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Game 101, Thread 102

Let's finish off this inning and get Homer in line for a win.

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Homer win this season

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, good call on that

And everyone who took the under, well done. Barely.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

good god! 112 pitches!

what sort of madman would’ve sent him back out?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Surely you jest.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old Hoss

would throw twice that many

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i remember gus bell's taint throwing at least 300 pitches in both games of a doubleheader

and you didn’t hear him complaining about it, either

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 21, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old Hoss

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has one

but it’s not on his face

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

where is it?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Homer NEEDS that mustache.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

um, totally how they draw it up

liner 6-3. Yup.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel all alone

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

flat out.

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th. Details at myspace.com/sinfulsavagetigers

by Man Mountain on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

apparently the Padres bullpen sucks

lets upgrade upgrade this lead now.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, Dusty is crazy

I didn’t have a problem sending him back out for a couple more hitters, but after that “homer” Homer was done. Yet, he wastes 5 more pitches.

No wonder Dusty drives people crazy.

by Johnnypronto on Jul 21, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

David Lee Ross

Working the OBP, eh?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah you know he

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Foggy pinch bunting.

Why the fuck not, right?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't get it.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

want to save CoPatt

really. That’s the reason. Fogg may or may not > CoPatt and APhil

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with the fans at GABP.

Booooooooooo.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ross has been the sauce recently

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th. Details at myspace.com/sinfulsavagetigers

by Man Mountain on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi kids

Just got done putting my house on the market. Any of you kids looking for a 4-br, 2-bath house with a 2 car garage in Cincinnati? Or perhaps I could interest you in 2-br, 1.5 bath condo in beautiful Ann Arbor? We’re here to deal!

BTW, I found out today that my brother reads the site, so “Hi, brother.” I’ll be on my best behavior from here on out.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe that too

but only if he is as cute as Slyde

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

some say cuter

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

impossible

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many houses do you have?

And why are you selling them all?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

just the two

and because I can. The condo is actually being rented, but I’m willing to kick her butt to the curb for the right price.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

But...

...where are you going to live? Your parents’ basement?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's where I live right now

duh. I just dabble in the real estate market because it’s so outrageously profitable.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much digging a hole and putting some plywood over it

and putting in Wifi, of course.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

atta boy

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have...

...Yankees Monopoly. (Bubba Crosby is a magenta property, and goes for $140, if anyone’s wondering.)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

I’d like to pick up the Fritz Peterson-Mike Kekich Chance card myself.

by ken on Jul 21, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Now that would be classic…

Rec’d.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well then

That worked. Pissmonkies.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't believe that just happened.

WTF, Dusty?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

What was that about?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap

why not let a hitter hit there? i guess we couldn’t use an extra run

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

not if you are trying to build drama

You know nothing about theater, Caleb.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or just let Bray make the out all by himself?

Or just tell the ump we are forfeiting the inning? I wonder if Dusty thought of that?

by Brian B on Jul 21, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa Dudes - Just back from Monday nite Bowling

To find Josh Fogg PH Masterbunter!!!! Boy oh fucking boy-o
Dusty doesn’t even know how to think out of the box sux-cessully.

Where’s you’re house in cincinnati Slyde, How much you asking etc.

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

What the fuck

was that nonsense Fogg PH. Just when you thought that you’d seen the mountaintop of stupid Dusty climbs another peak.

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

storms a brewin

Bailey is nervous

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep

it’s about a 5 minute bus ride from the heart of campus

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

send the info to me

I have a lot of family in that area

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, quick question for a friend

Any of you autograph hounds know what the best kind of baseball is to get a signature on? My buddy wants a high quality keepsake for an autograph opportunity he has and he wants to get one that will last. Any insight?

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

no idea

sorry

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think the pen/sharpie

is the key

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured as much, but this guy has an attention to detail like no one I know

so he wanted to be real anal about it and he thought I would be able to find out for him. I’m like – uh, go to Dick’s and buy one off of the shelf.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the worst possible person to be holding a lead

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

and the worst possible person

to be holding a donut

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

weathers puts a man on base

this one is official

Kentuck Arts Festival: October 18th. Details at myspace.com/sinfulsavagetigers

by Man Mountain on Jul 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice D

Fatass

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice throw by Junya

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play by Junyah

He’s having a good night.

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Weathers sold his soul to the devil or something

He never used to get these breaks before 2005. Since he joined the Reds nobody has been that lucky wow!!!!

by Johnnypronto on Jul 21, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

how ya like me know pronto

that was pretty lucky

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course by know

I meant now. Shit I feel like madville

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Very attractive relief pitcher for sale

Power of the Fallen One on his side. Excels in late inning dramatics. Priced to move.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

will throw in

Ann Arbor condominum

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Fallen One

lives in Ann Arbor

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

absolutely!

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also,

he started to play that guitar real good around then.

by ken on Jul 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

How 'bout that?

We’re a +35 run differential in the 7th inning or later. Screw you, Dreaded 8th!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Luck as shit there.

Hopefully some scouts were watching.

by Brian B on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

he was sure excited to get out of that

and then did his awkward shuffle off the field. Come on, buddy, move your knees.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strike this sumbitch out.

I say this for dramatic purposes only, and have no actual knowledge of the hitter’s parentage.

by Mr. Edipus on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. He got out of it.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Sit down, cheadley!

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

its pronounced

Hedley

RIP

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Grande's reasoning behind not having Patterson bunt for Bray

“Save him for defensive purposes.”

This guy is reserved for defensive purposes only, replacing our best offensive player . . . and he’s occupying a spot on the 25-man roster.

by Brian B on Jul 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Many scouts at the park tonight

Hope they liked Stormy’s performance. I did.
Good nite at the lanes – we lost 3 out of 4 but the brewski’s were a ‘flowin’
For a moment there George Grande even seemed as though he was making sense…

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Zing.

rec’d

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

obligatory

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

was Dick Butkus in that

or am I thinking of something else?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

'nukkah?

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, I didn't watch that show

I was afraid you were unfamiliar with My Two Dads. I would have taken greatly aback by that outcome.

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's De-evolve

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn.

That brings back memories. Not good ones, but memories just the same.

by Mr. Edipus on Jul 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoulda left the subject line off.

Oh, that LGT…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Viva Coco!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

One K, one flag

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

What in the world...Christ on a Bike

Pops I had alot to drink tonight, but not that much…eeewww

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flag'd

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Just…...wow

/sidnancy

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

mom?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever you do

Don’t do a GIS for “midget pimp” with safesearch off. Pic #4. Wow.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's so bad about it?

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Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

server ruined my Joe Pesci joke.

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coco to Reds

“All your save are belong to us!”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

There goes the wave

If you’re only going to get 12,000 fans, couldn’t they at least have some dignity?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Um......Coco.....

Please go back to striking mf’ers out.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap.

I just hope we make sure to leave him in as long as possible. I’d be disappointed if we didn’t.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

ruh roh

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

this guy doesn't strike out

at least he used to be that way

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

That's why

Dusty held Patterson back

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

hanging slider

what did he do with it?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

grounded to Coco

Who slammed into Votto who was charging the ball then threw to Phillips covering. Run scores, Votto’s face hurts.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great.

Now we get to hear and read about more inane drivel about how Coco is overrated and not a good closer. Great. Just fucking great.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously

This was mostly shitty luck.

by ken on Jul 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck. ANOTHER infield hit?

Is Patterson in yet? And guess who’s in Centerfield!

by Brian B on Jul 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

what just happened?

why is edgar gonzalez on 2B?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

oooooooooooooooh

with Phillips covering. got it.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't gamecast explain it any better than this:

“Ground out to first. Ross out at hime. Bailey out at third.”

by Brian B on Jul 21, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I was trying to type while cursing, it came out all blurry.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He hit a high chopper off the plate

Coco fielded it, but Votto came in too. The two collided, but Coco threw the runner out at first. The tying run scored, however.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another blown save....I can't take it...I'm having a Corona

Anyone care to join me? I know Homer will….

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

he'll be too busy

with the heavier stuff tonight

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice job by Coco

What a fucking Joke.Hamilton would have gotten that too.
Great Here comes Dickpolehead….What a JOKE

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck this shit. again.

$1 beers at the bar tonight. Being 21 plus being a Reds fan is going to be the end of me.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd say unbelievable.

If it wasn’t so believable.

I still blame the wave.

by Mr. Edipus on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

I blame Pops, for posting that picture.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(I’m normally one of the last to do that, but seriously – this is pathetic!)

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 21, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I normally don't boo, either, but...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Blame Dusty

oh great the magic man’s acomin’ soon

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

As a pitcher

he’s a fine batter

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So wait... they need to bring someone in with runners on base...

so they bring in Gary Majewski. I hate this team sometimes.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

Can’t complain about Majewski.

But everyone else: BOOOOOOOO!!!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I figured it out

CoCo loves it in Cincy and wants to make sure no one will trade for him!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 21, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

well then

someone should remind him of his no trade clause through 2009 and tell him to start pitching better

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 21, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

no one else would take his contract, just the Reds

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

considering the Yankees and Redsox

he isn’t willing to take any chances

plus, he doesn’t want to go back to Milwaukee

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 21, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This clusterfuck ain't over, folks

RALLY CAPS ENGAGE

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, I just realized that three runs scored...

I thought it was two.

So we’ll have up:
Dunn
EdE
Votto
Ross
Arroyo

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Amazingly Dusty left dunn in the game..Corey must have misunderstood who he was to replace defensively

here’s praying that we can make a comeback…mmm Corona – good and Cold

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

so

who’s up for back-to-back?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck this shit

I logged on to post about the win, and I come back to this bullshit. What the fuck is this late inning bullshit Reds. This sucks on every concievable level. I JUST SAW BK’S POST. KICK ASS OR DIE TRYING

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I MEAN, THAT SAME POST IN CAPS

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

COMMON EDE

SAVE THE DAMN SEASON

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

TYING RUNS ON, LET'S GO, EH

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

RALLY CAPS ON

COMMON CALEB JCH AND GEJOE

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

VOTTO

be a hero!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

ooooooooooooooooooh

give it away give it away give it away now

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOM BOOM CLAP

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

FINE

COMMON YOU CANUCK SOB!!!

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

YES YES YES THEY ARE LOADED HELL YES LETS DO IT

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about a walk off

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Hells yeah

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOM BOOM CLAP

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

ALRIGHT!

BASES JUICED WITH NO OUTS, AND DAVID LEE UP

SHOW NO MERCY!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

IF THAT SOB

PINCH HITS COPAT I’M PILING THE KIDS INTO THE CAR AND GOING RETARD-HUNTIN.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS, REC'D

BE MERCILESS DAVID!!!!!!!!!!

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then LLM!

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

"Three straight singles"

What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

PLEASE DON'T HIT INTO A TRIPLE PLAY...

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

David Lee TIME

Grand salami please- quick before LLM hits into DP

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

BIG SINGLES MACHINE

COMMON DAVID LEE ROSS!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

At least hit in the air

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

damn close

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

MAKEUP CALL

THANKS, BLUE

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

SHITTERBUGS

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK

SWINGS AT A PITCH IN THE EYES

by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

That was probably not a strike.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

LLM

LLM

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

UGH.

THROWS A FISTFUL OF MERCY AT BALL NEAR HIS FACE

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

THE GREATEST PINCH HITTER OF ALL-TIME NEEDS TO COME THROUGH RIGHT NOW

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMNITTOHELL

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK DIE IN A FIRE LLM

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my God

Can we suck any more in one game?

by Brian B on Jul 21, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

LLM

HIT ONE DOWN THE LINE!

by Mr. Edipus on Jul 21, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

BRUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEE

TIME TO MAKE UP FOR THE BAD JUMP, SON.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I THINK IT'S TIME FOR US TO WITNESS THE POWER OF JAYHOVA

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

JAY HOVA

ONLY YOU CAN LEAD THIS RAGAMUFFIN BUNCH TO THE PROMISED LAND.

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 21, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit to hell.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

CRAP

EXCITEMENT GONE.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Godamn honkey

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

You rang?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just making the racism

more obviously light.

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOO

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN THIS TEAM IS SURELY CURSED BY SATAN

GET THAT DAMN VENTING THREAD UP RICK

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 21, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Pathetic game.

I was thinking on the way home tonight that the Reds really played a good game tonight. That was when Homer was taken out of the game and Dusty got involved. Then it all came crashing down.

by Brian B on Jul 21, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Reds Lose! Reds Lose!

I blame dusty, coco and Pops, that was one fucked up picture and one fucked up game.

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry Mads, Here's a Coke and a Smile

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was Mandy's fault - Someone who's first name starts with P and Second starts with D

put up a picture that was so offensive that it started wave at the stadium at the most important moment of the game thereby assuring loss of fan support which resulted in dusty being Cheered and the Reds losing.

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're right, a Coke is not enough

Have a Corona on me

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Grind it in deeper"

You know what I love about print advertising? The subtlety.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding

What on Earth are they trying to imply? The lime? Pshaw.

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

if you just want to postpone the anguish for one more day then here:

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old Hoss still seeking that elusive first W

I still think he’ll win 35

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay Reds fans!

Let’s all race home tomorrow night and watch this shit all over again!

Unfreeze me when Dusty is fired, please.

by Brian B on Jul 21, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

At least if C-Pat would have pinch-hitted, we could have blamed Dusty

This team sucked for the last three innings of this game.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 21, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

we need a new closer

at least for a short time.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 21, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Homer was in Harang's spot, right?

And inheriting his luck with the rest of the team.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

gejoe is correct - we need a temorary closer

Too bad Burton is hurt, cause there ain’t no one else worth trying.
Foog Pinch hitting
LLM – over the Hill
Dusty – playin’ without a plan
Weathers almost fuckin’ up
Pops – with that sick fucking picture
What a pathetic night – this tean has turned to fecal slush

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

BASES LOADED AND NOBODY OUT

and they can’t get the ball out of the infield

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

i don't care who is on the mound

all they had to do is make contact and one run scores

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 21, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makes me feel slightly better

that Bill Hall hit a 3R HR off Ryan Franklin in the 10th. Brewers win 6-3.

by ken on Jul 21, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Krivsky's contracts:

Arroyo: 9.5
Harang: 10.5
Cordero: 12
Freel: 4
Gonzo: 6
Phillips: 6.5=

48.5. Great job Wayne. Add Griffs 4 mill to buyout and that leaves the Reds with 20-30 million to spend on the rest of the roster and 19 spots plus Adam Dunn. Resign Dunn and the Reds have about 10 million.

I mean, What does look up for this franchise?

by Johnnypronto on Jul 21, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't forget Stanton, Castro, and Hatteberg.

All are getting paid to not play for the Reds right now. Also, Jerry Narron is still drawing a paycheck.

But you can’t knock the Harang/Arroyo contracts so much. Harang is hurt and Arroyo has bounced back. Phillips’ contract…what’s so bad about 6.5 for Brandon Phillips?

Gonzo…the only person who could’ve seen that coming is, well, pretty much every Reds fan who’s ever seen this team give millions to any veteran.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on Jul 21, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arroyo and Harang aren't bad contracts

the going rate for a pitcher like Arroyo is $11 million a year, at least. For Harang, it’s $13-15 million a year.

Cordero’s another issue…

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 22, 2008 7:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOO

Horrible. Just horrible. It’s the freakin’ Padres, fer crissakes.

BOOOOOOOO

Sorry, Homer. No win for you.

And why Fogg pinch-bunting? Why not Andy Phillips?

BOOOOOOOO

I hate to be a negative Nellie, but…

BOOOOOOOO!!!!!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Just don't blame Mandy

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I wanna live with a Cinnamon girl

I could be happy for the rest of my life with a Cinnamon Girl.

Put on your Reds shoes and dance the Dusty Blues.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 21, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chattanooga

Sean Henry was replaced in the field during the third inning in tonight’s game. Anyone know what happened? He was hit by a pitch, was caught stealing, and missed a ball in left that turned into a triple. But no other mention of him getting hurt.

by Brian B on Jul 21, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

so let me get this straight

because Dusty used Corderro 4 days in a row, he didn’t have his best stuff and couldn’t hold a 1 run lead. Arroyo could have started the 9th, he was only at 95 pitches, and he could have been given 15 or 20 more pitches. Dusty felt he needed to send Corderro back out there so he could recover from the night before, and due to that he was needed 4 days in a row.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 21, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Justin, this is Dusty

Dusty, this is Justin…(shaking hands)

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 21, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeez you're right

I hadn’t considered the entirety of Dusty’s utter cluelessness. JohnnyP was talking about contracts earlier. We need to add Dusty’s 3 mill a year to that list. I would absolutely positively take Pete Mackanin over this retarded quote spouting, walk hating, veteran overvaluing moron. Lord, this team is still going to end up getting credit for a turnaround under this incompent turd even though he’ll cost us 8 or 9 games all by himself.

Btw, can any of you BBref guys tell me what Cordero’s ERA on 3 and 4 days of continual appearances is this year? I’m going to guess around 16.00

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 22, 2008 8:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here's the breakdown for this season

Consecutive Days thrown:

Split    G   W  L  S BS   IP    ERA   H   R   ER HR  BB IBB  SO HBP
1 Day    31  2  2 13  2  29.1  3.38   21  11  11  2  19   0  34   3
2 Days   11  1  1  6  1  10.2  2.53   10   3   3  0   8   2   9   0
3 Days    3  1  0  0  3   4    9.00    4   4   4  2   1   0   3   0
4 Days    1  0  0  1  0   1    0.00    3   2   0  0   0   0   2   0

Number of days rest:

Split    G   W  L  S BS   IP    ERA   H   R   ER HR  BB IBB  SO HBP
0 Days   15  2  1  7  4  15.2   4.02  17   9   7  2   9   2  14   0 
1 Day    13  2  0  8  0  12     0.75   7   1   1  0   7   0  11   2 
2 Days    8  0  1  1  1   7.2   4.70   4   4   4  1   8   0  12   1 
3 Days    4  0  1  1  1   3.2   9.82   6   4   4  1   1   0   4   0 
4 Days    5  0  0  3  0   5     1.80   2   1   1  0   3   0   6   0 
5 Days    1  0  0  0  0   1     9.00   2   1   1  0   0   0   1   0 
6+ Days   1  0  0  0  0   1     0.00   1   0   0  0   0   0   1   0

Based on this season, it looks like he should be pitching every other day, doesn’t it?

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 22, 2008 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah No kidding

Don’t let him sit for 3 days either. Thanks for the splits Slyde, I hope this past week isn’t indicative of the CoCo we’re going to have on the payroll for the next 3 1/3 years

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 22, 2008 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cordero had only pitched two days in a row

He did not pitch on Saturday

It's a lousy night to be an atheist!

by Slyde on Jul 22, 2008 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

whoops

working kills me because i lose track of the reds. But 4 out of the last 5 days probably isn’t for the best.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Jul 22, 2008 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

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