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The Reds took the lead back on a clutchtastic slap by Valentin. 8-6.

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Suck it, Duaner!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:24 PM EDT   1 recs

crap... beat me to it

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:25 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I remeber that

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:25 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Really...

You were around for RR Classic?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

pops daniels is so old he used to just be pops

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

no shit

somewhere there’s some asshole named Pops whining about why the Jets can’t find a decent quarterback.

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yes

i was but I didn’t always comment. Was usually at work.

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ahh, very nice.

Same here, actually.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

nice

June

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:24 PM EDT   0 recs

SUCK IT DUANER!!

(mine’s in all caps)

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:25 PM EDT   0 recs

plus he's not having an even mediocre season

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

time for some flags

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 17, 2008 10:28 PM EDT   0 recs

VIVA COCO!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:30 PM EDT   0 recs

that's not waving

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm not FVA

I don’t have the clearance to pull that off

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

oh ok

good effort :-)

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

let's go CoCo

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:31 PM EDT   0 recs

Man I hope that CoCo gets this done quickly - Really fast

I’m ‘bout to pee my pants….

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:33 PM EDT   0 recs

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:34 PM EDT   0 recs

Me encanta Argentina

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

fuck

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 17, 2008 10:34 PM EDT   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:34 PM EDT   0 recs

Crap.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:34 PM EDT   0 recs

mutherfuckers keep ruining my day

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:34 PM EDT   0 recs

fucking fan got in the way

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 17, 2008 10:34 PM EDT   0 recs

... I don't like Argentina anymore...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:35 PM EDT   0 recs

Oh for the love of...

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:35 PM EDT   0 recs

man! fuck dat spider

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:35 PM EDT   0 recs

The least that fat assed fan could have done

is catch the ball!

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:35 PM EDT   0 recs

We're kind of screwed if it goes to extras

Pitchers remaining: Bray, Fogg, and Majewski. And of course Dunn is gone.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:36 PM EDT   0 recs

I wonder if Dusty

will ever notice that the defensive replacement never ever fucking matters, yet their spot in the order often comes up again.

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

And as we've mentioned so many times before

the gain from a Bruce – Patterson – Griffey outfield over a Dunn – Bruce – Griffey outfield is pretty small. Now, a Dunn – Patterson – Bruce outfield might be somewhat better, but that’s impossible.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Great Job CoCo + plus Griffy needs to about a foot taller

And can anyone tell me where our best power hitter is right now?

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:36 PM EDT   0 recs

Anyone else notice

Patterson is in the game?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:37 PM EDT   0 recs

that's just great

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The scorched and salted earth is sorta hard to miss

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

fuck cordero sucks now

stormy should be the closer

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:38 PM EDT   0 recs

trade CoCo, now!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

ruh-roh

3 straight hits!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:39 PM EDT   0 recs

4

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

5

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

and 6 :(

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Is anybody warming yet?

shit i couldnt tell u cuz i dont know

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:40 PM EDT   0 recs

A blown save

at least we’ve not had to deal with a blown saviour tonight.
And why the fuck is Griffy not the guy who is replaced for defensive purposes? He can’t run or throw any better that Donkey – If this game is lost the blame is squarely on Baker. No questions…no ratinal shit here – IT IS BAKER’S loss, if it comes to it.

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:40 PM EDT   0 recs

gay jesus

blown saviour?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Bingo

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ugly

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:42 PM EDT   0 recs

this is a great way to lose a game

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:42 PM EDT   0 recs

why the hell is he still in?

fth?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:42 PM EDT   0 recs

our manager...

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

relax

Koko has been a great addition to the ballclub.

what are the odds of six straight hits?

by obc2 on Jul 17, 2008 10:45 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

It's time for Bray

and his womanly hips.

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:43 PM EDT   0 recs

No, he's in center.

Bruce moved to left, and now the defense is SO MUCH BETTER.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Because defense wins games.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:44 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

CoCo suckin' the big one tonight...shades of last year

What’s CoCo been in 12 of the last 14 games…but he had the ASG break…oh well give me a chance to pee and pop open another Corona.

Maybe this turn of events has something to do with the fact that they’ve only played the Bronson JTM commercial once tonight.

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:44 PM EDT   0 recs

Man

did Ramon Castro just break out of jail?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:46 PM EDT   0 recs

8 runs should be more than enough runs to win this game.

FTH our bull pen better not go on the fritz 2nd half.

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:46 PM EDT   0 recs

So wait... we bring Billy in to pitch to a righty?

What?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:46 PM EDT   0 recs

Due up for the Reds if this half inning ever ends:

EdE
Votto
Ross

and maybe…

Bako/Cabrera
Bruce
Keppinger
Griffey
BP
Patterson

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:47 PM EDT   0 recs

There's

got to be a way for the Reds to get a run and load the bases to get Patteson up for a clutch strikeout.

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

oh my god.

how many different ways can YOU lose a baseball game? This is a spectacular blow up.

by Brian B on Jul 17, 2008 10:48 PM EDT   0 recs

412

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

not we

that dumbass in the dugout with the toothpick.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on Jul 17, 2008 10:49 PM EDT to parent up   2 recs

man! fuck dat spider

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 17, 2008 10:50 PM EDT   0 recs

this is really starting to feel like last year

in the way nothing is ever easy and the bull pen is always an adventure

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 17, 2008 10:51 PM EDT   0 recs

Maybe monkeys will fly out of Dusty's butt...

Wagner is a horse

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:51 PM EDT   0 recs

Where's Duaner when you need him?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:51 PM EDT   0 recs

Well, that was fast.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:51 PM EDT   0 recs

yeah really

wouldn’t want anyone to actually work to get on base or anything

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 17, 2008 10:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

It was a busy out

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Down to David Lee...

Shit Shit Shit

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:54 PM EDT   0 recs

they get 6 straight hits off our closer

we can’t get the ball out of the infield

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 17, 2008 10:54 PM EDT   0 recs

We did score EIGHT RUNS

That should generally be enough to win a game.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

a loss is a loss is a loss

doesn’t matter how many you score.

One thing that gripes me is that every one takes advantage of our park, except us. Ugh I hate this game sometimes

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 17, 2008 10:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That was fucking stupid.

Way to go, Dusty.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:54 PM EDT   0 recs

what was that 6 pitches?

nice job Reds, nice job

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 17, 2008 10:55 PM EDT   0 recs

8, 5 of them to Votto.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Was that a checked swing?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:55 PM EDT   0 recs

WTF was that?

Fitting ending to a shitty game – Fire Dusty

Fire dickpolehead

Fire weathers

Have another
corola, er corona

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:55 PM EDT   0 recs

wait...

what did weathers do tonight?<