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New York Mets at Cincinnati Reds, Jul 17, 2008 7:10 PM EDT


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New York Mets
@ Cincinnati Reds

Thursday, Jul 17, 2008, 7:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Johan Santana vs Johnny Cueto

Clear. Winds blowing from right to left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 90.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Johan Santana 8-7 2.84 1.20 114 35

W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Johnny Cueto 7-9 4.67 1.36 97 40

Well this is a nice how-do-you-do. Still, we got 10 hits off Santana when we faced him back on May 10, and Edwin homered off him. So we'll see what happens.

Let's hope this is a positive start to the second "half" of the season. G'Reds!

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I need something to drink for this game. What’s everyone else having?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

water... just ran a couple miles.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just went to the store

Picked up some Woodchuck and Two-Hearted Ale, and accessories for my hookah. It’s gonna be a good night.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was planning on going to a show tonight

It’s free, but the venue doesn’t allow booze. Drag.

Oh, and probably a midnight showing of Batman, so I’m gonna need something with caffeine.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 17, 2008 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bought my Batman tickets

last Saturday. I’ll be there for the midnight show at the Regal in Beavercreek

by cesarhernandez on Jul 17, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin N/V Brut

and when that’s gone, some classy Miller Lite.

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mickey's big mouth and a chaser of Old Grandad

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lineup

REDS

Jay Bruce CF
Jeff Keppinger SS
Ken Griffey Jr. RF
Brandon Phillips 2B
Adam Dunn LF
Edwin Encarnacion 3B
Joey Votto 1B
David Ross C
Johnny Cueto RHP (7-9, 4.67)

METS

Jose Reyes SS
Endy Chavez RF
David Wright 3B
Carlos Beltran CF
Damion Easley 2B
Carlos Delgado 1B
Fernando Tatis LF
Brian Schneider C
Johan Santana LHP (8-7, 2.84)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 17, 2008 5:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just about to post this...

but I’m pretty shocked that Patterson isn’t starting.

It’s reassuring to see Jr. back batting third, though.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Patterson's sitting...

We could WIN!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The NY press

is talking about Andy Phillips’ eight-day Mets career. Apparently the Mets were hoping to stash him in New Orleans, but the Reds intervened.

I won’t be able to watch this game, alas. I’m working tonight. :-P

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 17, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quit your job..we need your input

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I learned something new today...

Apparently Ervin Santana’s real name is Johan… He got it changed to avoid any… comparisons.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Also from fay's blog
Jerry Hairston Jr. was placed on the 15-day disabled list for a right hamstring strain, retroactive to Monday.

"I’ll probably miss about 10 games. I tried out running today and it just didn’t feel right," Hairston said. "I guess, you know, we all kind of got together and said…well, if I overextend myself and blow it out, I’m out three months.”

"Hopefully I’ll be 100 percent in 10 days or so."

Jolbert Cabrera returned from a rehabilitation assignment and was reinstated from the 15-day DL. He said he’s feeling about 90 percent following a compound dislocation of his left index finger.

Today the Reds also returned from a rehab assignment, reinstated from the 60-day DL and optioned to Double-A Chattonooga LHP Bobby Livingston.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 5:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"compound dislocation"

I didn’t see it when it happened, but man that sounds unpleasant.

sig lines are for suckas

by jch24 on Jul 17, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if Livingston is off the 60-day

than he’s on the 40 man, no? And then, I wonder, who’s place did he take?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

plz b CPat, plz b cpat

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Were they at 40?

I thought I heard they were only at 39.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 17, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he was on the 60 day DL

he wasnt on the 40-man. so no, he didnt have to take anyone’s place when he came back. he had options i assume, so they just sent him to Chatty.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was on the 40-man, though

I don’t think he can be removed from the 40-man without passing through waivers.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 17, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When facing Johan Santana, you need all the help you can get

The talismanic Megan Fox in a Star Wars shirt ought to do the trick.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 17, 2008 5:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

... that's a Tar Wars shirt...

Not sure where you got the idea of that having anything to do with Star Wars…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm in a bad mood tonight

the buffett concert is about to start and i didn’t get tickets :-(

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 5:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

... The name Buffet always makes me hungry...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey

if you are a Lou Reed fan this made me cackle when I stumbled upon it the other day. Everyone be warned the language is explicit.

"Was Not Was" is a perfect name for a one hit wonder pop group.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 17, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you were to kidnap Kenny Loggins

You could have private Buffett concerts whenever you wanted.

“That sounds good.”

by Brendanukkah on Jul 17, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't get anyone to go to the midnight showing of batman either

this is the gay

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ill go

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 17, 2008 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can be here in time...

we gots a new theater

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im at work

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 17, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

quit

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you quit

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 17, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I already did!

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how am i going to get a discount?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only quit one job...I still offer discounts to RRs

Esp. chinese antiques, Art and furniture!!!!!!

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come down to NC

we’ll give you a ticket if you register to vote

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

aw, but I'm already registered.

Damn my lack of slackness!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

let's do it!

I feel like commiting a felony

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not from the heartland.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pure country

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

like shania twain.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We farmers no a good thang when we hear it

Don’t get no better than shania

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"short hops" from a piece on mlb.com
Injured Reds starter Aaron Harang had his stiff right forearm examined again on Sunday and medical director Dr. Tim Kremchek was “pleased with the progress,” the club said. Kremchek will examine Harang on Thursday to determine when he can resume throwing again.

...

After the Reds closed out the first half in Milwaukee, Baker planned to remain in Wisconsin for the All-Star break. The plan was to fish Sturgeon Bay with a buddy. “I figured I might run into Brett Favre up there,” Baker joked. “I don’t know him, but he’s one of my favorite quarterbacks. I’m going walleye fishing on Monday, small-mouth fishing on Tuesday and watch the game Tuesday night. And then I’ll drive to Green Bay and check out Lambeau Field. I’ve never been there. Vince Lombardi is one of my favorite coaches, [my] favorite people. I’d like to go there and get some of that old Packer spirit of winning, put it in a glass, and bring it back here.”

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 6:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you have to give Dusty one thing

you never have any idea as to what is going to come out of his mouth

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so uh..

did he not spend any time with his family? sounds like kind of a dick if he just went fishing for three days without seeing his, you know, wife and shit.

please dont shit on my dreams. i dont want shit on my dreams.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 17, 2008 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"sounds like"???

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone still here?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 6:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

reporting from the great city of halifax.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Jul 17, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nova Scotia?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm around.

Just got the hookah going. Woo.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

till 9:45

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sucks no Pedro vs. Volq Sun.

Was really looking forward to that match up

pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"

by dunnateher on Jul 17, 2008 6:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's not?

Trent had it up as that earlier…

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pedro set back

pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"

by dunnateher on Jul 17, 2008 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhh shit.

I was going to go down there to see that, too. Oh well.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shot in the groin, cortisone variety

pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"

by dunnateher on Jul 17, 2008 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FREE!!!!!!!!!

Henry interested in several teams, including Bengals

Ocho Cinco is happy, Uno Cino is innocent!!! And he said today the Bengals have showed interest in him and there is a strong chance he might comeback!!! YESSSS!!!!!

Not to mention, last years second round draft pick Kenny Irons is starting to show some signs of a full recovery!!!! SUPER BOWL TIME ow ow ow !! woo wooo

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 17, 2008 6:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he needs to invest in a map

and draw a big X over every state he has been arrested in and every state bordering those states, and voluntarily never return to any of those places.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For those who were curious...
Volquez was asked what was in the briefcase he placed at home plate during Josh Hamilton’s Home Run Derby show.

“Nothing,” he said. “It was empty.”

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that makes perfect sense.

I bet it was filled with dirty magazines

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man love from Tracy Jones

pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"

by dunnateher on Jul 17, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my auto updater stopped working

i thought you had all deserted me, then i went back to the front page and it said there were thirty new comments!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's like Christmas morning

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bk do you live in the cincinnati area?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For sho.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool..

you going to the wiffleball?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need to see if I'm going to be in town.

I’m supposed to go up to Chicago one weekend in August, I can’t remember if it’s that one or the one before that. If I’m in town, I’m in though.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool

i think it’s going to be the snacks

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we all hate you.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know :-(

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GO CATS!

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

c-a-t-s

no earth shattering news from the press conference today

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nope

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to look for cellphone plans again

Any opinions on Verizon?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sprint/nextel bitch! dey got da best phones

from the late-of-UMichigan Marques Slocum

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't have any complaints with them.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good coverage?

Have you traveled much? I’ve had very good luck with AT&T/Cingular/back to AT&T, so I’m kind of wary of switching.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's okay.

I’ve been fine with it in major cities and stuff, but had pretty much no luck if you’re in the middle of nowhere. I’m not sure how well it’d work in Canadia.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish T-Mobile operated in NC

I’ve gotten used to GSM service, and the network is pretty fantastic, but the only options for that are AT&T and Suncom (ugh).

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was also with att then to cingular and now back to att

i’ve always been pleased with them

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AT&T sold me to Suncom.

Bastards.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick K for Reyes

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Johnny lookin filthy rotten

pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"

by dunnateher on Jul 17, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh the game has started 3K already

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

11 pitches

pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"

by dunnateher on Jul 17, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KKKueto!!!!!!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKueto

strikes out the side

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 17, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What size shoe does Cueto wear?

a big enouf size 2 boot chu da fuck up outta here

seriously, read this interview. It’s brilliant.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 7:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Favorite element?

i would have 2 go with………….. water

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for that

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i submit

that every response in tonight’s game threads must come from that interview

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 17, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

agree'd

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

go blue!

what da fuck! i needs bof of my muthafuckin body parts

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plenty of strikeouts to go around tonight!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah love that Dusty - Grif still no. 3, kepp still no.2

Wat to ignore the facts Baker

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least Keppinger's OPS vs. LHP is .955

Griffey’s, on the other hand, is .650.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that kepp can flat out put the ball in play

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Phillies just got Joe Blanton

For three minor leaguers, Adrian Cardenas, Josh Outman and Matt Spencer

by cesarhernandez on Jul 17, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whoa...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the A's screwed em

Blanton has been pretty crappy this year, and Cardenas and Outman are both pretty solid.

by cesarhernandez on Jul 17, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

market for Arroyo

how’s it looking now, I wonder?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yoda'd it up you did

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

megan fox has you guys all a tither

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tither? I hardly know 'er!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

... The Tar Wars lady?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tard Wars

would be a politically incorrect show…

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe I can persuade my 17 year old fox, very cute niece to come to the wiffle ball thingy.

She’d love to meet you!

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she's seen the pics, eh?

must be an orioles fan?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not if you're under 18 too

I mean… what?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

... i was leaning towards something else...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, you lean that way?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

psst...

he’s talking about beastiality

I feel like I’m eavesdropping

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

... no... but I think I'll shut up now...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyway... it'd still involve me driving...

wait… actually I might be in Michigan at that point…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

K #5

coming up.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

#4 goJohnny go

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck disney that was great

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Cueto's all fiend out.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jeff brantley is annoying me

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeff has tHomitis - he never stops talking

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah seriously

I miss Welsh….

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KKKKK

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKute-o

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you think we can get someone to pass along to cueto that you think he's cute?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

21 pitches, 5 strikeouts.

fuckin real.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit

Cueto was ready for the break to be over, eh?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There goes the perfect game

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OH NOESSS!111

Wheels falling off!

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

which one? the spare one Delgado carries around?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would have 2 say bof

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jeff brantley said over the break

that dunn and griffey should be added to a platoon with younger players so that we can see what the youngsters can do

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's what brantley thinks

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn is so old!

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how old is he?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's so old

that he doesn’t laugh when someone says “Merkle’s Boner”.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

setup and competion!

awesome joke execution!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he doesn't hustle play scrappy

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn?

So we can see what who can do, exactly? Give fucking Patterson a try in LF?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can't explain brantley logic

i just reports it

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

eh, gotta go... be back in an hour or so

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 17, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

peace

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

peace, bra

that’s what 17 year olds say these days, right?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man! fuck dat spider

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you know, blue and gray agreed on someting

I feel like Henry Clay for bringing them together.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i want sum milk and cookies

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I just missed an inning

there have been, what, 7 k’s through 9 outs so far?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shit i couldnt tell u cuz i dont know

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BP went to the Newport Aqarium and King's Island over the all star break

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mystery player

Jhonny Peralta?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

johan santana

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by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bof of dem shits is nasty

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what da fuck! i needs bof of my muthafuckin body parts

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it dont matta however i can get it

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who do you admire most?

My mom CARLA, dat bitch da shit, i love her i think she da realest bitch alive

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, I totally missed the point of that thing

oh well.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn sucks he's only #2 in the league in HRs

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MLB

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and first in walks, no?

which is topical, because…

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lazy walk

he just stood there

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

after fouling off a sick slider

which is, you know, worth mentioning if Brantley didn’t have his head up his own ass.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bases are getting clogged

Shut up George
Shut the fuck up Clownboy

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

who da fuck is dat!

and what did they say?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

what’s he saying now?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good

maybe they can fire him now

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hit a homerun with EDE on the wii today

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunn needs a shave..looks like a big dumb lazy hick

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dunn says...

it dont matta cuz i hope my wife know ima be playa 4 life

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're not going to stop, are you?

and I’m not complaining, neither…

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why should i

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn is not scrappy, guy can't even run the bases

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shut the fuck up George

Clownboy is truly moronic

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey why'd ya quit?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I needed more time to post on RR

I was only there originally as a consultant…mutual decision between the CEO and me. Furniture and Design is in a severe depression.

Come Ross hit the fucking ball

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

two fingers is a slider

three fingers is brendan’s mom

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like 2 licky licky licky licky… lol

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuckin real

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

making pitchers work = good

walking is part of that

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

brantley says

dave ross has to have the patience of gob…

i never noticed him to be overly patient

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

come on now! what type of question is dat?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

COMMON!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Santana just made a huge mistake

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

49 thru 2 innings!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and KKKKKueto has

45 thru 3 innings!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bases loaded for Kueto!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ross walks on purpose

He’s been hanging out way too much with Dunn.
Johnny you got to hit it or get HBP

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

please go for option one.

But tell me Gray, would you rather Cueto gets hit in the arm or the leg?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit i couldnt tell u cuz i dont know

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oooh nice

you didn’t go wit da obvious

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

like I always say

fuck disney

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

booo

what da fuck! i needs bof of my muthafuckin body parts

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cueto's response:

why should i

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cueto the merciful.

el-sigh.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Jul 17, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Santana's at like, 50-odd pitches now

the closer we get to Duaner, the earlier, the better.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa dudes and dedettes...'bout time to break out the Corona

"When I got my award, I just wore my usual stuff," Dunn said.
"Was it for the Reds organization or all of baseball?" Bruce said.

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

3 up - 3 down 1 Corona up - 1/2 down

Mi Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

slacker!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm gonna listen to the buffett concert on sirius

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

crolfer is going to write that book someday

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

with all due respect to Gay Jesus teaching him about human anatomy.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit ima be askin him 4 sum change

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but do you know why the chicken crossed th road?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

couple deep fly balls there

were they well struck?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yup

Reds are starting to hit hard…itll start happening in the 4th?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

da future

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bruce's was...

didn’t see the rest

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and thank you

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man fuck dat spider!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kepp and Grif gone on a total of 3 pitches!

I thought they had learned something.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

from cpat?

pete rose to tony perez "how can anyone as slow as you pull a muscle?"

by dunnateher on Jul 17, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

his faforite fruit is watermelon and he can't swim

i’m not sayin’, i’m just sayin’

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what are you saying?

that he doesnt float?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 17, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

come on now! what type of question is dat?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what?

you don’t know how about the whole “Arab-American wit pet fuck lion” cliche?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

never be rude to an arab

learn the lyrics to that song. then live by them, dude.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

PBF time

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dusty yelled at Dunn

for walking in his first plate appearance, to which Donkey replied:

“i dont give a fuck i just want 2 get on”

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

to which dusty said

come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jinx you owe me a coke!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

at the picnic

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuckin real

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you beat me to it...even though

im da shit

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Dunn replied

“come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated”

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blanton to Philly

Oak got Cardenas in the deal, got Patterson in the Harden deal, and drafted Weeks, so maybe they don’t have much use for Slydes man Ellis. Lets sign him up!

by kennythered on Jul 17, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck.

nature, 1: Cueto, 0

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the two run HR

curse of young Reds pitchers everywhere.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

which sucks when you realize

Danny Ra Herrera is in our farm.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

put Angel Pagan is in theirs

damn polytheists.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game's over, I fear!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone else remember Sun Ra and his Arkestra

Music trivia question

Mi Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes someone probably remembers them

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the sun ra arkestra

played here over the summer. I was too cheap to go.

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do

great read in Slate from last month about hip hop and outer space

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One pitch BP up to bat

Mi Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Meaningless!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

adam dunn hits another not even mediocre home run

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thats all he does

walk and hit home runs

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 17, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did you hear brantley?

what a jerkoff

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 17, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what'd he say?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn you

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what'd he say?

I got 99 problems but a job ain't one.

by chesirecat on Jul 17, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what did he say?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what'd he say?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what'd he say?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 17, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hold your horses people

im trying to watch the hit parade

brantley said something to the effect of: “if only adam dunn could hit more home runs like that”
my rhetorical response: “like what asshole?”

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 17, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's only second in the majors

so, like ryan howard

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 17, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the all-time best rhetorical question:

what kind of an asshole are you?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what'd he say?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well???

what are you waiting for?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 17, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuckin real

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 17, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

EDWIN!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 17, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

suck on those

cincinnati media

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 17, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

B

ack to back!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can I get a hooha two times Thursday!?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 17, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hooha

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 17, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What do Dunn and EdE do?

whatever da fuck i feel like doin

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 17, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

re: me

Reds are starting to hit hard…itll start happening in the 4th?

Everything’s coming up Schourek.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

B2B EdE drills one

Dusty’d just as soon sit this guy to get more playing time for Kepp and cherry

Mi Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dunn and ede

i would have 2 say bof

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 17, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

damn..

EE is, so to speak, all fiend out

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ross is due

Mi Indian name is "Runs For Beer'

by Madville on Jul 17, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

cueto first career HR

calling it!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Jul 17, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

can't be

he’s batting over .000

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry

misread that as “hit”

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 17, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried that on a girl I met at a bar once

she still hasn’t called me back.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Jul 17, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply