AL West and NL Central: Imbalanced and Unfair
The American League West is one of three divisions in Major League Baseball's American League. The division currently has four teams, but it has had as many as seven teams before the 1994 realignment. Although its teams currently only reside along the west coast and in Texas, historically the division has had teams as far east as Chicago. It is the only division in Major League baseball to have only four teams in one division. The defending champion of the AL West Division is the Los Angeles Angels. Current members:
- Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim - Founding member (as California Angels)
- Oakland Athletics - Founding member
- Seattle Mariners - Joined in 1977 as an expansion team
- Texas Rangers - Joined in 1972; formerly of AL East (Washington Senators)
The National League Central is one of three divisions in Major League Baseball's National League. The division currently has six teams. It was created in 1994, merging teams from the NL West (Cincinnati, and Houston) and NL East (Chicago, Pittsburgh, and St. Louis) divisions of the National League. In 1998 it became the largest division in Major League Baseball, with the addition of a sixth member (Milwaukee). The defending champion of the NL Central Division is the Chicago Cubs. Current members:
- Chicago Cubs - Founding member; formerly of the NL East
- Cincinnati Reds - Founding member; formerly of the NL West
- Houston Astros - Founding member; formerly of the NL West
- Milwaukee Brewers - Joined in 1998; formerly of the AL Central
- Pittsburgh Pirates - Founding member; formerly of the NL East
- St. Louis Cardinals - Founding member; formerly of the NL East
With every division in Major League Baseball (MLB) comprised of 5 teams, with the exceptions of the AL West and NL Central, the majority of teams in the MLB have a 20% (1/5) chance of making the playoffs at the start of every baseball season.
With Bud Selig and all the bureaucrats in charge of baseball so worried about the competitive balance in Major League Baseball, why don't they start by evening out the divisions so teams in the NL Central won't be at a innate disadvantage as they have been for the past ten years, NL Central teams have a 16.6% (1/6) chance to make the playoffs when the baseball season starts. On the other hand teams in the AL West have an innate advantage every season, having a 25% (1/4) chance to make the playoffs. How the hell is that fair and why the hell aren't people in Cincinnati, Chicago, Houston, Milwaukee, Pittsburgh, and St. Louis complaining about this problem? At least Reds and Pirates fans should start complaining, the last time they were both in the playoffs was 1990 when they met in the NLCS.
Does any NFC or AFC teams in the NFL have imbalanced divisions? No, every team, every division, the AFC and NFC South, East, North, and West, all comprised of 4 teams in each division. Every team in professional football has a 25% chance to make the playoffs at the start of every regular season.
How about the NBA? No, the Eastern Conference has 15 teams and the Western Conference has 15 teams. Every team in the NBA has a 53.3% (8/15) chance of making the playoffs each season. The NHL, the MLS, even the WNBA, all have balanced divisions. Everybody is always talking about how great those AL West teams are, well they have one less team to compete with in their division in comparison to every other team in baseball, except those in the NL Central who they have two less teams in comparison. How they hell aren't people getting pissed about this?
My remedy, lets move the Houston Astros to the NL West, then move the Arizona Diamond Backs (D'Backs) to the AL West. Why? Because the Astros original division was the NL West and their franchises home city is farther west than any other NL Central team by geographical location. To the D'Backs, well they have only been in Major League Baseball for 10 years (founded in 1998), so seniority rules therefor it's not their decision to make or argue against. Why would baseball want to give the ten year old team based in Phoenix an innate advantage over the one hundred and twenty six year old, 5 time World Champion Cincinnati Reds in the first place (founded in 1882)? This who dilemma, in my opinion, makes no sense, especially with MLB Commissioner Bud Selig coming from Milwaukee and the Brewers organization, how about help out your hometown Bud!
In the end there should never be an answer to the question "What is the largest division in major league baseball?" In my mind it is absolutely outrageous this has been accepted since 1998 by the fans of teams in the NL Central. Fans in those cities need to start voicing their anger with baseballs imbalance and unfair set up. The only other way we could fix this problem other than moving the Astros to the NL West and the D'Backs to the AL West would be to add six expansion teams to Major League Baseball which would result in every division having an even six teams in , just as the current NL Central has.
The first option is much easier and more likely than the second, so people of Phoenix better live with it and Houston, your divisional away game travel will be shorter and you don't fit in with the Midwest cities anyway. As a Reds fan, I have traveled to watch the Reds in every other city in the NL Central but yours, its just too far. If Houston and Arizona refuse the change and won't allow competitive balance by those means then simply adjust the NL Wildcard to make it automatically go to the second place team in the NL Central (rather than the team with the best record among divisional second-place teams), that would give NL Central teams a 33% chance to make the playoffs, any complaints?
*Team playoff probabilities do not account in the AL and NL Wild Card.
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I think
That having an odd number of teams would make scheduling much more difficult since interleague play is only for a short amount of time.
by Reddrummer9187 on Jul 30, 2008 11:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I rec this whole friggin' thing
Not cause I give a damn, but because I think I’m falling for you Brent Beck.
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by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 11:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
disapproval abounds
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
seconded
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 30, 2008 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you cant have an odd number of teams in each league
scheduling nightmare. personally, i think the way of doing things is fine. if the Reds want to go to the playoffs they just need to play better.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 30, 2008 11:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Scheduling Nightmare?
Who cares? There are dozens of people and computers whose only job is to come up with the mlb schedule. I think they can deal with a curveball or two. Why can’t there always be an interleague series going? Who’s gonna complain besides Bud Selig?
The argument that it makes it “too confusing” to have odd numbers of teams is based on the premise that “too confusing” = impossible.
I’ve seen secretaries do amazing things with schedules. Surely MLB can live up to that standard.
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by Obi Juan Kenobez on Jul 31, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh.
That’s exactly it. As inter-league play is currently set up, all of it happens in a small window of time for all teams. If each league had 15 teams, then every day inter-league play isn’t happening, there would have to be one team in each league that wouldn’t play each day, which would make scheduling a 162 game season impossible.
It’s the same reason people are paranoid about uneven numbers for Spring Training in either Arizona or Florida, though that’s easier to get around with using split-squads.
Does it suck? Yep.
Is it unfair? Yep.
Is it necessary? Probably so.
by RedStalk on Jul 30, 2008 11:41 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How?
That makes no sense, screw inter-league play, Make things fair, they can easily remedy the schedules, it is not necessary by any means whatsoever!
I don’t understand that argument at all…
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by Brent Beck on Jul 30, 2008 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it makes perfect sense.
If each team has 15 teams, and interleague play isn’t going on, then there would be 7 games in each league, leaving one team in each league to not have a game.
