Who is Johnnypronto?
by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:01 PM EDT
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boobs recently hypothesized that our friend Johnnypronto is actually Homer Bailey stalking this website and (ahem) yanking our chains:
actually, i think pronto is just homer f***ing with us
It led me to wonder whether that could possibly be the case, but then I wondered whether Homer Bailey would buy a shirt like this, never having mentioned his faith, to my knowledge. I decided that being reticent about one's faith probably would be inconsistent with wearing a shirt like that.
I personally had explored the possibility that Johnnypronto was actually Dusty Baker blogging from the dugout, but then I reconsidered, since he appeared to actually have done more than merely "listen" to the way Homer was pitching. I give Johnnypronto credit for that.
I then wondered, given his hard-headedness regarding the official definition of what is a "quality start" (6 IP, with less than 3 ER) and his single-minded focus on the topic of Homer Bailey, whether he might be Michael, but then I realized that he did not display the same tendencies with respect to posting inane diaries about his single subject.
Thoughts of Michael led me to suspect that Johnnypronto was actually NEILYNG in disguise. I dismissed those thoughts when I realized that he did not tend to use ALL CAPS or references to baby-boomer rock in his posts, nor did he ever ask anyone to "eat a peach" or "build a bridge and get over it."
I then thought, who would want both Daryl Thompson and Homer Bailey demoted to AAA? Who would want Harang to get an MRI?
Therefore, my working hypothesis is that he is actually Josh Fogg.
Any other theories?
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he spells and rites 2 good to bea me
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Jul 9, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh...Forgot one possibility...
Dr. Tim Kremchek. But he wanted Homer to have an MRI. The real Dr. Stick would have mentioned the Injury Stick.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Will the real Johnnypronto please stand up?
I am Johnnypronto
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 9, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I am Spartacus
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 9, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are all Johnnypronto someimes.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 9, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I haven't been on here much this year
so I really have no idea who you are talking about. Sorry :{
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
by Zach K on Jul 9, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Johnnyp
why do you ask if we have any other theories but the poll only let’s us choose the theories you already mentioned?
Maybe it’s Harang, and he’s been screaming for an MRI for weeks.
by Brian B on Jul 10, 2008 9:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what "boobs" is for.
(along with messing up the poll results by giving people a choice everyone picks no matter what they really think).
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boobs is (are?) running away with this.
The guy who initially asked the question is definitely J-pronto.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 10, 2008 10:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
In kind of a “whoever dealt it smelt it” kind of way.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It could only be Red Herring!
He's doing it. He's eating a tire!
by Man Mountain on Jul 10, 2008 11:48 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
JohnnyPronto is probably a guy named John
John Fay?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 10, 2008 11:49 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If it is John Fay
Then he was probably trying to use the anonymity of the intertubes to declare his love for barely legal, hardcore erotica. He would no longer be Fay, he would be Johnny Porno!
Then he spelled it wrong.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 10, 2008 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Soooooo Wrecked.
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 10, 2008 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Screw mercy!
"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 10, 2008 4:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
crap, posted in the wrong thread
"I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am."
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 10, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
S'allright I had her a few years ago....wouldn't recommend her
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
by Madville on Jul 10, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm amending my earlier answer
Jonnypronto is clearly John Galt.
He's doing it. He's eating a tire!
by Man Mountain on Jul 10, 2008 5:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. What does that tell you? They can win.
by havanaconnect on Jul 10, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but who is John Galt?
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 10, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
for gay jesus
Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.
by havanaconnect on Jul 10, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that looks like something out of an Ayn Rand novel
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Jul 10, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ummm...
That was the punch line.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a history major
(sent via Sprint 007000 automatic responder)
He's doing it. He's eating a tire!
by Man Mountain on Jul 11, 2008 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
shit
i read Atlas Shrugged quite a while ago. I feel like a dumbass.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Jul 11, 2008 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry about it, 0007000
I regularly don’t get it.
Same with Chandrathan.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 11, 2008 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda like John Galt.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 11, 2008 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't he a Mafia guy?
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
by Madville on Jul 12, 2008 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love this comment, btw
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 12, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry Havana
You clearly are a lesbian.
The Unhetero on High
by Gay Jesus on Jul 11, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello rabbi!!!
Great quote. I totally agree. The more woman piss the men off, the more they just run to us honey.
...and then I said...hello to YOU rabbi...
by gaymoses on Jul 11, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys are weird
Odd, even.
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 11, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They Need Heteroy!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 11, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's going on?
this is NOT your father’s RedReporter.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2008 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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