Game 92: Part 2
by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 9:03 PM EDT
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PrintBrantley waxing philosophical about how competitive people like to win. It's a tie ballgame, but the Reds are making it easy on Zambrano. To the bottom of the 4th!
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"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
congratulations!
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
we celebrate wrongness on this site
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
It's true.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
51 for Zambrano.
Need more pitches, bitches.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
are you sure you aren't a poet?
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He doesn't even know it!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought about saying that
but I thought I would have gone too far.
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damnit!
why can’t Dunn hit a home run every at bat??? he sucks!
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
evenin' folks
as always, our boys are making it easy on the enemy. good thing selfish Dunn wont share his dingers with anyone. word is, he wont share his ho-hos, lil’ debbies, or his twinkies either.
Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
it takes a real team player to share his ho-hos
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10 to 1 says
she totally banged A-Rod as well. but i guess thats not such a relevatory claim nowadays, is it?
Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
They don't call him A-Rod for nothing.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Stray-Rod
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
who wouldn't bang A-Rod?
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no i think thats just the right amount of skankiness for him.
she looks like the kind of chick that shaves to get rid of the crabs. yuck.
Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
He's pitched a helluva game so far
Whereas our offense has one hit. One. One solitary hit.
Let’s get something going, boys!
since it was by Dunn
it was also a meaningless hit.
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Grande/Brantley is the worst combination
these two are just so dumb. and their dumbness feeds on the other’s dumbness. i cant believe it, but im craving having Thom and Welsh in the booth right now.
Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
But...
Do two dumbs make a smart?
Is it the multiplicative theory of dumbness or the additive theory of dumbness?
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
you statheads and your "math"
i dont need math to tell me how these guys are as broadcasters. you jerks are always sucking the fun out of the game.
Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Johnny Quest
Should hit a home run now.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
cueto with the longest at bat of the night for the Reds
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
he didn't strike out
is that a step in the right direction?
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i hate the Cubs middle infield
PRONOUNCE YOUR T’S YA FRENCHY BASTARDS!!
Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
the cubs aren't a phonetic friendly team
theriot, fotenote, fuck-you-do-me or fuck-you-dome which ever you prefer.
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Chowdah.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
brantley was blowing cueto
and he he just gagged
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
welp, we knew it was only a matter of time
Cueto gives up his obligatory tater.
Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
good work 'nukkah.
now predict a few baserunners for us in this inning.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
surprisingly
it was only his 2nd HR allowed in his last 5 starts
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
Thanks George
Thats HR was on you and your sorry as Coor’s Light promo
Cueto Ks Soto and Edmonds
George weeps a little.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
And de Rosa
Cueto is like the snacks, if the snacks were trail mix. It’s mostly good, but sometimes the salt gets on the M&M’s, and it tastes just like Aramis Ramirez smacked a go-ahead home run.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you know what i hate?
Getting bagels at panera and having them slice them. They should have two different bagel slicers. One for the sweet bagels, and one for the garlic flavored ones. The garlic sticks to the slicer and ruins the flavor of my cinnamon crunch and chocolate chip bagels!
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
You eat cinnamon crunch & chocolate chip bagels?
It’s like I don’t even know who you are any more.
sig lines are for suckas
Aramis'
big ‘ol salty chocolate balls.
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
all i am asking for is a hit
not a run. not a homerun. just a hit
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
don't compromise yourself
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he's got a ONE hitter!
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
It's sort of sad
that Cueto had the second best AB of the night in the 6th.
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
any action in the Cincinnati bullpen
i’m ok with Cueto starting the 7th, but I want somebody ready to back him up.
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so i'm guessing probably not
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
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if the wrigley reception were any better I could have told you weathers got op right in front of me
damn his head is huge
i asked that question in between innings.
i bet his head is huge from steriods.
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by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
You were the one looking for a BJ Ryan.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
i haven't made fun of your mom in a long time
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Sac bunt for Zambrano?
Normally asking the pitcher to sacrifice isn’t that big of a deal. But he can actually hit.
Dunn shoulda had that ball
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
took an odd route
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
Harry Fagina
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
if the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?
i know i would.
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm a vegetarian
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
being a vegetarian is kinda gay
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
i kinda like Dennis Kucinich
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by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
mr. bananagrabber
that’s funny
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Never shoulda sold the animation rights.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm a quick one.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
you went for it with the image and the signature
if that was something you could rec, i would
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Is anyone up in the pen?
I was going to make a point about Cueto starting to lose it after 100 pitches, but if Dunn makes that catch on Fukudome, we’re out of the inning.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Weathers is in the game
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
in case it's not clear
it’s Dunn’s fault
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
in case you're wondering
being at this game BLOWS. I’m right at first base and the crowd won’t get off the ump’s back for calling zambrano out. Guess it doesn’t matter now after Dunn cashes in his first bad defensive plays in over a month. The Reds are sleepwalking throught this one. And I paid $132 for my two seats. THANKS REDS!
You can sing that "Go Cubs go" song after the game
It’s dumb as hell, but when a lot of really drunk fans are all singing it at once, it becomes a little endearing. Although I’m sure that’s lessened when it’s your team that they beat.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
the composer of that song is burried under homeplate
or so the internet tells me.
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by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
marty was right about Cubs fans
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by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
In 1908 motorboating was an olympic sport
Did you play motorboat, I bet you played motorboat, you motorboating son of a bitch!
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
intestinal fortitude?
really, Brantley? can’t you just say “guts” you dumb idiot?
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
as in
I hate your fucking…..
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Brantley: "I guarantee you that Cueto knew he was facing Zambrano tonight."
they don’t call him the best color man in the business
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
He won't make that guarantee about his awareness
of the men on base situation. Thank god Bako is there to straighten him out.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
he's flat out not the best color man in the buisness?
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by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
you know how long its been
since ive been able to log on and watch a game chat. this shit is unreal!
About as long as it's been
since the Reds got a hit?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
that david weathers can flat out pitch
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
I'm hungry
And the prospects aren’t good. Chicken lasagna, roast beef/provolone sammich, or frozen pizza. What should I eat?
sig lines are for suckas
Chicken Lasagna
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
pizza is never a bad choice
coming from the guy who just had a heart attack
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
seriously?
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by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
glad your ok
did you have bypass?
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by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
no thankfully
stent was put in for an artery that was completely blocked. They wanted to do a second one for an 80% blocked artery but it had opened back up and was less than 10% when they went in to do it.
Doing rehab now. It’s for quitters but I’m doing it anyway
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
You mean right now? That's some Red Reporter dedication
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
my dad did cardiac rehab after his heart attack
they wanted to do bypass but couldn’t because the blockage was too close to his heart, so he is on the exercise, diet, medicine, and hope plan.
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by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously?
where were you for that whole thing? Does someone have a link?
Did you know JD’s wife had a kid too?
i didn't know JD existed anymore
but i knew that. I think i faded in and out in april because of classes
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by justin007000 on Jul 10, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Digornio's
Pepperoni I think. Of course they just opened a Little Ceaser’s up the street. Hmmmmmm.
sig lines are for suckas
large pizza, crazy bread, and a 2 liter for 9 bucks
that’s a good deal!
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a "manager's special" at Popeye's tonight
Four spicy thighs, a medium Coke, and a biscuit for $7. Delish!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
i love popeyes
it’s the snacks
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn you
There’s a popeye’s right down the street. Now THAT sounds good. Screw it, I have fresh rolls and chips, I’m going the easy route with the sammich. :)
sig lines are for suckas
you live close to a popeyes?
that’s awesome!
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll vote for the sandwich
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Sammich sounds like your best bet.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
that ede can flat out field the ball
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
That was a tough fucking hop.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
there have been several of them tonight
this infield sucks
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
This team sucks
There, I fixed it
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I was actually referring to the ground
but yeah
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
Dirt
We are like dirt.
Well, Cueto was pretty good. And Dunn hit a homerun, but then missed the catch that would have ended this inning. So yeah. We are like dirt.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I couldn't believe how many bad hops there were.
the field looked so lumpy, and now they’re going to play an NHL game there on new years day. That should fix it.
Weathers...you stink.
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
that david weathers
can flat out put men on base
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
We need to drop the Devil from our name.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe we should add it
the Cincinnati Devil Reds…that sounds bad ass
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red devils
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
no, Devil Reds
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
we should sell the naming rights to the team
then we could be the marlboro reds
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by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
not in Ohio they couldn't
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actually
from 1937 to 1965 that was our official name
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
Abbott and Costello
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by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Camels is the choice of Doctors.
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by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I think we should add it
Manchester United has the nickname “The Red Devils,” and they do pretty well. Jocketty! Sign Christiano Ronaldo!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Any chance we can get Jocketty knighted?
Sir Walt has a nice ring to it.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah
we’ll be fine by the time the new park is built.
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
BP must have some kind of complex about running backwards
i don’t think i’ve ever seen him not field a fly ball over his shoulder
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
Well he has a point
Like most aspects of this team, it sucks.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
the infield...
...is kinda underwhelming, too.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
2 innings of more than 13 pitches for Zambrano
and those were both 17 pitches. Way to make him work.
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
that surprises me
the reds usually make the opposing pitcher throw a lot of pitches
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
They aren't getting enough extension on their innings
That’s causing them to not get any hits.
...I might have that backwards.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
did anybody else notice
that they added a little t&a to the farmers only spots?
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
damnit, no
Birds and donkeys are supposed to make me want to date a hillbilly?
sig lines are for suckas
well, I'm pretty sure I know how this one ends
night all
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
Also
Marty/Thom were talking about the Rockies shopping Holliday. Would any of you entertain the notion of trading for him to replace Jr. or Dunn? I’m not sure what we would offer or what his contract looks like other than $9.5 mil this year, mind you….
sig lines are for suckas
Absolutely.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
My only concern
Is what it would take to get him. I think we have enough prospects/youngsters to get him, but would it be worth it?
sig lines are for suckas
I agree.
You asked if we would entertain the notion. I certainly would talk to the Rocks about getting him if I was Walt, but it would completely depend on what they wanted back. I’d consider giving up Homer for him.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn your nimble fingers
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what she said.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Homer would probably be a starting point
But what if they wanted Votto, seeing as we have Yonder ML-ready in a year or two? (in theory of course)
sig lines are for suckas
No
too steep.
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Contract found
Signed a two year/$23 million dollar deal in January. Scott Boras is his agent. Ignore every previous comment I made re: Mr. Holliday.
sig lines are for suckas
We'd have to sign him first :)
But I’m not sure about including Votto in the same deal though. Maybe if they threw in Ianetta (or a comparable catching prospect)? Either way, I’d think we have enough low minors talent to make it Homer and two prospects for him.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
that’s the question. If it took Homer straight up I say Ok but much more….?
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Has anyone made an hilarious crack about
how the Reds have three times as many errors as hits this game?
Is it too late to become a robber baron?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
That's some handle you got there
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
It's everything that is pure and good
Is it too late to become a robber baron?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
anying booing?
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by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Not when he's on our team...
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Bruce's numbers are pretty underwhelming now
Is it too late to become a robber baron?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 9, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
remember when he hit 1.000?
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by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I was there.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
i was there, ash was there, daedalus was there
but, you sir, i did not see there
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by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Bruce's debut?
Oh, I was there. The fact that you didn’t recognize me can probably be attributed by the fact that you have no idea what I look like.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
your motionless face and crown should make you pretty easy to spot!
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by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Marmol's stuff is nasty
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
are you really Jeff Brantley?
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey hey
you got my joke. Here’s a cigar.
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
REMEMBER THAT HE WALKED THE TWO GUYS AHEAD OF YOU
ONLY SWING IF IT’S GOOD.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon, BP!
Make Slyde sorry he didn’t stick around.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Can Dusty
ruin Wood’s arm from the opposing dugout?
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
dusty wasn't the only one who ruined wood's arm
Jim Riggleman, and his high school coach also helped
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Once again
no shit
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
hey just telling the obvious
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by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
remember when Jerry Narron let him throw 135 pitches
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by justin007000 on Jul 10, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Brantley just said
that he’s heard Dusty say to ”’stay within slam range’ a thousand times”. Uhhh what?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
'Nam flashbacks
he lead a platoon of men armed with sledge hammers.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
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by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
The team only pants when you're mom's in town!
Really though – Fire the coaches, clean house and get an a positive attitude implemented. Of course that means that Dusty Bagnuts must go and he ain’t going nowhere…to quote Bobby D.
I just returned from a business trip to Bloomington Indiana, 5 really shitty things happened
1. I had to listen to sMarty and tHOm (although tHom was bearable tonight)
2. I recieved a speeding ticket (77 in a 55) in some hick town
3. less that 10 minutes later I was nailed again speeding ( I was so set up..and fell for it)
4. The Reds continued their poor approach to PAs.
5. I listened to P. Doc talk L. Doc (Lying Doc K.) what a couple of dicks
This is more than I can take
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
Indi-fucking-ana - $225.00 total...I may just go to jail and take a break...except there might be perverts in jail....
Whats a fellow to do ?
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
that is $100 more than Ohio
was it in a workzone, or did you do something else besides speeding, like passed stoped school bus or threw a baby out your window?
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by justin007000 on Jul 10, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Nah...small town stuff
Plus I ran over a couple of hicks AND I didn’t get out and move the bodies.
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
Cubs fans singing after a win? Those motherfuckers.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
I'm ready to start pulling for the retardinals after spending the last 2:30 hours at Wrigley with those fans.
my favorite part was when I came back from the bathroom in the 6th inning to find out how the Cubs got their run. . .
Me: “wha’ happened?”
Cubs fan next to me: “Homerun.”
Me: “Who was it?”
Cubs fan: “Ramirez. Walk off.”
I was thinking “wow, must have been some game!” But I didn’t want to ruin the poor thing’s night. Instead, I let the Reds ruin mine.
by Brian B on Jul 9, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wish they would declare a free old style day at wrigley
let in as many annoying yuppie cubs fans as would fit…
and drop a MOAB on that dump
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
It's on E$PN, right?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 9, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
What a wasted effort by J. Quest
What a waste
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
Oh, the futility of it all.
Just trying to put this all in perspective from the other side of the pond.
Would this team be better at Cricket? Rugby? Handball?
Corey Patterson could definitely do some wickets. You don’t even have to hit the ball straight in that game to run a lot. But I guess you still have to hit the ball…
Dunner on the rugby pitch would be a sight. Besides he doesn’t even like baseball.
I don’t really know what handball is, but it seems like a sport right up Dusty’s alley:
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Jul 10, 2008 1:32 AM EDT reply actions
and sorry volquez was sitting on the bench watching us lose!
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by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
maybe this will make you feel better
Hamilton would have replaced either Dunn or Griffey in the lineup last night. If he replaces Dunn, nothing changes as BP made the last out. If he replaces Griffey, his home run would have made it 5-4 and then BP would have made the last out. Either way, they would have lost, right?
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
You're not factoring the three other home runs he would have had
Also, he would have made Carlos Zambrano realize that he was a sinner, and Big Z would have left the mound then and there to go start up a Bookmobile on the South Side.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
well...if hamilton were still here, that would probably mean that either dunn or griffey were not.
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by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
sorry, my mocking tone didn't shine through in that post.
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 10, 2008 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
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