Why Adam Dunn Needed to GO
When sitting here and painfully going over all of the Adam Dunn discussion I have seen since he has been gone, there are some things that just bother me. One of which is this constant argument between strikeouts, walks, and home runs, which Adam Dunn got a lot of. We wont argue that he had a low batting average, we won`t argue that he had no speed on the bases, we won`t argue that he was not a good fielder. (and I don`t want to hear people making excuses for this, anyone that has seen enough Reds games, has seen enough balls Dunn should have got to that he couldnt.) I can`t count all of the times I cringed watching that large man in the outfield, and how many times I would see a ball bloop into left field and get ready to see an exciting play at the plate....to only realize Adam Dunn was there. No Laser arm, no stolen bases, no web gems. You need to do more than argue if walks and strikeouts balance each other out or not. If you are going to be a star in the MLB, especially in the NL, you need to do more.
Dunn hits homers, I dont care, everyone hits home runs when they come to Great American. We need to understand, you dont get more runs on the board for hitting it further. I will take a two out, two run double over a solo shot hit 9,000 feet anyday. I`ll welcome any sarcastic comments about that last statement, I dont care, I want to see a baseball game I care about in October, at this point that would be more miraculous to me than a 9,000 foot shot.
This franchise is the first ever, we had one of the best baseball teams in major league history in the Big Red Machine, we had one of the best overall shortstops to see the game in Larkin, and we have a sport THAT DOES NOT HAVE A SALARY CAP, We have fans that do not fill the seats, and we have plenty of people around to bicker and make excuses when there are none.
I`m tired of watching people that cant bunt even though they get paid to do something they have been doing all of their life, and it is the first thing I learned how to do when I started playing baseball when I was 8. I`m tired of sitting around and discussing whether or not a one tool player should have been paid and kept.
If we want to be a team that even gets metioned on ESPN (which we really didnt even when we got rid of Dunn) we need to spend money and demand perfection, the Yankees are the franchise of baseball, because they spend more and want to win more, we were just here first and have nothing this decade to show for it.
We can`t afford to have Josh Foog throw an 85mph slider, 86 mph fastball, 81 mph changeup in the same spot and say he is ok to be a starter. We cant have Edwin have 3 errors one night and strike out 10 times in a row, then get a hot streak from him when the season is over. Corey Patterson has no business on this team, so what Dusty he can run? He should have tried out for the 100 m dash.
We cant sign a 48 million dollar closer that we dont use, and when we do use him he gives up 3 runs...that is if Stormy Weathers doesnt give the game away already. Were mediocre because we have mediocre players, mediocre money, and mediocre fan support. Quite frankly I dont think keeping Dunn matters when you win 11-0 one night and lose 2-0 or 3-1 for 4 games straight, half of our entire teams stats are padded a little bit from times it didnt matter, and didnt change the outcome of the game, so just like that, I dont think Dunn being gone is going to change the outcome of next season.
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It's not your fault....

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 18, 2008 5:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
'If we want to be a team that even gets metioned on ESPN'
because wins are an overratted stat
by jacob brumfield on Aug 18, 2008 5:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
'If we want to be a team that even gets metioned on ESPN'
We’d become the Redsoxs or Yankees.
Hey, if I had some place to go I certainly wouldn't be in 'Cleve-Land'. -H.T.Duck
by snohio on Aug 19, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer Simpson voice:
Boring!
"Do you want me to tell it like it's boy meets girl and the rest is history? Or do you want it like a murder mystery? I'm gonna tell it like a comeback story."
-Craig Finn
by Pete on Aug 18, 2008 5:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ohio State
BB fan? Don’t see too many of those?
Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.
by havanaconnect on Aug 18, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
by default...
i suppose. Not really that much of a fan, but attending Ohio State does something to you.
"Do you want me to tell it like it's boy meets girl and the rest is history? Or do you want it like a murder mystery? I'm gonna tell it like a comeback story."
-Craig Finn
by Pete on Aug 18, 2008 6:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and...
apparently a college education didn’t teach me to use the “reply” button.
"Do you want me to tell it like it's boy meets girl and the rest is history? Or do you want it like a murder mystery? I'm gonna tell it like a comeback story."
-Craig Finn
by Pete on Aug 18, 2008 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let it be written
attending Ohio State does something to you.
Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.
by havanaconnect on Aug 18, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sarcastic Comments!
“I will take a two out, two run double over a solo shot hit 9,000 feet anyday. I`ll welcome any sarcastic comments about that last statement, I dont care.”
Um, who wouldn’t take 2 runs over 1 run? Look, everyone knows that Dunn is the great divider in baseball; some people just don’t want to use statistics more complicated than batting average in evaluating a player’s talent. It’s fine, I’ve come to live with this. But don’t forget that he still gets on base almost 40% of the time in his career. I’ll gladly take that on this shitty Reds lineup. It’s not just the homeruns, although they help. He’s always had a high OPS, VORP around 45, and yeah, below average fielding. If you have the time, you should read this article from fangraphs that compares Dunn’s numbers to a player that everyone agrees is one of the best in the league.
Regardless, Big Donkey is gone and the Reds suck and I want football to start.
by D-Rock on Aug 18, 2008 6:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't care how unpopular this statement is...
but I’d rather see my team execute a two-out squeeze bunt that wins game 7 of the World Series than hit a meaningless home run in July. There I said it.
by Red Menace on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You fail English
No matter how unpossible it is.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 18, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i read it after i posted it
and i was like how the hell did i type i’m when all i wanted was an i
then i decided it was just sbnation fucking with me.
by chandrathan on Aug 18, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Again, I speak unto thee these four words
GET.
A.
REAL.
BROSWER.
FUCKER. :)
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 18, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you still haven't recommended one!
by chandrathan on Aug 18, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me...
JCH, can i send you an email with a few questions and have you respond with everything you know about computers as they pertain to me and my specific needs?
"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 18, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um, okay
But as has been proven on this site many times, I’m an idiot who does well to get from point A to point B in a safe and timely manner.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 18, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is, if you're serious
Otherwise, no. No you may not.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 18, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Talking to myself is cool
Although I will not be arguing with myself like you guys did a couple of nights ago.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 18, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
madville hasn't been around today
i take this to mean that he has been institutionalised
by chandrathan on Aug 18, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Road trip to bust him out, anyone?
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 18, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm serious.
But I’m also lazy. And extremely busy.
So don’t hold your breath.
But I will pay you in beer or Jameson.
"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 18, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why Adam Dunn Needed to STAY
Okay, maybe he didn’t neeeed to stay. But I disagree with your assessment that he needed to go.
We wont argue that he had a low batting average, we won`t argue that he had no speed on the bases, we won`t argue that he was not a good fielder. (and I don`t want to hear people making excuses for this, anyone that has seen enough Reds games, has seen enough balls Dunn should have got to that he couldnt.) I can`t count all of the times I cringed watching that large man in the outfield, and how many times I would see a ball bloop into left field and get ready to see an exciting play at the plate….to only realize Adam Dunn was there.
Just to look at the other side of things for a second, you can’t tell me that he made absolutely no good plays on defense. Experts who have been looking at defensive metrics this season have actually said that he’s been an average fielder this year, as opposed to the atrocity that you portray him as. Think about it. How many times have you seen him make a nice catch or a nice throw to gun down a runner, and think, “anybody could have done that, seeing ONE good play doesn’t change my opinion”. Probably a few times, right? If you’ve watched every game like you say you have, then you’ve seen a good play or two. Well how does he get held to that standard every single time, but when he makes ONE bad play, he’s scrutinized. Do the bad plays outweigh the good? Probably, I’m not keeping track. But you can’t only mention the bad plays without considering the good ones as well.
No Laser arm, no stolen bases, no web gems.
Not what he’s getting paid for. He’s a slugger, not Ichiro.
You need to do more than argue if walks and strikeouts balance each other out or not. If you are going to be a star in the MLB, especially in the NL, you need to do more.
Who says? Nobody gets on Ryan Howard’s case, and he strikes out more than Dunn does. Derrek Lee, Lance Berkman, Manny Ramirez, Carlos Lee, and Carlos Delgado probably would disagree with you there. Also, who said walks and strikeouts balance each other out? Walks are much more valuable than strikeouts are detrimental.
Dunn hits homers, I dont care, everyone hits home runs when they come to Great American.
Not Juan Castro.
We need to understand, you dont get more runs on the board for hitting it further.
No one here thinks that, either.
I will take a two out, two run double over a solo shot hit 9,000 feet anyday. I`ll welcome any sarcastic comments about that last statement, I dont care, I want to see a baseball game I care about in October, at this point that would be more miraculous to me than a 9,000 foot shot.
A two out, two run double indicates that there are two runners on base, and the solo shot happens with no one on base. That’s like saying when Dunn comes up with a runner on first, you’d rather see a grand slam than a 2-run home run. You’re not comparing the same thing. I’ll tell you this, with two runners on base and two outs, I’d rather see a 3-run homer over a two run double.
This franchise is the first ever, we had one of the best baseball teams in major league history in the Big Red Machine, we had one of the best overall shortstops to see the game in Larkin, and we have a sport THAT DOES NOT HAVE A SALARY CAP, We have fans that do not fill the seats, and we have plenty of people around to bicker and make excuses when there are none.
Yes, this franchise has had a lot of history, but what constants remain from even the 1990 era? New owner, new GM, new personnel. It’s a different team, and needs to be run accordingly. The goal now can’t be to play off the past like they’re entitled to it, but to take the current personnel and build a championship winning team.
I`m tired of watching people that cant bunt even though they get paid to do something they have been doing all of their life, and it is the first thing I learned how to do when I started playing baseball when I was 8. I`m tired of sitting around and discussing whether or not a one tool player should have been paid and kept.
This is a moot point, because the players who can’t bunt shouldn’t be bunting anyways. Griffey, Dunn, EdE, Votto, and Bruce should almost never be asked to bunt. Not to go all sabermetric on you, but bunting is detrimental to scoring runs in almost any situation, but this is more of an indictment on the manager for asking them to bunt constantly than it is the players for not being good at it. Should they probably know the fundamental skill? Yeah, probably, but I don’t think it’s as big of a problem as it’s being made to be with the amount that Dusty asks his slugger to bunt.
If we want to be a team that even gets metioned on ESPN (which we really didnt even when we got rid of Dunn) we need to spend money and demand perfection, the Yankees are the franchise of baseball, because they spend more and want to win more, we were just here first and have nothing this decade to show for it.
Who cares if we get mentioned on ESPN? Just because the Yankees spend more doesn’t mean they “want to win more”, but I agree with you that Bob should spend more money, and I think he will starting this offseason.
We can`t afford to have Josh Foog throw an 85mph slider, 86 mph fastball, 81 mph changeup in the same spot and say he is ok to be a starter. We cant have Edwin have 3 errors one night and strike out 10 times in a row, then get a hot streak from him when the season is over. Corey Patterson has no business on this team, so what Dusty he can run? He should have tried out for the 100 m dash.
Disagree with you on EdE, but agree with Corey and Foggy. Also, this has nothing to do with Dunn, but you’ve got a nice little rant going to I’m not going to stop you.
We cant sign a 48 million dollar closer that we dont use, and when we do use him he gives up 3 runs…that is if Stormy Weathers doesnt give the game away already. Were mediocre because we have mediocre players, mediocre money, and mediocre fan support. Quite frankly I dont think keeping Dunn matters when you win 11-0 one night and lose 2-0 or 3-1 for 4 games straight, half of our entire teams stats are padded a little bit from times it didnt matter, and didnt change the outcome of the game, so just like that, I dont think Dunn being gone is going to change the outcome of next season.
This brings up a decent point. With the rest of the players around Dunn, it’s true that him leaving doesn’t really affect much for the rest of the season, or the long term of the club if they weren’t going to re-sign him anyways. I strongly disagree that this team is better without him though. That’s lunacy. He’s the best offensive player this team has had this decade, and without him, this team will score less runs. Plain and simple.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 6:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
You put way more effort into your post
And now my post looks small in comparison
by D-Rock on Aug 18, 2008 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Experts who have been looking at defensive metrics this season have actually said that he’s been an average fielder this year
Great, proving my point, it took experts to analyze and find he was an AVERAGE fielder THIS year
by Reynard on Aug 18, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Assuming you're right on that one...
(Which you aren’t.)
What about the other 15 points BK refuted?
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 18, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but he's an average fielder, not a terrible one.
You’ve got a guy who’s a bona fide slugger and an average fielder and talking about him like he’s useless, which isn’t right.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Expertise is not a scale.
I mean, it’s not as if fielding prowess is mined from deep in the earth, and even with their fancy satellites, they’ve only now just dug up enough of adam dunn’s to make him average.
Expert analysis is (theoretically) more accurate. Say expert fielding metrics say Adam Dunn is average and Brandon Phillips is really good. Brandon Phillips doesn’t get fielding bonus points because you can see how good he is by watching. It just means that Adam Dunn is average and Brandon Phillips is really good.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 18, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not what he’s getting paid for. He’s a slugger, not Ichiro.
It`s baseball, not a home run derby…..being able to hit, run, and field isnt called being Ichiro, it`s called being a ball player
by Reynard on Aug 18, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or being a pitcher.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 18, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many 5-tool players are actually out there?
Not many. Most players in the big leagues these days, especially the run producers and sluggers, are not 5-tool players. Barry Bonds, Ryan Howard, and Manny Ramirez get big bucks because they’re hitters, not fielders. And you don’t see someone giving Corey Patterson a 20 million dollar deal to play a decent center field. One is obviously more important than the other.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bonds doesnt play
And before he was on steroids, he was a 5 tool player
by Reynard on Aug 18, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'd be getting a 20 million dollar deal if it wasn't for the steroid scandal.
…which was my point. Not the part that you nitpicked out to argue about.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re not comparing the same thing. I’ll tell you this, with two runners on base and two outs, I’d rather see a 3-run homer over a two run double.
You forgot, he was more likely to strike out or get a walk, so another sub-par Red could come to the plate
by Reynard on Aug 18, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most (if not all)
Players would more likely make an out or get a walk than hit a double…
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 18, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's more likely to reach base than any other Red
And as you said, another sub-par Reds hitter comes to the plate and gets out anyway, what’s wrong with Dunn coming up and having a good chance to walk or hit a homer?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sub par?
Dunn started 112 for the Reds this year; in those 112 games, EdE (OPS+ 109) hit behind him in 68 games, Votto (104) in 9, and BP (100) in 7. Keppinger was the only “sub-par” hitter immediately behind Dunn in more than 4 games this season.
You also forget that Dunn had more RBI with RISP than more-doubles-hitting BP, despite seeing both fewer RISP and having fewer PAs with RISP, thanks to 6 of those 9000 ft. HRs you so hate.
Often wrong, never uncertain.
by sidnancy on Aug 18, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+5 insightful
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 18, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I smell a Slashdot dork
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 18, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I showered yesterday, I swear.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 18, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think
that’s the soft walk argument
by blandonseid on Aug 18, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reynard, I think you missed a few of the Dunn cliches
such as, but not limited to:
— he was a bad example to young players
— He was making too much money for a small market team like Cincinnati
— He didn’t care about winning
But not to worry. While it won’t crack the top ten in stupid Dunn posts at RR, this is as meandering, pointless and terribly-reasoned as any Dunn-related material I’ve seen on the internet in the last 2 hours.
I just felt like it could be more.
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by Man Mountain on Aug 18, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I have
a feeling this a wind up. He’s twisting your wig and all that…
by blandonseid on Aug 18, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he's being serious.
I’d say that around 80% of the non-RR Reds fan base feels exactly like our friend Reynard here.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
that isnt a point, I remember the Reds winning the World Series when I was 4, they suck now, they have sucked, and Adam Dunn sucks, thats the point, bring up OPS all you want to, and talk about him being average, like someone said before…him being the best offensive player on our team doesnt say much
by Reynard on Aug 18, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still, it doesn't say anything about him.
It says a lot more about the player around him, doesn’t it? I don’t see how you deduced “Adam Dunn sucks” out of “him being the best offensive player on our team doesn’t say much”.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You forgot...
- He lacked savvy.
- He was selfish. He always swung for the fences and never hit sacrifice flies.
- He took too many “soft” walks.
- He was big, slow and stupid.
- He watched “the View” too much.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 18, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
6. Batting average.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh...and...
Batting average. Did I mention batting average?
And striking out too much.
And batting average too.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 18, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Average
is really the deal breaker for most people I think. If he had hit in the .270s or something with as many HRs, etc I don’t think people would have been as hard on him as they were. Just a “theory.”
by blandonseid on Aug 18, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ill agree
270 is a lot different than 220
by Reynard on Aug 18, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not when the OBP is around .390, it's not.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 8 recs
Rec it, Red Reporters.
You like it. You love it. You want more of it.
"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 18, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i try so hard
but i just can’t rise above…
sadly though, i have seen a braves game this year
by chandrathan on Aug 18, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BK I might hate you
Because you are arguing Adam Dunn`s offensive stats over and over, and over and over, and over and over again, but a main point I tried to make was the fact that all he brought was a bat
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you not pay attention?
It’s been said several times that the defensive measurements for this season show him as, at worst, an average defender.
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
also this post reminds me of the Weird Al song "This song's just 6 words long"
It was totally my favorite song when I was 6, before I hit middle age.
Of course, it’s still one of my favorite songs.
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And what you continually miss
is that (1) other players who are just as good with the bat and bring nothing else are rare (and make more money than Dunn) and (2) other players who are as good or better with the bat and field well are named Albert Pujols or Alex Rodriguez, and make a gazillion dollars a year.
No one here has said Dunn was the best player in the league. But he is a better hitter than all but a small handful of players, and his defense does not negate that. The spread in talent in offense is much greater than the spread in talent in defense.
Often wrong, never uncertain.
by sidnancy on Aug 19, 2008 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait.
Let’s review this little branch of this clusterfuck of an argument.
Reynard: “.220 is a lot worse batting average than .270”
(50 points worse, but you’re denouncing his offensive worth here by citing his low batting average. That’s what you’re doing.)
BK: “That’s nullified by his .390 OBP”
(My counterargument was that he is worth more offensively than you think he is, because of his high OBP)
Reynard: “Why are you arguing offensive stats!?!”
Because that’s what we’re talking about over here. You posted about his low batting average, I posted about his high OBP, and you countered by yelling at me for arguing offensive stats. Do you see why this doesn’t make sense to me?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
When you use quotations
You are supposed to quote what I said word for word, which is why some people on here bother me, because you directly quoted a made up quote…..“Because you are arguing Adam Dunn`s offensive stats over and over, and over and over, and over and over again, but a main point I tried to make was the fact that all he brought was a bat” is what was said not……
"Why are you arguing offensive stats!?!"……..and sure OBP great…….do you just not understand how bad .220 or .230 is, do you just not understand that? I wouldnt smile at 260, but Id take it for Dunn, but .260 is not .220 or .230……but change this into another direct quote that didnt happen BK
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright, fine.
Of course that’s not directly what you said, any idiot realizes that. Quit talking down to everyone here like we’re idiots, because I’ve got news for you… there are a lot of intelligent people here, many more intelligent than myself and likely you as well. Hell, one of our posters was on Jeopardy… and won!
But I had the gist of your argument right, didn’t I? You’re attacking me for arguing offensive stats when we’re having a conversation about offensive stats. That’s my argument.
Yes, .220 or .230 would be a low batting average. But as most people on this site will tell you, batting average is a poor metric for measuring offensive worth. It doesn’t take walks into account, which happens to be one of Dunn’s best assets. I’d rather have a guy on my team who bats .220 and an OBP of .390 than a guy who bats .270 with an OBP of .320. Every day of the week.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You have drug me into a conversation about offensive stats
The whole base of this argument was the large piece of writing at the top that talks about Adam Dunn not bringing enough of a well rounded game to the table to be a star or kept on a team that doesnt have enough people around him to make him matter, hence, we suck. I`m not talking down to people, I`m talking down to you because you change things for your argument, and all we have done is talk about OPS vs. AVG. which was not why I wrote this to begin with, but that is what you guys use over and over again in Dunn discussion, and the other part of “people” I would be talking down to is Chand, and that is just because he is a prick.
p.s. whenever I watch Jeopardy I realize that they don`t ask too many questions about sports, and when they do the buzzer goes off more than the answers….(not to put down whoever was on Jeopardy, but it isnt exactly Baseball`s quiz show)
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We wont argue that he had a low batting average, we won`t argue that he had no speed on the bases, we won`t argue that he was not a good fielder.
(and I don`t want to hear people making excuses for this, anyone that has seen enough Reds games, has seen enough balls Dunn should have got to that he couldnt.) I can`t count all of the times I cringed watching that large man in the outfield, and how many times I would see a ball bloop into left field and get ready to see an exciting play at the plate….to only realize Adam Dunn was there.
No Laser arm, no stolen bases, no web gems. You need to do more than argue if walks and strikeouts balance each other out or not. If you are going to be a star in the MLB, especially in the NL, you need to do more.
We wont argue that he had a low batting average, we won`t argue that he had no speed on the bases, we won`t argue that he was not a good fielder.
(and I don`t want to hear people making excuses for this, anyone that has seen enough Reds games, has seen enough balls Dunn should have got to that he couldnt.) I can`t count all of the times I cringed watching that large man in the outfield, and how many times I would see a ball bloop into left field and get ready to see an exciting play at the plate….to only realize Adam Dunn was there.
Dunn hits homers, I dont care, everyone hits home runs when they come to Great American.
We can`t afford…
We can`t sign…
Great, proving my point, it took experts to analyze and find he was an AVERAGE fielder THIS year
I`m talking down to you because you change things for your argument, and all we have done is talk about OPS vs. AVG. which was not why I wrote this to begin with
So, just to review, these are the avenues of discussion you’ve deemed completely off limits in this conversation: offense, defense, speed, power, plate discipline, marketing, management philosophy, economics, and your subjective expectations of what a player will do in given situation before it happens.
Excellent, now what the fuck was the point of your fanpost?
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by Man Mountain on Aug 19, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Man Mountain
Every thing I said “we wont argue” was meant as nobody is going to sit here and post 200+ things about his defense speed and anything but hitting……….I didnt put them off limits as obviously nothing is off limits in this discussion, but look through everything and see what the argument is OPS vs BA vs. Slugging vs walks vs strikeout……it all turned into an argument about hitting, which I figured it would since Dunn is one dimensional………thanks for your input
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I apologize for thinking your tone was imperious
but considering that your responses to date have all dodged, skirted around or outright ignored the detailed responses posted in reply to you, perhaps you’ll forgive me for thinking that your favorite argumentative tactic is to start from false premises or limit the evidence you’ll consider.
Look, you clearly don’t have the ammunition to answer the critiques of your original point (i.e., that Dunn’s offensive value doesn’t make up for his other weaknesses). This is actually a position a thoughtful baseball fan could take and defend reasonably. Trouble is, neither in your original post nor in any reply I’ve seen since have you come close to meeting that standard.
And when others have poked a few holes in your “argument,” you’ve responded with a list of argumentative fallacies straight out of a Philosophy 101 textbook.
My advice: next time someone floats you over a life raft (like Red Menace did last night) get in it.
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by Man Mountain on Aug 19, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
You brought it up in your first post as well.
Dunn hits homers, I dont care, everyone hits home runs when they come to Great American. We need to understand, you dont get more runs on the board for hitting it further. I will take a two out, two run double over a solo shot hit 9,000 feet anyday. I`ll welcome any sarcastic comments about that last statement, I dont care, I want to see a baseball game I care about in October, at this point that would be more miraculous to me than a 9,000 foot shot.
You said that, right? That is a paragraph that you wrote, about Dunn’s offensive worth. I’m not changing anything for my argument, I’m quoting you. And as I said, you’re more than welcome to rebut any of my points about anything else, but the only one you’ve spent any time replying to is my point about OBP.
YOU SAID IN THAT POST THAT I WAS ARGUING ABOUT OPS VS. AVERAGE BUT I WAS TALKING ABOUT OBP VS. AVERAGE, STOP TAKING MY POSTS OUT OF CONTEXT, I HATE YOU AND THIS SITE BECAUSE EVERYONE HERE ARE DOUCHEBAGS, YOU’RE CHANGING MY ARGUMENT TO MAKE YOUR POST LOOK BETTER, ETC. ETC.
This is what you sound like. Fucking stop it.
(and by the way, I’m terribly offended that you messed up my argument, and you’re dragging me into a conversation about conversation styles now)
p.s. you’re being very hypocritical by taking my point about our posters being smart enough to be on Jeopardy and denouncing the merit of being on Jeopardy
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by BK on Aug 19, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and if you come back with "I don't capitalize all of my words...", then you're missing the point completely.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i made it through all the qualifying rounds of jeopardy
so he may have a point…..
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I put a disclaimer there about my Jeopardy comment
the only point youve brought up is OBP…..and whover did the steals comment…59 steals in 8 years isnt impressive, when did they change to defensive indifference?
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't think the number of steals were the point
more about how efficient he is at stealing bases
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bk you are the douchebag
And Chand is growing on me
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
careful
He can “grow” on you in more ways than one. Jussayin.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 19, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aww, why am I a douchebag?
Because I’m arguing with you on your points? I never personally attacked you once. I really like you!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were you...
I would wear that appellation as a badge of honor.
It’s sort of like getting called an “Enemy of the State” by a communist dictatorship.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 19, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to bring up defensive indifference
so that means that those steals that Young had in the example are all legit, but Dunn’s are the result of defensive indifference. Why the double standard?
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by BK on Aug 19, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry tHan
Im just saying Dunn isnt a facotr on the bases, when he goes he doesnt get caught and that is a stat that doesnt mean much for production when it happens less than 10 times in a season….how many of those were just surprising to the pitcher and catcher because they figured Dunn is so slow that he wouldnt even try to steal (shit there he goes)
were focusing too much on the douchebag word, even more than OPS, lets just kill that all together
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it means plenty for production.
I’d rather have Dunn on 1st and have him not get caught than have Corey or Freel get picked off or thrown out trying to steal.
Implying that Dunn gets his stolen bases by surprising the pitcher and catcher by stealing is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Pitcher: “Is Dunn going to second?!?!”
Catcher: “There is no fucking way that is happening.”
Pitcher: “Oh well, we’ll just let him have it.”
The fact that you actually think that this happens is amusing to me.
(bonus points for who’s playing the catcher in this scene)
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it Robert DeNiro?
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 19, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not exactly the caliber actor I was thinking of.

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by BK on Aug 19, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummmm
Doesn’t every stolen base come about when the defense doesn’t think the runner is going to go? Wouldn’t the pitcher either pitch out or try to pick the runner off base otherwise?
Often wrong, never uncertain.
by sidnancy on Aug 19, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. Most stolen bases should be credited to the stolen base fairy.

"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 20, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and if "the only point I've brought up is OBP"
then you didn’t read any of my posts.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im mentaly tired
And I blame Dunn for all of this, and now I dislike him even more
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure you have the required equipment, buddy.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and by the way
If you’re too mentaly [sic] tired to talk about baseball, but you can go back and forth about Ric Flair, that gives me the impression that you know more about Ric Flair than you do about baseball, and your arguments are backing that up pretty sufficiently.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's nae wrong wi' knowin' aboot Ric Flair, lad
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by Man Mountain on Aug 19, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just a question
How much did you play baseball BK? Don`t get offended by the question and get all pissy and try to be more of a prick, I`m just asking. And if you want Dunn`s 8 bags a year over 30+ by Patterson or Freel, that just proves how much of an idiot (this is NOT an endorsement of Patteron) I just dont see how you can jusify getting 8 bases at 75% instead of 30+ at a lesser average, Sure enogh, if done got the sign more, he would get thrown out more.
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't even see why this is relevant.
But I played from age 7 to 16, when I had to stop playing that year after I got in a massive car wreck and screwed up my ankle.
And as far as your comparison goes, me taking Dunn’s 8 SBs a year over Freel or Patterson is more about their overall offensive worth with Dunn’s OPS over .900 and Freel and Patterson in the .600s somewhere.
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by BK on Aug 19, 2008 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another factual error
Getting a base by “defensive indifference” does not count as a “stolen base”.
Often wrong, never uncertain.
by sidnancy on Aug 19, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who said it was?
I was asking when that became a rule
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For as long as I can remeber
I’m 46.
Often wrong, never uncertain.
by sidnancy on Aug 19, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
according to reynard...
you are ready for the old folks home
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
say what you want
I got in by having a long conversation about arod with the interviewer.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 19, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Batting average is a poor metric
Besides walks, it also ignores extra base hits, which is Dunn’s other talent.
Let’s take two batters:
Batter A: .301/.346/.444 6.7 ab/k 67 SB
Batter B: .247/.380/.519 3.8 ab/k 59 SB
You would argue, it seems, that Batter A is the better hitter simply because of the higher batting average and lower strikeout rate. I would argue two things: (1) Batter B gets on base (makes fewer outs) much more often, and (2) though he has fewer hits, many more go for extra bases, which scores more runs. A is perennial All-Star Michael Young; B of course is Dunn.
Not reflected in these numbers (and never brought up in such a discussion) is that Dunn never grounds into DPs. Never. Over his career, he’s averaged one every 85 PA, or about 8 per year. .300 hitter Michael Young averages more than twice as many, one every 40 PA.; that’s 10 extra outs Young causes per year which are not reflected in BA or OBP.
Finally, something that hasn’t been addressed is Dunn’s baserunning. He’s been on 1st about 1273 times (H+BB+HBP-2B-3B-HR), and has stolen 59 bases at a 75% clip; Young has been on 1st 112 more times, but only stolen 8 more bases (at an awfully dang similar 76% rate). Are you still willing to say Dunn is a poor baserunner?
Often wrong, never uncertain.
by sidnancy on Aug 19, 2008 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What
I’m saying is the perception Dunn had in Cincinnati is based on his low batting average. All that other stuff is just bs people invented; because he ain’t like Pete.
by blandonseid on Aug 18, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
roll em out
You forgot
- He never runs out to his position because
- He’s fat and lazy
Also, my favorite:
- He only hits home runs with the bases empty because he’s only interested in padding his stats (what, the stats don’t count with men on? and, what, he shoulda had better teammates that could get on base once in while?)
by bbjones on Aug 18, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sticktoitiveness.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care how unpopular this statement is....
But there is nothing wrong with “The View”. There I said it.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 18, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you
the view sucks since they ran off rosey
Elizabeth Hasselback is a moron!!!!!!
by chandrathan on Aug 18, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If the bubonic plague returns for some strange reason
I just know it will have had something to do with Joy Behar’s personal hygiene.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 19, 2008 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're settling, dude.
"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 18, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not
sure a lot of Reds fans understand how much money good players make these days. Compare Dunn’s production to similar players salaries, and (as far as I can tell anyway) He was actually pretty economic.
by blandonseid on Aug 18, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was actually pretty economic
Gets World Series rings?
by Reynard on Aug 18, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes it does...
When you can surround him with players who are better than what we have currently.
When you can put together a starting rotation and not mismanage it to the point of injury.
When you have a bench that does not start and end at Javy Valentin.
When you do not start Corey Patterson for large stretches of the season.
When you have a bullpen without Gary Majewski in it.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 18, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When did one player become responsible for winning rings?
What about the other 24 guys on the roster?
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by BK on Aug 18, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he has a great shot of getting one this year
when he’s a useful asset to the Arizona postseason run
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by BK on Aug 18, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but good players
cost money. It seems like there are two ways to build a winning team: Spend a shit ton of money, or have a good farm system you can bring players from and swap out when they want a lot of money. We don’t have much money, but the farm system is improving.
by blandonseid on Aug 18, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to talk to myself, but
for what Dunn brought to the table he was actually a pretty good bargain. We need more players like Dunn (in the sense of value to production) not less.
by blandonseid on Aug 18, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We dont do either
Did nobody pay attention to the fact that him being gone isnt going to make us better or worse next year? Did this not get read? Were we not mass games behind when he was on our team? Did I say he was responsible for us not getting a ring? Im just kind of sure I listed a couple of things,,,,,,I thought so anyway, but this is a post and thread deal, attention spans end after 3 sentences, and the focal point is to pick out a sentence (like a cnn sounbyte) and make it sound like that is the argument just typed over and over again. If you can honestly justify Adam Dunn being a good player on this team (Were not AZ, we dont have their pitchers, we dont have their lineup) you cant really justify being legitimate. Say what you want, but I wont take you seriously, just because OPS is a new stat doesnt mean it is the end all be all to baseball stats, and it is only hitting, were not the AL, we need defense and people that can run and hit for average, and it wasnt until this past decade 1/2 when people looked past having overall skills, and decided it was ok to be a one dimensional baseball player….not just ok, but worth defending as a good player
by Reynard on Aug 18, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I'm an idiot
But I honestly cannot understand any of your arguments here. Him being gone DOES make us a worse team. If you remove a great player from a team (even if you think he’s one dimensional) then that team will suffer. Seems like pretty simple logic.
by D-Rock on Aug 18, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree
we haven’t had a good farm system, and to compete in a small market you have to. I’m not really arguing for or against the Dunn trade here. I’m just saying if you compare his production and salary to other similar players and their salaries he was a pretty good deal.
by blandonseid on Aug 18, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh.
Did nobody pay attention to the fact that him being gone isnt going to make us better or worse next year? Did this not get read?
You’re the one who titled the post “Why Adam Dunn Needed to GO”.
Were we not mass games behind when he was on our team? Did I say he was responsible for us not getting a ring?
Yes, you did say that. Just now. You’re the one with the seemingly short attention span. When blandonseid posted that he was pretty economic, you asked how many World Series rings he won, implying that he hadn’t won any for us.
Im just kind of sure I listed a couple of things,,,,,,I thought so anyway, but this is a post and thread deal, attention spans end after 3 sentences, and the focal point is to pick out a sentence (like a cnn sounbyte) and make it sound like that is the argument just typed over and over again.
You seem to be the only one doing that here, by my estimation. I’m taking every line of your posts and dissecting them, so unless you start doing that, you have no right to call anyone out on it. Hypocrisy at it’s finest.
If you can honestly justify Adam Dunn being a good player on this team (Were not AZ, we dont have their pitchers, we dont have their lineup) you cant really justify being legitimate.
Can’t justify being legitimate? What does that mean? All of us here have been justifying Adam Dunn being a good player on this team, and you’re ignoring pretty much everything you don’t want to hear.
Say what you want, but I wont take you seriously,
And he’s (or she’s) close-minded too! (I know you’re not a she because you flipped a shit about it the other day, don’t make this little crack the focus of your response, please.)
just because OPS is a new stat
Actually, it isn’t. Wikipedia cites that it’s been around since 1984, which is longer than you or I have been born.
doesnt mean it is the end all be all to baseball stats,
Once again, no one said it was. However, I will argue that it’s a better indication of a hitter’s worth than batting average.
and it is only hitting,
Which is all Adam Dunn is. A hitter. A good one.
were not the AL,
This is true.
we need defense and people that can run and hit for average,
Agreed, but just because we play in the NL doesn’t mean every player on the team needs to be an amazing defensive player and fast on the basepaths. Name one team that has every player as a speed demon defensive whiz. It doesn’t exist.
and it wasnt until this past decade 1/2 when people looked past having overall skills,
I disagree. Frank Thomas has been a DH since the 90’s. I’m sure there are plenty more similar players I could cite here, but honestly it’s a little before my time (and yours as well, considering we’re the same age), that I was looking in-depth at baseball players.
and decided it was ok to be a one dimensional baseball player….not just ok, but worth defending as a good player
I think Adam Dunn is worth defending as a good player.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bk, all of this
is a coincidence and irrelevant
by chandrathan on Aug 18, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's racist!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently our boy Reynard agrees.
Or maybe responding to him was “complete douchebaggery” on my part. I still think I raised a valid point or two, even if I was a bit smug in doing so…
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It just take
too much effort to read and refute that, so Ill move on down
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i understand, buddy
i rarely read posts that long.
unfortunately, you are missing out on some good stuff by not reading this. and you are missing out on an opportunity to learn something!
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Small point
We cant have Edwin have 3 errors one night and strike out 10 times in a row, then get a hot streak from him when the season is over.
EdE was 22nd in OPS in MLB in April, 17th in June, and 29th in July. So really, he was pretty good while the Reds still had a chance. He’s been as pretty awful (along with the rest of the team) this month.
Often wrong, never uncertain.
by sidnancy on Aug 18, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What was our chance?
9 games back with half the division in front of us and not being at 500?
by Reynard on Aug 18, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But the reason for that, I would submit...
Was not Adam Dunn. It was principally starting pitching and substituting Corey Patterson in the offense for Josh Hamilton.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 18, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not the point.
The point is, for the first 4 months of the season, he was pretty good, while just the last 2 weeks he’s been not good.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...
You gave up on June 2?
Or are you saying we should ignore everything everyone on this team has done since then? That would be pretty great for Jay Bruce, whose OPS is 250 points lower than EdE’s since then, Or BP, whose OPS is almost 200 points lower.
It’s a good thing the Pirates got rid of that good-for-nothing Jason Bay, whose OPS was 90 points lower than EdE’s from June 3 (when they were behind the Reds, by the way) until they traded him.
Often wrong, never uncertain.
by sidnancy on Aug 18, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And...
Ten strikeouts would represent nearly a quarter of his 45 total strikeouts to date (in nearly 400 AB).
Contrary to popular belief, Edwin is actually pretty difficult to strike out, for a guy who can hit 25-30 home runs a year.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 18, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This fascinates me
I really think a lot of people just shifted their Dunn complaints to Edwin lock, stock and barrel. You’d think the “we watch the games” crowd would notice things like this.
by Red Menace on Aug 18, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actual results don't matter...
It’s the meme that matters.
Strikeouts bad…Best hitter on the team bad.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 19, 2008 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when I said that Reytard's first post was stupid?
I didn’t foresee the awesomeness that was to come!
by chandrathan on Aug 18, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ouch, 'than.
He’s gonna need a skin graft for that burn.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah...
i put a lot of effort into it!
by chandrathan on Aug 18, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I trust that was not a typo.
If it was, then I don’t get it (or it’s racist).
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 19, 2008 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The alternative
I agree with all the Dunn haters. There’s better players out there. Why don’t we just field
1B – Pujols from 2003
2B – Joe Morgan from 1976
3B – Alex Rodriguez, from whenever
SS – Larkin, just for nostalgia
LF – Stan Musial, 1948
CF – Joe Dimaggio, 1939
RF – Barry Bonds, 2001
C – Johnny Bench, 1975
We could have Ruth on the bench, cuz he’s fat and lazy. Pitching? Idunno. Clemens, Santana, Koufax, Big Train, and Spahn.
That oughta win some games. Yeah.
Seriously, folks — who exactly are we really supposed to get? Sidnancy posted on the “Couple o’ links” thread a list of who is better than Dunn right now, and they’re all busy. (not sure how to link to a post…)
Most of the people complaining about the Dunn trade are saying that what we got is worse than what we had. Most of those in favor (including, apparently, Marty) are saying that Dunn sucked, in a vacuum. But that’s not a useful comment. You have to say he sucks compared to something else. What is that something else?
by bbjones on Aug 18, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Larkin was one of the best overall shortstops to see the game.
Maybe he borrowed Sabo’s goggles?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It isnt the arguments that bother me.....
it`s just the complete douchebaggery that bothers me…..
by Reynard on Aug 18, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i once heard something about
glass houses. i’ll be damned if i could remember what that was.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 18, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're the one that said Dunn needed to go...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Aug 18, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look man.
I know we tend to be not nice to people that don’t agree with us on fundamental levels.
I’m not saying that’s always right. But it’s not going to change, especially regarding Adam Dunn and if it bothers you, there are other blogs – I bet there are plenty that share your opinions.
I’m not trying to drive you off – I just don’t think it’s doing you any good to whine about us being douchebags.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 18, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the record...
I am trying to drive him off, like an invading pathogen.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 19, 2008 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
First off, this site isn't for everyone.
If you’re expecting to come on here and see the same fans that are on Fay’s blog, or that call into the local radio shows, you’ll be sorely disappointed. The fans here tend to be sabermetric types, and generally have a better understanding about baseball than the commenters on other sites. This site is kind of like a cold pool. You can’t just dive on in out of nowhere and post a FanPost about how much Adam Dunn sucks, and how everyone that disagrees with you is wrong. If you want to have a discussion about it, fine, so let’s have a discussion, but don’t get offended when people don’t agree with you, because for the most part you won’t find that sympathy here. No, you have to hang out on the site for a while, and dip your toes in one at a time, and gradually work your way in. Seeing how this site works is half the battle, but once you’ve got the lay of the land, and you’re in the pool, the water’s fine. And if you want to keep getting offended and attack people who are trying to have a rational discussion with you, then go pee in somebody else’s pool.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Why is the water turning red all around me?
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 18, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop swimming with menstruating hookers.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 19, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I must be on the wrong site.
I still think that Hatteberg could have been replaced by Luke Stowe.
And I don’t have a shirt on.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 19, 2008 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You didn't happen to find that horse you lost, did you?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bring real analysis
Don’t just spew random words, throw in some punctuation once in a while, and expect to be taken seriously. Show real evidence (I know you hate them, so I won’t use the term "stats"), and maybe people will listen.
But especially, don’t just respond “Nuh-uh” when someone refutes your unsupported positions with actual facts. After doing that a couple of times, you’d better expect plenty o’ douchebaggery, because you’ll deserve it.
Often wrong, never uncertain.
by sidnancy on Aug 18, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It isn't your arguments that bother me...
It’s your tendency to completly ignore or irrationally dismiss facts or statistics that are provided to you that are inconsistent with your initially held position.
Example: When BK mentioned that experts have concluded that Adam Dunn has actually been an average fielder this year (which is inconsistent with your belief that Adam Dunn is a terrible fielder), you had this to say:
Experts who have been looking at defensive metrics this season have actually said that he’s been an average fielder this year — Great, proving my point, it took experts to analyze and find he was an AVERAGE fielder THIS year
The utter inanity with which you dismissed the hard facts presented by BK was part of what resulted in a lot of people here piling on you. Now you say you hate BK. (Who could hate The Burger King?)
I gotta say that I’ve learned a lot about baseball while I’ve been on this site, and I have changed my mind on a lot of things I once thought true, based on the information people have provided on this site.
Example: A couple years ago, I thought that a sacrifice bunt is a “good” out in all circumstances. Having seen various statistical analyses of this, I’ve learned that a sac bunt is only good in certain situations (such as late in the game when you’re trying to get a runner from 2nd to 3rd with nobody out, and the game is tied or you’re down one run).
I changed my view due to facts that were presented to me in a persuasive manner. It’s something rational human beings do all the time as a result of being in a community with various opinions. Unless you demonstrate some ability to take facts and deal with them rationally and allow them to change your opinions, you be demonstrating to our community that you are not really willing to be a part of it and interact with it, and you will find yourself often getting “tackled by the team picture” (posters responding to you almost like an invading pathogen) around here, as you have the past day or so.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 19, 2008 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
reynard = michael
AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 19, 2008 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah.
Michael spelled better.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 19, 2008 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he complained less.
But this does leave me wondering. Also, note his RANDOM use of CAPITAL lettered words. Not to be the “boy who cried Michael” again, but there are lots of similarities. I think you’re right though, it’s not him, especially if this guy is the age he says he is.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
With a google search I found this:
Coincidence and Irrelevant?
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice bit of detective work...
perhaps you’re missing your calling
AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 19, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably not...
Doesn’t feel like him. He probably wouldn’t use the word “douchebag.”
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 19, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
random capitalization
The caps-for-inflection thing is shared by hard line crazies the internet over. It doesn’t matter what you’re debating, there’s no surer sign I don’t want to talk to you then the belief that we can hear your tone based on capitalization.
by Red Menace on Aug 19, 2008 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and that half of the words need to be shouted.
I think we overmeet as a society.
by Gray on Aug 19, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the FUCK are you talking about?
I don’t think I like the TONE of YOUR voice!
On the bright side, it’s still better than 13345P3@K.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 19, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You spelled 1337 wrong, n00b.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoops
Oh well. SuCk It, ’tHan.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 19, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Screw it, I give up.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 19, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The deciding factor for me...
Michael was smarter.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 19, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no doubt
Didn’t mean my comment to imply otherwise.
However, it is difficult to defend the notion that Larkin was THE BEST shortstop ever to play the game — depending on what you like, you might pick Ozzie, Cal Ripkin, ARod, or one of the old guys like Honus Wagner.
Larkin is absolutely in the top 10, though, and almost certainly in the top 5.
by bbjones on Aug 18, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This thread is what bothers me.....
Your taking things I say and cahnge them, instead of looking at them word for word…..I didnt say Larkin was THE BEST, I said he was ONE OF THE BEST, which was refuted 2 times, and one of them said definately top ten possible top 5…..meaning ONE OF THE BEST
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also said "one of the best".
Nobody’s attacking you, dude. Calm down.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what
I’m saying. People don’t seem to understand that you don’t pull players like Pujols out of the air, and if you get lucky and do pull one out of the air, after awhile you have to pay them…A lot. 16 mil isn’t really that much money anymore for what Dunn gave you.
by blandonseid on Aug 18, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Link to a post
Click on the timestamp and use that as the link.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 18, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're so smart.
And stuff.
"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 18, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and knowing is half the battle.
thanks, man.
by bbjones on Aug 19, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greg Maddux has been traded to the dodgers
by chandrathan on Aug 18, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good job Chand by the way
It took a middle aged guy to come up with a genius Reynard-Retard shift I never heard in elementary school, i think because it is so obvious that it just doesnt bother me
by Reynard on Aug 18, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
middle-aged?
that kinda hurts!
and i made the reytard comment because it was so obvious, and it looked like everyone else had resisted it.
by chandrathan on Aug 18, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if we called you Rey Ordoñez's Nard?
I bet that would burn…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah
At least it would insinuate I have a good tan?
by Reynard on Aug 18, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Racist!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Aug 18, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not much older than you
Me on the other hand, I’m ancient. And The Madman is the same age as my dad. Which makes the fact that I wanna have a beer with him one night at Madison Bowl that much crazier.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 18, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Bengals are bringing back Henry
Maybe the Reds will bring back Dunn?
One can dream
by kennythered on Aug 18, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Screw this
Flash poll time. What do you associate “WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA” with?
A) Fozzie Bear
B) Pac-Man
Discuss.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 18, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fozzie Bear definitely.
I associate Pacman simply with two wocka’s.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Aug 18, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
crolfer made me laugh a couple of times tonight
but this one gets a rec!
by chandrathan on Aug 18, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I basically rule tonight...
Gotta get in my three cents before school starts…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Aug 18, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nonsense.
If you’re taking a computer class, you can RR your little heart out, even at school.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 18, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
... no computer classes... I'll be in the lab here and there, but not a lot...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Aug 18, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is tough.
If the first five syllables are ascending and the last goes back down in pitch – then fozzie bear.
If monotone – pacman.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 18, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
on Adam Dunn
Adam Dunn the Reds player is gone, but he’ll live on as Adam Dunn the Rorschach test—symbol of the divide between baseball fans in the 21st century. In a way he was perfectly suited for his time. He should have been the player that triggered the light bulb moment for many fans, demolishing their false assumptions about the measure of a player. Unfortunately his demeanor was perfectly suited to incite the wrath of the city that still worships at the altar of Charlie Hustle. I fear his impact was less than it could have been and I’m not talking about anything on the playing field.
The Reds didn’t win with him. There’s no disputing that. Someday, hopefully soon the Reds will win again. Some will credit this to Dunn’s absence. I won’t care. On that shining day I expect to be too joyful to argue with those who confuse ‘because of’ with ‘despite’.
Someone suggested Dunn would have been better appreciated if he had the same production with a .280 average. Doubtlessly he would, but I think fans would have celebrated him if he had less production with a higher average. If Dunn hit 25-30 home runs, batted .280, got on base at a .330 clip while striking out fewer times he would be a less valuable player. Aesthetically more pleasing perhaps, but less productive. I’m not sure many understand that.
Many posters here become short tempered when someone undersells Dunn’s offense value. Here’s where I must become justifiably elitist: we know how a player’s offense contributes runs. This was the cutting edge of sabermetric research maybe a dozen years ago. Offensive value was the low hanging fruit. There’s really no way to dispute it. Question whether Dunn’s offense and defense net a positive, or whether he’s worth the money. But there’s no mystery about what his walks, strikeouts and home runs amount to. The map has been completely filled in. No more “Here be monsters.” It’s disheartening that Dunn’s offensive value is still a matter of debate for some. Mark Twain’s apocryphal quote about Cincinnati comes to mind.
Reynard, I can’t respond to your whole post which touches on nostalgia, salary caps, the ESPN spotlight, frustration, free agent closers and Dunn’s special can of worms. It’s a wonderfully emotional ramble. But the one thing that really concerns me is your apparent apprehension or even aggressive stance toward new baseball discoveries. I just think you’re too young for that kind of certainty.
I was introduced to sabermetrics in the 90’s by Rob Neyer and his generation, who were themselves introduced to it by Bill James and his fellow pioneers. These were humorous, insightful, talented writers. It came as somewhat of a shock to me when I realized here that I might be someone’s Ariadne—leading them into the labyrinth. We’re all of us rarely worthy of the responsibility of being someone’s first contact with this paradigm challenging information. I hope you’re not turned off by the passions of those who for some reason support that big slow donkey.
There’s a lot of really cool, exciting baseball stuff on the internet written by smarter, more convincing people than us. I’ll be happy to point you toward anything you have question about. You don’t have to change your stance on Dunn. He’s gone anyways. But when the next Adam Dunn comes along hopefully we won’t view him from across a divide.
by Red Menace on Aug 19, 2008 12:46 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
well done
this post gets even better when you substitute “tantric sex” for “sabermetrics/new baseball paradigm.”
Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers
by Man Mountain on Aug 19, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Menace, don't be so humble.
Or should I say.. don’t drop an Ariadne ref and try to pretend to be humble.
Tell him about the Sabermetric Series!
(I would do it but I tripped through the wiki and couldn’t find it. And now I have a squawking baby in my arms.)
"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 19, 2008 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ariadne ref
That was nice wasn’t it? I like a good mix of humility and pompousness.
by Red Menace on Aug 19, 2008 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went to a job talk a few months ago
during which the speaker actually called himself “a man a few pretensions.” That made me smile.
Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers
by Man Mountain on Aug 19, 2008 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always laugh when people drop prepositions, too.
I think we overmeet as a society.
by Gray on Aug 19, 2008 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, he was a folklorist
Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers
by Man Mountain on Aug 19, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
After reading all of these posts I'm underwhelmed.
Except that they include the longest post maybe ever by Red Menace. Long matters.I still think that RM should be strongly considered to take Dusty’s job. And again I promote the idea that Man Mountain would be ideal as bench coach. As soon as they let me out of this place I’m going to call Bob (he’s a personal friend) about these changes.
What’s that its time for my meds….
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 19, 2008 7:19 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Have you ever posted a comment here while sober?
I think we overmeet as a society.
by Gray on Aug 19, 2008 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
People post here sober?
I thought this was Spanish class.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 19, 2008 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
the people of Spain have more class than to post here...
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 19, 2008 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look closely at this picture of Adam
Do you see which team’s hat he’s wearing. That’s all I have to say about the Dunn trade. BTW I only drink on bowling nights. The Summer leagues are over and it is 2 weeks before the winter leagues begin. 2 weeks of Mads sober……
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 19, 2008 9:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what?
I hate it when other people eat EVERY SINGLE Double Stuff Oreo in your house before you even know you have them…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Aug 19, 2008 11:10 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Well
If they’re gone before you knew they exist, you never really had them in the first place, did you?
Often wrong, never uncertain.
by sidnancy on Aug 19, 2008 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But the empty package is sitting out...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Aug 19, 2008 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Destroy it, it's your only hope.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you WERE serious right? My mom is gonna be mad when she sees the burn marks on the concrete...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Aug 19, 2008 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 13 recs
Outstanding
One rec for you.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 19, 2008 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It might be time to change the BBREF ad.
“Red Reporter: Where teenaged kids are encouraged to set things on fire. But not in a vengeful, bored and stupid pyromaniacal way.”
"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 20, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
... fire... mucho me gusta
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Aug 20, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh heh... heh heh...
fire’s cool! yeah!
heh heh.. heh heh…
we’re like, burnin’ stuff.
by bbjones on Aug 20, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i also rec'n this
crolfer is on FIRE lately!
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wonder what the record is for most recs for a single post
whatever it is, this one could totally Phelps it.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 19, 2008 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 19, 2008 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously I burned the package...
That’s my picture… I have several more where that came from…
And mom hasn’t noticed the burns on the concrete yet.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Aug 19, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but now you're back in the basement?
I think we overmeet as a society.
by Gray on Aug 19, 2008 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So valuing Adam Dunn is a hornet's nest
and Reynard done swung him a big stick.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 19, 2008 12:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Uhhh Crolfs buddy
My name is Madville
“Hi Madville”
I am an Oreo addict
“Fuck you, Madville”
I didn’t mean to leave any evidence…I’m getting sloppy in my old age.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 19, 2008 12:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe that 'Long' matters
Props out to Paul H. for one of is longest posts of the season.
So with Chad and T.J. hurt you guys think they’ll bring back Chris Henry?
Man what a mistake that would be, 4 games to sit out. During which time Chris will have plenty of time to rape and pillage and continue his epic self destruction.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 19, 2008 12:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's already done, unfortunately.
The Bengals’ official release, from Guildenstern’s blog:
The Bengals today signed free agent WR Chris Henry.
Henry (6-4, 200; West Virginia) is a fourth-year NFL player. He rejoins the Bengals after being released by Cincinnati on April 3 of this year. He played in 35 games with 11 starts for Cincinnati over the 2005-07 seasons, with 88 receptions for 1370 yards and 17 touchdowns.
Henry will be on a four-week NFL suspension to open the 2008 regular season, due to violation of the NFL’s Personal Conduct Policy.
Henry is eligible as of today to join whatever team preseason activities are assigned to him by the coaching staff. He is eligible to play in the final two preseason games. His suspension will begin on Mon., Sept. 1, the start of the practice week for Cincinnati’s Sept. 7 regular season opener. During the suspension, he will be held out of practices as well as Games 1-4. He may resume full activities on Mon., Sept. 29, the start of the practice week for Game 5, on Oct. 5 at Dallas.
A player with a history of off-field problems, Henry was released by the Bengals this spring after being charged with assault following an incident in Cincinnati. But charges against Henry were dropped after a trial resulted in a hung jury, with six of eight jurors voting to acquit him. Henry has no further matters pending in the courts.
The NFL placed Henry on indefinite suspension following the assault charge, but the suspension was subsequently revised to four games.
The Bengals today waived rookie CB Jerrid Gaines of Miami (Ohio). Gaines had been signed as a free agent on Aug. 5.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah henry has already signed
he is once again a bengal!
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what is the over / under on his next arrest ??
I think it will be after their first win of the season. Which will probably be no sooner than week nine.
AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 19, 2008 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i honestly don't think he likes football
my prediction is he does something to get himself further suspend the week before he’s to be reinstated…
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would take some forethought...
I don’t think he’s that bright !
AKA redsfan68 Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Aug 19, 2008 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you know that Chris Henry doesn't even like football?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i knew that's what that sounded like
i figured someone would point it out…
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, if I didn't someone else would have
JP Ricchandrathan has a nice ring to it.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW BK
I didn’t love weeds last night…
it is a show that never follows a formula. the entire context of the show seems to change every three to four episodes. Season four started off as the best season, but then everything the show changed and nancy switched jobs again, and the focus completely shifted. I know you havent’ seen any of season four yet, but conrad hasn’t been on it at all. At some point, he’s going to have to come back and kick some ass though…
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting.
But isn’t that one of the things that makes it good though? That you never know what’s going to come next?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes that makes it awesome.
and it seems like for the life of the show, each shift made it better and better, but maybe this last shift took it down a little.
Or it could be that Albert Brooks was in the first half of season 4, and not in the second half.
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, season four episodes are available
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW
Anyone watching Mad Men? My fantasy football team this year might have to be called Sterling Cooper.
by Red Menace on Aug 19, 2008 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It depends
I put it at 34.5 days after he receives his first paycheck.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 19, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Henry
Is one of those people they should just send to a different country or drown, he brings nothing to society and just gets paid a lot
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Send his ass to Australia I say
Worked before. :)
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 19, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this thread is bananas
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Aug 19, 2008 1:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bananas, eh?
By the way if anyone wants to see something awful, check out the first web return on a Google search of “this shit is bananas”. Wow.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 19, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
youll wish you hadnt...
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Aug 19, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'mnotfallingforit
liggins and galloway are officially eligible, cleared to play, and on the roster.
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is correct
we’ll beat IU by 45
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Aug 19, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lovely
I’m gonna run that on DVD at the fireworks party. It’ll clear out some of the non-riff raff.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 19, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
B. A. N. A. N. A. S.
http://www.kitmeout.com/img_assets/gwen_stefani_clothing.jpg
"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 20, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 20, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...huh.
There I go posting without following the thread to it’s destination first. And there I go posting all screwy as well.
But ya know what… this site needs more Gwen Stefani. Considering that I don’t think it’s ever had any.
"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 20, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course Dunn had to go....
He should have been dealt years ago when he was younger and the reds probably could have gotten something out of him. But this is just part of the rebuilding process. Jocketty knows what he is doing. Look at what he did with the Cardinals. They were mediocre when he first took over just like the Reds are right now. How many losing records have the Cardinals had since then? It’s just gonna take a little time. No onw should be losing any sleep over Dunn. A year from now you will think that dealing Griffey and Dunn was the best decision they made all of last season.
by NTH on Aug 19, 2008 2:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Reynard
This is a reference to help when you debate a point. It basically describes your mode of attack and should be avoided.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 19, 2008 2:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and
“This franchise is the first ever” ….No, it is not. The only thing that Redleg team has in common with the current Reds franchise is that they are from the same city and have a similar name. Don’t let the Reds marketing bullshit fool you.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 19, 2008 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
As long as people pretend baseball was codified behind a barn in Cooperstown, NY I think we get to keep this one.
by Red Menace on Aug 19, 2008 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know it's a hair-splitter
but if we’re being all literal and shit in our piling on….
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 19, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that team still exists, however
it’s the atlanta braves. our team goes back to 1882, which is not too shabby
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Aug 19, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 19, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its close enough
I know there was mass league switching and so on and so forth, nothing is going to be the same after over a hundred years, unless Ric Flair is on the team
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"mass"
I’ve noticed that you used “mass” a couple of times as a substitute for “lots of” or “a great deal of.” Are you by any chance a Westsider? “Mass” reeks of Delhi.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 19, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey now
I’m a West Sider and all I reek of is hot chili, cold beer, and cheap women.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 19, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have reeked of those very same things
but I ex-scaped. You’re in Bridgetown right? Do your neighbors have one or two cars up on blocks in the front yard? And are their last names Daniels?
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 19, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually
I am currently the bad neighbor. I hope to get home in time to do some much needed yard work. Although I went to The Wagon Wheel a couple of times (it was within walking distance), and wow.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 19, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
know it well. Go on a karaoke night if you wanna reason to doubt evolution.
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 19, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's closed now
The city bought it to put in a turn lane at the corner of Glenway Ave and Bridgetown Rd.
I liked the owner, he was pretty cool. I did not like it when I got hit on there though. Put a scare into this young man, I tells ya.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 19, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually ric flair was not consistently with a team
he started in the territory days, so I guess he tecnically wrestled for team NWA. But he also wrestled for the AWA, WCW, WWF, (new) ECW, World Class, New Japan, and many others.
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is just old and around
and still in wrestling, and rough if I might add
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
also,
ric flair “retired” at wrestlemania this year.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he wrestled in the future though.
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So the Bearcat Football season is around the corner
They play a cupcake and then Oklahoma…I going with the Cats 17 – 13,,what say you?

They’ve beefed up the defensive line this year
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 19, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's hysterical
If they play Oklahoma within 17 points, I’ll……well, I’ll do something outrageous.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 19, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take that bet.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is it that makes Dunn
“look” or “feel” like not a good baseball player?
I have been trying to figure out exactly why Dunn appears to be not so good when in fact he is a very valuable player to have on a team.
I think it may be that his “exciting” moments get overshadowed by his “weaknesses.” Looking at his 114 games with the Reds this season it seems that his 32 HR and 14 doubles get overlooked by numbers like this:
46 games with no hits.
79 games where he struck out at least once.
Stuff like that, in addition to all of the media hyped accusations (Dunn doesn’t hustle, doesn’t try hard, doesn’t like baseball, isn’t even having a mediocre year, can’t play defense at all) must be what sticks to most fans.
What is missing, of course, is what pushes Dunn over the top as a hitter- the fact that he walks so much (55 games with at least one walk).
I am guessing the average fan, who is not very excited by watching Dunn saunter down the first baseline, only remembers (and is taught by the mainstream baseball statistical machine to only focus on the fact) that Dunn struck out or had an 0fer day. If you go to the ballgame, the chances of seeing him strike out are greater than seeing him get a hit, and with a black/white perception of baseball viewing there is a good chance you may end up concluding that he is not so good.
The problem, it seems, is the lack of value for walks and getting on base in general that comes from BA approach to valuing hitters, and not giving players like Dunn credit for how many bases they tend to reach with each at bat, which, if I understand correctly is called slugging percentage. Those two parts combined give you the OPS stat, which sabremetricians think is a better judge of offensive ability.
I haven’t said much new here, but I have put it in my own words. Maybe I am finally coming out of the closet as a sabremetrosexual.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Aug 19, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My favorite definition of OBP:
It’s what you used to think batting average was.
by Red Menace on Aug 19, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've always said that I feel like it would be much more effective if we took the inverse
and called it out rate. Then it would make more sense to people.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
by Slyde on Aug 19, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not inverse
but you know what I mean.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
by Slyde on Aug 19, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, and it would drive home the point that it sucks to make an out
by chandrathan on Aug 19, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always kinda like making out.

"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 20, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think you make a great point
about the “exciting” moments not being the ones that most fans who watch remember. It’s all about perception in the given community. When someone with season tickets in left field watches Dunn walk around on defense, and hears all of the boos that happen every time he took the field (especially if he screwed up), they have a biased view of him based on their point of view, just like most people on RR have a view of him being a valuable player because when he does something good in a game, there’s always a few people who point it out in the thread, semi-mocking those naysayers booing him at home and the morons in the biased media. It causes us RRs to have a slightly blown up view of his worth, while normal fans have a diminished view of his worth, just based on the environment we watch him in.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Part of the problem
I think a big part of the problem in perception is that one side sees the 0fers and strikeouts (which happen too often for their taste), while completely missing the fact that when he does something good (HRs), it’s really, really good.
Another part of the problem is that a walk isn’t visually as appealing as a hit, even though it’s usually: in ‘06, 56.6% of ABs in ’06 came with nobody on base; another 27.8% came with the lead runner forced, so if the lead runner didn’t advance more than 1 base the outcome was still the same.
And again, a big 3rd part of the problem is that strikeouts aren’t balls in play, and Dunn hits into very, very few DPs because of it.
Often wrong, never uncertain.
by sidnancy on Aug 19, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A little convoluted math
Dunn, for his career, has GIDP once every 85 PA. Last year, the average in the NL was once every 43 PA, meaning Dunn has created 114 fewer DPs in his 4590 PA than the average NLer (assuming last year was typical). If you credited him with 114 fewer outs in his OBP over his career, that would raise it a not insignificant 31 points to .411.
In fact, of the top 20 active players in career OBP, none of the others are very close to Dunn’s DP rate (JD Drew is next at once every 75 PA), and some are pretty bad (Pujols, every 35 PA; Vlad, every 33.6 PA).
Often wrong, never uncertain.
by sidnancy on Aug 19, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I`ll never be unsatisfied with a walk
That is if we have players that could turn it into something……….
I would rather have a .270+ BA person with 20SB and 20 HR with a good glove than Dunn, thats just me
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, why
are BA and SB so important to you? Do you have anything in the way of evidence to show why that type of player is more valuable in creating runs? Or, is it just what you would rather look at?
Overserved and underwhelmed.
by Pops Daniels on Aug 19, 2008 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because
AVG. get you on base, SB, get you off first and in scoring position, and it throws the pitcher off when you have a fast baserunner on, dont forget defense too, Ive been trying to drive home this whole defense thing here…….this statement is not saying I dont want a walk, and it isnt saying walks are bad, I`ll take them, but doesnt it just feel better when that walk can be turned into getting on second? Then only one of the two following bad Reds needs a hit to score a run and you dont have to count on two bad reds in a row to get it in. (insert winkface here)
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, you know what ELSE gets you on base?
I’ll let you figure it out.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 19, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dinner and a show?
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 19, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
i dont know
i feel full after the risotto.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 20, 2008 7:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you're not full yet
But you will be.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hey!
thats the kid that stole my jacket!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 20, 2008 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
throwing a pitcher off
What if having a base stealer on first didn’t throw a pitcher off? If evidence showed that batters actually fared worse when a ‘stealing’ runner was on first (perhaps because they were swinging at bad pitches to protect the runner, perhaps because the defense holding a runner on first and in position for the double play opens up a big hole) would that change your opinion on the matter?
by Red Menace on Aug 20, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reynard's stance cannot be shaken... It's like a really strong toothpick
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Aug 20, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What it would do
Is be an argument that would make having a baserunner overrated………and the whole baseball universe would implode
by Reynard on Aug 20, 2008 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What it would also do...
Is prove that you did not read Menace’s comment.
He said “base stealer,” not “base runner.”
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 20, 2008 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hOW LONG YOU BEEN FOLLOWING BASEBALL ANYWAY
51 years ago I was on my 1st little league team – The St. Paris Braves..the coach drilled into me this fundamental concept:: If you don’t have anything good to hit take a walk: A Walk is as Good as a HIT
I’ll take Dunn over Paul O’Neil anyday. But no more Dunntalk..the taede’s been made, we got better stuff to do than hash out this shit for the 40th time. Like Bengals, Chris Dickerson, cueto, Xavier Women’s soccer, UC Football and Jayhova.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 19, 2008 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I played baseball
from the age of 7 to the age of 20 where I played summer ball, and now I am part of the dunk softball league (even hammered I bring the leather and steal bases) I played catcher 90% of the time and played everything not pitching (but I pitch for my drunk softball team now) Just to brag my softball team at school has won the championship for three years straight, and this year will hopefully be the fourth. Oh and I must say……..corner outfield is the easiest position to play.
by Reynard on Aug 19, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was player coach of The DingleBerry's amazing all-Stars Softball team
back in 74,75, and 76….WE would all crowd into our catcher’s van before the game fro a pre game smoke. Then bring the keg out to the becnh and warm up with a few drafts. Our team was interesting, our shortstop played barefoot and our first baseman was 6ft 6inches and weighed in at 305 (College defensive tackle). although I’m left handed I played 3rd base (pretty well if I say so myself) If we got ahead far enough before the buzz wore off we’d usually win. Having said all this, what the hell has softball to do with this repetitive thread? I’ve included a 2006 reunion photo when we were beaten by the local jr. high girl’s team 17 – 2.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 20, 2008 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
somebody rec'd this
but i bet they are almost too ashamed to admit it…
i bet
by chandrathan on Aug 20, 2008 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I'm wondering how the Lady Muskateers Soccer team is going to fare this fall
They sucked last year and fell to #19 Illinois but they have a pretty good group coming back for 2008. And they’ve got some hotties on their team

I don/t want to talk about my fav player no more…sob
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 19, 2008 5:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes they do.
I had a few classes with a few of them last year. Not bad at all.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 19, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another thought, directed more at Reynard's approach here...
First of all, Reynard, welcome to Red Reporter, don’t think we have said hello yet.
Just thinking you might have been more successful with your comments if you had started from the premise:
Why the Reds need to get BETTER
Not all of us agree on everything around here. I for one occasionally take issue with pictures that produce women as objects and induce their viewers to become voyeurs. There is something, however, we all agree upon, something we hold dear, what rock gods Deep Blue Something once called, “a common ground to stand on:” we all love Reds baseball and we want to see this team to win.
Starting from that point, whether or not you liked Adam Dunn, this conversation changes. It has been said here countless times already, and I liked how someone put it above: if the Reds are successful in the near future it will be in spite of Dunn’s absence not because of it.
The real conversation is now what? If the space and resources and post-Dunn clubhouse he leaves behind gives us the room we need to turn this thing around, then I am pretty sure everyone here will be celebrating a new day in Reds baseball. But that, of course, means addressing the major holes in this team, including the offensive production lost when the Donkey rode west.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Aug 19, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well presented VS
Heer Heer
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 19, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've Got to Be Kidding Me....
“Dunn hits homers, I dont care, everyone hits home runs when they come to Great American.”
Really, they hit 40 home runs a year, year after year (along with a hundreds walks, runs, and RBIs)? Who else? No one, that’s who. In fact, no one in the history of the Reds. My God, people, wake up. You just gave up the best offensive player the organization has ever had because he didn’t satisfy your masturbatory fetish for a high average, Ryan Freel hustler. I swear, you won’t be happy until the whole lineup is made up of “character guys” with an OPS of .640.
by tonywf on Aug 20, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Look on the bright side...
This thread produced well over 300 comments, some …uh, interesting… pictures, and no less than 7 green comments.
So, there’s that.
by bbjones on Aug 20, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
True.
And let’s not forget that Reynard started the whole thing off with some rather green comments.
"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."
by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 20, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
I hadn’t seen all the rec’s thrown out, I actually had two of the green ones and a hand in another. I finally feel like I belong…..sniff….
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 20, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll never beat the flaming Oreo package though
BTW, I’m scared to Google “flaming oreo package”. Jussayin’.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 21, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is the new Reds winning totem,
Crolfer already said so.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 21, 2008 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh... i didn't have to...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Aug 21, 2008 7:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Dunn
can suck it, end of discussion
by Reynard on Aug 21, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you're not the boss of me
I can talk about Adam Dunn if I want to.
I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.
by Slyde on Aug 21, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. You can't.
Because Reytard here is the master of the universe…
(waiting for the obvious response…)
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get it.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 21, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man...
Let me set it up for y’all…
Reytard sez we can’t discuss Adam Dunn…
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 22, 2008 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
trying to be there for you...
that’s racist?
by bbjones on Aug 22, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cantu!
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 23, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
Duaner Sanchez can suck it.
Adam Dunn is finally in a place where people actually appreciate him:
They like him in Arizona, and his manager doesn’t want him to be something he isn’t.
They are saying he takes pressure off other hitters in the lineup.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Aug 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You never specify
what he can suck, or why he can suck it. What you do behind closed doors is yours and Dusty’s and Corey’s business, but this is a family site, Reynard! crolfer’s only a lad!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 21, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When you say "end of discussion,"
I hope this means you will never bring up the subject of Adam Dunn on this site again, unless you suddenly acquire something useful to say.
Thus far, you have been wasting our time.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 22, 2008 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is "BURN"?
It's so watery - and yet, there's a smack of ham to it.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Aug 22, 2008 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry everyone

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 22, 2008 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
reer!
cat fight! make sure you ladies dont break a nail!
sorry andromache, but i couldnt resist the opportunity to call Reynard a girl again.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 22, 2008 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because it's a disgrace to be a girl, you see
Hang your head in shame, ’mache.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 22, 2008 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sniff, sob
Daddy always wanted me to be a boy!
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Aug 22, 2008 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of girls...Love those USA soccer girls MMMMM

There’s our girl Heather after playing a great game!.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 22, 2008 11:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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