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Game 103, Thread 2

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Valentin has tied things up at 1 with a homer.

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freddie mercury!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 1:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

first

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 23, 2008 1:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This guy sure likes to talk

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 1:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no kidding,

shut up, dude,

there’s a big inning brewing

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Next Big Thing

kid’s gonna be big.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 23, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hit hit hit hit....

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wild pitch

Now it would score two runs!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two flat out runs now.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kepp

can flat-out coax a wild pitch. now THATS gritty!

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 23, 2008 1:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WP

Suck it, professor

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 1:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Drat.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

flat out

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GameDay says I can watch Valentin's laser shot

If he handles his laser cat anything like Nitro and Admiral Spaceship, it must have been a sight to see.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 1:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this PR bore is STILL in the booth!

/that kid is back on the escalator

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 1:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this guy is fascinating

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shiiiiiiiiit

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 23, 2008 1:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dammit

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 23, 2008 1:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

great call from marty

fly ball, should be caught by bruce.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 1:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

gameday says he crushed it

i wonder how close it was.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 23, 2008 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Christ on a Bike, Bronson

Did Bruce have a shot at it?

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

a torri hunter circa '02 kind of shot

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does it make me a bad baseball fan

if I have no idea how many home runs Barry Bonds has? 769?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had to look it up

762, FWIW. Fuck Barry Bonds, by the way.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 23, 2008 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he's saying Marty is drinking again

should be caught….oh, wait, never mind…20 rows up

by bengalred on Jul 23, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that ball carried like a motherfucker

looked routine off the bat

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seemed like LLM's did the same thing.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you got a spliff then put it in the air
If you want a rift then put it in the air
If you shakin yo’ ass, put it in the air
If you makin it last, put it in the air
If you leave the crib strapped then put it in the air
Take ya hand of your gat and put it in the air
Snook your bud in the club, put it in the air
Got nuttin but love, put it in the air

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

welp, i was going to say Arroyo was impressive so far

but 86 pitches after 6 still aint too bad. maybe he can make it quick in the 7th.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 23, 2008 2:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We could use something

from BP/Dunn/EdE here.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice start by BP!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good continuation by dunn

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhh... great call.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh

Phillips stole a base in front of Adam Dunn. Now that’s something you rarely see.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

spicoli dropped the ball

and allowed Brandon to get to third

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 23, 2008 2:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

goddamit BP!!

you lucky son of a fuck

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

scored a CS.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

with an error

interesting….

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finally Dusty's plan comes to it's complete fruition

the more you get caught stealing, the better your chances are that you will get an error next time.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everything's coming up Dusty!

Take everything you thought you knew, then get drunk under some power lines. See?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the GD people are out of synonyms for home run.

Gerut: “goes yard”
LLM: “laser shot”
Kouzmanoff: “towering drive”

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"All your shifts are belong to us"

—A. Dunn

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They were making a big deal last night

About how the Padres didn’t shift for Griffey and Dunn.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn hates singles

"I got a list of demands written on the palm of my hands. I ball my fist and you're gonna know where I stand. We're living hand to mouth! Hand to mouth!"

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 23, 2008 2:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Almost as much as he hates baseball.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maddux is a quitter

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 2:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he'll never amount to anything.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

retirement is for quitters.

and so is the hall of fame.

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maddux would be crucified for that if he was on the Reds

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

for what?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did he take himself out?

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty much.

Marty and Thom saying that he pretty much looked at the dugout and Bud Black knew what to do. Not the first time this season that’s happened, evidently.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thought it was a bit odd for the Pads to make that call

their bullpen woes and all.

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

ED MOTHER F’N E!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In play, run(s)!

EdE!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunn - too lazy to hit the ball out of the infield

He’ll certainly never amount to anything

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

EEE!

"I got a list of demands written on the palm of my hands. I ball my fist and you're gonna know where I stand. We're living hand to mouth! Hand to mouth!"

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Edwin =

ENFUEGO

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LET'S GOLF

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

EDWIN!!!!

He’s hotter than a UCLA co-ed in a lingerie race!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nothing wrong with that

on either account

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 23, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The girl in the black in the first pic

Nearly caused me to pass out this morning.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 23, 2008 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EDWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m falling madly in love with him. I”m not afraid to say it.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

but

when were you not?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was tempered love

now I’m going for it whole hog.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Truly, madly, deeply?

Ooh, I don’t know if I need you, but ooh, I’m dying to find out.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EDE!

WOW!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Alle!

(an attempt to say “go” in french)

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Jul 23, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Allons-y!

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LLM and Votto wrapped that up pretty quickly.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

never!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EdE w/ Kepp

Dunn with Griff

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds nice.

Bruce/EdE/Dunn/BP/Votto I could live with.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marty vs. Welsh

In golf free-loading.

fascinating

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

14 consecutive winless starts

for Maddux, apparently.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Phillips is a fucking wizard

I mean, damn, that was impressive

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

broken bat roller to Phillips waaay left

he gets to it at the outfield grass spins and guns the runner.

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

102 pitches for Bronson, and he's leading off the inning

I would say to pull him, but I have a hunch that whatever Dusty does is going to work. That’s just the type of day it is.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Arroyo is tied for second most hits today...

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

now tied for most.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With Valentin.

Wow.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. Don't forget...

dusty is a genius!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Masterbunter!!!!

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bruce homer

calling it

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 2:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

call again

I think there was a bad connection.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah raspberries

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kepp in a slump - BUNT !!!

I’m callin ’ it

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how about a homer

since, you know, that would be a mistake for Kepp and everything

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK #607 - I'm callin' it

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everybody has a flat out hit

except for Votto now

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Griff!

plates another run

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like that was almost 607

I’m almost as anxious for him to catch Sosa as I was for him to hit #600.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In play, run(s)!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

damn, that was literally 2 feet from 607

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he hit it 605 feet?

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is your meeting finished?

what flavor pudding pop did you get?

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope, still going on

We haven’t gotten to snack time yet.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got caught callin' it short again

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

walking BP to load 'em up for Dunn

make them pay
today
listen to what I say

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BTW

Is Marty going on about how this is indicative of how teams don’t fear Dunn? That’s one of his favorite memes.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not yet.

Thom’s doing the play-by-play though.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and each day, by day, day by day

by day oh dear lord three things we pray to love thee more dearly, to see thee more clearly, to follow thee more nearly, day, by day, by day. Amen.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 23, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walking Phillips to get to Dunn

I know there were runners on second and third, but I’m pretty sure Phillips could have found a way to GIBP.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Adam Dunn they show you no respect...

Hit the ball – way out of park

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

holy shit

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 2:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Adam Dunn absolutely hates baseball

"I got a list of demands written on the palm of my hands. I ball my fist and you're gonna know where I stand. We're living hand to mouth! Hand to mouth!"

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 23, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Grand slam lasers...

they get… tHom… PUMPED!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Trade him now

his value can’t be any higher

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 23, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Adam Dunn too lazy to run t first base..hits ball way out of park

This must truly confound sMarty

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by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else hear Marty doing a Nuxhall in the background

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

verka did

i did as well. pretty awesome

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i stopped listening to Thom in fact and just focused on "dad"

and that is twice today that Marty has given some Ass loving.

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Jul 23, 2008 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

For the phrase “Ass loving”

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 23, 2008 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Video up on Gameday

with Marty’s audio in the background. How fun!

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dunn

right now it seems as if he can homer at will

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 2:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

speaking of which

have you ever noticed that he looks like Will Ferrell?

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

unlike you last night.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

prolly can, the lazy bastard

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another hit for the Love Machine

If this keeps up, I’m going to have to admit that Dusty might know what he’s doing.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

la machina es muy guapo

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

looks pretty good

just get your adjective’s gender to agree with your noun

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Jul 23, 2008 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought "la machina" was a masculine noun

damn you, Senorita Parks

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

splain that au englais - pofortu

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by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

guapa,

la machina es muy guapa

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Jul 23, 2008 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I must say that I do like Javy and does appear that when he gets some reg. PT

he does pretty well. The guy can hit.

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon JV hit the ball

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by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For a second I thought you meant Javier Valentin

I was like, “He did. What more do you want?”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really, though?

Intentionally walking BP to get to Dunn?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No way!!! They really did not bring him up to pitch in the games.

A RED MENACE sighting !!!!

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a perfect time for Coffey.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

They’d rather pitch Affeldt for the 102nd day in a row.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What no David Weathers

That is good but Bronson’s got to be tuckered out after getting all those hits

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by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why Affeldt?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

his arm hasn't fallen off yet

How long has Coffey been on the roster? Seems like he should be rested enough to pitch in a 9-3 game.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

An extended audition?

But if this ends up anything like the movie “Audition,” well, let’s just hope someone’s hidden the piano wire.

And don’t ask Affeldt what he has in his bag.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, it was 3-2 just a minute ago

Nice inning.

Did you guys catch Bill Hall’s antics the last two nights?

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 2:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He did something impressive against a team other than the Reds?

Nahhhh.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cardinal Red is the new Red.

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bill Hall’s ninth-inning home run provided what proved to be the winning run in the Brewers’ 4-3 win in St. Louis, one night after his tenth-inning homer provided the winning run in a 6-3 win over the Cardinals.

Hall is the first major-leaguer in nearly 13 years to provide the game-winning RBI in two consecutive games by means of home runs in the ninth inning or later. The last player to do that was Albert Belle with the Indians in 1995: his 14th-inning walkoff homer defeated the Blue Jays on August 30 and he beat the Jays again with a 12th-inning walkoff homer the next night.

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by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a meaningful record.

The first since 1995 to bat in game-winning runs with home runs in consecutive games in the ninth inning or later.

Impressive.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sarchasm in the night?

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by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Talking shit about ESPN

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by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 2:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoa.

Marty calling out Peter Gammons. Out of nowhere.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

for what?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They got an email

saying that ESPN was reporting that Adam Dunn was traded for Huston Street. After killing the rumor, and rightly so, because it’s not up there, Marty started going on about how much faith you can put in ESPN. And then, out of nowhere, Marty said (paraphrasing), “You know who I bet made up that rumor? Peter Gammons.”

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Hitler

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by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

does anyone know what the history is here

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that was pretty weird

Why are Marty and Thom on the broadcast together?

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by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they do it pretty regular like

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're bickering a little

“That’s not the point!”

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by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting

I thought Marty only did radio? For the Brewers, the radio guys are employees of the team, while the TV guys work for the network (I think).

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by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it is radio

fsn ohio isnt televising this

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they all rotate

on any given day you get two of thom, marty and brantley. george grande and chris welsh do the TV, and sometimes Brantley or Thom help out there

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He does.

I think they’re using the radio broacast on the MLB.TV feed, if I’m not mistaken.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow dude

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 23, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just wait

The Catholic guilt will click in soon enough.

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by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Catholic guilt starts much too late

/Marty points out that only the good die young

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll bet $5 that Coco pitches in this game

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he needs the work.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

You’re probably right. Affeldt lets in a run. All part of Dusty’s grand design.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ill take that bet

im not betting against dusty today

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only reason why I won't take that bet

is because I think Coffey might start the 9th.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see that and raise you a Coffey

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a must-read

link

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by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Pretty darn funny

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by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that real?

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by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhhh... it's on the internet

It has to be real.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"And filled with books!"

Dunno why, but that was my favorite line.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im not a fan of that site

or the dugout, or whatever it’s called. i dont get it

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

see, it's like a fake conversation

it’s an oversized hat. it’s funny.

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what i really meant is

that site sucks

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 23, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OOPS - Nevermind

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by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 for 5

But hey, fingers crossed.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or he's 1 for 5 and still slumping

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by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey look!

Hi Todd!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey he just wants the big bucks

like Weathers and Coco

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by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Gray, look it's Todd Coffey's fat ass

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Todd still on the Prince Fielder diet?

He’s pitching about like Prince right now

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by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

prince is the catcher

ray durham is the pitcher

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by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffey throwing decaf today

groan

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Because

Corey Patterson can’t pitch, yet.

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 23, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fucking shit

here comes Coco

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by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 3:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

but...he got the K.

I don’t get it.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a bullshit save situation

so why not waste the closer unnecessarily.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, really?

WHAT THE HELL FOR? Even if Coffey gives up a grand slam, we’re still up by one and you can take him out then! I know I’m having faith in Dusty today, but JESUS.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's the repressed catholic anger

next comes despair.

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by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even if you absolutely have no faith in Coffey

Is Coco the only person you can toss out there? Really?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy Jesus on a Jeep - STRIKEOUT

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by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 3:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't have Jesus on me

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 23, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Christ needs to pick a mode of transportation and stick with it.

"I got a list of demands written on the palm of my hands. I ball my fist and you're gonna know where I stand. We're living hand to mouth! Hand to mouth!"

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 23, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're right. he really needs to nail that down

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

use the wrist

hand bones too fragile

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by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn

Someone owes Slyde 5 bucks

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by MixFMKyle on Jul 23, 2008 3:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Coco has made it clear that he only wants to pitch in save situations

in fact EVERY save situation

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess Dusty figured he warmed him up

Might as well use him. If he gets a quick out and a save maybe his confidence goes up.

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by MixFMKyle on Jul 23, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Better get the fucking flag out boobs

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How is this a save situation?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 3:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if the tying run is on deck

it’s a save situation

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 runners in scoring position

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by MixFMKyle on Jul 23, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pfft...

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 23, 2008 3:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tying run comes to the plate

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 3:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shit

Not good.

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by MixFMKyle on Jul 23, 2008 3:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

f. t. h.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 3:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I can dig it

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that ball sack?

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by MixFMKyle on Jul 23, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bag of balls

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed.

Just peeking out.

by bengalred on Jul 23, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're on a roll this week

With the fucked up pictures. Keep up the good work, my man.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 23, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cocoa puff keeping it interesting

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is a real confidence-builder for Coco.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we're going to win

calling it

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought this coco guy was supposed to really good

Where’s our $46 million?

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ditto.

"I got a list of demands written on the palm of my hands. I ball my fist and you're gonna know where I stand. We're living hand to mouth! Hand to mouth!"

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 23, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what did he say?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a long drive deep to left field

but it will stay in the park.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With that Marty inflection

"I got a list of demands written on the palm of my hands. I ball my fist and you're gonna know where I stand. We're living hand to mouth! Hand to mouth!"

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 23, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"POOP NOW!!"

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 23, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn

wow.

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by MixFMKyle on Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well, that was a waste of Coco

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Marty sounded like that was a goner

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by MixFMKyle on Jul 23, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit, fucking stop it Marty

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

anyone watching on mlb.tv?

was it close? GD says edge of the warning track

by bengalred on Jul 23, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, warning track corner in left

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, you won

Spiffy.

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by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Two out of three from the Padres.

We did what anybody should be able to do.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only you were in the NL West

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by battlekow on Jul 23, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pops has some serious issues with man photos!!!!

Hey to each his own

I’m tellin’ ya the girl has been on fire (unlike that weird guy Pops is into)

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by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Does 'she' know how to win?

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by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she knows how to do math

she’s a winner in my book

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's so successful at math

that there are now all kinds of provocative pictures of her on the internet.

Malibu Stacy would be proud

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've heard it's really hard to get provocative pictures published on the internet

you have to be like uber-famous or something

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like this

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 23, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps you should give up.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you do realize you're still posting the wrong danica?

I know you think you have what it takes to manage the Reds, and I’m beginning to think you’re right.

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If nominated I will win, if elected I will win....

My 3rd base coach is pictured…

There’s something about a greaser girl that really moves me. Kinda like the way Pops is moved by those ass and ball shots he’s bee a’postin’

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 23, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 23, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up