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by BK on Jul 30, 2008 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh
15 teams does not divide by 2 and you need two teams to play a game. Therefore, someone will always be off unless they play an interleague game every night.
Sorry, I hate to bring math into such an emotional topic.
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by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see how this is such a scheduling impossibility...
don’t most teams take a night off every week anyway?
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by Gray on Jul 30, 2008 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, one night
but when you have a series, a team would have to take 3 nights off, wouldn’t they?
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by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is where interleague series come in...
so yes, it would require changing the way interleague play is scheduled, since now we bunch it all up at once.
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by Gray on Jul 30, 2008 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Moreover
you could stagger the starts of series so that you wouldn’t have anyone off for three days at a time. I don’t think it would be that hard to do, though it is slightly more complicated than having an even number of teams. Plus I guess people have gotten used to Mondays as off days for half the teams.
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by Gray on Jul 30, 2008 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure
you could stagger. Scheduling would not be impossible, but there would be some awkwardness. For instance, one team’s season would not start until at least two teams have played 3 games. Rainouts would likely really muck up the schedule since it would be less likely that two teams would have coinciding off days. Obviously that’s remedied with double headers and such, but it will still likely lead to some odd scenarios. Road trips will be harder to coordinate without common breaks because if, say, the Reds have to go to San Fran for a series, they may not be on the same rotation schedule as the Dodgers or Padres, so they may end up going all the way out to California for just one series. In fact, that could end up being a big problem since teams will only have certain opportunities to play each other as they come around in the rotation. Coordinating that would be a bitch.
In general I think scheduling will become considerably more complicated.
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by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baseball is traditionally scheduled around series, typically of three games
One team would be sitting out an entire series. There’s no way to squeeze 162 games into the schedule (without maybe bringing back scheduled double-headers, but no one’s going for that) in the time allotted.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There have to be 16 teams in one league and 14 in the other
That means somebody gets four teams and somebody gets six.
Like Scrabbles says, if you’re a good team, it doesn’t matter how many lesser teams are in your division.
In fact, until the division improved this year, playing in the NL Central has actually been a benefit, because you get more games against crappy teams like Houston, Pittsburgh and (previously) Milwaukee.
by bengalred on Jul 30, 2008 11:47 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now that it has improved...
Wouldn’t you agree its time to complain?
The 16 teams and 14 teams is the root of the problem, thats why I say seniority rules, ie. the Diamond Backs move to the American League and join the AL West.
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by Brent Beck on Jul 30, 2008 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But the NL West wasn't the problem
Unless you’re saying we shift Houston the NL West, and then I’m down. Also, it’s interesting to note that since the divisions were realigned, the AL West has won just as many World Series as the NL Central.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats a coincidence and irrelevant
Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 30, 2008 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This sounds like a NEW standard go to answer
my apologies to “I don’t Get it”.
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's racist?
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by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a Coincidence and irrelevant!
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, it's time to complain.
Complain about how the Reds suck, and nothing else. At this point, the only thing moving teams around would accomplish would be to move the Reds from sixth to fifth.
Still last place.
by bengalred on Jul 30, 2008 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Technically, I think the Reds have a 24% chance of making the playoffs
and the AL West teams have 34% chance.
I don’t think it is the size of the divisions that are keeping the Reds out of the playoffs.
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by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 11:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but its not helping us either...
We have one more rival, one more divisional opponent, get right outta town!
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by Brent Beck on Jul 30, 2008 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's that you say?

Not the size of the divisions keeping the Reds out of the playoffs? Pshhhaw…

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by BK on Jul 30, 2008 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
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by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have that exact quote taped above my bathroom mirror
It’s my daily affirmation, only not at all affirming.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Elaine. you don't know the first thing about first base.
“ha ha well I know something about getting to first base. And I know you’ll never be there.”
“The way I figure it I’ve already been there and I plan on rounding second tonight at around eleven o’clock. “
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by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a new sig, thanks
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what, no chinchilla photos?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 30, 2008 12:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't get it.
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
by Gray on Jul 30, 2008 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a Mariner fan who was invited to vote
I don’t really have a problem with this. The NL Central is a lasting reminder of Bud Selig’s idiocy. He missed the Milwaukee Braves, so he moved the Brewers to the NL.
I will not, however, argue that this benefits the AL West teams. While they have fewer competitors to win the division, I suspect that promotes a level of mediocrity that limits their chances at the wild card.
The fairest solution would be to scrap teh unbalanced schedule and put the top 4 teams from each league in the postseason (even though, as of yesterday, the top 4 teams in the AL were all in the AL East when measured by third-order wins)
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by Llewdor on Jul 30, 2008 12:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At some point there will be expansion
32 teams will make it an even 16 in each league. I would like to see MLB revert to two divisions (East and West) per league. Give the WC to the two best non-division winners.
by ken on Jul 30, 2008 12:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If you're expanding it to 32
Why not have 4 divisions of 4 in each league? Winners move on. Or take 6 from each league and have two wildcards, and give the top division winners first round byes. Like the NFL, right?
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by BK on Jul 30, 2008 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't like your first scenario
because then your guarenteeing each division a playoff spot when they may not deserve it. the NL West would get a team when there are much better teams that will finish second or third in other divisions
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right.
I like the 6 teams in each league, NFL-style scenario better myself.
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by BK on Jul 30, 2008 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
i’m on board with that
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But
The playoffs are already too long and silly with a best of five and two best of sevens. Colorado going last year was a prime example of a mediocre team getting hot and reaping the rewards of a dumb, greedy system wherein the best teams often do not make it. I know Boston won, but were the Rocks an appropriate NL representative?
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by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, sorry
forgot about the byes. Maybe it could work.
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by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good, because I wasn't quite sure what you were saying :-)
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Disagree:
You shouldn’t view the Rockies as a negative.
With that mentality you must have been against George Mason making the NCCA Final Four as well. So you would rather have all the #1 seeds make the Final Four ? Cinderellas are what make sports amazing, being against that, is absurd!

or

Brent Jonathan Beck
by Brent Beck on Jul 30, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
was that meant as a reply to me?
If so, it was a Coincidence, and Irrelevant!
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
George Mason sucks
Not so much the basketball team, but the school itself, and the community in which it resides. Plus the only good bar in town closed on Sunday.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know I told you that I loved you
but you don’t have to act like we’re married.
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by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ditto
I like two versus four divisions simply because the sports page will be easier to read. And it’s probably pre-realignment nostalgia on my part.
At first I didn’t like your 6 team idea because of the byes. But on second thought it’s not so bad. It gives the legitimately great teams a better shot at going to the WS, which is how it should be. It would never happen because MLB would be missing out on potential revenue.
by ken on Jul 30, 2008 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Six playoff teams from each league
Would most certainly assure us of having World Series games being snowed out. Just sayin’
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by jch24 on Jul 30, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not if we played them in warm weather stadiums!
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can montreal have a team again?
Maybe it could be owned by someone who wouldn’t fuck it up this time.
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by Gray on Jul 30, 2008 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or maybe Puerto Rico
that was cool wasnt it?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 30, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was Loria and the league working together.
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by Llewdor on Jul 30, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if we could clone Johnny Bench and Tony Perez?
It ain’t the schedule, or the divisions. Our team isn’t playing good enough to win games anywhere on a consistent basis. Got get them fired up or fire some of them or both.
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by Madville on Jul 30, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It would be a scheduling nightmare
And I’m opposed to most any plan that expands interleague play, as this would do by necessity.
A better way to go would be two new teams and rearranging into four divisions of four each. That would even let us shorten interleague play, since we wouldn’t have two NL teams sitting out all the time.
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by kishi on Jul 30, 2008 3:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Besides
Do you really think playing fewer games against the Astros and more games against the Cubs, Cardinals, and Brewers is going to increase your playoff chances?
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by kishi on Jul 30, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
1. It’s one less team that can win the division.
2. All teams in the division would lose the same number of games against Houston.
3. Houston is bad right now, but since realignment they’ve been one of the best teams in the NL. Who knows which teams will be weak or strong in another five or ten years.
by ken on Jul 30, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adding two teams.
Charlotte then either Portland or Las Vegas
Throw Charlotte in the AL East and add the other to the AL West. I think either of those three cities could maintain a strong fan base. Any ideas from the crowd on cities worthy of a team?
also imo, keep baseball as far away from Montreal as possible and although it would be interesting, I doubt Puerto Rico would work
by jacob brumfield on Jul 30, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not so sure about Charlotte
It used to be a place with a strong local identity, but over the last twenty-five years it has become kind of transient city - a city with a population boom to be sure - but still a bit fickle with sports teams.
The team would have to be an AL team IMO because of the strong following the Braves have in the Carolinas. But, then again, maybe not.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the population boom is what I was thinking of...
...in comparison to Phoenix, a bunch of new folks from all over with a new team to call their own. And absolutely the team would have to be AL. The Braves have a monopoly on the SouthEast, and the only way to crack it, would be with an AL club. Plus attendance would benefit by having Boston and NYC in their division.
by jacob brumfield on Jul 30, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would they necessarily?
I’d assume it would be like the NFL, and you’d have the AL North, South, East, West. I think it’s likely the divisions would end up like this:
North
Chi Sox
Detroit
Minnesota
KC
South
Baltimore
Tampa
Texas
Charlotte
West
LA
Seattle
Vegas
Oakland
East
Yankees
Boston
Cleveland
Toronto
At least that’s my best guess, in this completely hypothetical situation.
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by BK on Jul 30, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe Cleveland in the North, Kansas CIty in the South and Charlotte in the East
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True.
That could work too. Lots of possibilities here.
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by BK on Jul 30, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
imo, you've gotta keep the 3 divisions and wild card
playoffs would stay the same length, and you need the WC so a great team does not get snubbed if they fall short in their division
by jacob brumfield on Jul 30, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why I kind of like the idea of going back to two divisions, with two wild cards
I don’t think the owners would go for that though, for precisely the reason you mentioned. Their team could be the best of a poor division and make the playoffs. But if they were competing in a larger division, the cream will come to the top.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would cause uneven divisions, which is the whole point of adding teams.
Plus, if you add two teams without adding a playoff spot, every team has a lesser chance of making the playoffs, and there’s no way the owners would approve something like that. I think you could have four divisions and two wild card spots and take 6 from each league. The only difference, of course, would be another round of playoffs, but like MLB wouldn’t take that revenue and run?
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by BK on Jul 30, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like BK's idea the best
but I don’t want Vegas to have a team
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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be honest, it's not really my brainchild.
WhatIfSports Hardball Dynasty does it this way in their 32 team leagues. It works beautifully on there, and if MLB went to 32 teams, I don’t see why it wouldn’t work well in real life too.
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by BK on Jul 30, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
worried about the trouble Freel will get into??
by jacob brumfield on Jul 30, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd only be worried about Freel
if Norris Hopper’s around being a bad influence.
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by BK on Jul 30, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good point
so, two divisions and top two from each? or two divisions, top two and two WC?
as much as Bud would love to add $$$ I don’t think the rigid baseball traditionalists could stomach adding another round of playoffs
by jacob brumfield on Jul 30, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you use top two and two WC, you still have the extra round.
And I’m really thinking that having 24 teams each year that miss the playoffs isn’t a good thing. That’s 1/4 of the teams making the playoffs each year as opposed to 3/8. It doesn’t sound like a huge difference, but wouldn’t it influence times like the trade deadline? There would be more sellers every year and fans that have had to sit through playoff droughts, like Reds fans, have an even tougher time getting their teams in to the playoffs. I’d think having more teams make the playoffs would make the game more popular overall, wouldn’t it?
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by BK on Jul 30, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry, by top two I meant the winner of each division, or 4 total
but this could get so complicated, we should blow it all up and make the playoffs a thirty team bracket.
by jacob brumfield on Jul 30, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
then the Rockies could really be George Mason
And haunt rational tournament seeding discussions for the rest of time.
so pumped
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This notion has been floated for a while in the area
It comes up every Spring on Mark Packer’s radio show (Billy’s son, nothing like his father).
The points one hears against it are these:
1. Bad attendance for Bobcats
2. Lost Hornets
3. Fickle attitudes toward Panthers
4. Vague local identity
5. Popularity of Braves
6. Relatively poor attendance for the AAA Knights.
7. Spotty support for another sports facility uptown.
8. The city is spread out; it can be hard to get uptown.
The supporters answer these criticisms thusly:
1: The Bobcats have been relatively successful for an expansion team, but are run pretty poorly in a lot of ways. Bob Johnson immediately started running the team like it was an established franchise. The prices are steep and the Bobcats don’t do all that much to reach out to establish themselves in the community. The feeble attempt to capitalize on UNC’s championship season by bringing in both an injury prone Sean May and Raymond Felton seemed just that: feeble. Michael Jordan gives the impression that he’s a semi-committed GM at best, a complete no show at worst. The management makes poor personnel decisions and the PR and SI departments are really underfunded and understaffed.
2. Over the years they existed, the Hornets were one of the best supported teams per capita in the league. They were moved by George Shinn partly because he held the team ransom to build a new arena (wanted more luxury suites) and the whole thing soured.
3. David Carr and Matt Moore
4. True enough, but college baseball is HUGE in the area the Charlotte team would pull from.
5. Braves are popular but so are Yankees and Red Sox. Being in the AL East would ensure many series with the latter two and probably a yearly interleague swap with the Bravos.
6. The Knights play in Rock Hill, SC which is 30 miles south of uptown Charlotte with clear traffic on I-77, which never happens during the week. Also Charlotte considers itself a major league city with the NFL and NBA and a young professional city. It’s not like Durham where the Bulls are a big draw with young families, students and the academic community.
7. Baseball stadiums are a lot easier to sell folks on than arena’s because of the architectural signature they can have.
8. The city is developing a transit system similar to MARTA but designed with MARTA’s flaws in mind. It’s already being built to accommodate the football stadium and arena. Getting to and from uptown shouldn’t be a problem.
I don’t really have a dog in this fight, but these are the issues as I can remember them.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think you are putting enough effort into your posts
so Charlotte sounds cold to sports, any other cities come to mind? Sacramento maybe, or is that too much Cali? Indianapolis? New Orleans?
by jacob brumfield on Jul 30, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, i think Charlotte could be a great choice
perhaps almost an inevitable one from the leagues perspective when they consider population and geography reasons, but it appears hard to get a bead on local interest.
My guess is it will be similar to Tampa or anywhere else really. If the team’s good, the crowds will be good.
New Orleans is the opposite of Charlotte: steady (and then dramatic) population drain and not a particularly high per capita income.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Newport News?
I’ve heard that the area (NN, Norfolk) wouldn’t be a bad market. I don’t know if it has the population but the area does have a long tradition as a good minor league market.
by ken on Jul 30, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it doesn't...
The metro area has about 1.5 million people (about the same as Raleigh/Durham, NC, about a million less than the similarly spread-out Charlotte metro area), but Norfolk and Newport News aren’t very populous, as cities go (combined, they have less population than Virginia Beach).
And it’s too close to DC, of course.
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by Gray on Jul 30, 2008 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
About three hours from DC, and the team would be an American League team
I don’t really think it would be a huge drain on the DC market. Even though team officials might claim it’s unreasonable to have another team that close since they’re already competing with the Orioles for fans. But really, NN is about as far away from DC as Philly is.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No way to Las Vegas
Why don’t people realize that Vegas is a horrible place for a professional franchise? The majority of their revenue is from tourism and the last thing anyone wants to do on a trip to Vegas is to spend top-dollar for a team they don’t support. Everyone knows Vegas is for blow and hookers. :)
by Red Reign on Jul 31, 2008 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it bugs you,
field a better team.
Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.
by DbacksSkins on Jul 30, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You stole my argument
Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!
by soco on Jul 30, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least you guys use the subject line
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't be bothered
if we came up with the same response but you posted it first.
Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our team sucks.
We know. Thanks for coming over and pointing it out to us.
And I agree with you.
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by BK on Jul 30, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't say we suck
we are just being kind to others.
by jacob brumfield on Jul 30, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think your team "sucks".
And I’m really sorry if that came off as trollish or anything. But, from 2004-2006, the Astros and Cardinals (twice) made the WS, with the Cards winning once. In the grand scheme of things, it seems as though you’ve got bigger things to worry about. I’ve got more pity for Toronto, Baltimore and Tampa Bay for being stuck in the same division as the Wankees and Red Sux.
Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got you.
Hey, how about we trade the Cubs and Brewers to the NL West, and we’ll take the Padres and Giants off your hands? Eh?
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by BK on Jul 31, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Howzabout
we trade you the Dodgers for the Pirates and ‘Stros?
Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.
by DbacksSkins on Aug 2, 2008 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trade rumblings du jour
I doubt there’s anything substantial here, so I’m not going to make it a diary. Hat tip to MLBTradeRumors for these.
- Jeff Wilson says that Reds are in on Gerald Laird. Whoopee. I hope we’re talking to them about Salty or Teagarden too.
- Jerry Crasnick thinks the Marlins are looking at Affeldt and/or Weathers to shore up their bullpen.
- Buried in this report is a mention of the Rockies going after Josh Fogg. Yes please.
- Jon Heyman’s blog mentioned two teams being interested in Dunn. And that the Yankees got Pudge. Suck on that, Toothache.
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by BK on Jul 30, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Yankees were one of the other teams looking for catching help
So that means one less team trying to get one of the Texas catchers. I admit that if we do a deal with them, I hope it’s for someone other than Laird.
Also, Josh Fogg is the scheduled starting pitcher for the Red Reporter outing at Nationals Park on Saturday. Woo freakin’ hoo.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
trading for Laird
would be like making out with your cousin. Yeah, its better than making out with your sister, but not that much better.
by jacob brumfield on Jul 30, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I believe that if your cousin is insanely hot, you should be able to have sex with her one time. I do!
/Attell’d
by Brendanukkah on Jul 30, 2008 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not as great as you think it will be
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
by Slyde on Jul 30, 2008 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But, apparently,
in terms of genetics, it’s not as terrible as it was once thought to be. Or is the New York Review of Books full of shit on this one, too?
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maeby
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you used the wrong hole slyde
too much?
by jacob brumfield on Jul 30, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is my cousin

and yes, I’d hit it.
Dusty Baker probably likes to kick cute little puppies too.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 30, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
someone already did
repeatedly by the looks of it
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by Man Mountain on Jul 30, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re-alignment and such
Well, we need at least another 2 teams to make it so the AL and NL can have the same number of teams, so I guess we’ll have to wait for expansion. We might just end up waiting until there’s a Japanese division.
by wickethewok on Jul 30, 2008 6:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I also don’t get why the Diamondbacks should go. Even if one does go with the idea, wouldn’t it make more sense to send the Brewers back to the AL Central, and move the Royals from the AL Central to the AL West? The Royals move would give the Rangers a in-division series that wouldn’t require them to jump two time zones, it would alleviate the problem in the NL Central, and the Brewers haven’t been an NL team any longer than the Diamondbacks.
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by kishi on Jul 30, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My Solution
Since 15 in each league wouldn’t work out schedule-wise, I’d add two teams in Portland and let’s say Indianapolis. Then you can move some teams around and make it look like this:
AL
EAST
New York
Boston
Baltimore
Tampa Bay
Toronto
Cleveland
Detroit
Indianapolis
WEST
Minnesota
Kansas City
Chicago
Milwaukee
Texas
Los Angeles
Oakland
Seattle
NL
EAST
Philadelphia
New York
Washington
Atlanta
Florida/Miami
Pittsburgh
Cincinnati
Chicago
WEST
Houston
St. Louis
Portland
Arizona
San Francisco
Los Angeles
San Diego
Colorado
Still 4 playoff teams. The two division winners and two wild cards.
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by Colts Homer on Jul 30, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like this way better than mini 4 team divisions
by Red Menace on Jul 31, 2008 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
But I always had a bit of a fondness for being in the NL West.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 31, 2008 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Waah.
With only four teams in the AL West, the winner frequently has to play more of its games against teams with winning records. In fact, it’s often been the case that the AL West has had a majority of its teams finish with a winning record: over the last decade, this was true in 2000, 2002, and 2004, and came fairly close in 2005 (Oakland was above .500 for most of the first half). Furthermore, the AL West has had only two years in that span with a team under 70 wins (2004-2005 Seattle). The NL Central routinely has one or more teams under 70 wins:
Year Teams ----------------------------------------------- 2007 Pittsburgh 2006 Chicago, Pittsburgh 2005 Pittsburgh 2004 Milwaukee 2003 Milwaukee, Cincinnati 2002 Chicago, Milwaukee 2001 Chicago, Milwaukee, Pittsburgh 2000 Pittsburgh, Chicago 1999 Chicago
In short, the NL Central by virtue of its size makes it easier for the better teams to pad their record. The Pirates haven’t posted a winning record in the last decade. The Brewers, save for the last few years, have been teh suck. Claiming that there’s some intrinsic unfairness because the Angels, Mariners, Rangers, and A’s play in a short division just doesn’t hold up to close scrutiny.
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by scareduck on Aug 3, 2008 7:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And as somebody else upthread pointed out
the Reds need to field a better team. Cincinnati has only had a winning record twice in the last decade. That wouldn’t have been enough to win in the AL West any year in that span.
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by scareduck on Aug 3, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bad logic
using only the last 10 years as your time frame in this argument is just not a big enough sample size. the Reds, Pirates, and Brewers have all been historically bad in that time span, and the Cubs havent really been great shakes neither. conversely, as you stated, the AL west has fielded some decent teams in that timespan. so yes, west teams have played tougher division opponents and central teams have played some weak division opponents, but that is not a function of the size of the division. it only means that when the divisions were realigned they didnt do it very well from a competitive balance standpoint.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 4, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it only means that when the divisions were realigned they didnt do it very well from a competitive balance standpoint.
Or, they did an excellent job, since statistically, the four-team AL West is much more of a dogfight and a much tougher division to win than the six-team NL Central, completely negating the premise of the OP….
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 4, 2008 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nonsense
Because of the unbalanced schedule, AL West teams play each other more often than out-of-division opponents. For instance, last year the Angels faced each of their in-division rivals 19 times each, while the Reds only faced Milwaukee, Houston, and St. Louis 15 times, the Cubs 18 times, and the Pirates 16 times. As to the sample size issue brought up, that is also immaterial inasmuch as there are only two other seasons (1997 and 1998) in the current configuration.
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by scareduck on Aug 4, 2008 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
alright maybe im not making myself clear
the strength or weakness of the specific teams is not the issue here. my argument is simply a metaphysical one; that playing in a 6 team division is tougher than a 4 team division because there are more teams to climb over to get to the top.
as it turns out, this has been beneficial to the Cardinals and Astros as they have been fortunate enough to beat up on the lesser lites of their division over the last few years. conversely, the AL West teams have had a tough time as their division rivals have mostly been good, as you and DbacksSkins have pointed out.
so over these last 10 years or so it turns out that the AL West has been a harder division to win than the NL Central, but again, this is not the point. my point is only that in a vacuum, 5 teams are harder to beat than 3. and yes, of course baseball is not a vacuum and blah blah blah, but as ive said before i dont think the disadvantage for NL Central teams is a big deal.
and as for the sample issue, yes it is relevant. just because the current set up has only been in place for a short amount of time doesnt mean its too small a sample. thats like saying “Jay Bruce is not and never will be a good ballplayer because all the data we have of him as a major leaguer has him OPSing .749.” i think if the current set up holds over the next 50 years, we will see that the AL West is indeed the easiest division to win and the NL Central the hardest. but it doesnt matter, because the Reds need to play better.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 4, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The AL West teams
may also have some built-in advantages as well. For example, due to the popularity among the masses of the marketing tool known as the “designated hitter” (typed with extreme disdain), AL teams may have the ability to maintain a larger budget. Also, many teams in the Central divisions - Milwaukee, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Detroit, Cincinnati (no offense) all come to mind - are based in Rust Belt markets that are due to shrink in population and affluence over the long term, hurting their ability to compete. In comparison, Orange County, the Bay Area, and Dallas are all healthy, thriving metropolitan regions unlikely to suffer the same urban contraction. I’m not so sure about Seattle, though.
At the base though, of course, you are absolutely correct, in that the law of averages predicts that if the division system remained the same over the next century, the NL Central would be more “difficult” to win than the AL West. But thanks to scheduling, I still believe that the only real solution to this issue will be expansion to 32 teams.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 4, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This probably comes closer to the truth
Using this dated market size study (Montreal is no longer in the NL), the AL West contains one major market team (LA Angels), three in mid-sized markets, two that spend that way (Texas, Seattle), and one that doesn’t (Oakland). The NL Central has two medium-market teams (Cubs and Astros) one of which has been historically been mismanaged (they have a goat curse to explain it), and four small-market teams (Brewers, Reds, Pirates, Cardinals). Ultimately, the real issue is how likely you are to have a powerhouse team in your division or not. If you’re running a Wayne Krivsky out there every year to assemble your team and your competition is Walt Jocketty… well, yeah, you’re gonna get crushed. The AL East being only five teams large does nothing to change the fact that the Rays, Orioles, and Blue Jays have to play the two biggest-market teams in baseball. The other considerations the OP pooh-poohs are far more important than the number of teams in that division.
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by scareduck on Aug 4, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm.....
Well that certainly is interesting. Albuquerque is now mostly Dbacks territory, I believe, and Tucson is almost completely a Dbacks market. (Only “almost” completely because Tucsonans generally tend to hate anything “Phoenix”. Fortunately, the Dbacks are “Arizona”.)
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good point
but my argument still stands. a 4-team division is easier to win than a 6-team division. but as i stated up thread, the Reds just need to play better. i dont care if they have 5 rivals or 3, they still need to beat them.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 4, 2008 12:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
my bad
this was a reply to DbackSkins
and hi, hello and welcome all to RedReporter. you can stick around if you like, but please take off your shoes. Slyde’s mom just vacuumed and she gets super pissed if you track dirt through the basement.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 4, 2008 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I understood where it was supposed to go. And thanks for the welcome.
