Game 92: Part 2

Probably not first.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 9:08 PM EDT 0 recs

Yes!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up 0 recs

congratulations!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up 0 recs

But you were wrong!

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 9, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up 0 recs

we celebrate wrongness on this site

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up 0 recs

It's true.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up 0 recs

Wrong.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up 0 recs

I celebrate you, Gray

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up 0 recs

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up 0 recs

KKKKueto!

let’s get some runs!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2008 9:09 PM EDT 0 recs

69 pitches for Cueto

Huh huh.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM EDT 0 recs

51 for Zambrano.

Need more pitches, bitches.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up 0 recs

are you sure you aren't a poet?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up 0 recs

He doesn't even know it!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up 0 recs

i thought about saying that

but I thought I would have gone too far.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up 0 recs

12 pitches that inning

We’ll get this game in the books before 10:15.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up 0 recs

damnit!

why can’t Dunn hit a home run every at bat??? he sucks!

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM EDT 0 recs

evenin' folks

as always, our boys are making it easy on the enemy. good thing selfish Dunn wont share his dingers with anyone. word is, he wont share his ho-hos, lil’ debbies, or his twinkies either.

Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:15 PM EDT 0 recs

it takes a real team player to share his ho-hos

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up 0 recs

Kris Benson's ho-ho

wanted to share his teammates.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up 0 recs

10 to 1 says

she totally banged A-Rod as well. but i guess thats not such a relevatory claim nowadays, is it?

Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up 0 recs

They don't call him A-Rod for nothing.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up 0 recs

Stray-Rod

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up 0 recs

who wouldn't bang A-Rod?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up 0 recs

She seems too feminine for his tastes

Can we get a ruling?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up 0 recs

no i think thats just the right amount of skankiness for him.

she looks like the kind of chick that shaves to get rid of the crabs. yuck.

Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up 0 recs

Although...

He does have a thing for strippers, and she is a former stripper.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up 0 recs

He doesnt have the passion for sharing

by Hartung599 on Jul 9, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up 0 recs

nice job by Cueto

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2008 9:25 PM EDT 0 recs

He's pitched a helluva game so far

Whereas our offense has one hit. One. One solitary hit.

Let’s get something going, boys!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up 0 recs

since it was by Dunn

it was also a meaningless hit.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up 0 recs

Grande/Brantley is the worst combination

these two are just so dumb. and their dumbness feeds on the other’s dumbness. i cant believe it, but im craving having Thom and Welsh in the booth right now.

Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:26 PM EDT 0 recs

But...

Do two dumbs make a smart?

Is it the multiplicative theory of dumbness or the additive theory of dumbness?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up 0 recs

you statheads and your "math"

i dont need math to tell me how these guys are as broadcasters. you jerks are always sucking the fun out of the game.

Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up 0 recs

Pic didnt try Portillo's?!?

by obc2 on Jul 9, 2008 9:29 PM EDT 0 recs

Johnny Quest

Should hit a home run now.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:29 PM EDT 0 recs

he's working it

has some talent with the bat

by obc2 on Jul 9, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up 0 recs

cueto with the longest at bat of the night for the Reds

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 9:32 PM EDT 0 recs

He does what it takes to win

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up 0 recs

Except for getting a hit

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up 0 recs

he's a sabermatrician

by obc2 on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up 0 recs

and jay bruce with one pitch out

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM EDT 0 recs

he didn't strike out

is that a step in the right direction?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up 0 recs

i hate the Cubs middle infield

PRONOUNCE YOUR T’S YA FRENCHY BASTARDS!!

Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM EDT 0 recs

the cubs aren't a phonetic friendly team

theriot, fotenote, fuck-you-do-me or fuck-you-dome which ever you prefer.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up 0 recs

Chowdah.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up 0 recs

shit

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 9, 2008 9:36 PM EDT 0 recs

Crap.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT 0 recs

brantley was blowing cueto

and he he just gagged

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT 0 recs

welp, we knew it was only a matter of time

Cueto gives up his obligatory tater.

Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:37 PM EDT 0 recs

At least it was a leadoff shot

Now let’s get three quick outs.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up 0 recs

rally killer

by Hartung599 on Jul 9, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up 0 recs

good work 'nukkah.

now predict a few baserunners for us in this inning.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up 0 recs

I predict Keppinger breaks his dry spell

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up 0 recs

surprisingly

it was only his 2nd HR allowed in his last 5 starts

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up 0 recs

Thanks George

Thats HR was on you and your sorry as Coor’s Light promo

by Hartung599 on Jul 9, 2008 9:38 PM EDT 0 recs

Cueto Ks Soto and Edmonds

George weeps a little.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 9, 2008 9:40 PM EDT 0 recs

And de Rosa

Cueto is like the snacks, if the snacks were trail mix. It’s mostly good, but sometimes the salt gets on the M&M’s, and it tastes just like Aramis Ramirez smacked a go-ahead home run.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up 1 recs

Getting bagels at panera and having them slice them. They should have two different bagel slicers. One for the sweet bagels, and one for the garlic flavored ones. The garlic sticks to the slicer and ruins the flavor of my cinnamon crunch and chocolate chip bagels!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up 0 recs

You eat cinnamon crunch & chocolate chip bagels?

It’s like I don’t even know who you are any more.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up 0 recs

Aramis'

big ‘ol salty chocolate balls.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up 0 recs