cock balls

Really guys?

Strike three.

(Just not very funny)

this game is still winnable.

must have broke a mirror before the game

Nothing’s changed. Hariston out on a diving play, and Jay Bruce strikes out on a ball out of the strikezone.

because I remembered I bought a new flavor of coffee this morning.

It’s all over. Remember me, young men of Red Reporter, as one who boozed not wisely but too well.

And put him on a bus.

Affeldt enters the game.

when doves cry

It should have started earlier than this, but the bleeding has stopped. Time to get some runs before chasing Dempster.

Dempster has a two-hitter going. What do think about that? Brian B?

It just makes no sense at all.

(Well, maybe outside Jimmy Haynes wearing Aaron Harang’s uniform this year)

and watch Sabathia’s debut. Cuz the Reds are playing like poo.

(Rhymes!)

Were you able to figure out if the Reds were less patient on the road?

For a nation of pigs, it sure is funny Wrigley has Hebrew National hot dogs! Jesus Christ forgave the bastards, but I can’t! I hate! I hate the Cubs! I hate Ron Santo! And I hate Cubs fans! And I fuck your sons and daughters because they’re pigs! You’re a pig! You’re all pigs.

Phew, that felt better. I’m off for the evening. Best of luck, kids.

fth?

he’s sucking on right on cue

this sucks

Drinking it is, then.

but couldn’t you have been a fan of Ryan Dempster?

I decided to take to the bar across he street to watch this garbage in HD.

That’s an ugly day at the plate.

Let’s bring this back to respectability!

What do you think LeatherPants is doing right now?

is Dusty Baker running the Cubs again?

that DC United won their quarterfinal match in the US Open tonight. They played rival Chicago Fire, who have never lost to DC previously in an elimination game. The Fire took an early 1-0 lead, but United evened the score on a goal by Liberian international Francis Doe. Defender Bryan Namoff then netted the game-winner in extra time. It sounds like a very chippy affair, with six yellow cards and two straight reds (including one to the hated Cuauhtemoc Blanco.

United rolls on to the semifinals in their first serious bid for silverware this year.

Go!

with something other than a ground out or strikeout!

this guy can float out pinch hit.

Too bad that the Reds suck so badly.
What the f@#K is their problem. Can’t these guys figure it out. Hit the friggin’ baseball – BINGO – c0ome on you fuckwads – play ball or go home.

i was in right field, kinda behind a poll in what were labled as “unobstructed” seats. Harang loooked terrible. I am not anything close to an expert on pitching mechanics but Harang looked like he was standing straight up when he pitched. He just didn’t look like he was bending down at all. I am guessing he was leaving everything up. I thought he was lucky in the first inning. I feel that the Reds should DL Harang, call up Belise, Maloney, Thompson, or Bailey to pitch on Sunday, the All star break would limit the number of times the fill in would be needed to start if Harang spends the minimum on the DL.

Did his mechanics look off to you?

I took a few pictures I may put them up if I ever figure out how.

dustbag and Dickpolehead don’t have a clue as what to do to help Aaron H. Typical. Who the hell hired these clowns anyway.

http://timesfreepress.com/news/2008/jul/09/chattanooga-stubbs-promoted-lookouts/

its about time, in my opinion. Stubbs’ numbers in Sarasota arent incredible, but it looks like he has taken some real strides in his game. walks are up, Ks are down. the power numbers arent there, but the FSL is bad for that anyway. i would love nothing more than to see this kid torch Chatty and end the season in Louisville, a-la The Next Big Thing, Jay “The Boss” Bruce Almighty last year. im still pissed about Lincecum, but i still believe Stubbs could be something.