This game, this thread

Boy Brantley is not making sense. doesn’t he know anything about Adam Dunn’s season? God I’m more frustrated with the level of the announcing than Dustbag

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

why didn't BP steal third while he was at it?

fuckin real

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

no, no

you can’t criticize him. he plays good defense.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BP - get fucked in the #4% on that stupid move

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

wtf happened there?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

shit i couldnt tell u cuz i dont know

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

can a muthafucka who ain't on gameday (gray) tell me why BP tried that shit?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Phillips ran from 2nd base towards 3rd on a ground ball to SS and was tagged out

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

thanks

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

who's that kid in the Cubs hat

and can we stab him?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

slyde's at the game

you’d better text him your orders

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

sprint/nextel bitch! dey got da best phones

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

did RR crash for me or is no one here?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

yes.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

so much for the lead.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

damnit damnit damnit Jquest

way to suck

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

this is not going to be over quickly

we will not enjoy this

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Time for a little uplifting and wholesome Jenna

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

with montreal poster?

fuckin real

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Affeldt would not approve

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i would have 2 say bof

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

fuck disney

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 17, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Who's idea was it to leave Kwat Toa in the Gaem

Fire Sri dustgag

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

What are you drinking?

shit I downed a forty last night in 2min. and 37sec. yea, beerfest bitch! im ready 4 da boot!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm sure this'll jinx it

but this is by far the most normal a game thread has been in some time

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

FULL MOON

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jeremy is the evangelical replacement for Hobbs

The Sun God wasn’t on Kwat toa’s side
But Jeremy has a personal relationship with Christ on a Bike
another Corona for Mads please…3 and counting

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I smell Corey Patterson!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

that's just the compost bin

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

well played

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lets not start that shit this early in the thread!

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I guess we're saving him for a left-handed pitcher

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

um

why didn’t we double switch affeldt in?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

that would take foresight

you think dusty was paying attention to who was scheduled to hit?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BubbaFan smiles somewhere

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

at work...

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Quit and drink coronas - Its the american Way

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

North? American...

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

andy phillips can flat out hit!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Phillips? Andy - Why not LLM?

I guess its only fair since he played a couple weeks for the Mets and has kept that great average…now batting for the Reds – SINGLE – Dusty’s a genius.
Jose Feleciano…I thought he was blind….

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

doesn't he sing "Feliz Navidad?"

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by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah and Light My fire too

Light my fire, light my fire, light my Fire, etc

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by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Kelly Pavlik fans:

Pavlik has a new opponent, Bernard Hopkins. Fight takes place on PPV Oct. 18.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

C'mon Reds... you can score again.. I'm back

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Finally...

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Soccer fans:

Columbus Crew up 3-2 over KC at the beginning of the 2nd in a rare nationally televised match

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

you making fun of me?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

why should i

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you being sarcastic?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not really

There are probably more MMA fans than soccer fans on here, in all seriousness. ‘Nukkah’s not even around…

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i like mma not soccer

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

rampage be crazy

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't really like MMA

just boxing. I’ve watched a few MMA fights but I can’t get into it. much better athletes in boxing.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that MMA stuff gives me the willies

i feel like in boxing, at least they have gloves and rules and stuff. i feel like in MMA they are only one step away from doing that tied-together knife fighting from the “Beat It” video.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

they wear gloves in MMA

and it has a great number of rules

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i know i know

i just wanted to make that “Beat It” joke. i thought it was funny, anyway.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I laughed

It doesn’t matter if it’s wrong or right.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 18, 2008 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rare?

ESPN2 shows an MLS game every Thursday night. That’s EVERY Thursday night.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 18, 2008 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, I know that.

