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Because I don't have enough TIm McCarver in my life.

Seriously, it's a great game.  Enjoy.

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Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

first

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i just saw some high quality helen mirren bikini pics

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec'd for truthitudes and hilarities

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On the other hand

“Step by Step” was set in Wisconsin…

by Brendanukkah on Jul 16, 2008 12:20 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So was That 70's Show

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

winner by knockout

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:23 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No tag!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he should volunteer his time...he's selfish

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOLY CRAP

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok

this is a good game

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is a great game

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:23 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:23 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

blue baller

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:24 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Un. Be. Lievable.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 16, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

suck it, AL

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:26 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you're doing it too?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:26 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

alright! a kansas city royal is deciding the all star game!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm so tired

but I can’t turn this damn game off. Baseball is a cruel mistress. (that’s not an invitation for another damn picture)

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:28 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn

that cracka can fly.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

by the way

“Damn! That polynesian can fly!” is one of my favorite posts I’ve seen this season. (When Victorino tripled.)

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MVP!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nothing like a Pirate

working for that home field advantage….

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow...that ball would have gone foul

those ALers don’t understand sac bunts

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Upta Uglla

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:33 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I must commend you.

Now, don’t ever do that again.

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:35 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:36 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A reply button?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

An image block firefox extention?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No GIDU

Second basemen tend to do that…

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

adrian gonzales grand slam

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh man

Uggla is on suicide watch.

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sudoku

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i think brandon phillips shoulda been on this team instead of uggla..

maybe i’ll go ask the guys at let’sgotribe! what they think

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:33 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

[deleted, the truth hurts]

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:34 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

man

Uggla sucks tonight.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I feel sorry for the guy

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:33 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That

was a nasty pitch

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hello, George.

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i lol'd

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:34 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In.Sane.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:36 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

creeeeeeepyyyyyy

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's where people really go when they die:

Ikea.

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wanted to fucking die there

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If the AL doesn't score...

Home Run Derby to decide it.

Start with Josh Hamilton.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

vs. Edinson Volquez

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this all-star team sucks

because it can’t hit with runners in scoring position. they fail time and time and time again.

The Brennaman boys should be calling this one.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Very un-clutchy.

They’re not playing basebal the right way.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That makes Marty very cranky.

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:40 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does something NOT make Marty cranky?

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Black Hookers

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 12:42 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jim Tressel tell-all (Cliff Note)

Seater vest, seater vest, sweater vest

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that one is funny

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

was cliff lee not an all star?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he started the game

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My memory only goes back 24 hours

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, that was so close to going out

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is the NL out of pitchers?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow...that was almost like Aaron f'n boone

especially coming back late from the commercial

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

alright

this has to be it.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I came here to do it

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:40 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

she shoulda gotten a nose job

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:42 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the problem is her whip cream boobs

and cherry nipples aren’t symetrical.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

James Van der Beek

went on to star in a Robin Sparkles video.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 16, 2008 12:42 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who is that girl?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ali Larter

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that the dorito's girl?

wasn’t she in repli-kate with eugene levy?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:44 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, that was Ali Landry

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:44 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well

ali landry is hotter

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uggla bobbled that one...geeze man

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 16, 2008 12:40 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Funny

Hurdle is fucking his own pitcher

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 12:40 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uggla for gold glove!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hurdle is playing for all the marbles

After all, what does he care?

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:42 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why not walk the housewife?

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Welcome to the big leagues, kid

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

G’night birds.

"Where does Catwoman live, Daddy?"

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

birds.

I like that.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:44 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thats moon

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Terrorist

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:46 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The ramifications of this game

10 more pitchers added to the roster

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:44 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur4aqkyCzPA

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or

this

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

call it bud

this game will never end

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brent Jonathan Beck

by Brent Beck on Jul 16, 2008 12:46 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does anyone know if Blue needs sleep?

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:46 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ask him

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

go to hell.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

VIVA

VIAGRA!
Passion was invented in America.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just like Jesus

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jesus was invented in America?

"As it says over the door to the Famous Writers' School in Connecticut: A Sullen Drunk Packing A Gat Is Not The Best Company For An Artist Finicky About His Style."

by Pops Daniels on Jul 16, 2008 7:56 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who's left?

AL has only Kazmir left in the pen, no one on the bench.
NL has Lidge, Marmol and Webb, with McCann on the bench. Lincecum may have recovered from his flu-like sypmtoms enough by now to pitch.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is my last inning...

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 16, 2008 12:48 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wright with some New York magic

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:50 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fucker from the nationals can't even bunt

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:51 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The defense in this game has been absolutely mind-numbing

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Jul 16, 2008 12:51 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Playing baseball the wrong way...

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:52 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that hadn't even occurred to me

what the hell was that all about? The Dodger way or something? Did Hurdle ever play for the Dodgers?

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:53 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

corey hart should not be an all star

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:53 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If we get to a fourteenth inning...

Maybe he can sing “Never Surrender” for the 14th inning stretch.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:54 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't switch a blade on a guy in shades

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:54 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Brewers are 0-6 now

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:53 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3-27 RISP

ha

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:54 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

According to Michael therefore...

None of the hitters should be on our team.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 12:55 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

and they fail whenever they face GOOD pitching.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 12:56 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

marmol is flat out nasty

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:58 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah Uggla!

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 12:58 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uggla made a play!

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 12:58 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The dirty coke is wearing off

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 12:59 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

such gentlemen

neither side wanting to win

by jacob brumfield on Jul 16, 2008 1:00 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Said General Clay to General Gore,
“Oh must we fight this silly war?

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:00 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

goddamn uggla

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:00 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That must be an All-Star Game record.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:01 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It is

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:02 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uggla...

feeling sorry for the guy.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:01 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think he wants to go to sleep also.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:01 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

jeff brantley will be all over this on thursday

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:02 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Amen

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:03 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

baseball has the best all-star game of any sport

suck it football

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 1:02 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the pro bowl doesn't really put up much of a fight

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:03 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not so fast...

This could still end in a tie.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:03 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:05 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

too bad for ARod

this game will end too late to party with Madonna

by jacob brumfield on Jul 16, 2008 1:04 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

rec'd

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:05 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

from Deadspin's live blog

12:50 — Tim McCarver: “I can’t remember this many bunt situations in an All-Star game.” Technically, every at bat is a bunt situation. Just not a good one. Ask Dusty Baker about it. It’s written on one of the sides of that toothpick.

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 16, 2008 1:04 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

michael rappaport is gonna be on prison break?

i don’t get it

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:06 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Guest-starring on the next "Prison Break":

Jeffrey Jones!

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:07 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ed Rooney

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:10 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

principal on ferris beuller

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:10 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a doctor-tackling alzheimer patient

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:10 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

welcome

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:11 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh wait, you guys were serious

sorry… its late and I’m grumpy

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:13 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go to bed.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:14 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh man... soooo close

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:08 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i thought mcclouth had a home run

So hey, umm....do you guys mind if I have this fruit roll-up?

by chandrathan on Jul 16, 2008 1:08 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

needed one more clap

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:10 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

time to STRETCH!

this Tyra Banks commercial really bothers me.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:12 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is that the one with the creepy lizards?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:12 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Isn't that Naomi Campbell?

It ain’t Tyra.

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:13 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's what I meant

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:14 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no, its the one where she "Struts her stuff all around the country"

SO WHAT?

its frightening. scarier than Oprah.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:14 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:13 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

[X]

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:13 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

( , ) ( , )

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:15 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

:)

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:18 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Corey Hart will now sing "Never Surrender."

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:13 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HEY EVERYBODY!! GUESS WHAT!?!?

It’s only 12:12 here!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:12 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*crickets*

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:17 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Inning 15

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:18 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kazmir threw 100 pitches three days ago

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:21 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dusty wouldn't worry about it.

Nor should the Rays.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:22 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm still here,

to answer your queries.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:24 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

need sleep yet?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:25 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Such abuse.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:26 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

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by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:26 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Particle or wave?

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:26 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What is the meaning of life?

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:27 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

42ish

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:27 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HELLZ YEA!!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:27 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

blasphemy!

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:28 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brandon Webb

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:27 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually, Lidge.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:28 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Forgot about him

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by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:29 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

me

I’m on a roll!

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:28 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

prediction:

this is the final frame.

FIRE DUSTY BAKER

by Blue on Jul 16, 2008 1:29 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Home Run Derby.

Three hitters from each team, alternating, three outs apiece, hitting off of Bud Selig.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Jul 16, 2008 1:30 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I say they use Selig as the ball

BCB's "very own marginally deserving all-star!"

by battlekow on Jul 16, 2008 1:31 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nicely done by Ludwick

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:31 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AMEN!!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 16, 2008 1:34 AM EDT to parent up