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Game 109 Thread: Part 2

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Lively thread tonight for reasons unbeknownst to anyone.  Let's play two!

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Babar, Slyde, really?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slyde doesn't remind you

of the founder of the Mughal dynasty? Not even in the chin?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh by the way, in long overdue response to your questioning my Islamic History focuses

I’m mainly an Iranian guy, but I love the Ottomans too

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 9:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Savafid? Qajar? Massadegh?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mainly the Shahs, Mossadegh, and the Ayatollahs

But I like the Safavids and Qajars b/c their isn’t a lot written about them

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 9:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm thinking that wednesday is usually the most lively night

but I have no facts or anything to back me up. If only I could talk to the person who is in the top left corner of this site…

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JD's been gone for a while

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he and sukr rip

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

geez, I forgot the name sukr

its been so long

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he is like Boromir

the first guy out of the Fellowship of the Ring. Every one forgets him

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or everyone decides not to read those nerd books

also that

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Boromir?

More like, Bore-omir! Right?

Right?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

More like the Silly-marillion!

...oh god, I’ve given away too much

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

excellent

do you have the new one?

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it was "Strike Three!" on every pitch earlier

now he’s yelling something about “softball” and Griffey sucking

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there are usually no off-days on Wednesday

so that may be something…

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1st

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

when we go out to that bar, i'm going to call first

That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!

by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not if I do first!

Good god, it’ll look like a retard game of shotgun. Running to get in the door and scream “first!”.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BK will make it his first and last outing with us

That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!

by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah.

I’ll be the one calling “last” as we leave. Yep.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 9:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shortstop?

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.

by havanaconnect on Jul 30, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hi Kids

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hi Uncle Caleb

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice dribbler by Bruce

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Voltron can swing ze bat - no?

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow, thats a lot of Bruces in the audience

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kepp needs to flat out hit here

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

darn

at least that was a lot of pitches

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good dusty

no bunt

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Surprised I am

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mmmm.....Jesus Cheeto

a.k.a. “Cheesus”

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like how that is from Fox online

no other comment.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MMM - 8 pitch K

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

608!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MMM - 3r HR

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

junya

when was the last time he went upper deck?!?

by obc2 on Jul 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

long time me thinks

no slow bat on that one

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

#608..get outta here Sosa

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope he yells at Brantley again

That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!

by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope he makes it a habit

wake up, get out of bed, put in the contacts, than curse to Brantley’s face.

Shoot, I hope I make that MY habit.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

apparently

no broadcasters are allowed in the players’ lounge or dining room anymore due to his comments and Griffey’s reaction

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that should read

“are NOT allowed”

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no broadcasters are not allowed?

so they just pack the place? Is THAT where JD is? MixFMKyle, too?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can't make my thoughts clear

I am too disortiented seeing as how the reds have a 5-0 lead

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CTR or Fay clarified

that announcers/reporters have never been allowed in the players’ lounge. And it’s a common rule with every team.

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does anyone know

Where they do the “Marty talks to Dusty before the game” bit? And yes, I’m ashamed.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tracer could not agree with you less

He says that it is a HUGE problem and that he has never seen a clubhouse that was closed to the announcers…...and he knows everything

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he did play the game

That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!

by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just ask him

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You don't even have to ask

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

True

He was the best crappy player that he ever new!

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if you can't be the best of the best

at least be best of the worst

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he must feel threatened by corey patterson

That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!

by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, right

and next your going to tell me that Joe Morgan played a “moneyball style” of baseball

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Radio or playing?,,he thinks they were both great

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, playing

‘86: .349/.406/.453 134 OPS+
‘87: .290/.333/.437 99 OPS+ (157 TB)
‘88: .295/.358/.371 107 OPS+

to be fair, he only had around 100 PAs in ‘86 and his numbers in ‘88 sucked until he was traded to Montreal, where he kicked a little ass.

But his ‘87 season is something Corey Patterson has no shot of matching this season.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe one of the Stowes let him in

forgetting that Brantley wasn’t still a player.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, I mean

It is Wandy Rodriguez. Looks like we finally realized that.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but I thought everyone knows it's wandy

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dusty's more of a Van Morrison fan

The Association can go fuck itself, as far as he’s concerned.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Apparently Dusty didn't notice that Corey Patterson was in a 1-28 slump

because he wasn’t striking out. I don’t even think a preacher man’s boy could teach Dusty about on base percentage.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

excellent

do you have the new one

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Astros say that Griffey is a guess hitter who guessed right

well, yeah, I’m sure everyone guesses “fastball down the middle” then.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

608 correct guesses

He’s like that chick in “Chips Ahoy.”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hell yes old man

keep hitting, you and Dunn are our only offense right now

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well maybe we could keep Jr. and just play him in the 2nd half of 09

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Time for #32, please, are you watching Bob?

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, Junior and Dunn are the worst.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

horrible out call

not even close

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey there flyboy

Fancy meeting you here.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

um, why steal?

doesn’t Dunn have more HRs and 2Bs than singles?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, 6-0 instead of 7-0

so I can’t complain too much. But COME ON!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DUNN!

BOOM…....OUTTA HERE!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Home Run

that bull crap call cost us a run

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TRADE HIM ALREADY JEEZ HE'S USELESS

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHAMMMMMMM

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bob C's pep talk must have helped

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Didn't phase Dusty

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Called it...and Dustballs called for the steal

that good DLOA

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To be fair

BP attempts to steal EVERY time he is on base ahead of Dunn.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MORAL VICTORY!

HERE WE COME

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and we don't need TheTroy Hawkins to do it!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Phillips hadn't gotten thrown out

Dunn wouldn’t have bothered to homer.

everyone knows this

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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thought the same thing I did

but far quicker. Clearly I need an MRI

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

something about them is clearly off. He probably doesn’t have an offspeed pitch.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Two HR for Dunn, two runs

See? All he does is hit solo shots!

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ED E!! DAMN!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Adam Dunn is traded after this display - thismonth's production

Then Fat Vegas Alan will have to commit suicide.

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yessir!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 30, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Edwin Elpidio Encarnacion, man.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slow Down there cowboys we still got two moths left!

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Golf clap

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

woo hoo EdE

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is why Dusty has Dunn and EdE batting 5th and 6th

To sneak up on the other team’s pitchers

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My beard is bushy with pride!

Which is just coincidence and inconsequential.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sick bastard.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If we win tonight the baby can come out..but you gott put in the trunk of the car overnight to be sure

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Votto 2 for 3 We be jammin'

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bako=defaulted on his loan

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ben, good to meet ya!

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

crapoodle

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and now we are none the richer

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate that guy

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Rec'd

for giving in to your hate.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey Reds fans

why so serious?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The adverts on the "Fowl Poles" are horrendous

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did you say adverts?

I thought you were from ohio

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Jul 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

even better

he’s from kentucky!

That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!

by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, but he lives in Cheviot

so he’s edjumacated.

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

too many d's

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I see rat tails at the local grocery

Can you say that?

And have you ever heard someone outside Kroger say, “Girl, it was a straight white trash riot up in White Castle!!”?

That’s what I thought, mister.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

I don’t leave my mom’s basement, so I don’t interact with humans.

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude, Mom doesn't have a basement!

Where the hell are U?

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck!

That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!

by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm cultured?

Technically I’m from Kentucky. Made it to Ohio via Texas/Mississippi/Hawaii/Kentucky2.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.

by havanaconnect on Jul 30, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Madville already said that

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

I like visual reinforcement…

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.

by havanaconnect on Jul 30, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gameday had that right down the middle

that accurate?