The Columbus Crew are rarely playing in that game, however.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 18, 2008 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, gotcha

True enough. They usually aren’t so good. This year though, they’re one of the best teams in the league.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 18, 2008 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

They’ve definitely got some talent, with Schelotto and Moreno up front, and Rogers on the wing. Ekpo is an exciting young player who pulled off one of the most impressive attacks I’ve seen when I went to see them play, and Hedjuk is pretty solid on D. They’d be the best team in the East if it wasn’t for your United, and they probably should have gotten 3 points last night.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 18, 2008 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Where ya go Crolf's ? You were needed here

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

yes, im always needed somewhere

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

boy what a great spot to have jr. hitting in...

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

ok, fellas

beautiful thing about being in a college town: 25 cent drink nights.

So I’m heading out now and may not be back until Thursday. I’m glad I could provide the meme for the night. but I gotta ride wit my fuck lion

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

its thursday already

you have 2.5 hours of drinking to go.

by obc2 on Jul 17, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That'd be the only beautiful thing about College Park

I live in the worst goddamn college town in the country. And the only bar that had really nice (read: cheap) happy hours is closing. Fuck Fairfax, fuck George Mason.

Sorry. I’m bitter and cranky cuz I didn’t get much sleep last night. By the by, The Dark Knight is the friggin’ snacks. No one will ever top Heath Ledger’s Joker.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 18, 2008 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ah our all powerful #3 hitter...C'mon Junyh make Dustnuts proud

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Damn you Dusty

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

is it in his contract that he gets to bat third????????????????

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dusty has assured the media that Jr. has 'earned' the right to bat 3rd

AND he’s gonna hit, just needs a little time to get warmed up

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Its a drive....the center fielder is tracking it and catches it near 2nd base

and you wonder why we’re not scoring runs in crucial situations.

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

the team's not clutch

it can’t flat out execute
it flat out can’t execute
it can’t hit with RISP
they’re not gamers
they’re not winners
not enough bunts

it has to be one of those

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't forget the brilliant field manager and pitching coach AND that all star hitting instruction

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

racist Mets

Lincoln will shut down there slave-driven economy.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

there?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes, he's demonstrating the typical racist horrible grammar

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

im glad somebody got it

thanks for backing me up crolfer. you a stand-up cat, thats right.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes, i can stand up

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh yeah?

What’s the deal with airplane food?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

take my wife

please!

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i just flew in from jersey

boy are my arms tired!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you mean..

.Airplane food… what’s up with that?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I tell ya

I get no respect. When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

no respect

i got married recently you know and im in bed with her consumating and she looks at me and says “are you gay?”

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

haha

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mets Vs. Indians... interesting series

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Phillips and Griffey can flat-out communicate

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Corona #4 in old Mads hand...we sure to win now

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

chants

SLUR YOUR SPEECH!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm one ahead of you, my man.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm 5 behind you

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You've got some work to do, young padawan.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i prefer grasshopper...

(entomology is my thing)

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If I didn't have to drive...

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's alright, your new sig makes up for it.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's sarcastic

I’m unemployed

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I just found a PARTIALLY drunk bottle of Pinot Grigio

Whatever that is…some kind of wine I think…hmmmm not bad if you chase it with a hearty slug o’ Corona

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

A flawless first term

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Rumer Willis is not attractive

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Neither is Bruce Willis

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bring out the Gimp

by obc2 on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

who's zed?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Zed's dead. baby, zed's dead

by obc2 on Jul 17, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

from oral pleasures?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that sounds NSFC...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

...or technically NSFM

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

(M=Me for those of you with a BAC of over 4%)

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not there yet.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

AKA not dead yet

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you didnt go to Buffett, fucker!

i had Pav seats for you…..ugh

by obc2 on Jul 17, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i didn't understand!

then i got stuck without tickets…

i’m sitting at my computer crying and listening to the concert on sirius

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

he aint what he used to be.....

seen him in the 80’s, 90’s and 00’s

i think he should tour acoustic and do that old shat. he cant carry a tune, bro.

by obc2 on Jul 17, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

he sounds the same in concert as he does on the albums

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The most damning critique...

by Brendanukkah on Jul 18, 2008 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

the new plan is to go see him in indy in a couple of weeks

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well M.Willis Fine Art & Design is beautiful

Anything you want – RRs get 50% off MSRP

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Think Dusty will notice the glaring 0-fer-4 in the 3-hole?

or realize he’s the only starter not to get on base???

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"griffey will hit"

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

if you mean "wall"

that’s already happened.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Damnit He's earned the right...thats all you need to know

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

no.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

why is it this is the time in his reds career that he chooses to stay healthy?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

bite your tongue

that is just flat-out mean.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ouch that hurt

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Launch one, EdE!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

kid is rakin'

i can dig this. he needs to do this for another few months.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not a bad game for EdE.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

DOUBLE POST!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Clownboy just got finished telling us that EdE didn't have a chance

what a fucking idiot – Suck it JB

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Let's go Joey

too early for… RALLY CAPS?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

IM IN

LETS GO DAVE ROSS!

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Uh Oh - Do you smell CoPhat or will it be that other hot hitter Bako

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I'd rather swee Ross srike the fuck out

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

LLM - Bako?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

SLur SLUR slurp

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR MERCY, DAVID LEE

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

might as well JUMP!

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

@ out5 - I mean 2 outs - Go davey

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

wtf

did i read Ross’s stats as 3 HR 12 rbi??!

by obc2 on Jul 17, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

YEP

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

too many beers dude

i think youve had enough.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh you meant for the season didnt you?

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

duh, bro

by obc2 on Jul 17, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

keep drinkin'

yer just fine

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

104 ABs

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

boom boom clap

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 17, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

boom boom clapppppp

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BOOM BOOM CLAP

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

way to clog the bases

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 17, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

LETS UNCLOG THESE MOTHERFUCKERS THEN

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

CLUTCH WALK.

Who’s up?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

LLM

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

LLM

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

LLM

here…...we…..go

by obc2 on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

here's the DPH

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

WELL, AT LEAST DUSTY GETS WHAT HE WANTS

LLM BABY!

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

OK LLM time...waqit - Um Manel coming out to make a pitching change

I’ll take this moment to finsh off this corona…its getting warm.

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice.

.486 OPS vs. LHP is up!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

at least it's not Patterson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(silver lining)

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ACTUALLY, PATTERSON WOULD BE BETTER HERE

GUH…MY SOUL JUST DIED A LITTLE.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

OPS DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING

HIS A PROFESSIONAL PINCH HITTER

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE SCHOENWEIS

HE’S 5’7, FAT, HITS .229, AND IS A HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

What a swing..I felt it all the way up here in madisonville

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

at ball one, no less.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

llm in 6 for 26 in PH duties

by obc2 on Jul 17, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

.143 BATTING RIGHTY

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"THE REDS BEST PINCH HITER THE LAST 3 YEARS"

I DONT KNOW IF GEORGE KNOWS WHAT THE WORD “BEST” MEANS.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

DITTO

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

George has tHomitis tonight - can't shut the fuck up

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

JESUS LOVES US!

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

LATIN LOVE, THAT IS

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

LLM!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Pudge!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

GAY JESUS DOES EXIST!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

LLM!!!!!!!!!

HES DA SHIT

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

HOLY CRAP

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES. FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

he was 0-fer-3 this year with the bases loaded

not no mo’!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

LLM - worst pinch hitter in baseball

Jesus ain’t the only one who loves him

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

that just bought us another two years of valentin

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

good

he’s my all-time favorite REDS player!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

We'll just sign him until he's 40

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

For only 1 more year?

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

LLm

fuckin real

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh God this means its Stormy Time

My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I hope you're wrong.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh noes

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what's up with Burton?

is he on the dl?

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 17, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah i dunno

“sore shoulder” i think dusty hates him

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

strained oblique or lat or soemthing like that

he should be back soon. no dl.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not on the DL

They said something about a sore shoulder before the break, he’s not officially on the DL though

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's with Freel in Dusty's doghouse

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

sore lat muscle

felt something when there was a long down time between pitches due to somebody arguing balls and strikes – and he didn’t get to throw any to stay loose.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs