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Game 100: Reds vs Mets

New York Mets at Cincinnati Reds, Jul 20, 2008 1:15 PM EDT



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New York Mets
@ Cincinnati Reds

Sunday, Jul 20, 2008, 1:15 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Mike Pelfrey vs Edinson Volquez

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to left field at 10-15 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 90.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Mike Pelfrey 8-6 3.64 1.48 64 43



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Edinson Volquez 12-3 2.29 1.25 126 56


Pelfrey's been hot of late.  He's 6-0 with a 2.26 ERA in his last nine starts and he's only allowed more than 2 runs in 2 of those 9 starts.  Only 5 current Reds hitters have faced Pelfrey and while they are a combined 5 for 14, all 5 hits come from Griffey and Flatout Keppinger.  His previous start against the Reds came earlier this season on May 10th in the 2nd game of a double-header.  It was a game that the Reds won 7-1, but 5 of those runs came off of the Mets bullpen.

As we all know, Volquez has come back down to earth a bit lately (4.01 ERA in his last 7 starts), but he finished off the first "half" with a 10-strikeout gem against the Brewers.  Outside of his brief All Star appearance, he's had 7 days of rest, so he'll hopefully be back up to full strength today.  He still leads the NL in ERA and a win today with 9 or more strikeouts puts him back in at least a tie for the lead in each of those categories.  I'll be at the game watching it all happen.

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Personally, I just want the Wagon to call out Pedro for ducking him

In the Dominican Death Duel at the Great American Maul Park, this Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 11:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy cow

6-0 with a 2.26 in his last 9? Can’t believe the other guys are throwing somebody who’s actually outpitching Volquez over the last month.

Pvt. Pyle, you disgusting fatbody!

by Plowboy5 on Jul 20, 2008 1:02 PM EDT reply actions  

umm, who's here?

and who’s Hall? And why is he pitching for the mets?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Present

Not sure about Hall, I just walked in to see Volkswagon air mail one. Nice play by EdE, w00t!

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

word on the f-5

but honestly…who’s got better stuff to do than watch EV on a Sunday afternoon?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depending on how long the game goes

I may be ducking out. Gonna take the kiddies to the park to play in the water. It’s fucking HOT out there.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That said

I love watching Volquez and realizing we actually have a pitcher whose fastball/change combo comes in at 85/83. :)

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap, 95/83

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phew

For moment there, I thought the Reds had somehow acquired Mike Mussina.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 20, 2008 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here.

Only have the radio on as of right now though.

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 20, 2008 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit

Is Reyes earned or unearned due to the WP?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 1:27 PM EDT reply actions  

dang

theres EV’s ER allowance for the day. Is 8IP, 12K, 1ER too much to ask?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Um.....okay EV

Stop screwing around.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

GIMA please?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet

A change you can believe in…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 20, 2008 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Jinx!

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet

I’ll take it. One more and get the hell out of this inning.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew

Let’s get some here, shall we boys?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what 'Nukkah's mom said.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That inning was a bit too Fogg-esque for me

lets see who this “Hall” fella that Grande has pitching is. Josh maybe?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Pelfrey after all

phew, not some random dude that will shut out the Reds.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

FTH?

Half the images hosted on SBNation have disappeared.

I’m seeing some people’s avatars, but not others. The Red Reporter guy in the upper left corner is AWOL.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 20, 2008 1:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I noticed that

The only ones showing up for me are the ones that are probably in my cache.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got that too

but it fixed now. Ok. I don’t know either.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

about damn time

for K #1

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

and #2

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hot tip

If you’re out of the Cincy/NY market, Extra Innings is having a free preview this week I think. They’re showing both the home and away broadcasts, so you won’t have to hear the Grande/Brantley drivel.

by Brian B on Jul 20, 2008 1:45 PM EDT reply actions  

That sounds sweet

Thanks for the tip, but I’ll just follow along up here, so I can chat with you guys! Plus my roomate is playing MarioKart on the teevee.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

1st & 3rd, 2 out

Dunn let one fall in front of him and got booed. EdE threw slightly wide of 2B on a potential DP and got booed. Then a pop out by Wright and we’re out of it.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cripes!

50 pitches for the Wagon through two innings. Time to beat Pelfrey like he forgot to sign his scorecard.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

DUNNER

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

good God!

3 of hte top 4 in the NL in HRs are Phillies? That’s like, insane, right?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 1:55 PM EDT reply actions  

homers

Dunn and Howard only hit homeruns because they play in small ballparks. Everyone knows that.

by Brian B on Jul 20, 2008 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunn

hits another mediocre home run

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 20, 2008 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

!!!!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

this isn’t fun. Come on, EV, don’t give up homers to a Castro!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 20, 2008 2:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Look, I know Cinci has kind of a reptuation for being racist

But if we could forbid anyone named Castro from entering GABP, I’d be down with that.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 2:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Cincinnati is a diverse and caring town

As long as you’re a white male. :)

You’re rec’d for the idea, btw.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, uh,

Does anyone else think another visit from Mario Soto wouldn’t be a bad thing?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Milwaukee picked up Ray Durham

Normally I wouldn’t really see this as a move to benefit a contender, but Durham does have a .385 OBP, and Rickie Weeks is batting .218. America’s Best Brew Crew gave up Darren Ford and Stevie Hammond (who was immediately kidnapped by the terrorist V). I guess it’s a good move; don’t know anything about the prospects.

Thoughts?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Volquez really coming back to earth

We really can’t afford that to happen. Volzquez’s performance has made up for the disappointing year that Harang has had. If he starts to slip, does that mean Josh Fogg is our new ace?

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 20, 2008 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

ah, the internets

yesterday we were nigh-invincible, today we’re fucked. Thankfully Houston’s coming to town soon.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yesterday...

We had taken 2 of 3 from the NYMets and had our ace going to close it out on Sunday. Today, our ace is stinking up the joint. What a difference a day makes.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jul 20, 2008 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

A lot of the extra base hits are going to right field

Can Griffey do anything about them, or are they legitimately doubles and triples?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

triple was sorta iffy

but yeah, Volq’s getting hit hard.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guh

I don’t know if I’ll stick around to finish this one up.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh

GameDay had an “In play, run(s)” up after Beltran’s at-bat. I thought we were proper fucked. But we are still sucking out the joint.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, good way to start off the inning

but man…Griffey would’ve crushed a couple of those pitches 10 years ago

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I respect him for all he's done and all the shit he's taken

But I honestly can’t see why anyone would want to bring him back next season.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice start to the inning by Griffey

Time to get back in this game and really stick it to Pelfrey.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

eeeeh

I’m not so crazy about stealing with Dunn at bat…but hey! 2 bases! neat-o!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

and then there's the sac fly

I thought he had it. And I just learned that 7 of Dunn’s last 8 hits were HRs. 3 true outcomes!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that comes out as Encarnacion of Islam

which is pretty meta, if you ask me.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never seen Ed E flip the bat like that

and he also was pointing at somebody after he gave Votto a high five.

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 20, 2008 2:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Three

The Aggressive Witch is not the same thing as the Catcher Witch, Bako. She charges less, but she cannot guarantee you the same results.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alrighty... I'm here... Go Reds!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2008 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

yes, tis

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brantley is such a front runner.

Volquez throws 2 strikes, and suddenly “he’s back.”

by Brian B on Jul 20, 2008 2:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Volquez is pissed today

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's back

to going from an 0-2 count to walking the batter. And as soon as Delgado wants to go back to sucking, that’d be fine with me.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

tomorrow!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 20, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

shhhhh

it’s his last inning – let him think he’s doing good!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 20, 2008 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit EV

I want to win this series!

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

OK

just a PBF, then.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 20, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks, bud

unconventional, but works. Now lets get Volq the win, eh?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY

I finally called one.

OK, the REDS are going to win today!!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 20, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

So rec'd

Is it ironic or just sad that I watch the games with the TV muted?

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo hoo!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

shucks

well hit, though.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 20, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

So underrated

She is just gorgeous IMHO.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

if you like bald chicks

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 21, 2008 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do

I find it distinguishing.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 21, 2008 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about bald chicks...

...who can switch-hit?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 21, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

AndyFan starts it out by sticking it to his former team

But he gets confused, because both the Reds and the Mets are former teams of his.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

True, but no loss either

And given the way he pitched, that’s the bigger accomplishment.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 20, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can cheer you up

check out the Nats on BBRef:
Ron Belliard leads them in HRs with 9. Jesus Flores leads RBIs with 38. Christian Guzman (!!!) is their best all-around offensive threat.

I am so glad I’m done with Bowdenmania

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It does make it easier to keep your allegiance to the Reds

when the team in your town is as bad as the Nats. Zimmerman had been their home run leader with 8 for a long time, and he’s been on the DL half the season.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW

Are we ever going to get to play the Astros this year?

by Brian B on Jul 20, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

next series

I think

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Affeldt strikes out Reyes

Somewhere, shortstop is feeling a tingle in his body that he can’t quite explain.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Reyes just got pwned

by Affeldt. The power of Christ Compells you!
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...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

well, shit

shows what I get for mocking a religion. It was supposed to be Steve Martin in Leap of Faith

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Affeldt has been balls to the wall lately

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I want to keep him and Weathers for the stretch.

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Keeping Weathers = Keeping Conine and Hatteberg

We’re doing pretty well, but we’re not catching anybody this season. The three best NL teams are all in our division. Weathers has pitched decently at times this season, and pretty damn badly. There’s no reason to think he’ll get better. The time to get rid of him is now, and get back whatever we can for him. If we keep him, we get nothing, and he potentially hurts us in a year when we can reasonably expect to contend.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

OK, I agree

what about Jeremy?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

we could probably get something good for him

and Danny Ray wouldn’t be too bad of a lefty. So go for it.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind keeping him

However, he’s also probably our best trading chip out of the bullpen. If we can get something good for him, I would trade him in a heartbeat. Especially if we don’t have plans to sign him beyond this year. And if we do have plans to sign him beyond this year, I’m a little concerned about what kind of contract would be offered to him.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like you were a spirit

Speaking through me. I’ve been telling anyone who will listen that we need to sell and set up for a run next year. We’re not catching the Cubs, and we’re not catching the Brewers/Mets/Phils for the wild card.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 20, 2008 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Affeldt

nice inning after almost walking the pitcher to lead things off!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 20, 2008 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

For all of his "control problems"

Affeldt has only walked 18 batters this year.

by Brian B on Jul 20, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, nows the time

to chase Pelfrey back out of town!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

really?

it worked for me. It didn’t work for you?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

the picture

was Doug Pelfrey. Bengals kicker of yore.

Man, my image-based jokes have been a big bag of fail, haven’t they?

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better Petroleum!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell Yes!

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

HRBP

I like these. Especially when they are upper deck in left

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 20, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

um

it really didn’t look like he hit that all too hard. But he did.

Reds are makin the Mets their bitches this series.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

when he was with us

he kept on making bases empty, 2 out jams. No fair.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

David Wright just stole...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

NO!

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

EPIC NOT GOOD

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2008 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

We all know how that ends

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

honestly

can someone explain the “I will invade you with the north” bit to me? I never got it, I mustve missed that day on RR

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's an "Office" reference

“As Abraham Lincoln once said, ‘If you are a racist, then I will attack you with the North.’”

—Michael Scott.

Given our love of “The Office” and pointing out racism, and the fact that our reliever’s name is Lincoln, it seemed like a good fit.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

comprendo

gracias

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

can he go two days in a row?

seems sketch when his arm is connected with rubber bands and gluestick. Maybe Weathers?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or how bout Coffey?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

No?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was my first thought

but VERY HIGH LEVERAGE SITCH probably isn’t the best way to welcome him back to the bigs.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ABSOLUTELY NO

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa!

The ump called that a ball before Bako caught it.

by Brian B on Jul 20, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

GITSF?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Brantley glossing about how strong Mike Lincoln's hands are

Uhh… that’ll be enough, Cowboy.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I just thought of the movie ghost

and then did an Adam-Dunn-into-cooler-of-ice. Except into a cooler of acid.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

And yet, he has a gentle touch

But mostly he just makes Brantley feel safe.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lincoln strikes!

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

you know whats sad?

I don’t know if you were referencing Castro (Fidel), Chavez (Hugo) or Chavez (Cesar)

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by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

best I could find was a certain

Humberto

So either Brendan really knows his Portuguese politics…lets stick with the first two.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It does

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well then

Weathers or Coffey ye shall see.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not excited i will be

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd go for Weathers

or Coffey if we get some runs.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reyes burned by the Catcher Witch!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck

What was that? 4 pitches?

by Brian B on Jul 20, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Pattersonesque,

Jolbert

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I just went to the bathroom, what'd he do

club a seal, set fire to a bus full of nuns, and dance on Nuxy’s grave?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Pitch DP

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forecast?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Stormy.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

60% chance of givin' up the lead.

So if you’re at the stadium, bring an umbrella. It’s going to be raining baseballs and warm hurled beers.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like he needs

Lincoln to caress him and numb his pain with his fingers.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weathers

was killing ‘em softly with his song.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weathers

brought his fuck lion today

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

1-2-3 up, right?

