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Game 92: Part 2

Brantley waxing philosophical about how competitive people like to win.  It's a tie ballgame, but the Reds are making it easy on Zambrano.  To the bottom of the 4th!

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Probably not first.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

congratulations!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But you were wrong!

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 9, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we celebrate wrongness on this site

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's true.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrong.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KKKKueto!

let’s get some runs!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

51 for Zambrano.

Need more pitches, bitches.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you sure you aren't a poet?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He doesn't even know it!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought about saying that

but I thought I would have gone too far.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

12 pitches that inning

We’ll get this game in the books before 10:15.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damnit!

why can’t Dunn hit a home run every at bat??? he sucks!

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

evenin' folks

as always, our boys are making it easy on the enemy. good thing selfish Dunn wont share his dingers with anyone. word is, he wont share his ho-hos, lil’ debbies, or his twinkies either.

Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it takes a real team player to share his ho-hos

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

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by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kris Benson's ho-ho

wanted to share his teammates.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

10 to 1 says

she totally banged A-Rod as well. but i guess thats not such a relevatory claim nowadays, is it?

Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They don't call him A-Rod for nothing.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stray-Rod

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who wouldn't bang A-Rod?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no i think thats just the right amount of skankiness for him.

she looks like the kind of chick that shaves to get rid of the crabs. yuck.

Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although...

He does have a thing for strippers, and she is a former stripper.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice job by Cueto

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's pitched a helluva game so far

Whereas our offense has one hit. One. One solitary hit.

Let’s get something going, boys!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

since it was by Dunn

it was also a meaningless hit.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grande/Brantley is the worst combination

these two are just so dumb. and their dumbness feeds on the other’s dumbness. i cant believe it, but im craving having Thom and Welsh in the booth right now.

Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But...

Do two dumbs make a smart?

Is it the multiplicative theory of dumbness or the additive theory of dumbness?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you statheads and your "math"

i dont need math to tell me how these guys are as broadcasters. you jerks are always sucking the fun out of the game.

Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and jay bruce with one pitch out

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he didn't strike out

is that a step in the right direction?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hate the Cubs middle infield

PRONOUNCE YOUR T’S YA FRENCHY BASTARDS!!

Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the cubs aren't a phonetic friendly team

theriot, fotenote, fuck-you-do-me or fuck-you-dome which ever you prefer.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chowdah.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

brantley was blowing cueto

and he he just gagged

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

welp, we knew it was only a matter of time

Cueto gives up his obligatory tater.

Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least it was a leadoff shot

Now let’s get three quick outs.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good work 'nukkah.

now predict a few baserunners for us in this inning.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

surprisingly

it was only his 2nd HR allowed in his last 5 starts

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks George

Thats HR was on you and your sorry as Coor’s Light promo

by Hartung599 on Jul 9, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cueto Ks Soto and Edmonds

George weeps a little.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And de Rosa

Cueto is like the snacks, if the snacks were trail mix. It’s mostly good, but sometimes the salt gets on the M&M’s, and it tastes just like Aramis Ramirez smacked a go-ahead home run.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

you know what i hate?

Getting bagels at panera and having them slice them. They should have two different bagel slicers. One for the sweet bagels, and one for the garlic flavored ones. The garlic sticks to the slicer and ruins the flavor of my cinnamon crunch and chocolate chip bagels!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You eat cinnamon crunch & chocolate chip bagels?

It’s like I don’t even know who you are any more.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aramis'

big ‘ol salty chocolate balls.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

all i am asking for is a hit

not a run. not a homerun. just a hit

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

don't compromise yourself

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

16 in a row retired by Zambo

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's got a ONE hitter!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

17

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's sort of sad

that Cueto had the second best AB of the night in the 6th.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

any action in the Cincinnati bullpen

i’m ok with Cueto starting the 7th, but I want somebody ready to back him up.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this would be a good idea

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so i'm guessing probably not

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

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by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i asked that question in between innings.

i bet his head is huge from steriods.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What mortal do I have to blow

to get some runs around here?

The Unhetero on High

by Gay Jesus on Jul 9, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BubbaFan was missing Coutlangus

I know you’re Gay Jesus and all, but such is the cost of runs.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You were the one looking for a BJ Ryan.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Honey

I stopped being a fisherman years ago.

The Unhetero on High

by Gay Jesus on Jul 9, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

'nukkah

Can I call you honey? Or at least marmalade?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i haven't made fun of your mom in a long time

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

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by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sac bunt for Zambrano?

Normally asking the pitcher to sacrifice isn’t that big of a deal. But he can actually hit.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunn shoulda had that ball

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

took an odd route

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

That was a baaaaaad line.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Cubs are 4th in HR

They must suck…..oh, right.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad route by Dunn

that should have been caught

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ew

what’s the pitching coach’s name again?

The Unhetero on High

by Gay Jesus on Jul 9, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Harry Fagina

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?

i know i would.

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm a vegetarian

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

being a vegetarian is kinda gay

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i kinda like Dennis Kucinich

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ball game

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Cubs are just a better team

And of course Dusty is ruining Cueto.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

pitch count to finish the night?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

111

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

11:11

I wish that Dusty doesn’t ruin our young arms

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mr. bananagrabber

that’s funny

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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

finally some recognition

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never shoulda sold the animation rights.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

check the sig

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I'm a quick one.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you went for it with the image and the signature

if that was something you could rec, i would

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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is anyone up in the pen?

I was going to make a point about Cueto starting to lose it after 100 pitches, but if Dunn makes that catch on Fukudome, we’re out of the inning.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weathers is in the game

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in case it's not clear

it’s Dunn’s fault

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by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in case you're wondering

being at this game BLOWS. I’m right at first base and the crowd won’t get off the ump’s back for calling zambrano out. Guess it doesn’t matter now after Dunn cashes in his first bad defensive plays in over a month. The Reds are sleepwalking throught this one. And I paid $132 for my two seats. THANKS REDS!

by Brian B on Jul 9, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You can sing that "Go Cubs go" song after the game

It’s dumb as hell, but when a lot of really drunk fans are all singing it at once, it becomes a little endearing. Although I’m sure that’s lessened when it’s your team that they beat.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the composer of that song is burried under homeplate

or so the internet tells me.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

marty was right about Cubs fans

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In 1908 motorboating was an olympic sport

Did you play motorboat, I bet you played motorboat, you motorboating son of a bitch!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

intestinal fortitude?

really, Brantley? can’t you just say “guts” you dumb idiot?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

as in

I hate your fucking…..

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brantley: "I guarantee you that Cueto knew he was facing Zambrano tonight."

they don’t call him the best color man in the business

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they sure don't

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He won't make that guarantee about his awareness

of the men on base situation. Thank god Bako is there to straighten him out.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's flat out not the best color man in the buisness?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know how long its been

since ive been able to log on and watch a game chat. this shit is unreal!

by truckparade on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that david weathers can flat out pitch

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm hungry

And the prospects aren’t good. Chicken lasagna, roast beef/provolone sammich, or frozen pizza. What should I eat?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Chicken Lasagna

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pizza is never a bad choice

coming from the guy who just had a heart attack

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

me?

yep, back in April

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

glad your ok

did you have bypass?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no thankfully

stent was put in for an artery that was completely blocked. They wanted to do a second one for an 80% blocked artery but it had opened back up and was less than 10% when they went in to do it.

Doing rehab now. It’s for quitters but I’m doing it anyway

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mean right now? That's some Red Reporter dedication

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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol not right now

I guess I could take a laptop to the pool though

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my dad did cardiac rehab after his heart attack

they wanted to do bypass but couldn’t because the blockage was too close to his heart, so he is on the exercise, diet, medicine, and hope plan.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously?

where were you for that whole thing? Does someone have a link?

Did you know JD’s wife had a kid too?

by Brian B on Jul 9, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i didn't know JD existed anymore

but i knew that. I think i faded in and out in april because of classes

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

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by justin007000 on Jul 10, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Digornio's

Pepperoni I think. Of course they just opened a Little Ceaser’s up the street. Hmmmmmm.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

large pizza, crazy bread, and a 2 liter for 9 bucks

that’s a good deal!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a "manager's special" at Popeye's tonight

Four spicy thighs, a medium Coke, and a biscuit for $7. Delish!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love popeyes

it’s the snacks

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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn you

There’s a popeye’s right down the street. Now THAT sounds good. Screw it, I have fresh rolls and chips, I’m going the easy route with the sammich. :)

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you live close to a popeyes?

that’s awesome!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'll vote for the sandwich

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sammich sounds like your best bet.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that ede can flat out field the ball

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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a tough fucking hop.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there have been several of them tonight

this infield sucks

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This team sucks

There, I fixed it

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was actually referring to the ground

but yeah

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

Well, it’s Chicago, what do you expect.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dirt

We are like dirt.

Well, Cueto was pretty good. And Dunn hit a homerun, but then missed the catch that would have ended this inning. So yeah. We are like dirt.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I couldn't believe how many bad hops there were.

the field looked so lumpy, and now they’re going to play an NHL game there on new years day. That should fix it.

by Brian B on Jul 9, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weathers...you stink.

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that david weathers

can flat out put men on base

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is goddamn atrocious

I start to despair that our team won’t ever actually be good again.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We need to drop the Devil from our name.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

took me a while

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe we should add it

the Cincinnati Devil Reds…that sounds bad ass

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

red devils

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, Devil Reds

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i vote for

devil reds

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we should sell the naming rights to the team

then we could be the marlboro reds

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not in Ohio they couldn't

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually

from 1937 to 1965 that was our official name

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

true story.

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Abbott and Costello

Brought to you by the cool taste of Laramie cigarettes. Refresh your T-zone… today!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Camels is the choice of Doctors.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I think we should add it

Manchester United has the nickname “The Red Devils,” and they do pretty well. Jocketty! Sign Christiano Ronaldo!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Any chance we can get Jocketty knighted?

Sir Walt has a nice ring to it.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

great idea

So he can sit back and do even less than he does now?

by Brian B on Jul 9, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah

we’ll be fine by the time the new park is built.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BP must have some kind of complex about running backwards

i don’t think i’ve ever seen him not field a fly ball over his shoulder

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

still hoping

for an chance to get on the all stars

by truckparade on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well he has a point

Like most aspects of this team, it sucks.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

last night was bad. Tonight Dunn turns a 2-1 classic type game into a blowout

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the infield...

...is kinda underwhelming, too.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 innings of more than 13 pitches for Zambrano

and those were both 17 pitches. Way to make him work.

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that surprises me

the reds usually make the opposing pitcher throw a lot of pitches

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They aren't getting enough extension on their innings

That’s causing them to not get any hits.

...I might have that backwards.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did anybody else notice

that they added a little t&a to the farmers only spots?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tomatos and apples?

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damnit, no

Birds and donkeys are supposed to make me want to date a hillbilly?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

but apparently hot actresses playing hillbillies are supposed to

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, I'm pretty sure I know how this one ends

night all

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not a bad error IMO

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

inning over

sans BP error

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crap you're right

For some reason I thought there was only one out.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brandon's

a shower not a grower!

The Unhetero on High

by Gay Jesus on Jul 9, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn

nice catch on that one

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

boom boom clap?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOM BOOM CLAP

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

Marty/Thom were talking about the Rockies shopping Holliday. Would any of you entertain the notion of trading for him to replace Jr. or Dunn? I’m not sure what we would offer or what his contract looks like other than $9.5 mil this year, mind you….

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seconded

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My only concern

Is what it would take to get him. I think we have enough prospects/youngsters to get him, but would it be worth it?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree.

You asked if we would entertain the notion. I certainly would talk to the Rocks about getting him if I was Walt, but it would completely depend on what they wanted back. I’d consider giving up Homer for him.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn your nimble fingers

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what she said.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Homer would probably be a starting point

But what if they wanted Votto, seeing as we have Yonder ML-ready in a year or two? (in theory of course)

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

too steep.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Contract found

Signed a two year/$23 million dollar deal in January. Scott Boras is his agent. Ignore every previous comment I made re: Mr. Holliday.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We'd have to sign him first :)

But I’m not sure about including Votto in the same deal though. Maybe if they threw in Ianetta (or a comparable catching prospect)? Either way, I’d think we have enough low minors talent to make it Homer and two prospects for him.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

that’s the question. If it took Homer straight up I say Ok but much more….?

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has anyone made an hilarious crack about

how the Reds have three times as many errors as hits this game?

Is it too late to become a robber baron?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's some handle you got there

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's everything that is pure and good

Is it too late to become a robber baron?

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

makeup call

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

arguably a tie

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well at least we get to see corey

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2 whole pitches

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

anying booing?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not when he's on our team...

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

remember when he hit 1.000?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was there.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was there, ash was there, daedalus was there

but, you sir, i did not see there

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce's debut?

Oh, I was there. The fact that you didn’t recognize me can probably be attributed by the fact that you have no idea what I look like.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

your motionless face and crown should make you pretty easy to spot!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 10, 2008 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A HIT! A HIT!

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Marmol's stuff is nasty

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

are you really Jeff Brantley?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey hey

you got my joke. Here’s a cigar.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marmol's 18th pitch of the inning

Good time to start working counts, guys.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the caps must rally!

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rally caps

ENGAGE

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon, BP!

Make Slyde sorry he didn’t stick around.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can Dusty

ruin Wood’s arm from the opposing dugout?

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dusty wasn't the only one who ruined wood's arm

Jim Riggleman, and his high school coach also helped

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Once again

no shit

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey just telling the obvious

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brantley just said

that he’s heard Dusty say to ”’stay within slam range’ a thousand times”. Uhhh what?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

'Nam flashbacks

he lead a platoon of men armed with sledge hammers.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

Jim Edmonds and I made a one night deal.

The Unhetero on High

by Gay Jesus on Jul 9, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lets go Phillips

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

please turn on this 2-1 pitch.

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

don't be a hero son

let Dunn win it

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

badeebadeebadee

that’s all folks!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY CAPS

disengage

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

poop

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 9, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The team only pants when you're mom's in town!

Really though – Fire the coaches, clean house and get an a positive attitude implemented. Of course that means that Dusty Bagnuts must go and he ain’t going nowhere…to quote Bobby D.

I just returned from a business trip to Bloomington Indiana, 5 really shitty things happened
1. I had to listen to sMarty and tHOm (although tHom was bearable tonight)
2. I recieved a speeding ticket (77 in a 55) in some hick town
3. less that 10 minutes later I was nailed again speeding ( I was so set up..and fell for it)
4. The Reds continued their poor approach to PAs.
5. I listened to P. Doc talk L. Doc (Lying Doc K.) what a couple of dicks

This is more than I can take

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 9, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tickets-

what state?

and how much $?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 9, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indi-fucking-ana - $225.00 total...I may just go to jail and take a break...except there might be perverts in jail....

Whats a fellow to do ?

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 9, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is $100 more than Ohio

was it in a workzone, or did you do something else besides speeding, like passed stoped school bus or threw a baby out your window?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 10, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah...small town stuff

Plus I ran over a couple of hicks AND I didn’t get out and move the bodies.

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tonight

Phillips looks a little like a goat.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on Jul 9, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no

the entire offense, once again!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 9, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cubs fans singing after a win? Those motherfuckers.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm ready to start pulling for the retardinals after spending the last 2:30 hours at Wrigley with those fans.

my favorite part was when I came back from the bathroom in the 6th inning to find out how the Cubs got their run. . .

Me: “wha’ happened?”

Cubs fan next to me: “Homerun.”

Me: “Who was it?”

Cubs fan: “Ramirez. Walk off.”

I was thinking “wow, must have been some game!” But I didn’t want to ruin the poor thing’s night. Instead, I let the Reds ruin mine.

by Brian B on Jul 9, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I wish they would declare a free old style day at wrigley

let in as many annoying yuppie cubs fans as would fit…
and drop a MOAB on that dump

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 9, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The STL-PHI game is in the 8th

And they started at 7:00?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's on E$PN, right?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yarp

Between LaRussa and commercial breaks, I might be watching this tripe at midnight.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

4-run lead with 2 outs and he gets a save

what a worthless stat!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 9, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What a wasted effort by J. Quest

What a waste

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 9, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate David Weathers

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Jul 9, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, the futility of it all.

Just trying to put this all in perspective from the other side of the pond.

Would this team be better at Cricket? Rugby? Handball?

Corey Patterson could definitely do some wickets. You don’t even have to hit the ball straight in that game to run a lot. But I guess you still have to hit the ball…

Dunner on the rugby pitch would be a sight. Besides he doesn’t even like baseball.

I don’t really know what handball is, but it seems like a sport right up Dusty’s alley:

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Jul 10, 2008 1:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hobbs walks off against K-Rod

Video

They cued The Natural music before he crossed home.

by ken on Jul 10, 2008 7:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and sorry volquez was sitting on the bench watching us lose!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe this will make you feel better

Hamilton would have replaced either Dunn or Griffey in the lineup last night. If he replaces Dunn, nothing changes as BP made the last out. If he replaces Griffey, his home run would have made it 5-4 and then BP would have made the last out. Either way, they would have lost, right?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 10, 2008 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're not factoring the three other home runs he would have had

Also, he would have made Carlos Zambrano realize that he was a sinner, and Big Z would have left the mound then and there to go start up a Bookmobile on the South Side.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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