Game 109 Thread: Reds at Astros
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Time for Edinson to kick his nasty losing games habit
I’m going home to shave my beard. I haven’t trimmed it since the All-Star break, and am convinced that it holds the key to relieving the Reds’ woes.
Yes
I believe any and all of your hair follicles could reach base at at least a .240 clip
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Bad news, Reds fans
Seems my beard trimmer is on the fritz. Let’s hope the Casey Blake/Homeless Keppinger look will bring us luck tonight. At least it will keep us warm.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks for reminding me of the Casey Blake trade
it’s good to be reminded of another organization’s ineptitude
that our manager aspires to
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
at least Bob is there lending moral support.
Dusty Baker probably likes to kick cute little puppies too.
Yes! It's definitely basket time
And here’s the lineup from the Fay:
Jay Bruce cf
Jeff Keppinger ss
Ken Griffey Jr. rf
Brandon Phillips 2b
Adam Dunn lf
Edwin Encarnacion 3b
Joey Votto 1b
Paul Bako c
Edinson Volquez p
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Junyah in the 3 hole....
ah, fuck it. 79 wins here we come!
Dusty Baker probably likes to kick cute little puppies too.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn Pops
79 is optimistic. Dontcha think?
Call the stewardess, Vaughn. I need one of those bags..
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe
but I think they’re serious about this whole “go for a winning season” bullshit and they’re going to fall just short and even screw that up.
82 wins is gonna change everything!
by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm with ya Pops
With the sane old losing batting order…
Too bad Jerry Jr.’s not available….
Well at least we have dunner for one more night.
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Jerry Jr
i may be the only one, but im really not looking forward to him coming back. im afraid he will play just well enough for the rest of the season for Jocko and Dusty to want to sign him to a 3 year deal or something stupid like that.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 30, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Spot on!
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It's the Dodger Way...
...Dusty still receives the newsletter
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Charlie, I don't see Jerry Jr. as long term
but, when he’s been in the line up the Reds have been winning more than losing.
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
TSF Juan Castro is a Yankee-killer
He had a pinch-hit home run today. And an RBI single the other day.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I think the Packers have something.....
Lets keep Patterson on the payroll…....not let him play….refuse to trade him. Then no one will have to suffer the anal rape that Reds fan has had to endure. Then, maybe, the baseball Gods will forgive us for whatever it is that we have done.
Call the stewardess, Vaughn. I need one of those bags..
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Favre and Patterson are comparable
only in that they both increase my desire to do Vicodin
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone hear Lance go off on Bob today?
He was nearly out of breath and screaming. Basically called out the organization for not getting on top of the Griffey/Brantely/ throat slash (not issuing an apology and doing nothing to Griffey since it is a “family environment”) and the whole “moral support” rant was out of control…..but spot on.
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
Aparently the loose morals of the team is why we are losing.
He’s a genius!
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
in that case
I can’t imagine we’re helping the cause
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
What time was it on?
I saw the pretty nice rant on his blog today as well.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 30, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
that blog is blocked out at work
it’s labeled as a social networking site
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Have you seen the idiots that comment there now?
The social networking assessment is dead on.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 30, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
i've never commented on there
i just like to read lance and look at mo’s posts
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Same here.
I have enough fun dealing with the dolts over on the facebook application, I’m not about to jump bucket of idiot that’s “The Lot D”.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 30, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe i should check out your guys facebook thing...
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
It's crolfers.
I just argue over there :)
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by BK on Jul 30, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
crolfer, can you send me a link?
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
madville in 3...2...1...
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh... dude, I can send you a link
http://apps.facebook.com/cincinnatireds/
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 30, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks dude!
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, by the way.
I just started season 3 of Weeds. Umm… wow.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 30, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
how far are you into it?
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Just finished the first episode.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 30, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
cool....
it’s hard not to post spoilers, but season three leads to MAJOR changes in the show
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
also, Mary Louise Parker is insanely hot
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
And she’s in her 40’s… freaking amazing.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 30, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
she's not just hot
she’s cute too
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get it
Seriously. Where do you argue? “Discuss”?
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Yeah.
The smart people on there in action: One guy named “turkey” started a topic called “homer baley sucks”. His reasoning: “whhe let c.c. hit a homerun should the reds send him down yes or no you tell me”.
Yep, these are Reds fans.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 30, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Please, somebody tell me
that the Yahoo box score has the wrong lineup. Yep, it’s:
J. Bruce cf
J. Keppinger ss
K. Griffey Jr. rf
A. Phillips 2b
A. Dunn lf
E. Encarnacion 3b
J. Votto 1b
P. Bako c
E. Volquez p
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
only for one more day, though
trade deadline and all
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Hold On
ready or not. You live for the fight when its all that youve got
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
When I look at Lance's picture I see the pedophile within...
That guy’s right up there with Furman in my book.
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
why did andy furman get fired?
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to defend Furman
One genuinely nice person every time I dealt with him. Strange? Yes. But a great guy and a perfect example of real/radio personality disorder.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
i got offered a job, but i turned it down because he would've been my boss
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Really?
I can’t vouch for being “under him” as it were, but I never had a problem with him.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
i dunno, i just wasn't thrilled with the idea
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
So Manny is about to go to the Marlins?
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions
Hmm... rumors swirling, Bay to Boston, Manny to Florida.
http://trades.mlblogs.com/archives/2008/07/manny_in_threeway_deal_that_in.html
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 30, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
That makes sense for everyone except the Pirates
It’s hard to believe that team still has fans. Of course, we’re about halfway there to being them.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
i see what you did there
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
sad quote
“There’s nothing on the horizon,” Reds manager Dusty Baker said. “Nothing serious.”
So, um, there’s nothing wrong with this team? nothing at all that a trade could fix? really?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
if Baker managed a game
with a bright red foam ball on his nose, I would be so so so unshocked.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
I would give good hard earned money to see Dustballs in a Red Foam Nose
(if’n I had any money)
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Deal. Weathers. Now!
Krivsky bungled the Hatteberg/Conine situation last year. I would hope that Jocketty has enough GM experience to not repeat that mistake.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
weathers and affeldt
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Who's skipping down the streets of the city, smiling at everybody he sees?
Who’s reaching out to capture a rainbow? Everyone know it’s Wandy!
Saw her in person about three years ago
And thought she was nuclear-hot. Looked like a cuter, smaller Beyonce. Now, notsomuch.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
what about Hansel?
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Swinging
We’re so crummy and we don’t even know it!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Typical reds beginng 3 up and 3 down.
When will Dusty learn? These are not the 3 guys to start the game with.
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
got em right where he wants em
1st Cincinnati Reds Player: These guys don't look so tough.
2nd Cincinnati Reds Player: Yeah, that's what Custer said when the Indians took the field.
-Eight Men Out
by Willie Mays Hayes on Jul 30, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
these are not the drones you are looking for
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Keppinger has really wasted all of the love he had in May
he doesn’t play a good SS. He hasn’t hit in forever. I can’t believe how much I miss Cherry. Or even Alex Gonzalez.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
lee is right on volquez
ruh roh
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i was nervous for a second
i thought y’all were ahead of me. Turns out I was ahead of you. DP!
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Lee looked like he had a bead on him
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Swing Vote looks like a future Razzie Award Winner
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
Someone actually said to me
“You know, that looks like it would be good.”
I was speechless, which is quite the accomplishment.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Reminds me of when my mom said she thought "You Don't Mess With the Zohan" would be good
Bear in mind that “Billy Madison” is one of the only movies she’s ever walked out of.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
your mom and A.O Scott
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
There's that chihuahua movie coming out
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
i guarentee that dog has more charisma than kevin costner
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
and real hair
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I think a lot of it is computer animated
(Ah, but which movie am I talking about?)
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Carlos Lee = Prince Fielder Diet
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Holy fuck, that was lucky
I’m starting to get visions of Jack Armstrong when Edinson takes the mound.
Keppinger would definately hit better if he were playing 2B.
Feel the Force Kepp
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Another cheap home run for Adam Dunn
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
Holy Fuck is right what a shot
Are you watching BOB
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Adam Dunn
selfishly smashes one to the upper deck. show off.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 30, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions
has a league leader in HR ever been traded?
just sayin
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
I found it interesting that he'd hit more home runs over the past five years than anyone else in baseball
Did not know that.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Good God he knocked the piss out of that
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he knocked the whole endochrine system out of it.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 30, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
A sign on the RF facade
ASTROSEXTRABASES.COM
Did they not learn from www.expertsexchange.com, which became www.experts-exchange.com?
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
probably figured
that nobody would want space-themed kinky Trabases.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
3,000 fetish websites just went up
after reading your comment
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
NIPPLES!
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
What's up wiff dis nipple sh#t
Where da Slyde be at?
I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin
Hey now
Don’t sell the fanbase short. A solid 60% of them are retarded too.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
hahaha
Looking at that Facebook group for the Reds and the way this city votes… I’m guessing about 85% of the CITY
Good call
What part of town are you in?
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Ah
I’m in Cheviot, the rednecky portion of the city.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
I love me some Cheviot
I’m a born and raised east sider, but with that said it is Mt Washinton, aka the ghetto of Anderson.
DVR FTW
I had to rewind it to make sure. :)
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
hehe, take THAT cute-ized ballbark!
RBI 2b, eh.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
because you definetly want
Bako and Voltron behind the rally.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Is Bako attempting facial hair?
Looks like my attempts at a goatee, which is not a compliment.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
so he'd be Marlon Giambi?
Jackson 5 reference…a bit forced.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
the Reds have a lead!
YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH BOY!
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 30, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions
When is the last time that happened?
Except the short-lived 4-3 lead the other night?
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
nice pitch
Screw Welsh’s assessment.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
To Bako that is
Locked him right the hell up.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
and wandy has stormy eyes.....
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The Astros traded for Latroy Hawkins
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
Ed Wade knows that Hawkins does all his choking on the field
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
just a thought
when we’re on stretches like this one, can we loan out CoCo? When was the last time we actually saw him pitch?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
not last night
but the night before.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 30, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
ah ha!
i see what you did. good one.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 30, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
sometimes
you have to set up your own jokes. Blogging is not a team sport.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
This cracked me up
The double mug shot is what did it
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
I shall return
My stomach is gnawing at my backbone. Cheeseburgers off the grill and fries should do the trick nicely.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Astros announcers
are telling the story of Losing Pitcher Mulcahy. Probably one of my favorite baseball stories.
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swinging that first pitch
this is embarrassing.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 30, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
this has worked nicely in the past
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 30, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe they just want to get out of Houston
If that’s the case, I can’t fault you, Hove.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Was Dunn's homer a first pitch hit?
I know EdE’s single was
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
i think it was
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 30, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
that bad?
I’m considering heading over that way one of these days. Capital of energy industry worldwide and all. But seriously: that bad?
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awful sprawling mess
I like Galveston and Corpus, quite a bit, however
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes...
that bad.
I went in freaking October, and it was smoggy. There’s no real interesting part of town, just…20 lanes of highway out for miles in every direction. And everyone’s back yard looks like the one where they had the “Office Space” party.
Yuck.
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
thanks for the heads up
its now filed away for me to remember in 4 years…
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
ick
I just did the Corey-Patterson-patented “I thought Bruce was leading off the inning”. I hate doing that.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Geoff Blum on his game day routine
“I’m boring. I don’t really do anything out of the ordinary”
I’m glad FSN Houston teased that or I might have missed it.
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someone needs to teach him what a trabase is quick
and how to use one.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Im in Ohio, so i can't watch the game, isnt that ironic?
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by The Crushinator on Jul 30, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
October First at the Taft
That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!
by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
More irony
The OF plays WAY deep when Dunn is up, but how many laser shots does he hit to the outfield? Most of his YHR/2B are of the moon shot variety.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
YHR?
is that a Yowza Home Run or how do we translate?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Yeti Home Run
As in, “It looks like that thing was hit by fucking Bigfoot!”
I got nothin’
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Ah
But you live for the fight when that’s all that you’ve gotWHOOOOOOOOOOAAA!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is it?
That BP doesn’t get blasted for half-assing it to 1B on singles?
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
"Adam Dunn is a dangerous hitter, even when he's being patient"
the hell you say
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your face hurts my brain
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes it's quite insane
I think it hurts my brain
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
don't worry
Brent Beck has threatened me with movie posters. It’s only a matter of time.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
Kearns was a very promising prospect until Ray King’s Fat Ass sat on him.
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
I can't even imagine where the comparison is
round drafted in? friendship with dunn?
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Whenever I hear Kearns' name
I can’t help but picture this.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Kearns reminds you of racist Disney caricatures?
...oh. It was an ears reference. gotcha.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
When Kearns
Hit that Grand Slam early in his career, I can’t remember if it was his first homerun or just early in his career when the Reds we playing well or what, but what I do remember is him coming back to the dugout and after everyone highfived him and he took his helmet off, and Griffey grabbed him by both of his gigantic ears. I will never forget how big those things were.
Sorry, my auto-refresh is being wonky
A restart of FF may be in order.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it.
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I didn't see it
but Kearns is pretty much the best defensive RF in the game, so with no knowledge of the play Bruce made, I’ll say yes.
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
shhhh, Slyde, shhh
the internet is a place for hyperbole, not fact.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
the scout who signed Dusty is in the Houston crowd
exhaling sulphur and whatnot
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no,
but he did have a briefcase with the soul Steve Parris sold him for 1999
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
no, he finds the reviews to predictable
he’s really into Chunklet
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew I should have brought in Pat Sansone for some pointless guitar work
Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
the manufactured consent of a fever pitch capitalist environment
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
"I do this because I want to fit in"
yup, second American Psycho reference. I can do this all night.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh god
Picking Man Mountain to do this with is like starting an irreversible feedback loop. It will eventually destroy us all!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
and we'll be better off for it
That's a Coincidence and Irrelevant!
by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
No worries
I’ve got to return some video tapes
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
video tapes?
what is this 1976?
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
1991
Bret Easton Ellis! Read him, stat!
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The film is superior to the novel
And it’s not even close
Yes, I said it.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
nah...
i don’t like to read books. i’m not a nerd
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
nobody took the bait
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
since I have nothing else to add
where are your seats for Fridays game? So I know which section to sneak in to.
Feel free to send me through fbook/email, or whatev. I look forward to responding to your jokes with a blank gaze in person
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 30, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahahaha
that was funny
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Section 317
Behind home plate, down the first base line. Should be an awesome view of the Capitol.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.
by havanaconnect on Jul 30, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
hehe, I love the Volquez "screw you!" changeup
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Going to threads
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/7/30/583186/game-109-thread-part-2
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
You'll be happy to know
that Rheal Cormier is pitching for Canada in the Olympics. So there.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Jul 30, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
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