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The Reds padded the lead with a flat-out triple. 5-2.
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dam mafucka u just fucked up da mood, i guess i aint sayin no more jokes
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
good time and riches and son of a bitches i've seen more than i can recall
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
That was fun.
Good night y’all.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Jul 17, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
Dunn is a better hitter than Hamilton
there I said it.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Hitter?
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Fay is just angry
Dunn isn’t a better lover.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
shit muthafucka. this bitch needs to throw some fucking strikes
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
Sounds like George is taking Maneul to task for not bunting w/2 on
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
Dunn is the worst out field in the game trade him now.
A real shortstop could have stopped that ball from getting into the outfield…trade Kepp too
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
damn
way to give it back….and give it back fast.
nah we still gots the lead.
get ready for 4 innings of bullpen domination
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
Remember that Burton is out for tonight.
cuz he was all fiend out
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
when weathers blows this game in the 8th
i’m going to go apeshit
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
blue...
i just went over to maggard’s blog and saw that he finally posted the south american point guard story…but only for premium members
i hate that guy
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
its probably made up
no one could call him on it.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Clownboy says that Dunn's ABs the best he's seen all year
Boy Brantley is not making sense. doesn’t he know anything about Adam Dunn’s season? God I’m more frustrated with the level of the announcing than Dustbag
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
can a muthafucka who ain't on gameday (gray) tell me why BP tried that shit?
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
Phillips ran from 2nd base towards 3rd on a ground ball to SS and was tagged out
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
who's that kid in the Cubs hat
and can we stab him?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
slyde's at the game
you’d better text him your orders
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
sprint/nextel bitch! dey got da best phones
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
this is not going to be over quickly
we will not enjoy this
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
i would have 2 say bof
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
What are you drinking?
shit I downed a forty last night in 2min. and 37sec. yea, beerfest bitch! im ready 4 da boot!
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
i'm sure this'll jinx it
but this is by far the most normal a game thread has been in some time
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
Jeremy is the evangelical replacement for Hobbs
The Sun God wasn’t on Kwat toa’s side
But Jeremy has a personal relationship with Christ on a Bike
another Corona for Mads please…3 and counting
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
that's just the compost bin
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that would take foresight
you think dusty was paying attention to who was scheduled to hit?
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
Phillips? Andy - Why not LLM?
I guess its only fair since he played a couple weeks for the Mets and has kept that great average…now batting for the Reds – SINGLE – Dusty’s a genius.
Jose Feleciano…I thought he was blind….
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
Yeah and Light My fire too
Light my fire, light my fire, light my Fire, etc
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
Kelly Pavlik fans:
Pavlik has a new opponent, Bernard Hopkins. Fight takes place on PPV Oct. 18.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Soccer fans:
Columbus Crew up 3-2 over KC at the beginning of the 2nd in a rare nationally televised match
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
why should i
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Not really
There are probably more MMA fans than soccer fans on here, in all seriousness. ‘Nukkah’s not even around…
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
i like mma not soccer
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
rampage be crazy
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't really like MMA
just boxing. I’ve watched a few MMA fights but I can’t get into it. much better athletes in boxing.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
that MMA stuff gives me the willies
i feel like in boxing, at least they have gloves and rules and stuff. i feel like in MMA they are only one step away from doing that tied-together knife fighting from the “Beat It” video.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
they wear gloves in MMA
and it has a great number of rules
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
i know i know
i just wanted to make that “Beat It” joke. i thought it was funny, anyway.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I laughed
It doesn’t matter if it’s wrong or right.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 18, 2008 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Rare?
ESPN2 shows an MLS game every Thursday night. That’s EVERY Thursday night.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 18, 2008 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I know that.
The Columbus Crew are rarely playing in that game, however.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Oh, gotcha
True enough. They usually aren’t so good. This year though, they’re one of the best teams in the league.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 18, 2008 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I've seen them a few times
They’ve definitely got some talent, with Schelotto and Moreno up front, and Rogers on the wing. Ekpo is an exciting young player who pulled off one of the most impressive attacks I’ve seen when I went to see them play, and Hedjuk is pretty solid on D. They’d be the best team in the East if it wasn’t for your United, and they probably should have gotten 3 points last night.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
ok, fellas
beautiful thing about being in a college town: 25 cent drink nights.
So I’m heading out now and may not be back until Thursday. I’m glad I could provide the meme for the night. but I gotta ride wit my fuck lion
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
That'd be the only beautiful thing about College Park
I live in the worst goddamn college town in the country. And the only bar that had really nice (read: cheap) happy hours is closing. Fuck Fairfax, fuck George Mason.
Sorry. I’m bitter and cranky cuz I didn’t get much sleep last night. By the by, The Dark Knight is the friggin’ snacks. No one will ever top Heath Ledger’s Joker.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 18, 2008 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Dusty has assured the media that Jr. has 'earned' the right to bat 3rd
AND he’s gonna hit, just needs a little time to get warmed up
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
Its a drive....the center fielder is tracking it and catches it near 2nd base
and you wonder why we’re not scoring runs in crucial situations.
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
the team's not clutch
it can’t flat out execute
it flat out can’t execute
it can’t hit with RISP
they’re not gamers
they’re not winners
not enough bunts
it has to be one of those
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Don't forget the brilliant field manager and pitching coach AND that all star hitting instruction
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
racist Mets
Lincoln will shut down there slave-driven economy.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
yes, he's demonstrating the typical racist horrible grammar
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
im glad somebody got it
thanks for backing me up crolfer. you a stand-up cat, thats right.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah?
What’s the deal with airplane food?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
take my wife
please!
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
i just flew in from jersey
boy are my arms tired!
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
you mean..
.Airplane food… what’s up with that?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I tell ya
I get no respect. When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
no respect
i got married recently you know and im in bed with her consumating and she looks at me and says “are you gay?”
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Phillips and Griffey can flat-out communicate
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
I'm one ahead of you, my man.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
You've got some work to do, young padawan.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
i prefer grasshopper...
(entomology is my thing)
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
It's alright, your new sig makes up for it.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I just found a PARTIALLY drunk bottle of Pinot Grigio
Whatever that is…some kind of wine I think…hmmmm not bad if you chase it with a hearty slug o’ Corona
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
Rumer Willis is not attractive
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
who's zed?
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
from oral pleasures?
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
(M=Me for those of you with a BAC of over 4%)
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Not there yet.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
i didn't understand!
then i got stuck without tickets…
i’m sitting at my computer crying and listening to the concert on sirius
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
he aint what he used to be.....
seen him in the 80’s, 90’s and 00’s
i think he should tour acoustic and do that old shat. he cant carry a tune, bro.
he sounds the same in concert as he does on the albums
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
the new plan is to go see him in indy in a couple of weeks
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Well M.Willis Fine Art & Design is beautiful
Anything you want – RRs get 50% off MSRP
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
Think Dusty will notice the glaring 0-fer-4 in the 3-hole?
or realize he’s the only starter not to get on base???
Reds fan for 40 years!
"griffey will hit"
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
why is it this is the time in his reds career that he chooses to stay healthy?
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
bite your tongue
that is just flat-out mean.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
ouch that hurt
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
kid is rakin'
i can dig this. he needs to do this for another few months.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Clownboy just got finished telling us that EdE didn't have a chance
what a fucking idiot – Suck it JB
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
IM IN
LETS GO DAVE ROSS!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh Oh - Do you smell CoPhat or will it be that other hot hitter Bako
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR MERCY, DAVID LEE
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
might as well JUMP!
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
too many beers dude
i think youve had enough.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
oh you meant for the season didnt you?
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
keep drinkin'
yer just fine
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
WELL, AT LEAST DUSTY GETS WHAT HE WANTS
LLM BABY!
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
OK LLM time...waqit - Um Manel coming out to make a pitching change
I’ll take this moment to finsh off this corona…its getting warm.
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
ACTUALLY, PATTERSON WOULD BE BETTER HERE
GUH…MY SOUL JUST DIED A LITTLE.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
OPS DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING
HIS A PROFESSIONAL PINCH HITTER
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE SCHOENWEIS
HE’S 5’7, FAT, HITS .229, AND IS A HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
"THE REDS BEST PINCH HITER THE LAST 3 YEARS"
I DONT KNOW IF GEORGE KNOWS WHAT THE WORD “BEST” MEANS.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
JESUS LOVES US!
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
LATIN LOVE, THAT IS
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Pudge!
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES. FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
LLM - worst pinch hitter in baseball
Jesus ain’t the only one who loves him
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
that just bought us another two years of valentin
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
strained oblique or lat or soemthing like that
he should be back soon. no dl.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Not on the DL
They said something about a sore shoulder before the break, he’s not officially on the DL though
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
sore lat muscle
felt something when there was a long down time between pitches due to somebody arguing balls and strikes – and he didn’t get to throw any to stay loose.
Reds fan for 40 years!
Kid is not seeing the ball right now. He needs to hang with Dunn and Kepp and Ross
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
I could read Rob Neyer's blog all day
and never get bored. Great stuff.
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
and he's headin' back from somewhere that he never should've been
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
hang on to your butts
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
weathers is locked in
according to Brantly – over the past 15 games…I guess i missed those games
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
take the weather with you
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
walkin' round the room singing stormy weather
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
dang
BP put on his cape for a minute, but it got caught in the phone booth.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
brantley just called valentin the reds' best pinch-hitter
HE’S A CAREER .202 PINCH-HITTER!!! YOU CAN’T JUST REMEMBER A FEW MOMENTS! HE’S TERRRRRRRRIBLE!! I FEEL LIKE KILLIN SOMEBODY DONT BE DAT PERSON… LOL…. NOT REALLY DONT BE DAT PERSON
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
speaking of which
i’m glad we didn’t give up homer and votto for joe blanton
or erik bedard
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated
just cause that’s what came up when i hit control v
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
that is not a bad walk
seeing how he has hit stormy pretty well in the past
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
... cuz the only thing i've had to drink in the last hour is a star bucks iced coffee
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
All the greatest entomologists were drunks
Like Ant Man.
No wait. Ant Man was just a wife-beater. Iron Man was the drunk.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 18, 2008 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
in full buzzed splendor
"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
holdin a baby
"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Pinot Grigio has a fragrance reminicent of racoon urnine
Strike this fucker out Stormy
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
Welcome Pops
I’m ‘bout to start on Corona #5…feel free to join me
Good job Stormturd…now strike out this next fucker
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
I is in
"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
love Makers
finished the last of mine last night.
"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Weathers threw 2 innings worth of pitches there!
we’re gonna need more runs, as they have the top of the order up next inning.
Reds fan for 40 years!
we just got out of the inning without any lasting storm damage
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
cowboy and Mr. Clean
is a whole lotta fuckin stupid.
"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.
Just cracked open another Two-Hearted Ale, 6th overall
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
And I'm still not nearly as drunk as Madville is.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
haven't drank anything since the last red reporter get together
may never drink again
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
it was no picnic
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm talking about da future
Not da past
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
drinkin' at the picnic?
i doubt that will take place
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
what were the google search words
for that little monstrosity?
"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
da future
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/7/17/573912/this-game-that-thread
What do you mean, "blank slate"?

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