To take your side as the devil’s advocate for a bit, statistically, yes, all else being equal, if you have 10 teams, all of roughly equivalent ability, and you separate them into a 6 team division and a 4 team division, the teams in the 4 team division have a better probability of winning the division and making the playoffs. (Nevermind, for a bit, the wildcard, which already equalizes disparity between the divisions)
But baseball isn’t played like that. It isn’t a game where every team has 8 starting players (or 9, if you want to call the DH a “player”) with an OPS+ of 100 and 5 starting pitchers with an ERA+ of 100. Major League Baseball isn’t a borderline socialist system like the NFL. The results have NOT happened like that - there are haves, and there are have-nots. For the sake of comparison, let’s look at the two divisions - the disputed AL West and NL Central, since 1995.
Since the NL Central was created, your Reds won once, in 1995. Since then, the Astros have won 4x (including 2001), the Cubs have won twice, and the Cardinals have won 7x (including 2001). The Pirates and Brewers haven’t won anything. Not including the shortened 1995 season, NL Central division winners have included teams that put up 83, 84, and 85 win seasons, and two teams that won 88. In 2006, the Cardinals won the division with 83 wins. 83! You went 80-82 and ended up at 3rd in the Central. Now, in 2006, the winner of the AL West were the A’s, who went 93-69. You came much closer in your unfair 6 team division than you would have in the AL West. The NL Central has produced 4 wildcard winners, 3 World Series participants, and 1 World Champ during that time. The wildcard winners won between 89 and 93 games.
Since the 1995 season, the Rangers, Angels and Mariners have won the division 3x, and the A’s have won 4x. On the face, this parity would seem to support your argument. The West has produced 3 wildcards but only 1 World Series participant, the 2002 Angels, who won. However, only won division winner has won fewer than 90 games—the 88-win Rangers, in ‘98. The wildcard team with the lowest wins won 89, and the other two teams had to win 99 and 102 games. The only two times in which the Reds would have won the 4-team AL West was in 1995, when they won the NL Central, and 1999. When stacking up the rest of the two divisions against each other, in 1995, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2004, and 2005, the winner of the NL Central won more games than the winner of the AL West. In the other 7 years, the AL West winner would have triumphed over the NL Central. If the chance to win were strictly about %s, rather than falling behind 6-7, you’d expect the 6-team NL Central to produce AL West-NL Central division winners than the 4-team AL West, but that just hasn’t shaken out.
Looking at the grand scheme, since the current divisions were put into place, the Reds have actually had a BETTER shot of making the postseason in that 6 team division than they would have in the 4 team AL West. It doesn’t seem so much that the AL West produces more chances to make the playoffs than the NL Central produces FEWER chances to make the playoffs for EVERYONE but the Cardinals, much like the Yankees in the AL East. Rather than worrying about the size of their division, the Reds should just worry about beating the Cards.
Due to scheduling, the only real way this supposed “injustice” will ever be solved, ignoring the OP’s idea of moving the ‘Stros to the NL West and the Dbacks to the AL, (which, as a Dbacks fan, I believe is completely asinine) is by expansion to 32 teams in 8 4-team divisions, like the NFL.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 4, 2008 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
shuffling teams around without adding or subtracting teams is just stirring the shit pot instead of flushing it. the system as it stands is the best possible system as expansion seems a longshot, seeing as contraction talks were serious just a few years ago. it is “unfair” that some teams play in a 6 team division while others play in a 4 team division, but it is not so unfair that action needs to be immediately taken. it just isnt a big deal. and i would rather see expansion to 32 teams with 4 8-team divisions. because i just plain dont like the NFL.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 4, 2008 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plenty of common ground here.
I certainly agree with this:
it is "unfair" that some teams play in a 6 team division while others play in a 4 team division, but it is not so unfair that action needs to be immediately taken. it just isnt a big deal.
Where would MLB expand? And if we were to go to 4 8-team divisions, how would the postseason look? Division champs, plus 2 wildcards in each league? Or the top two teams from each division? Expanded playoffs?
The two most eligible locales for expansion, to me, would be San Juan, PR, (a lot of enthusiasm, despite the obscene travel times) and then either Nawlins or… who? Nashville? Montreal? Vancouver? I would throw Charlotte in there, but based on the shitstorm that Peter Angelos triggered when the Expos moved to DC, that doesn’t seem likely…. (“shitstorm”? Am I allowed to say that here?)
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 4, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
("shitstorm"? Am I allowed to say that here?)
Oh fuck yeah, it’s cool.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of my favorites

I like ‘Destroy them all’ and of course their ode to Dustbag ‘Hang it up’
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 5, 2008 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Portland is an obvious candidate
Maury Brown at bizofbaseball.com has worked on that city’s campaign, though it hasn’t been active since MLB decided to move les Expos to D.C.
by ken on Aug 4, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was considering Portland,
but it seems too close to Seattle.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 4, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
About a 3 hour drive
So it’s not D.C.-Baltimore (or even D.C.-Philly), though it lacks the population density of those areas. The Blazers and Sonics managed to maintain a healthy rivalry for a few decades, fwiw.
by ken on Aug 4, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I was thinking about the NBA,
but the Sonics lately haven’t exactly supported the idea that both Portland and Seattle can field teams….
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 4, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
From everything I've seen
The Sonics got screwed a la Cleveland with the Browns.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Sonics?
They weren’t good, but in the NBA it’s incredibly easy to turn a team around quick. The friendship between Bennett & Stern really doesn’t sit well with me for some reason, either.
I know the source isn’t the best, but I was in a hurry.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 4, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oklahoma City gets a professional team?
Might as well put one in Louisville. Of course that already have a basketball team that pays it’s players :-)
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by chandrathan on Aug 5, 2008 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
UK would pay their recruits
But it would violate child labor laws.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're just trying to be like Dick Vitale's
third favorite coach billy donovan
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by chandrathan on Aug 5, 2008 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm.....
I seem to have stumbled across a local rivalry. Awesome. I love when that happens.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's really funny is
OSU is galaxies better than both of those sad-sack schools, but im a big enough man that i wont rub it in their faces. and that’s really what we’re all about here at RR. genuine class.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 5, 2008 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Class?
Fuck you, i say. :)
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohboy....
this might be a fun site.
Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.
by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Except that the UK fan has an argument. OSU hasn’t been so great vs. the SEC lately….
(This isn’t entirely me playing devil’s advocate. Although I hate the SEC, my cousin played football for UK)
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's even funnier
is that OSU isn’t nearly as good as either one in basketball (and isn’t even the best team in Ohio (Let’s go X!)), and refuses to play Big East or SEC teams out of conference (didn’t they turn down offers to play UC and UK in football?). Youngstown St., OU, and Troy?
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by BK on Aug 5, 2008 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, well.....
I’m a Gtown fan in NCAA bball, so….
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I rode next to Roy Hibbert on the Metro once
He was a sophomore at the time, and I had no idea who he was, but he was flippin’ huge.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean
THIS Roy Hibbert? And yeah, that’s me, the 5’5” guy. Big Roy’s a really nice guy.

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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Errr....
I’ll have to repost it downstairs, since you can only see a bit of it.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um, OSU did just do a home and home with Texas
And will be doing the same with USC. I hear that there’s going to be a game against Tennessee in the next couple years, so that should be pretty good.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and a home and home with Miami
starting next year. not that they are any great shakes lately, but still…
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 5, 2008 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that home and home with tennessee
isn’t that like 2017 and 2018?
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by chandrathan on Aug 5, 2008 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
These things have to be scheduled way far in advance
The point is that they’re getting scheduled at all. I’d still love to see an SEC team come and play a Big Ten team up north in October or November.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hear hear
all the bowl games favor the SEC style of play. grow some nuts and play a bowl game in the ‘Shoe.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 5, 2008 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm....
can’t really argue with that.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
uhhhh
tennessee just scheduled OSU
"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord
by chandrathan on Aug 5, 2008 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right
It’s probably going to be a September game though (although I could be wrong). I’ll admit, that’s a huge first step, since the two conferences usually have nothing to do with each other. But we’ve already shown that the Big Ten can have some difficulties against the SEC down south (mostly Ohio State; the overall conference record is pretty even). I’m curious to see the SEC play in the north, in the cold, in the snow. September in Ohio is still pretty pleasant.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How different is Columbus's weather from Lexington's or Knoxville's?
"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord
by chandrathan on Aug 5, 2008 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know it seems hard to believe
but its quite a bit different. i grew up around Marietta, and then moved north to Columbus. its noticeably colder and windier.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 5, 2008 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
marietta is not the same as Lexington or Knoxville
"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord
by chandrathan on Aug 5, 2008 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
More different than you would think, actually
Seriously. Drive from Columbus to Knoxville during the winter sometime and see if there’s not at least a 15 degree difference. Cincy’s right in the jet stream area with cold above and warm below. (very simplistic view but it works for what I’m trying to say)
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knoxville is up in the mountains
"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord
by chandrathan on Aug 5, 2008 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're closer than jeremy thinks
but…
SEP OCT NOV DEC
HI LO HI LO HI LO HI LO
KNOX 81 62 71 50 60 41 50 34
COL 78 58 67 46 55 37 44 28
LEX 78 55 66 43 52 34 41 25
And don’t forget that Lexington is the coldest place that teams in the SEC play in conference and Columbus is pretty much the warmest place that Big 10 teams play.
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
by Slyde on Aug 5, 2008 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The utility belt strikes again!
I didn’t think weather-reference.com existed…
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 5, 2008 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your stats based approach to meteorology
Is killing the beauty and poetry of the weather! Maybe if you got out of your mom’s basement, you could appreciate the nuances of the weather, like rain or sun.
“HI LO”? What does that even mean?!
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When he looks outside, he only sees numbers and icons
He doesn’t love the weather.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 5, 2008 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is enjoyable.
:-D
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should see a game thread
When people are drinking.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may have to join.
Do we play you again this year? We must…. ::thinking hard::
After all, I am the SnakePit’s official Foreign Minister.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sept 12-14
the Reds visit the desert. Thom Brenneman has had that weekend circled on his calendar since February.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 5, 2008 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry.
Marty is legit, but do you really think Thom is any good?
Honestly, I’m a fan of Daron Sutton.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have a game here
A drinking game, of course. Whenever tHom references AZ (it happens a lot), we take a drink. D’Backs series are a bitch.
I find Thom to be tolerable when he’s not blathering on about “playing the game the right way” or joining his dad in telling us how personally offensive our favorite team is.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was supposed to be
“references his time in AZ”
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by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I understood.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
Sorry to dump him on you.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 6, 2008 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only on bowling nights
A few brews and several Jack and cokes
is my min.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 6, 2008 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I invoke Charlie's argument
About the wind, too. :)
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by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The wind on UK's campus
is absolutely brutal during football season
by chandrathan on Aug 5, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not wind
it’s the built-up bluster of it’s fan base just gusting away.
82 wins is gonna change everything!
by Pops Daniels on Aug 5, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought is was a byproduct
Of the epic suck that is UK athletics?
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knoxville has the 1982 World's Fair SunSphere to keep it warm
Also, whenever I think of SEC, Kentucky always slips my mind. They’re sort of like the Northwestern of the conference.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, we're all about genuine class, as well as Jeremy's iron
This weekend I found out that “Britney Spears” is an anagram for “Presbyterians.” Since the Reds choked in ways that my mom never does, that was the best part of the weekend for me.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As the Reds
are one of the oldest teams in the league, and one of the truest NL teams, please pause while I send you good vibes…..
Oh yeah. Also, I hate the Cubs with the burning passion of a thousand suns. And the only reason I don’t hate the Cards is because I know a couple gorgeous Cardinals fans….
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"one of the oldest"
straighten up son. we are THE oldest!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 5, 2008 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed.
Please hold still while I genuflect and kiss your jock.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yuck
at least buy me a beer first.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 5, 2008 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What kind?
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, seeing as its only 1 oclock
i’ll say a smooth summer ale, maybe sierra nevada. nothing too heavy before dinner, you know?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 5, 2008 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh.
Sierra Nevada’s Summer Lager? Are you from the west coast?
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Columbus, Ohio
my local Giant Eagle has a diverse selection of craft and microbrews.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 5, 2008 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm....
If you’re a beer advocate, I might need to set up a few trades….
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
i’ll give you a case of Burning River for Conor Jackson and Micah Owings. take it or leave it.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 5, 2008 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
Micah is in AAA right now, since he’s more valuable as a starter than a hitter. But no, sorry…. CoJack is our best hitter.
I was thinking more along the lines of…. “Yeti Imperial Stout for Dogfishhead”.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok how about
Owings and Drew?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 5, 2008 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drew?
The former first round pick? Well…. Boras is his agent, so you’ll never resign him….
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although marketed as such
The Reds are not the oldest continuous franchise. That distinction belongs to the Braves, i believe.
82 wins is gonna change everything!
by Pops Daniels on Aug 5, 2008 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How?
Because of the commie Redlegs days?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 5, 2008 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
after the franchise was founded, there was a gap of several years where there was no Reds(legs) team. They were picked back up again later.
82 wins is gonna change everything!
by Pops Daniels on Aug 5, 2008 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The anagram is awesome
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I’m actually kind of impressed.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you figure it out yourself?
I mean, you would have needed SOMETHING to do while attending those Nats-Reds games…
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 5, 2008 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OSU better than UK and Louisville? At Basketball?
Fuck the Heck?
"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord
by chandrathan on Aug 5, 2008 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
when was the last time
UL or UK went to the championship game?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 5, 2008 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im not atagonizing, really
im actually a pretty big UL basketball fan too. OSU is a football school all the way. even when Oden and Conley took them the championship game this town was yawning. weak.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 5, 2008 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
With all due respect.
they shouldn’t have been there, if the officiating was halfway decent. Fucking Greg Oden.
/bitter X fan
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 5, 2008 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Agreed.
/bitter Georgetown fan
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
when was the last time osu WON a championship game?
"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord
by chandrathan on Aug 5, 2008 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2002, I believe.
Sorry. Carry on.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OSU has other sports y'know
Surely men’s gymnastics won something?
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
would that REALLY be a “championship game” though?
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
basketball is what we are discussing
i think anyway
"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord
by chandrathan on Aug 5, 2008 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't seem so....
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh,
I wouldn’t really know. I pretty much couldn’t care less about the NBA.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 4, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Brendan's will ask you take off your clothes.
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 4, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Again,
THIS Roy Hibbert?

There. That’s more like it. And yeah, the little white guy is me.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
is he carrying your groceries for you?
wow he IS a nice guy.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Aug 5, 2008 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's racist!
82 wins is gonna change everything!
by Pops Daniels on Aug 5, 2008 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah.
Carrying his own groceries.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
He even had a bag with his name on it and everything. Of course, I don’t really care about basketball, and to me “Georgetown” means “popped collars” and “Smith Point,” but now I have a story. You’re not still in DC now are you?
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blech....
don’t worry, I was definitely an anti-popped collar partisan.
And no, I live in Tucson now. But DO tell the story, since I’m a native Washingtonian. (Well, technically, born in Fairfax)
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh oh, this thread is about to get 'fax jacked
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
by Slyde on Aug 5, 2008 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watch out!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 5, 2008 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I live in Fairfax now
Fact: Fairfax is the worst college town in all of America. George Mason, the largest school in Virginia is there, and there is NOTHING college related at all. You can’t even get a pizza delivered after midnight on a Friday. What. The. Fuck?
As for my story, that was it. I rode next to Roy Hibbert on the Metro. In retrospect, it’s not much of a story.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It just now dawned on me that the "Skins" part of your name probably means Redskins?
Christ, I hate the Redskins.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In YOUR face.....
Yeah. Who are you a fan of?
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bengals
Not that that’s a lot to hang one’s hat on, but…
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm....
no comment. Besides, your head coach is our former DC.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's everybody's former DC
Turns out that to have a good defense, you need good defensive players, and not so much a “genius” coach. But you have fun this year with the Zorn Star as your head coach.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually,
it’s funny…. the Jim Zorn hiring actually reminds me a lot of the original Joe Gibbs hiring, in 1981.
I’m pumped.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GMU is a major commuter school.
What do you expect? An ex-gf of mine is marrying a guy from there. I warned her against it, but she didn’t listen.
IIRC, my mom took some courses there while working at NIH.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure if you were around long enough to appreciate it
but TT Reynold’s just closed down. To be replaced by the fifth Thai restaurant in a half mile radius.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
......
You have GOT to be fucking KIDDING me…..
By the way… wtf is up with a million Thai and Vietnamese restaurants in NoVA?
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's racist!
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah. Just a question.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
heheh
“That’s racist!” is a running joke here, used to discredit anything and everything.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
I got that. It’s amusing, actually.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amusing?
That’s racist
You can tell your uncle stuff that you could not tell your dad. That is kind of the role of an uncle. I feel very much like a father sometimes but sometimes I feel like a teammate.
Dusty Baker
by Madville on Aug 6, 2008 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Possibly.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 6, 2008 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
can you believe it?
this guys comes over from some other blog and starts saying racist stuff!
"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord
by chandrathan on Aug 5, 2008 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be the mixture of trend-following yuppies
and the large amounts of Thai and Vietnamese people living there. Also large pockets of Koreans. It does keep the number of Waffle Houses in the area down though, so there’s a silver lining to everything.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh no he di'nt!
Did you just disparage Waffle House??
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pssh
IHOP’s better anyway. But what this heathen land really needs is a Skyline.
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you fucking KIDDING me?
IHOP is like 3x the price and 1/2 the taste. Besides, DC is south of the Mason-Dixon line, meaning it’s Waffle House territory.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is a coincidence and irrelevant!
Seriously, IHOP has better pancakes and omelets, but Waffle House has them killed in waffles, hash browns, and coffee.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 5, 2008 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll also add
that at 4 AM, you run into the same crazies in both places. I’d call it a push.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 5, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But only White Castle
Lets you watch a 400 lb man die in the parking lot.
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by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's racist cops!
82 wins is gonna change everything!
by Pops Daniels on Aug 5, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mmmmm.....
Waffle House hash browns are fantastic….
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
IHOP destroys Waffle House...
I went to the Waffle house and asked the waitress if they had pancakes. She informed me that “This isn’t the Pancake House!”
"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord
by chandrathan on Aug 5, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That question was your first mistake.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 5, 2008 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also,
The Waffle House doesn’t take credit cards, and I don’t carry cash
"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees." ~ Gord
by chandrathan on Aug 5, 2008 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Assuming this was late at night...
if the diner you’re eating at in the middle of the night accepts credit cards… well there’s your second mistake.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 5, 2008 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right place,
wrong time. Don’t worry, he’ll learn.
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by DbacksSkins on Aug 5, 2008 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's probably lucky he wasn't asked to leave
“You ain’t from around here, are ya bouy?”
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by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obligatory
Scattered, smothered, covered and hitched
I highly recommend checking out the slideshow w/sound at the bottom.
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by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because how can you not love a Waffle House groom named Bubba?
by Brendanukkah on Aug 5, 2008 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That article is chock full of WIN
I like how they did it there because they couldn’t both be off from WH at the same time, and have been together since they were 14.
How can such a good looking man be so bad at getting to first base?
by jch24 on Aug 5, 2008 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw damn,
I graduated from a high school about 5 minutes from there. I can testify that every word in that article is both plausible and likely. I ate breakfast on Christmas morning at a Waffle House once. I mark that as a personal low-water mark.
82 wins is gonna change everything!
by Pops Daniels on Aug 5, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Less Waffle Houses?
That’s racist!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Aug 5, 2008 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally.
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