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Game 109 Thread: Part 2

Lively thread tonight for reasons unbeknownst to anyone.  Let's play two!

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Babar, Slyde, really?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Slyde doesn't remind you

of the founder of the Mughal dynasty? Not even in the chin?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh by the way, in long overdue response to your questioning my Islamic History focuses

I’m mainly an Iranian guy, but I love the Ottomans too

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Savafid? Qajar? Massadegh?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mainly the Shahs, Mossadegh, and the Ayatollahs

But I like the Safavids and Qajars b/c their isn’t a lot written about them

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking that wednesday is usually the most lively night

but I have no facts or anything to back me up. If only I could talk to the person who is in the top left corner of this site…

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

JD's been gone for a while

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

he and sukr rip

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

geez, I forgot the name sukr

its been so long

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is like Boromir

the first guy out of the Fellowship of the Ring. Every one forgets him

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

or everyone decides not to read those nerd books

also that

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boromir?

More like, Bore-omir! Right?

Right?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like the Silly-marillion!

...oh god, I’ve given away too much

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent

do you have the new one?

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was "Strike Three!" on every pitch earlier

now he’s yelling something about “softball” and Griffey sucking

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are usually no off-days on Wednesday

so that may be something…

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

1st

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

when we go out to that bar, i'm going to call first

That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!

by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if I do first!

Good god, it’ll look like a retard game of shotgun. Running to get in the door and scream “first!”.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

BK will make it his first and last outing with us

That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!

by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I’ll be the one calling “last” as we leave. Yep.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

shortstop?

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.

by havanaconnect on Jul 30, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi Kids

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi Uncle Caleb

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Voltron can swing ze bat - no?

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, thats a lot of Bruces in the audience

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

darn

at least that was a lot of pitches

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

good dusty

no bunt

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Surprised I am

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

mmmm.....Jesus Cheeto

a.k.a. “Cheesus”

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I like how that is from Fox online

no other comment.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

MMM - 8 pitch K

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

608!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

JR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

MMM - 3r HR

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

junya

when was the last time he went upper deck?!?

by obc2 on Jul 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

long time me thinks

no slow bat on that one

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope he yells at Brantley again

That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!

by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope he makes it a habit

wake up, get out of bed, put in the contacts, than curse to Brantley’s face.

Shoot, I hope I make that MY habit.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently

no broadcasters are allowed in the players’ lounge or dining room anymore due to his comments and Griffey’s reaction

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that should read

“are NOT allowed”

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

no broadcasters are not allowed?

so they just pack the place? Is THAT where JD is? MixFMKyle, too?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't make my thoughts clear

I am too disortiented seeing as how the reds have a 5-0 lead

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

CTR or Fay clarified

that announcers/reporters have never been allowed in the players’ lounge. And it’s a common rule with every team.

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know

Where they do the “Marty talks to Dusty before the game” bit? And yes, I’m ashamed.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tracer could not agree with you less

He says that it is a HUGE problem and that he has never seen a clubhouse that was closed to the announcers…...and he knows everything

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

he did play the game

That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!

by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just ask him

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't even have to ask

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

He was the best crappy player that he ever new!

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you can't be the best of the best

at least be best of the worst

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

he must feel threatened by corey patterson

That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!

by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, right

and next your going to tell me that Joe Morgan played a “moneyball style” of baseball

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Radio or playing?,,he thinks they were both great

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, playing

‘86: .349/.406/.453 134 OPS+
‘87: .290/.333/.437 99 OPS+ (157 TB)
‘88: .295/.358/.371 107 OPS+

to be fair, he only had around 100 PAs in ‘86 and his numbers in ‘88 sucked until he was traded to Montreal, where he kicked a little ass.

But his ‘87 season is something Corey Patterson has no shot of matching this season.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe one of the Stowes let him in

forgetting that Brantley wasn’t still a player.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I mean

It is Wandy Rodriguez. Looks like we finally realized that.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

but I thought everyone knows it's wandy

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty's more of a Van Morrison fan

The Association can go fuck itself, as far as he’s concerned.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently Dusty didn't notice that Corey Patterson was in a 1-28 slump

because he wasn’t striking out. I don’t even think a preacher man’s boy could teach Dusty about on base percentage.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent

do you have the new one

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Astros say that Griffey is a guess hitter who guessed right

well, yeah, I’m sure everyone guesses “fastball down the middle” then.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

608 correct guesses

He’s like that chick in “Chips Ahoy.”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yes old man

keep hitting, you and Dunn are our only offense right now

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Well maybe we could keep Jr. and just play him in the 2nd half of 09

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for #32, please, are you watching Bob?

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, Junior and Dunn are the worst.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

horrible out call

not even close

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey there flyboy

Fancy meeting you here.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

um, why steal?

doesn’t Dunn have more HRs and 2Bs than singles?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

well, 6-0 instead of 7-0

so I can’t complain too much. But COME ON!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

DUNN!

BOOM…....OUTTA HERE!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Home Run

that bull crap call cost us a run

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

TRADE HIM ALREADY JEEZ HE'S USELESS

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAMMMMMMM

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't phase Dusty

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Called it...and Dustballs called for the steal

that good DLOA

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

To be fair

BP attempts to steal EVERY time he is on base ahead of Dunn.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

MORAL VICTORY!

HERE WE COME

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

and we don't need TheTroy Hawkins to do it!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Phillips hadn't gotten thrown out

Dunn wouldn’t have bothered to homer.

everyone knows this

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

thought the same thing I did

but far quicker. Clearly I need an MRI

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

something about them is clearly off. He probably doesn’t have an offspeed pitch.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two HR for Dunn, two runs

See? All he does is hit solo shots!

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

ED E!! DAMN!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

If Adam Dunn is traded after this display - thismonth's production

Then Fat Vegas Alan will have to commit suicide.

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

yessir!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Edwin Elpidio Encarnacion, man.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Slow Down there cowboys we still got two moths left!

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Golf clap

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

woo hoo EdE

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

This is why Dusty has Dunn and EdE batting 5th and 6th

To sneak up on the other team’s pitchers

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

My beard is bushy with pride!

Which is just coincidence and inconsequential.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

sick bastard.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we win tonight the baby can come out..but you gott put in the trunk of the car overnight to be sure

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Votto 2 for 3 We be jammin'

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

bako=defaulted on his loan

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ben, good to meet ya!

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

crapoodle

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

and now we are none the richer

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate that guy

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

for giving in to your hate.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Reds fans

why so serious?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

The adverts on the "Fowl Poles" are horrendous

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you say adverts?

I thought you were from ohio

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Jul 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

even better

he’s from kentucky!

That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!

by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but he lives in Cheviot

so he’s edjumacated.

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

too many d's

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see rat tails at the local grocery

Can you say that?

And have you ever heard someone outside Kroger say, “Girl, it was a straight white trash riot up in White Castle!!”?

That’s what I thought, mister.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I don’t leave my mom’s basement, so I don’t interact with humans.

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, Mom doesn't have a basement!

Where the hell are U?

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck!

That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!

by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm cultured?

Technically I’m from Kentucky. Made it to Ohio via Texas/Mississippi/Hawaii/Kentucky2.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.

by havanaconnect on Jul 30, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Madville already said that

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I like visual reinforcement…

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.

by havanaconnect on Jul 30, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

from MLB trade rumors

8:29pm: Here’s the latest. MLB.com says we’re moving closer to the three-team deal. The Pirates could receive a minor leaguer from the Red Sox. Dejan Kovacevic says the Pirates would receive four or more prospects for Bay, as well as Hermida. John Grabow could end up in Boston or Florida. Perrotto says it could be expanded to have Jed Lowrie go to Pittsburgh and Jack Wilson to Boston. The Bucs also like Red Sox prospect Hunter Jones.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

hmm

Jed Lowrie is a nice pickup.

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a safe bet

walt jocketty doesn’t have any of those teams’ phone numbers.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on Jul 30, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manny is like the bf/gf everyone has had at some point

Hot as hell, great in the sack, but every now and then loses their fucking mind and acts retarded for about 72 hours. After a while you get tired of it and tell ‘em to hit the road. Or marry them and split up five years later, whatever.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

hot as hell, great in the sack

yeah, I know what you mean. We’ve all had that one, amiright?

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keppinger, please

turn a double play. I’d love it.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Voltron doesn't heart Kepp

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that this has sort of slowed down, I have a question to ask

Natasha Kai, yes or no:

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

also,

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soccer player: yes

Person to hang out with: yes
Romantic partner: I’ve seen better pictures of her face.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

puh-lease

you jump that shat, bro.

thats how loveland folk roll…

by obc2 on Jul 30, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely...that's adult fare

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this english?

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The English women's team sucks

But many of the Premier League clubs are developing women’s teams that are associated with them. Pretty cool, and could be a rival for the re-forming Women’s Professional League in the US.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Professional Women?

That’ll be the day.

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't stop listening to Fox Confessor

such an amazing album.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

(This is for boobs as well)

I counter with Amy Millan.

Her solo album is pretty good, but work with Stars is breathtaking.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent

do you have the new one?

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

"the dark angel of spellbinding imagery"

who the fuck writes up this stuff?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know this girl but she has the look of a fundamentalist preacher's daughter

Nice Rack…love the brain dead stare, bet she’s a screamer

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're

sarcasticating, right?

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.

by havanaconnect on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like you'd be a huge fan

of Zombie Strippers

(IMDB link = no worries, yall)

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beats the heck out of

Gay Zombies

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neko Case

has one of the most beautiful and powerful voices I’ve ever heard live. Probably the most. When she screams, she screams like a ‘68 Charger with the 440.

soul expanding

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I'm drunk and a fucking idiot!!!"

What do I win? :)

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

no kidding

1000 bonus points

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luck you - i've had nary a brew

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

wha, really?

this could be fun. Don’t you all remember the Rick Asadoorian experiment?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard that, yeah

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.

by havanaconnect on Jul 30, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manny deal might be done

8:50pm: Will Carroll believes the Commissioner’s Office has been informed of a Red Sox-Pirates-Marlins trade even though the teams haven’t agreed on the prospects. Here’s how he sees it:

Marlins get Manny Ramirez, one prospect (BOS), and cash (likely Ramirez’s remaining salary)
Pirates get Jeremy Hermida and three prospects (two FLO, one BOS)
Red Sox get Jason Bay and John Grabow

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

good deal

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

until the 2009 World Series

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't know

but apparently Edmonds took another cortisone shot on Sunday so I guess he is still an injury risk

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know he's the only Mariner with an OPS+ >100

the whole “goin for it in 08” thing failed quite epically.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

18>7

I can live with that

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

you ice cream cone seven?

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

worth mentioning

that the Pirates, depending on the prospects, could actually get BETTER. wow.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wonder what we could get for Dunn...

Besides a one way ticket to the basement of the NL Central.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

not that I want him to go

but aren’t we already there?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'll shut your smart mouth, if you know what's good for you!

But yeah, this team would just be impossible to watch without him.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun Question

The Marlins won’t be excercising that option, so where does Manny end up next year? Dodgers?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pirates did well with this one

If they get some decent prospects. My guess is Hermida out performs Bay from here on our for the rest of their careers anyway.

by kennythered on Jul 30, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

...and we injured Carlos Lee

so this series wasn’t a complete waste of time.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

El Caballo

getting the ol’ Eight Belles treatment.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that a put down?

(am I allowed to do puns?)

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, this is the most bogus 2-on 0-out ever.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

well

it is his last night as a RED!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 30, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

God we'd better all start praying to the baseball diety - Cool God that you are wrong

What say you Cool God…do you hear our plea?

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we need to sacrifice something.

a chicken or COPat

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Dusty

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 30, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Uncle Jocko

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw that

If he is traded after a 2 hr night while leading the majors in hrs, the shit is gonna fucking hit the fan. You will see me next in spring training

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

EdE will hit some missiles foul

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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Great AB..this guy is coming into his own.

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you're trying to be prescient

it helps to type before it happens.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, i just calls 'em as I sees 'em. he's get better and better..ergo

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vottomatic!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

beached whale slide by Dunn

I’ll take it.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pointer Sisters....Right?

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam "Pete Rose" Dunn

Jesus, this really might be his last game

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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

All right I'll even pray to Gay Jesus. if you think it will help

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You go ahead and pray, baby. I’ll give you a rub down and we’ll see where the trade talks go.

W.W.Q.S.Y.D?----What Would the Queer Son Of Yaweh Do?

by Gay Jesus on Jul 30, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

Where have you been rabbi?

...and then I said...hello to YOU rabbi...

by gaymoses on Jul 30, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just

finishing up a bunch of meetings with Charlie Weiss before summer two-a-days.

I heart Man Mounting.

by Gay Jesus on Jul 30, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

We could

use some help at Brandeis

...and then I said...hello to YOU rabbi...

by gaymoses on Jul 30, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it actually is

I call for a protest thread tomorrow in lieu of an actual game thread

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoops

I’d been in for a surprise tomorrow night then eh?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

D-backs offering Chad Tracy for Dunn

according to John Heyman. Jocko denies talking to anyone about Dunn or any other players

He also says “another NL team” is inquiring about Dunn

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha

Give me the 2 draft picks

by kennythered on Jul 30, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great!

Let’s actually toss in EdE so Tracy’d have a chance to play everyday. Maybe Arroyo too so that we can shed some payroll.

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mean while Bako has returned to normal at the bat.

Methinks we could use a catcher…?

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanigan?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 30, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Allyson?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give him a trial

why not, can’t be any worse than what we got

by kennythered on Jul 30, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evenin' All

that Dunn sho’do stink.

82 wins is gonna change everything!

by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Word

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hunter Fricken Pence

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Replay inconclusive

But I think he stayed on the bag.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

boo! bad call

almost as bad as trading Dunn for…Chad Tracy?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Tracy! Tracy! Tracy! Tracy! Tracy!

Mind if I call you Dick?

You probably don’t even remember that movie.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

walnuts are good for the memory

and the liver

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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well Chad Tracy has hit 66 HRs in five ML seasons

more imprtantly he has like a ..300 .342 .480 .822
not a terrible player but he makes 4M and he sure ain’t Dunner

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Give me Tracy

And like Scherzer or Parker and I’m thinkin about it

by kennythered on Jul 30, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

COMMON EDINSON!

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Keppinger is not impressed

by your cheering.

Seriously…can we bring Janish back up?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

well shit

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

damn it Kepp

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

BP would had that one. Wake up Dusty - Gonzo ain't comin' back

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pull V now

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Why?

His arm doesn’t hurt yet?

82 wins is gonna change everything!

by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Too bad Dusty hasn’t really thought about it yet.

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice!

Though Eco doesn’t use the “H”.

that’s my favorite book though. Well done.

Shit.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrote a proposal a few years ago

for a paper on Burgess’ annotations for FP. Little interest.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

back-to-back

at least all the runs that are about to score will be unearned

by bengalred on Jul 30, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit Dusty

You always leave the damned starter in too long!

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

SHIIIIIIIITTTTTT

Lemme guess, no one warming?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

...ruh roh

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

and

Ty Fucking Wigginton? Really, Wagon?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ty Wiggington

don’t let him beat ya.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

here we go again............

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

BOHICA.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

YET

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He hasn't

I’m holding my breath on this pitching change.

by Brian B on Jul 30, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, for shit's sake

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

Anal Fissures don’t seem to slow him down.

82 wins is gonna change everything!

by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Quick poll

Which is worse, anal fissures or a testicular fracture?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

from a story about it

“it happened early in camp, but Pie had the problem reduced manually, sources said, and was able to continue playing.”

Wonder what that cost.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well Monty,

gotta go with the cracked nut.

82 wins is gonna change everything!

by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah... but nobody here has them...

Umm… somebody does.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

And tentative about the spinoff show.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only

If I turn too much water into wine and things get a little butchy.

W.W.Q.S.Y.D?----What Would the Queer Son Of Yaweh Do?

by Gay Jesus on Jul 30, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Yahweh"

by the weh

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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're fabulous

the robes, the beard, the foot fetish, everything

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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Choice - The North shall prevail

Get your head in the Game Lincoln

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

1 ER for the night, for Volquez

This town’s love affair with Keppinger is falling apart faster than Audrina and Justin-Bobby.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

...?

the good folks here don’t let me just have the ”..?”. But ..?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kepp shoulda never had to try and play SS

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And an out on the 4th.

Interesting approach to Bermkan.

by Brian B on Jul 30, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He goes through Astros

like they were generals for the Army of the Potomac.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

not enough jokes about the Civil War

Hasn’t enough time passed by?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 30, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank the lawd

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't get it

but btw, anyone see Volquez smiling after Bako visited him after Kepp’s 2nd error.

I think Bako said “we’re up 6, you have no more ERs to give. So just do whatever the hell you want”

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh, ment to reply to the 19.1 scoreless innings bit

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that 19.1 scoreless innings?

damn he’s good

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Too bad his manager suck so much

Tonight’s game is further evidence of how poor management decisions (or lack there of) can really screw up a game

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats SUCKS so much

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

AndyFan

Not really doing a whole lot to persuade Dusty to give him more PT. He should try whatever CoPat’s doing.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Laugh for sure LOL

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

you think?

or hope?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hope

I guess there’s still August. Who’s gonna claim him off waivers?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does Bob C remind you of Benny Hill?

I think that should be his nick name. Plus, the theme song also works with the absurdity of the organization.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

The last time the storm rolls in for this team?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Weathers' last game as a Red

plz plz plz

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Stormy do your stuff..but make it easier than the last 43 times

Bob DOES not look like Benny – he is Benny Hill

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

DUNN HAS AN ERROR

OMGZ TRADE HIM!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, I've been doing too much internet speak here

I need to stop watching the Reds with y’all.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunn

career high, by one, for most home runs before August 1

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome.

Getting the most out of that BBRef subscription, eh Caleb?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

I luvs it I does

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

moral victories

one inning at a time

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Adam

Give me one more. Because I’ve got 32 that says FLUKE.

by Brian B on Jul 30, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Brocail is rocking the Goose Gossage

and I thought Doug retired like, twice, by now.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you think Goose's Cooperstown plaque

is with the alternates in the ladies’ room?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

splat

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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could it be His last at bat

Not quite a De Vinci but…

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

If it is, he's going out the way he'll be remembered

Although his strikeout did move the runner over. That’s playing the game the right way!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get em on get em over.....

you know the rest.

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Dusty’s gut told him that ball would get booted. Matsui was due, Dusty math said so.

82 wins is gonna change everything!

by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

That RF arm is almost as bad as our RF arm.

82 wins is gonna change everything!

by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

but

can he handle hitting third every day?

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

did he have a poor excuse for a goatee, too?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

apropos of nothing,

Majewski’s wiki picture makes me giggle:

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

"Shove it where?"

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know

where Leatherpants got Krivsky.

82 wins is gonna change everything!

by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad you like it

I took that photo and gave it to Wikipedia.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 31, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Precisely why

Votto should not bat 7th.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on Jul 30, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost as funny as Bako still being in this game

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

ok

now that its not a save opp, I’m gonna bounce.

Nighty night y’all. Finally.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Not so fast...

This thing isn’t won yet…

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

the outlaw danny graves

I left a game at Great American against the Astros in early ‘05 in the top of the ninth and the Reds were winning comfortably. It was a while until we finally heard the fireworks. A long time.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey look, it's the greatest pinch hitter to ever live

At least we know he’s not going anywhere.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

LLM

A valued Red till the day he dies

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope it's soon

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a machine. he cannot die.

like Wall-E, he will continue to perform his directive doggedly. He will be a vastly overrated pinch hitter until well after the nuclear Armageddon.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah the ever popular LLM..make these fuckers pay for Dusty's stupidity Javy

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

It's time

for a fat sex’splosion.

82 wins is gonna change everything!

by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL LOL

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just thank god

battlekow and the Brewers have their hands full with the Cubs tonight.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Brewers

Bout to lose 3 in a row

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

COPATT! YES!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Coco in

Of course, the next 4 days will be save situations now.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

He does need some work

Why not give it to him with a 4 run lead so he can get his mojo back? I don’t mind this move.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus, day off tomorrow

Plus, the next series is against the Nats, so god willing, not too many save situations.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I forgot about the off day. This isn’t so bad.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um... what mojo?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Coco Mojo?

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really liked his Clone Wars movies

And see no reason why Lucas is putting out this new movie, covering the Clone Wars again.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunn out of the game. I’m so nervous that it’s a trade and not just a 9th inning thing.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

If they aren't going to sign him.....

they need to get something for him.

http://www.redsminorleagues.com and http://www.RedsPitchFX.com

by dougdirt on Jul 30, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

understand that,

i’d rather have them sign him.

by thedecline19 on Jul 30, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

but if thats not in the cards

and regardless of whether we think its a good/bad move, if they aren’t planning on it, give me Chad Tracy over 2 draft picks.

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by dougdirt on Jul 30, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell is this, LGT???

We use subject lines here at Red Reporter

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

This deep into the game thread, my computer just starts doing what it wants

If I try to fix it, it freezes up. Not so much worth the headache. But getting compared to LGT! feels like Smooth Jesus just punched me in the crotch.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bah...

At LGT we’d never be allowed to say fuck and post pics like this:

82 wins is gonna change everything!

by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LOL'd

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand

This comment alone took 30 seconds

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet DP

thank God!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 30, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I like this idea.

They have a lot of pieces to give up.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

what were the Rays offering for Bay

anyone know? I imagine it would be similar for Dunn

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brignac/Niemann

That’s not so bad.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh.

though Niemann would probably be the only player you could get back in a trade bigger than Dunn.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coco throws 3 pitches 96, then a 98 then another 96 and gets the DP

LUCKY
Lets end it now

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

belongs to the Reds

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun Walt quote, via Fay's blog

I don’t think he’s doing his job.

“I’d be surprised if something happens,” he said. “It’s been pretty quiet. I’ve called some teams just to talk. But everyone’s saying it’s quiet.”

Calling teams just to talk?

Josh Byrnes: Hello?
Walt Jocketty: This is Walt Jocketty, from the Reds!
JB: Hey, Walt! I need a slugging outfielder…
WJ: How’s it going, man?
JB: Uhh… good. Is Adam Dunn available?
WJ: Whoa whoa whoa, I didn’t call you about business… I just wanted to talk!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh put the friggin' baby in the trunk of car until after 4:00pm tomorrow

Maybe that along with prayers to Cool God ( and Gay Jesus if you outed)
And sacrificing Corey Patterson the Bats will keep Adam Cunn around

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Cunn?

I don’t know him, but his name is razor sharp.

82 wins is gonna change everything!

by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cunn goes deep every night

with the ladies

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoops - Sorry Slyde..thank god crolfer isn't around tonight

BTW not a single Megan Fox photo tonight?

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once again, the basket is effective.

FREEEEDOMMM!!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunner batting .313 in July with 12 HRs?!?

Okay, nobody’s allowed to dog him anymore. That’s fucking amazing.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

no dogging?

What about all the rallies that he killed?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 30, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

But how many strikeouts does he have compared to Chad Tracy?

And how many errors did Tracy have tonight?

Advantage Chad Tracy.

by Brian B on Jul 30, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW

Why isn’t Ramon Geronimo a Red right now? The guy is 24 years old and has given up 22 hits in 46 innings.

by Brian B on Jul 30, 2008 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

stuff doesn't project too great

however Roenicke on the other hand…..

http://www.redsminorleagues.com and http://www.RedsPitchFX.com

by dougdirt on Jul 30, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reds win

Puts me in the mood for some groovy tunes. Maybe an Ode To Joy?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Congratulations EV

On a non-quality start (unofficial stat). 5 runs (one earned) just won’t cut it.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 31, 2008 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

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