Postgame open thread

Grounded out to 1B in his first at-bat tonight.

And the Ghost Hunters Internationals team just declared some European castle to be definitely haunted.

The Fay interviewed him. It could just be posturing, but it don’t sound good.

we’re moving this weekend and i spent my evening packing.

so Cabrera, Patterson, and APhillips all started huh? someone needs to kidnap Dusty and give him a good slappin’ around. he stuck by the young’uns like EdE and Votto and Bruce early on, but now that all hope is lost he wont give the time of day to these new young guys? im so goddam tired of complaining about this shit. why should i ever believe that these shenanigans will change?

you’ll like this, alan… the world record-holder from Heritage House Convalescent Center in Shelbyville, IN, has died.

Sandy Allen, the world’s tallest woman at 7-7, passed at 53 years old. Edna Parker is still pimpin at 115, the oldest on the planet.

I’m sure Dusty benched him because there was a ‘tough’ lefty on the mound and he wants to keep his confidence up or some nonsense like that.

Of course, that tough lefty surrendered two homers to two lefty hitters tonight.

this Jerry Rice fantasy football ad is really starting to freak-me-the-fuck-out.

although after reading the game thread, i’m not convinced anyone actually watched the game.

I hope that was Josh Fogg’s last appearance in a Reds’ uni, but I’m not holding my breath.

have a radio broadcast in Spanish.

Just listened to Dunn strike out in his 4th at bat. He took 3 “curvas” before watching a “recta” come screaming across the plate for strike three.

Oh, Adam te extraño. No really, de verdad.

Dunn – weak ground out to SS to end the game.

This might be the low point of my Reds fan-man-ship.

But, at the same time, we all get to share this misery together. There is probably some deep lesson here about the power of community and solidarity here, but I don’t want to confuse any more poor people.

Good night, yall.

Micah Owings hasn’t been placed on waivers yet?

I listened to the last 15 minutes of the game last night and didn’t check any of the stats right away.

I just looked at the box score and realized that the Reds did not take a walk last night.

Be afraid, be very afraid. Many, many years of Jay Bruce solo shots ahead.