Game 97: Mets at Reds
New York Mets at Cincinnati Reds, Jul 17, 2008 7:10 PM EDT
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Well this is a nice how-do-you-do. Still, we got 10 hits off Santana when we faced him back on May 10, and Edwin homered off him. So we'll see what happens.
Let's hope this is a positive start to the second "half" of the season. G'Reds!
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first!
I need something to drink for this game. What’s everyone else having?
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
Just went to the store
Picked up some Woodchuck and Two-Hearted Ale, and accessories for my hookah. It’s gonna be a good night.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I was planning on going to a show tonight
It’s free, but the venue doesn’t allow booze. Drag.
Oh, and probably a midnight showing of Batman, so I’m gonna need something with caffeine.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 17, 2008 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I bought my Batman tickets
last Saturday. I’ll be there for the midnight show at the Regal in Beavercreek
by cesarhernandez on Jul 17, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin N/V Brut
and when that’s gone, some classy Miller Lite.
"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Mickey's big mouth and a chaser of Old Grandad
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
Lineup
REDS
Jay Bruce CF
Jeff Keppinger SS
Ken Griffey Jr. RF
Brandon Phillips 2B
Adam Dunn LF
Edwin Encarnacion 3B
Joey Votto 1B
David Ross C
Johnny Cueto RHP (7-9, 4.67)
METS
Jose Reyes SS
Endy Chavez RF
David Wright 3B
Carlos Beltran CF
Damion Easley 2B
Carlos Delgado 1B
Fernando Tatis LF
Brian Schneider C
Johan Santana LHP (8-7, 2.84)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Just about to post this...
but I’m pretty shocked that Patterson isn’t starting.
It’s reassuring to see Jr. back batting third, though.
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
The NY press
is talking about Andy Phillips’ eight-day Mets career. Apparently the Mets were hoping to stash him in New Orleans, but the Reds intervened.
I won’t be able to watch this game, alas. I’m working tonight. :-P
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Quit your job..we need your input
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
I learned something new today...
Apparently Ervin Santana’s real name is Johan… He got it changed to avoid any… comparisons.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Also from fay's blog
Jerry Hairston Jr. was placed on the 15-day disabled list for a right hamstring strain, retroactive to Monday."I’ll probably miss about 10 games. I tried out running today and it just didn’t feel right," Hairston said. "I guess, you know, we all kind of got together and said…well, if I overextend myself and blow it out, I’m out three months.”
"Hopefully I’ll be 100 percent in 10 days or so."
Jolbert Cabrera returned from a rehabilitation assignment and was reinstated from the 15-day DL. He said he’s feeling about 90 percent following a compound dislocation of his left index finger.
Today the Reds also returned from a rehab assignment, reinstated from the 60-day DL and optioned to Double-A Chattonooga LHP Bobby Livingston.
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
"compound dislocation"
I didn’t see it when it happened, but man that sounds unpleasant.
sig lines are for suckas
Best of luck to Bobby... Hopefully we'll get to see him up at least to AAA this year
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
if Livingston is off the 60-day
than he’s on the 40 man, no? And then, I wonder, who’s place did he take?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Were they at 40?
I thought I heard they were only at 39.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
if he was on the 60 day DL
he wasnt on the 40-man. so no, he didnt have to take anyone’s place when he came back. he had options i assume, so they just sent him to Chatty.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
He was on the 40-man, though
I don’t think he can be removed from the 40-man without passing through waivers.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
When facing Johan Santana, you need all the help you can get
The talismanic Megan Fox in a Star Wars shirt ought to do the trick.

... that's a Tar Wars shirt...
Not sure where you got the idea of that having anything to do with Star Wars…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
why do I feel like she is wearing a backpack in every picture I see of her?
and why can’t I be that backpack?
i'm in a bad mood tonight
the buffett concert is about to start and i didn’t get tickets :-(
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 5:42 PM EDT reply actions
... The name Buffet always makes me hungry...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
hey
if you are a Lou Reed fan this made me cackle when I stumbled upon it the other day. Everyone be warned the language is explicit.
"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
If you were to kidnap Kenny Loggins
You could have private Buffett concerts whenever you wanted.
“That sounds good.”
by Brendanukkah on Jul 17, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
i can't get anyone to go to the midnight showing of batman either
this is the gay
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
you can be here in time...
we gots a new theater
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
quit
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
I already did!
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
how am i going to get a discount?
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I only quit one job...I still offer discounts to RRs
Esp. chinese antiques, Art and furniture!!!!!!
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
Come down to NC
we’ll give you a ticket if you register to vote
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
Dang... Can we forge my birth certificate to say I was born 1 year earlier?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
That's my pickup line for the ladies
Only “I” = “you”
by Brendanukkah on Jul 17, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
But why would you forge your birth certificate to change someone else's age?
I don’t get it.
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
pure country
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
We farmers no a good thang when we hear it

Don’t get no better than shania
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
"short hops" from a piece on mlb.com
Injured Reds starter Aaron Harang had his stiff right forearm examined again on Sunday and medical director Dr. Tim Kremchek was “pleased with the progress,” the club said. Kremchek will examine Harang on Thursday to determine when he can resume throwing again....
After the Reds closed out the first half in Milwaukee, Baker planned to remain in Wisconsin for the All-Star break. The plan was to fish Sturgeon Bay with a buddy. “I figured I might run into Brett Favre up there,” Baker joked. “I don’t know him, but he’s one of my favorite quarterbacks. I’m going walleye fishing on Monday, small-mouth fishing on Tuesday and watch the game Tuesday night. And then I’ll drive to Green Bay and check out Lambeau Field. I’ve never been there. Vince Lombardi is one of my favorite coaches, [my] favorite people. I’d like to go there and get some of that old Packer spirit of winning, put it in a glass, and bring it back here.”
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
you have to give Dusty one thing
you never have any idea as to what is going to come out of his mouth
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
so uh..
did he not spend any time with his family? sounds like kind of a dick if he just went fishing for three days without seeing his, you know, wife and shit.
please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
anyone still here?
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 6:41 PM EDT reply actions
I'm around.
Just got the hookah going. Woo.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Sucks no Pedro vs. Volq Sun.
Was really looking forward to that match up
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
It's not?
Trent had it up as that earlier…
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Pedro set back
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
Ahhhh shit.
I was going to go down there to see that, too. Oh well.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
shot in the groin, cortisone variety
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
FREE!!!!!!!!!

Henry interested in several teams, including Bengals
Ocho Cinco is happy, Uno Cino is innocent!!! And he said today the Bengals have showed interest in him and there is a strong chance he might comeback!!! YESSSS!!!!!
Not to mention, last years second round draft pick Kenny Irons is starting to show some signs of a full recovery!!!! SUPER BOWL TIME ow ow ow !! woo wooo
Brent Jonathan Beck
at WR to possibly having the deepest WR core of all time!!

AS Bronson would say, together Again!!!!!
Brent Jonathan Beck
he needs to invest in a map
and draw a big X over every state he has been arrested in and every state bordering those states, and voluntarily never return to any of those places.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
For those who were curious...
Volquez was asked what was in the briefcase he placed at home plate during Josh Hamilton’s Home Run Derby show.“Nothing,” he said. “It was empty.”
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
that makes perfect sense.
I bet it was filled with dirty magazines
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
man love from Tracy Jones
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
my auto updater stopped working
i thought you had all deserted me, then i went back to the front page and it said there were thirty new comments!
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:06 PM EDT reply actions
It's like Christmas morning
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
bk do you live in the cincinnati area?
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
For sho.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
cool..
you going to the wiffleball?
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I need to see if I'm going to be in town.
I’m supposed to go up to Chicago one weekend in August, I can’t remember if it’s that one or the one before that. If I’m in town, I’m in though.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
cool
i think it’s going to be the snacks
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
i know :-(
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Time to look for cellphone plans again
Any opinions on Verizon?
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
sprint/nextel bitch! dey got da best phones
from the late-of-UMichigan Marques Slocum
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
I don't have any complaints with them.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Good coverage?
Have you traveled much? I’ve had very good luck with AT&T/Cingular/back to AT&T, so I’m kind of wary of switching.
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
It's okay.
I’ve been fine with it in major cities and stuff, but had pretty much no luck if you’re in the middle of nowhere. I’m not sure how well it’d work in Canadia.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish T-Mobile operated in NC
I’ve gotten used to GSM service, and the network is pretty fantastic, but the only options for that are AT&T and Suncom (ugh).
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
i was also with att then to cingular and now back to att
i’ve always been pleased with them
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Johnny lookin filthy rotten
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
Oh the game has started 3K already
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
11 pitches
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
What size shoe does Cueto wear?
a big enouf size 2 boot chu da fuck up outta here
seriously, read this interview. It’s brilliant.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 7:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i submit
that every response in tonight’s game threads must come from that interview
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 17, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
go blue!
what da fuck! i needs bof of my muthafuckin body parts
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah love that Dusty - Grif still no. 3, kepp still no.2
Wat to ignore the facts Baker
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
At least Keppinger's OPS vs. LHP is .955
Griffey’s, on the other hand, is .650.
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
that kepp can flat out put the ball in play
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply actions
Phillies just got Joe Blanton
For three minor leaguers, Adrian Cardenas, Josh Outman and Matt Spencer
I think the A's screwed em
Blanton has been pretty crappy this year, and Cardenas and Outman are both pretty solid.
by cesarhernandez on Jul 17, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
market for Arroyo
how’s it looking now, I wonder?
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
megan fox has you guys all a tither
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Tither? I hardly know 'er!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Tard Wars
would be a politically incorrect show…
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe I can persuade my 17 year old fox, very cute niece to come to the wiffle ball thingy.
She’d love to meet you!
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
she's seen the pics, eh?
must be an orioles fan?
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
... the whole fox thing threw me off... I thought that sorta thing was illegal...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Not if you're under 18 too
I mean… what?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
psst...
he’s talking about beastiality
I feel like I’m eavesdropping
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
anyway... it'd still involve me driving...
wait… actually I might be in Michigan at that point…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
#4 goJohnny go
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
fuck disney that was great
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
jeff brantley is annoying me
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
Jeff has tHomitis - he never stops talking
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
Yeah seriously
I miss Welsh….
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
KKKKK
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
you think we can get someone to pass along to cueto that you think he's cute?
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
There goes the perfect game
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
which one? the spare one Delgado carries around?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
i would have 2 say bof
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
jeff brantley said over the break
that dunn and griffey should be added to a platoon with younger players so that we can see what the youngsters can do
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions
... Yeah, let's sit Dunn... he's not even having a mediocre season after all
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
that's what brantley thinks
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
how old is he?
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
he's so old
that he doesn’t laugh when someone says “Merkle’s Boner”.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
setup and competion!
awesome joke execution!
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
dam mafucka u just fucked up da mood, i guess i aint sayin no more jokes
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
And he doesn't hustle play scrappy
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
Dunn?
So we can see what who can do, exactly? Give fucking Patterson a try in LF?
I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.
i can't explain brantley logic
i just reports it
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
peace
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
peace, bra
that’s what 17 year olds say these days, right?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
you know, blue and gray agreed on someting
I feel like Henry Clay for bringing them together.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
I just missed an inning
there have been, what, 7 k’s through 9 outs so far?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
BP went to the Newport Aqarium and King's Island over the all star break
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
johan santana
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
what da fuck! i needs bof of my muthafuckin body parts
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
who do you admire most?
My mom CARLA, dat bitch da shit, i love her i think she da realest bitch alive
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
opera- no, musical- no, concert- maybe. play- no, performance- fuuuuuuuuuuuck no, other- no
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
oh, I totally missed the point of that thing
oh well.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Dunn sucks he's only #2 in the league in HRs
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
and first in walks, no?
which is topical, because…
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
after fouling off a sick slider
which is, you know, worth mentioning if Brantley didn’t have his head up his own ass.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Bases are getting clogged
Shut up George
Shut the fuck up Clownboy
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
fuckin warm fuck dat hot shit and dat cold shit Id rather it be in da middle
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
I hit a homerun with EDE on the wii today
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions
the Reds are 81-8 on my MLB 2k8
seems realistic
Dunn needs a shave..looks like a big dumb lazy hick
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
dunn says...
it dont matta cuz i hope my wife know ima be playa 4 life
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
you're not going to stop, are you?
and I’m not complaining, neither…
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
"Now the hick is looking at me. No, I wasn't talking about you."
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Dunn is not scrappy, guy can't even run the bases
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
Shut the fuck up George
Clownboy is truly moronic
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
Hey why'd ya quit?
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I needed more time to post on RR
I was only there originally as a consultant…mutual decision between the CEO and me. Furniture and Design is in a severe depression.
Come Ross hit the fucking ball
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
I be like yea and den ima rob em’, ima steal all his shit and im stealin bubbles and im sellin dat muthafucka
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
two fingers is a slider
three fingers is brendan’s mom
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I like 2 licky licky licky licky… lol
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
making pitchers work = good
walking is part of that
WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
brantley says
dave ross has to have the patience of gob…
i never noticed him to be overly patient
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions
Ross walks on purpose
He’s been hanging out way too much with Dunn.
Johnny you got to hit it or get HBP
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
please go for option one.
But tell me Gray, would you rather Cueto gets hit in the arm or the leg?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
oooh nice
you didn’t go wit da obvious
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
booo
what da fuck! i needs bof of my muthafuckin body parts
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
what da fuck! i needs bof of my muthafuckin body parts
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Santana's at like, 50-odd pitches now
the closer we get to Duaner, the earlier, the better.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Whoa dudes and dedettes...'bout time to break out the Corona
"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.
shit I downed a forty last night in 2min. and 37sec. yea, beerfest bitch! im ready 4 da boot!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm gonna listen to the buffett concert on sirius
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
crolfer is going to write that book someday
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
with all due respect to Gay Jesus teaching him about human anatomy.
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but do you know why the chicken crossed th road?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/08/22/hero-for-our-time-marques-grand-marques-slocum/
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
couple deep fly balls there
were they well struck?
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
yup
Reds are starting to hit hard…itll start happening in the 4th?
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
bruce's was...
didn’t see the rest
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
man fuck dat spider!
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Kepp and Grif gone on a total of 3 pitches!
I thought they had learned something.
Reds fan for 40 years!
from cpat?
pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"
his faforite fruit is watermelon and he can't swim
i’m not sayin’, i’m just sayin’
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
what?
you don’t know how about the whole “Arab-American wit pet fuck lion” cliche?
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never be rude to an arab
learn the lyrics to that song. then live by them, dude.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Dusty yelled at Dunn
for walking in his first plate appearance, to which Donkey replied:
“i dont give a fuck i just want 2 get on”
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
to which dusty said
come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Jinx you owe me a coke!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
at the picnic
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
fuckin real
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
And Dunn replied
“come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated”
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Blanton to Philly
Oak got Cardenas in the deal, got Patterson in the Harden deal, and drafted Weeks, so maybe they don’t have much use for Slydes man Ellis. Lets sign him up!
which sucks when you realize
Danny Ra Herrera is in our farm.
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put Angel Pagan is in theirs
damn polytheists.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Does anyone else remember Sun Ra and his Arkestra
Music trivia question
Mi Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
yes someone probably remembers them
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
the sun ra arkestra
played here over the summer. I was too cheap to go.
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
adam dunn hits another not even mediocre home run
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
what'd he say?
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
hold your horses people
im trying to watch the hit parade
brantley said something to the effect of: “if only adam dunn could hit more home runs like that”
my rhetorical response: “like what asshole?”
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
the all-time best rhetorical question:
what kind of an asshole are you?
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
what'd he say?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
B
ack to back!
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions
Can I get a hooha two times Thursday!?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
hooha
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
re: me
Reds are starting to hit hard…itll start happening in the 4th?
Everything’s coming up Schourek.
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B2B EdE drills one
Dusty’d just as soon sit this guy to get more playing time for Kepp and cherry
Mi Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
dunn and ede
i would have 2 say bof
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 17, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
damn..
EE is, so to speak, all fiend out
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Maybe when Dunn takes over the NL HR lead he will finally be having a mediocre season
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Jul 17, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
I tried that on a girl I met at a bar once
she still hasn’t called me back.
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Once again the power of the bunt is exposed for what is usually is - a worthless out
Mi Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
don't kid yourself
that out was very valuable.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
you sound like a 2nd grade teacher
talking ot the kid who can’t read so good.
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i read that as flat out was very valuable
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
That's how the NL likes to bunt.
it dont matta however i can get it
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
thats the anthem put your damn hands up
hands up
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
difficult takes Bruce a day
impossible takes a week.
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"fuck you corey patterson"
needs no introduction or reason. It just is.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
who else is watching fsn?
i think grande and clownboy are extra bad tonight
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
that keppinger can flat out hit gap shot triples
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
that keppinger can flat out hit triples
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
that keppinger can flat out inflate santana's era
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions
here's Brantley's quote, as heard on gameday:
“If Adam Dunn can start hitting more home runs like that, in tight ballgames like this one, the Reds are going to take off.”
Hey dumbass, its the fourth inning. You can’t tell how important it is until after the game.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
WPA, motherfucker.
live it and love it.
“motherfucker” in that would be Brantley, not you. You’re still my boy.
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Its always been mysterious to me
everyone is always calling me their boy. Almost like there’s some pop culture reference in there somewhere.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
we don't get it
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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
really? I thought I was unique
In my 30,000 student campus, nobody, NOBODY quotes Old School. So I have no idea where that would come from.
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My mom CARLA, dat bitch da shit, i love her i think she da realest bitch alive
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
Tracy Jones was also bitching about
the Reds not taking extra batting practice today after the all-star break.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
We're taking it right now
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
making Santana look like
Josh Hamilton’s 165 year old legion coach.
by thedecline19 on Jul 17, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yet he applauded Dusty
for making the players come back early on Wednesday night
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
i dont think i've ever heard tracy jones
say something that wasn’t painfully irritating.
by thedecline19 on Jul 17, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
George is being adversley affected by Clownperson- bobby
Now clownboy’s talking about how Kepps knee injury was a ‘mental’ injury – Tell that to the triple he just hit Jeff.
Thank God that Jr’s hitting 3rd…
My Indian name is "Runs For Beer'
man! fuck dat spider
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/7/17/573836/this-game-this-thread
What do you mean, "blank slate"?

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