FREE EXHIBITION BASEBALL!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM EDT
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Because I don't have enough TIm McCarver in my life.
Seriously, it's a great game. Enjoy.
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We'll inaugurate this thread with some classic Many Moore side boob
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
And there's Many Moore where that came from!
Thanks!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love side boob.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
first
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
i just saw some high quality helen mirren bikini pics
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
Where can I get some Tilda Swinton?
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Aww, poor guy, you're the dude who brought a drag queen to a side boob fight
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for truthitudes and hilarities
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
On the other hand
“Step by Step” was set in Wisconsin…
by Brendanukkah on Jul 16, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
winner by knockout
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't go up the ante.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
that blown call could have huge postseason implications!
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM EDT reply actions
That's why the All Star game should be played and umped by robots.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
do you know how much old people's medicine would have to be used to power those robots for three hours?
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
"Michael Young is a professional player." ~Tim McCarver
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
he should volunteer his time...he's selfish
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
ok
this is a good game
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
Don't fuck with Nate McClouth.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
we just got some hot catcher on catcher action
by jacob brumfield on Jul 16, 2008 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
I'll pitch.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought he was safe in real time.
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suck it, AL
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
you're doing it too?
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
only when the opportunity presents itself
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
I'm calling a Ludwick HR here
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions
alright! a kansas city royal is deciding the all star game!
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions
I'm so tired
but I can’t turn this damn game off. Baseball is a cruel mistress. (that’s not an invitation for another damn picture)
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
national leaguers playing the game the right way!
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:28 AM EDT reply actions
by the way
“Damn! That polynesian can fly!” is one of my favorite posts I’ve seen this season. (When Victorino tripled.)
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Don't fuck with Nate McClouth.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM EDT reply actions
MVP!
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
wow...that ball would have gone foul
those ALers don’t understand sac bunts
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Tilda Swinton skin shots.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I must commend you.
Now, don’t ever do that again.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
ah shit uggla's hitting with one out and the bases loaded
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM EDT reply actions
he'd probably take one in the head at this point.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
No GIDU
Second basemen tend to do that…
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
adrian gonzales grand slam
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
i think brandon phillips shoulda been on this team instead of uggla..
maybe i’ll go ask the guys at let’sgotribe! what they think
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
That
was a nasty pitch
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
Hello, George.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
I wanted to fucking die there
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
If the AL doesn't score...
Home Run Derby to decide it.
Start with Josh Hamilton.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
this all-star team sucks
because it can’t hit with runners in scoring position. they fail time and time and time again.
The Brennaman boys should be calling this one.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Very un-clutchy.
They’re not playing basebal the right way.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, they're playing it at 1am.
"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Black Hookers
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Jim Tressel tell-all (Cliff Note)
Seater vest, seater vest, sweater vest
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
that one is funny
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
is the NL out of pitchers?
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
wow...that was almost like Aaron f'n boone
especially coming back late from the commercial
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funny, that girl's career didn't take off after that one
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
she shoulda gotten a nose job
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
the problem is her whip cream boobs
and cherry nipples aren’t symetrical.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
James Van der Beek
went on to star in a Robin Sparkles video.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 16, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Hello, can you say Final Destination and Legally Blonde?
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
who is that girl?
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
that the dorito's girl?
wasn’t she in repli-kate with eugene levy?
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
well
ali landry is hotter
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Funny
Hurdle is fucking his own pitcher
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
uggla for gold glove!
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM EDT reply actions
Hurdle is playing for all the marbles
After all, what does he care?
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
why not walk the housewife?
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM EDT reply actions
that was fucking incredible
I wish Russ was on our team.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
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The ramifications of this game
10 more pitchers added to the roster
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
call it bud
this game will never end
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM EDT reply actions
ask him
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Go to bed.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
don't you turn your back on me I'm all you've got
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
VIVA
VIAGRA!
Passion was invented in America.
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Jesus was invented in America?
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 7:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Who's left?
AL has only Kazmir left in the pen, no one on the bench.
NL has Lidge, Marmol and Webb, with McCann on the bench. Lincecum may have recovered from his flu-like sypmtoms enough by now to pitch.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT reply actions
Columbus.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
well, when mommy householder and daddy householder loved each other very much...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
someone tell baltimore to bend his bill
by jacob brumfield on Jul 16, 2008 12:50 AM EDT reply actions
fucker from the nationals can't even bunt
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:51 AM EDT reply actions
The defense in this game has been absolutely mind-numbing
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Playing baseball the wrong way...
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:52 AM EDT reply actions
that hadn't even occurred to me
what the hell was that all about? The Dodger way or something? Did Hurdle ever play for the Dodgers?
