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Game 101, Thread 102

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Let's finish off this inning and get Homer in line for a win.

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Homer win this season

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, good call on that

And everyone who took the under, well done. Barely.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good god! 112 pitches!

what sort of madman would’ve sent him back out?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Surely you jest.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Old Hoss

would throw twice that many

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i remember gus bell's taint throwing at least 300 pitches in both games of a doubleheader

and you didn’t hear him complaining about it, either

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 21, 2008 9:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Old Hoss

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He has one

but it’s not on his face

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh

where is it?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Homer NEEDS that mustache.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice dp to bail Homer out

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

um, totally how they draw it up

liner 6-3. Yup.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I feel all alone

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

flat out.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th. Details at myspace.com/sinfulsavagetigers

by Man Mountain on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

apparently the Padres bullpen sucks

lets upgrade upgrade this lead now.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn, Dusty is crazy

I didn’t have a problem sending him back out for a couple more hitters, but after that “homer” Homer was done. Yet, he wastes 5 more pitches.

No wonder Dusty drives people crazy.

by Johnnypronto on Jul 21, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

David Lee Ross

Working the OBP, eh?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah you know he

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Foggy pinch bunting.

Why the fuck not, right?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't get it.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

want to save CoPatt

really. That’s the reason. Fogg may or may not > CoPatt and APhil

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I agree with the fans at GABP.

Booooooooooo.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ross has been the sauce recently

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th. Details at myspace.com/sinfulsavagetigers

by Man Mountain on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hi kids

Just got done putting my house on the market. Any of you kids looking for a 4-br, 2-bath house with a 2 car garage in Cincinnati? Or perhaps I could interest you in 2-br, 1.5 bath condo in beautiful Ann Arbor? We’re here to deal!

BTW, I found out today that my brother reads the site, so “Hi, brother.” I’ll be on my best behavior from here on out.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe that too

but only if he is as cute as Slyde

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

some say cuter

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

impossible

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How many houses do you have?

And why are you selling them all?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just the two

and because I can. The condo is actually being rented, but I’m willing to kick her butt to the curb for the right price.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But...

...where are you going to live? Your parents’ basement?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's where I live right now

duh. I just dabble in the real estate market because it’s so outrageously profitable.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pretty much digging a hole and putting some plywood over it

and putting in Wifi, of course.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

atta boy

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have...

...Yankees Monopoly. (Bubba Crosby is a magenta property, and goes for $140, if anyone’s wondering.)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice

I’d like to pick up the Fritz Peterson-Mike Kekich Chance card myself.

by ken on Jul 21, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL!

Now that would be classic…

Rec’d.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well then

That worked. Pissmonkies.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can't believe that just happened.

WTF, Dusty?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

What was that about?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

crap

why not let a hitter hit there? i guess we couldn’t use an extra run

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not if you are trying to build drama

You know nothing about theater, Caleb.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or just let Bray make the out all by himself?

Or just tell the ump we are forfeiting the inning? I wonder if Dusty thought of that?

by Brian B on Jul 21, 2008 9:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoa Dudes - Just back from Monday nite Bowling

To find Josh Fogg PH Masterbunter!!!! Boy oh fucking boy-o
Dusty doesn’t even know how to think out of the box sux-cessully.

Where’s you’re house in cincinnati Slyde, How much you asking etc.

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What the fuck

was that nonsense Fogg PH. Just when you thought that you’d seen the mountaintop of stupid Dusty climbs another peak.

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

storms a brewin

Bailey is nervous

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yep

it’s about a 5 minute bus ride from the heart of campus

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

send the info to me

I have a lot of family in that area

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, quick question for a friend

Any of you autograph hounds know what the best kind of baseball is to get a signature on? My buddy wants a high quality keepsake for an autograph opportunity he has and he wants to get one that will last. Any insight?

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no idea

sorry

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i think the pen/sharpie

is the key

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I figured as much, but this guy has an attention to detail like no one I know

so he wanted to be real anal about it and he thought I would be able to find out for him. I’m like – uh, go to Dick’s and buy one off of the shelf.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is the worst possible person to be holding a lead

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and the worst possible person

to be holding a donut

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

weathers puts a man on base

this one is official

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th. Details at myspace.com/sinfulsavagetigers

by Man Mountain on Jul 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice D

Fatass

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice throw by Junya

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice play by Junyah

He’s having a good night.

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Isn't Jr. speed with an H ?

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Weathers sold his soul to the devil or something

He never used to get these breaks before 2005. Since he joined the Reds nobody has been that lucky wow!!!!

by Johnnypronto on Jul 21, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how ya like me know pronto

that was pretty lucky

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

of course by know

I meant now. Shit I feel like madville

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Very attractive relief pitcher for sale

Power of the Fallen One on his side. Excels in late inning dramatics. Priced to move.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

will throw in

Ann Arbor condominum

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Fallen One

lives in Ann Arbor

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

absolutely!

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also,

he started to play that guitar real good around then.

by ken on Jul 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How 'bout that?

We’re a +35 run differential in the 7th inning or later. Screw you, Dreaded 8th!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Luck as shit there.

Hopefully some scouts were watching.

by Brian B on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he was sure excited to get out of that

and then did his awkward shuffle off the field. Come on, buddy, move your knees.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Strike this sumbitch out.

I say this for dramatic purposes only, and have no actual knowledge of the hitter’s parentage.

by Mr. Edipus on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow. He got out of it.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sit down, cheadley!

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

its pronounced

Hedley

RIP

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love Grande's reasoning behind not having Patterson bunt for Bray

“Save him for defensive purposes.”

This guy is reserved for defensive purposes only, replacing our best offensive player . . . and he’s occupying a spot on the 25-man roster.

by Brian B on Jul 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Many scouts at the park tonight

Hope they liked Stormy’s performance. I did.
Good nite at the lanes – we lost 3 out of 4 but the brewski’s were a ‘flowin’
For a moment there George Grande even seemed as though he was making sense…

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zing.

rec’d

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

obligatory

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

was Dick Butkus in that

or am I thinking of something else?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

'nukkah?

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, I didn't watch that show

I was afraid you were unfamiliar with My Two Dads. I would have taken greatly aback by that outcome.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's De-evolve

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn.

That brings back memories. Not good ones, but memories just the same.

by Mr. Edipus on Jul 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shoulda left the subject line off.

Oh, that LGT…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Viva Coco!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One K, one flag

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What in the world...Christ on a Bike

Pops I had alot to drink tonight, but not that much…eeewww

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Flag'd

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow

Just…...wow

/sidnancy

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mom?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whatever you do

Don’t do a GIS for “midget pimp” with safesearch off. Pic #4. Wow.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's so bad about it?

/Joe-Pesci-My-Cousin-Vinny-C10038635.jpeg”/>

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn

server ruined my Joe Pesci joke.

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Coco to Reds

“All your save are belong to us!”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uh crud

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 21, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There goes the wave

If you’re only going to get 12,000 fans, couldn’t they at least have some dignity?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Um......Coco.....

Please go back to striking mf’ers out.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crap.

I just hope we make sure to leave him in as long as possible. I’d be disappointed if we didn’t.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ruh roh

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WTF?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this guy doesn't strike out

at least he used to be that way

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's why

Dusty held Patterson back

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hanging slider

what did he do with it?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

grounded to Coco

Who slammed into Votto who was charging the ball then threw to Phillips covering. Run scores, Votto’s face hurts.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great.

Now we get to hear and read about more inane drivel about how Coco is overrated and not a good closer. Great. Just fucking great.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seriously

This was mostly shitty luck.

by ken on Jul 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck. ANOTHER infield hit?

Is Patterson in yet? And guess who’s in Centerfield!

by Brian B on Jul 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what just happened?

why is edgar gonzalez on 2B?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oooooooooooooooh

with Phillips covering. got it.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Didn't gamecast explain it any better than this:

“Ground out to first. Ross out at hime. Bailey out at third.”

by Brian B on Jul 21, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry

I was trying to type while cursing, it came out all blurry.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He hit a high chopper off the plate

Coco fielded it, but Votto came in too. The two collided, but Coco threw the runner out at first. The tying run scored, however.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Another blown save....I can't take it...I'm having a Corona

Anyone care to join me? I know Homer will….

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he'll be too busy

with the heavier stuff tonight

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice job by Coco

What a fucking Joke.Hamilton would have gotten that too.
Great Here comes Dickpolehead….What a JOKE

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck this shit. again.

$1 beers at the bar tonight. Being 21 plus being a Reds fan is going to be the end of me.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd say unbelievable.

If it wasn’t so believable.

I still blame the wave.

by Mr. Edipus on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh

I blame Pops, for posting that picture.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(I’m normally one of the last to do that, but seriously – this is pathetic!)

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 21, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I normally don't boo, either, but...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I Blame Dusty

oh great the magic man’s acomin’ soon

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As a pitcher

he’s a fine batter

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So wait... they need to bring someone in with runners on base...

so they bring in Gary Majewski. I hate this team sometimes.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

Can’t complain about Majewski.

But everyone else: BOOOOOOOO!!!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 10:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think I figured it out

CoCo loves it in Cincy and wants to make sure no one will trade for him!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 21, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well then

someone should remind him of his no trade clause through 2009 and tell him to start pitching better

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't worry

no one else would take his contract, just the Reds

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

considering the Yankees and Redsox

he isn’t willing to take any chances

plus, he doesn’t want to go back to Milwaukee

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 21, 2008 10:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This clusterfuck ain't over, folks

RALLY CAPS ENGAGE

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, I just realized that three runs scored...

I thought it was two.

So we’ll have up:
Dunn
EdE
Votto
Ross
Arroyo

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Amazingly Dusty left dunn in the game..Corey must have misunderstood who he was to replace defensively

here’s praying that we can make a comeback…mmm Corona – good and Cold

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so

who’s up for back-to-back?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck this shit

I logged on to post about the win, and I come back to this bullshit. What the fuck is this late inning bullshit Reds. This sucks on every concievable level. I JUST SAW BK’S POST. KICK ASS OR DIE TRYING

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey look, Dunn doesn't come up and hit singles with the game on the line

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I MEAN, THAT SAME POST IN CAPS

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

COMMON EDE

SAVE THE DAMN SEASON

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TYING RUNS ON, LET'S GO, EH

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RALLY CAPS ON

COMMON CALEB JCH AND GEJOE

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

VOTTO

be a hero!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ooooooooooooooooooh

give it away give it away give it away now

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BOOM BOOM CLAP

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FINE

COMMON YOU CANUCK SOB!!!

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

YES YES YES THEY ARE LOADED HELL YES LETS DO IT

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How about a walk off

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hells yeah

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BOOM BOOM CLAP

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ALRIGHT!

BASES JUICED WITH NO OUTS, AND DAVID LEE UP

SHOW NO MERCY!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IF THAT SOB

PINCH HITS COPAT I’M PILING THE KIDS INTO THE CAR AND GOING RETARD-HUNTIN.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   2 recs

THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS, REC'D

BE MERCILESS DAVID!!!!!!!!!!

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then LLM!

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Three straight singles"

What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PLEASE DON'T HIT INTO A TRIPLE PLAY...

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

David Lee TIME

Grand salami please- quick before LLM hits into DP

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BIG SINGLES MACHINE

COMMON DAVID LEE ROSS!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least hit in the air

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn close

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MAKEUP CALL

THANKS, BLUE

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SHITTERBUGS

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK

SWINGS AT A PITCH IN THE EYES

by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Over his fucking head - shit

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was probably not a strike.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LLM

LLM

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs