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The Reds padded the lead with a flat-out triple. 5-2.

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watermelon

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's racist

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 8:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dam mafucka u just fucked up da mood, i guess i aint sayin no more jokes

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good time and riches and son of a bitches i've seen more than i can recall

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was fun.

Good night y’all.

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Jul 17, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hitter?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Fay is just angry

Dunn isn’t a better lover.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 8:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Santana Out!

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or white!

either one is newsworthy

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 8:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2 Coronas and holding

1,1, -

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what da fuck is cold cereal

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dunn is the worst out field in the game trade him now.

A real shortstop could have stopped that ball from getting into the outfield…trade Kepp too

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

worst outfielder that is

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn

way to give it back….and give it back fast.

by bengalred on Jul 17, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nah we still gots the lead.

get ready for 4 innings of bullpen domination

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 8:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Remember that Burton is out for tonight.

cuz he was all fiend out

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

when weathers blows this game in the 8th

i’m going to go apeshit

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 8:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well played, well played

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 8:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

singles post

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 17, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

blue...

i just went over to maggard’s blog and saw that he finally posted the south american point guard story…but only for premium members

i hate that guy

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

its probably made up

no one could call him on it.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Clownboy says that Dunn's ABs the best he's seen all year

Boy Brantley is not making sense. doesn’t he know anything about Adam Dunn’s season? God I’m more frustrated with the level of the announcing than Dustbag

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why didn't BP steal third while he was at it?

fuckin real

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, no

you can’t criticize him. he plays good defense.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who's that kid in the Cubs hat

and can we stab him?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

slyde's at the game

you’d better text him your orders

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so much for the lead.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damnit damnit damnit Jquest

way to suck

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is not going to be over quickly

we will not enjoy this

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

with montreal poster?

fuckin real

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Affeldt would not approve

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 9:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i would have 2 say bof

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck disney

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 17, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who's idea was it to leave Kwat Toa in the Gaem

Fire Sri dustgag

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What are you drinking?

shit I downed a forty last night in 2min. and 37sec. yea, beerfest bitch! im ready 4 da boot!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm sure this'll jinx it

but this is by far the most normal a game thread has been in some time

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FULL MOON

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeremy is the evangelical replacement for Hobbs

The Sun God wasn’t on Kwat toa’s side
But Jeremy has a personal relationship with Christ on a Bike
another Corona for Mads please…3 and counting

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

um

why didn’t we double switch affeldt in?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that would take foresight

you think dusty was paying attention to who was scheduled to hit?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Phillips? Andy - Why not LLM?

I guess its only fair since he played a couple weeks for the Mets and has kept that great average…now batting for the Reds – SINGLE – Dusty’s a genius.
Jose Feleciano…I thought he was blind….

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah and Light My fire too

Light my fire, light my fire, light my Fire, etc

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kelly Pavlik fans:

Pavlik has a new opponent, Bernard Hopkins. Fight takes place on PPV Oct. 18.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon Reds... you can score again.. I'm back

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Finally...

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Soccer fans:

Columbus Crew up 3-2 over KC at the beginning of the 2nd in a rare nationally televised match

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why should i

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not really

There are probably more MMA fans than soccer fans on here, in all seriousness. ‘Nukkah’s not even around…

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i like mma not soccer

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rampage be crazy

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't really like MMA

just boxing. I’ve watched a few MMA fights but I can’t get into it. much better athletes in boxing.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that MMA stuff gives me the willies

i feel like in boxing, at least they have gloves and rules and stuff. i feel like in MMA they are only one step away from doing that tied-together knife fighting from the “Beat It” video.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they wear gloves in MMA

and it has a great number of rules

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i know i know

i just wanted to make that “Beat It” joke. i thought it was funny, anyway.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I laughed

It doesn’t matter if it’s wrong or right.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 18, 2008 10:27 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rare?

ESPN2 shows an MLS game every Thursday night. That’s EVERY Thursday night.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 18, 2008 10:27 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, I know that.

The Columbus Crew are rarely playing in that game, however.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 18, 2008 10:34 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, gotcha

True enough. They usually aren’t so good. This year though, they’re one of the best teams in the league.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 18, 2008 10:36 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've seen them a few times

They’ve definitely got some talent, with Schelotto and Moreno up front, and Rogers on the wing. Ekpo is an exciting young player who pulled off one of the most impressive attacks I’ve seen when I went to see them play, and Hedjuk is pretty solid on D. They’d be the best team in the East if it wasn’t for your United, and they probably should have gotten 3 points last night.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 18, 2008 10:43 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes, im always needed somewhere

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok, fellas

beautiful thing about being in a college town: 25 cent drink nights.

So I’m heading out now and may not be back until Thursday. I’m glad I could provide the meme for the night. but I gotta ride wit my fuck lion

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

its thursday already

you have 2.5 hours of drinking to go.

by obc2 on Jul 17, 2008 9:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That'd be the only beautiful thing about College Park

I live in the worst goddamn college town in the country. And the only bar that had really nice (read: cheap) happy hours is closing. Fuck Fairfax, fuck George Mason.

Sorry. I’m bitter and cranky cuz I didn’t get much sleep last night. By the by, The Dark Knight is the friggin’ snacks. No one will ever top Heath Ledger’s Joker.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 18, 2008 10:30 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Its a drive....the center fielder is tracking it and catches it near 2nd base

and you wonder why we’re not scoring runs in crucial situations.

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the team's not clutch

it can’t flat out execute
it flat out can’t execute
it can’t hit with RISP
they’re not gamers
they’re not winners
not enough bunts

it has to be one of those

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

racist Mets

Lincoln will shut down there slave-driven economy.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

im glad somebody got it

thanks for backing me up crolfer. you a stand-up cat, thats right.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes, i can stand up

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh yeah?

What’s the deal with airplane food?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

take my wife

please!

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i just flew in from jersey

boy are my arms tired!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you mean..

.Airplane food… what’s up with that?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I tell ya

I get no respect. When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no respect

i got married recently you know and im in bed with her consumating and she looks at me and says “are you gay?”

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mets Vs. Indians... interesting series

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Phillips and Griffey can flat-out communicate

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*chants*

SLUR YOUR SPEECH!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm one ahead of you, my man.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm 5 behind you

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You've got some work to do, young padawan.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i prefer grasshopper...

(entomology is my thing)

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I didn't have to drive...

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's alright, your new sig makes up for it.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's sarcastic

I’m unemployed

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just found a PARTIALLY drunk bottle of Pinot Grigio

Whatever that is…some kind of wine I think…hmmmm not bad if you chase it with a hearty slug o’ Corona

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A flawless first term

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rumer Willis is not attractive

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Neither is Bruce Willis

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who's zed?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

from oral pleasures?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that sounds NSFC...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...or technically NSFM

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(M=Me for those of you with a BAC of over 4%)

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not there yet.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AKA not dead yet

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i didn't understand!

then i got stuck without tickets…

i’m sitting at my computer crying and listening to the concert on sirius

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he aint what he used to be.....

seen him in the 80’s, 90’s and 00’s

i think he should tour acoustic and do that old shat. he cant carry a tune, bro.

by obc2 on Jul 17, 2008 9:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the new plan is to go see him in indy in a couple of weeks

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well M.Willis Fine Art & Design is beautiful

Anything you want – RRs get 50% off MSRP

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Think Dusty will notice the glaring 0-fer-4 in the 3-hole?

or realize he’s the only starter not to get on base???

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"griffey will hit"

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if you mean "wall"

that’s already happened.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why is it this is the time in his reds career that he chooses to stay healthy?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bite your tongue

that is just flat-out mean.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ouch that hurt

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Launch one, EdE!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kid is rakin'

i can dig this. he needs to do this for another few months.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not a bad game for EdE.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DOUBLE POST!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Clownboy just got finished telling us that EdE didn't have a chance

what a fucking idiot – Suck it JB

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's go Joey

too early for… RALLY CAPS?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IM IN

LETS GO DAVE ROSS!

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LLM - Bako?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SLur SLUR slurp

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR MERCY, DAVID LEE

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

might as well JUMP!

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wtf

did i read Ross’s stats as 3 HR 12 rbi??!

by obc2 on Jul 17, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YEP

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

too many beers dude

i think youve had enough.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh you meant for the season didnt you?

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

keep drinkin'

yer just fine

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

104 ABs

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 17, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

boom boom clapppppp

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BOOM BOOM CLAP

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CLUTCH WALK.

Who’s up?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LLM

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LLM

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LLM

here…...we…..go

by obc2 on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

here's the DPH

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WELL, AT LEAST DUSTY GETS WHAT HE WANTS

LLM BABY!

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK LLM time...waqit - Um Manel coming out to make a pitching change

I’ll take this moment to finsh off this corona…its getting warm.

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice.

.486 OPS vs. LHP is up!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ACTUALLY, PATTERSON WOULD BE BETTER HERE

GUH…MY SOUL JUST DIED A LITTLE.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OPS DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING

HIS A PROFESSIONAL PINCH HITTER

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE SCHOENWEIS

HE’S 5’7, FAT, HITS .229, AND IS A HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

.143 BATTING RIGHTY

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"THE REDS BEST PINCH HITER THE LAST 3 YEARS"

I DONT KNOW IF GEORGE KNOWS WHAT THE WORD “BEST” MEANS.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DITTO

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JESUS LOVES US!

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LATIN LOVE, THAT IS

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LLM!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pudge!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GAY JESUS DOES EXIST!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LLM!!!!!!!!!

HES DA SHIT

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOLY CRAP

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES. FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LLM - worst pinch hitter in baseball

Jesus ain’t the only one who loves him

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that just bought us another two years of valentin

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good

he’s my all-time favorite REDS player!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For only 1 more year?

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LLm

fuckin real

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope you're wrong.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh noes

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what's up with Burton?

is he on the dl?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 17, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah i dunno

“sore shoulder” i think dusty hates him

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

strained oblique or lat or soemthing like that

he should be back soon. no dl.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not on the DL

They said something about a sore shoulder before the break, he’s not officially on the DL though

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's with Freel in Dusty's doghouse

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sore lat muscle

felt something when there was a long down time between pitches due to somebody arguing balls and strikes – and he didn’t get to throw any to stay loose.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I could read Rob Neyer's blog all day

and never get bored. Great stuff.

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 17, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dang... it IS Stormy...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Storm's rollin' in

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and he's headin' back from somewhere that he never should've been

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dang is fucking right

t

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hang on to your butts

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

weathers is locked in

according to Brantly – over the past 15 games…I guess i missed those games

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holy Tornado

Stormy is all over the place.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

take the weather with you

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

walkin' round the room singing stormy weather

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lead-off error

man on second…great.

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 17, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A La Danny Graves

whoops BP 2nd fuck up tonight

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

According to GD

86 mph fastball

Just wow!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dang

BP put on his cape for a minute, but it got caught in the phone booth.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

brantley just called valentin the reds' best pinch-hitter

HE’S A CAREER .202 PINCH-HITTER!!! YOU CAN’T JUST REMEMBER A FEW MOMENTS! HE’S TERRRRRRRRIBLE!! I FEEL LIKE KILLIN SOMEBODY DONT BE DAT PERSON… LOL…. NOT REALLY DONT BE DAT PERSON

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 17, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you seem upset

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 17, 2008 10:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but we need three catchers!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Me too, then

Trade Joey

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

speaking of which

i’m glad we didn’t give up homer and votto for joe blanton

or erik bedard

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who da fuck is dat!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated

just cause that’s what came up when i hit control v

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that is not a bad walk

seeing how he has hit stormy pretty well in the past

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 17, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sup all you drunkards

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

howdy

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

crolfer says hello

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I are not drunked

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or even remotely inebriated

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All the greatest entomologists were drunks

Like Ant Man.

No wait. Ant Man was just a wife-beater. Iron Man was the drunk.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 18, 2008 10:38 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in full buzzed splendor

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holdin a baby

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good source of protein them babies

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pinot Grigio has a fragrance reminicent of racoon urnine

Strike this fucker out Stormy

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STORMY

I’m out

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Welcome Pops

I’m ‘bout to start on Corona #5…feel free to join me

Good job Stormturd…now strike out this next fucker

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I is in

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs