh, and Griffey homered too.

by Brian B on Aug 20, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mark Grace

It’s so refreshing to hear a home announcer praise Adam Dunn for taking a 3-1 fastball on the outside corner. Fuck, that would have been nice the last 7 years.

by Brian B on Aug 20, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And Chad Tracy swings at the first pitch after Dunn walks, and flies out.

And Grace raves on about “the difference between Adam Dunn and free-swingers like Chad Tracy.” Mark Grace is no Rhodes scholar, but he sure makes some people sound like complete jackasses.

by Brian B on Aug 20, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mark Grace once said...

“What really feels good is I wasn’t good enough to play first base for the Chicago Cubs, but I was good enough to play first base for the World Champions…”

I couldn’t stand him when he was a Cub, but after he went to Arizona, I got over it.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on Aug 20, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next Dunn at bat, Padres bring in a lefty to face him

And after a lengthy at bat results in a walk, the announcing crew notes “you’re looking at the .194 batting average against lefties, and then you look up and he’s standing on first base.” It’s amazing how some people just get it, while others are completely clueless.

by Brian B on Aug 20, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Moment of clarity

I finally realized that I have a problem. I’m on vacation in Charleston this week, but I’m here checking old game threads. The Olympics are on TV, but I’m here checking old Fan Posts. The women’s beach volleyball final was going on IN THE RAIN, and I was getting pissed off by Reynard instead of determining if the Chinese team was hotter than the Americans.

I need help.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 21, 2008 12:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Checking old game threads is pretty bad.

Checking old game threads of the 2008 Cincinnati Reds is really bad.

"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 21, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Check out the aquarium

It doesn’t have Baltimore’s glamour, but it has a solid wetlands-themed collection of flora and fauna.

by ken on Aug 21, 2008 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, wow.

I’m watching the Giants/Marlins game . . . Giants SS Ochoa was batting and the runner on first took off. It was a pitchout, but Ochoa reaches out and hits the ball, taking part of Paul Lo Duca’s hand with it. LoDuca was pissed, until he realized he fucked up by getting in the way.

by Brian B on Aug 21, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I get back home, from babysitting, watch the USA women crush the Chinese in B. Volleyball

and after going to the Bramble Patch to see if bob was still there (He as gone – just missed him), I came back to see if anyone was still around.

Yes, Cy I do babysit..The bold parents are #1 daughter and Hubby. Mrs. M and I were trading off walking the 4month old grandson. I am bit jaded at times here on the RR threads, but most of the time (when not drinking or bowling) I’m just your average near postal American slob. While as a kid I read Walt Whitman and Tom Jones but my real heroes were Charles Whitman

AND
Jim Jones

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 21, 2008 1:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey... the flaming oreo package worked...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 21, 2008 7:55 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We could win out - Go Crolfs!!!!

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 21, 2008 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you wanna know what's sad?

The Reds could go 35-0 to finish the season and the Cubs still only have to go 15-21 to win the division.

I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.

by Slyde on Aug 21, 2008 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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