Game 102: Thread 2
Tie ball game, bottom of 7. It's gotta be bigger than life. Sit back, relax, enjoy the view. State of the art for you, it's gonna be so huge. This is gonna be BIG!
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Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 22, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Has Kepp had a hit since coming off the DL?
I think he needs more time off.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
I think he needs...
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 22, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
with the crowd they've got tonight at GABP
it’s almost like being at the game
It's a lousy night to be an atheist!
my dwight schrute mii
rules at mario kart
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
someone needs to tell this umpire
that a pitch at dunn’s ankles should not be called a strike
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
it might as well be
he’s just going to get out anyway
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Foul ball to C. Trent
But no one chanted his name.
Welsh: “I don’t think he’s ever caught a foul ball in his life. Caught a few cheeseburgers though.”
Chris, you bitch! I thought C. Trent actually looked pretty good. Slim almost. Welsh just has to shill the burgers.
Decidedly better than that picture on his old blog.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
You know that 'stache
is only there to hide the stretch marks, right?
Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Dunn just got cheered after a walk...
Somebody look outside. is the sky falling?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Chris Welsh hates baseball
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
we won't
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
"Debbie Does All the Math Homework"
Slyde wants to see that movie.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
BTW
there are some incredibly hot pictures of Winnie Cooper on the Internets
It's a lousy night to be an atheist!
prove it
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Kevin Arnold was a fucking pussy.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna need more evidence
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
We've
moved on to skipping class, getting high and and hoping for a GED.
Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
She told me that she was putting herself through grad school
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I really did
know a girl like that. Pole dancing stripper I used to have relations with put herself through Med-school. I guess she just wanted to be called Dr. Whore.
Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Whereas you went for your PhD
Pimpin’ Ho’s Degree.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
and look what it got me. On here chatting with you fine folk.
Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
That's why I wisely stuck with a master's
Less schooling, same result. And it works in the “relations” discussion too.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
From what the poster says
It looks like I don’t want to hang out with Math…. Dry hump and underwear friction burns, that’s Math’s style.
Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
soooo rec'd
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
or the sequel
“Debbie does Fermat’s last theorem”
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Jul 22, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm on a rec'ing rampage.
Much deserved. Well done.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
rec for you
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
that rec is for brendan
i hit the rec button, but forgot to hit reply
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
indeed
Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Welp, I'm racist.
Their strikeouts all look the same to me.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Same result.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 22, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
if jolbert were any good, fans could do a "goldberg" like chant when he hit
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
What is your name son: Jollllllbbbbbbert sir!!!
We have a winner
Hot Rod in to pitch!
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
Good thing he didn't get a third strikeout
Lincoln doesn’t go in for that KKK nonsense.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or....

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions

Oh, you said flag?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
'Nukkah I'm too lazy to email
I get reassigned on August 1st, which is a giant bitch. Is the ticket going to be a problem?
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
Right now, all tickets are spoken for
Sorry :(
I have tickets for myself to the Aug. 1 and Aug. 3 game. If you can make it to one of those, I can pick you up a ticket.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh good, I wanted to make sure you weren't stuck with one
My new RR commenting location will be the place where Olympic Bomber Eric Rudolph was hiding for 4 years
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
The guest house on Richard Jewell's property
built with his wrongful arrest settlement?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
not so exciting, the one and only Murphy, NC
Where campaign staffers go to be brutally murdered
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
You could intern for a Congressmen in DC
It’s the professional equivalent of that scene in “The Deer Hunter.”
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
The Reds are doing "80's weekend" as a promotion this weekend
but they are playing the Rockies. The Rockies didn’t exist in the 80’s
So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?
by chandrathan on Jul 22, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
The Rockies have existed for several millions of years
Although you’re right, they are one of the newer ranges.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
George: "They became friends, not just catcher-pitcher..."
It’s a classic love story.
It's a lousy night to be an atheist!
"What do you do on those fishing trips?"
“You mind your business!”
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I've returned to the thread after a tough night at the lanes
BAKO AT THE BAT AND ANOTHER K
Man love vs Bako and a certain pitcher to be named later
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
At least you had those Coronas too soothe your pain, eh Madville?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Oui...mon ami
But tonight we were drinking american!!!! Bud ice and Jack Daniels. I am definately feeling better than Fogg
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
Don't diss Bako
Notice the 2 RBIs. It’s a 3-3 game. Without those two runs, we’d be losing.
All hail the catcher witch.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Pelland's ERA fell below 4.00
Add another arm that now is eligible to be called up. Roenicke,Herrera,Pelland and we get Todd. Yeah, us.
FWIW, it is a rule you have to have your ERA below 4.00 to be called up to the Reds unless your first 2 parts of your name is “David Dewitt”, then it doesn’t matter.
Foggy with 30 stiches in his face!?
I’m speechless.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Got hit with a Votto line drive during BP while standing in RF
Yeah, I don’t know.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 22, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
ever watch batting practice?
Groups (some pitchers) are in the out field while hitters rotate in. Sometimes they don’t pay attention or are focused on shagging fungoes
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
I knew that some thing like that was coming
and you did not disappoint
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
I doubt it was a accident
Votto is a big advocate of the young players.
by Johnnypronto on Jul 22, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I would love for Votto to be a big advocate of beating the other team
Timely strikeout there, big guy.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
If Dusty doesn't have to pay attention, then neither do...
oh god, Lincoln is in for a second inning!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
You know how I got these scars?
Dad kept asking, “why so serious?”
"I got a list of demands written on the palm of my hands. I ball my fist and you're gonna know where I stand. We're living hand to mouth! Hand to mouth!"
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 22, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
For being the best damn Joker there ever will be. Suck it, Caesar Romero!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
NO!
He was actually pitching well! Any word on how long our staff ace of the last few weeks will be out?
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
Rob Mackowiak's July = Jerry Hairston's May
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
So yeah, Bruce can really hit that pitch that falls off the table
and he can’t really lay off of it either. That’s a conundrum.
It's a lousy night to be an atheist!
damnit, that should be "can't really hit that pitch"
I suck at typing. trade me.
It's a lousy night to be an atheist!
We could trade you to Crawfish Boxes and get a pretty nice haul.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
It it goes extra's..........
Think Dusty will go to Volquez for 5 innings?
Lincoln back out.
i don’t see this backfiring at alllll…
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Now on the mlb.com front page...
The Cards’ Kyle Lohse has not lost a start since May 8 and has lost only twice in his past 32 starts.
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
Twice in his last 32?
That ladies and gentlemen, is proof that god hates us
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
Matt Maloney is going to be a stud
This is my new mantra.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Bray, Matewski or Stormy
You picks your guy and you takes your chances
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
Bray, Weathers, Cordero, Majewski, Coffey
Who loses tonight’s debacle?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
boobs has the thread all ready
and he’s itching to post it.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
We score five runs
Then turn it over to Coffey.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, because that's possible.
n00b
/crolfer’d
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Lincoln has written the proclamation
it is now time for the offense to emancipate the fans!
It's a lousy night to be an atheist!
Lincoln is attacking with the North tonight
Those racist Padres. NICE INNING.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Kepp get a hit!
I command thee!
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
I dunno man
Fogg got 30 stiches in his face. And 30 bitches at his place.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
About time for Griffey to hit a fucking home Run
Mother f^&*(ing Keppinger
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
Come on guys!
The pitcher’s fucking name is Cla! You can’t lose to a Cla!!
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
You have to wait until the count is 2-1
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
HEY, LOOK WHO'S UP
SHOW US HOW MUCH YOU HATE BASEBALL, ADAM
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Well, we had a 1 in 3 chance
Stupid other true outcome.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll be honest
I’m getting pretty sick of bonus baseball. Can’t we just win one in 9?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't wait to hear Dusty's explanation
as to why he didn’t pinch run Corey Patterson in that spot.
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
well
it’s only a tie game and Dunn is only the Reds best hitter
It's a lousy night to be an atheist!
beeeeeeeeeppp....
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 22, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm here just in time for extra frames.
Why is Dunn playing in the ninth? Is Patterson incarcerated?
Good start for Billy Boy. Ugh.
And Patterson in for Dunn. Double ugh.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Ain't talkin' 'bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts are made for toys!
Oh, that’s not what you were doing is it?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
well, he should be up next because I thought the pitcher's spot was after Dunn
It's a lousy night to be an atheist!
WTF??
take Dunn out, leave JR in and now put CoPa in?? Dusty you are absolutely freakin killing me
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
Dusty's going to regret this
when Patterson strikes out with the bases loaded in the 16th
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
What you meant to say
is that Dusty couldn’t manage a Burger King, let alone a professional baseball team
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Trust a man called BK to make that call
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Patterson is swinging the bat well.
He’s not actually hitting the ball, but the swings look nice.
why not leave Dunn in and sit JR?
I’d rather have Dunn’s bat than Griff’s in over time
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
Griffey's a hall of famer
Dunn is worthless and should be run out of town.
Plus, Dunn made the last out…
It's a lousy night to be an atheist!
That was a freebie.
Let’s go… Patterson! YEAH!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
As much I hate to defend C-Pat, HE WAS SO SAFE
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Not sure it was a tie
looked like he lost by the slightest of margins.
It's a lousy night to be an atheist!
This may be a lousy game...
But Mets fans just witnessed a 5-2 lead going into the ninth turn into an 8-6 defeat at the hands of the Phillies.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 22, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
-owiack?
Could happen. Every season needs a Bellhorn.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey...
Where is Bellhorn?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
According to wikipedia
Playing for the Jacksonville Suns, the Dodgers AA team.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy crap
Bellhorn’s in AA?
I think the Suns won the Southern League championship the year Bubba played for them.

Sort of. Because of 9/11, they didn’t actually play the finals. They declared both finalists co-champions.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
And use the money you save...
From Dusty and Corey and sign a right-handed power hitter.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 22, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
What's the better 'nukkname?
Pete “Loose” Mackanin, or Dustyevsky?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
What the Fuck is wrong with this team
I really do think it has a lot to do with a bad bench and DUSTBAG
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
sure, gotta get everyone some work
what’s the worst that could happen?
It's a lousy night to be an atheist!
the worst that could happen is that Dunn could still be on this game
glad we dodged that bullet
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by Man Mountain on Jul 22, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That's because Dusty really knows what he's doing...
And really knows the double switch.
This is why EV will be pitching in the 16th.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 22, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Bray isn't exactly a long man
and that last out was a rocket that could easily have driven in a run if Votto was over a few feet.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Jul 22, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, 'Nukkah's mom will be very sorry to hear that.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Whereas Majewski is like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape"
He’s digging tunnels.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Not that I've noticed
He’s mostly been right there, right behind the catcher, all game.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Sometimes he walks back to the wall behind home plate
and sometimes he walks to a dugout and gets a drink
It's a lousy night to be an atheist!
anyone notice how much george talked about fisting
big johns and big a’s today?
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
try to understand, try try to understand Hundley
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Wow.
He has his ERA below 4.50 now. What is going on?
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 22, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
George and the Crappy ol' leftover - Man Love in action
Votto time
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
You know what makes me really want to buy a car?
watching dudes do gymnastics on them. I’m hard for Mazda right now.
It's a lousy night to be an atheist!
I've got a feeling. It's vottomatic.
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have you been drinking?
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Jul 22, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Marty wants Bruce to run.
Turning a baserunner immediately into an out would be a good move.
Oh fuck
please don’t get thrown out stealing. Shut your dapper mouth, Welsh.
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does it give rides?
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Jul 22, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
and why shouldn't it? It looks quite smart.
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by Man Mountain on Jul 22, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
'stache= disguise for stretch marks
Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
YEAH!
I LOVE ME SOME KEPPINGER!
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
pygmalion
but done in a kind of neo-Brechtian kabuki style
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by Man Mountain on Jul 22, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
because it rhymes with Bertold Brecht.
Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Heh.
Our Corey = Their Corey!!!!
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 22, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
i like the way those respective corey's were used tonight
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by Man Mountain on Jul 22, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Keppinger...
...can flat out hit walkoff doubles.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yeah
Who’s uncle is he fucking to keep his job?
Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 22, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Danica - our new talisman - or tailiswoman
Whatever….
MMMMM – Danica is a scrawny thing but she knows all about winning
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
She knows about winning because she loves math.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Uh, dude?
That’s Danica Patrick, not Danica McKellar.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Jim Day is fucking Jeff Pecora that would be my guess
what a couple of pretty boys.
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
How about the bullpen tonight?
5 IP, 0 R, 2 H, 8 K, 0 BB.
Nice job all around.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
No runs at all for the Padres after the third inning
Like deadbeat weekend dads, the Fathers didn’t really show up for this game.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
The much-maligned Majesski
Has been kinda decent lately.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
if Burton were healthy Majewksi would be the 12th man
and he isn’t a bad 12th man.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Jul 22, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well time to sign off and hit the hay
It is unnerving to think what could have hapenned since the break….Thanks God we have Dusty Baker….Starting LLM? Same tired line up ? Well Cueto looked good and Bullpen did the job. No Coco = Win!!!!
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

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