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
corey hart should not be an all star
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:53 AM EDT reply actions
If we get to a fourteenth inning...
Maybe he can sing “Never Surrender” for the 14th inning stretch.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
According to Michael therefore...
None of the hitters should be on our team.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
marty would be launching into a 10 minute tirade about it
and cowboy would just sit there and agree
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Chris Welsh would be reinacting the opening scene from "The Omen"
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
The prospect of Marmol blowing this is just enough schadenfreude to keep me happy
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
marmol is flat out nasty
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:58 AM EDT reply actions
uggla made a play!
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:58 AM EDT reply actions
such gentlemen
neither side wanting to win
by jacob brumfield on Jul 16, 2008 1:00 AM EDT reply actions
goddamn uggla
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:00 AM EDT reply actions
That must be an All-Star Game record.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Uggla...
feeling sorry for the guy.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
I think he wants to go to sleep also.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
jeff brantley will be all over this on thursday
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
baseball has the best all-star game of any sport
suck it football
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
the pro bowl doesn't really put up much of a fight
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Not so fast...
This could still end in a tie.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
If Volquez comes back into the game... I don't know what I'd do.
probably just sit here and cry about it.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
too bad for ARod
this game will end too late to party with Madonna
by jacob brumfield on Jul 16, 2008 1:04 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
from Deadspin's live blog
12:50 — Tim McCarver: “I can’t remember this many bunt situations in an All-Star game.” Technically, every at bat is a bunt situation. Just not a good one. Ask Dusty Baker about it. It’s written on one of the sides of that toothpick.
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
michael rappaport is gonna be on prison break?
i don’t get it
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:06 AM EDT reply actions
Guest-starring on the next "Prison Break":
Jeffrey Jones!
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
principal on ferris beuller
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
oh wait, you guys were serious
sorry… its late and I’m grumpy
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Go to bed.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
i thought mcclouth had a home run
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:08 AM EDT reply actions
time to STRETCH!
this Tyra Banks commercial really bothers me.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
no, its the one where she "Struts her stuff all around the country"
SO WHAT?
its frightening. scarier than Oprah.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
[X]
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
:)
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by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Corey Hart will now sing "Never Surrender."
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
HEY EVERYBODY!! GUESS WHAT!?!?
It’s only 12:12 here!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Dusty wouldn't worry about it.
Nor should the Rays.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm still here,
to answer your queries.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Such abuse.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
What is the meaning of life?
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by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Actually, Lidge.
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by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions
prediction:
this is the final frame.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
none of our predictions have actually worked out yet...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
prediction: this is not the final frame
There, now one of us will be knowledgeable.
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
that or one of us will have guessed correctly.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
I don't think I've phrased one like this one until now.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Home Run Derby.
Three hitters from each team, alternating, three outs apiece, hitting off of Bud Selig.
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:30 AM EDT reply actions
Ludwick waited just long enough to Edmonds that ball
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
a few years ago Gagne blew a save in the all-star game despite not having blown one all season
Lidge is setting himself up to match that.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
'cept there's no save situation
wocka wocka wocka
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
Zzzzzzzz...
Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.
by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:39 AM EDT reply actions
good night everyone
Zzzzzzz, indeed.
FIRE DUSTY BAKER
i guess j.d. drew
who won?
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by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't have time to read through all this crap
but did anyone yet comment on the fact that we need to change the rules for the ASG so that if it goes to extras, you can put the starters back in?
The pitchers stay good (until they run out), but we have the second stringers in. Why not let the big guys come back in and end things before the 15th?
I'm not having even a mediocre year.
My favorite non-Red.
"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."
wow
I went to bed and it was 2-0 NL. I told my wife I didn’t want to see Volton give up a homer.
Also, I wonder what the NL thinks now about having Uggla in the field, and at the plate, in extra innings with Brandon Phillips sitting around watching at home? The only good that comes of this is if the Cubs get to the Series and lose in 7 on the road.
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
Wait, Reds fans think BP could have outdone Uggla?
This is the first I’m hearing of it.
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
Have you learned your lesson about putting Corey Hart on an All-Star team?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 16, 2008 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey facebook friend!
How the hell did you find me? Had to be through BCB’s page, right?
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
Boo creepy foot doctor!
By the way, I just got a spam email from a “Kerry Hairston” saying “Stay on budget caring about your health!”
BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"
My internet stalking skills are mighty
Actually I just searched for “battlekow,” and you popped right up.
Could you forward that e-mail to Jerry Hairston? He needs help staying healthy. You can reach him at cherry.hudson@hellokitty.com
by Brendanukkah on Jul 16, 2008 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
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