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Game 101, Thread 102

Let's finish off this inning and get Homer in line for a win.

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Homer win this season

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:14 PM EDT   0 recs

damn I just missed on the over under

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by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:16 PM EDT   0 recs

Yeah, good call on that

And everyone who took the under, well done. Barely.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

good god! 112 pitches!

what sort of madman would’ve sent him back out?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:16 PM EDT   0 recs

Surely you jest.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Old Hoss

would throw twice that many

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:18 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i remember gus bell's taint throwing at least 300 pitches in both games of a doubleheader

and you didn’t hear him complaining about it, either

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 21, 2008 9:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

and he wanted to pitch the next day

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Old Hoss

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by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:22 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

think Homer can grow a stache?

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by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

He has one

but it’s not on his face

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

oh

where is it?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Homer NEEDS that mustache.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

nice dp to bail Homer out

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT   0 recs

um, totally how they draw it up

liner 6-3. Yup.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I feel all alone

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by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT   0 recs

flat out.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th. Details at myspace.com/sinfulsavagetigers

by Man Mountain on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT   0 recs

apparently the Padres bullpen sucks

lets upgrade upgrade this lead now.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:21 PM EDT   0 recs

Damn, Dusty is crazy

I didn’t have a problem sending him back out for a couple more hitters, but after that “homer” Homer was done. Yet, he wastes 5 more pitches.

No wonder Dusty drives people crazy.

by Johnnypronto on Jul 21, 2008 9:22 PM EDT   0 recs

Foggy pinch bunting.

Why the fuck not, right?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT   0 recs

I don't get it.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

want to save CoPatt

really. That’s the reason. Fogg may or may not > CoPatt and APhil

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I agree with the fans at GABP.

Booooooooooo.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

David Lee Ross

Working the OBP, eh?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT   0 recs

yeah you know he

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ross has been the sauce recently

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th. Details at myspace.com/sinfulsavagetigers

by Man Mountain on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT   0 recs

shortstop thinks he's special sauce

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hi kids

Just got done putting my house on the market. Any of you kids looking for a 4-br, 2-bath house with a 2 car garage in Cincinnati? Or perhaps I could interest you in 2-br, 1.5 bath condo in beautiful Ann Arbor? We’re here to deal!

BTW, I found out today that my brother reads the site, so “Hi, brother.” I’ll be on my best behavior from here on out.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT   0 recs

In his brother?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 9:25 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

maybe that too

but only if he is as cute as Slyde

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

some say cuter

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by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

impossible

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

How many houses do you have?

And why are you selling them all?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

just the two

and because I can. The condo is actually being rented, but I’m willing to kick her butt to the curb for the right price.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

But...

...where are you going to live? Your parents’ basement?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That's where I live right now

duh. I just dabble in the real estate market because it’s so outrageously profitable.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

are you having a new basement built?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Pretty much digging a hole and putting some plywood over it

and putting in Wifi, of course.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

atta boy

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

He landed on Pacific Avenue

Right after I bought a hotel.

by ken on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I have...

...Yankees Monopoly. (Bubba Crosby is a magenta property, and goes for $140, if anyone’s wondering.)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'll be here all week, enjoy the veal.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Nice

I’d like to pick up the Fritz Peterson-Mike Kekich Chance card myself.

by ken on Jul 21, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL!

Now that would be classic…

Rec’d.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Well then

That worked. Pissmonkies.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 9:25 PM EDT   0 recs

I can't believe that just happened.

WTF, Dusty?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 9:25 PM EDT   0 recs

yeah

What was that about?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

crap

why not let a hitter hit there? i guess we couldn’t use an extra run

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:26 PM EDT   0 recs

not if you are trying to build drama

You know nothing about theater, Caleb.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Or just let Bray make the out all by himself?

Or just tell the ump we are forfeiting the inning? I wonder if Dusty thought of that?

by Brian B on Jul 21, 2008 9:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Do the rules require you to send a batter to the plate?

Maybe Dusty could have just conceded the out and saved time.

by Mr. Edipus on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT   0 recs

Whoa Dudes - Just back from Monday nite Bowling

To find Josh Fogg PH Masterbunter!!!! Boy oh fucking boy-o
Dusty doesn’t even know how to think out of the box sux-cessully.

Where’s you’re house in cincinnati Slyde, How much you asking etc.

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT   0 recs

What the fuck

was that nonsense Fogg PH. Just when you thought that you’d seen the mountaintop of stupid Dusty climbs another peak.

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 9:28 PM EDT   0 recs

storms a brewin

Bailey is nervous

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:29 PM EDT   0 recs

Is the house in Ann Arbor actually in town?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:29 PM EDT   0 recs

As opposed to in Detroit?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 9:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I was thinking like Chelsea or Dexter

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Yep

it’s about a 5 minute bus ride from the heart of campus

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

send the info to me

I have a lot of family in that area

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey, quick question for a friend

Any of you autograph hounds know what the best kind of baseball is to get a signature on? My buddy wants a high quality keepsake for an autograph opportunity he has and he wants to get one that will last. Any insight?

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:30 PM EDT   0 recs

no idea

sorry

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i think the pen/sharpie

is the key

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I figured as much, but this guy has an attention to detail like no one I know

so he wanted to be real anal about it and he thought I would be able to find out for him. I’m like – uh, go to Dick’s and buy one off of the shelf.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

This is the worst possible person to be holding a lead

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:30 PM EDT   0 recs

and the worst possible person

to be holding a donut

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

weathers puts a man on base

this one is official

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th. Details at myspace.com/sinfulsavagetigers

by Man Mountain on Jul 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT   0 recs

like a referee with a whistle

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Nice D

Fatass

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT   0 recs

I can see why Bailey can't make it in the bullpen

Well, at least he may enjoy a Josh Fogg type career as a floor.

by Johnnypronto on Jul 21, 2008 9:32 PM EDT   0 recs

Nice throw by Junya

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:32 PM EDT   0 recs

Nice play by Junyah

He’s having a good night.

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 9:32 PM EDT   0 recs

Isn't Jr. speed with an H ?

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 9:32 PM EDT   0 recs