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Game 91: Part Blew

Dunn_tiny by Slyde on in Game Threads

Reds just left the bases loaded.  This is game 91, in the 4th inning, in case you were concerned that you were in an old game thread.

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fuck shit damn

cock balls

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 8, 2008 9:27 PM EDT   0 recs

but

how are you feeling?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 8, 2008 9:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Mike F***enot

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2008 9:28 PM EDT   0 recs

game over :(

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 8, 2008 9:28 PM EDT   0 recs

Ah well

Now crolfer’s forearm can be as sore as Harang’s. Oh wait, he’s gone this week.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 8, 2008 9:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

verka's next sermon is writing itself

He's doing it. He's eating a tire!

by Man Mountain on Jul 8, 2008 9:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

He's in Paris

This is what the nuns wear over there.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 8, 2008 9:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Whatevs, Martin Luther

He's doing it. He's eating a tire!

by Man Mountain on Jul 8, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You mean this?

Things are good with me, I am getting ready to staff an international summer camp for 18 year old participants in Lyon (Please keep the “barely legal” jokes to a dull roar).

Glad you all kept me in mind on this thread, I enjoyed the pictures (and the comments) as I got the recap from a long night at Wrigley.

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Jul 9, 2008 4:18 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

is he?

I didn’t get the message. There should be a fanpost or something.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 8, 2008 9:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

if only this site still had diaries

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2008 9:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Kid that age aint gonna have no sore fore arm - even after the 4th time.

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 8, 2008 11:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Fontenot?

Really guys?

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 8, 2008 9:29 PM EDT   0 recs

The Cubs signed Harden

Shoot us an offer for Harang.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 8, 2008 9:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Based on what the A's got for Harang

...I’ll give you this sandwich.

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 8, 2008 9:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

what kind of sandwich is it?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2008 9:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Harden

What kind of sandwich?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 8, 2008 9:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

t's a huge shit sandwich,

and we’re all gonna have to take a bite.

by thedecline19 on Jul 8, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

is there mayonnaise on it?

cause I like mayonnaise

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

diet mayonnaise

He's doing it. He's eating a tire!

by Man Mountain on Jul 8, 2008 9:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

of course

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

if it was a Reuben, plus a fluffernutter to be named later

I’d say it was a fair deal. But only if we get the salaries to match up

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 8, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

It's a Velvet Elvis with cheese

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 8, 2008 9:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

is that some sort of DC sandy stop

with awesome sandwiches? Because if so, I need to know. I’ve been in the hurt locker without good cheap food for the 3 years I’ve been in this city.

Ben’s Chili Bowl besides.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 8, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Loeb's is the closest thing to a NY deli in DC

It’s on I St. on McPherson Square. It’s not cheap, exactly, but it has awesome food.

Also, Five Guys.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 8, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I haven't been to the "right" five guys yet

I just got a car, and the one in Chinatown is garbage.
But yeah, I’d be down for cinco ueys before the Reds game in August….get a group together etc.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 8, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You're in luck

There’s one right across from the stadium.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 8, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ben's Chili Bowl is so clutch

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 8, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The best part of the new Nationals Park?

You can get a Ben’s Chili Bowl half smoke at the game.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 8, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I used to eat those all the time when I lived in DC

Now I’m a veggiesaurus though.

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 8, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Prince?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I did it before it was uncool

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 8, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

PBF!

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2008 9:29 PM EDT   0 recs

HORY KOW

Strike three.

(Just not very funny)

by Brian B on Jul 8, 2008 9:31 PM EDT   0 recs

As bad as Dempster has looked

this game is still winnable.

He's doing it. He's eating a tire!

by Man Mountain on Jul 8, 2008 9:32 PM EDT   0 recs

as bad as Harang has been

I don’t agree.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 8, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

If Dusty gets Harang out of the game NOW

We’re still in it. Or, IF DUSTY PINCH HIT FOR HARANG WHEN WE HAD THE BASES LOADED LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE . . . Aaron wouldn’t have given up the 2-run homer to fontenot and we may have picked up a couple of runs with a pinch hit.

by Brian B on Jul 8, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Currently

52 strikes, 46 balls for Harang. That’s not good, kids.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 8, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

with the free swingers of this lineup?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

jerry hairston

must have broke a mirror before the game

by thedecline19 on Jul 8, 2008 9:34 PM EDT   0 recs

Hudson

Cherry Hudson. Junior.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 8, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

http://www.redreporter.com/2008/4/24/460138/cueto-mediocre-reds-lose-t#5445286

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Some little girl, long ago, was reading the lineup

And she pronounced Hairston’s name “Cherry Hudson, Jr.” Can you get more precious? And so he remained.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 8, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

thanks George,

I hope some highlights of Hariston show up on the best sports show period.

by thedecline19 on Jul 8, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh, good

Nothing’s changed. Hariston out on a diving play, and Jay Bruce strikes out on a ball out of the strikezone.

by Brian B on Jul 8, 2008 9:36 PM EDT   0 recs

nope

CoPat has his naked picture along with Dustbag’s

by Hartung599 on Jul 8, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

is there any way

you could refrain from mentioning Jay’s name in the same as Patterson’s? Thanks

by thedecline19 on Jul 8, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

when he statrts hitting

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 8, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

statrts = starts

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 8, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

well done, boys

way to make Dempster work hard there.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 8, 2008 9:38 PM EDT   0 recs

I just got really excited

because I remembered I bought a new flavor of coffee this morning.

It’s all over. Remember me, young men of Red Reporter, as one who boozed not wisely but too well.

He's doing it. He's eating a tire!

by Man Mountain on Jul 8, 2008 9:45 PM EDT   0 recs

and Polish

there’s gravel in it.

He's doing it. He's eating a tire!

by Man Mountain on Jul 8, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't have a better place to say it

But your avatar is fricking sweet.

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Jul 9, 2008 1:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

fuck................

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 8, 2008 9:47 PM EDT   0 recs

okay, now it's over

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2008 9:47 PM EDT   0 recs

Shut him down, Dusty.

And put him on a bus.

by Brian B on Jul 8, 2008 9:47 PM EDT   0 recs