Good vibes here…I’m thinking they bring in Wagner, and Phillips finishes it. Who’s with me?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

oooh, Duaner!

even better! Suck it!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

CMON BRUCE

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions  

LET'S FLAT OUT TAKE THE LEAD, KEPP

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

KEPP

FAIL

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, well played by Wright

you know that before this game, Kepp had a .399 SLG? That’s, um, not so good.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

JR will do it

I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)

by Griffeys Animals on Jul 20, 2008 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi Hello and Welcome

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

RALLY CAPS

disengage

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

don't worry

still time for my Wagner-Phillips premonition. Just you wait.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty throws caution to the winds

Time for CoCo

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

ruh roah

this could be disappointing here.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Phew, nice catch by Kepp

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Delgado should have bunted him over!

too bad we have Dusty and they don’t!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 20, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bako loves snacks!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

we need another PBF, I’m afraid.

The regular kind will do (please).

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 20, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Castro up

expectations down.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa!

Huge caught stealing by Bako! Siddown, Beltran!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

PAUL BAKO

IS A CRAZY WITCH!

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

wooo!

running into stupid situations! I remember those things all too well!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice pick by Votto!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Graves-style inning there

please don’t do that again, Mr. $12 mill a year.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

RALLY CAPS ON!
BOOOOM BOOOOOM CLAP!

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

haha, remember last time they pitched into Phillips

this could be epic. Shit, me and Brantley agree.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

come on Dunn!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

workin' the walk

I knew I could trust you.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

and Dunn isn't getting pinch-run for!

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

COREY ISN'T PINCH RUNNING?

I’M STUNNED

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

YOU SHOULD WEAR

YOUR STUNNA GLASSES THEN

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

now he is

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 20, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can't see this going well

and EdE left his fuck lion in the dugout

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pointless pointless pointless pinch runner.

Dusty is the WORST! Actively trying to lose this game.

by Brian B on Jul 20, 2008 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh, I didn't mind it there

He was trying to win the game in the bottom of the ninth. It’s not Co-Pat’s or Dusty’s fault that Votto and EdE couldn’t make contact against Duaner.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, that was unfortunate

and now our only real offensive weapon is out of the game. You know what I have to say to that?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not worried about our offense

We have other weapons if they ever decide to hit. It’s our bullpen that’s fucked. We have another inning of Coco, then Coffey, then… what?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Er, Bray

But he’s shitting the bed too. Point stands.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK

COCO AGAIN?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

And now Patterson’s going to get an at-bat with the game on the line and screw it up.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

double?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 20, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

great, a fat fuck

without a real name just got a double. The curse of Corey lives

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That guy

has good speed. He looks like any random Molina brother could outrun him, but he’s got pretty good wheels.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 20, 2008 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

great start bray

depressed caps engaged

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

ruh-roh...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

fuck this shit

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS SHIT

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Great.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

So...

Dusty brought in a lefty to face 3 straight righties (and a switch hitter).

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 20, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

You sound surprised...

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would be either that or Coffey

apparently he thinks Coffey is still fragile. I’m not sure what the right answer is in this situation.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm beginning to think

this Homer Simpson/Dusty Baker isn’t the master strategist I thought he was.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

GICD?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

that's why the lefty is in...

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

CATCH THE GODDAMN BALL BAKO

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

if you're gonna dance with the catcher witch

you don’t get to choose the song

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck me

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

too busy

fucking this shit

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Magic man

Here to end this misery

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

resty?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

at least he had the balls to throw strikes to Tatis

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 20, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the biright side

It seems like Dusty won’t be tempted to use a starting pitcher in relief tonight. Oh, and shortstop? I think you can put me back in the Ross-over-Bako camp.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Reyeses

Those Reyeses are heinous.

by Mr. Edipus on Jul 20, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

cancel

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHO STILL BELIEVES?

RALLY CAPS ENGAGE

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

WHY THE HELL NOT

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last man on the bench

Probably didn’t want to burn his last catcher.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 20, 2008 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

any other suggestions?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

wagner is our daddy

daddy waggs

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

edwin has a bruised ego

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

I’m probably going to have a bruised pet puppy after watching more of this dusty bullshit

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

LLM

Just because he bats right-handed, doesn’t mean he can hit right-handed.

by Mr. Edipus on Jul 20, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN LLM

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

daddy waggs!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, there it is.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 20, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

dang

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

fucked this shit

I’m out…take care and finish your weekend well, y’all.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 20, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Billy Wagner aint so hot

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 20, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

nice effort reds

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

shoot

me

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 20, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

if anyone wants to stick around

to talk about losing or whatever, hit the open thread:

http://www.redreporter.com/2008/7/20/575326/open-thread

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2008 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

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