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Because I don't have enough TIm McCarver in my life.

Seriously, it's a great game.  Enjoy.

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Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

first

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i just saw some high quality helen mirren bikini pics

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd for truthitudes and hilarities

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the other hand

“Step by Step” was set in Wisconsin…

by Brendanukkah on Jul 16, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So was That 70's Show

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

winner by knockout

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that brick is cracked!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't go up the ante.

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No tag!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he should volunteer his time...he's selfish

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY CRAP

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok

this is a good game

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is a great game

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

blue baller

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Un. Be. Lievable.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 16, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

suck it, AL

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're doing it too?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm calling a Ludwick HR here

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

alright! a kansas city royal is deciding the all star game!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm so tired

but I can’t turn this damn game off. Baseball is a cruel mistress. (that’s not an invitation for another damn picture)

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

national leaguers playing the game the right way!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

damn

that cracka can fly.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

by the way

“Damn! That polynesian can fly!” is one of my favorite posts I’ve seen this season. (When Victorino tripled.)

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't fuck with Nate McClouth.

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MVP!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing like a Pirate

working for that home field advantage….

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow...that ball would have gone foul

those ALers don’t understand sac bunts

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Upta Uglla

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tilda Swinton skin shots.

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I must commend you.

Now, don’t ever do that again.

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A reply button?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

question mark?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

An image block firefox extention?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah shit uggla's hitting with one out and the bases loaded

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or not

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No GIDU

Second basemen tend to do that…

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

adrian gonzales grand slam

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh man

Uggla is on suicide watch.

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sudoku

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think brandon phillips shoulda been on this team instead of uggla..

maybe i’ll go ask the guys at let’sgotribe! what they think

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

[deleted, the truth hurts]

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also ask them if CC should be in the game

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man

Uggla sucks tonight.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I feel sorry for the guy

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That

was a nasty pitch

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hello, George.

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

COMMERCIAL

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i lol'd

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or not

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 16, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ask Josh for one

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In.Sane.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

COMMERCIAL

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

creeeeeeepyyyyyy

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's where people really go when they die:

Ikea.

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wanted to fucking die there

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the AL doesn't score...

Home Run Derby to decide it.

Start with Josh Hamilton.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

vs. Edinson Volquez

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this all-star team sucks

because it can’t hit with runners in scoring position. they fail time and time and time again.

The Brennaman boys should be calling this one.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Very un-clutchy.

They’re not playing basebal the right way.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That makes Marty very cranky.

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does something NOT make Marty cranky?

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Black Hookers

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jim Tressel tell-all (Cliff Note)

Seater vest, seater vest, sweater vest

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Want another?

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that one is funny

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

was cliff lee not an all star?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he started the game

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My memory only goes back 24 hours

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that was so close to going out

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is the NL out of pitchers?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow...that was almost like Aaron f'n boone

especially coming back late from the commercial

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

alright

this has to be it.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I came here to do it

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she shoulda gotten a nose job

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the problem is her whip cream boobs

and cherry nipples aren’t symetrical.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

James Van der Beek

went on to star in a Robin Sparkles video.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 16, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hello, can you say Final Destination and Legally Blonde?

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who is that girl?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ali Larter

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that the dorito's girl?

wasn’t she in repli-kate with eugene levy?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, that was Ali Landry

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

ali landry is hotter

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uggla bobbled that one...geeze man

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 16, 2008 12:40 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Funny

Hurdle is fucking his own pitcher

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 12:40 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

uggla for gold glove!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hurdle is playing for all the marbles

After all, what does he care?

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why not walk the housewife?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was fucking incredible

I wish Russ was on our team.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Welcome to the big leagues, kid

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

G’night birds.

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

birds.

I like that.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats moon

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Terrorist

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ramifications of this game

10 more pitchers added to the roster

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:44 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

COMMERCIAL

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur4aqkyCzPA

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or

this

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

call it bud

this game will never end

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The signal-to-noise ratio is slowly increasing

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone know if Blue needs sleep?

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ask him

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

go to hell.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go to bed.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

VIVA

VIAGRA!
Passion was invented in America.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just like Jesus

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus was invented in America?

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 7:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's left?

AL has only Kazmir left in the pen, no one on the bench.
NL has Lidge, Marmol and Webb, with McCann on the bench. Lincecum may have recovered from his flu-like sypmtoms enough by now to pitch.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is my last inning...

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 16, 2008 12:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wright with some New York magic

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:50 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fucker from the nationals can't even bunt

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The defense in this game has been absolutely mind-numbing

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 16, 2008 12:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Playing baseball the wrong way...

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that hadn't even occurred to me

what the hell was that all about? The Dodger way or something? Did Hurdle ever play for the Dodgers?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

corey hart should not be an all star

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If we get to a fourteenth inning...

Maybe he can sing “Never Surrender” for the 14th inning stretch.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't switch a blade on a guy in shades

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Brewers are 0-6 now

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:53 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

3-27 RISP

ha

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:54 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

According to Michael therefore...

None of the hitters should be on our team.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

and they fail whenever they face GOOD pitching.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahh...

sweet satisfaction.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

marmol is flat out nasty

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah Uggla!

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

uggla made a play!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The dirty coke is wearing off

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

such gentlemen

neither side wanting to win

by jacob brumfield on Jul 16, 2008 1:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Said General Clay to General Gore,
“Oh must we fight this silly war?

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

goddamn uggla

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That must be an All-Star Game record.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uggla...

feeling sorry for the guy.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he wants to go to sleep also.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't realize that I could appreciate BP any more

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 1:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

jeff brantley will be all over this on thursday

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amen

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

baseball has the best all-star game of any sport

suck it football

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 1:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the pro bowl doesn't really put up much of a fight

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not so fast...

This could still end in a tie.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Volquez comes back into the game... I don't know what I'd do.

probably just sit here and cry about it.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

too bad for ARod

this game will end too late to party with Madonna

by jacob brumfield on Jul 16, 2008 1:04 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

from Deadspin's live blog

12:50 — Tim McCarver: “I can’t remember this many bunt situations in an All-Star game.” Technically, every at bat is a bunt situation. Just not a good one. Ask Dusty Baker about it. It’s written on one of the sides of that toothpick.

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 1:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

michael rappaport is gonna be on prison break?

i don’t get it

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Guest-starring on the next "Prison Break":

Jeffrey Jones!

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ed Rooney

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(the man who could squash your nuts into oblivion)

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

principal on ferris beuller

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a doctor-tackling alzheimer patient

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't believe he exists

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rawr

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by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

welcome

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by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh wait, you guys were serious

sorry… its late and I’m grumpy

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go to bed.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh man... soooo close

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i thought mcclouth had a home run

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

needed one more clap

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by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

time to STRETCH!

this Tyra Banks commercial really bothers me.

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by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is that the one with the creepy lizards?

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by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't that Naomi Campbell?

It ain’t Tyra.

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what I meant

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, its the one where she "Struts her stuff all around the country"

SO WHAT?

its frightening. scarier than Oprah.

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by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

[X]

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

( , ) ( , )

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

:)

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corey Hart will now sing "Never Surrender."

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by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY EVERYBODY!! GUESS WHAT!?!?

It’s only 12:12 here!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

*crickets*

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Inning 15

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by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kazmir threw 100 pitches three days ago

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dusty wouldn't worry about it.

Nor should the Rays.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Freedom's just a word for nothing left to lose

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm still here,

to answer your queries.

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by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

need sleep yet?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Such abuse.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

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by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Particle or wave?

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bof of 'em

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by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is the meaning of life?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

42ish

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by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HELLZ YEA!!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

blasphemy!

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Webb

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, Lidge.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Forgot about him

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

me

I’m on a roll!

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

prediction:

this is the final frame.

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by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

none of our predictions have actually worked out yet...

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by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

prediction: this is not the final frame

There, now one of us will be knowledgeable.

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Home Run Derby.

Three hitters from each team, alternating, three outs apiece, hitting off of Bud Selig.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I say they use Selig as the ball

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nicely done by Ludwick

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ludwick waited just long enough to Edmonds that ball

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AMEN!!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jim Edmonds=showboating dumbarse

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by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kevin Youkilis: Tom Hulce playing a serial killer?

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You watching German porn again?

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The FBI

IS watching me masturbate!

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or not

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by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

'cept there's no save situation

wocka wocka wocka

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by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks alot battlekow

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by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Corey Hart suxxxx...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I sincerely apologize for Corey Hart's arm

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh, ok

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“I knew it was a little bit to the left,” said Hart. “I just didn’t know how far. I was fine. I just pulled it to the left a little.”
link

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CUBS LOSE!!!

CUBS LOSE!!!

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Zzzzzzzz...

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good night everyone

Zzzzzzz, indeed.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:40 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Heidi Klum?

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i guess j.d. drew

who won?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't have time to read through all this crap

but did anyone yet comment on the fact that we need to change the rules for the ASG so that if it goes to extras, you can put the starters back in?

The pitchers stay good (until they run out), but we have the second stringers in. Why not let the big guys come back in and end things before the 15th?

I'm not having even a mediocre year.

by Gray on Jul 16, 2008 2:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My favorite non-Red.

Ichiro rocks.

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 8:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

I went to bed and it was 2-0 NL. I told my wife I didn’t want to see Volton give up a homer.

Also, I wonder what the NL thinks now about having Uggla in the field, and at the plate, in extra innings with Brandon Phillips sitting around watching at home? The only good that comes of this is if the Cubs get to the Series and lose in 7 on the road.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 16, 2008 8:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, Reds fans think BP could have outdone Uggla?

This is the first I’m hearing of it.

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey facebook friend!

How the hell did you find me? Had to be through BCB’s page, right?

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boo creepy foot doctor!

By the way, I just got a spam email from a “Kerry Hairston” saying “Stay on budget caring about your health!”

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs