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Game 86: Number 2

All tied up at 5 in the bottom of the 4th.

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Johnnypronto

That’s the funny guy’s name. Where’s he?

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Homer Bailey is pitching tonight in Louisville, so he'll be around later to give us his "expert" analysis.

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bako has a picture of footsteps in the sand in his locker

One day he asked the Catcher Witch, “Where were you when there is only one set of footprints? Those were my toughest times as a baseball player.”

And the Catcher Witch replied, “Ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free.”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Anybody catch Bronson singing the America song?

He broke out his inner Badroyo for that.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At first I thought it was a JTM commercial spoof

But then I realized the horror.

BRONSON ARROYO CANNOT SING. He sounds like a poor man’s Nickelback.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on Jul 2, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Poor Man's Nickelback"

I am soooooooooo glad I missed that.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 3, 2008 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's more valuable in Scrabble?

Xavier Nady or Doug Mientkiewicz?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddammit Xavier Nady!

When did he get this good? And is he a Hall-Star at this point?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I get that one!

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I say yes

He has the highest tOPS+ against the Reds out of every team he’s played more than four games against.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

career vs. Reds: .340/.365/.587
overall: .278/.335/.451

11 of his 74 career HRs are against the Reds Just 7.5% of his PAs are against the Reds.

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And 11/74, incidentally

is 14.9%

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doug Mientkiewicz

Doug Mientkiewicz: 38
Xavier Nady: 24

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another one?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess you could say Nady has been the X-factor in this one.

I’ll go sit in the corner now.

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Scramble, even

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Want to play?

Not at the moment, but I am in need of opponents.

He's extremely quick and good.

by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again!

Always assuming I’m referring to myself!

We aren’t all as self-absorbed as you, you know.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

scramble is fun...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why wouldn't he?

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

because of the four letter word

F O G G

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 2, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you gotta give him more than one failure

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

We’re all doomed. He will get crushed in his next start.

He is not extending on his pitches.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he needs an MRI.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 2, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He pitched really well his first two games

And got hammered in Great American. It’s happened before.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

four

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it just seems like he had to get out of a lot of jams the first two starts, and he did

not so much so tonight …. could be worse though … at least its not milton

by joshuar9476 on Jul 2, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

young pitchers are like good mashed potatoes

they have their lumps

I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...

by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey battlekow

How is it working out, batting the pitcher 8th? Are the Brewers even still doing it? Is there an appreciable difference than batting him 9th?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ruh-roh

Did Thompson turn back into a pumpkin tonight?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 2, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 2, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no GIBP here

so he might as well hit one out

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 2, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Phillips

could end up with around 40 doubles, 100 rbi, 30 hr, 30 steals and 100 runs scored. No Red has ever had a season like that before. Only been done 10 times in history. That might be something to root for in the second half.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 2, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Soooo... what'd I miss?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's 7-5.

Check the FB app, another good response there.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

will do

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree... Good thing SOME fans appreciate Dunn...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

am I the only one that doesn't give a fig

about the All-Star Game?

Dunn has been to as many as FeLo. Harang has been to none. Griffey is voted in this year…what’s the fun here?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 2, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I generally don't watch.

But Voltron should be there, which might be fun.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 2, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm.... Looks like EdE hasn't hit that home run I was expecting...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Could Be...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But isn't he up in the sixth?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah... Here it comes...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn walked... EdE is about to tie things up

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why isn't Dustyevsky pinch-running for him?

Corey Patterson is ready!

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 2, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Patterson's just not lucky

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not even with Brendan's mom.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pitch to him Bautista!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahhh, swinging at ball four.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of ball four . . .

Did you see Grant Balfour closing out the game last night? Impressive.

by Brian B on Jul 2, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Job Career Eliminated- Psychic

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Job career, eh?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kind of like an ATM machine.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 2, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or a river bank

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, like that.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or the Sahara Desert, right?

Are we talking about redundance?

by Brian B on Jul 2, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

... Yes. Potential Career... Job Career... samee difference

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that doesn't help.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 2, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well... that sucked

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what happens when you clog up the bases.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And when EdE decides to disprove your psychic abilities

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

where did you go to school? What area did you concentrate on?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 2, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We just got LaRoasted...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 2, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thompson only had a 7.8k/9 rate in the minors

His mechanics are excellent, but the whole package simply isn’t ready yet.

FWIW, Bailey looked good tonight outside 1 inning where his mechanics got screwy. That is what happens when you overcoach and try to change a pitcher as YOU want them not what they are.

But he did rebound in the 6th for the quality start. Good thing, 7k’s, 5 hits all singles NO extra basehits.

Prediction: Thompson will finish the year in the minors and Bailey has a huge Augest in AAA and comes up to the majors to pitch in September and looks ok. Next spring with the wind & rip going from the start(as he should of the last 2 seasons) with no extra coaching, improves his offspeed pitches by throwing more strikes and wins 15 games as a 23 year old.

by Johnnypronto on Jul 2, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But when does he get an MRI?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kill The Dustyman... but not really... I'd get arrested

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Keppinger at first, eh?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hopefully the move will pay off

and keep those nasty lefty’s out of the game

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 2, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

... Heeey... Votto's not at first... you can't say eh...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

too risque

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Risque?

Cue battlekow…

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

silly rabbit

Patterson couldn’t replace him then

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 2, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would make way too much sense.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And we tried it already.

It’s like moving Kearns to 3rd. It makes a lot of sense but just isn’t going to work out.

by Brian B on Jul 2, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

here we go

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 2, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

COMMON CHERRY!

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No... I think He's a rather rare cherry

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

... and I just capitalized He... Jay Bruce=God?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CLUTCH WALK.

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

über clutch

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yuck

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But we all know that the Ninjas own the Pirates

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Marlins?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

... No... They are called the Ninjas

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(it's a totally different team)

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think some people here

need some RealUltimatePower or something

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 2, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's Crystal Meth in a can!

Warning… May contain Anna Kournikova.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd btw

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone seen Battlefield Baseball?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

... it can't be told... just go rent it

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

movie

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

isn’t it really, really violent?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 2, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorta... really really weird is a better description

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

... Big Lizzard Video?

Where was that?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's kinda like Shaolin Soccer...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Troma films are fucking crazy.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Griffey to lead off

What do you think, another line-out?

by Brian B on Jul 2, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinking of a monkey...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

... it was an invisible monkey

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's scotomaphobist!

Whew, that took me a while . . .

by Brian B on Jul 2, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

double off the wall

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 2, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll let you know in a minute what I think he's going to do.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna guess strikeout, swinging, on a pitch that was way too high.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

common Junior

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 2, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Junior's talent is anything but common...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

more like Kommon

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

unfortunately these days it is

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 2, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

true...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Untrue

That’s Griffey’s first strikeout since June 27.

Has Griffey’s reputation changed so much that we don’t even bother looking things up anymore before making comments like this?

by Brian B on Jul 2, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

I’m not worried about him offensively… mostly defense…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wasn’t referencing strikeouts. My point was that he is little more than an average outfielder these days.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 2, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch

Swing of frustration there.

by Brian B on Jul 2, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We need baserunners for Dunn.

Get on base, BP.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

John "Muthafuckin Sandy Koufax" Grabow is killing us

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was listening to XM this morning and they were talking about the scouts watching Weathers last night.

They openely remarked how it was not Weathers’ fault that he gave up the runs. It was because he had bad defense behind him. I can only imagine they were talking about Griffey.

Seriously, what was Griffey supposed to do on a line drive in a tied game with the go-ahead run on base? If he pulls up and takes the ball on the bounce, he gets criticized.

by Brian B on Jul 2, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

didn't Weathers give up

a single, double and a triple?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 2, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not to mention the game

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crap

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Some guy named Bautista just went yard off of Billy

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HELLZ YEA!!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

crolfer, one of the d-bags on the Reds board just made a comment about EdE

which means it’s time for him to prove somebody wrong.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sounds gooooood to me

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

... and noooooot goooood to EdE...

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by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

I can’t stand how much grief EdE gets in this town.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Really crappy"

is almost “RALLY CAPPY!”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's our DPH

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LLM!

DOUBLE POST!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LLM!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LLM!

DOUBLE POST!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 2, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 2, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LLM A 2-BAGGER!

AND GEORGE GRANDE IS A DOUCHE-BAGGER!

by Brian B on Jul 2, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AND WHEN I MOW, I'M A GRASS-BAGGER

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND WHEN A-ROD ROLLS... HE'S AN ASS-GRABBER

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

:D

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

REC'D

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LATIN LOVE DOESN'T ALWAYS STOP AT LADIES EITHER

EVERYONE BEWARE

(Can I get an Enrique Cruz)

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not really... please don't post any links...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we lose two of three to the Pirates

sad, sad, sad

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 2, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And this one belongs to the butt-pirates

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He "hopes you'll stick around for Reds Live"

Because “there’s a lot of highlights”. I don’t believe him.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 2, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Soooo... That was kinda sucky...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least "Your Little Hoodrat Friend" by the Hold Steady is playing on iTunes

If there’s a better song…. it’s “Stevie Nix.” But “Hoodrat” is excellent too.

“We used to drink beneath this railroad bridge. Some night’s the bus wouldn’t even stop, there was just too many kids!” [bitchin’ guitar slide]

by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Best band in America, I say!

Just saw them Sunday in Brooklyn for for fifth time. Nearlly brought me to tears. Even though their new album is nowhere close to touching Boys and Girls in America.

"Glory is upon us, Reds fans! Glory!" ~ F.V. Alan

by Young Lefty on Jul 3, 2008 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now "Sweater" by Weezer

Sorry Rivers, Sweater doesn’t live here anymore.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here It Goes Again

OK GO

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fantasy update - I hate Ned Yost

He just went out and yanked Seth McClung with 1 out in th 5th. And they replce him with another hard-throwing right hander. McClung has given up 2 runs, albeit on 8 hits, but struck out 6. With the D-backs down 2-1, that kills my quality start and means that McClung can only get me a loss. Fucker.

Russell Branyan has 11 home runs this year. And 18 rbis. In 89 at-bats. Unbelievable.

by Brian B on Jul 2, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Talismanic mojo is a two way street

Megan Fox was supposed to help the Reds win. Instead, the Reds suckiness has caused her to break off her engagement. Although considering she was engaged to Brian Austin Green (yes, really), this probably goes down in Megan’s win column.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 3, 2008 3:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Talismanic depression?

We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?

by Gray on Jul 3, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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