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on Jul 30, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

from MLB trade rumors

8:29pm: Here’s the latest. MLB.com says we’re moving closer to the three-team deal. The Pirates could receive a minor leaguer from the Red Sox. Dejan Kovacevic says the Pirates would receive four or more prospects for Bay, as well as Hermida. John Grabow could end up in Boston or Florida. Perrotto says it could be expanded to have Jed Lowrie go to Pittsburgh and Jack Wilson to Boston. The Bucs also like Red Sox prospect Hunter Jones.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmm

Jed Lowrie is a nice pickup.

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's a safe bet

walt jocketty doesn’t have any of those teams’ phone numbers.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on Jul 30, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Manny is like the bf/gf everyone has had at some point

Hot as hell, great in the sack, but every now and then loses their fucking mind and acts retarded for about 72 hours. After a while you get tired of it and tell ‘em to hit the road. Or marry them and split up five years later, whatever.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hot as hell, great in the sack

yeah, I know what you mean. We’ve all had that one, amiright?

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Keppinger, please

turn a double play. I’d love it.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Voltron doesn't heart Kepp

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by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

now that this has sort of slowed down, I have a question to ask

Natasha Kai, yes or no:

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

also,

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Soccer player: yes

Person to hang out with: yes
Romantic partner: I’ve seen better pictures of her face.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

puh-lease

you jump that shat, bro.

thats how loveland folk roll…

by obc2 on Jul 30, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Absolutely...that's adult fare

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is this english?

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The English women's team sucks

But many of the Premier League clubs are developing women’s teams that are associated with them. Pretty cool, and could be a rival for the re-forming Women’s Professional League in the US.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Professional Women?

That’ll be the day.

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can't stop listening to Fox Confessor

such an amazing album.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(This is for boobs as well)

I counter with Amy Millan.

Her solo album is pretty good, but work with Stars is breathtaking.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

excellent

do you have the new one?

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"the dark angel of spellbinding imagery"

who the fuck writes up this stuff?

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't know this girl but she has the look of a fundamentalist preacher's daughter

Nice Rack…love the brain dead stare, bet she’s a screamer

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by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're

sarcasticating, right?

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.

by havanaconnect on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sounds like you'd be a huge fan

of Zombie Strippers

(IMDB link = no worries, yall)

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Beats the heck out of

Gay Zombies

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Neko Case

has one of the most beautiful and powerful voices I’ve ever heard live. Probably the most. When she screams, she screams like a ‘68 Charger with the 440.

soul expanding

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"I'm drunk and a fucking idiot!!!"

What do I win? :)

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no kidding

1000 bonus points

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Luck you - i've had nary a brew

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by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wha, really?

this could be fun. Don’t you all remember the Rick Asadoorian experiment?

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I heard that, yeah

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.

by havanaconnect on Jul 30, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Manny deal might be done

8:50pm: Will Carroll believes the Commissioner’s Office has been informed of a Red Sox-Pirates-Marlins trade even though the teams haven’t agreed on the prospects. Here’s how he sees it:

Marlins get Manny Ramirez, one prospect (BOS), and cash (likely Ramirez’s remaining salary)
Pirates get Jeremy Hermida and three prospects (two FLO, one BOS)
Red Sox get Jason Bay and John Grabow

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good deal

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

until the 2009 World Series

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't know

but apparently Edmonds took another cortisone shot on Sunday so I guess he is still an injury risk

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you know he's the only Mariner with an OPS+ >100

the whole “goin for it in 08” thing failed quite epically.

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

18>7

I can live with that

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you ice cream cone seven?

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 10:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

worth mentioning

that the Pirates, depending on the prospects, could actually get BETTER. wow.

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wonder what we could get for Dunn...

Besides a one way ticket to the basement of the NL Central.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not that I want him to go

but aren’t we already there?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 10:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You'll shut your smart mouth, if you know what's good for you!

But yeah, this team would just be impossible to watch without him.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fun Question

The Marlins won’t be excercising that option, so where does Manny end up next year? Dodgers?

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pirates did well with this one

If they get some decent prospects. My guess is Hermida out performs Bay from here on our for the rest of their careers anyway.

by kennythered on Jul 30, 2008 10:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...and we injured Carlos Lee

so this series wasn’t a complete waste of time.

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

El Caballo

getting the ol’ Eight Belles treatment.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is that a put down?

(am I allowed to do puns?)

Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow, this is the most bogus 2-on 0-out ever.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well

it is his last night as a RED!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 30, 2008 10:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God we'd better all start praying to the baseball diety - Cool God that you are wrong

What say you Cool God…do you hear our plea?

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe we need to sacrifice something.

a chicken or COPat

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or Dusty

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 30, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or Uncle Jocko

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Screw that

If he is traded after a 2 hr night while leading the majors in hrs, the shit is gonna fucking hit the fan. You will see me next in spring training

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

EdE will hit some missiles foul

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great AB..this guy is coming into his own.

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if you're trying to be prescient

it helps to type before it happens.

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nah, i just calls 'em as I sees 'em. he's get better and better..ergo

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

huh?

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vottomatic!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 30, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

beached whale slide by Dunn

I’ll take it.

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pointer Sisters....Right?

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 10:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Adam "Pete Rose" Dunn

Jesus, this really might be his last game

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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All right I'll even pray to Gay Jesus. if you think it will help

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You go ahead and pray, baby. I’ll give you a rub down and we’ll see where the trade talks go.

W.W.Q.S.Y.D?----What Would the Queer Son Of Yaweh Do?

by Gay Jesus on Jul 30, 2008 10:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OMG

Where have you been rabbi?

...and then I said...hello to YOU rabbi...

by gaymoses on Jul 30, 2008 11:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just

finishing up a bunch of meetings with Charlie Weiss before summer two-a-days.

I heart Man Mounting.

by Gay Jesus on Jul 30, 2008 11:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We could

use some help at Brandeis

...and then I said...hello to YOU rabbi...

by gaymoses on Jul 30, 2008 11:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If it actually is

I call for a protest thread tomorrow in lieu of an actual game thread

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 10:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoops

I’d been in for a surprise tomorrow night then eh?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 10:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

D-backs offering Chad Tracy for Dunn

according to John Heyman. Jocko denies talking to anyone about Dunn or any other players

He also says “another NL team” is inquiring about Dunn

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 30, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haha

Give me the 2 draft picks

by kennythered on Jul 30, 2008 10:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great!

Let’s actually toss in EdE so Tracy’d have a chance to play everyday. Maybe Arroyo too so that we can shed some payroll.

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 30, 2008 10:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mean while Bako has returned to normal at the bat.

Methinks we could use a catcher…?

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hanigan?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 30, 2008 10:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Allyson?

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Give him a trial

why not, can’t be any worse than what we got

by kennythered on Jul 30, 2008 10:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Evenin' All

that Dunn sho’do stink.

82 wins is gonna change everything!

by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Word

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hunter Fricken Pence

1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.

-Eight Men Out

by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Replay inconclusive

But I think he stayed on the bag.

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

boo! bad call

almost as bad as trading Dunn for…Chad Tracy?

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tracy! Tracy! Tracy! Tracy! Tracy!

Mind if I call you Dick?

You probably don’t even remember that movie.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 10:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

walnuts are good for the memory

and the liver

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 10:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well Chad Tracy has hit 66 HRs in five ML seasons

more imprtantly he has like a ..300 .342 .480 .822
not a terrible player but he makes 4M and he sure ain’t Dunner

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Give me Tracy

And like Scherzer or Parker and I’m thinkin about it

by kennythered on Jul 30, 2008 10:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

COMMON EDINSON!

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Keppinger is not impressed

by your cheering.

Seriously…can we bring Janish back up?

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well shit

How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?

by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn it Kepp

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BP would had that one. Wake up Dusty - Gonzo ain't comin' back

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pull V now

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 30, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs