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You know what, Reds?  Fuck you.

 

I take three days off from the Inter Net to pack and move back into the country, and I return to find that you've traded Dunn?  Not to mention that you're behind the PITTSBURGH PIRATES in the standings.

 

So someone decided we couldn't possibly re-sign Dunn without bothering to have, you know.  A plan.  Like a plan for an actual outfield, post-Dunn.  Or an actual offense, that could create runs and shit.  Minor details.

 

This team officially has major holes in LF, CF, SS, and catcher, no decent subs, and the pitching isn't exactly stellar.  And the logical move was to trade Dunn for practically nothing?

 

Fuck this.

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 I hear you Gray, that is a great observation. Problems like that will not happen when we launch RedRebuilder Infinity 2 point O.

by chandrathan on Aug 14, 2008 10:06 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Gray, I'm glad you experienced the unadulterated rage that I felt a few days ago

However, you have to realize that you are a Reds fan. The team sucks, and we are obviously gluttons for punishment if we keep following them. There is no plan, there never will be a plan, and we just have to learn to accept that. We just have to hope we catch that infamous “lightning in a bottle” for 1 season. Cause let me tell you, 99% of Reds fandom is pure misery, my friend.

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Aug 14, 2008 12:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks for giving me an excuse

to go kick a puppy.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 14, 2008 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay...okay...here we go again....

"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 14, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 14, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 14, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 14, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In short, the future looks a hell of a lot better than the past eight years.

"Being a human cannonball is not just a job, Pee Wee. It's a career."

by Fat Vegas Alan on Aug 14, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, wait, wait

We can blame Dubya for the downturn in the Reds’ fortunes? I’m down with that. Add it to the pile!

by Brendanukkah on Aug 15, 2008 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

George Bush gib me da ulcer.

I’m sue-in’ da gubment! Dagnabbit.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Aug 15, 2008 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well...

he did trade sammy sosa to the cubs, who are now in our division and who we play 500 times a year, and sometimes we lose those games, so yeah…

by Daedalus on Aug 18, 2008 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh...

having to learn on the job isn’t that big of a deal in baseball…

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Aug 15, 2008 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about Loggins and Mussina?

I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.

by Slyde on Aug 15, 2008 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry, I got my two worlds cross-contaminated

time to flush the system.

I’m more a hello man and a welcome man than a good-bye man. And to me Adam Dunn was more a person than a player.

by Slyde on Aug 15, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd for general hilarity

I can’t wait until I get a wife so I can make her wonder why she married me.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Aug 15, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure

plus all that not-fucking is wonderful. Run out and getchu one of them wives. It’s a hoot.

Overserved and underwhelmed.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 15, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You mean it's true?

That joke about how to keep a man from pestering you for sex, that is. (Answer: marry him.)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 15, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no,

I pester. But my favorite expression along those lines is, “If you show me an unbelievably attractive woman, I’ll show you a man who’s tired of fucking her.”
 -or-
The truth is I have this friend (let’s call him me in the universal sense- not me really, just some other potent bastard) and on the night before this guy’s wedding, he received oral pleasure from his soon to be wife. In the middle of said activity, she looked up at him and said “I hope you’re enjoying this, because it’s the last fucking blow-job you’re ever getting.” They both laughed for different reasons. Turns out that his better half told no lies, and he has remained BJ-free to this crying day. They mean that for better or worse shit, they really do.

Overserved and underwhelmed.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 16, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I were that guy

Someone woud be getting a most-unpleasant wakeup call one morning. :)

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 16, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like that poor dog

in your avatar?

Overserved and underwhelmed.

by Pops Daniels on Aug 16, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's a good thing...

…I’m too far away to attend the Fireworks Party. I wouldn’t be able to look Mr. & Mrs. Pops in the face after that story.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Aug 16, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

as tall is she is

i’d say most people won’t be able to look her in the face

by chandrathan on Aug 16, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We can

We’re big boys.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 16, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I LOL'd

Your insight cracks me up at times.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 15, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you have Steve Perry come down and tell her? That might have worked.

“Don’t fight it. Don’t fight it. …There’s nothing wrong with raising some helllllll. Tonight we’re gonna raise it!” And then he runs off down the street.

by Brendanukkah on Aug 15, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Christ on a hubcap

Steve fucking Perry….wimpy assed Journey-guy? He must have had NO balls to sing that high. If he’s married its probably to the keyboard player.

You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker

by Madville on Aug 16, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

green

Just because I can just imagine the look on her face when you say that.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Aug 15, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Forget Volquez, Bruce and Cueto.

This dude looks like a stud.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Aug 14, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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