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Game 103, Thread 2

Prd_brick1_tiny by Rick House on in Game Threads

Valentin has tied things up at 1 with a homer.

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freddie mercury!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 1:47 PM EDT   0 recs

first

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 23, 2008 1:47 PM EDT   0 recs

This guy sure likes to talk

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 1:47 PM EDT   0 recs

no kidding,

shut up, dude,

there’s a big inning brewing

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 1:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The Next Big Thing

kid’s gonna be big.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 23, 2008 1:48 PM EDT   0 recs

hit hit hit hit....

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 1:48 PM EDT   0 recs

Wild pitch

Now it would score two runs!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 1:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Two flat out runs now.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 1:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Kepp

can flat-out coax a wild pitch. now THATS gritty!

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 23, 2008 1:50 PM EDT   0 recs

WP

Suck it, professor

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 1:50 PM EDT   0 recs

Drat.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 1:51 PM EDT   0 recs

flat out

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 1:51 PM EDT   0 recs

GameDay says I can watch Valentin's laser shot

If he handles his laser cat anything like Nitro and Admiral Spaceship, it must have been a sight to see.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 1:52 PM EDT   0 recs

this PR bore is STILL in the booth!

/that kid is back on the escalator

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 1:55 PM EDT   0 recs

this guy is fascinating

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 1:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

shiiiiiiiiit

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 23, 2008 1:59 PM EDT   0 recs

dammit

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 23, 2008 1:59 PM EDT   0 recs

great call from marty

fly ball, should be caught by bruce.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 1:59 PM EDT   0 recs

gameday says he crushed it

i wonder how close it was.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 23, 2008 2:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Christ on a Bike, Bronson

Did Bruce have a shot at it?

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:00 PM EDT   0 recs

a torri hunter circa '02 kind of shot

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 2:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Does it make me a bad baseball fan

if I have no idea how many home runs Barry Bonds has? 769?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:05 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I had to look it up

762, FWIW. Fuck Barry Bonds, by the way.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 23, 2008 2:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I think he's saying Marty is drinking again

should be caught….oh, wait, never mind…20 rows up

by bengalred on Jul 23, 2008 2:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

that ball carried like a motherfucker

looked routine off the bat

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:00 PM EDT   0 recs

Seemed like LLM's did the same thing.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

maybe dunn should just put one in the air

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 2:04 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

If you got a spliff then put it in the air
If you want a rift then put it in the air
If you shakin yo’ ass, put it in the air
If you makin it last, put it in the air
If you leave the crib strapped then put it in the air
Take ya hand of your gat and put it in the air
Snook your bud in the club, put it in the air
Got nuttin but love, put it in the air

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:06 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

welp, i was going to say Arroyo was impressive so far

but 86 pitches after 6 still aint too bad. maybe he can make it quick in the 7th.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 23, 2008 2:01 PM EDT   0 recs

We could use something

from BP/Dunn/EdE here.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:04 PM EDT   0 recs

nice start by BP!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:04 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

good continuation by dunn

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 2:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Uhh... great call.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Huh

Phillips stole a base in front of Adam Dunn. Now that’s something you rarely see.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:06 PM EDT   0 recs

spicoli dropped the ball

and allowed Brandon to get to third

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 23, 2008 2:06 PM EDT   0 recs

goddamit BP!!

you lucky son of a fuck

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:07 PM EDT   0 recs

Warren, you lucky motherfucker!

You want smooth? Sample this.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

scored a CS.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

with an error

interesting….

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Finally Dusty's plan comes to it's complete fruition

the more you get caught stealing, the better your chances are that you will get an error next time.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Everything's coming up Dusty!

Take everything you thought you knew, then get drunk under some power lines. See?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I think the GD people are out of synonyms for home run.

Gerut: “goes yard”
LLM: “laser shot”
Kouzmanoff: “towering drive”

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:07 PM EDT   0 recs

"All your shifts are belong to us"

—A. Dunn

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:08 PM EDT   0 recs

They were making a big deal last night

About how the Padres didn’t shift for Griffey and Dunn.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Dunn hates singles

"I got a list of demands written on the palm of my hands. I ball my fist and you're gonna know where I stand. We're living hand to mouth! Hand to mouth!"

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 23, 2008 2:08 PM EDT   0 recs

Almost as much as he hates baseball.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

maddux is a quitter

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2008 2:08 PM EDT   0 recs

he'll never amount to anything.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

retirement is for quitters.

and so is the hall of fame.

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Maddux would be crucified for that if he was on the Reds

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT   0 recs

for what?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

did he take himself out?

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Pretty much.

Marty and Thom saying that he pretty much looked at the dugout and Bud Black knew what to do. Not the first time this season that’s happened, evidently.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

thought it was a bit odd for the Pads to make that call

their bullpen woes and all.

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

ED MOTHER F’N E!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT   0 recs

In play, run(s)!

EdE!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT   0 recs

Dunn - too lazy to hit the ball out of the infield

He’ll certainly never amount to anything

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT   0 recs

EEE!

"I got a list of demands written on the palm of my hands. I ball my fist and you're gonna know where I stand. We're living hand to mouth! Hand to mouth!"

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT   0 recs

Edwin =

ENFUEGO

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT   0 recs

LET'S GOLF

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT   0 recs

EDWIN!!!!

He’s hotter than a UCLA co-ed in a lingerie race!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT   0 recs

Nothing wrong with that

on either account

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 23, 2008 2:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The girl in the black in the first pic

Nearly caused me to pass out this morning.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 23, 2008 2:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

EDWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m falling madly in love with him. I”m not afraid to say it.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT   0 recs

but

when were you not?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

It was tempered love

now I’m going for it whole hog.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Truly, madly, deeply?

Ooh, I don’t know if I need you, but ooh, I’m dying to find out.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

EDE!

WOW!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM EDT   0 recs

Alle!

(an attempt to say “go” in french)

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Jul 23, 2008 2:12 PM EDT   0 recs

Allons-y!

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

LLM and Votto wrapped that up pretty quickly.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:13 PM EDT   0 recs

never!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

EdE w/ Kepp

Dunn with Griff

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 23, 2008 2:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That sounds nice.

Bruce/EdE/Dunn/BP/Votto I could live with.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Marty vs. Welsh

In golf free-loading.

fascinating

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:19 PM EDT   0 recs

Bronson KKKKKKKornroyo!

7 k’s so far today!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 23, 2008 2:20 PM EDT   0 recs

14 consecutive winless starts

for Maddux, apparently.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2008 2:21 PM EDT   0 recs

Phillips is a fucking wizard

I mean, damn, that was impressive

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by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2008 2:22 PM EDT   0 recs