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Game 102: Thread 2

Dunn_tiny by Slyde on in Game Threads

Tie ball game, bottom of 7.  It's gotta be bigger than life.  Sit back, relax, enjoy the view.  State of the art for you, it's gonna be so huge.  This is gonna be BIG!

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I can haz more runs?

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 22, 2008 9:28 PM EDT   0 recs

First.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 22, 2008 9:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Has Kepp had a hit since coming off the DL?

I think he needs more time off.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 22, 2008 9:30 PM EDT   0 recs

I think he needs...

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 22, 2008 9:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Griffey...feeling the HEAT!

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 22, 2008 9:31 PM EDT   0 recs

My announcer sound just cut out

it’s lovely.

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 9:31 PM EDT   0 recs

with the crowd they've got tonight at GABP

it’s almost like being at the game

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 22, 2008 9:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

my dwight schrute mii

rules at mario kart

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Shrute mii, baby

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by Slyde on Jul 22, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

someone needs to tell this umpire

that a pitch at dunn’s ankles should not be called a strike

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:35 PM EDT   0 recs

but the same pitch is a strike to LLM

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by Slyde on Jul 22, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

it might as well be

he’s just going to get out anyway

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Foul ball to C. Trent

But no one chanted his name.

Welsh: “I don’t think he’s ever caught a foul ball in his life. Caught a few cheeseburgers though.”

Chris, you bitch! I thought C. Trent actually looked pretty good. Slim almost. Welsh just has to shill the burgers.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:36 PM EDT   0 recs

Decidedly better than that picture on his old blog.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You know that 'stache

is only there to hide the stretch marks, right?

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hmm

Our run differential in the 7th inning or later was a lot better yesterday.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT   0 recs

Dunn just got cheered after a walk...

Somebody look outside. is the sky falling?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT   0 recs

There goes Chris, ruining the game with math

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by Slyde on Jul 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT   0 recs

Chris Welsh hates baseball

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

or math

not sure which

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

all that guy does is get on base

why do we keep him?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 22, 2008 9:38 PM EDT   0 recs

we won't

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by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

he's a liability

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by Slyde on Jul 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

"Debbie Does All the Math Homework"

Slyde wants to see that movie.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:38 PM EDT   2 recs

HAWT

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

BTW

there are some incredibly hot pictures of Winnie Cooper on the Internets

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by Slyde on Jul 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

prove it

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 22, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Kevin Arnold was a fucking pussy.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm gonna need more evidence

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by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

We've

moved on to skipping class, getting high and and hoping for a GED.

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I really did

know a girl like that. Pole dancing stripper I used to have relations with put herself through Med-school. I guess she just wanted to be called Dr. Whore.

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah

and look what it got me. On here chatting with you fine folk.

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That's why I wisely stuck with a master's

Less schooling, same result. And it works in the “relations” discussion too.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

soooo rec'd

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

or the sequel

“Debbie does Fermat’s last theorem”

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 22, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up   2 recs

I'm on a rec'ing rampage.

Much deserved. Well done.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

rec for you

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT   0 recs

that rec is for brendan

i hit the rec button, but forgot to hit reply

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

indeed

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Jolbert

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by Slyde on Jul 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Welp, I'm racist.

Their strikeouts all look the same to me.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Same result.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 22, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

nice three pitch K, jolbert.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT   0 recs

but he's batting .350

er, was batting .350

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by Slyde on Jul 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

if jolbert were any good, fans could do a "goldberg" like chant when he hit

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hot Rod in to pitch!

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by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT   0 recs

LinKKin!

No?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:46 PM EDT   0 recs

Good thing he didn't get a third strikeout

Lincoln doesn’t go in for that KKK nonsense.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   1 recs

well done

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 22, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

does Hot rod have a flag?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 22, 2008 9:46 PM EDT   0 recs

may i suggest

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 22, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Or....

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh, you said flag?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

nice inning by lincoln

he is pitching really strong

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 22, 2008 9:47 PM EDT   0 recs

no doubt

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 22, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

'Nukkah I'm too lazy to email

I get reassigned on August 1st, which is a giant bitch. Is the ticket going to be a problem?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 22, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Right now, all tickets are spoken for

Sorry :(

I have tickets for myself to the Aug. 1 and Aug. 3 game. If you can make it to one of those, I can pick you up a ticket.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh good, I wanted to make sure you weren't stuck with one

My new RR commenting location will be the place where Olympic Bomber Eric Rudolph was hiding for 4 years

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 22, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The guest house on Richard Jewell's property

built with his wrongful arrest settlement?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

not so exciting, the one and only Murphy, NC

Where campaign staffers go to be brutally murdered

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 22, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You could intern for a Congressmen in DC

It’s the professional equivalent of that scene in “The Deer Hunter.”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

How long's his contract, just one year right?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 22, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'd like to see 4 runs here.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:50 PM EDT   0 recs

LOUSY strike three call

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by Slyde on Jul 22, 2008 9:52 PM EDT   0 recs

The Reds are doing "80's weekend" as a promotion this weekend

but they are playing the Rockies. The Rockies didn’t exist in the 80’s

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:52 PM EDT   0 recs

Thanks, Alannis

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by Slyde on Jul 22, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The Rockies have existed for several millions of years

Although you’re right, they are one of the newer ranges.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

several millions of years
?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 22, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

mountains are old?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 22, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

George: "They became friends, not just catcher-pitcher..."

It’s a classic love story.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 22, 2008 9:54 PM EDT   0 recs