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Game 108: Reds at Astros

Cincinnati Reds at Houston Astros, Jul 29, 2008 8:05 PM EDT



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Cincinnati Reds
@ Houston Astros

Tuesday, Jul 29, 2008, 8:05 PM EDT
Minute Maid Park

Bronson Arroyo vs Brian Moehler

Clear. Winds blowing out to right field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 90.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Bronson Arroyo 9-7 5.60 1.55 104 42



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Brian Moehler 5-4 4.45 1.40 47 25


Ah, gold ol' Brian Moehler.  Remember way back in 2002 when he was one of the Reds big deadline acquisitions?  And then he posted a 2-4 record with a 6.02 ERA?  That was a special season.

The latest rumor from Jayson Stark is that Arroyo is off the market.  I'm fine with that, and not just because of the last 5 starts.  I probably would have been fine with him being dealt, but he's not a bad pitcher to have in the fold.  My only real concern is that he has thrown the most pitches in the Majors over the last 3 seasons.  Of course, that's only because Harang has missed his last two starts.

I'm really hoping the Reds get something going here soon.  When they are in a stretch like this, this team is painful to watch.

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All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

'sup brendan?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The world has been trying to keep me from watching this game

Gridlock downtown, accidents on the highway, cashier’s scale broken at the grocery store. But I’m here. On time. I’m sticking through this game come hell or high water (or earthquakes in LA). Go Reds! Vamos los Rojos!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teixeira to Dodgers?

It’s being reported by several sources, including here.

According to an American League source, the Angels and Braves are close to a deal that would send Mark Teixeira to the Angels for first baseman Casey Kotchman and pitcher Stephen Marek.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Angels or Dodgers?

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Halos

Arrgh.

Obviously, I’m still thinking about the supposed Dodgers-Red Sox trade. (I wonder what’s happening with that, if Teixeira is off the market?)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

what...

Dodgers-BoSox deal?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was a rumor

that the Dodgers would get Manny, the BoSox would get Tex, and the Braves would get prospects. but it looks like Tex is going to the halos, so whatevs.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

how does that help us?

Manny wont stay. and even though he said he would waive his no-trade, i dont think he would do it to go to a non-contender in the Midwest. just doesnt sound like his thang.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

he said he'd accept any trade if his option wasn't picked up

it helps boston and it would boost attendance for the reds the rest of the season, and gives us the same two draft picks

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i know he said that

but he says alot of things. and i think if the chips were on the table, he would choose a shot at the Series.

and i dont know how much it would boost attendance. he seems like the kind of guy most Cincy fans would crucify. i think he would seen as Adam Dunn with an attitude.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a career .313 hitter and is hitting .304 this year

Reds fans would love that.

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

but the lazy outfield play and the admiration of long singles

would ruin that good will very fast.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would be a harmless experiment for two months...

that’s not a long time for it to get old

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i do see your point

if nothing else, it would be an adventure. but realistically, i think Big Bob still has hopes of keeping Dunn. and Leatherpants isnt our GM anymore. he would go for something like this, but i dont think Jocko has the pepper for it.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe not, but they could still try to sign dunn in the offseason

if they were so inclined.

i don’t think it’ll happen, but i would enjoy it if it did

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

"i would enjoy it"

since is baseball about having fun?

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

what

you like a guy who only strikes out and hits solo homers that score 4 runs?

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really, really, wish they keep Dunn

mainly because I’m going to the Nats series this weekend. But I don’t understand how the Reds are handling Dunn. Why don’t they put his image everywhere and make him a superstar? Why is he batting 5th and being quiet…the guy is quote-a-minute and very accessible, but the Reds PR doesn’t seem to want to turn him into The Man.

Dunn has been everything the Reds have asked of him so far. He’s playing solid D. Hes tied for the lead in HR. Why oh why can we not market a team around him?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

the executive VP of marketing

is also the announcer.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Reds could use Manny's right-handed bat

But he’s a terrible outfielder, and all that “Manny being Manny” stuff….ugh. He’s getting worse and worse. The Sox really can’t afford to lose him, but he’s becoming a clubhouse cancer. He’s pissing his teammates off, not to mention the front office.

The worst thing, IMO, is that every once in awhile he makes an amazing play, and you get a glimpse of the player he could have been if he actually tried.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

What did you think of losing Ohlendorf?

I tend to keep track of him because he’s very close with my officemate. They grew up together. When he was called up, he told her on G chat while I was in the office. Pretty cool.

I’m pumped about getting to make fun of him now that he’s with the Pirates.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

The general consensus

is that the Pirates got robbed.

Ohlendorf wasn’t that impressive. Perhaps he’s just raw and needs some more cooking time down in the minors. But he’s a right-handed relief pitcher, and the Yankees have more of those than they know what to do with. What they need is southpaws, and that’s what they got with Marte. They’ve been trying to get Marte back for years.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Pirates getting less than full value for some of their best players?

I curse the Pirates every time Aramis Ramirez steps to the plate in a Cubs uniform.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay!

patterson leading off!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 29, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

oh dear

umm, anyone see this lineup we have going out? CPatt AND Jolbert in the same starting 9?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

can we get a lineup rundown?

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

from Fay

Corey Patterson cf
Jeff Keppinger ss
Adam Dunn lf
Brandon Phillips 2b
Jay Bruce rf
Jolbert Cabrera 3b
Joey Votto 1b
David Ross c
Bronson Arroyo p
v. Brian Moehler p

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, Dunn batting third!

So much for the strategy of letting teams walk Phillips to get to Dunn. It works!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

???

how can Cabrera play 3B? and hit ahead of Votto?

oh right. Dusty. gotcha.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really mind batting Votto low

He’s only batting .200 and OPSing .473 over the last week. He’s scuffling a little bit. Not that Inspector Jolbert is gonna light the world on fire, but let’s see what happens.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's the dumbest thing i've ever seen

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 29, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

EdE out

Good thing, he’s been pretty cold.

by ken on Jul 29, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Patterson out in three pitches

b

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

He's now batting .185

Baseball Reference lists his weight at 180. We could see something special folks…

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

mail him a big mac!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I link it every time it's mentioned

TOOT TOOT

He was hitting .224 at the time. :)

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

if corey could beat out routine 4-3s

he would be awesome

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 29, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

bad thing is

he probably is the fastest guy in the Reds organization. If he could only hit, sigh

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, if all of his strikeouts hit the dirt before the catcher caught them and then he got to first safely

he would get on base a lot.

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

motion on the floor

Walk Fat Elvis every time he comes up. All in favor?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

i've been in favor of that for about six years

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

aye

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i

or aye

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 29, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the notion that someone had last night

Plunk him a couple times too. More economical that way.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 pitches, 2 outs

Pretty nice start for Red-til-the-end-of-the-year Arroyo.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

dont you mean

redtilltheendoftheyearroyo

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 29, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

she never said that to me...

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

it can be hard to make out

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

SNIPER!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I take it noone else is watching this

and is doing gameday instead?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm watching it!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

GameDay for me

What happened? It looked like it ricocheted off Bronson to Phillips.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

it ricocheted off Arroyo alright

and he went down like a sack of potatoes. But apparently he’s ok.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

madville posts nipples

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I missed them

What good does being on Red Reporter all goddamn day do me if I miss the nipple posts?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

link?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 29, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone else using the MLB.tv feed?

Or, like me, unable to use it for some reason?

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

its working for me

but usually doesnt. I just get frustrated and use audio, personally.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not for me tonight, I guess

Thanks, again, Monopoly League Baseball for your dedication to not merely promoting your product, but providing the best possible service to your consumers.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce's hit

Looked like it had a chance if it had been at GABP.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe

typical Reds shot. Warning Track no matter the park

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think dunn's did too

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

and he broke his bat

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because Brian Moehler

is PITCHING A PERFECT GAME. He has allowed NO HITS. He is SHUTTING OUT the Reds.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

we already traded brian moehler

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

one time, Brian Moehler was battery-mates with Chad Moeller

How did they communicate?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

with a Bridge!

Thanks, I’ll be here all night

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

rimshot

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was trying to make some kind of St. Xavier joke

But I wasn’t that incisor.

(You know, instead of “incisive”? Okay, I’ll go back to following the game.)

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

grins

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

brian said "I heard Moeller Sucks!"

then

Chad said “I heard Moehler Sucks!”

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't get it

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

they were both right

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

how Zen

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce took a horrible route on that

not that he could have caught it

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

SixPence

Your shitty music and timely run production make me want to barf.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Humberto Quintero

is the non-union Mexican equivalent of the narrator of “Lolita.”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I appreciate our puns, Brendan

even if this place otherwise got suffiiciently silent. Wanna go out after the game on friday?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

we're stand up comedians

for a stand-up double

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you can show me where the young crowd goes

and I can make comments about the music being too loud. And honestly, you call this music?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh canada

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

is rouge code for whore?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

ladies pinch

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

and look at those tits

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

battlekow

would be proud

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Everett DFA'd

interested?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm assuming you're kiddin

he’s widely considered one of hte best.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was about to comment that I hoped Arroyo would drive him in

because I have more faith in him than in the people behind him. I was correct.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE POST!

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

DOUBLE POST!

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Double Post

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Double Post

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Corey

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

is he below 180 yet?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

I thought he had WAY less atbats.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Realizing the number of at-bats

is akin to counting Russian casualties in World War II. After awhile, the numbers get so high, and what they represent is so horrible, that your brain just stops comprehending as a matter of self-preservation.

(Plagiarized from the next Jemele Hill column)

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Interesting question

But who the hell would be going after Griffey?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's just a quiet disciplining

for his throat-slash gesture on Saturday night.

by cesarhernandez on Jul 29, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed that

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate empty threats

pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"

by dunnateher on Jul 29, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Reds need to be careful

that might elicit an impolite hand gesture from Junior.

Like the dreaded whatever “W”

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

1) I still don't think anyone's taking him, possibly even if the Reds pay the rest of his salary

2) That would be a terrible way to bring his Reds tenure to an end. I’m not saying it’s not the smart move, but I also think the team owes him a proper, respectful send off.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think you're right

on both counts

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Houston booth

“The numbers indicate that he really shouldn’t be leading off”

God, the yokels doing Astros games are smarter than our manager.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe they should check the position he's playing

Don’t these guys know anything about baseball? Sheesh.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

they did say he was fast

which I think is part of the new CBA.

“Under the Doug Glanville Exception of 2001, any mention of Corey Patterson’s inabilities to reach base must be followed by any iteration of the following meaningless observation:

1) That he is “fast.”
2) That he has “major league speed”
3) That said speed cannot be “taught”
4) That he is a superior “defender”

A failure to make mention of these or other suitable excuses can result in punitive measures, including, but not limited to, being accused of living in your mother’s basement/attic/pool house.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

An 0 for 4 night tonight would...

Take him to .183/.211/.322. His OPS+ would be 36, which would move in front of Eric Owens for the lowest OPS+ ever by a Reds outfielder with a minimum of 200 PAs. The all time lowest was Bob Dernier in 1989 with an OPS+ of 27. BTW, Wily Mo Pena is currently 5th on the all time list with an OPS+ of 33 this season.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 29, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

balls out

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 29, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Red Reporter:

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 29, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

that's my guy

.. how is the war with the sCrUBS going?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far we’ve been the arm.

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 29, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lemme guess

A Raiders fan that ran afoul of some Cubs fans at a baptism?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alternate "witticism"

“You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore.”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn you

I have a response picture that would undoubtedly get me banned.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Such as..

maybe she needs to use a thicker pad?

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 29, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Slyde

her nipple spikes are showing. I feel my morals eroding.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should see the rest of the set.

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 29, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

worse

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

liar

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

email

check it

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

OPS

new “trendy stat”

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

debbie gibson

new, trendy pop star

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 29, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll raise you the Andrews Sisters

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

theres that new band

cab calloway something or other

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 29, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't hold with these race records

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th.
Details at Sinful Savage Tigers on MySpace.

by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna go with Frank Robinson

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i looked it up, actch

it was the norm wooster singers. im out for the night kbye

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 29, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take my Sisters McGarrigle, thank you

Somewhere in that sea lurks handsome sodium!

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 29, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

aflac trivia

2 players in Reds history to lead the team in HR’s in 6 consecutive season

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Adam Dunn* and ...

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by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunn* and Foster

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by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

fth?

Dunn* and Foster are my guesses. Not sure if Klu led them early or late in his career

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by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

aflac trivia answer

Foster 76-81
Dunn 02-07

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by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

You win this round, Caleb

A long time ago, I went to a George Foster baseball camp. The man himself signed a shirt for me. If only he’d signed it, “To jerk kid, I led my team in homers for six straight seasons, what the hell did you ever do? Your hero, George Goddamn Foster.” Then I would have known. And cried.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frank Robinson did it 5 straight

but then had a rough 1963 and Vada out homered him

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by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what he wrote on my game ticket last month

only instead of that it said:

“Dear Fatso, I am a beautiful former slugger being kept in the Reds Hall of Fame against my will by an evil local broadcaster until I consent to play in his charity golf tournament. Please send help. And cranapple. And karate magazines. PS: I hit a fuck load of home runs, so, yeah, lick my chode.”

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

July 2nd game against Pittsburgh

the one that ended in the 11th with Corey Patterson hitting in Dunn’s spot with a chance to win the game.

He didn’t.

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Tex to Angels trade is final

my initial reaction is that this is a great trade for the Angels.

I’m Kige Ramsey for YouTube Sports

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Good for them

They play the game the right way. But is Teixeira really scrappy?

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by Slyde on Jul 29, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

he will be for 2 months

and then he wants 20 mil per year for 8 years.

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by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's a great trade for them, too

Gawd, I hate the Halos. They’re the Yankees’ nemesis. They really do “play the game the right way” – and it works, at least against the Yankees.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

their nemesing the Red Sox this week

No hitter for lackey?

The Angels really needed a left handed hitter. And they got a damn good one.

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're coming to the House that Ruth Built

the day after tomorrow.

And they’re bringing their spiffy new hitter, too.

No no-hitter, though.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can I get through wal mart faster, and how can I please a woman?

thanks kige!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I want to please a woman

I just go to my sister’s room and put the Blue Collar Comedy Tour tape into the video machine.

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scientists mingling with fans

ruh roh

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

FSN Houston

talking to actual Top Gun pilot. Fuck, yeah.

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

it's classified

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop comparing everything to Top Gun

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I played ball with your old man."

“We were in the game of our lives. Your pop got two quick strikes, but he could have gotten a walk. Instead he stayed in it, and laid down a bunt to advance two runners.”

“So he played the game the right way?”

“Yeah… he played it the right way.”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lackey just lost the no no

single by Pedroia

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by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

and a home run by Youk

Pedroia has been inhuman lately.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Espn will have more coverage

It must have been the greatest pitching performance of this decade to almost no hit the might Red Sox

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Back to the Reds

When was the last time the Reds got 3 hits in the same inning? Did they do that yesterday in the Dunn’s grand slam inning?

by Brian B on Jul 29, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

2 singles, walk and a slam

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by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

somebody got brandon the message and he hit berkman

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by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

well crap

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by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

he's brake.

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

or clutch.

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

g'damn Arroyo

diminished his trade value big time on that one swing

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 29, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I know

a .500 record is still a goal of this ridiculous club

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 29, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm willing to settle

for not getting our asses handed to us by the dregs of the National League. I bought tickets for all three games against the Nationals, and if these trends continue… I’m just gonna stop at Ace Hardware for a short length of hose, pop in my Waite Hoyt/Joe Nuxhall/Marty Brennaman greatest hits CD, and just sit back, close my eyes, and let the car idle.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that Matsui at bat zapped him

He was all over the place after that at bat.

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by Slyde on Jul 29, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap

Both the Yankees and the Reds games, down the toilet at about the same time.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

George Grande was speechless

He didn’t say anything as Lee rounded the bases and only talked again when the replay came up.

by cesarhernandez on Jul 29, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

best call of the year

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was distracted by a group of fans

from a local retirement village

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah the Reds are coming back

CoPa will lead the way!!!

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by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I can hear Brantley right now

“A 1-0 fastball RIGHT. DOWN. THE MIDDLE. Some pitchers NEVER learn.”

(even though it wasn’t down the middle)

by Brian B on Jul 29, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

What's up Bitches...

Tuesday nite at the lanes and AGAIN we took all 4…why the hell are we in 6th place. I have laid off the hard liquor only 2 Jacks and cokes and 4 premium BUD ICEs Yum-fucking-bo

Wouldn’t it be great if somebody took Jr. off our hands!
BTW Carlos is on the Prince fielder diet

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by Madville on Jul 29, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Back from a social call

at the wrongest time possible.

Can I get a “Wah-wahhhhh” horn?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Following a grand slam

The Reds come back with Corey Patterson, who pops up a bunt…

you couldn’t write this shit any better

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe YOU couldnt

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He knows what his fans want from him

and he doesn’t disappoint

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by Slyde on Jul 29, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Daniel Cabrera just got ejected for plunking A-Rod.

That’s crazy.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I heard she has nipples, too

but I don’t believe it

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scarlett Johanson ha one nipple but Slyde removed it before crolfer got on line.

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by Madville on Jul 29, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think your computer just had a stroke

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

That’s as good an explanation as any. Even the Yankees fans are baffled. A-Rod homered off Cabrera earlier in the game, but the situation was NOT one where you’d intentionally plunk someone, and Cabrera has always been kind of wild.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks, Harry Carey

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

did i mention

Darin Erstad was a punter at Nebraska?

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

JCH's Picture wasn't that bad....

It was just a Lesbian, and she was clothed!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

check again

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing yet

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

got it...

and it was pleasant!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 29, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Affront to God?

As in, the way the Reds are playing lately is a total lesbian!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not God

but she showed me a front!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're using that line

when we go to Archibald’s after the game on Friday.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

if Dusty likes to get his bench guys some starts

where the fuck is Andy Phillips? dude makes so much more sense at 3B tonite than Holebert. start him in RF and make CoPat scrub dishes on a freighter somewhere in the Indian Ocean.

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

"I don't know that movie"

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm really amazed

at how little he’s played. Pinch-hitting a few times a week, never any time on defense. I didn’t know it was possible to be on 25-man roster and get so little playing time.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I didnt know it was possible"

we’ve been saying that a hell of a lot this year havent we?

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

wreck in efec

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Second'd

That really needs to go green.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

screeeeeeeeeeammmmm

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 29, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.

by havanaconnect on Jul 29, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh sure

Now you’re posting pictures of topless underaged girls. I shudder to think what you send ‘Than.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

So... badroyo tonight, I take it?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 29, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Mostly just one bad inning

He got two outs, then fell apart and couldn’t close it out.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just one bad inning, really

But it was enough.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

Just loading them up for Carlos lead to pick one off his shoelaces and put it over the fence.

by Brian B on Jul 29, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

More lineouts . . .

I’m surprised that Cabrera’s line shot wasn’t caught. Who does he think he is getting a line drive past the infield?

by Brian B on Jul 29, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Inspector Jolbert

“The law allows you nothing”

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

reccing that

in the RR play of Les Miz, I guess Crolfer is Gavrouche?

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Instead of going out to get ammunition

He would complain about all the gun in the hands of students.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Painful as it is, let the young bloods play...

This will be a team to reckon with by this time next year.

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by Madville on Jul 29, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

you may need to get off of the bottle

anyone else miss shortstop?

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

flagg'd

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

flordia

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard

he’s been spotted on I-40 heading toward Chapel Hill

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.

by havanaconnect on Jul 29, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

reds "brain" trust in Houston

some one is not coming home to Cincy

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Hope it is Jr.

most likely Dunn

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by Madville on Jul 29, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

hope it is Dusty

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I spoiled....

To think BP had a shot at that?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

i felt the same way

human after all

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

are we now down to quoting

Five for Fighting?

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

more like Daft Punk

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

very few situations cannot be fixed by more Germaine

this, however, is one of them.

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Animal Crackers

La Vie En Rose and Tudors Season 1, disc 4

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

who is this guy again?

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

BP is scrappy - incredible fielder

What an amazing SS he would be

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by Madville on Jul 29, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Houstan announcers

mention Mark Portugal and EdE is in the game. I just started paying attention again!

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

and speaking of Portugal

he went 18-4 with a 2.77 ERA one year. Wow.

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just poppiing by to say...

we are getting shut down by Brian Moehler. Nice.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 29, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Its a really really quick story

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 29, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

your dad fucked my mom

ok, maybe it wasn’t such a long story.

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

funniest movie ever!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

much funnier than UHF

UHF is ok, but I didn’t like it as much as you’d think I would.

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by chandrathan on Jul 30, 2008 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm magic man

he been reasonably good as of late

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by Madville on Jul 29, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty good there

It’s too soon to lose this baby.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, the whole "donkey hooves" thing

that the Astros announcers do when showing Lee coming around to score was pretty funny

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I think is a horse

since is nick name is “El Caballo” which is spanish for…”the caballo”

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 29, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course

I got my enormous LFers confused. Give me a mulligan.

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

losing our CF?

thank you.

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

When he's there

It’s like no one is there at all. Avg check on CPat after that K?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he goes 0-4 next time he plays

He’ll be hitting less than his weight and the prophecy will be complete.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone needs to let Marty know

i would actually listen to him for that one.

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

I noticed tonight that Patterson’s OPS is less than Dunn’s slugging all by itself.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

when it gets this low

they should call it “batting bad”.

ha

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why in God's name is Corey Pastterson still in the Bigs?

Let alone in the line up, let alone leading off – I know its ranting about the obvious

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by Madville on Jul 29, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, though

He’s like that one guy in the Hall of Fame who everyone says, “yeah, but Corey Patterson is in, so why shouldn’t ___ be in?”

Nice at-bat, Corey.

by Brian B on Jul 29, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Patterson

0-3, no balls out of the infield.

a tidy shelf indeed

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

this may be the most exciting part

of the end of the season.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

so which has a great chance of happening

CoPa .200 OBP or Dunn 40+ hr?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 29, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

C

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

So who of the Red's 'brain trust' are in Houston?

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by Madville on Jul 29, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Krivsky?

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marty & Cowboy

And the over-the-road produce driver. He stopped on the way back from Denver.

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by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The usuals: Castellini, Jocketty

Abby Normal

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by Slyde on Jul 29, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

never did it for me

I think Twelve Chairs is the most underrated of Brooks’ whole oeuvre. Young Frankenstein…mehj

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

everyone tells me

that this movie was made for me. right up my alley. and i thought it was just alright. really a disappointment after all the build up.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what she said.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

So YOU're the sonofabitch

who’s been talking to my ex wife.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmmm...Teri Garr

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by Slyde on Jul 29, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i bet youre the kinda guy who just loves

telling children that Santa Claus isnt real, arent you?

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

When the internet gives you that kind of gar

you throw it back

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

What happens if I flag an admin

For ruining my naughty thoughts?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

flogging admins...

that’s hawt

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or fuck up

Shit.

Corey Patterson : bunt :: Brendanukkah : posting an image

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

no no

i think you did just fine.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Teri Garr

Gave that woman indigestion after she ate her.

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by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

on a lesbian kick tonight, are we?

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by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

encroyable!

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do you think conversations between Castellini and Baker are like?

Bob: “So, how’s the team?”
Dusty: “Great, Bob. Couldn’t be better.”
Bob: “Are you sure? Is there anyone on the roster who’s dead weight?”
Dusty: “Nope.”
Bob: “Did we sign anyone that turned out to be a mistake?”
Dusty: “No one comes to mind, Bob.”
Bob: “Are you sure there isn’t anyone on the team who just SUCKS ASS?”
Dusty: “Can’t say that there is, Bob.”
Bob: “Are you sure about that, Dusty? Are you sure I’m not wasting $3 million on a no-talent scrub that you begged me to sign?”
Dusty: “Doesn’t ring a bell, Bob.”
Bob: “Are you aware that Corey Fucking Patterson couldn’t hit water if he fell out of your fishing boat, Dusty?”

Oh, I’m tired of this. I don’t want to know how this ends.

by Brian B on Jul 29, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty: "Did you see yesterday's Maramaduke? Hilarious!"

Bob: “Does anyone want to buy a ball club?”

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 29, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every day, I read the comics section

And every day, “Family Circus” is sitting there in the bottom corner, waiting to suck.

Bonus points?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed sir. well played

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 29, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed

I kinda liked “Fire Up the Shoesaw.” And who could forget this little ditty?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 29, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have that soundtrack in my playlist at work

Brings back good memories.

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by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

JTM

Food. Family. Diarrhea.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Selfish Dunn - only moves the runner over, guess he wants man love from Dustbag

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 29, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

6-2!

so you’re saying there’s a chance

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

is your last name

Bannister?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's a chance that the brain trust:

Bob, Walt, Dusty, Dr. Tim, Clownboy, sMarty and the crayy ol’ leftover will come up with a ridiculous plan invlving keeping Corey abd Grif and trading Dun and Votto.

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 29, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

That's not fair to Griff.

He’s been the best hitter since the All Star break, and at least there is potential.

by Brian B on Jul 29, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's old and in the way..trade him or else

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 29, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the way of who?

Patterson? Is Cumberland ready?

by Brian B on Jul 29, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunn's got him since the AS break, but Griffey has definitely been good over the two week period.

and I’d like to know what Griffey’s potential is. He plays well in spurts, but honestly he’s not that good of a player anymore.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 29, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think your definition of potential is different than mine.

Griffey has the potential at the present to to drive in runs and not make outs. Griffey does not have the potential to develop his career and get better than he is right now, while just about every other option does.

by Brian B on Jul 29, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll give you the not make outs

The driving in runs is iffy. But my question is, does it really make a difference this season? And do you want another season of watching Griffey’s skills deteriorate? I’m not trying to be a dick about it, but it seems like now is as good of a time as any to end it. I doubt it happens through a trade, but do you think he should be brought back next year?

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 29, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heer Heer!

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 29, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just wants a save

The selfish bastard.

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by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Wesley Wright?

The Reds will turn him into Dennis Eckersley.

by Brian B on Jul 29, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

more like Wesley Wleft

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like Wesley Willis

Rock’n’Roll MacDonalds!!!!

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

rock over London!

rock on Chicago!

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

He whipped Spiderman's ass

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by Man Mountain on Jul 29, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

little does he know

Votto hits lefties betterr.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is this really a picture of your mom Slyde

It sure doesn’t look like Teri Garr

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 29, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah that's my mom

making her regular appearance on City News. Common!

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 29, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats it

goodnight everyone

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 29, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Bleh

Last pic for the night, to describe the last week:

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

amen, brother

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 29, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still take Edinson

Given the circumstances, Hamilton had to go.

My question for the RR braintrust: has there ever been a trade where both players had never made an all star team and made it the next year? Preferably one-for-one, but any would do.

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by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying

the Hamilton trade was or wasn’t a good move, but why did Hamilton “have to go?”

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.

by havanaconnect on Jul 29, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Narrons were gone

And Hamilton had made it abundantly clear that he wanted/need Johnny Narron around. Jerry’s firing made Johnny’s departure a certainty. Factor in rumblings of clubhouse tension due to the attention given to a “rookie”, and it made for a bad situation.

Personally, I make that trade every time, and I LOVE Hamilton. I may have said it before, but I’m not comfortable investing $10-15 million per year (a steal!) in someone who could relapse at any time. It’s pessimistic to be sure, but remember, baseball contracts are guaranteed. And what happens if he blows out his knee/shoulder/whatever and needs surgery? Do you prescribe him pain medicine knowing that was what led him down the path of destruction previously? And how does he cope with the downtime?

Too big of a risk in my opinion, at least when you’re talking long-term.

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by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're probably

right. There was no way of knowing how either player was going to play this year or in the future. I just wonder if keeping Hamilton wouldn’t have forced them to trade Griffey. Plus Patterson would probably never have been signed to this team. Like I said though it’s all hypothetical. There’s no way of knowing.

Michael: Now, the soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't. Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win.

by havanaconnect on Jul 29, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

God that would be great

If we had never signed Patterson.

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by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needed Johnny Narron as a baby sitter

And once the Reds fired Jerry, it was just too awkward to keep Johnny around.

Also, it was apparently causing problems in the clubhouse – the supposed special treatment Hamilton got.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah Votto a 9 pitch strike out

Well I just don’t know why I keep coming back for more heartbreak

I often think how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied for art school. - George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 29, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

the Ranger sjust blew the lead when two runs scored on a wild throw to first in the ninth. FIVE errors in the game tonight. 10-9 Mariners, with one out and a runner on third.

At least the Rangers get another at-bat.

by Brian B on Jul 29, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

The Mariners

are really a pretty awful team this year.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 29, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

And they just blew it. Rangers win 11-10 on a 2 rbi double in the bottom of the ninth off Putz.

by Brian B on Jul 29, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where are you watching this?

I’m stuck in BBTN hell.

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by jch24 on Jul 29, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

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