Game 86: Reds vs Pirates
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 4:38 PM EDT
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Pittsburgh Pirates at Cincinnati Reds, Jul 2, 2008 7:10 PM EDT
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Milford High grad and Kent State attendee John Van Benschoten makes his hometown debut tonight after getting called back up to the Majors earlier this week. I'd like to say the Reds should put the smack down on him, but you and I both know how these things tend to turn out. Honestly though, wouldn't it just be super swell to score some runs early and have a nice relaxing walk to victory?
Thompson makes his 3rd start of his career and his first at GABP and against an NL team. I think it would be just dandy if he got his first MLB win too. Don't you agree?
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Righty-lefty straight down the board
Van Benschoten won’t know what do with himself!
Oh, and I wonder if John Van Benschoten gets mad at Jarrod Saltalamacchia for pipping him to the longest last name in major league history, sort of the same way I have a hatred of David Aardsma for stealing the first spot in the MLB Encyclopedia from Hank Aaron.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Votto-Bako
will throw him off.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, um.
The Courier-Journal has a piece on Josh Fogg’s latest start in Louisville, where he allowed four hits and walked two in eight-plus innings. He took the opportunity to whine that the problem was that he wasn’t pitching enough in Cincinnati:
Fogg made three April starts for the Reds before being moved to the bullpen. He made seven relief appearances.
“I sat down there a month and a half and didn’t pitch,” Fogg said. “I wasn’t stretched out whenever I got the chance to start again, so the opportunity to come down here and get stretched out was big for me.
“I needed to be able to throw 115 pitches every five days instead of throwing 12 pitches every three.”
So I know this is premature and all, but if Thompson keeps it up, and Volquez and Cueto keep looking good, what do we do with Fogg?
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 5:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is annoying.
Has anybody else been able to get a blockquote to span line breaks?
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have successfully....
Blockquoted a ton of shit I never meant to. If I figure out how I did it, I’ll let you know.
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 2, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no trouble blockquoting single paragraphs
but I had blockquote tags around the whole part quoted above, and it dropped the block after the first paragraph.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
trying
Fogg made three April starts for the Reds before being moved to the bullpen. He made seven relief appearances.“I sat down there a month and a half and didn’t pitch,” Fogg said. “I wasn’t stretched out whenever I got the chance to start again, so the opportunity to come down here and get stretched out was big for me.
“I needed to be able to throw 115 pitches every five days instead of throwing 12 pitches every three.”
Chris Dickerson produced all the game’s runs.
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 2, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cut him
im sure we could get a PTBNL. he really isnt worth anymore than that. he isnt very good in the pen and i dont think i’d want his sultry attitude around.
Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 2, 2008 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't gonna post any cheesecake tonight
But “sultry attitude” too much to resist.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im proud of you Brendan
very proud.
Stephen A. Douglas was a great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the Great Emancipator.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 2, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
... Does her tattoo say "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies"?
...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, King Lear.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure it wasn't King Leer?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I get it.
That’s a pun!
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was pretty impressed that Fogg has pitched into the 8th inning in his last three starts
I don’t really blame him too much for whining, since we did sit him for so long. But I also don’t blame Dusty for sitting him because he was terrible when he did pitch. If he is starting to put things together, then I think that makes it a lot easier to try and trade Bronson Arroyo. I love Bronson, but he’s about to get a huge salary bump next year, and I don’t think he’ll be worth the money. He’s basically league average at this point (with some wild swings towards both good and bad), which is what I’d expect of an improved Fogg. If we could get something decent for Arroyo, and if Fogg keeps pitching well in AAA, I’m happy to ship Bronson off and stick with Fogg for the rest of the year.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How are we gonna win tonight?
C Trent says the Buccos put Matt Capps on the DL.
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2008 5:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How you know your fantasy team sucks
I read that and thought, “oh, saves help for my crappy NL-only team!”. Looked at the league, and I already had two of the possible three replacements. Had no idea.
sig lines are for suckas
by jch24 on Jul 2, 2008 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looking at Van Benschoten's numbers
He certainly pitches like he’s from Cincinnati.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 5:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
My g/f’s cousin played with Johnny Van Benschoten at Kent State. He always tells me how big of a mistake it was for them to make him a pitcher. Claims he could have been an above average hitting RF with a plus plus arm.
by kennythered on Jul 2, 2008 6:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone?
Anyone know the extent of Freel’s injury? mlbtraderumors.com reported a few teams had interest in him but I haven’t heard how bad the hammy was and if he’d even play again this year.
by kennythered on Jul 2, 2008 6:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Atleast he didnt do this...
per yahoo…
Jul 2 The Diamondbacks placed Chris Snyder on the 15-day DL Tuesday with a left testicular fracture.
by kennythered on Jul 2, 2008 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That may be the most painful injury in the history of mankind.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Likewise... I wonder how he went about GETTING that... Madonna?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So... In other news... On the Reds facebook application, someone just attributed 5 years of consistently great OBP from Dunn as luck... Apparently it was all because of the pitchers...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 6:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Replied.
Check it.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice...
When I read that I literally laughed out loud… And could not stop for a full three minutes. The excuses people find to diss Dunn are astounding.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I think they've run out of arguments on there, so they're just making them up now.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes sense... Not sure they had real great ones in the first place.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They didn't.
This is the worst one so far. The reason why Dunn gets on base consistently is controlled by the pitchers, and he’s gotten lucky the last 5 years. Any way you read that argument, it’s completely stupid.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupid and then some... I was amazed when I read that...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is the name of the app?
There are like 10 of them
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was fast.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go DT!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ack, balk.
Where is last night’s third base ump tonight?
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa... we're losing... already...
It must be Adam Dunn’s fault.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Rivas double, too?
GD is confused.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
... Well... This is not a real great start...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS, DARYL.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He made the Doumit... get a hit...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Psst... Daryl... you're facing the Pirates, not the Yankees.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 7:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm the only one here to see the Pirates BATTING AROUND in the first?
Might as well post another one of these.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Look! We got out of the inning... Must be a connection
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seabass gone for the year, Freel reinjured maybe a month maybe more
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
by dunnateher on Jul 2, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That could be bad...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Babe Bruce!
We’re 1/4 of the way there!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BRUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!!!!!!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BBRRRUUUUCCCCEEEEE
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
by dunnateher on Jul 2, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You can put it on the board.....YES!
Jay Bruce will single-handedly bring it back….to win the game on a walk-off
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Van Benschoten's ERA
Lets keep it at a sideways 8
by kennythered on Jul 2, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha, nice.
The math nerd in me appreciates your comment.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit
I was too busy listening to “America! Fuck Yeah!” to see the homer. Screw Canada Day!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like Bruce leading off...
but I’d rather have Hairston #2.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Personally
I’m a fan of Cherry leading off.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, those are my favourite 1-2.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Canadia has changed you, man
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GD is confused again.
Did Griffey make an out?
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone play Beat the Streak on mlb.com? I see someone is at 46.
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
by dunnateher on Jul 2, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is he allowed to play?
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
by dunnateher on Jul 2, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as he doesn't bet on a Reds player
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, the second inning is starting well.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Bruce triumphed over the clan McLouth
Rangers over Celtic!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats
sectarianist!
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 2, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So The Bruce is Scottish then?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bruce with a busy inning
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like Thompson dodges some bullets that inning.
by ken on Jul 2, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldnt know... GD
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DUNN.....GONE
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe FSN could come back from commerical before the first pitch in the inning
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
remember the "I would rather have one run every inning than 4 in one inning" guy?
well, I think we’ll win this 9-4
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 2, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats a good plan
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
9 leadoff home runs
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DUNNER CONSISTENCY!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
just luck...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitchers are letting Dunn get lucky again
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they are padding his stats so the Reds can trade him
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sweet
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
by dunnateher on Jul 2, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dunn... That guy is just lucky...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Edwin got plunked
He’s not so lucky.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's plucky though
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
plunk-y maybe
see what happens when you make me try to do puns?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EJECT HIM
It was after a home run…obviously intentional
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Knowing his luck, Edwin would be ejected for getting in the way of the pitch.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EJECT EDWIN
He threw his helmet!
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did he slam his glove?
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
by dunnateher on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
On second thought... I'm okay with Van Whathisname
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Van Beathisassin
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Van Benschoten.
Local boy, good story. I’ll cheer for him in any game against anyone other than the Reds.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Van Benschoten
ah Dutch…from the language that gave you the picturesque town of ’s-Hertogenbosch
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 2, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the best name in soccer
Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh God! Get that thing off of Chris and George!
I feel better about leaving town for this weekend now.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 2, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ok guys....1st and 3rd with no outs....
SCORE THIS TIME
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why isn't Bako bunting?
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This comment brought to you by the letter B
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In play, out(s)
Not promising.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What are you doing EdE?
stop and don’t run on that
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
... I think I'm 2 plays behind...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
get BP and Farney
away from EdE!
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's OK... EdE will make up for it... HR in 6th inning or so
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BRUCE BABY!!!
BOOM….....OUTTA HERE!!!!!!
Saves the day once again
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm still on Thompson...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same here.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello
I brought boobs.
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Look! There's a piece of pineapple in her drink!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The punchline: watch Fox on the 4th and see her streak.
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True to the FOX sterotype eh?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aren't you too young to be cynical?
Shouldn’t you be brimming with the idealism of youth, confident you can conquer the world?
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He just saw his first R movie
And now he’s dead inside.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to conquer the world
I’ll do away with air pollution and then I’ll save the whales!
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah... a bunch of rats exploded
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And she didn't even get naked!
Asses don’t count.
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
... I saw Hitman too... My friend and I weren't expecting that...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hitman was an entirely different crappy movie
As for the rats, I kept waiting for Willard to show up and kill everyone.
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The rats exploded...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try telling that to the cops
and the parents of those kids on the schoolbus. Seriously people, it’s time to let go of your outmoded notions of modesty.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to blow up rats...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he just shit
thunderbolts
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 2, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So I guess Bruce is happy to be seeing a RHP, eh?
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh wow
I picked a good time to show up. Hey, can we borrow Bruce when you guys have an off day?
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Will you bring... erm... "pineapple"
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
should be a "?" at the end
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(When he's healthy)
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, sure
Trade ya?
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
... let's just stay at borrowing for now?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!
(I decided to cheer when it came up on my GD… I’ll cheer at my own pace tyvm)
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, we're ahead now?
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who brought the tee?
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey battlekow... Did you know that OBP is actually all luck?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait wait
I think I get this one. You’re mocking that one guy.
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is entirely possible
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't fall for it!
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He only tagged him twice.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
throw was wide
good throw may have gotten him
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Phillips can flat out smell it
according to brantely
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"It" being Brantley?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
It may in fact be Brantley who is dealing it.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could be his hair jelly
The pleasing aroma is half the point.
by ken on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know about Brantley
I think he favors Fop.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's bona fide.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"it" being stolen bases
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BP stole third...
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by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he try for home too?
Since he’s never content with just stealing one at a time.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well... He did take 2nd with the double...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone want to know how to set Firefox as their default mail client?
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't say I wanted to know...
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, you did
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I ever refer to myself?
I just answered your question in the affirmative.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe my reply wasn't directed at you
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He can read thoughts
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has bulimia?
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoa... actually he did... i read it the same way
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to back up battlekow here
Yes was a pretty clear response in the affirmative.
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Slyde
you were telling me “no” also means “yes.”
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No means yes and yes means yes
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get rid of your other internet browsers?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, email client
So that it stops opening Outlook Express when you click mailto: links.
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
... Get rid of outlook express?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
install linux
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kubuntu doesn't like my wireless card
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about regular Ubuntu?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
tell him to get over it
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't install ubuntu, then.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's homering either here or the 6th
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
must be the 6th
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In play, out(s)!
Suspenseful.
We ain’t no last place team are we Pops ?
by Gray on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Grande just said I'm in the booth.
I am NOT in the booth.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I suppose you don't have a delicious value menu either.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ask your mom about that.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 2, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta feed the dogs and mom will prolly want the computer, so I'll be back in an inning or two
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Feed your mom to the dog
Voila, both problems solved and you have the computer. Plus, you can look at infinite porn (that sounds like a code from Duke Nukem).
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's your mom's user name?
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thought for sure boobs was the answer to that one
He's extremely quick and good.
by battlekow on Jul 2, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
evilcontrolfreak666
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 3, 2008 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoah
look at the scoreboard at the top of the front page. It’s like the 3rd inning didn’t even happen
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, check out my new threads
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/7/2/563857/game-86-number-2
I want a hamburger. No, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips...
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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