Game 109 Thread: Part 2
Lively thread tonight for reasons unbeknownst to anyone. Let's play two!

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Slyde doesn't remind you
of the founder of the Mughal dynasty? Not even in the chin?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Oh by the way, in long overdue response to your questioning my Islamic History focuses
I’m mainly an Iranian guy, but I love the Ottomans too
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
Mainly the Shahs, Mossadegh, and the Ayatollahs
But I like the Safavids and Qajars b/c their isn’t a lot written about them
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
I'm thinking that wednesday is usually the most lively night
but I have no facts or anything to back me up. If only I could talk to the person who is in the top left corner of this site…
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JD's been gone for a while
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
geez, I forgot the name sukr
its been so long
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he is like Boromir
the first guy out of the Fellowship of the Ring. Every one forgets him
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
or everyone decides not to read those nerd books
also that
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Boromir?
More like, Bore-omir! Right?
Right?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
More like the Silly-marillion!
...oh god, I’ve given away too much
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I may or may not have bought each of the movies
and then bought the extended editions as well.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
excellent
do you have the new one?
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
it was "Strike Three!" on every pitch earlier
now he’s yelling something about “softball” and Griffey sucking
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
there are usually no off-days on Wednesday
so that may be something…
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1st
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
when we go out to that bar, i'm going to call first
That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!
by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Not if I do first!
Good god, it’ll look like a retard game of shotgun. Running to get in the door and scream “first!”.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
BK will make it his first and last outing with us
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
shortstop?
Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.
by havanaconnect on Jul 30, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi Uncle Caleb
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Voltron can swing ze bat - no?
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
wow, thats a lot of Bruces in the audience
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Surprised I am
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
I like how that is from Fox online
no other comment.
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MMM - 8 pitch K
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
I hope he yells at Brantley again
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions
I hope he makes it a habit
wake up, get out of bed, put in the contacts, than curse to Brantley’s face.
Shoot, I hope I make that MY habit.
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apparently
no broadcasters are allowed in the players’ lounge or dining room anymore due to his comments and Griffey’s reaction
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no broadcasters are not allowed?
so they just pack the place? Is THAT where JD is? MixFMKyle, too?
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I can't make my thoughts clear
I am too disortiented seeing as how the reds have a 5-0 lead
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CTR or Fay clarified
that announcers/reporters have never been allowed in the players’ lounge. And it’s a common rule with every team.
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
Does anyone know
Where they do the “Marty talks to Dusty before the game” bit? And yes, I’m ashamed.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Tracer could not agree with you less
He says that it is a HUGE problem and that he has never seen a clubhouse that was closed to the announcers…...and he knows everything
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
he did play the game
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Just ask him
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
he's almost as forthcoming with his previous careers as Doc Rogers...almost
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
True
He was the best crappy player that he ever new!
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
if you can't be the best of the best
at least be best of the worst
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
he must feel threatened by corey patterson
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Tracy Jones years in Cincinnati weren't bad at all, actually
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, right
and next your going to tell me that Joe Morgan played a “moneyball style” of baseball
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
Radio or playing?,,he thinks they were both great
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
well, playing
‘86: .349/.406/.453 134 OPS+
‘87: .290/.333/.437 99 OPS+ (157 TB)
‘88: .295/.358/.371 107 OPS+
to be fair, he only had around 100 PAs in ‘86 and his numbers in ‘88 sucked until he was traded to Montreal, where he kicked a little ass.
But his ‘87 season is something Corey Patterson has no shot of matching this season.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe one of the Stowes let him in
forgetting that Brantley wasn’t still a player.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, I mean
It is Wandy Rodriguez. Looks like we finally realized that.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
but I thought everyone knows it's wandy
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Dusty's more of a Van Morrison fan
The Association can go fuck itself, as far as he’s concerned.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
the Association between on base percentage and scoring?
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently Dusty didn't notice that Corey Patterson was in a 1-28 slump
because he wasn’t striking out. I don’t even think a preacher man’s boy could teach Dusty about on base percentage.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
excellent
do you have the new one
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Astros say that Griffey is a guess hitter who guessed right
well, yeah, I’m sure everyone guesses “fastball down the middle” then.
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608 correct guesses
He’s like that chick in “Chips Ahoy.”
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell yes old man
keep hitting, you and Dunn are our only offense right now
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
Well maybe we could keep Jr. and just play him in the 2nd half of 09
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Time for #32, please, are you watching Bob?
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Hey there flyboy
Fancy meeting you here.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
um, why steal?
doesn’t Dunn have more HRs and 2Bs than singles?
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well, 6-0 instead of 7-0
so I can’t complain too much. But COME ON!
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Didn't phase Dusty
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Called it...and Dustballs called for the steal
that good DLOA
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
To be fair
BP attempts to steal EVERY time he is on base ahead of Dunn.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
MORAL VICTORY!
HERE WE COME
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
and we don't need TheTroy Hawkins to do it!
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If Phillips hadn't gotten thrown out
Dunn wouldn’t have bothered to homer.
everyone knows this
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thought the same thing I did
but far quicker. Clearly I need an MRI
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Well
something about them is clearly off. He probably doesn’t have an offspeed pitch.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Two HR for Dunn, two runs
See? All he does is hit solo shots!
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
If Adam Dunn is traded after this display - thismonth's production
Then Fat Vegas Alan will have to commit suicide.
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
they just showed him smiling!
It does exist!
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Slow Down there cowboys we still got two moths left!
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
This is why Dusty has Dunn and EdE batting 5th and 6th
To sneak up on the other team’s pitchers
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
If we win tonight the baby can come out..but you gott put in the trunk of the car overnight to be sure
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Votto 2 for 3 We be jammin'
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Ben, good to meet ya!
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate that guy
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 30, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The adverts on the "Fowl Poles" are horrendous
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Did you say adverts?
I thought you were from ohio
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Jul 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
even better
he’s from kentucky!
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
too many d's
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I see rat tails at the local grocery
Can you say that?
And have you ever heard someone outside Kroger say, “Girl, it was a straight white trash riot up in White Castle!!”?
That’s what I thought, mister.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Well
I don’t leave my mom’s basement, so I don’t interact with humans.
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
Dude, Mom doesn't have a basement!
Where the hell are U?
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck!
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm cultured?
Technically I’m from Kentucky. Made it to Ohio via Texas/Mississippi/Hawaii/Kentucky2.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.
by havanaconnect on Jul 30, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
I like visual reinforcement…
Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.
by havanaconnect on Jul 30, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
I guess the baby under the basket works.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
from MLB trade rumors
8:29pm: Here’s the latest. MLB.com says we’re moving closer to the three-team deal. The Pirates could receive a minor leaguer from the Red Sox. Dejan Kovacevic says the Pirates would receive four or more prospects for Bay, as well as Hermida. John Grabow could end up in Boston or Florida. Perrotto says it could be expanded to have Jed Lowrie go to Pittsburgh and Jack Wilson to Boston. The Bucs also like Red Sox prospect Hunter Jones.
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it's a safe bet
walt jocketty doesn’t have any of those teams’ phone numbers.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Manny is like the bf/gf everyone has had at some point
Hot as hell, great in the sack, but every now and then loses their fucking mind and acts retarded for about 72 hours. After a while you get tired of it and tell ‘em to hit the road. Or marry them and split up five years later, whatever.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
hot as hell, great in the sack
yeah, I know what you mean. We’ve all had that one, amiright?
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
Keppinger, please
turn a double play. I’d love it.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Voltron doesn't heart Kepp
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
now that this has sort of slowed down, I have a question to ask
Natasha Kai, yes or no:
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Soccer player: yes
Person to hang out with: yes
Romantic partner: I’ve seen better pictures of her face.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I need to take some time to read the whole thing before I have an opinion
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
Absolutely...that's adult fare
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
She's probably going to be the primary goal scorer for the USWNT in the Olympics
since Abby Wambach broke her leg.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
The English women's team sucks
But many of the Premier League clubs are developing women’s teams that are associated with them. Pretty cool, and could be a rival for the re-forming Women’s Professional League in the US.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't stop listening to Fox Confessor
such an amazing album.
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(This is for boobs as well)
I counter with Amy Millan.

Her solo album is pretty good, but work with Stars is breathtaking.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
excellent
do you have the new one?
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
"the dark angel of spellbinding imagery"
who the fuck writes up this stuff?
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I don't know this girl but she has the look of a fundamentalist preacher's daughter
Nice Rack…love the brain dead stare, bet she’s a screamer
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
You're
sarcasticating, right?
Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.
by havanaconnect on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
sounds like you'd be a huge fan
(IMDB link = no worries, yall)
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Neko Case
has one of the most beautiful and powerful voices I’ve ever heard live. Probably the most. When she screams, she screams like a ‘68 Charger with the 440.
soul expanding
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
"I'm drunk and a fucking idiot!!!"
What do I win? :)
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Luck you - i've had nary a brew
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
wha, really?
this could be fun. Don’t you all remember the Rick Asadoorian experiment?
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I heard that, yeah
Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.
by havanaconnect on Jul 30, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Manny deal might be done
8:50pm: Will Carroll believes the Commissioner’s Office has been informed of a Red Sox-Pirates-Marlins trade even though the teams haven’t agreed on the prospects. Here’s how he sees it:
Marlins get Manny Ramirez, one prospect (BOS), and cash (likely Ramirez’s remaining salary)
Pirates get Jeremy Hermida and three prospects (two FLO, one BOS)
Red Sox get Jason Bay and John Grabow
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Don't know
but apparently Edmonds took another cortisone shot on Sunday so I guess he is still an injury risk
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you know he's the only Mariner with an OPS+ >100
the whole “goin for it in 08” thing failed quite epically.
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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
worth mentioning
that the Pirates, depending on the prospects, could actually get BETTER. wow.
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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Wonder what we could get for Dunn...
Besides a one way ticket to the basement of the NL Central.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
You'll shut your smart mouth, if you know what's good for you!
But yeah, this team would just be impossible to watch without him.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Fun Question
The Marlins won’t be excercising that option, so where does Manny end up next year? Dodgers?
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Pirates did well with this one
If they get some decent prospects. My guess is Hermida out performs Bay from here on our for the rest of their careers anyway.
by kennythered on Jul 30, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
...and we injured Carlos Lee
so this series wasn’t a complete waste of time.
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El Caballo
getting the ol’ Eight Belles treatment.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
wow, this is the most bogus 2-on 0-out ever.
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BOOOOO!
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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
God we'd better all start praying to the baseball diety - Cool God that you are wrong
What say you Cool God…do you hear our plea?
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
I'm praying to Gay Jesus just to be safe
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
in THOSE shoes?
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe we need to sacrifice something.
a chicken or COPat
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Or Uncle Jocko
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Screw that
If he is traded after a 2 hr night while leading the majors in hrs, the shit is gonna fucking hit the fan. You will see me next in spring training
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
that is a robust number, 244, looks rather woody
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
EdE will hit some missiles foul
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Great AB..this guy is coming into his own.
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
if you're trying to be prescient
it helps to type before it happens.
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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, i just calls 'em as I sees 'em. he's get better and better..ergo
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
huh?
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
beached whale slide by Dunn
I’ll take it.
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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Pointer Sisters....Right?
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Adam "Pete Rose" Dunn
Jesus, this really might be his last game
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All right I'll even pray to Gay Jesus. if you think it will help
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
You go ahead and pray, baby. I’ll give you a rub down and we’ll see where the trade talks go.
W.W.Q.S.Y.D?----What Would the Queer Son Of Yaweh Do?
If it actually is
I call for a protest thread tomorrow in lieu of an actual game thread
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
Of course, there is NO game tomorrow
but I like where your head’s at.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
D-backs offering Chad Tracy for Dunn
according to John Heyman. Jocko denies talking to anyone about Dunn or any other players
He also says “another NL team” is inquiring about Dunn
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Great!
Let’s actually toss in EdE so Tracy’d have a chance to play everyday. Maybe Arroyo too so that we can shed some payroll.
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
Mean while Bako has returned to normal at the bat.
Methinks we could use a catcher…?
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Allyson?
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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Give him a trial
why not, can’t be any worse than what we got
by kennythered on Jul 30, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Hunter Fricken Pence
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
Replay inconclusive
But I think he stayed on the bag.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
boo! bad call
almost as bad as trading Dunn for…Chad Tracy?
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Tracy! Tracy! Tracy! Tracy! Tracy!
Mind if I call you Dick?
You probably don’t even remember that movie.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
walnuts are good for the memory
and the liver
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Well Chad Tracy has hit 66 HRs in five ML seasons
more imprtantly he has like a ..300 .342 .480 .822
not a terrible player but he makes 4M and he sure ain’t Dunner
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Give me Tracy
And like Scherzer or Parker and I’m thinkin about it
by kennythered on Jul 30, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Keppinger is not impressed
by your cheering.
Seriously…can we bring Janish back up?
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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
BP would had that one. Wake up Dusty - Gonzo ain't comin' back
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Why?
His arm doesn’t hurt yet?
82 wins is gonna change everything!
by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
And Humberto hasn't had a fluke hit like that since Foucault's Pendulum
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
nice!
Though Eco doesn’t use the “H”.
that’s my favorite book though. Well done.
Shit.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Wrote a proposal a few years ago
for a paper on Burgess’ annotations for FP. Little interest.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
back-to-back
at least all the runs that are about to score will be unearned
Damnit Dusty
You always leave the damned starter in too long!
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
SHIIIIIIIITTTTTT
Lemme guess, no one warming?
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
BOHICA.
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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Quick poll
Which is worse, anal fissures or a testicular fracture?
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
That thing that Felix Pie had
was none too pleasant neither.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
from a story about it
“it happened early in camp, but Pie had the problem reduced manually, sources said, and was able to continue playing.”
Wonder what that cost.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Well Monty,
gotta go with the cracked nut.
82 wins is gonna change everything!
by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah... but nobody here has them...
Umm… somebody does.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 30, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
And tentative about the spinoff show.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Only
If I turn too much water into wine and things get a little butchy.
W.W.Q.S.Y.D?----What Would the Queer Son Of Yaweh Do?
"Yahweh"
by the weh
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
You're fabulous
the robes, the beard, the foot fetish, everything
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Good Choice - The North shall prevail
Get your head in the Game Lincoln
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
1 ER for the night, for Volquez
This town’s love affair with Keppinger is falling apart faster than Audrina and Justin-Bobby.
...?
the good folks here don’t let me just have the ”..?”. But ..?
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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Caleb knows what I'm talking about
Right big guy?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Kepp shoulda never had to try and play SS
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Everyone was wondering why the Astros think they're not sellers this year
It’s because they play the Reds 304 more times this season.
He goes through Astros
like they were generals for the Army of the Potomac.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
not enough jokes about the Civil War
Hasn’t enough time passed by?
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
I don't get it
but btw, anyone see Volquez smiling after Bako visited him after Kepp’s 2nd error.
I think Bako said “we’re up 6, you have no more ERs to give. So just do whatever the hell you want”
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
eh, ment to reply to the 19.1 scoreless innings bit
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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Too bad his manager suck so much
Tonight’s game is further evidence of how poor management decisions (or lack there of) can really screw up a game
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Thats SUCKS so much
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
AndyFan
Not really doing a whole lot to persuade Dusty to give him more PT. He should try whatever CoPat’s doing.
Laugh for sure LOL
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Hope
I guess there’s still August. Who’s gonna claim him off waivers?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Does Bob C remind you of Benny Hill?
I think that should be his nick name. Plus, the theme song also works with the absurdity of the organization.
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
The last time the storm rolls in for this team?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Weathers' last game as a Red
plz plz plz
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Stormy do your stuff..but make it easier than the last 43 times
Bob DOES not look like Benny – he is Benny Hill
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
wow, I've been doing too much internet speak here
I need to stop watching the Reds with y’all.
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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome.
Getting the most out of that BBRef subscription, eh Caleb?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Brocail is rocking the Goose Gossage
and I thought Doug retired like, twice, by now.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Do you think Goose's Cooperstown plaque
is with the alternates in the ladies’ room?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
splat
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
BP trying to get his ass picked off again
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Could it be His last at bat
Not quite a De Vinci but…

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
If it is, he's going out the way he'll be remembered
Although his strikeout did move the runner over. That’s playing the game the right way!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Get em on get em over.....
you know the rest.
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah
Dusty’s gut told him that ball would get booted. Matsui was due, Dusty math said so.
82 wins is gonna change everything!
by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
but
can he handle hitting third every day?
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
The Reds are trying to score the Counselor Stennis way
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did he have a poor excuse for a goatee, too?
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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
apropos of nothing,
Majewski’s wiki picture makes me giggle:![]()
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
You know
where Leatherpants got Krivsky.
82 wins is gonna change everything!
by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Glad you like it
I took that photo and gave it to Wikipedia.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Almost as funny as Bako still being in this game
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
ok
now that its not a save opp, I’m gonna bounce.
Nighty night y’all. Finally.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Not so fast...

This thing isn’t won yet…
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
the outlaw danny graves
I left a game at Great American against the Astros in early ‘05 in the top of the ninth and the Reds were winning comfortably. It was a while until we finally heard the fireworks. A long time.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey look, it's the greatest pinch hitter to ever live
At least we know he’s not going anywhere.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
he's a machine. he cannot die.
like Wall-E, he will continue to perform his directive doggedly. He will be a vastly overrated pinch hitter until well after the nuclear Armageddon.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Keef Richards, Cockroaches and the LLM
82 wins is gonna change everything!
by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah the ever popular LLM..make these fuckers pay for Dusty's stupidity Javy
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
I just thank god
battlekow and the Brewers have their hands full with the Cubs tonight.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Coco in
Of course, the next 4 days will be save situations now.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
He does need some work
Why not give it to him with a 4 run lead so he can get his mojo back? I don’t mind this move.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Plus, day off tomorrow
Plus, the next series is against the Nats, so god willing, not too many save situations.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
The Coco Mojo?

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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I really liked his Clone Wars movies
And see no reason why Lucas is putting out this new movie, covering the Clone Wars again.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
if the words Dunn for Tracy are printed tomorrow
consider me suicidal
by thedecline19 on Jul 30, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
If they aren't going to sign him.....
they need to get something for him.
http://www.redsminorleagues.com and http://www.RedsPitchFX.com
understand that,
i’d rather have them sign him.
by thedecline19 on Jul 30, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
but if thats not in the cards
and regardless of whether we think its a good/bad move, if they aren’t planning on it, give me Chad Tracy over 2 draft picks.
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What the hell is this, LGT???
We use subject lines here at Red Reporter
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
This deep into the game thread, my computer just starts doing what it wants
If I try to fix it, it freezes up. Not so much worth the headache. But getting compared to LGT! feels like Smooth Jesus just punched me in the crotch.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Bah...
At LGT we’d never be allowed to say fuck and post pics like this:
82 wins is gonna change everything!
by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I like this idea.
They have a lot of pieces to give up.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
what were the Rays offering for Bay
anyone know? I imagine it would be similar for Dunn
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
meh.
though Niemann would probably be the only player you could get back in a trade bigger than Dunn.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Coco throws 3 pitches 96, then a 98 then another 96 and gets the DP
LUCKY
Lets end it now
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
I thought the baby stayed until back to back wins?
And an off day in between. Ouch.
Fun Walt quote, via Fay's blog
I don’t think he’s doing his job.
“I’d be surprised if something happens,” he said. “It’s been pretty quiet. I’ve called some teams just to talk. But everyone’s saying it’s quiet.”
Calling teams just to talk?
Josh Byrnes: Hello?
Walt Jocketty: This is Walt Jocketty, from the Reds!
JB: Hey, Walt! I need a slugging outfielder…
WJ: How’s it going, man?
JB: Uhh… good. Is Adam Dunn available?
WJ: Whoa whoa whoa, I didn’t call you about business… I just wanted to talk!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Uh put the friggin' baby in the trunk of car until after 4:00pm tomorrow
Maybe that along with prayers to Cool God ( and Gay Jesus if you outed)
And sacrificing Corey Patterson the Bats will keep Adam Cunn around
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Adam Cunn?
I don’t know him, but his name is razor sharp.
82 wins is gonna change everything!
by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoops - Sorry Slyde..thank god crolfer isn't around tonight
BTW not a single Megan Fox photo tonight?
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Once again, the basket is effective.
FREEEEDOMMM!!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Dunner batting .313 in July with 12 HRs?!?
Okay, nobody’s allowed to dog him anymore. That’s fucking amazing.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
no dogging?
What about all the rallies that he killed?
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
But how many strikeouts does he have compared to Chad Tracy?
And how many errors did Tracy have tonight?
Advantage Chad Tracy.
BTW
Why isn’t Ramon Geronimo a Red right now? The guy is 24 years old and has given up 22 hits in 46 innings.
stuff doesn't project too great
however Roenicke on the other hand…..
http://www.redsminorleagues.com and http://www.RedsPitchFX.com
Reds win
Puts me in the mood for some groovy tunes. Maybe an Ode To Joy?
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Congratulations EV
On a non-quality start (unofficial stat). 5 runs (one earned) just won’t cut it.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 31, 2008 12:03 AM EDT reply actions

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